The RICHEST Sugar Mommy WINS The Lottery!... in Bitlife

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • I tried being a sugar baby but luck was on my side today. May or may not have won the lottery and ended up being the richest person in history worth $100 Million Dollars. But I spend money as fast as I make it.
    Watch my Music Video: • Among Us but I'm Singi...
    SUBSCRIBE HERE: / @gloom
    My INSTAGRAM: / gloomykassie
    My TWITTER: / gloomykassie
    My DISCORD SERVER (13 and up only): / discord
    MERCH: gloom.store
    WATCH MY OTHER BITLIVES: • GIRL GETS REJECTED 100...
    My TIK TOK is @gloomdog, here's a link: vm.tiktok.com/J...
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    I’m Gloom, also known as Kassie. I do variety gaming, challenges, cooking, sketch, trying things and commentary. You could say I’m an internet forager, if it inspires me I give it a go. stay a while and listen!
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    I do my best to upload at a few times a week (unless my life is a mess).

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @lizziieir8055
    @lizziieir8055 5 лет назад +4039

    ‘Ahhh my car broke, how am I gonna get to the funeral?’
    ‘Oh right I have 6 more cars’

  • @soupladle2000
    @soupladle2000 5 лет назад +4198

    Terry is the world's greatest prop assistant

  • @blearkob
    @blearkob 5 лет назад +1563

    "This is going to be a very wholesome, clean Bitlife."
    Half an hour later: "I'm just gonna, like, stack boyfriends on boyfriends."
    ur so pure and innocent Kassie
    still love u tho!!!!

    • @karlalovesannieleblanc5873
      @karlalovesannieleblanc5873 5 лет назад +5

      Sorry if i am wrong but i think it's cassie

    • @missmoody4150
      @missmoody4150 5 лет назад +14

      @@karlalovesannieleblanc5873 I'm pretty sure it's Kassie °^° if I was wrong this whole time I will die

    • @karlalovesannieleblanc5873
      @karlalovesannieleblanc5873 5 лет назад +5

      @@missmoody4150 i really don't know if I'm right but i think I'm not right

    • @alexmun7391
      @alexmun7391 5 лет назад +2

      Karla Loves Annie Leblanc it’s Kassie

    • @shannongood1380
      @shannongood1380 5 лет назад +4

      Its kassi cuz in her draw my life her real name is Kassima but she likes to go by kassi cuz its easier 😅

  • @onefunkyboi
    @onefunkyboi 4 года назад +2585

    “I ONLY have 27 million dollars left!”
    That is a sentence that doesn’t make sense in my mind.

  • @cookiekatchers6089
    @cookiekatchers6089 5 лет назад +5044

    She’s smart
    She’s pretty
    She’s happy
    She isn’t crazy
    She is ...
    Patata!

    • @em-rc6yc
      @em-rc6yc 5 лет назад +29

      Who is patata

    • @unho337
      @unho337 5 лет назад +21

      She is crazy.

    • @parisbui6566
      @parisbui6566 5 лет назад +38

      Stop deleting my Google accounts It’s The dog

    • @parisbui6566
      @parisbui6566 5 лет назад +25

      Ultra Shaggy NO ITS THE DOG!

    • @em-rc6yc
      @em-rc6yc 5 лет назад +9

      @@parisbui6566 shut up idiot

  • @kgb4583
    @kgb4583 5 лет назад +1541

    *96% Happy*
    "So, I'm not very happy."
    *Edit* : thanks for the likes ! 🌼🌸💞

  • @gpatterson1402
    @gpatterson1402 4 года назад +940

    People: "Money cant buy happiness"
    Gloom: " THIS IS THE BEST LIFE I'VE EVER HAD!!"

  • @ramyantripeaux1492
    @ramyantripeaux1492 4 года назад +193

    Gloom : “I’m not very happy”
    Happiness : 96%

    • @mega_slam
      @mega_slam 3 года назад +1

      When?

    • @Cutie.2
      @Cutie.2 19 дней назад

      22:19 ​@@mega_slam

  • @LunarGrandeMusic
    @LunarGrandeMusic 5 лет назад +2926

    "should i take him to the hospital? am i a nice gold digger?"
    *No get out*

  • @pinkpinapple1961
    @pinkpinapple1961 5 лет назад +890

    If she got this excited about wining the lottery in bitlife imagine how happy She would be if she won it in real life

    • @iimarleigh7257
      @iimarleigh7257 5 лет назад +8

      Pinkpinapple 19 What time you play the lottery and got 40 million lol And then I got sued for some reason I lost all of it

    • @tree8821
      @tree8821 4 года назад +13

      Who tf wouldn’t be happy after winning 75 MILLION?

