Why does this video infer that living under a stranger(the person I have stalked for the last 4 months)’s floors is weird? Don’t shame people for having dire living situations. Not cool dude. The crawl space is actually really comfy once you get used to it. Try it before you judge us… -the REAL floorboard gang
dont you wish you could do what this guy did though. appear before them at night and give them a kiss on the forehead? they'd probably think they're dreaming.
That reminds me of all my demon friends, I have multiple. There's Alesta, a sort of hound-centipede who lives in the plumbing of my kitchen sink, Tåyo, a weird kkk esq guy living in my trash can, MR. Shellot who's always behind me in the bathroom mirror, Yogi, who is kinda like the bear from annihilation and lives just outside my window, and finally I have Godro, a pale guy who always peeks at me from behind a corner in my hallway whenever I'm not looking. Some of these are friendly, others are just assholes in general. I'm used to them, they're my only friends, really.
@@tolkiensunknowngrandchild3767Dude, I think you might have a condition. And, I think that condition might be schizophrenia. You might want to go and get that checked out!
I wish he’d come out of retirement, at least make a movie or something. I enjoy his new Japan vlogs a lot, but I want another philosophy video. We ain’t ever going back to the whiskey days of falling out of a cabinet. But man we got lucky he’s the biggest RUclipsr and not Logan Paul or some other scammer. And yeah he said the no no word but he inadvertently saved everyone else, as Disney was acquiring more and more RUclipsrs probably gearing up to buy it and make it worse than it is now. Weird to think the no word actually might have done good against corporate greed.
Brother doesn't everyone wish every great person came out of retirement and went back to their craft? Leave him be to raise a family. @@jamesphillips3135
At first I was expecting that the floorboard person was just how the people were drawn in this video, until it cut to you, a _human_ being lying in bed.
I mean, The specific demons originally associated with sleep paralysis were succubi, so it's not like being terrifying was ever part of the job description.
Yeah we watched the video, I don't believe we forgot it. I hate these comments, bruh some of them get like so many likes for what. Repeating someones words.
@@Nooliy1 The asterisks were for emphasis, so the OP is most likely implying that they were taken aback by the wording, compared to if he had said "introduce".
This is exactly what I have been searching for my whole life. I dont know how, I dont know why. I just have. Thank you. This channel is my new favorite.
@@oldschoolChazzed He could have had a first fridge, owned a second fridge and then a third fridge. Then if he remove the second fridge he would be left with only a first and third fridge. This is obvious to everyone but you and you should be embarassed and ashamed.
That slowly building “wake up, wake up, WAKE UP” in the beginning coming through my headphones activated my lizard brain, immediate fight or flight lol
Man, this dude is so chill, I would love to have him live under my floors, I don't care what others think, this dude can become your own personal companion.
There's twelve of these guys in his house already and they all say they don't know each other but more keep showing up. They ate all his cat food and passively aggressively complained about the taste for two days last week.
Good thing he brought it to my attention I would have completely missed it if he never made me aware seems like a good guy I hope he has an pleasant night
I assumed it was because he's a purple, elongated head floor board man, at least as the main reason. Don't get me wrong I'd be all about it but I'm worried he might spook other people.
Aside from the crisp voice acting, this feels like something made in 2002 on a cold February morning, which was clipped in 2009 and posted on RUclips for the pleasure of 578 people, before the algorithm decided now is the time, and sent it to all of us. But no, not at all.
I had put a long, quiet video in the background, I fell asleep and was woken up by this video in the middle of the night. Thank you for the memorable experience!
This video makes me feel a sense of uncanny horror, nostalgia, and comfort that I have never felt before. Like some hazy memory of something that never occurred.
Man he's a real gentleman, being apologetic, asking politely, kissing you on the forehead, Man if i were him i would just go to store and buy 5 Milk cartons!
Why does this video infer that living under a stranger(the person I have stalked for the last 4 months)’s floors is weird? Don’t shame people for having dire living situations. Not cool dude. The crawl space is actually really comfy once you get used to it. Try it before you judge us…
-the REAL floorboard gang
Thanks for the input stan2531. Much appreciated.
dont you wish you could do what this guy did though. appear before them at night and give them a kiss on the forehead? they'd probably think they're dreaming.
You mean imply?
Get out of my floor
@@heypal7951our floor
This is the type of thing you'd see on Adult Swim in 2002 when you woke up in the middle of the night and the TV was still on.
