How To Give A Gentleman’s Toast

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  3 года назад +23

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  • @SuPeRMeGaJoE0
    @SuPeRMeGaJoE0 2 года назад +59

    "Lads; May our coffins be made of hundred year oaks, and may we plant those trees tomorrow." It's a real beauty of a toast.

  • @andysnerdcorner6226
    @andysnerdcorner6226 3 года назад +302

    I'm fond of Daniel's toast: Here's the fighting, stealing and drinking. If you fight, may you fight for a friend. If you steal, may you steal a lover's heart. If you drink, may you drink with us.

    • @DavidThoren
      @DavidThoren 3 года назад +33

      Here's to cheating, fighting, stealing, and drinking!
      If you cheat, may you cheat death!
      If you fight, may you fight for a friend!
      If you steal, may you steal a lover's heart!
      -and
      If you drink, may you drink with us!

    • @tdk0bob
      @tdk0bob 3 года назад +4

      Came here to say exactly this so here here

    • @andysnerdcorner6226
      @andysnerdcorner6226 3 года назад

      @@DavidThoren Yeah. I forgot the cheating section of the toast. Thanks.

    • @kendallchaos
      @kendallchaos 3 года назад +4

      I use this one but change the last line to “if you drink can you get me one too, I’ll get you back next round”

    • @chronosorion6911
      @chronosorion6911 3 года назад +1

      @@DavidThoren Yeah, back in the *Early* days of the Whisk(e)y Vault channel they asked the community for toasts, had an episode about them, and adapted exactly this toast to be their outro. The person who mentioned it here might not have given it it's full credit, but they did on the channel back when it was chosen. 😃

  • @AreCeeEffEx
    @AreCeeEffEx 3 года назад +93

    My usual go-to is, "here's to good food, great drink, and even better company!"
    My other general purpose one is, "cheers to the friends we've made along the way, and the ones who are yet to be!"
    And then I'm always partial to the lovable scoundrel-like toasts, "May we get what we want, may we get what we need, and may we never get what we deserve!"

  • @zombiemann
    @zombiemann 3 года назад +115

    May the roof above our heads, never fall in. And may we friends beneath it, never fall out.

    • @AreCeeEffEx
      @AreCeeEffEx 3 года назад +5

      Stealing this for the holidays, thanks online stranger

    • @kenspliffyjr
      @kenspliffyjr 3 года назад +1

      Old school! I remember the episode!

  • @RynLikeTin
    @RynLikeTin 3 года назад +90

    An Irish classic: "As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never face upward"

    • @w3vy719
      @w3vy719 2 года назад +1

      Im irish and ive never heard that

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky 3 года назад +263

    The perfect toast is crunchy on the outside and still somewhat moist on the inside.

    • @thisaccountisntreal107
      @thisaccountisntreal107 3 года назад +4

      Ooh but it's like a warm moisture
      I'm gonna go make some good toast now

    • @EnbyAlex
      @EnbyAlex 3 года назад +1

      @@thisaccountisntreal107 as you should

    • @Stlwartheart14
      @Stlwartheart14 3 года назад

      stolen, thanks

    • @mikerupe1642
      @mikerupe1642 3 года назад +1

      Ok so I'm not the only one who thought it was a toast video

    • @OliverCatford
      @OliverCatford 3 года назад +1

      But doesn’t collapse when you spread the butter

  • @americanmichigander
    @americanmichigander 3 года назад +40

    I was at my college cafeteria and word got out that a friend had a birthday. We mobbed around him, sang, then started to chant "SPEECH!" He lifted his cup of water and we all quieted down. A beat later he pipes up saying "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like..." He couldn't finish because we all cheered and laughed. College is fun.

    • @Ebolson1019
      @Ebolson1019 3 года назад +1

      The only proper response to that

  • @CptFUBAR
    @CptFUBAR 3 года назад +18

    Omg! That intro reminded me of a time, when I sang "The Scotsman" to a full crowd of Christian camp counselors, and camp attendees. The look on the faces of the staff members while I sang about "the Bonnie star the Scotsman kilt did lift and show" is priceless.

