Fallout NV: Mr. House's Reaction to Cannibalism!

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  • @TheNeXusCore9032
    @TheNeXusCore9032  4 года назад +787

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    • @rachetult4186
      @rachetult4186 4 года назад +6

      Sure, il try to help

    • @kosenkovpeter5702
      @kosenkovpeter5702 4 года назад +4

      Appreciate the irony, good sir.

    • @Theviewerdude
      @Theviewerdude 4 года назад +8

      Wtf, why?

    • @kosenkovpeter5702
      @kosenkovpeter5702 4 года назад +1

      @@Theviewerdude a thousand and one call to get fornicated. For once, youtube decided to pay back in his own coin. Quite literally so)

    • @Chrypsis
      @Chrypsis 4 года назад +3

      That fucking blows

  • @DaGrox94
    @DaGrox94 7 лет назад +19241

    I like how instead of being disgusted or horrified he's just like:
    "Oh, AGAIN with this?"

    • @cajhonson44
      @cajhonson44 7 лет назад +381

      Lisa the painful goooooooooooooooooooood

    • @dubbernaut69epicstyle
      @dubbernaut69epicstyle 7 лет назад +114

      Raidey Brad did nothing wrong

    • @keemstarkreamstar7069
      @keemstarkreamstar7069 7 лет назад +34

      I couldn't think of a name Rando did nothing wrong

    • @anonimo2932
      @anonimo2932 7 лет назад +262

      he is the type of people that: "i don't care until you don't cause me trouble"

    • @aqualitymeme9476
      @aqualitymeme9476 7 лет назад +209

      This is the third time this week, damnet!

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 7 лет назад +16329

    House: "I authorise you to deal with them anyway you see fit." Me: "Can I eat them?" House: "..."

    • @ihatenwo
      @ihatenwo 6 лет назад +2538

      House : well its not against your contract..

    • @thuledragon6663
      @thuledragon6663 6 лет назад +1343

      House: what is wrong with all of you....

    • @nazghoul6664
      @nazghoul6664 4 года назад +91

      I sure as Hell did! 😂

    • @IcarusPanopticon
      @IcarusPanopticon 4 года назад +542

      House - "...Listen here you little shit"

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 4 года назад +356

      "I work with savages..."

  • @electronkaleidoscope5860
    @electronkaleidoscope5860 7 лет назад +10690

    "Hey Mr.House, your prized restaurant is being run by murderous cannibals."
    "Oh gosh darn it, they violated the contract!"

    • @Firepowered
      @Firepowered 7 лет назад +722

      "Consarn it, I specifically requested the *opposite* of this."

    • @vincegalila7211
      @vincegalila7211 4 года назад +256

      You have my permission to Slaughter the entire Casino Staff.

    • @jerrodshack7610
      @jerrodshack7610 4 года назад +230

      Peak libertarianism

    • @combineeliteunit8769
      @combineeliteunit8769 4 года назад +25

      I read this in MoistCritikal’s voice

    • @FireurchinProductionsByzantium
      @FireurchinProductionsByzantium 4 года назад +48

      When the law enforcement doesn't exist, contracts are the only way to enforce it

  • @Waspinator1998
    @Waspinator1998 6 лет назад +5494

    "Is it really so hard not to engage in cannibalism?"
    That is a quote you thought you would never hear until you've already heard it.

    • @zeon6491
      @zeon6491 3 года назад +8

      No replies yet. Huh.

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 3 года назад +2

      it really is

    • @Aperki2010
      @Aperki2010 3 года назад +8

      I don't sit around thinking of things I might never hear.

    • @Waspinator1998
      @Waspinator1998 3 года назад +11

      @@Aperki2010 You should try it sometime.

    • @Aperki2010
      @Aperki2010 3 года назад +8

      @@Waspinator1998 I worry I'd be here forever.

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 4 года назад +6875

    I like how he's basically saying "i already civilized you, and i'm too tired to civilize you again!"

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 4 года назад +439

      "I'm too old and too withered and too damn dependent on machines to unnaturally extend my life to do this shit again!"

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 4 года назад +150

      @@windowsxseven Have you seen the actual Mr. House? Dude looks like a human-shaped stick of beef jerky.

    • @windowsxseven
      @windowsxseven 4 года назад +134

      @@vsgfilmgroup I don't think it's unnatural because our intelligence is also a product of nature... thus whatever technology mankind comes up with is, by consequence, natural

    • @ominouspigeonmaster1571
      @ominouspigeonmaster1571 3 года назад +89

      @@windowsxseven The definition of natural, according to the online dictionary is: "existing in or derived from nature; not made or caused by humankind."
      Which I think is interesting, in many ways; because I agree with you on the technicalities.
      Pure speculation but perhaps rejection of advanced sciences, as a deemed perversion of nature, are where the words context originally comes from.
      Could also be that viewing our brain as a product of nature makes our own choices and thoughts feel preordained. I dunno, but I think our use of the word says something about the human psyche.

    • @sibanbgd100
      @sibanbgd100 3 года назад +26

      @@ominouspigeonmaster1571 at the same time humans think themselves worse and better than nature.
      While we are just a part of it

  • @AlanatorTheGreat
    @AlanatorTheGreat 6 лет назад +5236

    "What else did you want to discuss?"
    "[Cannibal] I kinda joined the feast..."

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 6 лет назад +80

      Feels I understood that reference!

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 6 лет назад +39

      Mr. House pukes

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 4 года назад +186

      "Why?"
      "So I could poison the toast and watch from a first row seat."
      "... I'm glad you're content working for me."

    • @mat8791
      @mat8791 4 года назад +75

      House:Why would you do this? *sigh*, i said deal with them not engage in their breach of contract.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 года назад +36

      @@sebas8225
      Mr House: Ah, dang it. It's all on the inside of my sterilised tank :(

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 7 лет назад +1895

    "I authorize you to deal with them in any way you see fit."
    *Proceeds to eat the White Glove Society*

    • @callumh4991
      @callumh4991 6 лет назад +146

      It's not in MY contract.

    • @CultOfJim
      @CultOfJim 4 года назад +51

      I only ate the White Gloves because they wouldn't share Veronica. I had to protect her from the Brotherhood after they slaughtered the Followers, and figured inside someone's stomach was the safest place.

