Film Theory: The Secret to FUSING a Cat and Dog (Nickelodeon CatDog)

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    Alone in the world is this little CatDog, at least for now. I love Nickelodeon's classic cartoons, but I've always wanted to figure out one thing: What is a "catdog?" Better yet, can a "catdog" really exist? Today Theorists, we are diving into the world of NickToons to figure this out!
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Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @bobbotherosso8110
    @bobbotherosso8110 5 лет назад +21859

    Why...why do I need to know this...
    Rational part of me: Cos Film Theory made a vid on it

  • @raptorkid7477
    @raptorkid7477 5 лет назад +8996

    The real question is, how does the Cat-Dog poop??

    • @whistlingstarlight2942
      @whistlingstarlight2942 5 лет назад +931

      Raptor Kid I've been avoiding that question for five years, and now I feel like an answer is needed.

    • @histimehascome6103
      @histimehascome6103 5 лет назад +458

      #Firstworldproblems

    • @noahlebrun152
      @noahlebrun152 5 лет назад +359

      Or pee

    • @YoutubeWatcher1290
      @YoutubeWatcher1290 5 лет назад +619

      I’m guessing that the cat half throws it up when the dog poops and the dog throws it up when the cat poops

    • @PupdudePwns
      @PupdudePwns 5 лет назад +426

      They revealed that in an episode. The business end throws it up. The two more important questions are how they piss, and how they're supposed to procreate.

  • @billcook4768
    @billcook4768 5 лет назад +2308

    I can't believe you made this whole video without asking the question *every* kids asked: How does it poop?

    • @coolguy11gotgame84
      @coolguy11gotgame84 5 лет назад +30

      Yeah whats the answer

    • @user-sv5gq5hd2d
      @user-sv5gq5hd2d 5 лет назад +9

      then say it 🙄

    • @eddieperaza8948
      @eddieperaza8948 5 лет назад +72

      Do they even need to poop? Catdog has two stomachs and two digestive systems. It wouldn't be hard to believe that they don't produce waste.

    • @billcipher8942
      @billcipher8942 5 лет назад +10

      I thought that too

    • @Nut_in_Space
      @Nut_in_Space 5 лет назад +37

      I disagree every kid wanders why men have nipples

  • @SaruCharmed
    @SaruCharmed 2 года назад +313

    Even if the two animals' immune systems would accept each other, there's no way that creature would live very long. The digestive system wouldn't work. There's no way to eliminate waste.

    • @Natalie_Milana7
      @Natalie_Milana7 2 года назад +17

      Unless you use the special kind of acid, that could dissolve everything except vitamins and colories

    • @fin5887
      @fin5887 2 года назад +12

      It probably would just vomit a ton

    • @fin5887
      @fin5887 2 года назад +6

      Then it would die from malnutrition

    • @-Meh_bunny-
      @-Meh_bunny- 2 года назад +4

      If it did existent one would through up the food the other side ate

    • @Da_frogOfficial
      @Da_frogOfficial 2 года назад +5

      They eat the other one throws up- bingo the cat and thee sophia

  • @RedAngelSophia
    @RedAngelSophia Год назад +54

    You forgot to mention how catdog has to poo - deciding whether to go to the litter-box or the neighbor’s lawn is the least of all concerns.

  • @jayclo-2211
    @jayclo-2211 5 лет назад +734

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Dog’s DNA: *Screams At Bacteriophage Mailman*

    • @jackyzhu9761
      @jackyzhu9761 4 года назад +3

      J.O Covers, might as well make a Cat-Hyena. It’s better.

    • @tristanblackmun9894
      @tristanblackmun9894 4 года назад +5

      I’m sorry but as a science freak I must correct your mistake. Bacteriophage is a virus that attacks bacteria and dog cells are far from bacteria. So it would be viral mailman or bacterial mailman.

    • @killerboom2673
      @killerboom2673 4 года назад +1

      you watch lazarbeam

    • @jayclo-2211
      @jayclo-2211 4 года назад +1

      Not Tristan Haha true, but I thought the virus was a bacteriophage. My bad 😂

    • @bettyperdue3021
      @bettyperdue3021 4 года назад +1

      No one:
      Not a soul:
      Cat’s DNA: *cuddles and purrs BACTERIAL human*
      (For u Not Tristan)

  • @billytotten
    @billytotten 4 года назад +3526

    Technically, the only real world animal that is even remotely similar to a cat-dog, is a fox

    • @coldestfrost4973
      @coldestfrost4973 4 года назад +250

      youre not wrong they have feline and canine DNA

    • @shabbarkhambati1724
      @shabbarkhambati1724 4 года назад +74

      What about hyenas?

    • @lanajane778
      @lanajane778 4 года назад +274

      @@shabbarkhambati1724 No, foxes are in both Canidae and Felidae. Hyenas are so unique that they have a family all to themselves, Hyaenidae.

    • @bumblebeerror9019
      @bumblebeerror9019 4 года назад +166

      Foxes are what you get when there’s a niche open in the environment for a small feline but no felines are present, which is hilarious to me. Doggo hardware running cat software.

    • @Prospitfox
      @Prospitfox 4 года назад +101

      ...if you can’t make a cat dog hybrid, do you think you could make a cat-Fox-dog hybrid, where the Fox works as a bridge between the two?

