You can't convince me that the people who openly admit to being a "dnfer" don't have humiliation kinks. Especially when the person they're confessing to is James Marriott
I said it once I’ll say it again, I miss the days when DNF meant Did Not Finish. Now I watch a race and go, “Ah, that person wants to see two Minecraft RUclipsrs do the nasty dance.” I don’t watch many races but the abbreviation exists. Whenever I see it I want to tear my eyes out.
I was at work and the radio was on and someone said DNF as in "did not finish" and it took me a solid 30 seconds to remember that DNF has a different connotation. I don't even watch dream or George. It's just too ingrained in my brain
@@thealmightybucket5930 along the same lines, one of my family members is a librarian, I remember looking over at their computer and seeing a speadsheet with a bunch of book titles and DNFs and going 😨
@@ellasamuelsson on the one hand, I hope this is satire, but on the other... you're goddamn right about the passion, to the point where it can be eh, uncomfortable. But everyone has the right to do and like their own thing.
@solidsolid well good for him I guess. But even before he encouraged it there were fanfics- so it's not like it changed much. I guess what I'm trying to say is people don't respect content creators boundaries online Edit: and I guess that what makes uncomfortable for me, idk about anyone else
JAMES I ONLY ATE MAYONNAISE SANDWICHES BECAUSE IT WAS ALL WE HAD IN THE HOUSE 😭 IM SO SORRY AND IM NOT PROUD THAT I ATE THEM I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY
"is there a lot of dnf fanfiction" well. wELL. it may or may not be one of the ships with the highest number of fanworks written about it in the recent years-
James looking straight at the camera calling me gay wasnt something i expected to experience today, but thanks? P.S. james, why do you give me gender envy now its like 10pm
James I’m going to comment this on every one of your videos if I have to, we have the same birthday and this year I turned 16 and spent it in a hospital. These few months have been really tough but you have made me so happy and you inspire me in so many ways. You also have such great hair.
“That’s not a BooHoo moment.” James what if this was the last living proof of humanity, and alien historians spend hours decoding the video just to hear that. I think it’s great.
7:32 I will bet money that Wilbur said that Thats not even a joke He has a large amount of anxienty in that mix of a mental illness I make myself sick thinking about others thinking about me ITS FUCKING FACTS
09:49 Fun fact about this: when I first saw you on I think a clip, I had thought you looked familiar, turns out i thought you looked like Al (think that’s his name) from toy story 2
"i like smelling my cat's fur" doesn't many people like that? i find it comforting and relaxing and helps me get grounded when i have derealization, plus i'm a cat therian so it kinda helps species dysphoria, and i think cat's fur smell nice, same with dog's fur lol
James i think at 1:07 u shld change the amount of subscribers u have from 157k to 170k. As for now u have 170k subscribers. Hope u have more in the future. Love ur videos 😊
As the person who introduced the Thomas fandom to your smash or pass I was shocked to see it mentioned lol. Genuinely a big chunk of the fandom found it so funny to see your reactions. Keep up the good vids James.
5:05 i shat behind my brothers bed at our old house. somehow he didnt smell it, and it was left to marinate on you carpet. when we moved a soggy, mouldy clump of faeces was found growing into the carpet. they thought it was the dog. many attempts where made to clean the carpet, but in the end it was thrown out and replaced with wooden floors. they dont know it was me to this day. this was 13 years ago, by the way.
5:15 ...James, you're a lucky guy. There are currently 21,486 (tagged) DNF fanfictions on AO3 alone. To put that into perspective, that's about ⅕ the number of all the Minecraft fanfics on AO3. Actually f%cking insane considering Minecraft is the best selling video game ever, and how many incredibly famous minecraft servers/youtubers are out there. Plus I bet at least a couple hundred fics have been deleted since dream started going off the rails
"Is there a lot of DNF fanfiction out there?" Looking at Ao3-s yearly Data where it was the most popular ship with the most new fanfiction in 2021, yes. There are a lot of them. At least 10K
My only confession is that I tried to kill my brother when we were younger by getting him to pull the new tv and tv stand on himself. I promised him he would get into Disney Jake and the Neverland pirates. Needless to say he did it. He’s not 13 and it didn’t work. We got banned from the Disney channel.
james: constantly complains about people only knowing him because of his more popular online friends also james: clickbaits his more popular online friends in 90% of his thumbnails
“I’m a very unhinged person” “you’re watching me. You’re gay.” Yes James, yes
Me too
facts 🤝
He’s not wrong
AINT NO WAGLY HE SAW MINE THE FIRST ONE ig twitter addictions do pay off at times
Welp guess I’m out of confessions.