    • @Ethan-ph3nf
      @Ethan-ph3nf 4 года назад +20

      Jesus christ

    • @CultOfJim
      @CultOfJim 4 года назад +10

      @The Nova renaissance You talking "dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it"?

    • @SongbirdsLounge
      @SongbirdsLounge 4 года назад +3

      00

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 7 лет назад +3060

    House is the avatar of Lawful Neutral.

    • @hisholiness4537
      @hisholiness4537 7 лет назад +188

      He's the posterboy of the INTJ personality.

    • @39genies
      @39genies 7 лет назад +15

    • @HawaiiKnut
      @HawaiiKnut 7 лет назад +410

      Agreed.
      House - Lawful Neutral: Long term goals. Very effective. Pragmatic. Brutal in achieving his goals but willing to let people live their merry way as long as they follow his rules.
      NCR - Lawful Good: Well intentioned. Wants to rebuild the land into a democratic state, but inefficient due to beurocracy (probably misspelled it).
      Legion - Lawful Evil: Brutal and despotic. No interest in individuality. Totalitarian, but effective in their own right.

    • @fakehax3984
      @fakehax3984 6 лет назад +181

      what do you mean neutral, he seems good to me
      he's doing what he believes to be best for mankind instead of just himself and making tons of scientific progress
      also he made the monorail run on time

    • @ExecutiveSonda
      @ExecutiveSonda 6 лет назад +231

      HawaiiKnut NCR Lawful "Good"? Yeah, like suffering from massive corruption and supports taking over foreign lands to screw over the natives and plunder their resources. I disliked NCR in FNV, supported House.

  • @SirSprinkles69
    @SirSprinkles69 6 лет назад +5571

    I think House is actually pretty disgusted, he's basically giving you permission to even slaughter the white gloves if you want ("deal with them in ANY way you see fit") he advises you not to do that against the Omertas and even against Benny who has the key to all his plans, The Platinum Chip, because "frontal assaults on casinos are bad for business" but he's allowing it here

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 4 года назад +629

      That's because Benny still had the Platinum Chip, and so if House launched an overt assault, Benny would know that House is onto him and would threaten to destroy the Platinum Chip. House knows this full well, which is why instead he employs the Courier to catch Benny, using the element of surprise to retake the Chip.

    • @goldendash1527
      @goldendash1527 4 года назад +167

      Yeah he even put it in the contract in the first place.

    • @StrangeIndeed
      @StrangeIndeed 4 года назад +239

      dude, they violated the contract. it's as simple as that

    • @derekmcgillivray2174
      @derekmcgillivray2174 4 года назад +641

      SirSprinkles is right. Even after the other casinos violate their contract House doesn't order their wholesale slaughter, he's clearly intensely disgusted by the cannabalism beyond just violating a contract.

    • @theoutlander1411
      @theoutlander1411 4 года назад +94

      @@StrangeIndeed Violate the NAP and get what you deserve.

  • @samjarrett5017
    @samjarrett5017 4 года назад +3247

    Since cannibalism violates their contract that implies that Mr' House puts a clause in is contracts explicitly forbidding cannibalism.
    Mr' House's contracts must be a wild read.

    • @evilandstuff1896
      @evilandstuff1896 4 года назад +559

      He probably knew they used to eat people before house employed them

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 3 года назад +518

      @@evilandstuff1896 He definitely knew, hence why this was part of the contract, hell, the whole reason why he even selected those tribals to become the "Families" was of how closely similar, at least to some twisted degree, to the original idea of their respective casinos. All of it just for the sake of bringing a semblance of pre-war Vegas, even if it's all smoke and illusions, it's enough to push House's goals and that's what matters to him.

    • @eduardorpg64
      @eduardorpg64 3 года назад +156

      Probably the cannibalism at the White Glove Society was so bad and occured so often that Mr. House had to put an extra clause on their contract forbidding them from eating people.

    • @alecdickens1042
      @alecdickens1042 3 года назад +159

      The casino families were tribals, similar to raiders and such just living out in the wilds or the ruins. Cannibalism was an activity engaged by the tribals that would become the White Gloves. In reforming the tribe, House gave them rules to conform them to normalcy. It's not like this came out of left field.

    • @RezaXGWB
      @RezaXGWB 3 года назад +17

      There's a theory on why the White Gloves wears mask, that they used to be a tribe of Ghouls... So i guess House tries to make them stop eat people in the first place and be a civilized Ghouls

  • @vilotarian
    @vilotarian 7 лет назад +6309

    I love how he's more concerned with it violating their contract than he is them cooking and consuming other humans.

    • @victoneter
      @victoneter 7 лет назад +1096

      That's what's so great about Fallout New Vegas' writing. Mr. House is the most morally relative person in his world. That's what happens when you live for hundreds of years and you've seen all the things he's seen. You lose a lot of your humanity. You change into something different and you become disconnected with people who have lived much shorter
      Meanwhile in Fallout 4 200+ year old ghouls are still wearing their work uniform from their pre war job like with the vault tec representative

    • @RPDSurvivor
      @RPDSurvivor 7 лет назад +509

      This is why New Vegas is so much better than Fallout 4. The writing and characters are really what count.

    • @tristanhunter1361
      @tristanhunter1361 7 лет назад +414

      victoneter To be fair, Mr. House is way older than the Vault-Tec Representative and he has been isolated from other people for centuries, while the representative has still had contact with other people. But yeah, New Vegas was way better than 4

    • @serlistogiette4168
      @serlistogiette4168 7 лет назад +96

      RPD I think every fallout game is better than 4 I had so much fun in fallout 3 then I switched disks to new vegas ahhh good times

    • @CPT85
      @CPT85 7 лет назад +102

      Ser Listogiette EVERY Fallout game? Have you even played Brotherhood of Steel? If you think 4's just a shitty game overall, cry me a river of triple A tears! Go binge play the Zelda CDI games with a Virtual Boy strapped to your face while you get spit-roasted by Superman 64 and Shaq-Fu! There's FAR worse games out there, and if you think FO4's bad than you have a LOW tolerance for what shit really is.

  • @BA-yj5ii
    @BA-yj5ii 7 лет назад +2637

    Mr.House not aware of something ?Well that's new.