    • @hibridnovozilo2605
      @hibridnovozilo2605 4 года назад +9

      @@iimarleigh7257 i got 100million and lost 99million bdcause of divorce

    • @evehuffman9753
      @evehuffman9753 4 года назад +4

      @@hibridnovozilo2605 Moral of the story, either dont get divorced or win the lottery after lol.

    • @fly4008
      @fly4008 4 года назад +4

      bc winning the lottery in bitlife is so legendary like 1,0%

  • @urmum1595
    @urmum1595 5 лет назад +374

    “I can’t go to Russia because of my horse...? HORSE??”
    IM CRING 😂😂😂

    • @victorias6134
      @victorias6134 5 лет назад +12

      I've never seen anyone cring.. Whats that like?

    • @monapargma4098
      @monapargma4098 5 лет назад +4

      How do you even get a horse?

    • @user-px2ff2iq4e
      @user-px2ff2iq4e 5 лет назад +4

      @@monapargma4098 You probably have to own an Equestrian Property of some kind.

    • @notsour1023
      @notsour1023 5 лет назад +3

      Im cringgg

    • @indianamk9491
      @indianamk9491 5 лет назад

      Crying**

  • @AXenox06
    @AXenox06 3 года назад +132

    Gloom: Let's get married Kenneth!
    Kenneth: "If I did that I think I'd have a heart attack."

    • @honkskaii
      @honkskaii 3 года назад +5

      @Bailey Smith lol.

    • @sea-core8912
      @sea-core8912 3 года назад +4

      if I ever did that,
      I think I’d have a heart att a-a-ak.

    • @youareworthitall
      @youareworthitall 2 месяца назад

      @@sea-core8912 I think I'd have a heart att a-a-a-a-aaaa-aaaa-aak

  • @daniabahaa8694
    @daniabahaa8694 5 лет назад +446

    America HAS bananas
    but *RUSSIA HAS THE AMAZING ULYANA DENISOVNA*

    • @shur.
      @shur. 5 лет назад

      Ur mean

  • @tayla6550
    @tayla6550 4 года назад +1378

    'My happiness is so low'
    Happiness: '98%'

  • @taco_belle4814
    @taco_belle4814 5 лет назад +614

    Her reaction to winning a fake lottery was priceless!

    • @Empanadashavemyheart
      @Empanadashavemyheart 4 года назад +5

      taco_belle how is it fake

    • @sarahrivera7534
      @sarahrivera7534 4 года назад +16

      Gamelygirl YT because it's on a game and not real life :) ;)

    • @lilahleblanc8559
      @lilahleblanc8559 4 года назад

      What Y'all talking about huh?

    • @agstruestory
      @agstruestory 4 года назад

      Girakin’s Galaxy It’s a game duh

    • @Goroyo
      @Goroyo 4 года назад

      @@Empanadashavemyheart bc it's a game duh

  • @libbypalkovacs1148
    @libbypalkovacs1148 3 года назад +433

    "I just really can't afford to, DIE right now."
    -Kassie 2019

  • @exenly
    @exenly 5 лет назад +410

    *”because you know... gold.. retriever”*
    HAHAHAH i jUST GOT THAT

    • @sushimushi2823
      @sushimushi2823 5 лет назад +9

      exenly i see you everywhere lol... sssniperwolf and stuff

    • @samaf2454
      @samaf2454 5 лет назад +2

      exenly YOU ARE *EVERYWHERE*

    • @cashmoney3834
      @cashmoney3834 5 лет назад

      lol gold-retriever-and she's a gold digger retrieving a golden dog

    • @dagmaarh
      @dagmaarh 5 лет назад +2

      Ur everywhere

    • @m4sukii
      @m4sukii 5 лет назад +1

      *I AM EVERYWHE- MAYBE NOT.*

  • @karenwang1918
    @karenwang1918 4 года назад +1488

    I love how Terry was wearing a suit when he gave kassie her JEWELERY

  • @crypticeve5067
    @crypticeve5067 5 лет назад +848

    “Oh no my car broke down...
    Oh no
    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO THE FUNERAL...
    Hmm,oh Yh I have 6 more cars😏😌”
    IM DEAAAADDDD😂😂😂

    • @vortexyan
      @vortexyan 5 лет назад +2

      Toooo funny! I lost my MIND when Gloom said that!

