They Call These Chimps Lion Killers | Joe Rogan and Forrest Galante

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2019
  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1240 w/Forrest Galante: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @rl288
    @rl288 5 лет назад +17876

    Joe’s wearing squidwards nightgown.

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 5 лет назад +158

      Long Johns. They keep you nice and warm

    • @jullianalexander1666
      @jullianalexander1666 5 лет назад +209

      DDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNN U FUCKED EM UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mosesbolt1794
      @mosesbolt1794 5 лет назад +26

      😭😭😭😭

    • @MaxsonAtTheFort
      @MaxsonAtTheFort 5 лет назад +56

      The man needs his beauty sleep.😂

    • @Rxs-gp3pe
      @Rxs-gp3pe 5 лет назад +15

      SVGE lmao😂

  • @spartan8039
    @spartan8039 4 года назад +3512

    90% of the comments: Jaguars are bigger than Leopards
    9% of the comments: Joe’s shirt
    1% of the comments: Chimps doing DMT

    • @Gawdzillest
      @Gawdzillest 4 года назад +28

      Spartan 80 don’t forget joe wearing squidward’s nightgown

    • @abnayr8440
      @abnayr8440 4 года назад +12

      By default your comment is a bit of all

    • @davidgraham2673
      @davidgraham2673 4 года назад +2

      Time to throw in a comment on UFO's then.

    • @austinmoser5056
      @austinmoser5056 4 года назад +3

      Joes blouse*

    • @michaelc.ytuarte9498
      @michaelc.ytuarte9498 4 года назад +3

      Yes jags are bigger, but Jags come from Central and South America.

  • @ProphetsAmongUs
    @ProphetsAmongUs 2 года назад +981

    Jaguars are bigger and bulkier than leopards, weighing up to 250 pounds compared with the 175-pound leopard.

    • @joeltheiss4620
      @joeltheiss4620 2 года назад +100

      Ya no joke, quick google search showed me and you both that the “true wildlife biologist” might want to brush up on his fun-facts beforehand next time

    • @kihsuokadwog4250
      @kihsuokadwog4250 2 года назад +17

      And here I'm after typing the same thing and finding out some did it before me 😂

    • @johnsalchak3498
      @johnsalchak3498 2 года назад +39

      And have the strongest bite force of all cats.About double of tigers.

    • @mozi3051
      @mozi3051 2 года назад +6

      @@joeltheiss4620 in his defense leopards are mostly in Africa

    • @Pey-Gang
      @Pey-Gang 2 года назад +11

      You are right jaguar are bigger than leopard...

  • @alvargas5095
    @alvargas5095 Год назад +30

    Joe FYI,
    the jaguar is the third largest of the big cats in the world after the tiger and lion and the largest predator in the western hemisphere North and South America (larger than the cougar). The leopard is smaller than the jaguar.
    Also, from what I've learned from reading natural history books, the natural range of the jaguar, peccary and the coati mundi, a relative of the raccoon, extends from the American southwest all the way down into the Amazon region. So, seeing a jaguars, coati mundis and peccaries (also known as javelina) in the U.S. southwest is an indication that they are entering parts of their natural range where they have been extirpated from.
    Your guest claiming to be a biologist and confirming the erroneous information about the jaguar and leopard should have known that information.

  • @GoldfishCrackers
    @GoldfishCrackers 4 года назад +6836

    I think my wife has the same blouse Joe is wearing...

    • @ETAisNOW-wn8wx
      @ETAisNOW-wn8wx 4 года назад +228

      Yeah can you tell her I'm bout to throw it away if she don't come get it?

    • @GoldfishCrackers
      @GoldfishCrackers 4 года назад +249

      @@ETAisNOW-wn8wx nah it's cool, just throw it out

    • @fasteddie4145
      @fasteddie4145 4 года назад +17

      like 'em with plenty of toastestereen huh?

    • @ETAisNOW-wn8wx
      @ETAisNOW-wn8wx 4 года назад +66

      @@GoldfishCrackers haha I just saw your reply cause the guy above me just said spmething and it notified me. I didn't throw it out by the way, I decided to gather more personal items of hers and I'm slowly making a statue/shrine of her essence in my closet.

    • @mnetzer6777
      @mnetzer6777 4 года назад +9

      Fucking hilarious!!!

  • @mr.i6527
    @mr.i6527 3 года назад +3438

    Joe is always at his best when he's talking about chimps 😂

    • @gerritstell6248
      @gerritstell6248 3 года назад +37

      Joe’s uncle was a chimp.

    • @jarule275
      @jarule275 3 года назад +44

      He think HE IS one. Lol

    • @bigincognito2095
      @bigincognito2095 3 года назад +49

      I don't blame him its interesting, i would talk all day about them

    • @tsunamijani5284
      @tsunamijani5284 3 года назад +54

      That’s cause his knuckles scrape the ground when he walks 😂😂😂

    • @connorwhite3889
      @connorwhite3889 2 года назад +9

      @@tsunamijani5284 best response I’ve ever seen

  • @ag7279
    @ag7279 2 года назад +298

    I remember my father telling me about a large cat that was killed in his home town in Guadalajara Mexico. A guy from town went to the El Cerro, that's what they call it, to hunt for deer. He located himself up on a tree because it was common to see Lions in el cerro. My father tells me that the young hunter all of a sudden sees a large looking cat walking down to a stream and took a drink. The young hunter quietly positioned himself and took a shot at the large looking cat, he said the cat made a very loud and scary sound, a sound he had never heard before. The hunter got so scared when he saw the cat jump up in the air so high making loud sounds. Not sure if the cat ran or died at the spot but eventually it did die and that's when the hunter got to see it up close and see what it was. He brought down to town to show it to a few friends ( that's how family members got to see it) and everyone was so amazed of that beautiful looking cat that nobody had seen before. I believe this happened in the early to mid 90's. Scientists from the US and other places went to examine what was killed and that's when they found out it was a jaguar. Not sure if it was registered but they where told it was the first jaguar seen in Mexico.

