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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- #SHARE Y’all know I had to make a GOSPEL VERSION of Rep. Crockett’s “Bleach-blonde, Bad-built, Butch body” clapback ! Wanna hear it, here it goes! As heard on the @rickeysmileymorningshow’s “Fix it Jesus” segment! Tag her and let’s see if she likes it! #tagafriend #sendstars #reels #parody #politics #reelsfb #viral #ritabrentcomedy #follow @jasmineforus
Hey! I’ll be performing my one-woman show (Black of All Trades) in New York at CAVEAT NYC, Thursday June 20! Grab a ticket and come see me! 🎟️: ritabrent.com or caveat.nyc/events/black-of-all-trades--6-20-2024
😭😭😭⚰️🪦💀 I'm ded lmfao
MTG couldn’t have thought that ‘insult’ of hers was gonna leave her unscathed, right? 😂😂😂
There's a quote out there about not showing up to a battle of wits woefully unarmed. MTG didn't listen.
@@ladyraven3418 Clearly didn’t.
Sure, she did. She also believes Jewish space lasers are a thing, can't forget GAZPACHO instead of GESTAPO. The list of her idiotic statements is longer than she's been in office.😂
@@ladyraven3418correct 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She pushed the WRONG button!!!
But I'm so glad she did!!!
I absolutely love J. Crockett!!!!❤❤❤
60 year old southern white man here, I loved this church meeting. You are PREACHING.
I am a blonde white woman who shops at your supermarket. ❤ your take Sir.
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@@ntandosekay I’m so happy people are standing up for what’s RIGHT.. No matter the gender/race.. What’s right is right and what’s wrong is WRONG.. Gods work we all should be doing FIRST and foremost..❤️
I am just a old man and i'm with you 😂😂😂
72 years old southern white man here,raised a Southern Baptist. I am in complete agreement.
*"Don't come for us unless we send for youuú"! 🙌*
*That's a corollary of, *"Don't start no Schitt, Won't be no Schitt!!*
@@mderline4412 - RUclips is funny AF. Under your comment it says "Translate to English". No one will ever have a problem Englishing that!🤨🤨
@@nialcc That spelling, usually gets around the algorithms!..LoL...*
@@mderline4412 - Well, you worked that Schitt,🤣🤣🤣
@@nialcc 🤣Desparate times....
BLACK WOMEN WITH LASHES
WILL GIVE YOU GASHES
Is sending me!!!
Make a joyful noise
Mind you, we should not be threaterning violence. We are as bad as thrump and gates with the proud boys.I understand the frustration!!!! I DO!!!!! But ,LOVE THE SONG. Stick it to them
@@damonturnbull5903 please stop a little trash talk never hurt nobody. Mtg. Is the woman who chased down the parkland shooting survivors among the many trash things she has done.
@@victorybeginsinthegarden I know who and what she is. I followed American Poilitics for 35 odd years, Im 51. She is a hideous; person, I use that the term "person" lightly. Dont get me wrong I love this and all the spin off songs its making. 4 I have found so far. We should not sink to their level. "...we go high".
@@damonturnbull5903
Alliterations and metaphors are things you don’t get but it’s okay 😂
Not all heroes wear capes, one wears LASHES!!!!
And a wig 🤣
EXACTLY
@@Dingleberry777 Which looks better than the strings hanging off Miss madam's head.
MTG, is etched in the annals of Black, History along with the great Montgomery Riverboat beat down!
Which is a holiday I will be off work that day
Same month different year.
I mean! Bleached blonde bad build butch body has been sung in country, R&B, rap, and gospel style. 🎶 🎵
Don’t forget the famous “Reclaiming My Time”. Ahhhh that’s one’s a classic!
sho'nuff...🤣🤣🤣🤣
MTG started it and Jasmine finished it.
In that order!! Finished, Chopped & Screwed it~
@@krissmith9952😂😂😂
Right on!
And AOC put the cherry on top with her "baby girl!"
Oh no no no! LOL
Shanon, Jasmine and OAC are far from 'finished" with that fake blond, ID10T.
More to come.
One thing to note, though... it's been a few days now, right? And MTG has been rather quiet! ROFL
This is proof that the power of amazing Black Women is not to be underestimated!
They shut up the *BLEACH BLOND BLOVIATING BIMBO* and that has not been done before.
I can't even express enough of how much respect I have for women who speak up so brilliantly!
Rita you a mess!!😂😂😂😂😂
Just love her😂😂
Nice.
Nice.