Like 12 Oz Mouse. I think I’m the only person who remembers and loved that show.
yes!!!
This and then a horrifying ad for that children’s hospital show
This is the top comment
@@deirdrejones5974I’m right with you brother!!
He is kind, he has manners, he dresses well even to sleep and he even gives you a good night little kiss, he is a potential friend.
Floor friend
That reminds me of all my demon friends, I have multiple. There's Alesta, a sort of hound-centipede who lives in the plumbing of my kitchen sink, Tåyo, a weird kkk esq guy living in my trash can, MR. Shellot who's always behind me in the bathroom mirror, Yogi, who is kinda like the bear from annihilation and lives just outside my window, and finally I have Godro, a pale guy who always peeks at me from behind a corner in my hallway whenever I'm not looking. Some of these are friendly, others are just assholes in general. I'm used to them, they're my only friends, really.
@@tolkiensunknowngrandchild3767 if you go to the hospital and tell the doctor's about your friends they'll show you to a room that has more friends
@@tolkiensunknowngrandchild3767Touch grass
@@tolkiensunknowngrandchild3767Dude, I think you might have a condition. And, I think that condition might be schizophrenia. You might want to go and get that checked out!
imagine just chilling in the room and underneath the floor you hear a muffled “what’s the wifi password?”
“Dude you’re dropping crumbs down here go snack over the table”
@@nobeyone consider it a gift
You described living in an apartment
i just unlocked Piemations' fnaf4 videos with this comment 🤯
I might be inclined to tell them
“Upon this midnight dreary” ok floorboard man I didn’t know you was chill like thst
He Edgar Allan poed
He’s not even paying the damn rent
Fair….
good for him
You'll get your rent when you fix this DAMN floor!
He pays in smooches
@@tophatcat1173 Good job taking something wholesome like a stranger living in the walls and making it creepy.
_"Wake Up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up-"_ Oh hi, sorry, didnt want to wake you up...
Lmao
"Blink once if ...." Holds up two fingers 😂
@@lenafoxy7674 two fingers for two fridges
Id be mad
I wish i could put that shit as my ringtone
if analogue horror was a family guy cutaway
lol thats a good one
We need more of that
this is worst than that time I tuned to local58
Dang, you beat me to it.
İf analog horror was in smiling friends :
“Hey wake up- stop screaming- I need to know where the credit card is”
"Floorboard gang? You know?"
"Ah yes, floor gang, continue."
goo goo ga ga
*leans forward for a bro fist*
I wish he’d come out of retirement, at least make a movie or something. I enjoy his new Japan vlogs a lot, but I want another philosophy video.
We ain’t ever going back to the whiskey days of falling out of a cabinet. But man we got lucky he’s the biggest RUclipsr and not Logan Paul or some other scammer.
And yeah he said the no no word but he inadvertently saved everyone else, as Disney was acquiring more and more RUclipsrs probably gearing up to buy it and make it worse than it is now. Weird to think the no word actually might have done good against corporate greed.
Your average German house in late 1930s:
Brother doesn't everyone wish every great person came out of retirement and went back to their craft? Leave him be to raise a family. @@jamesphillips3135
This is basically a Smiling Friends segment
Squatter critter incident
It's absolutely in point
I thought the same before clicking this video. I lowkey expected Zach to voice the purple thing💀
@@dorkybeer801 same, I 1000% expected to hear Zach's voice
Wall guy
At first I was expecting that the floorboard person was just how the people were drawn in this video, until it cut to you, a _human_ being lying in bed.
@artinlaurez2714the floorboard fellow
@@10buy10the floorboard mortal
The floorboard being
The floorboard entity
Floorboard gang
He was so polite about it, I can't even be mad or freaked out that he's living in the floorboards
When your sleep paralysis demon is the chillest dude on the planet.
I mean, The specific demons originally associated with sleep paralysis were succubi, so it's not like being terrifying was ever part of the job description.
@@Parkna 😏
@@Parkna😏😏😏
@@Parkna😏😏😏😏😏
@@Parkna😏😏😏😏 ò_Ô
“I can’t go outside for a nummmberrr of reasons” lmfao… never felt so politely threatened
Same crime syndicate as Peepy
@@notnotneutral15 Lalalalovely tiny Pi-Peepy.
@@キャミラ I wanna hug to the my boy pipipipi
That didn’t even sound threatening… ???