    • @isfbuster6733
      @isfbuster6733 2 года назад +74

      And somebody had to shoot it...
      Taking nothing away from your story but seems kinda sad

    • @enyaliuslll3954
      @enyaliuslll3954 2 года назад +17

      First and last 😅🤣😂

    • @Neurotv4941
      @Neurotv4941 2 года назад +43

      The first jaguar in Mexico just for it to end up dead haha what a sad story always gotta shoot every fucking thing huh?

    • @reefsroost696
      @reefsroost696 2 года назад +10

      April 10, 2022 South Texas has Jaguars.

    • @Beeontree
      @Beeontree 2 года назад +23

      Jaguars are known to live in Mexico…

  • @jameshansonful
    @jameshansonful Год назад +16

    Jaguars were found all-over southern north America as for as the rocky mountains and they lived here well past the pleistocene. There are thousands of actual photographs of settlers shooting and hunting them for There pelts and to protect There livestock.

  • @Shilo-fc3xm
    @Shilo-fc3xm 4 года назад +3899

    Joe Rogan - "I want to talk about Bigfoot."
    Forrest Galante - "I don't want to talk about Bigfoot."
    Joe Rogan - "We're going to talk about Bigfoot."

    • @VLAD_P_
      @VLAD_P_ 4 года назад +462

      Jamie - pull up that photo of Bigfoot on mars doing DMT '' .....

    • @johnyguitar258
      @johnyguitar258 3 года назад +22

      @@VLAD_P_ nah man its all fake bro its the fake moon landing again

    • @ChunkyPuffsRaichu
      @ChunkyPuffsRaichu 3 года назад +18

      Joe “DMT” Rogan back at it again with the bigfoot shit 💯

    • @billihawk368
      @billihawk368 3 года назад +14

      Sometimes Joe wants more to be hear than to hear his guest

    • @johnyguitar258
      @johnyguitar258 3 года назад +3

      @Nathan Ames flat earth bro flat fucking earth

  • @bro4421
    @bro4421 3 года назад +662

    2:35 who else thought it was their internet lagging

  • @theangryconstitutionalist583
    @theangryconstitutionalist583 Год назад +37

    "I'm not a crypto guy, I'm a TRUE wildlife biologist."
    30 seconds earlier- "A leopard is bigger than a jaguar "
    😆- I love Forrest anyway.

    • @argyledart85
      @argyledart85 Год назад +1

      hes technically right, jaguars are bulkier but leopards are longer

  • @TylerDaleHood
    @TylerDaleHood Год назад +15

    For a wildlife biologist, Forrest gets his facts wrong more frequent than you’d think.

  • @tonyiacomi4822
    @tonyiacomi4822 3 года назад +1071

    Joe: "I wonder if these chimps have access to shrooms"

    • @ebonilla2486
      @ebonilla2486 3 года назад +62

      You forgot "Rogan" at the end

    • @letterc9469
      @letterc9469 3 года назад +8

      @@ebonilla2486 such an underrated Reply 🤣

    • @oscardighton8580
      @oscardighton8580 3 года назад +21

      What if joe is just a chimp on dmt?

    • @mikec4308
      @mikec4308 3 года назад +9

      stoned ape theory man. its how we evolved

    • @leonardozappa6678
      @leonardozappa6678 3 года назад +2

      It's entirely possible

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 5 лет назад +2233

    Joe "my shirt looks like 19th century underwear" Rogan

  • @tylergift
    @tylergift 2 года назад +3

    4:32 "Is he?" Lmao

  • @surfrby8876
    @surfrby8876 Год назад +19

    For a wildlife biologist , Forest Galantd doesn’t seem to know much , Joe is always teaching him

    • @obscure999_
      @obscure999_ Год назад +4

      I dont think he is a biologist lol. He's just an adventurer.

  • @trouter2000
    @trouter2000 5 лет назад +4023

    Jaguars are considerably larger than leopards

    • @kaliberoh955
      @kaliberoh955 5 лет назад +330

      Exactly I had to go backwards I mean the guy should know this right?

    • @daviddavies2742
      @daviddavies2742 5 лет назад +66

      It not even close.

    • @WiserRgE
      @WiserRgE 5 лет назад +118

      I feel like Joe does this a lot, and assumes animals strength and size. Still entertaining though.

    • @darthkage2163
      @darthkage2163 5 лет назад +170

      Yeah ain't jags the third biggest large cats

    • @tadeo894
      @tadeo894 5 лет назад +135

      Jaguars are 3rd biggest in the world

  • @fiststicks851
    @fiststicks851 5 лет назад +3471

    Jaguars are actually bigger than leopards but whatever.

    • @jacksonwebb6389
      @jacksonwebb6389 5 лет назад +305

      This really bothered me 😂

    • @paulboucher9663
      @paulboucher9663 5 лет назад +44

      @@jacksonwebb6389 same!

    • @bourgeoisiez764
      @bourgeoisiez764 5 лет назад +200

      Hahaha it really bothered me to.. he’s a true wild life Biologist he reckons 🙄

    • @account4345
      @account4345 5 лет назад +152

      Luke Robertson Doesn’t mean he knows the size ratios of every animal
      Science is about specialising in an area. He can very easily be a wildlife biologist and never know that cat A is bigger than cat B. It’s irrelevant, unnecessary knowledge for him.

    • @account4345
      @account4345 5 лет назад +12

      Damian Vigorito Too busy working I imagine

  • @sunaxes
    @sunaxes 2 года назад +5

    JR got me interested in the world again at a time where I had lost track of what’s fun in the world

  • @bryaningalls6618
    @bryaningalls6618 2 года назад +6

    There goes Joe teaching the experts again 😂😂🤣

  • @jorisbohnson4051
    @jorisbohnson4051 5 лет назад +4811

    I'm no expert but this expert doesn't seem to be an expert.