  • @allantidgwell5624
    @allantidgwell5624 2 года назад +123

    If you want a cat-dog just travel back in time and pick up a Dormaalocyon latouri (the ancestor of both. Also the ancestor to weasles, raccons, bears, seals, sealions walruses, and hyenas)
    Also as Hyenas look like canids but are a member of feliformia they could count as cat-dogs

    • @AttemptedPretzelMaker
      @AttemptedPretzelMaker 2 года назад +4

      Actually hyenas are so unique they get there own family, hyenae

    • @allantidgwell5624
      @allantidgwell5624 2 года назад +1

      @@AttemptedPretzelMaker "Feliformia is a suborder within the order Carnivora consisting of 'cat-like' carnivorans, including cats (large and small), hyenas, mongooses, viverrids, and other taxa. Feliformia stands in contrast to the other suborder of Carnivora, Caniformia (also Canoidea, 'dog-like' carnivorans)"
      Care to try that again?

  • @dazzlingdexter5060
    @dazzlingdexter5060 Год назад +22

    There was a German scientist who fused two dogs together. So it's in Thoery possible but that also brings up nutrition questions. Cats and dogs have very different diets. So while it might be possible fuse things like stomach or nerves if they similar enough it might hit a wall as you have to try account for diet. Cats are more carnivorous than dogs.

  • @bopper1392
    @bopper1392 4 года назад +925

    MatPat: I REFUSE to microwave a cat in kindergarten 2.
    Also MatPat: Let's fuse a Cat and a dog

  • @gafla2104
    @gafla2104 5 лет назад +375

    Meanwhile, in another universe...
    "How to split the CATDOG?!?! The science BEHIND it!"
    PatMat.

  • @mercuryvincent6796
    @mercuryvincent6796 4 месяца назад +2

    Its Feb 2024 and ever since MatPat announced his retirement, I've been binge watching all old episodes especially the ones that still use the into theme song. We will miss you MatPat!

  • @GeminiWolfstarGaming
    @GeminiWolfstarGaming 2 года назад +4

    The nostalgia is so real with that Vrv plug! In addition to the cartoons, Nick Arcade, Guts, and Legends of the Hidden Temple! I personally always rooted for the Blue Barracudas purely because my favorite color is blue. And I actually know another Matt who was actually a contestant on the show! He was a Green Monkey, and he still has the shirt!

  • @plutossky7534
    @plutossky7534 5 лет назад +544

    You taught me genetics two years before my science teacher

    • @importantnonsense253
      @importantnonsense253 5 лет назад +6

      lol same

    • @js4796
      @js4796 5 лет назад +5

      anyone remember coward the cowardly dog

    • @afroditesis4738
      @afroditesis4738 5 лет назад +6

      @@js4796 *Courage the cowardly dog

    • @TheGamales3
      @TheGamales3 5 лет назад +2

      Nice profile pic

    • @js4796
      @js4796 5 лет назад +2

      @@afroditesis4738 oops thx for the correction

  • @daynascalone7937
    @daynascalone7937 Год назад +4

    Thanks for the scroll warning but that pug-cat thing is forever burned in my brain. The other ones were less terrifying for some reason, perhaps because I've already seen them. 😆

  • @meiqinhuang8909
    @meiqinhuang8909 9 месяцев назад +2

    that beginning was so smooth!

  • @rage_2000
    @rage_2000 4 года назад +1706

    *Boomers:* the newer generations spend to much time inventing things that nobody needs... they should learn from the older generations
    *Older generations:* _[Designs cat piano]_

    • @emilyoliver3004
      @emilyoliver3004 4 года назад +11

      Rodri G sadly he planned not created it imagine it though

    • @rage_2000
      @rage_2000 4 года назад +16

      Emily Oliver They created it as a concept

    • @kylebroflovski3893
      @kylebroflovski3893 4 года назад +8

      I am the 69th like. I thank you.

    • @randomlyyellow6466
      @randomlyyellow6466 4 года назад +9

      But we need cat pianos

    • @aGamerDiary
      @aGamerDiary 4 года назад +15

      @@randomlyyellow6466 you really doesn't need a cat piano, it's a piano with a needles to prick the cats tail to prompt the cat to meow everytime you push the button... It's horrible thing. You can read the concept online, it's really horrible to the extent only a psycho would build it

  • @loydtheliar5659
    @loydtheliar5659 5 лет назад +81

    this video as a convo would be this:
    Matpat: Ey, guess if its possible to make a Catdog!
    Me: ehm, probably not
    Matpat: yes.
    Me:
    Matpat:
    Me:
    Matpat:
    Me: WHY DO YOU TELL ME THIS
    Matpat: I ALREADY WASTED A MONTH ON THE RESEARCH, I HAD TO TELL SOMEBODY

    • @thetraveler010
      @thetraveler010 5 лет назад +3

      This is amazing

    • @TheCatOfWarCSGO
      @TheCatOfWarCSGO 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, little confused by the title for this one. The SECRET to creating a catdog is that... you can't? Or were we just expected to forget the title lol

    • @cat8158
      @cat8158 5 лет назад +1

      It's possible to look at me!
      I'm real!
      Hello?

  • @Angel_1394
    @Angel_1394 Год назад +4

    He didn't attach them, he found someone who had it and tried to buy it for years and finally made them give in. It's a really interesting story. I'm perfectly okay with just the cartoon.

  • @joannecheng4603
    @joannecheng4603 2 года назад +3

    This channel is enough for me since it is not boring or way too mature.

  • @spacerace1448
    @spacerace1448 5 лет назад +877

    I have an amazing idea:
    What if you do a film theory about the movie Up and find out how many balloons he would need to actually lift himself off the ground and if the movie is accurate.
    And if you want to take it a step further, you could find out how much the balloons would cost?
    Guys if you like this idea, like it so it can get to the top and he could do a video on it :D

    • @skjijean
      @skjijean 5 лет назад +15

      THIS THO i actually want to know

    • @aaronupward
      @aaronupward 5 лет назад +23

      Mythbusters did this years ago. You can extrapolate on the math easily yourself

    • @BoggarthVT
      @BoggarthVT 5 лет назад +5

      Other people did this

    • @Nube-Gamer
      @Nube-Gamer 5 лет назад +22

      How about the Purge theory that he promised like, a month ago. I hope that theory doesn't get the Dr. Who treatment.

