“My Coworker Has Been Adding More than Just Sugar and Cream to his Coffee” | Creepypasta Storytime
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For the first time I listened to a creepypasta where nothing bad happened, just seemingly….. joy.
There a few like that
Thanks for the spoiler.
@@DanielE-oq1dt Well I don’t see why you’d read the comments before listening to it, you know people are gonna comment talking about the story after they listened to it.
@@blacwido3954 seriously, people who complain about spoilers in the comments are like people who go to a restaurant, order coffee, drink it before it cools, inevitably burn themselves, and then complain to the staff that they got burned by their coffee. Like talk about not not taking responsibility for your own actions.
tbh, I didn't consciously think about the fact that I was making a coffee analogy here, I just went with it.
bros who despair together stay together
🤣😂😂😂
as soon as he described drinking it, my first thought was actually San Pedro cactus, based on the sliminess and general indescribable noxiousness, and the subsequent trip, and was just like "wow, his coworker must have some wild days at work".
Lmao that would've actually been great haha. And then the story would just end there and they would drink their morning coffees together or something.
Dude I commented that midway through and I love that they actually kinda became coffee drinking buddies haha
San Pedro is my absolute favorite choice entheogen. I recommend anyone who feels put off by mushrooms/LSD etc to try San Pedro. Tastes utterly horrible but it's so so hard to have a bad trip if even possible at all
@aubs965 do people microdose san pedro?
This story is fabulously written, to say the least. The author has a profound command of language, and uses complicated and beautiful similes and metaphors to illustrate the tale. It's one of the best stories I have heard, at least in terms of quality of the writing, in many years.
I remember reading this a year ago and it instantly became a favorite for me and my brother. Its just a wholesome lovecraftian story
Why does this sound like it would be the most soothing experience to have
basically acid so , ya know.. the more ya know
a lot of hallucinogen's are similar to that, bros just taking drugs at work
lol.. you did hear what it does.. it causes all encompassing despair.. the clarity or whatever hes talking about comes AFTER the coffee wears off..
@@thomasriddle8877 I’ve heard lot of people who do psychedelics say something similar about bad trips, they basically go through all their trauma that afterwards they feel like they had clarity about their issues.
bruh.
This is, if you don't mind me saying, a damn fine coffee!
Peet's ain't got nothing on this!
I hear the cherry pie will kill ya
you goddamn right.
Damn, now I want a sip of that coffee
Such a natural question. “Hey can i have some of that drink you’re drinking”
I like a little extra, Baileys, in my coffee when at home.
Of all the things I was expecting, the blood of a despair god wasn't one of them
Kindda like the coffe machine SCP XD "Nothin' like a good ol' cup of God" XD
That ending is hilarious. 😝
The total and unyielding verbosity of this story leads me to conclude that the author swallowed a thesaurus
The dread priest's sole goal is to kill the vibe
Hi, MCP. My best friend, Brother, from another mother. His parents treated me like a son as my parents passed when I was a baby. He and his brother were like mine , I had all sisters. His dad was a fontanel alcoholic, big time. He would drink a case of ber and a bunch of shots until 2 to 3 am, sleep until 5am. Then get up, have a cup of coffee and a few cigarettes. He would get dressed and go to work like he was sober!
Does anybody else feel like this story could be interpreted as a metaphor for drug induced religious psychosis?
you're high.
@@anthonyshuritz7381 wrong! I’m an autistic psych major, but I understand how the two could be confused😂😂
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@@anthonyshuritz7381 in all seriousness though it reminds me of people who get heavily into psychedelics and develop delusions about talking to god.
The 'religious psychosis' topic is sorta niche. But, I can see where some parts might seem like satire.
Mrcreepypasta is the James Earl Jones of horror narration.
4:12 nothing weird has happened so far. This is how me and my friends act when sharing our sacred black lava. Coffee is a truly important thing.
Brilliant!! The despair aspect reminds me of my anxiety disorder and depression, but more so, the ceaseless anxiety... It also reminds me of self medicating to numb the ache of it, and the cycle of addiction, just to get that few moments of high happiness, even at such an awful cost. In any event, it was well written, and truly describes what one will do to chase a high, that while bringing dispair, also brings some moments of bliss! A strange, wonderful story!!
Take Care,
Amanda H.❤❤❤
Sounds like methamphetamine 😂
Shards you say? 🤣🤣
For real. Clearly, he's on to something.
I felt like the whole story was a metaphor for drug induced religious psychosis
@@stormylovely8912 oh definitely
@@f1nch_13 nah old school phosphorus 😂
Sounds like something Enoshima Junko would enjoy.
He’s not putting Mayo in his coffee is he??
creepyXhorror
Mayonnaise is so nasty.
Squeazy Cheese?