    • @cajhonson44
      @cajhonson44 7 лет назад +74

      Ikr

    • @fangadorawolfen6164
      @fangadorawolfen6164 7 лет назад +363

      He does not seem surprised though.

    • @ShreddedSteel
      @ShreddedSteel 7 лет назад +109

      " Hey you didn't ask about benny... "
      Then he goes on a tyrade, to make you feel bad for wanting to gloat.
      ... it's like nah bro... there is malicious software made by some person from the followers of the Apocalypse he was using.... but thats ok, guess you didn't want to know.
      GFY.

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 7 лет назад +92

      He actually knows that. When you bring it up he tells you he debugged it in less than a tenth of a second.

    • @ShreddedSteel
      @ShreddedSteel 7 лет назад +46

      ... You're referring to the program the member of the followers of the apocalypse has you install? ... i was referring to the program known as YES MAN. which was not made by Benny, but a Member of the Followers. If he does have dialogue about YES MAN i havent seen it.
      ... i'll also add that i hate that Followers NPC out front, more than any other NPC, in any Videogame. IDK what it is about it... it might just be the fact the PC has no extra dialogue for Her. She is one of the main reasons you get shot in the head, because YES MAN tells Benny your info. And.... the PC is too dumb to figure it out?
      Don't mind my impotent rage... It was just really stupid from my perspective, that the PC's story, has him/her fueled by vengeance, and it doesn't happen.

  • @robertlombardo8437
    @robertlombardo8437 4 года назад +695

    I don't blame him for being so calm and nonchalant about it. When you've literally been alive for over 200 years and privy to all of the cruelty and savagery going on in the greater Mojave, there's nothing that can surprise you.

    • @o-mangaming5042
      @o-mangaming5042 4 года назад +103

      And to be fair, they were cannibals before he got to them. He can't be that surprised about some of them going back to it.

    • @nviolet152
      @nviolet152 3 года назад

      It's stupid and disgusting how people (and you, f*ck you) even consider it to be a bad thing. Not being emotional, I mean.

    • @nviolet152
      @nviolet152 3 года назад

      @Paolo Castanon cause the cult of emotions is too annoying.

    • @dunkeykung1162
      @dunkeykung1162 3 года назад +50

      @@nviolet152 okay edgelord

    • @nviolet152
      @nviolet152 3 года назад

      @@dunkeykung1162 what an amazing compliment, thanks.

  • @ratemal7748
    @ratemal7748 4 года назад +358

    I'm imagining the scene from Shrek 2 on this one: "Could you stop eating people, FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!?"

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 года назад +9

      Meme time

    • @johngoht8462
      @johngoht8462 3 года назад +20

      More like “For five minutes, could you stop eating the guests, FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!?”

    • @sergioamaya3062
      @sergioamaya3062 3 года назад +2

      MEEM TIME

    • @blazinjaden
      @blazinjaden 8 дней назад

      gosh darn those dang rowdy cannibals...

  • @CrazyConnor2
    @CrazyConnor2 6 лет назад +535

    "They're eating people again" "Oh ffs really?"

    • @bubbles784
      @bubbles784 3 года назад +7

      @C U Next Tuesday Then deal with them ffs.

    • @qExAi5
      @qExAi5 3 года назад +6

      @@bubbles784 I will, ffs.

    • @bubbles784
      @bubbles784 3 года назад +6

      @@qExAi5 Good ffs.
      (Exits dialogue menu ffs)

    • @Space_Ghost_Hunter
      @Space_Ghost_Hunter 3 года назад +6

      @@bubbles784 what else did you want to discuss? ffs

  • @RedFlameFox
    @RedFlameFox 6 лет назад +1984

    It's incredible how very well written this RPG is.

    • @christophersingh847
      @christophersingh847 6 лет назад +261

      Obsidian have far better writers than Bethesda.

    • @GreebleClown
      @GreebleClown 6 лет назад +58

      FirstN LastN Now, if we can just get them to work together...

    • @Renousim
      @Renousim 6 лет назад +45

      If you think that's good check out Fallout 1 and 2

    • @HamanKarn567
      @HamanKarn567 5 лет назад +50

      Didn't a lot of the original team that worked on fallout 1 and 2 work on new vegas?

    • @TheZombielayer
      @TheZombielayer 4 года назад +20

      @@HamanKarn567 Yeah, can't remember if they're still at obsidian though.

  • @dumbguy64
    @dumbguy64 7 лет назад +1521

    *Proceeds to cannibalise the White Glove Society*

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 6 лет назад +38

      Nothing is tastier than cannibal meat.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 6 лет назад +25

      Apex of the food chain.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 6 лет назад +23

      Live by the sword, die by the sword..

    • @Tyrantk2007
      @Tyrantk2007 6 лет назад +39

      Technically not being a cannibal was never part of YOUR contract.

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead 5 лет назад +1

      @@vinesauceobscurities Gives you the shakes.

  • @grimm_plush
    @grimm_plush 4 года назад +189

    when you start eating people but you signed an NAP with mr house saying you wouldn't so he sends a drugged-up courier of questionable morals and sanity to 'deal' with you

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 3 года назад +32

      Courier: No chems in the fort? Oh, these aren't recreational, I need them for my heart condition...
      *Spends entire night huffing jet and shooting med-x*

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 3 года назад +10

      @@clownworldhereticmyron1018 gotta fight those withdraw symptoms

    • @overlord5186
      @overlord5186 2 года назад +4

      And then the courier just eats you because he thinks it would be funny

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar 8 месяцев назад

      *'signed a NAP'* ? Lol?
      Who is this Phour Chen anyway?

  • @MartianManHunter2258
    @MartianManHunter2258 3 года назад +574

    Mr House when he hears about the Frontier: "Is it really so hard not to engage in beastiality? My goodness..."

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 3 года назад +41

      i wonder what Mr House would say if the Minute Men told him another settlement needs his help XD

    • @enclavesoldier5737
      @enclavesoldier5737 3 года назад +95

      @@ameliakyle7054 “is it really so hard not to just send a different minuteman? My goodness...”

    • @CoffeeSnep
      @CoffeeSnep 3 года назад +15

      @@ameliakyle7054 "Dross!"