@@lalaland2107it sounded a bit pedoish/murderish combined
this is one of those fairy tale situations where I have to observe the divine laws of hospitality or suffer some ungodly fate, isn't it
Maybe…
Or get turned into a decrepit undead monster by a humble mirror merchant.
Ignoring divine laws of hospitality was one of sysuphus crimes.
Also cheating death twice
@@kck-kck879based reference
The only law of hospitality is letting him drink warm milk, and the only ungodly fate is that he’ll be a bit upset, making you feel bad
The floorboard guy seemed damn normal, compared to the guy who was sleeping
Ok after the forehead kiss he can have the milk
Exactly 💙
What milk are we talking about 👀
nah bruh you can't say these things on the internet 💀
What?!
Ayooo??
"I can't go outside for.. a number of reasons."
He’s very worried about all that
sir, you committed every war crime possible 10 times and *continues to say every crime*
@nobeyone he's purple and that's why he can't leave he's just a fun Lil guy that lives in the floor but all he needs is milk for bed, I respect that
He's lived under those floorboards for thirty years and never went out, and now that they built a school a block away, he never can again.
He just like me fr
"oh you've never seen me before, I'll *reintroduce*..."
That's definitely the creepiest part for me.
Yeah we watched the video, I don't believe we forgot it. I hate these comments, bruh some of them get like so many likes for what. Repeating someones words.
@@Nooliy1 The asterisks were for emphasis, so the OP is most likely implying that they were taken aback by the wording, compared to if he had said "introduce".
@truthbringer2411 how often do you reintroduce yourself to people you've never met before?
@@Ben-sh1dl I know that people reintroduce themselves multiple times but I find it unnecessary unless specifically asked
This is exactly what I have been searching for my whole life. I dont know how, I dont know why. I just have. Thank you. This channel is my new favorite.
Anytime man
Giving 80s-90s point-and-click game vibes
accurate.
Yeah it reminds me of that onion nigga game, "pass me the salt" and that kinda shi
I would play the shit out of this kinda game 😂 if it existed
Reminded me of Blazing Dragons
Imagine you have autoplay on and this wakes you up in the middle of the night
i've already had a few people say this happened lmao
with sleep paralysis at the same time
Brutal
I’d piss myself
I have sleep paralysis 😩😩
he couldve had a third fridge without having the second fridge, shouldve asked before he left
Brilliant
no, i think he just remembered how counting works
@@oldschoolChazzed He could have had a first fridge, owned a second fridge and then a third fridge. Then if he remove the second fridge he would be left with only a first and third fridge. This is obvious to everyone but you and you should be embarassed and ashamed.
2deep4me
@@rhysgerbiltron4041…also-he might own the second fridge but not have it currently. So many variables! 😂
I'm glad I now know what causes the "house sounds" I hear at night when I'm trying to fall asleep. Sleep tight, floorboard gang.
Reminds me of those early 90s computer rom games.
Definitely inspiration there
@@nobeyone It kind of reminded me of Pizza Tower for some reason
I would play an ENTIRE game like this, multiple times lol
you remember 'CROC' ? and 'CROC 2'. ???
@@5050TM Living it is even better.
It's impressive how something so simple can give me so many emotions
Magic
It kind of gives comfy, vintage childhood cartoon vibes. It reminds me of something but I can't put my finger on it
Bed man looks like Todd Howard
I didn’t even consider that but you are entirely rigjt
It just works
I thought you said the bed looked like Todd Howard
“Where’s the mil-“
*“You’re finally awake”*
@@jakey6274the resemblance is uncanny 😨
He’s just a chill guy
It's like pilotredsun took meds to make the hallucinations stop, only to find out he wasn't hallucinating the whole time.
The floorboard gang was real the whole time.
I was thinking of pilotredsun during this
Lol
I miss him
@@holyshitcomedy5530 he's still making music under PilotRedSky at least... Plus "Achievement" popped up on Spotify recently.
Typical encounter with the fair folk
Looks like somebody needs to call Home Safety Hotline.
He didn't get cursed.
@@danieladamczyk4024 If he doesn't get that milk he will.
@@danieladamczyk4024a very merciful and modern fair folk
dealing with the mischevious sprites is so daunting at times
"Upon this midnight dreary" 💀
Everyone has a tendency to pull a victorian romantic when woken up at night
While i ponder weak and weary
While i nod, nearly napping
Suddenly there came a tapping
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door
if i woke up to this id assume im full blown hallucinating
We will meet here when RUclips recommends this video again in 8 years
this blighting world will still be standing in 8 years? can't even think about it
pepperoni pizza
these 2 replies represent the duality of man
.