    • @dataperson7067
      @dataperson7067 3 года назад +1

      ohhh a scotsman dressed all in his kilt left a bar one evening fair

  • @neilherries8751
    @neilherries8751 3 года назад +31

    My favourite is more of a traditional Scottish closer for a toast at a wedding. “Lang may yer lum reek” which translates from Scot’s Slang to “Long may your chimney produce smoke” or in other words “May your house always be warm”. This is obviously back from times where central heating wasn’t a thing, so to wish someone’s fire to last a long time meant something big

    • @kutsen39
      @kutsen39 3 года назад +2

      Ach! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne'er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye! Haste ye back, me lassie!

  • @MrAqr2598
    @MrAqr2598 3 года назад +56

    All Rogues reading this comment and all Rogues otherwise, I really wish I could meet y’all, but there is a whole ocean(sea) and/or continent separating us. However, via the Internet, let me tell you this: May you seize every single second you exist in this world, and may every said second be a memorable adventure.
    Cheers from Japan!!

    • @savourypotato
      @savourypotato 3 года назад

      Ahoy from a sailboat off the east coast of Australia!
      Preach brother!

    • @MrAqr2598
      @MrAqr2598 3 года назад

      @@savourypotato
      By ocean, I also mean the Philippine Sea.

  • @doll8981
    @doll8981 3 года назад +39

    "To distant friends, may they grow ever closer" is one I used recently when I met up with some long distance pals that I havent seen since the lockdown

  • @jaydice1
    @jaydice1 3 года назад +13

    I love the formula of ask a leading question that sounds like your going somewhere dark. Then slap them with a beautiful reality.
    Example: to my friends house wife on her birthday. “So I gotta ask you is this where you thought you would be when you grew up?” Silence shock dismay “because look at this big table of people. You have touched each and everyone of their hearts in a special way. None of them would be right here without you! And as you keep growing up. I want you to remember it’s not about the destination….” They usually finish what you are about to say let it happen.

  • @Profexxx
    @Profexxx 3 года назад +118

    To the ones who are here, may we continue on this path. For those who couldn’t make it, may our paths meet again.

  • @sarahboal1089
    @sarahboal1089 3 года назад +6

    Our go to toast for the company of good friends is "Who's like us? Damn a few and they're all dead." My husband feels the need to ask permission to do this toast and I appreciate it more after watching this.

  • @danielamador5932
    @danielamador5932 3 года назад +12

    There’s big ships and small ships and ships that sail the sea, but there’s no ship like friendship so here’s to you and me.
    Here’s to you Scotty and James, I love you guys.

  • @laminatedsamurai
    @laminatedsamurai 3 года назад +25

    Toasts are amazing, but I just can't get over the look on Daniel's face during that intro.
    You can see the exact moment his soul begins to leave his body as Brian continues to sing.
    Anyway, I have two toasts I use on a regular basis, depending on company.
    For friends: "To a life worth living."
    For family, particularly at a gathering: "Same time, next year." (It was a toast my grandfather used to give at Christmas and Thanksgiving, and I promised I would keep that tradition going with whoever I could.)

  • @elenas3571
    @elenas3571 3 года назад +21

    I misread this has “how to make awesome toast” I was expecting bread and butter but I’m not disappointed!

  • @TheHayfork
    @TheHayfork 3 года назад +4

    Did this one recently with a friend who was going through a tough rejection, and to be honest I was as well.
    Here's to those that broke our hearts. May we always remember the lessons that they taught us.

  • @thisaccountisntreal107
    @thisaccountisntreal107 3 года назад +12

    That mantle shelf thing you're standing in front of is beautiful

    • @Uncle_Jacob
      @Uncle_Jacob 2 года назад

      A toast to that mantle shelf thing.

  • @rocket_appliances
    @rocket_appliances 3 года назад +74

    "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

    • @SirFrederick
      @SirFrederick 3 года назад +6

      that was what I was going to write, I regret to announce, this is The End

    • @hollywood9158
      @hollywood9158 3 года назад +1

      Classic

    • @Gryffyth_Aurum
      @Gryffyth_Aurum 3 года назад +1

      PROUD FEET!

  • @johnbeauvais3159
    @johnbeauvais3159 3 года назад +51

    “May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers”
    “I would suffer a thousand false friends and fools to find another soul as good as _____!”