    • @bushwhackedonvhs
      @bushwhackedonvhs 3 года назад +34

      I was so disappointed to find out the frontier is basically just written like shitty fan fiction

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 3 года назад +9

      @@bushwhackedonvhs Saw it coming almost as soon as they announced it, the Reddit was always full of hardcore libs whining and getting constantly political. That kind of thing absolutely annihilates the ability to write good stories. Oh, and libs tend to act like sexual deviants.

  • @FallenEpic
    @FallenEpic 7 лет назад +579

    Can we go, like, 5 seconds without eating another human being?

    • @awesomealex4748
      @awesomealex4748 4 года назад +20

      The white glove society: No

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger 4 года назад +19

      The courier with the cannibal perk: No.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 года назад

      @@NCRVeteranRanger Courier: IMMA GOIN ALEX JONES ON THESE PEOPLE! *I WILL EAT YOUR ASS!*

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 7 лет назад +821

    And then I ate Mr. House. Mmmm, jerky.

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 7 лет назад +180

      Kryptnyt Truly the breakfast of champions.

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 7 лет назад +220

      he aged like wine

    • @shadowninja958
      @shadowninja958 6 лет назад +41

      well, he's definitely dried out.

    • @shadzep2701
      @shadzep2701 6 лет назад +27

      He probably tastes like a raisin made of skin

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 6 лет назад +10

      Whelp, off to the NCR now, I'm gonna get me that perk!

  • @blehh_mae
    @blehh_mae 4 года назад +203

    he just said "god damnit, not again.." in the most professional/business-based way he could

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 года назад +8

      Give house his due here. He does try to remain civil when doing business.

  • @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
    @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 6 лет назад +132

    He's like "Not this shit again.."

  • @eselesser669
    @eselesser669 7 лет назад +409

    M'kay Mr. House
    *Walks into Ultra Luxe, pulls out CS-57 Avenger, and massacres all casino employees*

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 7 лет назад +31

      I take care of the issue peacefully.

    • @ShreddedSteel
      @ShreddedSteel 7 лет назад +55

      Simi... does that mean, piece by piece?

    • @thuledragon6663
      @thuledragon6663 6 лет назад +1

      wait is it acceptable to terminate them actually?

    • @ethanedwards3357
      @ethanedwards3357 4 года назад +14

      @@thuledragon6663 Yes, as they have their own separate reputation from the strip.

    • @talbertobarbossa75
      @talbertobarbossa75 4 года назад +12

      "Remember, no Cannibal."

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +59

    House : "I authorize you to deal with them in any way you see fit"
    Courier 6 : "Can I mininuke the casino ?"
    House : "Did I stutter ?"

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 года назад

      Honestly if it were me I'd go in pretty low key. No need to make a mess of the place for the next tennants in line.
      That said I would ABSOLUTELY eat the fuckers. I mean c'mon the oven si right there and everything. they're already dead. House said any way I see fit. Totally letting gunterson's kid go. I only eat people that don't deserve to live.

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 3 месяца назад

      House: I don't care if you devour the whole building with them inside, I said 'deal with them in any way you see fit' and I *meant* it.

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 4 года назад +75

    "My husband got drunk and beat me last night!"
    House: "That can't be possible... your husband doesn't drink."

    • @zackkelley2940
      @zackkelley2940 4 года назад +7

      "Who said he did? I pureed the blighter. He got the last laugh though, really did a number on my stomach."

  • @cr4yv3n
    @cr4yv3n 4 года назад +41

    "Anyway you see fit"
    **Courier eyes shine with explosive glee*

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 Год назад +2

      A terrifying sight, I’m sure. Wouldn’t want to be on the other end of the courier 💀

  • @Ehh97
    @Ehh97 4 года назад +66

    "YO, can y'all just NOT eat people? For like, FIVE MINUTES?!"

    • @Geoff69420
      @Geoff69420 3 года назад +3

      🎶 How 'bout I do ANYWAY? 🎶

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 года назад

      @@Geoff69420 And then the mailmain walked in carrying a bazooka that fires nukes "Understandable, may god have mercy on your wretched soul"
      (Bonus points for blatant hipocrisy, cuz my courier has the Cannibal trait nearly every run)

  • @RobertsonIsland
    @RobertsonIsland 4 года назад +29

    “Is it really so hard not to engage in cannibalism? My goodness...” is the greatest line ever

  • @MinusTheRogue
    @MinusTheRogue 4 года назад +85

    Courier: Hey mr. House they’re all cannibals!😨
    Mr House: Oh no, that goes against their contract. How unfortunate...

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 года назад +1

      Courier: For the record, they taste like pork.

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama Год назад +2

      Considering that he literally authorized you to wipe them off the face of the Mojave if you wanted to, he's a little more upset than he's letting on.

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 3 месяца назад

      Mr. House: ...Kill them all.

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 3 года назад +21

    I think House is ready to give up on the White Gloves, he's like "worse case scenario, I get somebody else to run the Ultra Luxe. Maybe the Kings deserve a shot at it"

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- Год назад

      I don't think they would accept, or at least The King would not.

    • @OctavioMovies
      @OctavioMovies 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Karak-_- I don't think their consent is asked for or required. To Mr. House all freesiders squatters in his property, if they don't do what he wants they're going to find themselves on the wrong side of a Securitron's laser Gatling gun.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 4 месяца назад

      Maybe not the Kings, because they'd actually try to help Freeside with the resources House would give them.

  • @NerfMaster000
    @NerfMaster000 6 лет назад +135

    Authorised eh?
    *Walks into Ultra-Lux with Red Glare*
    *”Im here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I’m all out of gum.”*

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 года назад +8

      What if they handed you a crate of gum?

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 4 года назад +32

      @@zacharyrollick6169 ah fuck, gimme a minute,

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 года назад +2

      😯...

    • @epion660
      @epion660 4 года назад +11

      @@DisKorruptd *proceeds to literally eat the entire crate in less than a second thanks to mouse spam and pipboy magic.*

    • @Illitha
      @Illitha 3 года назад +2

      I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum. Yes that's what I meant to say

  • @thomasstaples2106
    @thomasstaples2106 6 лет назад +190

    fun fact: Mr house is voiced by the legendary, the one, the only, Rene Auberjonois

  • @georgeheld1901
    @georgeheld1901 3 года назад +8

    The tone of disgust in his voice is top notch voice acting

  • @666sparton666
    @666sparton666 4 года назад +20

    What i heard Mr. House say: "wipe them out. All of them"

    • @poplops1
      @poplops1 3 года назад +1

      The White Glove Society: Heesa coming!

