the funniest niles call is when he calls the doll shop, i shit myself it was so funny. "im sorry, i didn't realize this was a paint huffing party" I DIED!
Seriously though $25 per invitation............275 invitations.............What kind of business turns down $6875 in work?? I mean I would buy ice packs for my hand and an autopen machine before I'd say I was uncomfortable.
Okay this is really starting to piss me off. Why are 90% of all the Crank Yankers clips that come up just voice-overs with frozen pictures? Does no one have any actual clips of the show?
No it's only really the US and Canada that call it ass. In Britain, Australia, New Zealand, etc it's arse. And no, there's no difference between the meaning of the words. It's just one of those weird little things.
"If you like I could get you on the Guest List. How does that sound?" LOL
I wouldn't like that at all
Wow he said "Double it" and she still refused. I applaud her integrity. 👏👏👏👏
What integrity she could have made serious coin that she probably needed, where is the integrity come in place?
You’re a Fuckin square
Theres nothing wrong with a little ass slapping. Yes, yes?
Niles makes me want to be an aristocrat.
Niles was by far the funniest one on Crank Yankers, Yes Yes!!
yes yes!!!!
I wonder if he ever got the right kind of caulk?
HA HA
Grant Noroyan He'll then call a sporting goods store and ask what kind of balls they have.
HA HA I KNOW.......SO FUNNY YES YES!!!
Swiftly, he said, "Double it!" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
1:15 he sneaks in the classic "Double it"
Take my laugh and double it.
"im sorry, i didn't realize this was a paint huffing party" LMAO!
"Guys, get your asses ready!" Haha!
With all the money he was offering to pay, Id write that
DOUBLE IT!! YOU MUST DOUBLE IT!
DOUBLE IT! LMFAO
the funniest niles call is when he calls the doll shop, i shit myself it was so funny.
"im sorry, i didn't realize this was a paint huffing party" I DIED!
"Im just a old southern housewife." Aw poor woman.
I like the wholesomeness
Seriously though $25 per invitation............275 invitations.............What kind of business turns down $6875 in work?? I mean I would buy ice packs for my hand and an autopen machine before I'd say I was uncomfortable.
He even doubled it
Hahaa! He kills me with "Double It". lol
If he was really british he would say "arse" instead of "ass"
Double it. Yes yes.
Going to answer the next vehicle warranty scammer with my impersonation of Niles Standish! ;-)
Thanks for the upload. Niles was always my favorite Crank Yanker.
Please upload more of his calls if you have them.
"Get your paddles ready..." ROTFL
$50*275= $13,750 off of one job...What type of anti-business hillybilly woman was that?
That's probably why he called her. So he could get someone to be shocked by it instead of just laughing at him.
+subsamadhi at 2:05 when she said "I don`t think I would want to do that At ALL..." I lost it !
Niles sounds like Simon Peter Gruber from die hard with a vengeance. lol
WHHat - WHHen- WHHere!
I have been saying cut it in half and double it to people for 10 years. This is the funniest shit ever.
Bettttiiiiiiii.hahahaaaaaaaaaa....Killed it.... Sussex and Essex
😂😂Assex
I love her accent
lol, double it !!!!! , i love Niles !!!!
"an ass slap contest🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Niles Standish is the literal definition of the Joke The Aristocrats.
Betty seems like a sweet lady. We would be friends.
This is something that the Hitachiin Twins would participate in.
double it
I kinda admire that woman for turning down all that money
this sounds like the grammy awards
The good old days when you could just mess with Betty in a non-threatening creative way instead of suing her for not wanting to write that 200 times.
double it!!!!
JQA operating under a pseudonym here...
This is mole
“Double it.”
Gotta wonder how many freelance/commission artists would turn that down nowadays.
Oh Betty
I'm just a little old housewife..
“Yes, Yes”
Anyhoo!😂
Yes Yes!!!
“ I guess “
Okay this is really starting to piss me off. Why are 90% of all the Crank Yankers clips that come up just voice-overs with frozen pictures? Does no one have any actual clips of the show?
Because the ones with the video get taken down instantly for copyright
ya dude i tried many times to upload the clips with no success..
Go to Comedy Central website ya nit
DOUBLE IT
Any who. Fucking quality.
yes yes?
Not even Nabeshin would go this low!
Betty...
Hahaahhahaahhahahahahahaha
Watch the big 3 podcast. His names john quincy adams
Yes yes?
lmao
How about showing the video???
wHHHat? wHHHen?
🤷♂️
0:42 0:55
HWEN
Hawhat
No it's only really the US and Canada that call it ass. In Britain, Australia, New Zealand, etc it's arse.
And no, there's no difference between the meaning of the words. It's just one of those weird little things.
Is this Seth MacFarlane?
Watch the big 3 podcast, his real name is John quincy adams and he phones in every episode
@@craigdx4182 he died in 1848
Is there a way to get invited to one of these parties?
Asking for uh... a friend. Not me.