James showing his dumpy and the chat going too fast to read is a whole mood
Yes
Timestamp?
Timestamp?
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@@alt6877 4:17
one of these days james will do something like a "unhinged united states presidents" and im not gonna be surprised
they’re all unhinged in their own way wdym
What does this mean?
@@beck2843 lol true he'll just list every single one
Yessss
That would be a great video!
the person you said “boo hoo” to for the dono was me and it made me laugh so much. lotta love james :))
same and hope ur okayy
Time stamp??
@@mdb5848 7:58
You can't convince me that the people who openly admit to being a "dnfer" don't have humiliation kinks. Especially when the person they're confessing to is James Marriott
I'm dying help 💀
......didnt have to call us out like that bro
@@TAquailita nahh wtf 💀
The progression from old Marriott to now is very much startling, but it's welcome
He got infected with the cursed disease
From Tory to Unhinged
I said it once I’ll say it again, I miss the days when DNF meant Did Not Finish. Now I watch a race and go, “Ah, that person wants to see two Minecraft RUclipsrs do the nasty dance.”
I don’t watch many races but the abbreviation exists. Whenever I see it I want to tear my eyes out.
I remember watching skeppy challenge RUclipsrs to a race thing and dream didn't finish. It was cursed.
I was at work and the radio was on and someone said DNF as in "did not finish" and it took me a solid 30 seconds to remember that DNF has a different connotation. I don't even watch dream or George. It's just too ingrained in my brain
saaame, as a formula 1 enjoyer, this always fucks with my head for a minute and i hate it lmao
oh my god i used to say i dnf'ed books all the time, but now i can't say that without thinking about the ship 💀
@@thealmightybucket5930 along the same lines, one of my family members is a librarian, I remember looking over at their computer and seeing a speadsheet with a bunch of book titles and DNFs and going 😨
I have never seen a streamer with more chaotic streams than James
i think kwite could compare
the day that james runs out of ways to somehow incorporate his viewers into his streams is the day the world ends
Being the only not lgbt james marriott viewer i feel like both the coolest st8 person and an impostor
HELP I thought I was the only one!!
sussy
Wait... there's 3 of us... someone here is a imposter imposter
There are multiple of us 😳
its ok, you can admit it. You arent straight. you never have been. Its a rule sorry.
I'm sorry to inform you of this James but only on ao3 there's 21k dnf fics officially tagged and thousands more that have variations of the tag.
Is this really what the world has come to?
@@lexi_hana yes, yes it has. And gosh is it beautiful. The passion and effort is just 🤌🏻
@@ellasamuelsson on the one hand, I hope this is satire, but on the other... you're goddamn right about the passion, to the point where it can be eh, uncomfortable. But everyone has the right to do and like their own thing.
@solidsolid well good for him I guess. But even before he encouraged it there were fanfics- so it's not like it changed much. I guess what I'm trying to say is people don't respect content creators boundaries online
Edit: and I guess that what makes uncomfortable for me, idk about anyone else
To be fair the dnf shippers are awesome writers. Heatwaves was a literary masterpiece and I've read the whole thing even if i don't watch/ship them
7:44 shoutout to the person who said 'classic Wilbur' because lets be honest we were all thinking it
JAMES I ONLY ATE MAYONNAISE SANDWICHES BECAUSE IT WAS ALL WE HAD IN THE HOUSE 😭 IM SO SORRY AND IM NOT PROUD THAT I ATE THEM I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY
you do look like you ate mayo sandwiges as a kid tbf
Are you white?
@@sh1tgotreal350 yes 😭
Dont worry im a fellow mayonaise cracker too..