  • @CultOfJim
    @CultOfJim 4 года назад +331

    Yes, it is difficult to not engage in cannibalism. That alone was reason to eat Mr. House, the King, and President Kimball- I only had Caesar salad because I botched the surgery and couldn't let good meat go to waste. Consuming the rest of the Legion was more due to Arcade convincing them to try killing me after I sold him. How was I supposed to know he'd get upset when an orbital laser hit Old Mormon Fort?

    • @ranfan1820
      @ranfan1820 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @whugnong
      @whugnong 4 года назад +62

      this comment alone sums up so many of the choices you've made, kill house, kimball, side with legion, sell arcade, get archimedes 2, fail the surgery, eat house, kimball, and caeser. how did you say all of this without directly saying it!?

    • @GachakoiThomas
      @GachakoiThomas 4 года назад +38

      @@whugnong Eatting the leaders(including the king) gives you a cannibal exclusive perk, if you go for it, it really narrows down your choices.

    • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
      @CzolgoszWorkinMan 4 года назад +34

      "Caesar salad" Sir, I am slain.

    • @CultOfJim
      @CultOfJim 4 года назад +29

      @@whugnong Well, I couldn't side Legion after I sold Arcade due to how the faction AI works. He becomes legion after sale, and also being a Follower (whom I nuked from orbit) made him aggressive once he was removed from the player faction. Him going aggro due to me being enemy of the Followers also triggered the tick one Legion off they all hate you routine, as he was both.

  • @PaxJurassicus
    @PaxJurassicus 3 года назад +10

    *Ten minutes later, the heavily armed Courier walks into the Ultra-Luxe after shooting up enough psycho to kill a Deathclaw*
    “I just got back from a meeting with the boss. He says you’re all fired.”

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 года назад +4

      'Oh he also said I'm eating pretty damned good for awhile. Now then. *WHO'S FIRST?!*

  • @WastelandDrifter101
    @WastelandDrifter101 4 года назад +125

    Mr. House: "I authorize you deal with them in any way you see fit."
    Courier : "Ight ima eat them then."
    Mr. House: 👁👄👁

  • @JMcKaySV
    @JMcKaySV 7 лет назад +72

    I killed the White Gloves before even finishing the mission, was fucking hard though

    • @alfies11
      @alfies11 7 лет назад +13

      James McKay they go so spastic with those canes in large groups annoying as heck.

    • @slimp6532
      @slimp6532 7 лет назад +7

      You two have to be joking, they have very little health and I believe no damage threshold killing them is like cutting butter.

    • @JMcKaySV
      @JMcKaySV 7 лет назад +2

      depends what level you are doesn't it.... I obviously wasn't too high at the time. was a nightmare.

    • @pooshkin6181
      @pooshkin6181 7 лет назад

      Hello There Best part is that you don't lose any reputation on the Strip.

    • @beepbop6542
      @beepbop6542 3 года назад

      Why? Everyone in these comments acts like killing them all is justified, but 90% of the White Gloves don't eat humans. Moriarty and his crew secretly eats them and the others don't know, so you are literally murdering innocent people.

  • @RiffNuts7929
    @RiffNuts7929 4 года назад +46

    House: "is it really so hard not to engage in cannibalism?"
    Me: you'd be surprised.

  • @randybobandy4801
    @randybobandy4801 3 года назад +34

    House is relatively self-contained (lol) and he tries to be a good stoic, to the point of being quite acerbic at times, but at least he is genuinely disgusted by many of the right things: cannibalism, slavery, terrorism. I think with the positive karma type of Courier to help him engage with humanity, maybe even develop friendship, he could be the best choice. Convince him to gaf about Freeside, even if out of rational self-interest. He’s also a lot more reasonable in the cut content; he could be talked out of destroying the Brotherhood of Steel and talked into joining the NCR as a citizen. I’m not sure as I’ve not delved into the making of New Vegas but it seems like House’s ending was either leaning toward being a kind of ethically comfortable default, or a writer favorite (which seems more likely given that fans of earlier games are more likely to recognize and identify with the NCR). What bothers me most about House is that in order to save the Kings, a humble but mostly pretty moral Freeside gang, I have to encourage them to take on the military of the largest nation in the known Fallout universe, to prove their loyalty. But I hate that the NCR requires you to kill House, because he and his Securitron army have so much potential to help humanity. It is such a waste. Looking at the history of war and conquest it’s realistic that even the republic of Humanistan would have a foreign opposition leader wacked rather than draw out negotiations for decades with perfectly friendly reciprocity.

    • @libertatemadvocatus1797
      @libertatemadvocatus1797 3 года назад +13

      I think they purposely did that because they wanted hard choices instead of everything becoming sunshine and rainbows.
      If you could make peace with the BoS for House or allow House to live under the NCR; the correct choices become pretty apparent. Instead you have to make choices that aren't completely free of unpleasantness.
      I have seen a few people call House a Psychopath, but I have no idea where they get that. He's not sadistic or callous or dishonest or vengeful or even indifferent to suffering. The fact that he has the power of life and death over the entire Strip, yet almost never resorts to force; shows that he's a lot more decent than most people are with that type of power. He's merely looking at the big picture and working with what he has. He can't help Freeside because he does not have the resources for it at the moment, so he's only focused on The Strip. Besides, he's under not obligation to help Freeside as the condition of the people there are not his fault and even that's still better than most of the Wasteland anyway.

    • @mrsnatural2368
      @mrsnatural2368 2 года назад +9

      @@libertatemadvocatus1797 I honestly think he genuinely wants the best for humanity, in his own way. He certainly wants it to survive. He just has a very specific view of what that looks like, and his focus is purely on making that view happen with the resources available to him.
      Also he's very old and very detached from others, so his priorities are a bit...warped.

    • @DehydratedDarkness
      @DehydratedDarkness Год назад +6

      House IS trying his best to help humanity (with minimal cost and maximal profit for himself, but still) the good karma ending esentially says that House is proud of the courier, so he is good, at least in his ideals.