    • @tengil4595
      @tengil4595 5 лет назад +461

      30 sec in and they’ve already got the size of leopards wrong

    • @bigsid54
      @bigsid54 5 лет назад +96

      The "expert" is just a guy from another town, and he's a momma's boy to boot...

    • @pietskiet8763
      @pietskiet8763 5 лет назад +43

      @@bigsid54 jip , any average Joe here in Africa could tell u that , he is no more expert than me ! ! !

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 5 лет назад +160

      He's NOT an expert if he thinks leopards are bigger than jaguars.

    • @ScamNewton77
      @ScamNewton77 5 лет назад +64

      He has nothing expert to add, seems like Joe knows just as much.

  • @michaelsteele7578
    @michaelsteele7578 4 года назад +289

    I seen Bigfoot, he was at Starbucks with Rogan, I think they were talking about DMT.

  • @madhab7451
    @madhab7451 2 года назад +2

    I knew all I had to about how knowledgeable Forrest Galante is after he said Leopards are larger than Jaguars.

  • @macncheeks9428
    @macncheeks9428 2 года назад

    Literally binged Forrest Galante's show lmao

  • @pewymcpewerson1395
    @pewymcpewerson1395 5 лет назад +696

    Joe "the DMT elves gave me this shirt" Rogan.

    • @looch1ner500
      @looch1ner500 5 лет назад +4

      booooo your corny DMT joke

    • @roryboyes2307
      @roryboyes2307 5 лет назад +2

      Is this not getting a bit old now. Cheap shots dont count

    • @AriasUSAF
      @AriasUSAF 4 года назад

      I found the comment funny. Because after doing DMT you tend to stop wearing "cool" clothes and dressing like society.

  • @komreed
    @komreed 5 лет назад +359

    Jaguars on average are significantly larger than leopards

    • @derobertonpoint
      @derobertonpoint 5 лет назад +26

      Yes they are. Jaguars are bulkier & weight more

    • @komreed
      @komreed 5 лет назад +14

      I’m Certain

    • @hoguejp
      @hoguejp 5 лет назад +4

      I thought so too

    • @hekikoka5792
      @hekikoka5792 5 лет назад +17

      excluding freak exceptions leopards are smaller animals period than Jaguars who are bigger and heavier with a tremendous bite force. They don't bite at the base of the neck like leopards and all other big cats do, they actually bite and crush the skull of their prey.

    • @johnndominguez3290
      @johnndominguez3290 5 лет назад +5

      Look up whos bigger.google says jaguars are bulkier and more muscular than leopards.only look smallet because their tail isnt as long as leopards.

  • @hernanmarin3904
    @hernanmarin3904 2 года назад +1

    Guys....Correction, Jaguars are bigger! they tend to be up to 250 lbs, while the Leopard tend to be upto 175 lbs.

  • @CFRoach
    @CFRoach 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bigfoot doesn't believe there's a Joe Rogan; He's been searching for years and never found a hair sample : (

  • @creative8569
    @creative8569 4 года назад +2190

    Joe “I’m going to wear my wife’s Lavender blouse today” Rogan.

    • @samtrinidad217
      @samtrinidad217 3 года назад +12

      Creative lmao

    • @kennyg5242
      @kennyg5242 3 года назад +13

      Joe Rogan - AKA - "The Rougester" can pull off any attire. He's Joe "THE BOSS MAN" Rogan!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    • @skibootdier9488
      @skibootdier9488 3 года назад +6

      He could.. Who's gonna call him on it? He'll choke you out.

    • @NichtNameee
      @NichtNameee 3 года назад +16

      For some reason it calms me down. Maybe It's the colour of the DMT entities.

    • @gaildorries4064
      @gaildorries4064 3 года назад +7

      In touch with his feminine side.. Pastels make him blush

  • @avi8204
    @avi8204 5 лет назад +690

    I was triggered when the expert said leopards are bigger than Jaguars

  • @suziecreamcheese211
    @suziecreamcheese211 7 месяцев назад

    The “cat” filmed in AZ could have been someone’s exotic pet that they abandoned when it got too big.

  • @king_apache7138
    @king_apache7138 2 года назад

    We’ve been looking for the missing link and when we found it we killed it

  • @dblankenship88
    @dblankenship88 5 лет назад +1078

    Joe “Do Jaguars do DMT” Rogan.

  • @rgrtnyjjc
    @rgrtnyjjc 4 года назад +85

    4:32
    “And he’s erect”
    “Yeah he’s erect and he’s ya know...”
    “Is he...?”

  • @lisamurphy2129
    @lisamurphy2129 Год назад

    I could watch Joe talk about animals for days

  • @requiem4442
    @requiem4442 2 года назад

    When u remember the shirt and it’s two years ago, and of course he’s talking about Chimps 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephmartinez6515
    @josephmartinez6515 5 лет назад +140

    Joe "I'll just wear this shirt" Rogan

    • @MacncheeseChris
      @MacncheeseChris 5 лет назад

      hahaha

    • @Robloxtwoface326
      @Robloxtwoface326 5 лет назад +2

      Joseph Martinez now this shit was funny 😂

    • @titojackson278
      @titojackson278 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfao. Nice

    • @k4milek82
      @k4milek82 5 лет назад +1

      Captain, what's about his shirt?

    • @emgee65
      @emgee65 5 лет назад +3

      Kamil M
      Anyone finds anything funny these days.
      This lack of intellect concerns me greatly.
      .

  • @JForJack
    @JForJack 5 лет назад +1798

    Jaguars pound for pound are the strongest, fastest, most powerful cats on earth. They can take down anything from deer to crocodiles. They have the same pulling strength as leopards, aquatic qualities of the tiger. Nothing tops them.
    Decent cars too

    • @saxonelyaman9212
      @saxonelyaman9212 5 лет назад +76

      J For Jack nah tigers

    • @ploppyploppy6554
      @ploppyploppy6554 5 лет назад +28

      I'm Scottish and we only have tiny wild cats .