    • @R0Y4L_T
      @R0Y4L_T 5 лет назад +1

      What time?

    • @vortexyan
      @vortexyan 5 лет назад +1

      @@R0Y4L_T wdym?

    • @crypticeve5067
      @crypticeve5067 5 лет назад +1

      Gacha Grape Juice 27:20

    • @R0Y4L_T
      @R0Y4L_T 5 лет назад +1

      EvePlayzPUBG thank you 😊

  • @soozq81172
    @soozq81172 4 года назад +352

    Kassie: *4 years old* oh no I was gonna date him!
    The guy: *44 years old*

    • @gabrielladaly6486
      @gabrielladaly6486 3 года назад +4

      @Melody Charme yeah he would definitely be dead at age 62

    • @pennyroblox9341
      @pennyroblox9341 3 года назад +3

      66

    • @NiaIdiot
      @NiaIdiot 3 года назад +8

      I mean she did try to marry a 95 year old at her mid 20s so~
      *is there a difference?*

    • @hannahpuppylund3009
      @hannahpuppylund3009 3 года назад

      Truue

    • @ali_THENene
      @ali_THENene 2 года назад

      When I heard that I was like:KASSIE! YOUT CHARACTER IS 4 YEARS OLD! YOUR TOO YOUNG FOR THAT! you can marry someone rich when your older, okay?

  • @emilygarcia4728
    @emilygarcia4728 5 лет назад +3401

    I would not mind seeing a 3 hour video of you playing Bitlife

    • @frankie5602
      @frankie5602 5 лет назад +24

      Me either😄😉

    • @kaziourblue8410
      @kaziourblue8410 5 лет назад +26

      Average game is like hour long so you have three different lives that be interesting

    • @fenrirtheentelexeia
      @fenrirtheentelexeia 5 лет назад +24

      Kane Pennant it doesn’t take me an hour to play BitLife, but I guess my games are short. 😂

    • @soleilperez9446
      @soleilperez9446 5 лет назад +9

      She needs to do that

    • @grandpapapapapapa
      @grandpapapapapapa 5 лет назад +6

      Emily Garcia same

  • @rochellerache3604
    @rochellerache3604 5 лет назад +2453

    U rock everything u wear
    Then there’s me.

  • @WisePizzaTart
    @WisePizzaTart 4 года назад +1419

    Kassie: lives a amazing life inside bitlife
    Me: *ages up until i die*

  • @shorkiegremlin
    @shorkiegremlin 2 года назад +141

    i love how terry continuously helps dress kassie up to fit her character

  • @yenistar
    @yenistar 5 лет назад +946

    Antonio Wood *DIED?* NU I WAS GONNA DATE HIM!

    • @abbiiee0
      @abbiiee0 5 лет назад +6

      ~Kassi
      2019

    • @abbiiee0
      @abbiiee0 5 лет назад

      no* Btw. . .

    • @abbiiee0
      @abbiiee0 5 лет назад

      U_U

    • @sara_thegrape
      @sara_thegrape 5 лет назад +6

      Abigail Unicorn they meant to write nu

    • @mimi-mv6ol
      @mimi-mv6ol 5 лет назад +5

      He’s only like forty years older

  • @kennidi-leegeoghegan4635
    @kennidi-leegeoghegan4635 5 лет назад +1507

    I hope you never stop making bitlife vids! I luv em💕💕💕💕😂

    • @nnvu
      @nnvu 5 лет назад +7

      Kennidi The azzylander
      Same! She better not stop

    • @claireb1104
      @claireb1104 5 лет назад +3

      Me too

    • @myraallen2282
      @myraallen2282 5 лет назад +1

      Kennidi The azzylander same

    • @camilaramirez5919
      @camilaramirez5919 5 лет назад +2

      We all do 😂

    • @444sruthii
      @444sruthii 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly we all hope she'll always do these dumb awesome and funny videos because lets be real we all laugh at Kassies videos like were gonna have a heart attack lol😂😂

  • @laisamukhthar8283
    @laisamukhthar8283 5 лет назад +100

    "I'm not very happy-"
    *96% happiness*: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Lexi-kw8oi
    @Lexi-kw8oi 3 года назад +134