The Church FAN seals the deal 🤣😂
Church fans? Girlfriend people are shouting i.e. dancing in the aisles.
I'm guessing that church fans are a thing in the south. The few times I went to church as a kid, I never saw them.
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Gurl! You nailed it yet again! MTG getting the shade she deserves!😂😂😂😂
It's all true. She's only saying what many have been thinking.
Absolutely 💯
I thought I saw and heard it all and then up popped Rita's video! I have a strong admiration for my Black people because we have the ability to turn any situation into a creative expression, whether it's through music, dance, or rap. We find humor and joy even in difficult times, and that is something I truly cherish about my people.
YES !
I second that motion, Amen!
@gracejohnson5566 • As do I😂. We are a deep feeling, passionate people, and, like you said, we’re incredibly expressive, gifted, talented, witty, quick!! We’ve always had to be! We’re BRILLIANT!! One interviewer asked her where she got that phrase: “Did your team write that for you”? A Black person (a TRUE Black person) would never have asked that question because he’d already know the answer! That’s just how Black people get down!! So, “Don’t come for us, unless we send for you”!!
@reginaeiland3604 everything you said is right on the money. Yes it's also true when we use certain slang, ebonics we know what we said and why we say it without question. Don't start nothing,won't be nothing...
@@gracejohnson5566 ??
Did you see how smug she was when she insulted Jasmine. She tossed her hair back and smirked but she not smug no more.
When she did that, I said... Don't get too comfy, Marge. You just effed around and you're about to find out why.. The wrath is coming. Better learn how to pick your poisons. 😂
She was definitely on something.
Aha,Yes! See one has to learn how to pick their fights. That poison wl drop her azz in about 15 but that fight she thought she picked making her azz live it down through a lifetime...#ANDIAbsolutelyLoveIt! DroP that B6 BtcH fr☺
Oh, you mean Marjorie's horse mane?
Yes, I definitely noticed that and she messed around and found out‼️😂😂
She thought she wanted to step to Ms.Crockett but F 💥💥 ked Around and Found Out that Jasmine will come knock on your door. Because when they go low,we bend down and still knock them the hell out!!
Lol no see Mrs. Jasmine Crockett actually took the high road, calling MTG 6 bishes bcus we all can agree bleach blonde bad built butch body meant B**** to the 6th power. We can also say she also meant bleach blonde bad built butch body. However, she followed the riles of congress bt MTG didnt
Hallelujah 🙌 let the CONGRESS say AMEN 🙏😂😅
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Awomen....😂😂😂😂
Amen 🙏
Amen 🙏🏽🙌🏽
😂😂😂😂
OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE RENDITION SO FAR!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 mtg's life is in SHAMBLES!!
Same here, sis!😅
SHE FINALLY GOT THE VERBAL ARSE WHOOPIN SHE HAS BEEN ASKING FOR.
It's Joy Reid of the Reidout fav also!
LOVE THIS!!! Marge is trash, Crockett for President 2028!
I second that!!!
3rd! 🙋🏾♀️😊
4th!
I was thinking the same thing! Raskin would be good, too. There's a great ticket right there!
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I can't with the lima bean in a wig ...😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm dead
MTG found out the hard way...play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Jasmine done messed around and turned her azz into a series of songs.
She has also trademarked "BLEACH BLONDE, BAD BUILT BUTCH BODY." Now it will be on T-shirts!.😂😂😂😂
And the Killing part is that their All Hits!! THE JOKE IS ON MARGARET!! The District or Country town that she represents should be ashamed of her to the highest degree!!! Evidently they are another group of Trump's " Poorly Educated or just plain Stupid!! She Messed around and found out!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩
Jasmine filed for a patent/copyright for it too, lol. I love her 😂
@@sweetestsavage8817 - As she should. White folks would do if she doesn't.
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Marjorie tried to cause a scene, forgot she had a Butch Body!!
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🙌🏿 I felt this in my soul!🙌🏿
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😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
😂😂😂😂😂 well, she won't forget now
Me too lawd!!!😂😂😂
😅🤣😂😅🤣😂CLEVER HILARIOUS MAKE OVER!!! DON'T COME FOR ME... Thank you, you have made my day😂💛🤣
Yes !!,this is hilarious 😂 😂😂😂
Definitely 😊😊
MTG never thought she'd be part of Black History. Everybody cook out on Mayteenth! 🎉🎉🎉Crockett Day!😁
Don't come for us unless we call for you! MTG gonna learn (or burn)!
Yes! Greene deserved it all! That entire song apply.