    • @jnixa1010
      @jnixa1010 5 лет назад +76

      J For Jack Siberian Tigers are the apex big cat.

    • @JForJack
      @JForJack 5 лет назад +20

      jnixa1010 watch Big Cat Tier List by TierZoo to see why they aren’t :)

    • @CHAZZ08
      @CHAZZ08 5 лет назад +54

      Caimans not crocs bro

  • @kevinpeterwareham8131
    @kevinpeterwareham8131 Год назад

    he goes looking for those chimps NEVER to be seen again.

  • @koningkont
    @koningkont 2 года назад

    *Mark Normad voice* "Hey there's three of them!

  • @alecnolastname4362
    @alecnolastname4362 5 лет назад +834

    "Whats going on in the amazon thats driving the animals into the desert?"
    DEFORESTATION

    • @dackjaniels4205
      @dackjaniels4205 5 лет назад +8

      😭😭😭

    • @fredjasper7378
      @fredjasper7378 5 лет назад +10

      They gettin the fudge out a there

    • @_lime.
      @_lime. 5 лет назад +39

      The aren't going to the desert, the desert is coming to them.

    • @phx-b
      @phx-b 5 лет назад +4

      Lime that was a cool play on words

    • @raccoonkid9517
      @raccoonkid9517 5 лет назад +23

      There is no amazon in Mexico, And Mexico does not suffer major deforestation in comparison to other latin countries

  • @JD-xn4ls
    @JD-xn4ls 5 лет назад +502

    “I’m a true wildlife biologist” from the man that says Leopards are bigger than Jaguars 😂😂😂

    • @nicksmith3746
      @nicksmith3746 5 лет назад +4

      No idea right!? 🙄

    • @dinodatrindade2104
      @dinodatrindade2104 5 лет назад +6

      Great spot 😂

    • @scottlebrun6782
      @scottlebrun6782 5 лет назад +51

      I caught that too.... guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

    • @raulchafloque3195
      @raulchafloque3195 5 лет назад +26

      Hahahaha i love how he didn’t even stop to think about it for a second...smfh

    • @raulchafloque3195
      @raulchafloque3195 5 лет назад +38

      I’m a true animal planet and nat geo watcher and I’m sure jaguars are bigger than leopards. Fucking dumbasses lol

  • @Notthatbrandon
    @Notthatbrandon Год назад

    Joe "What's bigger a jaguar or a leadpord? A leadpord, yeah a leadpord. And that's even bigger" Rogan

  • @brandyb4456
    @brandyb4456 2 года назад +1

    Joe rocking my grannies top here 😁

  • @mrmidnight32
    @mrmidnight32 4 года назад +1104

    Joe needs to burn that shirt, and buy another one just like it and burn that one too.

    • @leeetchells609
      @leeetchells609 4 года назад +12

      Shut up and embrace your feminine side !!

    • @Lobo0011
      @Lobo0011 4 года назад +28

      Shit he’s rocking it

    • @booferz4391
      @booferz4391 4 года назад +22

      CK_32 man pulls it off, because he ain’t insecure 💀

    • @jamesdemile4181
      @jamesdemile4181 4 года назад +1

      CK_32 wow you’re so funny. That’s a great joke you stole to only get 89 likes. Such a fail

    • @mrmidnight32
      @mrmidnight32 4 года назад +8

      James DeMile 1) stole what?
      2) who gives a flying fuck about likes? You really that insecure?
      3) who cares? Does this really bother you this much? Go watch RUclips and be happy instead of mad about someone’s random ass comment on RUclips lol

  • @gerwulfthered154
    @gerwulfthered154 5 лет назад +1003

    A wildlife biologist who thinks a Leopard is bigger than a Jaguar!

    • @thedynastycontinues945
      @thedynastycontinues945 5 лет назад +17

      The jaguar Joe is referring to was also poached 9 months ago

    • @ayo30s
      @ayo30s 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao, 👍🏾👊🏾✌🏾🇳🇬🇺🇸

    • @ayo30s
      @ayo30s 5 лет назад

      The Dynasty Continues Really??? 👎🏿👎🏾👎🏿👎🏾🇳🇬🇺🇸

    • @thedynastycontinues945
      @thedynastycontinues945 5 лет назад +1

      @@ayo30s Really

    • @liamwhite5529
      @liamwhite5529 5 лет назад +5

      Also they live in the Sonoran desert, theres just no more on the american side except for this one after hunting them.

  • @Danny-gg6qk
    @Danny-gg6qk 2 года назад

    "Toyota heelix" 😂

  • @discordye4825
    @discordye4825 11 месяцев назад

    Forrest is so awesome. He never tries to talk about aomething he doesnt onow about. Always saysbwhen he doesnt know, never makes it up as he goes. I love his, "huh.." lmao.

  • @Bk1geny
    @Bk1geny 3 года назад +455

    Comment section:
    80% about Joe’s Lavender shirt
    20% about the Chimps

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 3 года назад +6

      I'm glad he wore that shirt or else the comments would be 100% about chimps, like usual.

    • @MotorCityMob
      @MotorCityMob 3 года назад +1

      Soon as I saw your comment, All I could focus on was his shirt 😂

    • @jacobzwicker9235
      @jacobzwicker9235 3 года назад

      Actually 1% summarizing comments

    • @josay3394
      @josay3394 2 года назад

      You forgot the percentage that are whining about him being wrong while being an expert on animals

    • @lonewolf2150
      @lonewolf2150 2 года назад

      More like 20% comments are jaguar is bigger than leopard

  • @ianroberts4981
    @ianroberts4981 4 года назад +191

    Forrest seems like he’s listening to his stoned teenage nephew.