    Kassie: "I can be my OWN sugar daddy!"
    Me: Wait-

    • @aes0020
      @aes0020 3 года назад +4

      i would like this comment but sorry i cant. *its on 69 likes*

    • @akirakokore8684
      @akirakokore8684 3 года назад

      @@aes0020 not any more

    • @iramromaable
      @iramromaable 2 года назад +1

      @@aes0020 Not anymore

    • @AyrahR
      @AyrahR 2 года назад

      @@aes0020 not any more

  • @caoimhe6196
    @caoimhe6196 5 лет назад +290

    “20 THOUSAND DOLLARS?!”
    you just spend about 20 million a few seconds ago-

  • @kdjrnrjrjrjr4963
    @kdjrnrjrjrjr4963 5 лет назад +747

    Wait you can win the lottery on this game?!?!?! Jeez I thought it was impossible

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 5 лет назад +17

      @@tabatha8803 same

    • @kdjrnrjrjrjr4963
      @kdjrnrjrjrjr4963 5 лет назад +15

      @@tabatha8803 IKR!!!!

    • @SS-gi6hm
      @SS-gi6hm 5 лет назад +24

      I won it once.

    • @lillyanderson658
      @lillyanderson658 5 лет назад +7

      Ikr

    • @Zoyiekka
      @Zoyiekka 5 лет назад +10

      Pat Augusta lol me too until I became famous and rich and I kept buying lottery tickets and I actually won

  • @urmum1595
    @urmum1595 5 лет назад +332

    Me: Starts video
    *iVe bEeN dIAGNOSEd WItH WHoOpInG COuGh?!?!*

  • @zeldarosegolland7822
    @zeldarosegolland7822 3 года назад +57

    No money.
    No looks.
    No smart.
    Kassie: Let’ts ask him on a date!

  • @olliep.2460
    @olliep.2460 4 года назад +607

    Kassie: "my happiness is low"
    Also Kassie: just bought a car, like 5 $2,000,000 houses, and her happiness is at 96%

  • @XZombie_KatX
    @XZombie_KatX 4 года назад +636

    I just wanna take the time to appreciate how Kassie dresses up to fit how her character is doing

  • @LiaChi
    @LiaChi 5 лет назад +165

    live fast, die young. bad girls do it well.

  • @cloverscarrots937
    @cloverscarrots937 4 года назад +65

    I love how terry woar a suit for a clip he was hardly in and just so she could pick up the rings and put on a necklace #commitment

  • @textmessages6574
    @textmessages6574 4 года назад +273

    “ he didnt really like it,he almost had a heart attack” me:WHEEEEEEEEEZING AND LAUGHING AND DYING

  • @lsterine
    @lsterine 5 лет назад +231

    Gloom: _I'm just going to buy all these estates_
    Me: _BUY INFINITE PETS!!!_

    • @yojugg
      @yojugg 5 лет назад +4

      so sad 😢

    • @reginaphalange8390
      @reginaphalange8390 5 лет назад +4

      you can only have like 10 pets or something

    • @Cinnamongirl-ub6wr
      @Cinnamongirl-ub6wr 5 лет назад +4

      @Jess and Suzy the cat buy bigger house so they can fit or buy more houses

    • @thatonecandor
      @thatonecandor 5 лет назад +3

      @Jess and Suzy the cat Same. Cats are life, my friend!

    • @sup9231
      @sup9231 5 лет назад

      _lol_

  • @softmoisturizingwaxstrips1218
    @softmoisturizingwaxstrips1218 4 года назад +169

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Kassie every thirty seconds: bUy tHat wiTh cAsH

  • @littlewingus2637
    @littlewingus2637 4 года назад +172

    Kassie 2019: There are alot of bad things going on the world right now
    Me 2020:HMMM

  • @bettyschwarz5018
    @bettyschwarz5018 5 лет назад +360

    Kassie and her dad: **blows bubbles**
    Kassie: Dad, you have a bubbly personality. Heh.
    Dad: 😐

  • @heyoitzjessica8965
    @heyoitzjessica8965 5 лет назад +524

    In Bitlife I was diagnosed woth depression at the age of 3 lol

    • @cm8398
      @cm8398 5 лет назад +3

      I was at q

    • @cm8398
      @cm8398 5 лет назад +6

      1

    • @hammydammy123
      @hammydammy123 5 лет назад +22

      In bitlife once I died of cancer when I was 2

    • @randomuser3129
      @randomuser3129 5 лет назад +10

      I got,it when I was 1 because both my dad and my dog died

    • @iconicblondie7205
      @iconicblondie7205 5 лет назад +3

      i had with 17 almost 3 million dollars xD

  • @UltravioletDarkness
    @UltravioletDarkness 5 лет назад +558

    Kassie.. YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH 😂

  • @Firefire0222
    @Firefire0222 3 года назад +58

    "I'm not that happy." Happiness at 96

    • @mega_slam
      @mega_slam 3 года назад

      Timestamps?