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 3 года назад

      That second one is real good

  • @ThomasBurnelis
    @ThomasBurnelis 3 года назад +1

    "Here's to you ,as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am But as good as you are, and as bad as I am, I am as good as you are, as bad as I am." a favorite I stole from a friend.

  • @Gryffyth_Aurum
    @Gryffyth_Aurum 3 года назад +4

    A toast to my two favorite rogues! May we continue this journey of wisdom, whimsy, triumph and tears together while we sit apart. Cheers boys!

  • @ReinBelmont
    @ReinBelmont 3 года назад +21

    "from all the people I've known, you are, without a doubt, one of them. Cheers"

  • @flarknet
    @flarknet 3 года назад +1

    Here's to brothers, having prayed everyday for one I got a sister. But here with you all I have more brothers than I can count.

  • @timshulepov
    @timshulepov 3 года назад +32

    Stolen from Daniel in an episode of Whiskey Tribe: "May we become the people our dogs perceive us to be".

  • @timcrimson
    @timcrimson 3 года назад +11

    My Go-To Favorite Buddy Toast (the ones we tell at hangouts) is one from my buddy Ian, and it goes like this:
    "Here's to the Atlantic Ocean,
    For without it the French could just waltz on over here."
    It holds no weight, no merit, and catches everyone with a "What?"

    • @timcrimson
      @timcrimson 3 года назад +1

      Also, Brian... I'm impressed with your shanty.

  • @thedullohanvids
    @thedullohanvids 3 года назад +9

    A friend of mine was once married for a very short time, and he never told his parents that he got married. So our group of friends has an inside joke that when he gets married again. One of us will give a toast and look him dead in the eye and end the toast with "first marriage, best marriage."

  • @hllawilton2
    @hllawilton2 3 года назад +8

    "When you're good at something you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something - they'll tell you" and one that's been in my family since at least my great grandma Flo "Fuck it"

  • @InvestedDetailing
    @InvestedDetailing 3 года назад +73

    *Clinks glass* First of all I wanna thank everyone for coming. I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

    • @JD2jr.
      @JD2jr. 3 года назад +3

      So dumb. I love it.

  • @damianfarrer3992
    @damianfarrer3992 3 года назад +4

    My favorite toast (and I hope people know where this is from) is "never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."

  • @evil-is-hot
    @evil-is-hot 3 года назад +3

    I don't know anything about toasts but I really like that furniture thing behind them.

  • @starwind1985
    @starwind1985 3 года назад +6

    I've got two that it is now tradition for me to give:
    "May you be in heaven for 2 hours before the devil knows you're dead."
    "The Drunkards Prayer:
    Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, at home as is in the bar. Give us this day our daily head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager. Forever and ever, barmen."

  • @anne_frank_
    @anne_frank_ 3 года назад +16

    Knew it'd be with the tribe. Looking forward to another episode of one of my favorite RUclips crossovers.

    • @anne_frank_
      @anne_frank_ 3 года назад +1

      @@burritodog3634 Where do you think Home Alone drew its inspiration from?

  • @ixk01santiagosinapsis53
    @ixk01santiagosinapsis53 3 года назад +23

    “To all you beautifull women; may all your dreams come true, but not your biggest dream, cuz I love to be single”

  • @AmirTapir
    @AmirTapir 3 года назад +1

    My favorite toast came from a cousin at his birthday party. It has become a staple toast among the family. And it goes like:
    "Thank you all for coming"
    And that's it haha straight to the point!

  • @no_one_from_nowhere
    @no_one_from_nowhere 3 года назад +9

    Anytime I fall in public I just say “ I do all my own stunts” and i go from the clumsy idiot to the funniest guy in the room.

  • @thisaccountisntreal107
    @thisaccountisntreal107 3 года назад +15

    I always just raise a glass and shout about lying cheating and stealing
    I never elaborate I just encourage the dastardly behavior

  • @riuphane
    @riuphane 3 года назад +3

    Every time I have to do a toast at a wedding, I open with the eulogy from princess bride: "mawage. Mawage is what bwings uth togetha today..." And then follow up with the "but seriously..." And why the bride or groom (whichever I'm closest to) is going to be a great partner for the other, just like a personal "this is why you're so lucky" conversation

  • @derekgutenson1244
    @derekgutenson1244 3 года назад +5

    "Time is a waste of your life, life is a waste of your time; so get wasted all the time and you'll have the time o' your life."