  • @pocohax6552
    @pocohax6552 2 года назад +26

    This guy has definitely come from a rich sheltered background and this job of his is a byproduct of his adventures
    He thought that ringworm is a literal worm and everyone already commented on the jaguar leopard size thing.
    I don't know what to make of this podcast but it sure did stir up a discussion

    • @mkum2141
      @mkum2141 Год назад

      Your comment couldn’t have made you look more ignorant. Forest galante was raised on a farm in zimbabwe and has rediscovered 8 animals which were thought to be distinct. Perhaps a quick google search will prevent you from looking like such a fool next time.

  • @jerrychianciola717
    @jerrychianciola717 Год назад

    That jaguar looks very well fed.

  • @ozzeey9069
    @ozzeey9069 4 года назад +148

    bruh seeing everyone freak out about that jaguar comment is great

  • @gavinblower1475
    @gavinblower1475 5 лет назад +52

    Are we just going to ignore the fake buffering halfway through? I don’t appreciate that.

    • @williamlacosse4197
      @williamlacosse4197 5 лет назад +7

      Gavin Blower thought it was my connection. thanks for clearing that up.

    • @baconbits6538
      @baconbits6538 5 лет назад +2

      I have a crappy up and download so I thought it was me.

    • @djfreshprince8603
      @djfreshprince8603 5 лет назад

      Yeah bullshit, what were they trying to cut out

  • @marcofernandez9042
    @marcofernandez9042 2 года назад

    I was able to escape from a cougar.. alive..waited for the right time..

  • @chilli-soup
    @chilli-soup 2 года назад

    Chimps and JR in the same title?
    We're here in a flash.

  • @danielingram3142
    @danielingram3142 4 года назад +436

    I love that beard guy makes a huge point of saying he’s not interested in shit like Bigfoot and Loch Ness monster immediately followed by Joe talking about those things for like 5 minutes and blowing his own mind.

    • @hankjohnson5986
      @hankjohnson5986 3 года назад +10

      It's just not his profession

    • @chaoswarrior
      @chaoswarrior 2 года назад +31

      His mind is not being blown. He is just being a polite guest. It’s like when a child tells you something very mundane, but you as an adult act fascinated. Rogan is that child.

    • @joshuadowdle9691
      @joshuadowdle9691 2 года назад +13

      @@chaoswarrior He meant Joe Rogan was blowing Joe Rogan's mind. His own mind.

    • @markcunningham5655
      @markcunningham5655 2 года назад +2

      And these are the exact kind of people who need to sit down and leave science alone.

    • @markcunningham5655
      @markcunningham5655 2 года назад +1

      The truth is in front of him out there but he don't want to explore the truth.
      This guy is the problem to science.

  • @extrasmalldoll654
    @extrasmalldoll654 5 лет назад +1546

    Why is Joe wearing his wife's shirts lately?

    • @BBMJ-ub2lr
      @BBMJ-ub2lr 5 лет назад +36

      Extra Small Doll that’s a nice blouse

    • @Tesla_ofthe_Skies
      @Tesla_ofthe_Skies 5 лет назад +40

      That was great dude, I'm dead right now haha

    • @ABH313
      @ABH313 5 лет назад +10

      Seriously have been thinking the same thing...glad someone else pointed it out... thought I was the only one

    • @logic3686
      @logic3686 5 лет назад +4

      @@omargutierrez8840 Still laughing LOL.

    • @iasiahalofivae375
      @iasiahalofivae375 5 лет назад +15

      When your rich you just don't give a fuck

  • @christianbruh2042
    @christianbruh2042 Год назад

    Jaguars are for sure bigger and they way they both fed off each other and we’re like “yea yea definitely leopards” 😂

  • @nickotine604
    @nickotine604 Год назад

    Rogan should film a series with this guy and travel with him exploring animals.

  • @jf8465
    @jf8465 5 лет назад +352

    I like how confidently he said leopards were bigger than jaguars

    • @garrettneumann5460
      @garrettneumann5460 5 лет назад +64

      Jags are wayy bigger

    • @glenmahony9595
      @glenmahony9595 5 лет назад +23

      That’s all it takes lol when in fact they couldn’t be more wrong

    • @bluelotusnefertoum2144
      @bluelotusnefertoum2144 5 лет назад +2

      @@garrettneumann5460 Right, I think DMT then fry their brain CTFU

    • @lakersyupyupable
      @lakersyupyupable 5 лет назад

      Leopards compete for food with lions bruh. They are bigger than jags

    • @bluelotusnefertoum2144
      @bluelotusnefertoum2144 5 лет назад +26

      @@lakersyupyupable Google your nonsense LMMFAO

  • @gitsurfer27
    @gitsurfer27 5 лет назад +994

    - Jaguars are bigger
    - Girly shirt
    - Not an expert

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 5 лет назад +98

      @Kevin Kirby You don't know what a pussy looks like IRL

    • @nathaningle7475
      @nathaningle7475 5 лет назад +17

      gitsurfer27 listen to the podcast, his stories were fascinating. So what he didn’t get one throw away fact right

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 5 лет назад +12

      @@nathaningle7475 I was just parroting the comment section, not saying those things mysef

    • @ivyking4149
      @ivyking4149 5 лет назад +3

      No they're not
      Nice shirt
      Check credentials

    • @ballkans
      @ballkans 5 лет назад +1

      @@gitsurfer27 Haha, yeah, you tell him.
      Many are just plain dumb.

  • @TerminusHostilia
    @TerminusHostilia 2 года назад

    Joe's outlook: "If I don't believe it, it doesn't exist".
    I like it. I'm quick to see someone inadvertently reveal what's underneath.

