Joe Rogan: "Why Would You Wanna Move To Canada?"
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- Опубликовано: 26 мар 2024
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Shane Gillis is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker and one half of the sketch comedy duo "Gilly and Keeves" with John McKeever. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Beautiful Dogs".
Mark Normand is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Soup to Nuts".
Ari Shaffir is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew".
Clip taken from JRE #2122 w/ Protect Our Parks 11
Host: Joe Rogan
Guests: Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, Ari Shaffir
Producer: Jamie Vernon
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“No Somalians… unless Trudeau is on Halloween”
Another great Normand joke missed
Holy shit he’s the funniest one in the room all his jokes fly over everyone’s heads 😂
@ninjamonkey1 He's also the shortest guy in the room, so he must be lobbing those things.
"Bridges are a real problem" has become quite a prescient statement.
An American eagle beer bong is one of the greatest things that I didn't know existed.
Compassion can be taken on as a religion, as Jordan Peterson says 'Narcissistic Compassion' is one of the greatest existential threats we face, and we up in Canada have mastered this and practice it daily as a religion. It all started with being ''Sorry'
it's so funny how they went from "gayer minnesoda" to "Canada does fuckin rock tho" LOL
Both can be true.
"I might be dumb and wrong" lol
Henceforth, I will be using the phrase, "they would never say that in an elevator". Well said.
Ari just makes sense - Pissing in bud light only helps the taste
Makes it less gay.
Most sense I've ever heard Ari say. He might have just slightly convinced me he isn't the 100% sociopathic POS I thought he was. 😂 I'm giving him an 80%.
“free healthcare? what am i, gay?” one of my favorite shane bits on dad with free healthcare. they’ve done a good job on Americans and our healthcare ideas.
It's a joke relax. When I was poor in America my health care was free. When I earned a career my health care was still free and provided. There are problems but it's no where near as bad as people think because if it actually was, your rich leaders wouldn't come to America when they have serious health problems which they do.
@@ivonnatrolue6747And 99% of the problems we do have are directly caused by 110 years of government intervention in the industry.
@@rfichokeofdestiny Source?
Canadian here, gayer Minnesota sums up Canada perfectly.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Scott Thompson from kids in the hall was 100% gay. I might get thrown in prison for life for saying that, and that's truly how gay Canada is.
Ari you low-key spitting facts in the beginning, very rare
The whole beginning to this clip was honest, relatable, and strong. There is not an issue - unless you want there to be
That's the road to ignorance and superstition. Personal experience does not eclipse hard science, double blind studies, and analytics. The moment you start thinking your life is the barometer for everyone else in the world is the same moment we stop learning anything useful.
@joshuafrank3803 Double blind antisemitism? It works both ways, dude. And Ari is correct. Also, the "Asian hate" thing during Covid was literally just blk ppl robbing asians.
@@joshuafrank3803 Trust the science right? Why believe your own lying eyes when we could listen to listen to ppl like you tell us to line up for another jab- to save society. You tell ppl they are smarter if they turn off their intuition and listen to you.
@@joshuafrank3803he mentioned statistics
Minority groups in America act like we’re in the pre civil war south😂 we still have problems but our society has become so lavish that we can manufacture outrage
Cheers bongs up
*joe hands Ari a bottle to piss in*
*also Joe, immediately leaning back to enjoy a nice hit from his gar”
Canada, just happy to be mentioned 👍
Rogannnn ❤️
so many burps lol
Ari is so spot on most people get on with people hence why we have 8 billion people
0:48 I love Ari so much! That was epic! I would run security for Ari all day everyday.
1:10 lmfaooo, no way this ain’t a bit by Ari 😂
"that nose is so punchable" hahahaa
What did Shane say aboot Canada to get editd out LOL
Nova Scotia is a hidden gem of a land. I would live in Halifax in a heartbeat
It's pretty nice here. I live in the Annapolis Valley, about 90 minutes from halifax
That isn't living in the winter months. It is trying to survive.
its a shithole
Does no one realize that Canada spans two oceans? The population isn't nearly as big as the US, but there is so much variety of cities here. The idea that everywhere you go is some frozen hell scape is hilarious
@@gummiewormproduction95% of the population live within a reasonable distance to the US border. It is mostly a frozen hellscape
Additionally the taxes and recent new laws that greatly prohibit rights of speech and the ability to defend yourself add to it.
Joe can’t get his piss joke off so he just keeps hitting his cigar🤣🤣
During Covid when there was all this hate towards Asian. I’ve actually never experienced any of it. Sometimes I wonder is they just make stuff like this bigger than it really is.