@@sh1tgotreal350 no, they're green, you can see that pretty clearly
Never been to such a chaotic stream. Will be back really enjoyed
4:11 that ain’t no cake, that’s an entire bakery
10:58 fucking broke me. I’ve been trying to laugh quietly since my household is asleep and the fucking reaction made me laugh/wheeze WAY too loud
omg it broke me too!
i love how james has just embraced the fact that all his viewers are gay. he is right tho...
cant believe he outed me i shouldnt have put the confession😓🤞 /j
Yup, he's not wrong XD
"is there a lot of dnf fanfiction"
well. wELL. it may or may not be one of the ships with the highest number of fanworks written about it in the recent years-
W- well how would we know that? Surely we don't read them or anything! It's just the stats-
Why did ⟟ see someone type “honk for that Jamesbussy” in the chat😭
James looking straight at the camera calling me gay wasnt something i expected to experience today, but thanks?
P.S. james, why do you give me gender envy now its like 10pm
James as gender evny is a new one
@@mintywhatever not for me
7:15 i had a dream where james died and when i woke up i had to check wikitubia to be 100% sure he wasn’t actually dead 💀💀
James I’m going to comment this on every one of your videos if I have to, we have the same birthday and this year I turned 16 and spent it in a hospital. These few months have been really tough but you have made me so happy and you inspire me in so many ways. You also have such great hair.
Slay! Proud of you!
James: steal your family's money we're all struggling!!
Also James: why would you fart on your sister's pillow you need to tell her 😭
james would b the type of person to do a smash or pass on presidents of the world 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I mean why not, sounds like a good video.
Do you think he would smash or pass on Putin?
@@cynister7384 the 2021 putin yes, he was ripped and didnt start a war
@@gluestick.615 Nah dude Putin has been insane for way longer than a year
@@cynister7384 damn, such a waste of muscles and abs fr
still smash tho /j /J
i would like but there is 69 likes
"I'm a DNFer"
same I'm terrible at racing games
...why did I actually laugh at this 💀
At this point I'm too scared to message in his chat, I could merely say the word "cat" and aggressively get yelled at 😂😂
5:24 did... did he say...
*did the guy say oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang*
The first question shows how much he knows his audience 😭
just stopped cry laughing from the donation he said boohoo to- my god that was fucking brutal lmfao
HELP HIS REALIZATION
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LAUGHING 😂
“That’s not a BooHoo moment.” James what if this was the last living proof of humanity, and alien historians spend hours decoding the video just to hear that. I think it’s great.
4:35 "my friend annabelle smells very bad and nobody likes it" gave me a mini heart attack bc my names Anabelle.
same 😭
This poor man innocently asking if there's a lot of DNF fanfiction. Buddy you have no idea . . .
I love the pure chaos of watching Jimbo Mazza😍
0:13
Are we not going to talk about how someone has Elvis Presley in his attic, and he’s ALIVE?
7:55 this has the same energy as alpharad's "for mom" clip
7:32
I will bet money that Wilbur said that
Thats not even a joke
He has a large amount of anxienty in that mix of a mental illness
I make myself sick thinking about others thinking about me
ITS FUCKING FACTS
Straight, queer icon, James Marriott.
"i know, i know. you're watching me! your gay"
me: "but im straight- 😨"
As always, James is slayinnn!
And also- I feel like all of these confessions should have gone in the draft, like wth-
the thumbnail without context is my absolute favorite thing
“you’re watching me, i know you’re gay”
23 seconds into this video and i already feel called out
09:49
Fun fact about this: when I first saw you on I think a clip, I had thought you looked familiar, turns out i thought you looked like Al (think that’s his name) from toy story 2
All of us are unhinged on some sort of level.
We have to be to watch James (and the giant peach cus goddamn he thicc)
Exactly
"You dont need to confess, i know, i know, if your watching this. Your gay okay!" i just love that!!!
“ You’re watching me. You’re gay.” He’a finally accepting it
i loved watching this one live :D
"i like smelling my cat's fur" doesn't many people like that? i find it comforting and relaxing and helps me get grounded when i have derealization, plus i'm a cat therian so it kinda helps species dysphoria, and i think cat's fur smell nice, same with dog's fur lol
5:40 that was me I was the sheep shagger
10:41 that one person who said "that's ur aunty my guy" first what is wrong with u and second lol
James i think at 1:07 u shld change the amount of subscribers u have from 157k to 170k. As for now u have 170k subscribers. Hope u have more in the future. Love ur videos 😊
As the person who introduced the Thomas fandom to your smash or pass I was shocked to see it mentioned lol.
Genuinely a big chunk of the fandom found it so funny to see your reactions.
Keep up the good vids James.