  • @evilbee94
    @evilbee94 Год назад +1

    Juaguars are bigger than Leopards. . Marginal difference in mass but huge difference in muscle density

  • @benjafranklin5996
    @benjafranklin5996 5 лет назад +363

    Jaguars are bigger than lepards smh. They say it so confidently

    • @Tufarock
      @Tufarock 5 лет назад +48

      Folks tend to believe confident idiots for some reason

    • @darkellthepiercer
      @darkellthepiercer 5 лет назад +13

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @kenweller2032
      @kenweller2032 5 лет назад +1

      They're right.

    • @MrTiton536
      @MrTiton536 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah man you fake clown you tubers comment pros have never miss phrased a comment and said it backwards. I guarantee he knows the difference much better then you silly clowns. My god the uneducated RUclips troll has the biggest ego in the world, within. The tiny box of RUclips anyway. Fucking clowns

    • @benjafranklin5996
      @benjafranklin5996 5 лет назад +32

      @@MrTiton536 What are you talking about? It was very clear. They said leopards are bigger than jaguars. Which is very wrong

  • @jp092175
    @jp092175 5 лет назад +289

    It probably escaped from a drug lord in Tijuana lol

    • @kevinbohay1344
      @kevinbohay1344 4 года назад +1

      Bahahahaha!

    • @mitchellw7118
      @mitchellw7118 4 года назад +5

      Randomly sitting in my living room in a little countryside village in Britain in the cold laughing away at that comment. Thank you sir.

    • @David-um4dy
      @David-um4dy 4 года назад +1

      @@mitchellw7118 that's cool, my goal is to visit your country next summer.

    • @Overton_Windows
      @Overton_Windows 4 года назад +3

      David it’s probably the least exotic place in the world. But if you want to see the source of everything wrong with America, Britain is a good place to see where it all started...

    • @47thRONIN
      @47thRONIN 4 года назад

      Far cry memories

  • @coreymichael1880
    @coreymichael1880 Год назад

    There is no chimp that could ever dream of taking down a Lion.

  • @bobmirfin8010
    @bobmirfin8010 6 месяцев назад +1

    Even a numpty like me knows a male Jag is bigger than a male leopard 😂

  • @chrismeno963
    @chrismeno963 3 года назад +1437

    "I'm a true wild life biologist" and he thought the leopard was bigger than the jaguar

    • @hamzaait1491
      @hamzaait1491 3 года назад +78

      Yes it make nonsense because leopard weighs in general 175 pound
      and the Jaguar 230 pounds

    • @ExMachina70
      @ExMachina70 3 года назад +58

      Yeah I thought it was odd when they brought up leopards being bigger.

    • @thatguyfromseychelles1576
      @thatguyfromseychelles1576 3 года назад +92

      was scrolling down to see if I was the only one who noticed that

    • @burtan2000
      @burtan2000 3 года назад +95

      Some of the stuff he says is dumb. Like I took college bio, i'm an armchair biologist, lifelong animal lover and there's very little he says that I didn't already know. And then there's the occasional wrong statement he makes. Maybe it's bc he's a generalist and doesn't focus on one species or even one type of animal. But even a mediocre herpetologist would know leopards are Old World animals and MUCH smaller than Jaguars. Jaguars are like big brutes and leopards are super sneaky, crafty little assassins

    • @nelly5954
      @nelly5954 3 года назад +30

      @@burtan2000 the fact that he's not telling you anything you didn't know should make you ask yourself, why am I not on the joe rogan podcast instead of him

  • @porkka9852
    @porkka9852 5 лет назад +585

    Joe “I literally found this shirt at a gay bar” Rogan

    • @Pagatang
      @Pagatang 5 лет назад +13

      How do you know what sort of shirt you would find at a gay bar? Have you kept many?
      Lots of people will accept you when you relax and accept yourself.

    • @carlosvazquez2984
      @carlosvazquez2984 5 лет назад +14

      That gay-shaming shit ain't funny anymore. Stop being a pussy

    • @chetarmlin1196
      @chetarmlin1196 5 лет назад +3

      Only ones who frequent said establishments notice.

    • @porkka9852
      @porkka9852 5 лет назад +3

      Soy boy

    • @polarbearswag7342
      @polarbearswag7342 5 лет назад +3

      Carlos Vazquez that’s not true. Look how many likes the op got. I, for one, thought the “literally found at gay bar” joke was hilarious 😆

  • @Madseason6x9
    @Madseason6x9 2 года назад

    Congo was an amazing horror/scifi movie, Joe.

  • @DannyMorrs
    @DannyMorrs 4 года назад +272

    2:34 how you gonna leave rendering in the video lol

  • @mikea9929
    @mikea9929 5 лет назад +1066

    Fake scientist guy: “ I only study animals we have a strong grasp on”
    Joe: you heard of the bondo ape

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 5 лет назад +2

      Mike A:

    • @3DVizzion
      @3DVizzion 5 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @Jayce_Alexander
      @Jayce_Alexander 4 года назад +114

      ​@Blake Tilton Nonsense. I have a PhD in history, but that doesn't mean I'm familiar with the basics of the entirety of human history. Every scientist or academic has their specialisms, and every scientist or academic also has blind spots in areas, within their academic discipline.

    • @Daniel-bb9qj
      @Daniel-bb9qj 4 года назад +18

      Rishi Rajan He said leopards were bigger than jaguars

    • @cadman0752
      @cadman0752 4 года назад +31

      Forrest Galante discovers freaking extinct animals. He is a very intelligent scientist.

  • @justinhernn
    @justinhernn 2 года назад

    Chimps r wild

  • @TecumsehSherman36
    @TecumsehSherman36 Год назад

    HEY, THOSE BIG MONKEYS ARE OUR COUSINS...I'M STILL WAITING TO SEE THEM HALF HUMAN THOUGH.