  • @MrSchism
    @MrSchism 3 года назад +1

    "Get fucked." Punctuated a particular moment in my life as a toast and nobody every forgot.

  • @nova2512
    @nova2512 3 года назад +6

    *Webster’s dictionary defines a toast as “sliced bread browned on both sides by exposure to radiant heat.”*

  • @Sepricotaku
    @Sepricotaku 3 года назад +3

    My favorite toast is more of a send off I can't remember where I first heard it but I've always enjoyed it:
    May the seas see you safely home, may the sun shine upon your face, may the wind always be at your back, and may you be three days in heaven before the devil knows your dead.

  • @nova2512
    @nova2512 3 года назад +1

    *The best and most simple toast ever that I use on occasion myself is from the movie Dragnet. Tom Hanks says of Dan Ackroyd’s mother “May she live as long she wants, but never want as long as she lives.”*

  • @ikeikeforty
    @ikeikeforty 2 года назад +7

    "May our children have hot mothers"
    Usually goes over well with the college crowd

  • @Mike_Steel
    @Mike_Steel 3 года назад +26

    "May your house always be too small to hold all of your friends."

    • @kutsen39
      @kutsen39 3 года назад +1

      At first I thought, "Wait, that's kinda mean." Then I realized it meant that you have a lot of friends.

  • @jameswest6232
    @jameswest6232 3 года назад +6

    Man, could have used this one a month ago at my bro's wedding. Granted, I never got to give the speech anyway, but still.

  • @MichaelHuikeshoven
    @MichaelHuikeshoven 3 года назад +3

    Brian is already a toast master, he had a whole song about grilled cheese.

  • @koboldlover1310
    @koboldlover1310 3 года назад +4

    we love them in leather
    we love them in lace
    but we love them most
    when they sit on our face

  • @army103
    @army103 3 года назад +8

    My favorite is, "Here's to you, and here's to me. May we never disagree. But if we do, to hell with you...here's to me!"

  • @grahamriley8064
    @grahamriley8064 3 года назад +2

    may the music we make never fade from our ears, the light we cast never fade from our eyes, and the love we feel never fade from our hearts.

  • @thegentlemanpirate13
    @thegentlemanpirate13 3 года назад +3

    "Here's to Love, Liquor, and using one to improve the other! Cheers!"

  • @TheOldestSoul
    @TheOldestSoul 3 года назад +1

    I wrote this toast for my Christmas party mostly in honor of my God Mother who had just passed days before Christmas the previous year. At 6 sharp, I stand in front of everyone at the fireplace and thank everyone, cut a few jokes and then we all raise our glasses and toast.
    To those those who have departed, and to all who shall depart
    You will ever be present. In our minds and in our hearts!

  • @stephenphillips2547
    @stephenphillips2547 3 года назад +7

    May we be like rogues. May we cheat, steal, and drink.
    If we cheat, cheat death.
    If we steal, steal a beautiful woman's heart.
    If we drink, drink with me.

  • @novemberoscar98
    @novemberoscar98 3 года назад +11

    *clears throat* "I'M THIRSTY!" *chugs drink*

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 3 года назад +4

    Old enough that I don't even know where it's from - probably Irish or Scottish
    "May the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead"

  • @cardboardbard
    @cardboardbard 3 года назад +2

    “My friends, as we mark this occasion, I offer this blessing. May we get what we want. May we get what we need. But may we never get what we deserve.”

  • @XIIICatBlack
    @XIIICatBlack 3 года назад +6

    Here's to the most free spirited middle aged men i have ever met. I hope i can one day achieve what they have achieved and live freely as they too. Cheers

  • @TheSeanChannel
    @TheSeanChannel 2 года назад +1

    Here's to honor...
    To getting honor
    To staying honor
    And if you can't finish inner
    Finish honor.

    • @cryaesthetic3603
      @cryaesthetic3603 2 года назад

      8 months later but almost, "Here's to honor. Here's to hitting honor, getting honor, falling of her, getting back honor and if you can't cum in her come honor!" It's a word play for the actual honor aswell :)

  • @XxRRxX-qg8cl
    @XxRRxX-qg8cl Год назад

    "Some ships are wooden, and those ships may sink, but friendships are solid, and to those ships we drink"

  • @twoscoopsofpig
    @twoscoopsofpig 2 года назад +2

    I'd rather spend an hour with you lot than a day with the finest people I know. Cheers!