Big happy to see an upload. Have a great day
I'm kinda surprised James doesn't know just how popular dnf is.... Like there's well over 50k dnf fanfics on AO3 alone
Hi. I have dyed hair. I'm sitting outside. I go to my local coffee shop every Saturday and get orange juice.
Nice to meet you James.
5:05 i shat behind my brothers bed at our old house. somehow he didnt smell it, and it was left to marinate on you carpet. when we moved a soggy, mouldy clump of faeces was found growing into the carpet. they thought it was the dog. many attempts where made to clean the carpet, but in the end it was thrown out and replaced with wooden floors. they dont know it was me to this day. this was 13 years ago, by the way.
5:15 ...James, you're a lucky guy. There are currently 21,486 (tagged) DNF fanfictions on AO3 alone. To put that into perspective, that's about ⅕ the number of all the Minecraft fanfics on AO3. Actually f%cking insane considering Minecraft is the best selling video game ever, and how many incredibly famous minecraft servers/youtubers are out there. Plus I bet at least a couple hundred fics have been deleted since dream started going off the rails
2:43 to whoever sent that in, if you ever read this. same. honestly same
glad to know that there is someone else out there that smells their cat too... there too cute i cant help it man
10:13 my soul left my body for a moment because of the Microsoft USB sound
10:31 My jaw never open very widely in my entire dear life.
I feel slightly attacked about the dyed hair thing LMAO
"try reconnecting w your father" IM ROLLING BAHAHAHA
These people need to go to prison
As a half welsh, quater british, quater saint helenan and quater polish...
Mans offended me.
5:39 was sadly me.
i am honestly not even surprised anymore what this streams ends up as.
5:38 what I find funny is that I'm welsh myself, but didnt write that.
Hello to the person who wrote that :)
"i likes smelling my cat" WELCOME TO THE CHANNEL!!
My confession: I do not mind eating beans out of the can. In fact, I do that
The first confession, well James knows his audience
last one is relatable but I also spray blueberry pet cologne on my cats so that’s why I like smelling them
2:53 chicken and mayonnaise sandwiches slap tho they’re delicious lol
everyone was typing eww when the confession was “i have piss kink”
😕💔 im broken..
"You're watching me, I know you're gay."
Now that I think about it, I've never met a straight James Marriot fan-
its so funny how James doesn’t know how MASSIVE is the amount of DNF fics.
I watch James to feel better about myself
9:47 CANT HOLD MY LAUGH IN 😭😭😭IM CRYING
Hi James, you’re awesome 😊
I joined in the middle of the stream and immediately left after seeing some messed up crap 👍
5:18 🤨🤨
6:07💀💀
7:44😳😳
8:34 ngl, sounded like James Charles
9:45 🐶🐾
9:49 He actually does, a bit
DNF - Did Not Finish. Starting a book or tv show or something and just leaving it part way through, never to return
"Is there a lot of DNF fanfiction out there?"
Looking at Ao3-s yearly Data where it was the most popular ship with the most new fanfiction in 2021, yes. There are a lot of them. At least 10K
There’s more dnf fanfics than there are subscribers on your channel
3:27 Well, that makes one of us.
I searched this in AO3 (ONLY AO3 MIND YOU) and there are currently 13938 DNF fanfiction
My confession is I like north korean music more than kpop. Except psy, psy is a banger. My fave band from nk is pochonbo electronic ensemble.
My only confession is that I tried to kill my brother when we were younger by getting him to pull the new tv and tv stand on himself. I promised him he would get into Disney Jake and the Neverland pirates. Needless to say he did it. He’s not 13 and it didn’t work. We got banned from the Disney channel.
Dude
these confessions are so unhinged.
my confession making it’s way into a live video is the highlight of my life
which one was it? (sounds like a weird question i just didnt get that lucky lol, i didnt enter in time)
I’m living in your walls
0:17 this is very relatable
confession: i put mayonnaise on grilled cheese
9:13 freud moment
5:19 oh James you have no idea lmao
james: constantly complains about people only knowing him because of his more popular online friends
also james: clickbaits his more popular online friends in 90% of his thumbnails
At 6:33 u can see James Marriott getting krissed again. Your welcome 🙂
completely unrelated but nice shirt james
watchn gthis at 1am so i can sleep knowing i watched james marriott today x-x
We're all unhinged people. Some are more unhinged than others.
4:43 listen- for the record same