    • @flavivsaetivs5738
      @flavivsaetivs5738 7 месяцев назад

      You're giving a 200+ year old billionaire who gives 0 fucks about freeside's problems too much a license
      Cannibalism doesn't disgust him, breaking the contract that the white gloves had does
      Slavery doesn't disgust him, the economic problems that it gives does
      Terrorism doesn't disgust him, the deaths who would happen because of the terrorism and the economic downturn it creates does

  • @spawnstah7228
    @spawnstah7228 6 лет назад +31

    "what? the're eating people? That violates their contract!"

  • @someoneelsedoit8706
    @someoneelsedoit8706 4 года назад +24

    House doesn’t care until you violate the NAP

    • @alfrulez2985
      @alfrulez2985 4 года назад +1

      based

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 4 года назад +3

      What is NAP (I'm not native English speaker)? I keep seeing it in the comments but there's not an explanation.

    • @alfrulez2985
      @alfrulez2985 4 года назад +3

      @@weetzcro9661 non violence principle.
      In spanish it is principio de no agresión

    • @someoneelsedoit8706
      @someoneelsedoit8706 4 года назад +8

      WeetzCRo96, Non-Aggression-Pact. It’s a term used typically by American Libertarians to Anarcho-Capitalists. It basically means, “You don’t fuck with me or my property and I won’t fuck with you and your property.”

    • @grandmasterhashmixtapemast910
      @grandmasterhashmixtapemast910 3 года назад

      @@someoneelsedoit8706 Shit, that's almost my life motto. "You don't bust my balls and I won't bust yours", I've always said.

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 4 года назад +25

    I love that he’s acting like it’s someone hanging out with the hooligans down the street.
    “Is it really so hard to not engage in cannibalism?”
    Lol

  • @ShreddedSteel
    @ShreddedSteel 7 лет назад +237

    Still a better option than the Institute

    • @bryandacote8109
      @bryandacote8109 4 года назад +51

      Agreed. Mostly because The Institute are for slavery of sentient artificial life forms. They are basically the Big MT Think Tank scientists but are still sane. Do horrible things for scientific progress.
      House treats the Families as employees. Yeah he essentially bullied them into being civilized, but once civilized, he gave them autonomy.

    • @elgatochurro
      @elgatochurro 4 года назад +5

      "you wouldnt understand"

    • @wowb1965
      @wowb1965 4 года назад +1

      The institute is cool, yo

    • @eliezercohengoldberg1381
      @eliezercohengoldberg1381 4 года назад +9

      Bryan Dacote they are just robots

    • @mixwb
      @mixwb 4 года назад +3

      @@bryandacote8109 But if you become leader of The Institute you can stop with all the synths and human experiments and use The Institute to help the people

  • @shed1536
    @shed1536 6 лет назад +39

    So he basically says: oh ffs can u not eat people

  • @michaelm3995
    @michaelm3995 4 года назад +7

    He’s just like “goddamn it guys we talked about this”

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 4 года назад +5

      "That's it, I'm sending in the mailman. May God have mercy on you, because the Courier won't."

  • @pyrogreg8
    @pyrogreg8 4 года назад +10

    What a fun boss, gives you complete creative freedom!

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 года назад +3

      He is a very results oriented person. So long as the job is done the how isn't terribly important. Hard enough getting competent help. Why hamstring them with niggling details you don't care about anyway?

    • @thunderspark1536
      @thunderspark1536 Год назад +3

      @@singletona082 Kinda like valve I guess, they want you doing stuff and whatnot but not so much what you actually do. Bad for tf2, good for source 2.

  • @BubuOwO
    @BubuOwO 6 лет назад +107

    Deal with them anyway you see fit.
    *eats them*

    • @levinseve3471
      @levinseve3471 3 года назад +1

      Nothing in *my* contract forbids an impromptu feast.

  • @oscarbelmare_22
    @oscarbelmare_22 3 года назад +10

    The Courier: The White Gloves are murdering and eating people
    Mr. House: Aw shit, here we go again

  • @bernieclinton9572
    @bernieclinton9572 5 лет назад +24

    Out of all the tribes he could choose from, I never understood why he chose the tribe known for cannibalism and the one known for betraying people

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 4 года назад +26

      Imagine the Khans running a casino.

    • @CriminalizeObesity
      @CriminalizeObesity 4 года назад +4

      @@plebisMaximus
      So basically the Slither Kin? (Omertas)

    • @SIlverHand_4538
      @SIlverHand_4538 4 года назад +24

      He had to adapt because the platinum chip wasn't delivered in the right time, which basically left him handicapped and unable to assert his authority properly for over 200 years.

    • @megamike15
      @megamike15 4 года назад +4

      he only had so many choices. he pick tribes that wernt gonna cause problems.

    • @mrsnatural2368
      @mrsnatural2368 2 года назад +2

      Beggars can't be choosers, especially when you're forever bound to a single location. He had to adapt.

  • @muhammadammarrasyid5780
    @muhammadammarrasyid5780 3 года назад +5

    New Vegas : *one of its restaurants has their employees chopping up and cooking people*
    Mr. House : "This will be bad for the economy!"

  • @Commanderziff
    @Commanderziff 4 года назад +15

    Mr. House is actually the best choice for the people of the Mojave, he's fair, (comparatively) he's competent, he has no interest in cruelty, and he's the best with technology. Put him in the drivers seat, and in a few generations it will almost look like civilization again. An ordered efficient society with lots of stripper and blow.

    • @tristinstone4224
      @tristinstone4224 4 года назад +11

      And not to mention the benefits that he will give you (the courier) for being employee of the month forever lmao

    • @kingbillycokebottle5484
      @kingbillycokebottle5484 4 года назад +4

      To be fair, I don't think there's that much blow left, house would horde that for himself, just snort it off the glass in his pod/tank/iron lung 3000

  • @HangOnThereSlick
    @HangOnThereSlick 6 лет назад +23

    I was hoping you'd be able to have Mr. House send in robots tbh

    • @tristinstone4224
      @tristinstone4224 4 года назад +16

      He wouldn’t even consider it because if word got out that they were indeed cannibals then profits and rep of the strip will drop and so he would much rather have the PC deal with it to be more discreet. (Two years late I know lol)

    • @curtisevans8413
      @curtisevans8413 2 года назад +1

      @@tristinstone4224 Closer to three, I say a year later.