  • @EchosTackyTiki
    @EchosTackyTiki 2 года назад +1

    I was always partial to "May you live as long as you want, and may you never want as long as you live!"

  • @ArikaStack
    @ArikaStack 3 года назад +6

    I hope Murphy is doing okay.
    Please let him know that the viewers care about and hope the best for him...

  • @Qantravon
    @Qantravon 3 года назад +2

    My friend group's go-to toast: To absent friends and *present enemies*!

  • @simpleChoas33
    @simpleChoas33 3 года назад

    The go-to that can easily be modified for most scenarios:
    To the many moments of life to come:
    To those of anger and sorrow, may they be few and far between,
    To those of joy and friendship, may they be plentiful,
    And to the moments of love, may they be ever lasting!

  • @jonfishr
    @jonfishr 3 года назад +5

    Here’s to [name]. May all her dreams come true, save for one, so she’ll always have something to strive for.

  • @deusexmachina2971
    @deusexmachina2971 3 года назад

    "To old and new family/friends let us never become strangers"-my go to toast (for now on just made that one up)

  • @matthewdettamore5962
    @matthewdettamore5962 2 года назад

    Here is the one we do at my school with friends, "Cheers, Beers, and Pioneers" (the Pioneer being our mascot).

  • @Naughtsuotale
    @Naughtsuotale 3 года назад +2

    My go to toast " Here's to the person that walked into my life and refused to leave, never regretted having -insert name here- in my life"

  • @311connorf
    @311connorf 3 года назад +2

    "Here's to old scotch, young women and all the wonderful vices that make our hearts, heads, and wallets lite"

    • @cg1906
      @cg1906 3 года назад

      This sounds like one id expect to hear in the British House of Lords followed by a round of "HRAWHRAWHREH"

  • @4by108
    @4by108 3 года назад

    Love the night tender i have one in my local pub super cool peice of history.

  • @benl.ofthegamecatarmy
    @benl.ofthegamecatarmy 3 года назад

    I feel bad that I knew that song from the first line.... haven't heard it since the last year I worked at Scout Camp but I definitely recognized it, one of three we made sure to never sing while any campers were on the Rez

  • @HooverM75
    @HooverM75 3 года назад

    Here's to fighting, stealing, and drinking...if you fight, may you fight with a friend...if you steal, may you steal a lover's heart...and if you drink...may you drink with us. -- Best Toast Ever.....MB

  • @BandanaGames
    @BandanaGames 3 года назад +2

    To the winners that know us, the losers who lost us and the lucky bastards that get to meet us

  • @sage18000
    @sage18000 2 года назад

    Before Daniel toasts, mine is "May those who love us, love us. And for those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if He does not turn their hearts, may they turn their ankles so we may know them by their limping."
    And I stole that.... from an episode of Modern Rogue.... where Daniel toasted that.

  • @dungeonmasterv
    @dungeonmasterv 3 года назад +1

    "May your casket be made of 100 year old oak...
    And the tree be planted tomorrow!!!
    Slainte!!!"

  • @LuciFernato
    @LuciFernato 3 года назад +1

    With my friends we have the tradition of whoever gets the round has to toast (we do this for every round) so we always end up having to improvise for a shit ton and its just the most fun you could imagine (and as we get more drunk the toasts also get more ridiculous ahah)

  • @sonan333
    @sonan333 3 года назад

    (don't go first, wait for 4-5 people to go)
    So as some of you might know, I'm not great at recalling moments on-the-spot. I get flustered and details escape me, and... (sigh). But, we all know ______ is great at connecting with people, and they make each connection unique. You just heard it yourself from quite a few other people. And we all remember those little connections with ______. So, here's to ______, being able to connect with so many people in so many different ways ain't easy, but ______ sure makes it seem so.