.
This should have been a full 45 minute episode
Hit me UP, adult swim/hbo max
45-minute-long sleep paralysis episode
@@nobeyone There is not a single doubt in my mind that you could make some _killer_ AS bumpers.
I've been recommended this so many times, i give up scrolling past it.
Evil laugh
@@nobeyone How?
Yep same here
Bro same. I thought it was a game clip or something
Damnit Headroom 😂
_"WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, sorry to wake you up my brotha."_
That slowly building “wake up, wake up, WAKE UP” in the beginning coming through my headphones activated my lizard brain, immediate fight or flight lol
I felt it but you put it into words
floorboard gang
oh my god, same. i was ready to jump outta my skin
Think it’s because the screen stays dark for a bit. Need to open eyes and scan for danger or whatever but can’t. Good trick.
@@djtjpain Good point there. Kudos to you
the way bro's lips elongated to give him a kiss
that shit was terrifying
cartoony ahh scene
Nightmare fuel beyond imagination
Erotic
personally i think it was very cute
Looks like a cross between one of the California raisins and the Easter Island heads.
Totally
Yeah I was gonna say, the California raisin's hydrated cousin.
Raisin hell!!
@@A.Africanus So, a California grape?
@@StrangeScaryNewEngland Precisely 😎
Man, this dude is so chill, I would love to have him live under my floors, I don't care what others think, this dude can become your own personal companion.
this is weirdly comforting
until there's a stranger waking you up at home asking you where's the milk
@@thecoolskeleton95 if he's kind like that it wouldn't be really a problem tbh
Ikr
GET O-
Right?
I love how he isn't terrified, but incredibly annoyed.
There's twelve of these guys in his house already and they all say they don't know each other but more keep showing up. They ate all his cat food and passively aggressively complained about the taste for two days last week.
@@bluegum6438 You saying that makes me think you are *apart* of the floorboard gang
“Like, ‘floorboard gang’” 😂😂😂
It's that kinda thing
That is probably a PewDiePie reference.
Except it's just "Floor gang" because he was filming his videos on the floor.
I mean, he asked nicely...
“upon this midnight dreary” *immediately goes back to normal speech afterwards*
I saw the thumbnail and the voice of Zach Hadel entered my head like a brick through my windshield
Definitely a Zach-type critter
He looks like Thanos' broke eggplant cousin
Omg crowmudgeon
Why does he look like that one guy that's been following me around for a couple days
Me too!!!!!
I can't fall asleep without a member of the floorboard gang giving me a little kiss on my forehead.
Good thing he brought it to my attention I would have completely missed it if he never made me aware seems like a good guy I hope he has an pleasant night
You can get your milk when you fix this DAMN DOOR!!
*FLOOR
I think that kiss was one of the reasons he cant go outside
I assumed it was because he's a purple, elongated head floor board man, at least as the main reason. Don't get me wrong I'd be all about it but I'm worried he might spook other people.
Hahahaha
I think he was definitely on the Epstein list thats why trump didnt want it released to protect the lil guy
Didn’t know bro was chill like dat, get the homie some milk
"Yeah, I really didn't want to wake you upon this midnight dreary"
Spends a solid 5 seconds trying to wake my ass up 😤
“Yeahh I really didn’t wanna wake you up upon this midnight dreary” I’m gonna use that at some point
Aside from the crisp voice acting, this feels like something made in 2002 on a cold February morning, which was clipped in 2009 and posted on RUclips for the pleasure of 578 people, before the algorithm decided now is the time, and sent it to all of us. But no, not at all.
Beautiful imagery
but was it a midnight dreary?
What a kind gentleman.
0:49 I could've sworn he was gonna ask, "Can you please go to the store and get a second fridge?"
This has me dying thinking about it😭😭
That’s Aubergene, he’s wanted in 14 states for attempted murder, grand theft auto, and spilling milk.
That name is so good. Your comment deserves more likes.
Why is that a good name?@@Chigger
I like your profile pic. is there a reason its a ن?
Initially clicked on this because it looked like something out of a Pajama Sam game. Was not disappointed.
Aw wow I remember those games. Used to play the shit out of them when I was little
@@nobeyone Me too man. Pajama Sam, Putt Putt, and Freddi Fish were a big part of my childhood. Good times.
@@nobeyone Loved those as a kid, too. For what it's worth, they're all on Steam for like $4 each or something, I have a Nostalgia folder just for them
Remember Fatty bear making a birthday cake??