    • @zakaria1551
      @zakaria1551 5 лет назад +4

      National geographic channel : How hard can it be Episode 1 flying house
      *flies away*

  • @nicolechrisdurso9127
    @nicolechrisdurso9127 4 года назад +647

    Theory:
    Catdog is a cat and dog stuffed animal stitched together that has Toy Story powers.

    • @teddy-9236
      @teddy-9236 4 года назад +35

      Plot twist
      A really long time ago there was a such thing as cat dog but after evaluation they became separate

    • @Candytuft-CookingPan
      @Candytuft-CookingPan 4 года назад +9

      So, a soul but no organs

    • @laurenarellano6978
      @laurenarellano6978 4 года назад +1

      Chris Durso I doubt it

    • @gamingmasterz2736
      @gamingmasterz2736 4 года назад +2

      Seeing this made my brain explode

    • @Candytuft-CookingPan
      @Candytuft-CookingPan 4 года назад +4

      @@laurenarellano6978 sarcasm is powerful girl or boy or they or.. just person

  • @Mack10011
    @Mack10011 2 года назад

    This is what I choose to fall asleep to. I don’t need podcasts or music, I watch this. At 3 in the morning.

  • @jamieharmatz3903
    @jamieharmatz3903 Год назад

    Well now the happiest part of the weekend is it going on my phone and watching your channels

  • @TheSirRolfe
    @TheSirRolfe 5 лет назад +3631

    Fun fact, Killer Whales aren’t actually whales, they are a type of dolphins! Which means they bred a dolphin with a slightly more aggressive dolphins.

    • @shyrolax6244
      @shyrolax6244 5 лет назад +55

      Mind fuck for some

    • @Gaterman
      @Gaterman 5 лет назад +62

      True but interesting Mat Pat got it wrong it's fake killer whales not actual orcas to make Walphins

    • @LasPlumasAzules
      @LasPlumasAzules 5 лет назад +4

      Yea

    • @pandaproductions9525
      @pandaproductions9525 5 лет назад +53

      An orca is a sea panda

    • @Flo_Doh
      @Flo_Doh 5 лет назад +16

      Lets say “slightly”

  • @midorichui6208
    @midorichui6208 5 лет назад +172

    so i basically watched a 16 minute ad, but if its film theory ill take it

  • @mangomoo4257
    @mangomoo4257 2 года назад +2

    Film theory, the show you watch to know what to binge each week

  • @daliborjovanovic510
    @daliborjovanovic510 Год назад +2

    Technically, hyenas are a literal cat-dog, or more like a dog-cat. They are part of the feliform suborder, making them more closely related to cats, but they convergently evolved many anatomical and behavioral traits that resemble those of canines.

  • @volcanic0321
    @volcanic0321 5 лет назад +149

    Spider lamb
    Spider lamb
    Does whatever a spider lamb can

    • @Dumbassfish63
      @Dumbassfish63 5 лет назад +8

      Spider-pig
      Spider-pig
      Does what ever a spider pig does
      Can he swing from a web
      No he can’t. He’s a pig
      Watch out
      He is the spider pig

    • @MaverickRiou
      @MaverickRiou 5 лет назад

      Simpsons movie! ftw

    • @obligatecarnivore6774
      @obligatecarnivore6774 5 лет назад

      The Ramones you philistines

    • @matthewpinn4
      @matthewpinn4 5 лет назад +1

      Fun fact there are actually spider goats which can produce silk

    • @ianmeyermarietta4328
      @ianmeyermarietta4328 5 лет назад

      What can a spider lamb do?

  • @jeffsampson5822
    @jeffsampson5822 3 года назад +347

    "And sometimes, instead of sewing the button back onto the shirt, they light the shirt on fire and cover it in thumbtacks, and that is how you end up with an eight-legged spider-sheep."
    -MatPat

    • @Sinan_69627
      @Sinan_69627 2 года назад +4

      I read this comment exactly when he was saying it lmao.

    • @Emberilliance
      @Emberilliance 2 года назад +6

      "This has been Storytime with DadPat. Night night!"

    • @TheDramaticCrafter
      @TheDramaticCrafter Год назад +1

      W-wwhat?

  • @flufflewarrior
    @flufflewarrior Год назад

    There was this awesome video called "Scientifically accurate Cat-Dog" that sums up the last section of the video pretty good xD

  • @ralseidreemurr2682
    @ralseidreemurr2682 2 года назад

    Speaking of Rocko's Modern Life can you do a theory about that? Would love to see it!

  • @TheAres1999
    @TheAres1999 5 лет назад +244

    What did we learn today? Don't go to MattPatt's dry cleaner

  • @youtbuecraert
    @youtbuecraert 5 лет назад +120

    FBI: *notification* What's the new video, Jim?
    JIM: Now, he talking about mixing genes between dogs and cats.. When are we gonna jail him?
    FBI: Give him time, Jim.. Give him time.