  • @pacthug4life
    @pacthug4life 5 лет назад +781

    Comment section:
    - 55% Jaguar is bigger than leopard
    - 40% "Jokes" about Joe's longsleeve
    - 5% Joe "chimp or DMT" Rogan jokes
    You guys are really creative

    • @tiraricoable
      @tiraricoable 5 лет назад +41

      This coments are 110% creative

    • @backabeyond
      @backabeyond 5 лет назад +32

      And they all think they’re being creative, despite the fact that they scrolled past 20 other similar comments before deciding to post their own.

    • @fredyscanlan
      @fredyscanlan 5 лет назад +3

      You forgot - 1% comment section:

    • @jeremiahvallot1713
      @jeremiahvallot1713 5 лет назад +2

      Given the fact that that doesn't even add up to 100 percent

    • @pacthug4life
      @pacthug4life 5 лет назад +2

      @@jeremiahvallot1713 Damn, thanks for pointing that out. I was writing from my phone, I had to hit 5 instead of 4.

  • @masonhamlin8239
    @masonhamlin8239 5 лет назад +574

    I love listening to two people talk about stuff that neither one has any real info about.🤣

    • @josephsherman5288
      @josephsherman5288 5 лет назад +21

      That's how people learn.

    • @nofx1420
      @nofx1420 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha exactly what I was thinking 👍

    • @masonhamlin8239
      @masonhamlin8239 5 лет назад +33

      Joseph Sherman when two people have no idea what they’re talking about, no one learns anything.

    • @josephsherman5288
      @josephsherman5288 5 лет назад +2

      @@masonhamlin8239 That is incorrect.

    • @lafinlab7638
      @lafinlab7638 5 лет назад +2

      Dale Robinson i think ur incorrect brother

  • @Ruminatee
    @Ruminatee Год назад

    did the clip just buffer in the video? hell nah 💀

  • @drucifer83314
    @drucifer83314 9 месяцев назад +1

    Holy fuck, a jaguar is a much bigger, denser cat than a leopard. What? 😂

  • @sw-fd4ty
    @sw-fd4ty 5 лет назад +449

    I'm fairly sure a jaguar is bigger than a leopard

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 5 лет назад +4

      Prove it.

    • @Christian.9198
      @Christian.9198 5 лет назад +3

      I'm 100% sure my right foot is slightly bigger than my left.

    • @LVSinger
      @LVSinger 5 лет назад +5

      Tigers...Lions...Jaguars...Leopards...Pumas...Lynx...et al., feline order of large cats by size, weight. ,etc. [sources] Zoologists, Wildlife biologists, Univ. Biology Depts., Zoological Park curators/staff, Britannica, et al.

    • @alrivers2297
      @alrivers2297 5 лет назад

      @@LVSingercorrect except I believe mountain lions are heavier than leopards on average.

    • @thedynastycontinues945
      @thedynastycontinues945 5 лет назад

      That jaguar Joe was talking about is also dead now

  • @mcwendel8066
    @mcwendel8066 5 лет назад +1248

    He’s a wildlife biologist and doesn’t know jaguars are bigger than leopards? 🤦🏼‍♂️🤔

    • @FindTheFun
      @FindTheFun 5 лет назад +141

      Not only that, but he's a wildlife biologist and he doesn't wanna "offend the crypto guys"...

    • @crywhit4619
      @crywhit4619 5 лет назад +175

      It's like asking a ob/gyn to do neuro/brain surgery. They are both doctors but they do very different things. That or he just had a brain fart. He is human, he is allowed to err.

    • @ilovetheatf
      @ilovetheatf 5 лет назад +60

      He's clearly a decent dude that didn't want to annoy the incels that believe in cryptic myths.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 лет назад +18

      Chris McLaughlin exactly I call bullshit, probably just a self proclaimed biologist

    • @iasiahalofivae375
      @iasiahalofivae375 5 лет назад

      Chris McLaughlin your point

  • @42LGK
    @42LGK 9 месяцев назад +1

    normal people: jaguar, leopard
    freaking americans: jAgWirE, LEPPERT

  • @2ndjim
    @2ndjim 11 месяцев назад +1

    A wildlife zoologist who thinks a leopard is bigger than a jaguar, the 3rd biggest cat.

  • @CP-WORKS
    @CP-WORKS 4 года назад +2333

    He lost all credibility when he said leopards are bigger than jaguars.

    • @blahkusa5863
      @blahkusa5863 4 года назад +48

      Thanks🙏🏻

    • @Manos4everproductions
      @Manos4everproductions 4 года назад +172

      Indeed, jaguars are bigger and much scarier than leapards

    • @ronniejones9565
      @ronniejones9565 4 года назад +33

      @@Manos4everproductions yeah leopards are almost the same cat as mountain lions

    • @YonkoBlackbeard
      @YonkoBlackbeard 4 года назад +59

      Feel better about your shitty life were no one gives a fuck about you

    • @lilharrierstrike1496
      @lilharrierstrike1496 4 года назад +121

      @@YonkoBlackbeard says the dude that likes his own comment lool

  • @taffm2946
    @taffm2946 3 года назад +797

    Went to junior school with Forrest, really cool, really weird guy. I remember he caught a lizard and let it bite his ear and he walked around with a lizard earring! Not at all surprised how he turned out! Haha!

    • @steveg7724
      @steveg7724 3 года назад +25

      Dude you never did that. I thought everyone did, but I'm from the 60's.

    • @PiLLO360
      @PiLLO360 3 года назад +31

      Slayer 97 what?

    • @steveg7724
      @steveg7724 3 года назад +44

      @@PiLLO360 you never used a lizard as an ear ring? Thought every kid did that at least once in their life.

    • @PiLLO360
      @PiLLO360 3 года назад +12

      Slayer 97 oh never mind. I misread your comment but yes lizards are cool:)

    • @steveg7724
      @steveg7724 3 года назад +14

      @@PiLLO360 that's cool, should have put a question mark at the end. Went back and read my comment and it does sound a little of beat. 🤪

  • @keithliles1244
    @keithliles1244 2 года назад

    For Forest to say "i'm not well read on that" about bigfoot say's alot about his character.

