12:37 girl, those are American Bullfrogs and you CANNOT keep them together !!!! She is literally asserting dominance to end up eating him. They're cannibals........
@@emmacrumley8870 because it's a cool fact and having your own interests and hobbies instead of caring about whether strangers on the internet think you look cool is one of the best personality traits to have! 😊
I worked at a Target that had a cart lift & you wouldn't believe how many times a day people would walk next to their cart with their cameras out. You'd also be amazed at how many people confused the escalator for the lift
Absolutely I have to move my couch at least once a week to clean under it and I'm always amazed at all the stuff my kids put underneath it and how much they put underneath it within just a week it's insane
0:16 - dannnng, that's *EXACTLY* how my job operates. Noooo! If I laugh, I lose? The game is rigged. Impossible. The rules are not even fair, sane, or grammatically correct! I want a do over. Yeah, nawl, whatever. I'd just laugh over and over again.
38:05 yes. You order those plastic guard things for like 20 bucks and pop them in. It keeps rain from dripping into your car from the top of the door. I think they may even make a gutter/guard type one for over tailgate doors that have this problem. How has this woman never seen that tons of other people have these on their vehicles of all types? We've put them on our last 3 Jeeps.
The driving after someone shorter than you be like.. shit had me dying lol dude that's straight up me and my husband. I'm 4ft 11in and he's 6ft3in lolololol I said I was sorryyyyyyy... My bladder for leaving it like that. ... LMAOO
@@swtlisaagreed… my cat LOOOVES to push the door open and if I actually shut it, he’s digging underneath the door and meowing like he’s dying until I open it, and then, THEN he lays on the floor right where the door hinges are so it keeps the door open, so no privacy for me 😩
55:03 reminds of years ago when i was out at a club and i walked into toilet to see 2 women doing their makeup i was like sh*t how much have i drunk? then i hear OH NO!! we in the men's i was like thank f*ck wasn't me🤣😂🤣
12:37 girl, those are American Bullfrogs and you CANNOT keep them together !!!! She is literally asserting dominance to end up eating him. They're cannibals........
Why do you know that
@@emmacrumley8870 because it's a cool fact and having your own interests and hobbies instead of caring about whether strangers on the internet think you look cool is one of the best personality traits to have! 😊
@@emmacrumley8870 bro be fr.
@@sinch4044 weirdly aggressive answer speaks to massive insecurity on your part but go off
@@strawberry_boicake LOL not insecurity, just annoyance at dumb questions
that first video the poor waiter dude 🤣🤣😭
10:03 that's a South Indian accent.
He said : sample contains no more than 1 unmarketable tomato 🍅
There was nothing south Indian about it though. That's literally how every old Indian person speaking English sounds.
@@mlpnkodumbo6996 Of course you say old 😭
2:09 i died, like- omg
this is a show right here
Fr 😭
...
That's a wattpad story right there
I don’t even know how to feel about that 😂
Serious red flag 🚩
4:01 the happy face Frenchmen crap had me rolling😂
To the guy with the laser for the Canadian Geese…thank you. I must try this. Little remote control cars work really well also.
17:54 what the hell kinda bugs are those I actually gasped when I saw this oh my God I would flip out
EXACTLY! Ran to the comments!
I worked at a Target that had a cart lift & you wouldn't believe how many times a day people would walk next to their cart with their cameras out. You'd also be amazed at how many people confused the escalator for the lift
20:45 sounded like a creaky rocking chair 😂
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
27:47 funky frog bait knock off
LMAO NOOO I CAN’T UNSEE IT 💀
The one where he moves the couch and all that crap is under it, is every couch in every house that has kids! Omg! The things I find! And I look daily!
Absolutely I have to move my couch at least once a week to clean under it and I'm always amazed at all the stuff my kids put underneath it and how much they put underneath it within just a week it's insane
2:12 awoop? like,Huh 😭 why they have gfs if they gonna want each other or Smth 😭 😭
21:57 is literally just foul. That's a baby.. that's how you give them anxiety
0:16 - dannnng, that's *EXACTLY* how my job operates.
Noooo! If I laugh, I lose?
