Doug Stanhope - ACID Bootleg
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Acclaimed self-help guru Doug Stanhope delivers a sermon on how to unlock the extraordinary healing power that lay in faith, goodwill, and unconditional love.
Also, buy Doug's shit, you worthless cockmasters.
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If my Comedian Rushmore was only one head big, it'd be of Doug.
Remember that this is guy that all of the greatest comics listen to when they want to laugh. He's a genius.
I always thought Doug was pretty funny, but I was a passive listener. The last two days I've been seriously exploring his material, and realize he's one of the greats. He really appeals to the bitter a$$hole in me who desperately misses George Carlin.
stanhope is hard bro,
@@samwesley8237
For sure.
Stanhope better than him and Bill burr.
@@baffledbybullshit-
Bill Burr is slightly less funny than colon cancer.
Absolutely true! Same here
His ability to paint a picture is off the charts, you can basically smell whatever heinous scene he is describing. Him and Bill Hicks truly are, to use Bill's own phrase, "dark poets".
"*Little Dark Fucking Poets*" 😂
Theyre fucking garbage. Most vile of all propagandists.
@JearbearjenkinsTotally agree with this, when I first discovered Stanhope I immediately felt the Hicks connection but the more of his material I heard, the more I thought he's Hicks 2.0, the upgraded version. The intricacy and density of his material outstrips Hicks, Stanhope is a true comedy revelation.
One thing that i adore the most about stanhope is the fact that his transitions are always masterfully done. Subjects are so seemlesly linked to each other, one never understands the change. All his shows are like one big story with many side stories. I seriously think that his story telling is simply the best in the whole of the comedy world.
dudarstmein it’s a craft he’s perfected in his way I’d say. God bless his liver
R.I.P. Brody Stevens. Sad day. Feb 23 2019.
Feb 22nd he died man. I know this cause he was born the same day as me, may 22nd.
If only someone in that audience slept with him
Kevin Snyder so he was born and died on the same day, 22 was his lucky and unlucky day
Johnny Cade wait really ?!? But Doug is still going ?!?
@@rustyshackleford3320 at least you have a great last name.
“Hi this is Doug Flutis for the United Way, and this is my boy Whackey and he was born without bones!!”
Tears.....crying, my stomach hurts.
I’m hurtin
Like an ingrown head lmao
😂
I am ganna buy every album doug has available tonight. So worth supporting this guy!
Best way to use your money. Listen one of his specials you have to hear them all. Trust me you wont be disappointed. Support this guy.
I'm excited about the autographed books!
Is this Doug?
"we're running out of lubricant. who's sober enough to drive?"
US comics are unique in the sense that they try and explore peoples perceptions and challenge the norms. I love our British comedians because they discuss relatable things as a Brit myself, but some American comics offer a deeper and more satisfying listen and sometimes i can listen to these without even needing to laugh and just feel satisfied that someone else out there actually understands the frustrations of the normal switched on human being.
Which British comedians would you put on a level anywhere near Doug Stanhope?
frankie boyle, jimmy carr, garry delaney sarah millican .
Stewart Lee
That's because the US comics aren't whoring themselves out hoping to get their noses into the BBC panel show trough where they still get paid long after they're no longer even slightly funny.
jelkel25 Russel Howard springs to mind
Whenever I get down on myself for not having more ambitions( or get down because I'm not down for not having more ambitions) Stanhope reminds me of whats really important in this world. Probably the only voice I've ever heard to point out the bright side and even embrace what most people consider to be a "loser". So happy I finally recently got turned on to his comedy/philosophy
"This might be the greatest country in the world, but that's like being the prettiest Denny's waitress"
Bammmmmmmmm!!!!
I just left the exact same comment then I looked right below mine and there was yours lol
This logic applies daily.
I use that analogy all the time.
"So I got a raise. It's clear that I am the best forklift mechanic in this shop"
"A raise? For being our best mechanic? Thats like being the prettiest waitress at Denny's. You proud?"
Its not by the way
When I read your video description, I like to think you fooled at least one person who just randomly stumbled upon the video and said, "Oh, this should be lovely".
The name of the video kinda gives it away
I knew who he was vaguely and when I read the description I'll be honest, it threw me off. Thought I found the wrong guy. Then I read the last line and thought "wait a second.."
"Like somebody kicked a hole in the side of a rotting hogs carcass." thats gold.