  • @ryanyeater5669
    @ryanyeater5669 Год назад

    I remember when you made a video that the cc said *epic music that every theorist bangs their head to* BEST THING EVER

  • @justananimefan9402
    @justananimefan9402 Год назад

    Matpat I was thinking, how come you haven't done a theory on Barney? There has to be something weird about the show, most kids shows do. Or have you already done one and I can't find it? Either way I love your videos. So entertaining

  • @puddingslvt7821
    @puddingslvt7821 4 года назад +159

    King
    Philip
    Came
    Over
    For
    Green
    Soup
    That’s what we learned

    • @adleysketches1701
      @adleysketches1701 4 года назад +11

      I learned Kids Playing Chicken On Freeway Get Smashed

    • @idostuffs2862
      @idostuffs2862 4 года назад +3

      I learned about spider lambs

    • @pyroking5172
      @pyroking5172 4 года назад +9

      King
      Philip
      Came
      Over
      For
      Great
      Soup

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 года назад +1

      Jackal Is On The Internet same i learned something like that

    • @leocanthandlechange
      @leocanthandlechange 4 года назад +2

      King
      Phillip
      Came
      Over
      For
      Great
      Spaghetti

  • @hfnr_
    @hfnr_ 5 лет назад +235

    before i watch this just wanna say one thing
    *PETA IS KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR*

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 5 лет назад +6

      PETA's done horrible things to animals too...

    • @hermesplayz2801
      @hermesplayz2801 5 лет назад +3

      PETA
      People eat taste animals

    • @mroonicide
      @mroonicide 5 лет назад +1

      Intelligence Cube whwh like what

    • @intelligencecube6752
      @intelligencecube6752 5 лет назад

      n o r i like euthanizing most of the animals they have put up for adoption.

    • @peepawfart
      @peepawfart 5 лет назад +1

      I hate PETA I can't believe I fell for their sad animal commercials as a kid

  • @M0rn1ng_star
    @M0rn1ng_star 2 года назад +1

    Can we just say the matpat make the best intros?

  • @Sam-dd2cn
    @Sam-dd2cn 2 года назад +1

    If you have captions on while the intro is playing you see an amazing intro

  • @sonni6181
    @sonni6181 4 года назад +359

    Some random dude:
    "How do they poop?"
    Me at 3 AM: *I don't need to sleep,I need answers!*

    • @graciedrawz3195
      @graciedrawz3195 4 года назад +4

      Out their mouth. And can't "recreate" even if they wanted to

    • @stevem1792
      @stevem1792 4 года назад +1

      N. STAR watch scientifically accurate catdog and it shows and it short and good

    • @stevem1792
      @stevem1792 4 года назад

      Sevi Play watch scientifically accurate catdog and it shows and it short and good

    • @mauricewhiteford5049
      @mauricewhiteford5049 4 года назад

      Sevi Playz I guess so

    • @teddy-9236
      @teddy-9236 4 года назад +1

      The cat throws it up if the dog poops and the dog throws it up if the cat poops

  • @humbertoquackenbush3932
    @humbertoquackenbush3932 5 лет назад +237

    Speaking of Nick shows, do a theory on what the Krabby Patty secret formula is!

    • @flashdr1ve
      @flashdr1ve 5 лет назад +27

      It's made of crab meat. Which explains why there's no other crabs other than Mr. Krabs and his family, and why he keeps it locked up tight. Have you ever noticed that the Krusty Krab's design is based off of a crab catcher?

    • @aaronlai8677
      @aaronlai8677 5 лет назад +6

      where does the crab meat come from? Creepypasta vibes. :0

    • @MovieFestUK
      @MovieFestUK 5 лет назад +2

      I would love to know that too! If you like movie madness, t.v. binging, and all that jazz, please subscribe to my channel!

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 5 лет назад +5

      Fist meat, cheese, seaweed, tad bit of cocaine, onions, ketchup, and hate and rage.
      SpongeBob is secretly angry all the time, he hates the world
      Does he want revenage? SpongeBob man *SpongeBob theme mixed to the iron Man song by Ozzy Osborne

    • @Scorpio_03_09
      @Scorpio_03_09 5 лет назад +1

      Y'all please have a great and or blessed life always.

  • @doveshade2882
    @doveshade2882 2 года назад

    Matpat: scroll down to avoid seeing these. Me:Screenshots all of them

  • @tired6482
    @tired6482 2 года назад +4

    Just came back from watching Rocko's modern life and it's pretty good once you get used to some of the adult humor and jokes and not to mention the announcement of him joining Nickelodeon All Star Brawl, but otherwise the show still holds up.

  • @youvebeanbad3210
    @youvebeanbad3210 5 лет назад +346

    Hey I know this won’t get popular, however I felt like someone had to say this.
    As many of you know Stefán Karl Stefánsson died on August 21, 2018. I was thinking, that I’m his honor you should do a video about Lazy Town.
    You could do something about how much Sportacus’s blimp costs or how the town is able to survive with as few people as it has. I would really love it if you were able to do something like this. I know this will get lost in the comments, but if you would like to see this video please like this so he can see.
    Thanks so much.

    • @meWASHER
      @meWASHER 5 лет назад +3

      IDAFLYINGPIG Look at Pat’s ribbon on his shirt at 2:31.

    • @sammieegoldwand
      @sammieegoldwand 5 лет назад

      yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @strawberrydragon4183
      @strawberrydragon4183 5 лет назад +2

      Who is Stefàn Karl Stenànsson? I haven’t seen that show in like 10 years (15) so I don’t remember a lot of the actors/actresses names.

    • @youvebeanbad3210
      @youvebeanbad3210 5 лет назад +4

      AriannaXOXO He was Robbie Rotten

    • @atulshukla7128
      @atulshukla7128 5 лет назад

      F
      F
      F
      F
      F
      F

  • @threadbearr8866
    @threadbearr8866 5 лет назад +258

    You worry me Matpat. You worry me. I never considered a future where people sold the DNA of a celebrity's pet, but now I can't see a future where that doesn't happen. *shudders

    • @TheREALBOJACK
      @TheREALBOJACK 5 лет назад +11

      _Imagine:_
      _"Own your own GrumpyCat!"_
      _"Or Doge, himself!"_
      _"Or a mini, tame version of Harambe/Cecil!"_
      _"Go out and buy them all today!!!"_
      Truly a terrifying (and also kind of a little bit awesome) future awaits us.