    • @qiqi2818
      @qiqi2818 2 года назад +1

      Well im at 100 a lot

  • @ahandsomedog9238
    @ahandsomedog9238 5 лет назад +5548

    Who else thinks that Kassie is always so pretty?

  • @chunkypeanut3
    @chunkypeanut3 5 лет назад +262

    'So my boy has somewhere to live'
    YOU HAVE LIKE 10 HOUSES

  • @katerose2068
    @katerose2068 5 лет назад +188

    One time I was playing bitlife and I was having sugar daddies and I asked him to marry me as soon as we met.
    He said yes

  • @ludymorte1899
    @ludymorte1899 4 года назад +781

    When kassie said "Im twenty one years old"
    I checked my battery and it was 21%.
    Edit:wow i got 1 like...... And its even blue!
    Edit 2:Woah....298 likes....This is the most likes ive ever gotten.

  • @-preittyies-
    @-preittyies- 4 года назад +307

    "Let's have a baby!"
    *No!*
    *5 mins later*
    You're pregnant!
    "Ehh..... Nah."

  • @elacticvixia6386
    @elacticvixia6386 5 лет назад +518

    ‘It’s hard to spend money’
    Uhh give me 75 mil and see me in the morning

  • @derekstan4906
    @derekstan4906 4 года назад +80

    “I’m gonna have to boost my smarts a bit.”
    Has 94% smarts XD

    • @no-fl7lu
      @no-fl7lu 3 года назад +1

      @captaincow whenever i play i get a royal family-

    • @modricsgf
      @modricsgf 3 года назад +1

      @@no-fl7lu l u c k y .

    • @LeniPeni
      @LeniPeni 3 года назад

      @@no-fl7lu Wait-
      You can be in a royal family?

    • @Jade_West2010
      @Jade_West2010 3 года назад

      @@LeniPeni yep but you need money

    • @LeniPeni
      @LeniPeni 3 года назад

      @@Jade_West2010 like actual money or just game money?

  • @Derekm506
    @Derekm506 4 года назад +35

    Gloom: he’s crazy he’s PERFECT for me
    Me: 😂

  • @sophy8087
    @sophy8087 5 лет назад +569

    Kassie: "He tasted like grape soda! I love it!"
    me: * Looks at grape soda*
    me: *buys 50 BOTTLES of grape soda* " Now kassie shall love meh! "

  • @picolaton150
    @picolaton150 5 лет назад +128

    Ah, Yes my glucose birther

  • @kenziemelnik7639
    @kenziemelnik7639 4 года назад +189

    Kassie: buys horse
    Also kassie: were just gonna name him horse so I don’t forget who he is 😂😂😂

    • @miviyawn
      @miviyawn 4 года назад +1

      Its Kenzie lol 😂😂😂

    • @jaylee5876
      @jaylee5876 4 года назад +1

      seems like something I would do

    • @babycrystal5506
      @babycrystal5506 4 года назад +2

      mia melnic for a second I thought you were saying Kassies name is Kenzie. I feel dumb

  • @coco7762
    @coco7762 3 года назад +62

    “I completely forgot about my dog”
    I can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @venbo
    @venbo 5 лет назад +390

    The dogs name “Patata” literally means potato in Greek 😂

    • @KENOFYEE
      @KENOFYEE 5 лет назад +2

      I go to a Greek school

    • @kristyn9977
      @kristyn9977 5 лет назад +4

      I did not know that at all

    • @ziggy-xo8ni
      @ziggy-xo8ni 5 лет назад +9

      And In the phillippines, Patata is a type of potato chips.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @ziggy-xo8ni
      @ziggy-xo8ni 5 лет назад +2

      @Chloe Tirana Noice!😀

    • @audrasteia7
      @audrasteia7 5 лет назад +3

      Well, "Patatas" in the Philippines also means potato/es

  • @Bugsy-hd7we
    @Bugsy-hd7we 5 лет назад +129

    (Other youtubers BitLife videos)
    Me: Meh....
    (Gloom’s BitLife videos)
    Me: THIS IS THE BEST

  • @vanessaxjessica
    @vanessaxjessica 5 лет назад +103

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Gloom: 2 mIlLiOn? MeH
    bUyInG iT wItH cAsH!