3:25 was unreal. Doug is the king of descriptive comedy
"GYM SOCK TITTIES"
He sounds like my inner voice . The only difference is he says it publicly! Amazing
Fucking Stanhope is on FIRE here! Damned shame about the audio glitch in the last 10 minutes. Secondly, I'm a professional musician and have been on stage many times while tripping on various types of psychedelics, but, that was always in a band context, where I could lose myself in the music and other members of the band and, hell, a good chunk of the audience were all in the same headspace that I was. To go on stage alone as a comedian, especially one as truly edgy as Doug Stanhope, not only speaks to the size of his balls, but, also how comfortable, confident, and professional he is on that stage. He is a rare and precious voce in the world of comedy.
Stanhope never had a weak special, just like Patrice
+mark james he is trash. Nuff sed, it is obvious
So much respect for that. Stayed true
love that comment Patrice was in the same realm of awesome wish he had more recorded stuff.
Thank fuck for the countless hours Patrice did on O&A
I'm taking a poll, who among the Stanhope/O'Neal circle appreciate or understand Norm MacDonalds' comedy?
Been a huge Stanhope fan for over 10 years now. Guy is a genius.
First off, Stanhope is god.
Secondly, thanks for you upload. You are now Jesus by default.
HOLY SHIT
Tairy you're everywhere.
I am stealing that name for my new x box live tag.
Thank you
Ryan Duff I had it a few years back and they made me change it.
so who the fuck is the holy spirit in your metaphor?
Tairy Hesticles oh, i see!
He did a good job on acid. Professional as fuck.
Oula Hynynen he hadnt really peaked yet. He fully peaked a little after he had already walked off stage
You've never tripped have you... you should watch the Pittsburgh Pirates Pitcher throw a no hitter on acid
I must have listened to this a dozen times and still laugh as hard as the first time I heard it
Hes one of the rare ones
Jim Jeffries ripped that "Rubber fuck-my-head" Joke completely! Even with the poop.
Can't believe I was a fan of his once.
At 43:45 the reason it's called Acid Bootleg is revealed, and my admiration for Stanhope is transformed to awe. Talk about a leap of faith. You could tell when the guy asked him if the dose kicked in yet he was thrown off a little bit, and the rebound and transition back to his original rhythm... astounding. I wish some of those old CIA fucks from the 50's could hear this.
I love how he quotes Pink Floyd when he really starts feeling the trip coming on :))
52:29
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That moment is everything about him
Doug Stanhope and George Carlin are/were the best comedians ever...
hell yeah! I concur
@@julijakeit stanhope perfected Carlins and Hicks preachyness and found a way to make it even more funny. Truly the GOAT. No one has been more honest hillarious and thoughtful than Stanhope. He will be remembered as the biggest influence on comedy of all time.
Cl1che_ Asylum Dwellers without being insulting to Stanhope I think Hicks and Carlin’s were a little too smart for their own good, especially Bill. I personally like that style because I’m a ‘ranter’ myself lol but I completely get those that don’t quite so much. I still rank bill as my number 1 but god damn Stanhope is fucking good, easily the best alive.
I agree with some of the previous comments. Carlin, Hicks, Stanhope are some of the greatest...but none of you fuckers mentioned Pryor. C'mon now.
Bill Hicks best ever. But they are close.
Thank you for uploading this
Damn he kills it here. I like how he doesn't really have an "act" or gimmick he just talks I think a lot of his stuff is improvised. Kinda reminds me of Bill Hicks.
Not improvised . He just has a shiiiiit ton of material to pick from depending on the audience reactions. Hes GOAT
I mean , he for sure does , but you only catch on to it if you can use the internet to binge all his stuff back to back ... and yes.. he does have a bit of Bill Hicks
@@thetalesofyuulicnaga5907yeah he actually knows every single bit, he write all his shit off stage completely unlike Hicks, who wrote only on stage. Stanhope once said he writes every bit like a lawyer, and can’t do crowd work at all because everything is so rehearsed and deeply thought about. That’s why he’s the GOAT and regarded by many of the best comedians as the greatest ever. Rich Voss, Dave Attell, and Joey Diaz all say he’s the best comedian to ever do it.
Best video description I have ever read on my eight year RUclips history.
Stanhope is the reason I dont quite drinking, he gives me hope that shitty people can thrive in a world of other shitty people. Stanhope for president 2016
@@johnnyparsnips7641 he died drunk driving
@@TheSunshineGroup no he didn’t, everyone knows he died from spontaneous combustion
@@lauritzdyb idk man I thought him dying by drunk driving was comedic based on his comment and the fact that he hasn't responded in over 7 years
Lol!
Stanhope makes realism hilarious.
Just discovered this guy on YT. Amazing.....genius of delivery...Finally, no filter....we need this.
Umm if this is ground breaking for you check out George Carlin, basically that's who Doug is imitating.