This one time I was in class and a temp teacher was making us fill out some bs sheet about ourselves and she says "tell me a bit about yourselves what you like, what you hate" so I quip up "Ha jews" well she looked at me like a monster and the class erupted with laughter and my pal goes "Shoes! Shoes! He said Shoes!!" Frekin suspension averted
Joe rogan rocks... best podcast hands down
He's so wrong. What a numpty 😂
His last name is pronounced polly-ev
No, it’s pronounced: pwa-li-evre
@@jacobm6274 That's the real French way to say it. Well, close. Should be _pwall-YEVr,_ with the _r_ low-key rolled as part of the 2nd syllable. The _i_ you show should pretty much disappear. Call it optional. You won't hear it when most French speakers say it. On the French news maybe.
Although his family spoke English at home growing up, his adoptive father is bilingual and made sure he learned French. He later polished it up to a higher level as a career thing. However, they lived in Calgary, which is completely English-speaking, so the Poilievre family has long gone with _pawl-ee-EV._
Ari's nose is like slightly bigger than joe's
lol... Canada does love all you guys (Canadian here). Canada's not perfect. No one's perfect. Canada has problems just like every other country in the world. Joe Rogan hope you visit Canada one day, would really love to see you live. Same with Shane, Ari etc. I know Shane will be in Alberta this year I think with Andrew Schulz. But I'm all the way over in the Toronto area so will miss him. I'm fairy certain you guys would immediately sell-out tickets when/if you visit Toronto. You have a lot of fans here.
Agreed, Fellow Friend From The Six✌😍🇨🇦
You think all these people have never been to Canada? They've been, and hate it. And I don't blame them, I'm also a Canadian
@@rugbyfan808Sorry, but that's actually not true in fact...For example Joe Rogan has spoken many times about what he loves about Canada; including the mountains, & Beautiful Wilderness in British Columbia where he has gone many times on Ski Trips with his Family. He has spoken VERY Enthusiastically about Shooting Magnificent Elk ( I don't agree with hunting but whatever) He likes to Hunt Elk in Alberta AND he has Numerous times spoken about performing in Comedy Clubs in Toronto, and what a great night life scene and what Nice People/Audiences We Have!....And that's juat a few examples!
I'm sorry that you "Hate your Country" That's a real Shame! Maybe you should move to another country???😂 BTW Are you EVEN Actually from Canada? Cause I Smell some B.S. based on your Statement. Also it sounds Suspiciously similar to Something an American Troglodyte Would Say?... Sorry Friend, I am Not buying that you are Canadian at All!......😁
Yeah you’re pretty-pretty fairy
@@rugbyfan808 Joe Rogan thinks that you can get tossed in jail in Canada for misgendering someone or that during COVID, we weren't allowed to leave our house. He detests Canada based on completely invented stories and it's honestly hilarious. Do these guys not realize that the overall quality of life of Canada is way higher than the US?
I want that f Eagle
This is 5 out of 7 nights for 4 years in college....
I’m with Ari
The world is a wonderful magical world
Yes bad shit happens but nothing in comparison to the good in the amount there of
America is great. We got Chipotle!
Yeah ! We’re fat
Why would you wanna move to Austin?
Ari 100% right.
Ari sucks
felching is a word I haven't heard in fucking years!
Sometime around the mid-eighties for me. The punk guys loved that word.
Controversy generates the most amount of clicks/ engagement which equal’s profit for corporations that is why hate is pushed in our faces by an algorithm that is indifferent to the affects, for profit.
That’s true, but there are invisible hands pushing certain types of ‘hatred’ and division, whilst heavily censoring and forbidding others, which makes it clear its by design
Poker...all the online sites are legal.
It's a Stalekracker eagle!
Way less crime and violence per capita than the US, affordable/free college tuition and free health care (although there is a wait for complex prodedures). In addition, a ton of natural resources.
What’s causing the crime and violence?
Oh, Canada is 70% White.
It isn't free, just taxpayer funded toxa greater degree than the USA.
Plus, are you under the impression that the USA is a country with a lack of natural resources?
@SpaceForce635 Kind if goes without saying. Where else is the money coming from? It comes from taxation. It's free or discounted if you are the kid that would normally take the burden on and they don't pay the taxes for it.
I've lived in both America and Europe. I would definitely say life is better in Europe ...well western Europe.
You're more than welcome to stay there. Really no need to ever come back to America. In fact could you convince about a million mexicans how good it is there and take them with you please?
hey bois - you can join the special sunglasses club - if you guess the secret password.
Well half of em are decent human beings
Controversy generates the most amount of clicks/ engagement which equal’s profit for corporations that is why hate is pushed in our faces by an algorithm that is indifferent to the affects.