This is the gift that keeps on giving Rita. You are something this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mr. Marjorie Taylor Greene has his nerve trying to call somebody out. Pleaseeeeeee....
When I saw that on television, I could not help but to laugh when I saw the other man almost burst out laughing😂😂😂😂😂
MTG had No idea The Smoke was, cause this is Epic level Humiliation.
How Jasmine Crockett was able to protect herself with such a dazzling sentence in such a quick time it's totally brilliant! If only Moscow Marjorie knew it'll stay with us forever, sung and rapped and danced :)).. thank you, Jasmine😘
Jasmine Crockett is 10 times smarter, educated, and one h*ll of a lot quicker than that little stump green. 😂
LMBO!!! If I sing this at church, I'm gonna find you, Rita! LOL
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Lmaoooo..
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Built like a Lima bean!!!!!!
Thats funny unless your MTG. I bet she wishes she had not been a smart ass bully. Thanks for standing up to MTG
Ok, this one is the BEST I've seen so far. Go Rita!👏🏼
Rita is a national treasure! Yes! Amen!
Hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Margery Taylor Green looks like a Lima bean -!!! ❤😂 Poetry.
She ain't living this down. She gonna have to move
I'm a 74 year old white woman & I can tell you for sure that NOBODY brings the hammer down like a black woman ...be she a grandma setting her grandbabies straight or any black woman who has to hold her own in this dog eat dog world, I am so impressed with Representative Crockett as a lawyer, a civil servant and a human being....she gets my vote in all categories including President....keep bringing it girl!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.lol gasping..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is the funniest comment yet...she is gonna' have to move...to another solar system..
@@judysmith-randle1558 - And the sooner the better. THAT would help to Make America Great Again..
@@judysmith-randle1558 😂😂😂😂
Right on! 😂😂😂
YES !!! YES !!! YES !!! YES !!! YES !!! YES !!!
Black women with lashes will give you gashes, damn straight Rita Brent!
This is the best version yet, don’t come for us unless we send for you😂😂😂😂😂
Outstanding!!! Stupendous, marvelous 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Is the rhythm of the beat.
I just love how many songs were inspired from Crockett's statement! Thank you!
I can't wait for SNL to get ahold of this too. I wonder who will play both of them? I'm in Kentucky. I laughed so hard at the guy from here asking, "A what now?" LOL Thank you so much for your gospel version. This whole thing is hilarious!!! We needed this. Best thing since the hat in the air, folding chairs and the guy swimming in the water 😂 I love it when God takes down racists. His Way is always the best Way ❤
They going to be late on this one cause people jump so fast on this and brought some amazing stuff. Chuckle but you know SNL can do it. Brace for the laughs
@sophialewis5474 I thought SNL would do something last Saturday night but they showed a rerun from March after President Biden's State of the Union address. I was disappointed but I hope they do something. It's right up their alley. They love political jokes and the show is in NYC and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is from Brooklyn. She and Jasmine absolutely roasted MTG. I just loved it!!!
And Marge has a BAD dye job with overprocessed hair.
Crockett's wearing a wig... you know that right ?
@@Dingleberry777 at least it looks real, if you're correct. Marge looks like a stereotype of trailer trash down south! She's obviously not a blond., her hair is so over processed it looks like hay. If there is an attractive bone in her body, it certainly doesn't show. And Jasmine has her beat in the brains competition by a country mile!
@@Dingleberry777Prove it.
@@yasutalodin4266 Just look at her. 🤣
@@Dingleberry777 Somehow Large Marge's 9" of f@cked up roots are better? Btw, Crockett's hair is not fake...a lot of us do have long hair. As a white person, you OBVIOUSLY don't know the difference between a black woman with a weave and a black woman with naturally thick long hair.
Girl!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you got me at work bout to do the holy dance down the hall!!!
Can I get a witness!
I love this.💖💖💖
Mtg has disgraced this state from the moment she took office
I hope Ms. Crockett sees this video, she will crack up😅😅😅
She watched it on Roland Martin…
She did, on Joy Reid's show on MSNBC
The body-ody-ody-ody-ody at the end 😂😂😂.
Hallelujah! A gospel version that stings ! Fabulous sister !😊
If she didn't know MTG should have asked somebody but she messed around and found out!