  • @churro_.crumbs
    @churro_.crumbs 2 года назад +22

    0:55 *"teacher, can i sit right there, this b🤬🤫behind me is cutting my hair"*

    • @zaraiigacha
      @zaraiigacha 3 месяца назад

      NO JUST SIT YOUR A** DOWN😤😤😤

  • @emersonlane8699
    @emersonlane8699 4 года назад +631

    “Wins lottery in bit life”
    Acts like she really won it
    Wastes all of money on $2 million houses

  • @meatloaf_real
    @meatloaf_real 4 года назад +80

    Kassie: i am not going to get a job because who needs one!
    Me: Basically everyone in existence.

  • @annie-pr4ot
    @annie-pr4ot 5 лет назад +153

    her: "I just have so much money, i just can't spend it!"
    me: "I don't have much money, but i HAVE to spend it!"

    • @sillysenti
      @sillysenti 4 года назад +4

      *So true*

    • @thatgenuineperson
      @thatgenuineperson 4 года назад +8

      I tried saving once... it didn’t end well.
      Stuffed animals in the corner: hehehehehe

    • @sillysenti
      @sillysenti 4 года назад +7

      I earn little money and where does it go? *roux*

    • @dripit3129
      @dripit3129 4 года назад +1

      That used to happen to me 😂😂

    • @theoneandonlypineapple1403
      @theoneandonlypineapple1403 4 года назад +1

      Same lol

  • @josephinedeleon1652
    @josephinedeleon1652 3 года назад +21

    Can we all just acknowledge how instead of Snow White and the seven dwarfs, Bit life changed it to frosty pearl and the eight midgets! 😂

  • @sangwackassredblue5695
    @sangwackassredblue5695 5 лет назад +388

    Yesterday I was playing Bitlife and I was born without a dad my mom died when I was 9 and I inherited $500,000.
    #PerfectLife

    • @cherrysodapop5615
      @cherrysodapop5615 5 лет назад +19

      @Rina's World r/woooosh

    • @samaf2454
      @samaf2454 5 лет назад +20

      TheColorWheel Red&Blue My mom died and I inherited 2,000,000$

    • @deadchannel3173
      @deadchannel3173 5 лет назад +2

      How!? Like that's so unreasonable.

    • @SinFul1259
      @SinFul1259 5 лет назад +3

      @Rina's World in bitlife...

    • @inactive6155
      @inactive6155 5 лет назад +4

      TheColorWheel Red&Blue my mum died and I got $10,000,000

  • @rileyasdf682
    @rileyasdf682 5 лет назад +155

    “IVE ALMOST SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY!”
    has $2,000,000 left...

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah she has spent 71million

    • @juice8._777
      @juice8._777 5 лет назад +6

      2 million dollars is nothing, she had 75

    • @Julia-fk4en
      @Julia-fk4en 5 лет назад

      Chris Logstrup ye

    • @Spider-Boy0
      @Spider-Boy0 4 года назад

      Randomverse with Julster 73

  • @totalsofty9383
    @totalsofty9383 4 года назад +98

    "He didnt really enjoy that, he almost had a heart attack."
    Me: *-spits out coffee and wheezes-*

  • @maggiethrift7165
    @maggiethrift7165 3 года назад +14

    Kassie: boyfriend let's have a baby
    Also Kassie: oh I'm pregnant, I don't really want to deal with that

  • @jade-rs5sy
    @jade-rs5sy 5 лет назад +166

    So much bitlife! I love it! Keep it up, Kassie!!

  • @dumb_blonde_sheesh8612
    @dumb_blonde_sheesh8612 4 года назад +60

    Kassie has different personalities
    There’s kartha gewart
    There’s kassie
    There’s gloom
    There’s gold digger Ulyana Denisovna
    And I love all of them 🤣🤣
    Love you kassie!!