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 5 лет назад

      @@TheREALBOJACK yeah well... *welcome to cyberpunk*

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 5 лет назад

      And I thought puppy mills were horrible...

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren 5 лет назад +2

      i'm honestly surprised it isn't currently happening

    • @emofresa7669
      @emofresa7669 5 лет назад

      @@FoxDren
      You sure? People clone their pets now and fans like getting things that are from their favorite celebrities regardless if it's a used napkin or piece of hair, it's just a matter of time.

  • @jhonnygray5731
    @jhonnygray5731 2 года назад

    I will be sitting down in my room doing nothing but watching at least 10 episodes a day of cat dog just sitting in my room eating freaking snacks

  • @nateno8965
    @nateno8965 2 года назад

    You make me feel old matPat and this video being 3 years old makes me feel older

  • @eides73
    @eides73 5 лет назад +280

    “Let’s make a catdog!”
    **imagines it**
    LETS NOT :D

    • @darkoni95
      @darkoni95 5 лет назад +4

      Max Eidemiller human Kat more like cat girl who with me a sexy girl with cat DNA lol tail and big boobs and nice ass and cat ear and she say meow oni-chan lol

    • @markprice4496
      @markprice4496 5 лет назад +2

      I LAUGHED FOE an our

    • @MegaMarkymark19
      @MegaMarkymark19 5 лет назад

      Max ...That is the funniest thing ever 😹:)

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 5 лет назад

      MrBeefy..... ?

    • @michaelclark2219
      @michaelclark2219 5 лет назад

      Haha that's funny *imagines it too* oh god get it out of my mind!

  • @siva2727
    @siva2727 5 лет назад +336

    The real question is how the cat dog poops

    • @cappytain5899
      @cappytain5899 5 лет назад +6

      With d's mouths

    • @Ellla347
      @Ellla347 5 лет назад +39

      They actually go to the toilet via their armpits. Its in the show! 👍🏻

    • @califoes
      @califoes 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Et9LZqs4Nx8/видео.html
      This video answers your question.

    • @pearlsnosecanstabme8919
      @pearlsnosecanstabme8919 5 лет назад +6

      duh
      *they vomit it out*

    • @zandermercury9308
      @zandermercury9308 5 лет назад +1

      @@pearlsnosecanstabme8919 exactly what i thought xD

  • @atlastehmeme
    @atlastehmeme Год назад +2

    To be honest, even though I am young I did grow up watching this one CD of Rocko's Modern life and I basically lived off that. It's a wonderful show and it's sad to see that they don't make shows like that anymore and or they just make crappy sequels to them and it breaks my heart so much.

  • @PiperGaming-ij7nj
    @PiperGaming-ij7nj Год назад

    5:33 we literally watched that at school during our specials, music, and seeing it again is just crazy and unexpected

  • @UnpleasantAlex
    @UnpleasantAlex 5 лет назад +53

    I thought the two heads and no butt was the dead giveaway that it wasn't possible...

  • @Alexlayer
    @Alexlayer 5 лет назад +264

    I'm surprised, Matt, that you didn't touch on how evolution alone has already sorta created the closet thing we're gonna get to Catdogs: Foxes and Hyenas. They're what happens when each family tries to fill in the niche of an environment that's lacking the other. Basically, Foxes are dogs (canines) that decided they should cat and evolved in order to better cat, and Hyenas are cats (felines) that decided they should dog, and thus evolved in order to better dog.

    • @alexisturner9854
      @alexisturner9854 5 лет назад +6

      Alex Eden Hyenas have their own families thought they are more closely related to cats than dogs

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 5 лет назад +13

      Do not forget Servals, that species of cat acts like doggos whit their owners, but like tigers whit the rest

    • @fearless4him595
      @fearless4him595 5 лет назад +9

      Can you cross breed a Fox and Hyena then? Foyena, Hyenox.

    • @DemonEyeXGamer
      @DemonEyeXGamer 5 лет назад +3

      @@fearless4him595 my votes for Hyenox

    • @quack25
      @quack25 5 лет назад +1

      True

  • @strawberrbananasundaemilkshake
    @strawberrbananasundaemilkshake 2 года назад +1

    The intro never gets old

  • @chika15853
    @chika15853 2 месяца назад +1

    Only when the intro play did I realise in the 5 years this video has been online, I only came across it now.

  • @kyles.8332
    @kyles.8332 5 лет назад +62

    0:41
    Yes, there are episodes where SpongeBob uses himself to clean things and a live-action segment in Suds where he’s used as a real sponge.

  • @icya.d5938
    @icya.d5938 5 лет назад +195

    "An extra chromosome aint gonna rock the boat" *are you sure about that*

    • @khorak6463
      @khorak6463 5 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @orishahar
      @orishahar 5 лет назад +3

      👏👏👏

    • @kopicat9656
      @kopicat9656 5 лет назад

      60th like. HA!! 😂

    • @shrimpbisque
      @shrimpbisque 5 лет назад +2

      At least humans with one chromosome missing or messed up can still live.

  • @jenniegraham4281
    @jenniegraham4281 2 года назад +1

    0:16 love the lucidchart reference

  • @MoonieMuses
    @MoonieMuses Год назад

    I learn more science from MatPat and RUclips then in school.

