She's so calm because she doesn't want to alert him and bring out his stand. Pretty typical automatic long-range Stand User behavior, if you really ask me.
Stand User: Hitori Gotoh Stand Name: Kessoku Band Kessoku Band is a unique stand. It has three humanoid figures; Ryo Yamada, Kita Ikuyo and Nijika Ijichi. All three of them are there to support Bocchi for when she is in a dire state of anxiousness. They say Bocchi doesn't have friends and that they're only her imagination, well that's because they're not stand users, and they cannot see Kessoku Band at all.
Jotaro getting his daughter to shut up while he’s sleeping by giving her money to let her go buy something is uncharacteristically good handling of a familial situation
My name is Hitori Gotoh. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
This feels like an alternate dimension where Dio keeps losing but somehow surviving so he just randomly pops in to fuck with Jotaro at the worst possible moments.
I don't know what I'm making anymore but I like it...
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I like it 👍
I like it to…
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honestly whatever you make is enjoyable keep making it
That's a beautiful philosophy for life. I'll live by it as best I can
Dio breaking into a room and announcing that he's going to tickle some pickles is oddly natural for him
Tickle some pickles 🤣
Tickle some pickles 💀
Tickle some pickles 🗿
Can someone tell me how to tickle some pickles?
@@Idontknowwhattonamethis-qn8fg step one: question your life choices
I love how Hitori just casually knocks on his door saying “Someone broke in…” as if she was defeated the moment he entered
I mean its true
Dio and Bocchi probably staring akwardly at each other.
Those were running footsteps
She's so calm because she doesn't want to alert him and bring out his stand. Pretty typical automatic long-range Stand User behavior, if you really ask me.
She must have felt his bulldozer-like presence
At this point Jotaro can be anyone's dad.
And DIO can be their mother
@@SammyJKfr
Except Jolyne. Because she's less reliable.
@@SammyJK Tf 😂
Lets make kakyoin the mother 🗿
1:11
You know what, that is a PERFECT response to a line and situation like that for once.
Please don’t molest the pink thing.
@Typical Asian Guy nah he's going to molest someone and his name is jotaro
@@typicalasianguy1805 that's right, dont try to molest star platinum.
the time it happened looks perfect too
Still not perfect. Trap him inside of a cube made of smaller cubes and fly towards it at high speeds, breaking everything apart
the fact that this is something jotaro might actually do
More likely hed break the door down and scream "SHUT UP NOISY BITCH IM TRYING TO SLEEP"
What? Have a kid that has crippling social anxiety?
@@calc01 "like that's ever gonna happen"
@@calc01 well yeah, but also that his solution to someone being sad is to give them money and hope they go away
@@calc01ain't that the same thing to him?
Stand User: Hitori Gotoh
Stand Name: Kessoku Band
Kessoku Band is a unique stand. It has three humanoid figures; Ryo Yamada, Kita Ikuyo and Nijika Ijichi. All three of them are there to support Bocchi for when she is in a dire state of anxiousness. They say Bocchi doesn't have friends and that they're only her imagination, well that's because they're not stand users, and they cannot see Kessoku Band at all.
@DontReadMyProfilePhoto_3Say my name
@@connor28punaladas92 heisenburg
@@estroaye you're goddamn right
Nah bro she just got red hot chilli pepper
It was all in le head
The end
He really got us in the end ngl 😂😂😂
Bro was scared shitless when Dio walked in
Kono Jo-
jotaro gonna be molested by dio
I can't stop laughing at the idea of Dio posing while text says "I'M GONNA MOLEST YOU, JOJO!"
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I can't think of words to describe how much I love this lmao
It feels entirely in character for DIO to break into someone's house and say "I'm about to molest someone in here."
nah, he'd follow it up with a long metaphor in a run on sentence.
AT LEAST it's not our precious Bocchi
@@NaisanSama"NOW HERE ME OUT..."
@@sarahmatheny1872 NOOOO
@@NaisanSama he didn’t explicitly state who, which makes it scarier. I’m pretty sure he was probably talking about the person in the attic though.
i love how jotaro gives her some money but he would never do it to jolyne
(Wow thanks for the likes)
Well... He really wants sleep 😅
Best dad in world
If he didnt live in a world where anyone could attack him anytime he could've had time with his daughter lmao
Cause Jolyne was being targeted by Pucci and Jotaro was like gone 97% of stone ocean
bro literally picked his daughter instead of stopping the end of the world
Jotaro getting his daughter to shut up while he’s sleeping by giving her money to let her go buy something is uncharacteristically good handling of a familial situation
The fact that he cares about Bocchi than Jolyne is gold
Don't forget about koichi kun
Without a doubt this ending is Legendary 1:05
When DIO enters and say:
"i'm about to molest someone in here..."
Literally spit my coffee out of my mouth lmfaoo XD 😂😂😂
Lmao it got me so good
Don't worry, he actually just said "that Jo[estar] can't escape", I'm sure that was just a mean translation. Right? Right?