  • @sratliffmarine
    @sratliffmarine 3 года назад +3

    We'll drink to good companions and Irish whiskey neat, we'll drink to wives and lovers and we hope they never meet, we'll drink to rogues like us may good fortune on us fall, but when the toast comes round we'll drink to anything at all

  • @travistompkins2752
    @travistompkins2752 3 года назад

    From my Navy days... "From wood ships to steel ships, the ships that sail the seas.. The best ships, are friendships, for friends, shall always be"

  • @richiek1155
    @richiek1155 3 года назад +2

    Through life and death may we all stand tall and together, for I know no other men I’d happily die for

  • @Something_NullVods
    @Something_NullVods 3 года назад +6

    I just noticed that Jason had water because he doesn’t drink alcohol anymore

    • @jungleman3321
      @jungleman3321 3 года назад

      Ohhh! Thought it was a clear spirit.

  • @Bigtex9715
    @Bigtex9715 3 года назад

    Not a go too but this is for when my best friend gets married again 😂 "John never thought I'd be here... Again but here I am when you left for the military for 6 years life was hell but though it all I had you you were my rock in the storm you were my confidant my best friend and the hard truth I needed to hear you brought laughter and joy along with a little danger and I wouldn't have it any other way it's been 25 years and hers to another 25 filled with life and happiness"

  • @DVDProductions13
    @DVDProductions13 3 года назад

    Something I was able to make up from this episode:
    "To the moments that came and the memories that have passed, may we never forget them, for those memories last, for the emotions we felt and the feelings we cant describe, never forget, To Like , Comment and Subscribe"
    *Clink* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spacesabove8780
    @spacesabove8780 3 года назад

    It's been a long and strange journey *persons name* *personal story optional* I'm glad you've been a part of it. And then the traditional navy farewell is "fair winds and following seas" which is nice to end with if appropriate for the situation.

  • @cg1906
    @cg1906 3 года назад +1

    "To our enemies, may god change their hearts and twist their ankles" always gets a good response!

    • @cg1906
      @cg1906 3 года назад +1

      Well fuck his was just mine but better

  • @Mr_Haddles
    @Mr_Haddles 3 года назад

    My two favourites are:
    "Salud, dinero, y tiempo para gozarlos." - Spanish for "Health, wealth, and the time to enjoy them both"
    "May the road ever rise to greet you, may the wind be ever at your back, and may you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows your dead!"

  • @lovefonseca1626
    @lovefonseca1626 3 года назад

    To big ships, small ships, and all the ships in the sea. But the best ships are friendships so may we always be. :)

  • @Troubledsham
    @Troubledsham 3 года назад

    great video guys, I needed this

  • @nemo4907
    @nemo4907 3 года назад +1

    A traditional toast amongst my peoples.....
    To all my family, friends and acquaintances - I've upped my standards, so up yours!

  • @SC7289
    @SC7289 2 года назад +1

    I've always been a fan of "may you get half an hour in heaven before the devil knows you're dead"

  • @uneducatedkrentin4020
    @uneducatedkrentin4020 3 года назад +6

    "Here's to cheap beer, cigs ,and towns better than this one" perfect when cheering to pop punk fans

  • @michaelschipper1099
    @michaelschipper1099 3 года назад

    My friend and and the love of your life, _____, may the friendships old and new be placed on the mantle over the fire of your love because I know few other couple who deserves more admiration than you two. I respect you both and I wish my future relationship to be more like you two.

  • @jakethehit7731
    @jakethehit7731 3 года назад +1

    Here's to fighting, cheating, stealing, and drinking. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. And if you drink, may you always drink with me.

  • @stevenduering7155
    @stevenduering7155 3 года назад +2

    When will we get a Modern Rogue CD? Track 1: Grilled Cheese
    Track 2: Yo Ho!

  • @motor2of7
    @motor2of7 3 года назад +1

    May the hinges of friendship never rust.

  • @TsurenaiYoru
    @TsurenaiYoru 3 года назад

    To the regiment - We toast that at every holiday and special occasion in my family

  • @pkdug
    @pkdug 3 года назад

    "May the winds of fortune sail you, may you sail a gentle sea, may it always be the other guy who says this drink's on me"

  • @nohjrd
    @nohjrd 3 года назад +3

    "I hate you all, and I'm leaving".
    I really said that when I left my job at the bank.

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 3 года назад +1

      Burning the bridge and the boats.
      Not a good idea ...
      except when it is explicitly needed.