Well said 👍🏻
That's why you shouldn't spend too long on the news. 5 minutes is enough for a summary, and 15 minutes is enough for a deep dive
@@civilengineer3349 I agree it’s good to be informed but we should be careful of bias news,read multiple sources and make sure to also balance it with some lighthearted news.
Peace ✌️
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What did they cut out that Gilly was trying to say at the end. They edited to the frozen road to cut what he said out now I’m wondering why.
What a shock another connected jew saying “what are you talking about?! Things are awesome in my gated community!”
That’s the dumbest and most anti semetic thing I’ve heard this week
Is there any other kind of jew?
Typical media bot response.
I’m glad bert was removed from this. Makes it a lot better.
I live in chicago its not that bad my god
Ari shaffir do you forgive Bobby Lee
He’s pretty sexy that guy..😂😂
Joe is an real human being for putting up with Ari's bullshit
what was the video they watched about america?
What's with the sunglasses
So you can’t see his soulless eyes
being pretentious and "cool"
I’m pretty sure it’s because they like doing shrooms on protect our parks and it’s probably way less stressful when wearing sunglasses being on camera for millions of people
Its TELEPHONE TOUGH GUYS
Off the phone,
MOST are cowards
I moved from canada it was the best thing ever
Thanks
@@leoruel4031 your welcome enjoy your rent and crackheads pride parades so cool
@@Tassonebeatslol. That's like every big American city.😂
Ethnic cleaning. And we just laughed and laughed.
Not spamming just trying to get the word out -I just found out a guy I went to school with Caleb Cory wells from cedartown ga has been missing since July 2021 along with Barbara McCray and I’d never heard of this until today ! Idk what’s going on around here but it’s like pulling teeth to get any spotlight on these cases. We’ve have trouble getting answers for alot around here . Google Eric keais, Barbara McCray, Caleb Corey wells, Adam griffin who was shot 6 times in the back and no arrest leaving his daughters and wife , and Lachancey Williams (found in a toolbox ) there was arrest in that. Kenneth Albert murdered at home and still no answers .
I like that guy. He's dead right
Jew
Its not 1000 times worse. Our government sucks
Ari needs to visit some college campuses.
Giving everyone else a form of reparations and not another is hatred period....but I digress
I am from Canada and its rough here.
Get health care but pay 1mill for a 2,000 sq ft house
Good point.
nova Scotia cape Breton nicest place the states don't compare come on you won't get shot nearly has much 😊
Life's great of your rich. I'm poor and I know my life. I drive rich people around I see theirs
Quit whining and do something to make it better then.
Our health care is shit
Rogan considers listening to Jordan Peterson squeak on about Canada to be sufficient education about Canada. So sad, Rogan is a well meaning dude, but totally playing into the stereotype of the ignorant American.
Western Canada is incredibly beautiful and weed is legal.
What are you 16 years old?
Yay, legal taxed weed!
Weed is legal in all of Canada
Shrooms are sold openly at shops in Toronto. Weed is so yesterday
@@RUclipssucks15 lol, I’m 65 and glad my homeland has legalized weed.When I lived there it wasn’t. No need to be ignorant or rude 🙄
@@civilengineer3349 Not for me, at 65 it’s all I need
The beginning lol that's not true unfortunately boy's. Shit is real, but not for a group of people pretty damn well off. No resentment, I need to make more $ lol.
Norman is the new Bert. Gillis the new Segura
Please don't ever compare Mark and Shane to Bert and Tom. Mark and Shane are genuinely hilarious, Tom and Bert are awful.
@@devanman7920I'd even take seguras wife over bert.
Ya know who wear sunglasses indoors?
Blind peeps 😉
Everybody is ok with each other? You all have become so disconnected, all that's left is the comedic element.
Online if full of sabotaging foreign trolls
Why would you wanna move to Texas?
Thank god Americans pay no attention to Canada. If that ever changes it'll be bad.
But if the topic comes up, the thing to know is that it was solid till numerous major negatives went out of control in the last 10 years. The older generations, so fn solid, are sorely missed. Trudeau will be _🎉obliterated🎉_ next year. Repairs will begin.
Is it really fair to attribute Canada's support for Trudeau solely to the stereotype of Canadians being overly polite? It appears that Trudeau's political position is bolstered by a coalition government, providing him with a degree of security regardless of the scandals, criminal activity and immense corruption. And when someone like Ari claims that life is great, who exactly is it great for? Can they truly speak for everyone? Moreover, recent events, such as the unexpected disruption at the primary port and supply chain hub in the USA, underscore the fragility of our societal systems. While it may have been deemed an accident upon closer examination, it might have been deliberate. Looking at the broader picture, it's evident that many facets of society are on a downward trajectory. From the alarming rise in national debt in the USA, projected to soar from 37 trillion to a staggering 50 trillion based Joe Biden's new budget. To the myriad social issues plaguing our communities - overdoses, soaring living costs, homelessness, and an increase in excess deaths - the signs of decline are unmistakable. Furthermore, concerns about government overreach and the erosion of private ownership persist, compounded by the perceived collusion between governmental bodies, the media, and corporate interests. In the face of these mounting challenges, it's clear that any assertion of improvement flies in the face of reality.