  • @sebas8225
    @sebas8225 6 лет назад +30

    Mr. House best godamn character in this game!

  • @LegendaryMercDC
    @LegendaryMercDC 4 года назад +12

    Courier: so they're making 5 course dinners out of tourists........
    Mr. House: how many times I have to tell them we live in a civilized city not a barbaric ruin! In any case they are in violation of contract so deal with them in any way you see fit.........

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 года назад +2

      Courier: *gets out the bottle of steak sauce and silverwear* I am cooking these bastards on their own stove.

  • @urthofthenewsun8465
    @urthofthenewsun8465 4 года назад +2

    Considering the New Vegas Families are descended from raider tribes, I fully believe that Mr House wrote a clause about not engaging in cannibalism into their contracts.

    • @tristinstone4224
      @tristinstone4224 4 года назад

      I believe it was directly at the White Gloves for that part lol

    • @beepbop6542
      @beepbop6542 3 года назад +1

      The White gloves used to have a whole culture of cannibalism (which Mortimer is trying to revive ingame)

  • @xj770HUN
    @xj770HUN Год назад +3

    House's reaction was perfect.

  • @aidanc9396
    @aidanc9396 5 месяцев назад +3

    "Mr House, they're eating people."
    "Aw goddammit, not again."

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist 4 года назад +15

    I never noticed before, but Mr House sounds alot like Odo from deep space 9, is that the same actor? presses F*

  • @derubermanns1210
    @derubermanns1210 9 месяцев назад +1

    I like how genuinely he concerned he was for the first half, and then he was just full corporate the next

  • @nonames810
    @nonames810 7 лет назад +198

    Then u eat them all and tell how theyve been dealt with, in the end u eat Mr.House himself :3
    cannibal playthru best playthru

    • @mist12345678910
      @mist12345678910 6 лет назад +12

      Stardust u fat phucc

    • @dweliq2993
      @dweliq2993 6 лет назад

      mist12345678910 You won't get fat on meat, protein is hard to digest so you fart most of it out.

    • @libertyprime9891
      @libertyprime9891 6 лет назад +2

      GET IN MAH BELLEH

    • @nygeriunprence
      @nygeriunprence 4 года назад +5

      @@dweliq2993 So we just making shit up now?

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 года назад

      I wouldn't eat House tbh
      Hundreds of years in cryo, he probably tastes like a cold raisin made of skin. That or beef jerky, but do you really wanna bet?

  • @heybro2305
    @heybro2305 3 года назад +5

    "I authorise you to deal with them anyway you see fit."
    *Loads anti material rifle light shining in darkness Mysterious Magnum and ranger Sequoia with malicious intent*

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 года назад

      Here I just grabbed a pool cue and ramed it through mortimer's face....

  • @sephtis
    @sephtis 4 года назад +6

    Tells the player "any way you see fit", I guarantee that they will go in guns blazing.

    • @tristanriffle5288
      @tristanriffle5288 4 года назад

      Nah theyll eat them.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 4 года назад +7

      House is probably expecting that.
      "Violate your contract, and I send in the mailman."

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 3 года назад +2

      @@TheAttacker732 Never shoot the messenger.

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 года назад +1

      @@saulesalejos4483
      "Seriously. Just don't, ever. I guarantee whatever the hell you do to the goddamn mailman, it isn't worth getting shot with a mini nuke."

  • @namlesszombie9503
    @namlesszombie9503 6 лет назад +106

    Mr house is literally the most moral person in the entire game.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 лет назад +51

      Namless Zombie I'm not sure what that says about the fallout universe when he's the most good out of all.

    • @LocksAndChains
      @LocksAndChains 6 лет назад +41

      I used to disagree since he advocates wiping out the Brotherhood of Steel. Then Fallout 4 reminded me how terrible the true Brotherhood is. I approve now.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 лет назад +6

      LocksAndChains wait. The brotherhood is that evil? Okay, what the hell. The enclave and brotherhood seem to be the black sheep of the fallout universe in terms of morality

    • @Jace_Spicer
      @Jace_Spicer 6 лет назад +26

      Nathan Clark the brotherhood is four adopts the simple charge of " if it's not human, kill it" also they in their upjumped state feel that no one but them can safeguard technology.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 лет назад +5

      Lyndon Nicholls well then. Fuck them and I will never again not take veronica out of the beotherhood

  • @animeotaku307
    @animeotaku307 3 года назад +3

    “They had ONE job!”

  • @cyansuy3062
    @cyansuy3062 3 года назад +1

    House : "Oh no! Anyway..."

  • @therealdommy9378
    @therealdommy9378 4 года назад +12

    All you had to do was not eat the damn humans Mortimer!

  • @thedonatello1621
    @thedonatello1621 4 года назад +2

    *Ain't that a kick in the head in g major starts playing*

  • @ZeroTheHunter
    @ZeroTheHunter 4 года назад +5

    I didnt know about this dialogue, anyway i started blasting the white glove society and everyone died. Was really funny how my karma was growing up faster than an alpha death claw chasing you after being spotted.

    • @beepbop6542
      @beepbop6542 3 года назад

      That means you are a murderer. You murdered innocent people. Most of the White Gloves don't know about the cannibalism and never eat human meat unless you and Moriarty trick them into eating it

  • @rowmacnezumi8953
    @rowmacnezumi8953 Год назад +2

    "Mr. House, they're engaging in cannibalism."
    "Again?"

  • @JT-qw1cn
    @JT-qw1cn 3 месяца назад +3

    I love how they went the route where he did not know of it, instead of him allowing it as an exception because of their wealth. Mr. House is awesome

  • @TriptuneRadio
    @TriptuneRadio Год назад +2

    I like to imagine the courier in this playthrough is a cannibal too and is just sitting there awkwardly

  • @nitroraptor5316
    @nitroraptor5316 4 года назад +6

    Yes sir Mr House. On an unrelated note I need more ammo for my Tommy Gun.

  • @knightofdrawnschooltables
    @knightofdrawnschooltables 4 года назад +10

    ''I authorize you to deal with them in any way you see fit''
    Me: *"Equips fatman"* Alright! :D

  • @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283
    @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283 4 года назад +36

    The fact that House is anti cannibalism makes me feel oddly relieved. I sided with him on my first ever play through.