Omg fr the style reminded me of putt-putt and Freddi fish so I clicked
The kiss scare me
"I really didn't want to wake you up on this midnight dreary." That is insanely funny. I will be incorporating this into my own life.
The nerve of that prick. He almost redeemed himself with the kiss though
Forgot I was even watching RUclips, all the sudden, my phone screen turned black and starts saying "WAKE UP". Had me tweaking for a second.
Nah that wasn’t the video I actually said that outside of your window
@@nobeyone 😶
@@NamMyohoRengeKyo-d9u Hi steve
The audacity of Mr. Boardboy is hilarious
man now I want a whole ass cartoon series about a man and this creature from his floor boards
Bro me too and the guy who voice acts the floor board bro is hilarious no need for a replacement
@@johnrockyryan REAL
I had put a long, quiet video in the background, I fell asleep and was woken up by this video in the middle of the night. Thank you for the memorable experience!
😂
I respect the process. That’s why I always stock my second fridge with fresh dairy
Very smart
ah algorithm, you did it again.
This shit played after sleeping to an ASMR video, I forgot I added it to my watch later list lmaoo
WAKE UP
welp once again I have never had a unique experience once 😂
I also added this to my watch later and ended up playing this around 3 AM
if the milk is missing then i send them on that fetch quest.
You'll have to pass a speech check
the kiss at the end is literally the chef's kiss to this all
This has been showing up in recommended for months now and i had no idea why. now i feel like its kinda on meta level
0:07 “you got fire guard”
Goddamnit
uuuuuuuuuuurggggh
I’m traumatized 😂
Hahaha fuck yes
HELL NO NOT FIRE GUARD 💀 I DID IT LAST NIGHT, I SWEAR
This dude looks like he's straight out of Rayman 1 game.
The hands be giving it
😂😂😂😂 this is hilarious
Rayman!!! Memories
love that the kissy face is a heart . good ol bed time smooch
I think it's wonderful whenever a person with a OneShot pfp leaves a comment. You guys are awesome!
@@Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist we are rare lol
Heh @@Fish-cj4ub
Oh man, that goodnight kiss really seal the deal
I love how thoroughly pissed the guy trying to sleep looks throughout the monologue
Expecting a bit crushed voice only for a crystal clear voice makes it even more weird
Floorboard gang sound off! FLOORBOARD GANG!
YEYEYEYE SOUTH HOUSTON CRAWLSPACE REPRESENT! WE UNDERFOOT BUT NOT UNDERPOWERED!!
@@gonzoGnostalgic TEXAS FLOORBOARD GANG RISE UP
YEA VERILY UTAH COLD STORAGE GANG RISE UP
FLOORBOARD GANG
FBG needs that M
that's Bob he's the most chill sleep paralysis monster tbh
Bro this is gonna be recommended like 5-10 years in the future
i appreciate how polite and courteous he is, i would keep milk in the house just for him
Moral of the story : Always be thoughtful and share with your, uh, floorboard guy, I guess.
This is one of those adult swim bumps
This has the exact feeling of a dream that by all means should be funny but for some reason feels absolutely terrifying.
That may be the thesis statement of my art
The candle is pretty creepy
He got so flabbergasted that the funny purple dude sent him into sleep paralysis
"I need milk, Do you have a second fridge?"
🤣🤣🤣
This feels like adventure time
This video makes me feel a sense of uncanny horror, nostalgia, and comfort that I have never felt before. Like some hazy memory of something that never occurred.
Agree
Lmao get a grip bro. It's not that deep.
@@Marshblocker Yeah maybe I'm high
After the kiss at the end it would all be water under the bridge for me.
This is like if Edgar Allen Poe got the Family Guy creators to make an analogue horror short.
Beautiful description 😂❤
Im setting this as my alarm
This is both comforting and disturbing
I love it
I'm like a , like floorboardgang, you know its that kind of thing....
i'm intrigued.
Man he's a real gentleman, being apologetic, asking politely, kissing you on the forehead, Man if i were him i would just go to store and buy 5 Milk cartons!
Let's all strive to be the floorboard guy in somebody's life
"I really didn't wanna wake upon this midnight dreary" fucking killed me XD I'm using that one
I love this, it has such a "trauma as a kid" vibe to it
This is like if the creators of Pizza tower and Jack Stauber collabed to make a smiling friends bit.
the type of person you see in a 80's game