  • @keeleymcmanmon
    @keeleymcmanmon 4 года назад +362

    Spider lamb
    Spider lamb
    Does whatever a spider lamb does

    • @bin6549
      @bin6549 4 года назад +5

      lol

    • @teddy-9236
      @teddy-9236 4 года назад +12

      Catches grass just like flys
      Spider lambbbb

    • @chococupcake2143
      @chococupcake2143 4 года назад +5

      can it spin from a web no he can't he a lamb watch out he is a spider lamb

    • @hollietheblanketail6570
      @hollietheblanketail6570 4 года назад +4

      @@chococupcake2143 spider lambbbbb

    • @blakemaximus4393
      @blakemaximus4393 4 года назад +4

      Can he swing from a web
      No He CaN’t
      Because he is a lamb

  • @GyngeBread
    @GyngeBread 5 лет назад +277

    Hey MatPat, how about instead of cloning your cat as merch... you just make a plush of Skip as a financial compromise. I mean I get it if you don't want to, or if by commenting this I just sound crazy/ like I don't get that you're making a joke...yet think about it, I mean you'll have to get Skip's approval first... yet still.

    • @christinegines9390
      @christinegines9390 5 лет назад

      Tom Gorton you suck

    • @grainsingh3095
      @grainsingh3095 5 лет назад +1

      I foresee trouble in your near future.... financial troubles

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova 5 лет назад +12

      Why are you guys being salty? C’mon, a plush Skip sounds like a great idea, congrats, even if these nuts don’t agree

    • @sirrivle1635
      @sirrivle1635 5 лет назад +5

      I've never seen such an unprovoked attack on a comment like this before

    • @grainsingh3095
      @grainsingh3095 5 лет назад +1

      @@itsjustmenova I mean I'd like that but the way he said it gave me the impression your a real bore

  • @angelcatYT
    @angelcatYT 2 года назад

    3+ years of seeing piano cat and still love it

  • @lukejurdak7874
    @lukejurdak7874 11 месяцев назад +2

    If you were somehow able to make fully working, functional time machine and you go back in time to when cats and dogs were fully evolved but their DNA were still closely related just enough to be able to make a hybrid then maybe you could get a CatDog that was or maybe of you were able to make a machine that allowed you to fuse ANYTHING together (no matter if it's an object or DNA) then you could grab either dog DNA or entire dog and either cat DNA or an entire cat, put them into the machine and fuse them together like that to get a CatDog like that, but you'd have to be like Rick Sanchez level of smart to do that

  • @lttlebird_
    @lttlebird_ 5 лет назад +94

    * me the whole video * don't go human centipede, don't go human centipede
    * 12:08 * *screms*

  • @JimLStone
    @JimLStone 5 лет назад +87

    Patreon reward:
    $25,000 tier
    Get a cat clone mailed to you. $20,000 for the cloning, $5,000 for shipping, handling, and other expenses

  • @Objectfan876
    @Objectfan876 9 месяцев назад +1

    How catdog poops: one poops, the other throws up the poop from its mouth

  • @fournierman
    @fournierman 2 года назад

    I love how the Full House living room is used as the background at the 8:15 moment. :-)

  • @isaacwarnock7301
    @isaacwarnock7301 5 лет назад +28

    Dear MatPat, Stephanie, Austin, Gaijin Goombah and any and all other members of the Game Theorists that I forgot/don't know about,
    Hi! It's me! Isaac! I realize that wording it that way makes it seem like we've interacted in some way before, but really I just wanted to make a reference to how Austin does all of his videos. In fact, I'll be putting in a few more references, so keep an eye out for them! (A clap and a half to any theorist who spots them all). Anyway, getting on topic, this is the first RUclips comment I’ve ever written and I’m writing it because I have a HUGE favour to ask. Like, the number of possible Mario Maker levels to the power of the cost of building a Death Star multiplied by the number of digits in pi huge. I have a game that I've loved for a long time, but I’ve always had trouble putting the lore together, so I decided to ask some professionals. Since I couldn't find any, I'll ask you guys instead. (Kidding!) The game in question is by the same people who created the "Kingdom Hearts" series. The characters in the game have appeared as side characters in one or more “Kingdom Hearts” games (I’m not sure which one/ones), but I want to know what actually happens in the game that focuses on THEIR story, called "The World Ends With You" (original Japanese title; "It's A Wonderful World"). The gameplay itself is fairly straightforward, and makes full use of the Nintendo DS’s features, such as battling across both screens and using the touchscreen really well for literally everything you do from battle to dialogue to using the menu. Additionally, there’s now a remake for iPhones called “The World Ends With You; Solo Remix”, but I haven’t played that, so I don’t know the differences, if there are any. (Also, there’s another remake on the way for the Nintendo Switch. “The World Ends With You: Final Remix”.) Unfortunately, the lore makes NO GOD DAMN SENSE to me. It’s like Scott Cawthon and Toby Fox teamed up to make the rageiest lore they possibly could. Or at least, that’s what it feels like for me. Except, they weren’t on the gaming scene at the time, so maybe that analogy doesn’t work… I dunno… Anyway, please, please, PLEASE, for the love of all that is cold, sweet and hard to flip (and may or may not sound like “Riot Smoke”) help me with this issue or I swear to Moana I will copy this into the comments section of every Game Theory, Film Theory and GT Live video you guys post until I see it happen!
    Sincerely,
    Isaac.
    P.S. I realize that it’s unlikely that this will get noticed in the RUclips comments, but I’m not on any social media sites and I don’t know the GT email address, so this is my only chance. If anyone can help me I would be IMMENSELY appreciative. Thanks.

    • @pcgamerz3081
      @pcgamerz3081 5 лет назад

      Lol all of this for him not to notice you.