Canada's health care sucks
Yeah but everyone has equally shitty healthcare. In the states your healthcare is good if you are wealthy or have a good job (aka had the opportunity at university or a trade). If you go to a hospital with poor funding you’ll literally have to share the bed with the cock roaches.
Best case scenario … six of one, half dozen of the other. Worst case scenario … Canada’s healthcare is at least available to everyone regardless of socioeconomic status.
@@Jadedggs you’re absolutely right.
I’ll add, this post capitalist Canada that Rogan portrays is wrong. You probably wouldn’t notice the difference between your average Canadian town and your average American town aside from social programs.
@@mattmacknight3000”yeah but”
Every Canadian
@@Jadedggsspoken like a 21yr old American. Go to Canada wait months for care, get in line.
Or get a job get healthcare insurance provided by the company.
Or is Obamacare not working as it should?
@@RUclipssucks15 karma’s a bitch but I pray you don’t have to face your words some day.
2:25 Rogan and Shane are DESPERATELY trying to "white-wash" Bud Light :D:D
100%
Who keeps on burping
109 countries
It really sucks here
Too cold, Socialist leader, high prices, respect the people tho!
Ari pissing in the alcohol bottle 😂
FUN FACT: in Australia the slang word for alcohol is Piss and when you're drunk you are pissed 😁
In America pissed means angry but in Australia it means drunk 🇦🇺
Everyone is cool in a normal part of the country...go to any major city and go downtown....it's fucking crazy.... democrat run crazy shit holes
What an arrogant question lol. Why would anyone live in the crime ridden US? Always having to worry about survival? Meanwhile I'm chilling in Germany not having to worry about a thing. No Matter what happens I'll be able to pay for rent and not end up on the streets. 1 trillion yearly interest on debt incoming, poor souls
It’s really not as bad as it probably seems from outside of the us, I don’t know anyone who is genuinely worried about their safety unless they are going somewhere sketchy. Not saying there isn’t people and places that warrant worry, but I know the German students I met at my college love the us
Canada thinks of the U.S. the same way the U.S. thinks of Mexico.
And the US doesn't really think about Canada.
HELL NO, we don't. Everyone is moving to the US. stop trying to speak for canadians
@@southstar87 Canadians are moving to the U.S.? Why? I barely want to visit the U.S. at this point
@@MegarobotsquadronI grew up maybe 2 1/2 to 3 hours from the border. Been to Canada more than a few times. It's the US, only dirtier with waaaaay less going on. You pave roads as regularly as Michigan ffs. Climb down off the high horse. 😂
@@troymash8109 lol, what part of Canada are you going to?
Canada is a shithole right now but, literally, everywhere else is as well. Canada is not without it's problems, and believe me we have lots at the moment, but people that live in glass houses. For every problem with Canada you could list a problem with the US. Example, Canada has a dictator, socialist leader who is an elitists that is out of touch with every common person. Whos the leader in the US and how is he different? Canada has bizarre trans laws coming into place. The US has is passing laws that make it so women have to die from a birth defect from the fetus rather than letting them get an abortion.
"Canada has bizarre trans laws coming into place." You've literally done zero research. This is some Jordan Peterson level of misinformation.
There are lots of Jews on the Palestinian marches (London). Rogan does talk shite sometimes
They are only there to control both sides of the debate. The only way to have a honest discussion is to exclude them.
@@johnjay1147 No. They are there to protest genocide. Kudos to them
On today's episode of wearing sunglasses inside while high on cocaine...
He looks Palestinian
It's horrible here in Canada...
I love Ari, but sometimes his behaviour is absolutely deplorable
These comics are getting to rich and not experiencing real life
LOL at "Gays for Palestine".
Ripping on Canada when America is a dumpster fire the world hates hahahaha. Yes, USA is better than most places for quality of life and opportunity but let's be real, as a parent I'd rather send my kid to school here in Canada then any of the 50 states. I grew up in Raleigh, NC and I miss it every day.... but I wouldn't move back there unless I was just filthy rich and could afford a gated community. Canada's so much more chill by and large. Team America was literally a parody and y'all are like "America, fuck yeah!" hahahahaha.
Just homeschool. Sending your kid to a school just proves you got a lazy wife
@@civilengineer3349 good luck in life.
@@mattmacknight3000cuck response