  • @ArianaC
    @ArianaC 5 лет назад +50

    Kassie- "I'm not very happy."-96% Happiness.
    Me- 4% Happiness- "I'M SO HAPPY!!!"🤣🤣😭🥰😘♥️

  • @somebodyidk3336
    @somebodyidk3336 4 года назад +84

    Think of all the young kids who call their father “Daddy”

  • @audreypetersen489
    @audreypetersen489 5 лет назад +21

    1950-we shall have fly cars in the future!
    2019- *Must get sugar daddy*

  • @Sarah-nx9dw
    @Sarah-nx9dw 5 лет назад +66

    "My car broke,OH NO!!How am i gonna get to the funeral?Oh yeah i got 6 more cars" 27:23 😂😂😂😂

  • @laylamohamed6925
    @laylamohamed6925 5 лет назад +139

    Love how a 21 year old is dating a 95 year old

    • @Tummytello
      @Tummytello Год назад +2

      I love how weird the word love looked in your comment

  • @not.sofiii5061
    @not.sofiii5061 4 года назад +15

    Her: There are a lot of bad things in the world right now... IN 2019!
    2020: Honey, you dont know the half of it...

  • @aisofhearts6823
    @aisofhearts6823 5 лет назад +102

    Kassies fav word: BUY
    My fav word: SAVE

    • @Bruh-s2h
      @Bruh-s2h 4 года назад +2

      @ilovepotato 122 I'm pretty sure it's Kassie

    • @si_vu
      @si_vu 4 года назад

      @Emily Avocado Kassie* or Kassima but..

    • @o1playze164
      @o1playze164 4 года назад

      Aislinn Larsen xD

    • @agilliam1980
      @agilliam1980 4 года назад

      😂

  • @michelleguthrie4750
    @michelleguthrie4750 5 лет назад +37

    *Kassie*
    My dad got a promotion? Oh, that reminds me! I have to love my dad!!
    😂🤣

  • @eclipse8296
    @eclipse8296 4 года назад +89

    Kassie’s Stats:
    Happiness:100%
    Smarts:100%
    Health:100%
    Looks:100%

    • @nyxhoque6811
      @nyxhoque6811 3 года назад +4

      No.
      Happinesses: 100000000%
      Smarts: 10000000000%
      Health: 10000000000%
      Looks: 10000000000000%

    • @kirstenkao2279
      @kirstenkao2279 3 года назад +4

      Duh we not blind idiot

    • @c_elestion
      @c_elestion 3 года назад +3

      it’s kinda easy to get full stats

    • @Jade_West2010
      @Jade_West2010 3 года назад +2

      @@kirstenkao2279 Your punctuation skills are though.

    • @phrog2909
      @phrog2909 3 года назад +1

      @@Jade_West2010 oop-

  • @krazykat0450
    @krazykat0450 2 года назад +22

    Kassie is one of the most appreciative and supportive human beings i’ve ever known.
    We love you Kassie ❤️

  • @jessicascura2696
    @jessicascura2696 5 лет назад +211

    29:33 AzzyLand is making fun of you! Your best friend! Uhhhhhhhhh!😰

    • @dannita12E
      @dannita12E 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @martinthatfirl
      @martinthatfirl 5 лет назад +3

      Jessica Scura i literally just started watching this....
      why did she have a hat

    • @imwolfie5447
      @imwolfie5447 5 лет назад

      @@martinthatfirl cause she had go to a vacation with her fiance

    • @sprinklesomestardust2836
      @sprinklesomestardust2836 5 лет назад +1

      Azzy just wanted Kassie to get out of debt...

  • @hannahmontana4401
    @hannahmontana4401 4 года назад +20

    Happieness:96%
    Gloom: I am not very happy

  • @Louwu.x
    @Louwu.x 5 лет назад +174

    You should do a challenge in bitlife where you are addicted to gambling and buying lottery tickets to see how that goes😏

    • @bdweighman6937
      @bdweighman6937 5 лет назад +7

      I bought 210 tickets
      I still lost

    • @user-ml6xq4xo6g
      @user-ml6xq4xo6g 5 лет назад

      Tia Weighman o

    • @lucifer-bb7qu
      @lucifer-bb7qu 5 лет назад

      Galactic Glimmer I’ve done that

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 5 лет назад +1

      I lost every time when I did that
      I ignored my wife and kids (in Bitlife) for years to buy lottery tickets and gamble money away

  • @blythebarksdale9445
    @blythebarksdale9445 3 года назад +13

    Kassie:"He didn't really like it he almost had a heart attack"
    Me:THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

  • @livieandleahsworld7633
    @livieandleahsworld7633 4 года назад +26

    Gloom: “i’m starting to think my dad is a fan of Justin Bieber.”
    me: hears my dad taking a shower and is singing “sorry” biggest bop of the year 2018 or 2016 i honestly don’t know😂

  • @kyleerm10
    @kyleerm10 4 года назад +288

    Game: my best friend azzy!
    Me: Thats right azzyland!