  • @RandomHandle837
    @RandomHandle837 5 лет назад +185

    To anyone wondering why James wasn't mentioned
    He doesn't animate with flash

  • @user-jn6vs7ku7c
    @user-jn6vs7ku7c 2 месяца назад +2

    We will miss you matpat 🫡🫡🫡

  • @DevilsRose
    @DevilsRose Год назад

    I grew up in the 90' and early 2000's I miss these old shows, and if I one day have a family I'll do what I can to get the them to show my kids

  • @eleanor1014
    @eleanor1014 5 лет назад +280

    I’m not a 90’s kid but....I LOVED THOSE SHOWS 😭😭

    • @greysonshartzer4362
      @greysonshartzer4362 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @connorross7392
      @connorross7392 5 лет назад +6

      It is 2018. Anybody who was born from 1990-1999 is now officially over 18. That makes them legally adults. No more 90’s kids. 😩😩

    • @gojoPart2
      @gojoPart2 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @minoena
      @minoena 5 лет назад

      @@connorross7392 um... I was born in 2000 and am 18. Lmao. I was born in June

    • @shahzaib.q9499
      @shahzaib.q9499 5 лет назад

      yeah, same

  • @darkhafgor
    @darkhafgor 5 лет назад +111

    Step 1. Get a sewing kit
    Step 2. Realise you're a psychopath

    • @yukimishima7854
      @yukimishima7854 5 лет назад +7

      The only psychopathic behaviour here is your usage of "you're."

    • @someperson3197
      @someperson3197 5 лет назад

      Because I am

    • @chrisanagn.3584
      @chrisanagn.3584 5 лет назад +2

      *W H O Y O U C A L L I N G A P I N H E A D ?*

    • @darkhafgor
      @darkhafgor 5 лет назад +1

      @@yukimishima7854 Oh yeah thanks

  • @kristenblair4998
    @kristenblair4998 2 года назад

    the catdog theme song suggests that they were born conjoined, but that they’re the only ones like that…”alone in the world”

  • @jinchuurikiyt4614
    @jinchuurikiyt4614 Год назад

    Even if it was possible to connect both a Cat and a Dog like the show, where would it let out waste product? I swear this keeps me up at night.

  • @cringeland438
    @cringeland438 4 года назад +44

    3:54
    MATPAT: You can have a Skip of your very own!!
    ME: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!*

    • @violetz
      @violetz 4 года назад +3

      CatPat

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 года назад

      I GET A MILLION ONES

    • @Wolfy-Edits
      @Wolfy-Edits Год назад

      Sadly the cloned skip won't act the same as the original, because you can't clone personality

  • @jacobsykes7629
    @jacobsykes7629 5 лет назад +244

    We’ve just been tricked into watching a 16 minute video to find out something we already know... that cat-dogs are impossible. Well played MatPat... well played.

    • @dmillz5501
      @dmillz5501 5 лет назад +18

      Really it was just a 15 minute intro for a VRV ad. Still interesting though.

    • @kaziislam2785
      @kaziislam2785 5 лет назад +2

      Jacob Sykes hey, at least he tried.

    • @dankstorm7603
      @dankstorm7603 5 лет назад +1

      Yaha heis the one person to cherrr me up when i have 20 assimentes

    • @the_real_badshot9439
      @the_real_badshot9439 5 лет назад +1

      Not exactly new studies actually show that exists possible to bring back extinct species as long as there is viable DNA if we somehow found DNA of the cats and dogs ancestor we might be able to bring it back there for being a possible mate for cross breeding

    • @cat8158
      @cat8158 5 лет назад +2

      Are you saying I'm impossible and can't exist?
      And Dog?

  • @laurasilvera3766
    @laurasilvera3766 Год назад

    This subject of fusing beings together, brings me “human centipede” nightmares!!

  • @armandomiccoli
    @armandomiccoli 2 года назад

    I wonder if MatPat realizes they have actually brought back Legend of the Hidden Temple and so he actually has a chance of crossing it off the bucket list

  • @epicizawesome4295
    @epicizawesome4295 5 лет назад +80

    Well, 3 major youtube animators just got replaced by a stick with a face. Yeah alright that just happened.

  • @toorumas484
    @toorumas484 5 лет назад +131

    I love that he knows jaiden animations and the gang

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 5 лет назад +2

      Of course he does everyone does.

    • @RandomHandle837
      @RandomHandle837 5 лет назад +2

      @@bremensims6086 who doesn't at this point, they are taking over!

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 5 лет назад +1

      That's why I said that

    • @nono-lx1ip
      @nono-lx1ip 5 лет назад

      Shut up furbag

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 5 лет назад +1

      He did a cameo with Corridor Digital a long time ago when they made Battleborn Trick Shots.

  • @zadudet1
    @zadudet1 Год назад

    I learned about wholpins and ligers in school, but that's cause I always read the zoobooks and they had some pretty cool ones at my library.

  • @SallytheDragonTamer
    @SallytheDragonTamer 2 года назад

    I remember how I remembered kingdom phylum class order family genus species by thinking of this :King Phillip Came Over For Good Soup lol

  • @justaregulartoaster
    @justaregulartoaster 5 лет назад +560

    But more importantly: how do they go to toilet?

    • @InsaneBasti
      @InsaneBasti 5 лет назад +62

      This was actualy on my mind the whole vid and i thought its gonna be #1 reason why it cant exist.. mat pls focus on the real questions!

    • @oliwyrm
      @oliwyrm 5 лет назад +6

      They dont.

    • @Camphreneas
      @Camphreneas 5 лет назад +1

      Erich Roethlisberger
      🤔🤔🤔

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 5 лет назад +25

      I cannot for the life of me understand how the creators of the show didn't think this would be every goddamn person's first question.

    • @mariellepihlblad7497
      @mariellepihlblad7497 5 лет назад +6

      HOW DO THEY POOP?!?!?!?