The game is rigged. Impossible. The rules are not even fair, sane, or grammatically correct! I want a do over.
Yeah, nawl, whatever. I'd just laugh over and over again.
23:29 correct--no matter how much rust "stuck" removal watchamacallit products you spend it will squeak---you need oil for lube-duuuude
5:32 its deadly mail 😩😩
59:10 when did Wonkas oompa loompa’s grow bigger??? 😂😂😂
16:35 the Coke bag😂😂 to be fair when I did Coke that’s where I used to hide mine too, except I made sure mine was in my bra
A spider in the fucking shower is my nightmare.
Then DON'T come to Australia...🚿+🕷️=🤯😲 ...😂🇦🇺
32:48 THAT TRANSITION WAS SMOOTH ASFFFF 😭😭
2:12 is WILD
Empathy keeps us safe.
Babies should never be put down to sleep on their stomachs!
38:05 yes. You order those plastic guard things for like 20 bucks and pop them in. It keeps rain from dripping into your car from the top of the door. I think they may even make a gutter/guard type one for over tailgate doors that have this problem. How has this woman never seen that tons of other people have these on their vehicles of all types? We've put them on our last 3 Jeeps.
Soke of these made me laughs so hard that the whole trailer shook,I'm domglad I didnt wake my parents
23:20 I just sold my Beautiful Red Dodge, and I miss that sound.😄❤️
one unmarketable tomato??
I don't believe that guy with the smily shit..I just don't believe him..there ain't no way 😂
"That's my leg..."
Nah.
That's _their_ leg now.
1:14 all the time man
2:43 well shit-
6:55 daym even da cat dont want it.
16:06 dog has class
5:33 legit only correct answer to that ish lol
26:29 the little girl trying to go down the farting slide 😂😂 too cute and funny!
Ayo? The one at 7:49 is less than a mile from my house.
2:08 hear me out, the boyfriends start dating and the girlfriends start dating 💀
32:30 as a younger sibling that was cathartic. I'd do that too if one of my bastard sisters cracked a raw egg on my face
50:23 "Yeah, testicles."
👂 9:59 "one unmarketable tomato" 🤨 what's so dippicult?
Thats wild😭 22:00
The driving after someone shorter than you be like.. shit had me dying lol dude that's straight up me and my husband. I'm 4ft 11in and he's 6ft3in lolololol I said I was sorryyyyyyy... My bladder for leaving it like that. ... LMAOO
Was not expecting to hear my name lol 28:50
Who TF poops with the bathroom door open!? Just, stinkin up the whole house!? What's wrong with you!?
Who? Anyone with young children or cats. Neither one likes to let you do ANYTHING behind a closed door.
@@swtlisaagreed… my cat LOOOVES to push the door open and if I actually shut it, he’s digging underneath the door and meowing like he’s dying until I open it, and then, THEN he lays on the floor right where the door hinges are so it keeps the door open, so no privacy for me 😩
31:55 out of nowhere
Not the cow dome 🤚🏼😭
13:12 how Dora The Explora got her start!
38:12 ... how many toes do you count? Cause i keep coming up short.
Ofc no credits for the tiktoks 😴😬
16:39 IS THAT CRACK???
A
Ready commented but 51:05,where???
America still can’t even.
56:50 lookin like the girl gremlin 😂😂😂
26:00 BBQ on my tattys
18:12 girl i couldnt hear shit what are you talking about
10:59 animal abuseeee
Put some crisco on the squeaky hinges
4:23 mikayla nogueira?
45:31 my brother with me but im older help :')
@23:00 that’s why dodge & ford blow!!!
go0oó00oose
What a poor generation, if these are memes for you.
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
38:36 4?
ADHD is a funny way of spelling LAZY
for who?
55:03 reminds of years ago when i was out at a club and i walked into toilet to see 2 women doing their makeup
i was like sh*t how much have i drunk?
then i hear OH NO!! we in the men's
i was like thank f*ck wasn't me🤣😂🤣
Are those chiggers at 17:53
27:30 holy moly i am no better than a man
She called her face herpes Blister,cold sore, but we know the truth .gross
Huh? It looks like a cold sore to me. What exactly do you think it is?