Finally! 😂 I’ve been waiting and searching since I heard it on the Rickey Smiley Morning Show this morning. 😂😂😂
Every song about that verbal whoopass rocks!!!❤😂
Rita 😅😅😅😅 I love you 😍 ❤️ ♥️ 💕 this is how you give MTG the assignment for how she F'd around and found out 😂😅😂😅😂😅 Thank you, Rita, for making me smile 😃 😊 😀 😄
...Not the fan! Took me to church!🙂😂🤣😅😆😁😄
J. Crocket for president!
This is the best song about MTG yet! I was clapping along like I’m at a tent revival on a hot summer night
Hilarious,Rita you are hilarious she had no idea that Jasmine would have a comeback the way she did , honestly I don’t believe anyone did. Jasmine is a firecracker, don’t mess with this sister woman, you just may get your feelings hurt particularly in Congress ,in the House of Representatives , on the floor , or in their seats, the expression on “Raskin’s” face was priceless, the Chairperson response, he couldn’t hear a darn thing , he just didn’t understand the phase😀😀😀😀this grandma approves 150%.
The Chairperson has hearing aids which prevented him from catching the full snap-back.
I CAN'T!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SPEAK....
I STARTED CRACKING UP WHEN I SAW YOUR CAPTION!! YOU ROCK GIRL💃💃💃💃🙏🙏👍👏👏LOVE YOU RITA🤣🤣🤣
Rita, you are awesome😊
I was patting my feet!!!! To this!! 😅
😂 Yeah you right, that's the gospel truth. 😂
I'm sure Marjorie is never gonna mess up with Jasmine anymore. She got the taste of her bullying ❤❤❤😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Knew Rita was gonna jump on this. Came thru with the song real quick 😂😂
I was waiting and praying for Rita to jump on this one 🙏 ❤❤😅😅
Leave us sisters alone! We have had plenty of practice of taking care of ourselves when other nations women try to dish us! No matter how much education we may have.
Even when our own men don't.
@@nialccsadly you are so correct. They, like most other people don’t understand that God resides in the womb of a black woman.
@@hildat8 - Please, don't even get me started.
I knew Rita would come through. Girl you're hilarious 😂 😂😂😂
Marjorie forgot! LOL
The gospel is the icing on the cake. Preach and sing Rita.
roland martin just interviewed jasmine crockett/ he played all the B6 songs including rita's/ she fell out laughing/ they both loved it !!
I love this. And the sanctified dance at the end. BRAVA!!!!! 🧡🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep you're right‼️ She is bout that life and she does look like she can fight 😂
OK about of the dozens of renditions I’ve heard since day 1, THIS is my FAVORITE!!! Let the church say AMEN!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾❤️❤️❤️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
AMEN, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN, and A-MENNNNN-ANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
THE CHURCH FAN THO!!!😂😂😂😂😂
lima bean. Oh Rita! lol
Rita, YOU are undefeated!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👑💐🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭
This song will be in someone's head when the Holy Ghost gets you in church.
I'm not fooling with you Ms. Rita! LMAO!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let the chuch say ament!!! Lawd, where'd I put my GOOD funeral fan??? 😂
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I almost choked on my drink. I love the gospel flavour.
MTG forgot Crockett has friends.
She also forgot Crockett’s level of intelligence….much to her regret. 😂😂😂😂😂
Fabulous! Thank you.
Got my stomach hurting from laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣 imho karma don’t play, somebody got yoked 😂😂😂
"BLACK WOMEN WITH LASHES WILL GIVE YOU GASHES"!!! 🎵🎼🎶🎼🎵🎼🎶🎼🎵🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“Messy Marjorie” effed around and found that Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) was not the one to mess with.
MTG THOUGHT SHE HAD THE COMPLEXION FOR THE PROTECTION!! 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Outstanding.
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That's what I'm talking about!
Church!
I wonder if MTG will be stupid enough to trifle with Rep. Crockett again? Great job of setting Rep. Crockett's question into a song!
Still....you know these uhmm bleach blondes don't play fair and MTG is not nice nor are her white men friends. Careful does it Crockett girl
That shout at the end tho! 😂
The “body yadie yadie” gospel mix😂😂😅
@@blackqueen164 Right! They snuck that in there in the end. 😅
You can't see me, but I am stretched straight out!😂😂😂😂
The minute I saw this on RUclips.I just knew I had to listen to It.Rita you are a mess , Love ya.
LOVE 💕 your song and humor🤣🤣
I guess they did not learn their lesson from the Alabama Beach Brawl 2023🤣🤣🤣🤣
New subbie🤗🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Take’em church Rita 😂😂
I can't🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you! I deeply appreciate the belly laugh.
🎶🎵😂❤ & the church fan priceless
Amen Sister