Thankfully, not quite as bad as mayo
this edible aint sh-
That sure beats the paints off anything I have ever had the pleasure of listening to
the paints?
@ChrisCanFly lol sorry... I made this so long ago I can't remember what I was referring to.
@@chriscarter1177 you made the first comment within the same week as your second lol. I think you meant to say "beats the pants off" and it got autocorrected tho
This story reminded me of when I played AD&D's Planescape setting. They had a group of like minded folk called the Bleak Cabal. Their outlook on existence was bleak, however, they also made great Psychologists.
Thumbnail Image- The coffee has an eye.
The description of what the MC felt after drinking his coworkers coffee reminds me of a gag(?) crossover comic panel I saw on the internet.
Junko from Dangan Ronpa would have loved to meet the Despair Prophet and try the coffee.
If I worked for an office and they didn't offer a coffee machine, I would quit 😂
What happens in the break room stays in the break room...
We all have a coworker who puts mustard in coffee eats expired food or has insects in there food and eats it anyway
Not going to lie, I would absolutely drink this shit.
My first thought was maybe he didn't like the bitterness of coffee.
Excellent story!❤
I loved the explanation of the coffee... I didn't quite enjoy the really short explanation of the head´s appearance.... beautifully narrated..I loved it because, well, I love coffee and I also have a monotonous job
Dead-God Juice is a helluva drug
✨Cosmic Corpse Coffee ✨
"And that kids is how i met your father"
So it's extra black coffee! Niceeee
So they're the sort to also add a sprinkling of dark chocolate powder atop the foam.
...Interesting 🤔
Oh yeah cheap instant coffee I do the same thing everymorning lol
Hallucinogenic zombie priest boogers just hit different i guess
Mostly they put acid in they're coffee or is an SCP 🤔?
How to experience my job in a cup.
I can definitely relate to this one
It’s, like,
a standard Kirby antagonist.
7 minutes in... please just tell me what was in the coffee 😭🤣
The most unrealistic thing is that he said he never met an alcoholic
someone just really love coffee
dang those sludge coffees.
So... lSD, you were tripping balls bc the ingredient was LSD
Goodnight everyone, I'll be here all week to give you my detective level analysis 😂
My first thought was LSD lmaooo😂
“Ah-krid”.
this story actuly had a happy ending
That’s so much stranger than cocaine
The cabbage and bacon steaming in my rice cooker smell really bad now at the description of that head...
Bro drank MAD GOD coffee.
Wow it wasn't Maxweii house then
I’ll have what he’s having 🥴
If it helps get through the day and makes ya feel good do it
murder?
Yes
You should work with dark somnium
Bet he's also addicted to whatever it is in the coffee too lol besides the sugar and cream.
Oh no, this isn't disturbing at all ...while I drink a cold brew coffee....
“My partner in crime has been adding an eyeball to his bowl of shit”
i too put things other than creamer and sugar in my coffee 🥴🥴
That's one hell of a cup of Joe....
You want a cult? This is how you get a cult
so... where do i get some?
Probably sold at Walmart.... 😅
I was too high for this one lol
There's a webtoon call Clinic of Horrors ep 23 has people smoking despair. But here, the dude is micro doses. 😂
Isn't that by the guy who did the burgrr entries? I need to read that eventually.
The writer is in simpler terms a mf smart ass
This was a weird one. I enjoyed it, though!
...Cosmic depression coffee.,...
Well at least it's not getting high on hi, or diddling yourself with lies. thanks for the post in any case, absolutely appreciated.
Liiiiingerrrrr Looooongerrrrr 😂🥸🤘
I gotta be honest, I thought he was putting blood in that coffee.
-Tucker
Ah zit juice
*sips coffee* *looks at coworker* holy shit dude
951th like :)
Nihilistic/optimistic coffee sludge :) ...
Thanx MCP :)
I'm allergic to coffee...
Exactly 1 gram of cocaine
Just commenting for the algorithm 💙❤️🧡
it's kratom XD
so many unnecessary words. made me feel insane.
you are insane. please snap out of it. we miss you
Could be LSD, too
Does this have anything to do with the "Calamity of Earth"?
Are you doing the audible for volume 4 of tales from the gas station
ofc he is
Weirb, I hate big ass heads, but not bad
Heya MCP, any news on tales from the gas station volume 4?
The description of where he got the coffee 🤢
Looks like we got another one that couldn't put the thesaurus down.
Good lord lol I don't even understand half of what the dude is saying.
Eh
Interesting. A whole lot of words but saying very like. Could have been called "The horror of too many adjectives" XD jkjk not a bad story
Dude what are you rambling on about it's a cup of coffee
🖤👏
This was a waste of time. 2/10. Almost had a story, then he just didn't.
❤
If I worked for an office and they didn't offer a coffee machine, I would quit 😂