    • @aquasiox4033
      @aquasiox4033 3 года назад +2

      Yeah she named the character Azzy for that reason

    • @graceslikespizza4883
      @graceslikespizza4883 3 года назад +6

      Hey your user name Kylee is the same name as my name my name is Kylee

    • @c_elestion
      @c_elestion 3 года назад +1

      @@aquasiox4033 it’s easter eggs

    • @roofs817
      @roofs817 3 года назад +2

      Graces Likes Cupcakes I’ve never heard of people having the same name, wacky

    • @akirakokore8684
      @akirakokore8684 3 года назад

      @@roofs817 my aunt and my friend IRL have the same name and I'm not lying

  • @joanna946
    @joanna946 5 лет назад +21

    15:47 I don't know why I like to watch that moment so much😂

  • @Motherjune
    @Motherjune 3 года назад +14

    Bitlife: takes one sec for a new year
    Real life: takes 730 hours for a new year
    10 min later gets rich and buys a lot of stuff*
    Gloom: *doesn't care* *keeps buying stuff*

  • @musicians4sale146
    @musicians4sale146 5 лет назад +28

    Gloom:I'm going to show this man the world
    Me:*sings* I can show you the world

  • @masarudaimon7382
    @masarudaimon7382 5 лет назад +94

    Your best friend azzy-
    Me: AZZYLAND?!

    • @maricelecoy581
      @maricelecoy581 4 года назад +3

      Aneeka Sandhu she doesnt need to. azzy always shows up as a custom character, so she dowsnt need to keep mentioning it all the time.

    • @adellecastaneda6055
      @adellecastaneda6055 4 года назад

      it is fine guys like if you have a friend named Jessica you probably call her Jessie .

    • @d.n.2076
      @d.n.2076 4 года назад

      XxSunsetGurlYTxX :3 I know right?!?

  • @ami.246
    @ami.246 5 лет назад +58

    Oh no I was going to date him😭-Gloom 2019 0:43

  • @RandomPerson-rn9oh
    @RandomPerson-rn9oh 3 года назад +8

    Some people: driving in a 3mil$ car
    Me: eating 1$ crackers

  • @halliecoleman826
    @halliecoleman826 5 лет назад +32

    Your bit life videos are the highlight of my day😂 never stop making them!

  • @cannedshrips9194
    @cannedshrips9194 5 лет назад +39

    40 year old man:
    “ Great Thumnail! “
    😂

  • @iphonegamesandrandommemes1260
    @iphonegamesandrandommemes1260 5 лет назад +142

    This is how much money you’ll make
    |
    V

  • @cgarcia3614
    @cgarcia3614 2 года назад +17

    I cannot tell you how often I rewatch this video. I just love how she acts everything out.

  • @Ace-oc6wx
    @Ace-oc6wx 5 лет назад +42

    Her dad: * gives her $1,000 *
    My dad: * takes $300 from me *
    Me: hmmmmmmm is that what a dad is supposed to do???

  • @st1cki_
    @st1cki_ 4 года назад +71

    Legend says Kassie is still wearing the hat till this day

  • @danielenaujokas1458
    @danielenaujokas1458 4 года назад +28

    Bloom: I'm not very happy... sooooo...
    Stats: 96% HAPPINESS THATS FREAKING 4% DOWN!!!!!
    Me: *inhales sharply*

    • @lisey_6
      @lisey_6 4 года назад +2

      It’s Gloom:)

    • @jessisthebest1791
      @jessisthebest1791 4 года назад +3

      It was probs a typo
      Geez

    • @honeynoir6763
      @honeynoir6763 4 года назад +1

      Can you edit it to gloom?

    • @siamsohan878
      @siamsohan878 4 года назад +2

      Yea edit it to gloom or kassie

    • @M3W0
      @M3W0 3 года назад +1

      they dont need to edit it, it's obviously a mistake

  • @comedysketch69
    @comedysketch69 3 года назад +9

    15:54 congratulations kassie 🎊🎉👏