@@Jojob541 Nah, DIO is horny.
When Bocci started screaming is what had me
I love the fact that you use your amazing animating skills for such quality jojokes
なんか、謎に編集力高いし会話も謎に噛み合ってるの笑ってしまうw
I like how Jotaro's theme starts playing for half a second and is then immediately cut off
I really want everyone in anime live in the same world
Lol the way Bochi glitches 💀😂
Funny how this Jotaro and Bocchi are in fact the same Age lmao
1:13 I like how she just gliches out of the frame.
We need a whole anime about how Jotaro acts like a dad
That thumbnail. Perfection. And we haven't even gotten to the video itself yet.
To RawazFHK may your lungs be pitch black and your videos be golden
Pitch black from all the smoking, ya know?
DIO, Shirogane's father, visits Jotaro, Bocchi's father. How interesting
Hitori: Someone broke in...
Dio smashing the door: KONO DIO DA
Bocchi doesn't need a STAND, she's the STAND with those kinds of reactions xD
Expectations: Jotaro left Jolyne to protect her
Reality: Jotaro pulled a Joseph and chose Bocchi over Jolyne
Her scream caught me off guard as I look at the subtitles
Bro the end part had me dead i wish there was a bit more near cut off 😂1:11
Kono jo
i gotta tell ya... it was perfect... PERFECT! everything down to the last minute details
Not expecting dio just broke in 💀
Jotaro being a good father at least once
We need more Bocchi and Dio interaction
This is absolutely *_legendary_*
The Dio End Got Me Crying😂 1:12
She : someone broke in
Me could that be
(Dio appears )
Holi shit that's him
Bocchi sheepishly telling her “dad” that someone broke into the house but still just standing there and not doing anything is so on brand.
I sure hope Jotaro beat DIO’s ass for saying something like that
That thumbnail was a certifed Slap Of God moment.
1:12 i almost chocked on my water...
0:46 😳
Pure gold.
That ending is so freaking funny lmao
I have no clue what I have just witnessed. I can only say that it made me chuckle.
I'm sorry, but the end got me rolling on the floor 🤣
I don't know why I'm here but I'm just gonna watch this
I like how Dio was about to even more sus.
This is great
LMFAO DIO’s stando would za molesto!!
Bocchi on the thumbnail: Jotaro im bored! Im-im! Im gonna KILL YOU!
I can’t tell if this is edited together or anything but i love it either way
My name is Hitori Gotoh. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
The fact why bocchi dad face wasn't shown in the series 😂
I thought bocchi's dad met her mother like mc meet their soulmate in h*ntai.
S-tier thumbnail
いや違和感なさすぎやろ
Boochi is everywhere in RUclips recommendations
This feels like an alternate dimension where Dio keeps losing but somehow surviving so he just randomly pops in to fuck with Jotaro at the worst possible moments.
Somehow this seems like the most plausible and least plausible scenario at once
i love your videos, truly.
Bocchi’s Mind-boggling Journey
Bocchi actually have a stand and it’s canon… (can be seen in episode 10-12 if I remember)
Hahahaha that was so unexpected. Loved it.
Fact: vampires can't enter house without permission. (Only if door closed)
The proof the Speedwagon Foundation can solve any problem
"Here take some money" literally their money
This video isn't titled Jojo the Rock because then it'd just be three dudes laughing forever.
jotaro best dad
Liked before even watching :D Knew this this will be amazing
Damn he finally uploads!
The thumbnail: jotaro i'm bored i'm gonna kill you
Omg quality of this video is so good
Darn thumbnail i actually wanted to see that but this is still great
Your content shifted a lot from the jojo memes
That man was scary……
wow this is very well done, i love it
the fact that her guitar color resemble's jotaro is cool
That's why I love Jo Jo ❤🤣
it's the fact that jotaro's theme kicks in when dio apperars that makes me laugh
love that Dio broke in the house to molest Jotaro and not Hitori
ONLY 23K VIEW REALLY UNDERATTED YOU SHOULD GET MORE GREAT WORK! ❤❤❤❤
Bocci: The Rock is Unbreakable
dio is a menace
The quality of your content forced me to comment
Thanks for the work ❤
That should not have been that smooth
Спасибо
DAMN IT DIO
The thumbnail: bocchi the slap of god
Jotaro : ah shit here we having sharp conversation again
someone broke in bit got a big laugh and didnt see it coming
This editing is divine
This Is canon on my headcanon now.
0:11 her be like: "This is my new song: Double Dark Past, Bocchi Acoustic Short Version. ExplOOOOOOOOOOOOOSion!"
Girl went from 1080p to 240p real fast
Dio who just register for this Molester license and his gonna use it a LOT
This thing is a masterpiece
"Ho, so you're opening the door for me? Instead of locking it, you're leaving it wide open?"
1:11 when you forgot to turn on the lights to your bedroom belike
Dio wouldn't be able to enter the house because he's a vampire and needs to be invited in