  • @GodlsAFK
    @GodlsAFK Год назад

    How did i know id run into a joe rogan video on my 3 am ape fights search

  • @creimroc2684
    @creimroc2684 5 лет назад +213

    Your phone didn’t skip at 2:36

  • @jhayabusa9344
    @jhayabusa9344 5 лет назад +51

    Less rain forest = roaming animals.

  • @theholycow6150
    @theholycow6150 2 года назад

    I want to see him talk about the Gombe chimp war

  • @mrpassthebong3213
    @mrpassthebong3213 2 года назад +1

    jaguars, although not the largest of the "big cats" actually have the strongest bite force of all of the big cats. so fricken cool

  • @you3ee
    @you3ee 5 лет назад +46

    Jaguar is the 3rd largest cat....Tigers are the largest, Lion is the second and Jaguars are the 3rd

    • @amarillorica
      @amarillorica 5 лет назад +1

      yea everyone has google

    • @hrntt2184
      @hrntt2184 5 лет назад +3

      Ker Plunk apparently joe doesn’t if he thinks leopards are bigger lol

    • @Mamsaturatdevoi
      @Mamsaturatdevoi 5 лет назад

      @@hrntt2184 Yeah, we can all ignore the previous comment. Just another @sshole that expects RUclips comments to contain information which cannot be found on the internet.

    • @hereb4theend
      @hereb4theend 5 лет назад

      Siberian tigers are bigger than regular tigers 😂. Also the largest land carnivore is the polar bear 😨

  • @MidwestPicker
    @MidwestPicker 5 лет назад +201

    "The bone of the skull" aka skull

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 5 лет назад +10

      I saw this before I got to that part thinking Joe was being an idiot, but in context you can tell he just doesn't know the vocabulary for a certain part of the skull. And I don't either so it's kinda hard to make fun of someone for being just as dumb as you.

    • @LordHypnos4
      @LordHypnos4 5 лет назад +15

      There's like 26 bones in the skull

    • @keatenchancellor1335
      @keatenchancellor1335 5 лет назад +2

      Sagital crest

    • @shammycat3538
      @shammycat3538 4 года назад

      So your ex is either highly intelligent, or the female Jeffrey Dahmer. Probably good she's your ex, just to be safe.

  • @johnbland1585
    @johnbland1585 2 года назад +1

    The Zouthern Indians have always hunted those big Jaguars down there . The man who taught me to make traditional bows was a Dakota and he would told me about this. He has also made bows for them in the 1990s. The Apache and others hunt those big cats and other animals, it's not unusual.

  • @SuperFata
    @SuperFata 7 месяцев назад

    When you watch Joe Rogan while multi-tasking and are sure you just heard him tell a story about giant chimps eating Def Leppard...

  • @thekrampus5663
    @thekrampus5663 4 года назад +122

    Man all these comments are either roasting Joe for his shirt or roasting Forrest for confusing Jaguars for Leopards.

    • @30035XD
      @30035XD 4 года назад +6

      There is also the random guy pointing out the obvious.

    • @GholaTleilaxu
      @GholaTleilaxu 3 года назад

      They should be roasting him for spreading so much misinformation.

  • @chrisv3420
    @chrisv3420 5 лет назад +321

    Jaguars are bigger than leopards, Joe. Jaguars are the third biggest cat. Tigers are the biggest, then Lions, then Jaguars.

    • @masterace1071
      @masterace1071 5 лет назад +33

      @@robilav ligers do not count because they are made by humans from animals in captivity , it is not a natural thing that you will see in the wild.

    • @RamRam-ex8jb
      @RamRam-ex8jb 5 лет назад +4

      Master Ace i dont think so, pal.

    • @rang123yea5
      @rang123yea5 5 лет назад +10

      Also "Ligers" need to be sired by a lion to be huge if the father is a tiger they come out smaller than both.

    • @masterace1071
      @masterace1071 5 лет назад +22

      @@RamRam-ex8jb what do you mean '' i don't think so '' it doesn't matter what you think , tigers and lions do not reproduce in the wild lol that's just a fact

    • @josephcarlosruiz8934
      @josephcarlosruiz8934 5 лет назад +6

      @@masterace1071 Ligers do count!! Their without a doubt the biggest and most fatal big cats out there.. A 1000lb Liger could literally eat a 1 ton Samsquanch..GOSH!!!

  • @jacklangley861
    @jacklangley861 7 месяцев назад

    Exciting topic!

  • @michaelawill
    @michaelawill 2 года назад +1

    Half of the things they declare as fact are wrong, which is about on par with a straight 50/50 guess. "Which is bigger, a Jaguar or a Leopard. Oh, a Loepard. For sure." - lol

  • @TonyN-ib1wy
    @TonyN-ib1wy 4 года назад +1588

    A wildlife biologist that doesnt know a jaguar is larger than leopard....must be an online college program

    • @captaingreenhat
      @captaingreenhat 4 года назад +82

      That and he thinks these are strictly jungle animals. Even Joe said they were their in the past. Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona historically had jaguars and whatnot until they were driving out from pressure by humans and the environment.

    • @coleeason6007
      @coleeason6007 4 года назад +9

      And they were in the south east part of the country in really large numbers

    • @ohioartifactdude5658
      @ohioartifactdude5658 4 года назад +16

      @@captaingreenhat The last know one killed by a hunter in Arizona was in 1963. They also were plentiful in S. Calif. and Colorado.

    • @winstonzendejas
      @winstonzendejas 4 года назад +2

      Tony N Dude I thought the thing... incredible.

    • @freshsta3000
      @freshsta3000 4 года назад +119

      Wouldn't it be quite impossible to remember every fact about every single animal? His field is animals that are thought to be extinct after what I've understood and this would mean he doesn't have to be an expert on jaguars. Pretty stupid critique honestly