    • @adrenjones9301
      @adrenjones9301 3 года назад +1

      @@pendantairplane His biggest drawback is his love and preferance for Robots. Its likely that humanity has no place in his Vision of the future, other than the few Agents he elevates to be jared like himself.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 2 года назад

      @@adrenjones9301 what's wrong with that?

    • @alpacalover0
      @alpacalover0 2 года назад +4

      @@adrenjones9301 Someone didn't listen to any of his dialogue.

    • @robertwagstaff1126
      @robertwagstaff1126 Год назад

      @@adrenjones9301 I dunno. Robots are pretty cool.

    • @Kaipanzer-r2w
      @Kaipanzer-r2w 10 месяцев назад +1

      Well that would be so out of character otherwise
      This dude cared so much about civilization and stuff he was willing to commit genocide to get what he want and to be ok with cannibalism.. that’s just goes against his code

  • @wojak-sensei6424
    @wojak-sensei6424 Год назад +1

    "Alright House, what the hell made you think this tribe of cannibals are gonna *stop* anyways?"

  • @hawaiianshirtguy6168
    @hawaiianshirtguy6168 4 месяца назад +4

    "No I was not aware of this🤬 Is it really so hard not to engage in cannibalism 💅🙄 My goodness😒"

  • @trinstonmichaels7062
    @trinstonmichaels7062 4 года назад +2

    Trinston was here.

  • @morningnapalm9963
    @morningnapalm9963 4 года назад +8

    Mr. House being so removed/above the world, that he reacts to cannibalism with mild annoyance.
    Is A Mood.

  • @blackmoon2128
    @blackmoon2128 3 года назад +2

    Every quote from House is a gem. My first playthrough of New Vegas was a House run, and would do it again in a heartbeat, the guy is aweome.
    Felt a little bad for the Kings but, well, what can you do.

  • @reganbrannigan3006
    @reganbrannigan3006 4 года назад +5

    I like how this computer screen has more character than the majority of games, including Fallout 4. Here’s hoping for a New Vegas 2

  • @Assdafflabaff
    @Assdafflabaff 4 года назад +2

    "What else did you want to discuss?"
    - Mr House.

  • @malykoth
    @malykoth 4 года назад +11

    Ah, good times, good times...I mean playing 'Fallout NV', not resorting to cannibalism...

  • @eightdawg438
    @eightdawg438 4 года назад +3

    STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE CONTRACT

  • @3starperfectdeer233
    @3starperfectdeer233 4 года назад +4

    It's at this moment The Deluxe is a Hotel California reference

  • @lie5196
    @lie5196 2 года назад +3

    House: How did you deal with the white gloves, in the end ?
    Cannibal Courier: I've had better...
    House 🤨

  • @naylik2562
    @naylik2562 6 лет назад +9

    God fucking dammit I love this game and its community. This comments section is gold.

  • @nickbooze9766
    @nickbooze9766 5 лет назад +2

    >they violated the contract.
    I love that this is his main take away. House is ancap as fuck.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 2 года назад

      Well he is damned old and seems to have a point of pride to be polite and presentable when doing business. He also understands the world he's in so is making few if not no assumptions with the people he's dealing with. No eating people is probably in the standard business licensing contract for operating within the strip. that way even if the people he deals with don't see problems with those actions he can go 'i don't care if you think you should get to. I care because you made an agreement with me you wouldn't. Which tells me you don't respect me enough to Obay the Rules... which makes me wonder WHAT THE FUCK ELSE YOU'RE DOING.'

  • @tehanureaver4299
    @tehanureaver4299 5 лет назад +5

    You had ONE job, White gloves!

  • @ABSolution2468
    @ABSolution2468 3 месяца назад +1

    I can imagine all of his proteges, Benny included, brought it up to him at least once.

  • @goldendash1527
    @goldendash1527 4 года назад +3

    Everyone talking about how hesjust concerned about contract violations but he actually seamed to care enough in the first place. Mister house does have decent morals it seams.

    • @o-mangaming5042
      @o-mangaming5042 4 года назад +1

      Eh . . . not necessarily morals. It's a practicality issue. Cannibalism has to be kept secret or else it scares off most of the patrons. Which is bad for business. It's way better to just not have that secret to start with, so it can never come out. I still don't think House is a bad pick for the Mojave, just pointing out that he's probably doing this as good business rather than a moral stance.

  • @EtherealEmperor
    @EtherealEmperor 6 месяцев назад +2

    professionals have STANDARDS

  • @goliath1179
    @goliath1179 3 года назад +3

    “I authorized you” gods that sounds so slimy to hear from a dictator.

    • @mrsnatural2368
      @mrsnatural2368 3 года назад +4

      He always talks to tou as an employer would. So basically he's just saying "You can do whatever you like to 'em and I won't fire you for it."

  • @sammysedore
    @sammysedore 3 года назад +1

    Got the energy of someone who's dog gets away from the backyard to often

  • @Green--X
    @Green--X 6 лет назад +12

    The Lone Wanderer: Mr. House did you know that The White Glove Society are cannibals?! Mr. House: Damn...
    What else did you wish to talk about?

    • @sebas8225
      @sebas8225 6 лет назад +2

      Pretty morbid conversation lol

    • @JacobG2801
      @JacobG2801 6 лет назад +4

      Green X The Lone Wanderer was in Fallout 3, you mean the Courier.

    • @unapersona100real6
      @unapersona100real6 5 лет назад

      @@JacobG2801 TTW but anyway courrier

    • @JacobG2801
      @JacobG2801 5 лет назад

      Una persona 100% real ahhh okay

    • @Green--X
      @Green--X 4 года назад

      @@JacobG2801 no, I stand by my mistake. Bitch.

  • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
    @CzolgoszWorkinMan 4 года назад +2

    Greetings from Sunny Ancapistan!

  • @foreverfromhell
    @foreverfromhell 4 года назад +4

    Professionals have standards

  • @gespenjaeger2370
    @gespenjaeger2370 3 года назад +1

    well...You heard the man! Start loading your arsenal of weapons turn on Johnny guitar and start blasting and slashing!