  • @teenagersscareme17
    @teenagersscareme17 5 лет назад +135

    *now waits for film theory to do a theory on Charlie the unicorn*

    • @evanwaffle5378
      @evanwaffle5378 5 лет назад +6

      Don't forget llamas with hats

    • @twice8091
      @twice8091 5 лет назад +1

      *wats charlie the unicorn*

    • @birdidk5321
      @birdidk5321 5 лет назад +4

      *"Why are Charlie's organs so valuable for the other 2 unicorns"*

    • @the.hinderwomann
      @the.hinderwomann 5 лет назад +1

      Please for the love of all that is holy THIS *YES*

    • @kianeko2120
      @kianeko2120 5 лет назад

      Yesssss and he's GOTTA do Llama's with hats!!

  • @kalispellyt1413
    @kalispellyt1413 2 года назад

    Omg, YES!!!!!
    I remember watching Cat Dog when I was little

  • @Wanna_r1p_0ut_my_r1bs
    @Wanna_r1p_0ut_my_r1bs 2 года назад

    I have a CD of all those cartoons :) and I can agree with you, not so much for kids now lol

  • @Dinostickynotes
    @Dinostickynotes 4 года назад +582

    This question was always answered because we have fox

  • @zendpixie
    @zendpixie 4 года назад +50

    5:42
    Are you trying to tell me..
    The fake mermaid from Gravity Falls was a _real thing???_

  • @samstoyboxhd8747
    @samstoyboxhd8747 Год назад

    This show kept me up when I was a kid

  • @absoluterainbow
    @absoluterainbow Год назад +1

    Fox: "Am I a joke to you? I'm both feline and canine, so what?"

  • @melitini
    @melitini 5 лет назад +251

    You didn’t consider the possibility that “cat dog” weren’t actually a cat and a dog. Sure they may look like a cat and a dog they also look VERY similar, they have the same fur color+pattern and they have similar shaped eyes, noses, and legs. They could possibly be a totally different species from some alien planet and they could be a very closely related species. They could be named “catdog” because they LOOK like a cat and dog. I know this probably isn’t true but I thought I was a cool idea.

    • @ryandarden8115
      @ryandarden8115 5 лет назад +4

      Cool idea

    • @thecroodsn
      @thecroodsn 5 лет назад +3

      Yes

    • @thehoodlen
      @thehoodlen 5 лет назад +2

      Lavender Draws I’m pretty sure there parents are a cat and a dog

    • @Kyuby1325
      @Kyuby1325 5 лет назад +4

      Actually true to cannon they’re parents are different types of animals to begin with so your theory makes it more feasible but I believe they’re parents were extremely different so I think it’s still not possible

    • @darenfalk7904
      @darenfalk7904 5 лет назад +3

      I think he half ass this one he went straight in to a sponsor

  • @Xipheria
    @Xipheria 5 лет назад +360

    Genie: You only have 1 wish. What shall it be? Immortality? Wealth? Lo-
    I want a catdog.
    Genie: A, what? Cat... Catdo- err screw it.
    catdog is born

    • @Angel_hb
      @Angel_hb 5 лет назад +6

      Infinite wishes

    • @TheDragonForest
      @TheDragonForest 5 лет назад +2

      1st wish: Infinite wishes
      2nd wish: Catdog

    • @swordscar6278
      @swordscar6278 5 лет назад +2

      3rd wish doggo pupper

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 5 лет назад +3

      Infinite wishes is usually out... But I wish for all wish granting genies to be brought to me.
      now, lets get to calculating how many wishes that gives and see if we can't work out a plan for how to efficiently manage this inventory.

    • @jaysondraws2417
      @jaysondraws2417 5 лет назад

      catdog spontaneously dies...

  • @inoke3704
    @inoke3704 Год назад

    I remember when animaniacs would always turn on on the WB kids channel. It's nice to look back at your child hood

  • @ilovecaffeine12
    @ilovecaffeine12 2 года назад

    Fun fact there's a few lost episodes of Stick Stickly that were taken of air. (There's even lost episodes with his original design).

  • @mange2696
    @mange2696 5 лет назад +140

    Great way to get back from school
    Also Mat you need to start making dad jokes not corny puns. You're a dad

    • @Funny24686
      @Funny24686 5 лет назад +1

      I NEEDED THIS COMMENT THANKS.

    • @oskarxie1474
      @oskarxie1474 5 лет назад

      DO NOT INSULT THE NAME OF THE THEORISTS

    • @GottaStayClassy
      @GottaStayClassy 5 лет назад +2

      MatPat The BadDad

    • @freogo
      @freogo 5 лет назад

      ...there's a difference?

    • @alexkiff1540
      @alexkiff1540 5 лет назад +1

      That’s dadist

  • @sleepytune1233
    @sleepytune1233 5 лет назад +213

    We DO have a cat dog
    My cat.
    She eats shoes, chews up rugs, throws food EVERYWHERE, drags shirts over puke just to be annoying to me, she also keeps biting me, and she loves having her belly rubbed.

    • @cat8158
      @cat8158 5 лет назад +11

      Hi, I think that's me.
      And Dog, of course.

    • @blupeppers6437
      @blupeppers6437 5 лет назад +7

      She's helping you clean the puke .....or she's a hilarious prankster

    • @Webb_Studios
      @Webb_Studios 5 лет назад +3

      Wow just wow you found a cat dog 🐶 🐱

    • @sleepytune1233
      @sleepytune1233 4 года назад +1

      Blu Peppers she's post likely being annoying

    • @michelleveon944
      @michelleveon944 4 года назад +2

      My cat is da same wooooooooofffff

  • @eeveefennecfox
    @eeveefennecfox 2 года назад +1

    I wish you could do a theory on cabbits (which is from the anime tenchi muyo series) but from my understanding cabbits are also impossible to be a thing in real life ;-; but still would love to see a theory on it ethier way

  • @RobinPlayzGamezToo
    @RobinPlayzGamezToo Год назад

    Cloning a cat with theorie logo’s on them sounds like the work of MadMat😅