@@chucksawdy7283 not at all
I drank 2 40s of Mickey's and passed a breathalyzer 1 hour later. This was in the late 90s though. There's barely any alcohol in beer anymore. Some Slavic countries have labeled beer as a soft drink, so I've heard.
I used to want to travel the world to taste the beer because I always thought beer outside of the US was stronger. Found out beer In the US is as strong as its ever gonna get kinda cool but sad in a way haha
that "may squeeze a lemon in his eye" bit gets me laughing out loud every time.
Ernest Shackleton with Brown wings. Man this guys well researched. Very very clever. Great delivery.
"So you. Thought you. Might like to. Go to the show."
+David Pike "To feeeel the warm thrill of confusion- that space cad-et, glow."
+Noble Nemesis Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine? Is this not what you expected to see?
David Pike "If ya wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes, you'll just hafta crawl your way through this dis-guiise!"
THANK you I have been trying to find this for a minute.
"Acclaimed self-help guru Doug Stanhope delivers a sermon on how to unlock the extraordinary healing power that lay in faith, goodwill, and unconditional love." WHoop!!
R.I.P. Brody Stevens.
Met Doug at a show here in the south at a small pub, funny as fuck and a super nice guy to boot. Plus Andy Adrist burned down with us. Truly a highlight of my shitty life. Thanks guys!
You would by Anne Frank a Drum Kit.
Excellent.
youd give Anne Frank a drum set.....priceless
Man I wish this was on DVD. All time favorite
Download it and burn it then
Doug Stanhope is way out there.........even when he's not trippin'......this was good until the audio tanked 10 minutes from the end.....people who are shocked or offended by this material are precisely the types who need more exposure to the edgy irreverent truth about human natures dark side, the visceral nature of being alive.....sunday school it's not
"Take one in the FANNY...?
Save money on a NANNY!"
That description is golden, pretty true in my opinion.
". . . like somebody kicked a hole in the side of a rotting pig carcass."
That one got me today while I was driving, almost crashed lol
“Which completely eclipses the whole hangy, turkey-neck part of the moon.”
I was in the unfortunate position of actively drinking something when he said that. I was hacking my lungs out for a good few minutes there. 😂
"I would leave that baby at the closest church door step with a note in his little flipper hand ....."
Although he's similar to Hicks, I wouldn't say they're the same. It's not like Bill had a monopoly on social satire. I believe that as long as there are injustices and inequality in the world, there will be people like this.
Don't bet on it. There aren't too many of these guys left.
Don't bet on it. There aren't too many of these guys left.
Hicks had every fucking reason to be self-righteous and you know it.
Philosophy deluxe
"...these guys are in perfect physical condition, and they're blowin' out rubber-heads like it's Jiffy Pop popcorn..."
"...think an animal doesn't want to drink milk after it's been weaned...? ...eat a bowl of cereal in front of your cat...he'll dry-hump your sock crusty just to lick the spoon..."
"...and you're greeted by the angry nose of yesterday's BK Broiler..."
nearly died laughing.
"I've written 'Hints from Elloise' two times and nothing" was my favortite line of this whole thing
God bless this man.
just saw him in Detroit. Best stand up I've seen
Whoop whoop
Doug is the goat and this isn't even his best set
R.I.P. Brody Stevens, he was a true talent.
the doug flutie thing is so fucking funny
+Evan Goch he was born without bones lelelelelel
Stanhope is bad for my soul and I fucking love it.
Lol the description is great
I just read it cause you said that and fuck yeah it is lol
The sound breaks at 1:04:26
And over
i hope Brody got what Doug requested at the beginning of the act. RIP Brody.
I have a feeling this didnt happen, and thus, why hes RIP
sooo funny. Could listen to him all night. Cheers! D.A. NYC
Is it wrong that I am listening to this completely naked?
Nope, entirely appropriate.
Fitting attire my good chap
It would be wrong if you weren't.
I hope you didnt forget the vibrating egg
Hope not because I too am naked
I usually have my top part clothed when listening to Stanhope. The bottom part is usually exposed with my left hand gripped around my fallus. Stanhope's voice while watching porn (on mute) was and will continue to be a soothing soundtrack, an accompaniment one might say, to the guilt-ridden indulgence into something as unproductive as porn, but he just somehow has the ability to silence those stupid voices in my head and generally adds to a very pleasurable and fun experience. It's almost like banging a smart chick.
THANK YOU for uploading this; I was pissing myself.
ABSOLUTELY EPIC! 👏👏👏👏👏
43:27 - That first 'hello' moment when it starts to kick in.
Best description ever
Best...comedian...ever.
Doug Stanhope for president 2020 "KEEP AMERICA'S HOPE ALIVE".... or at least still twitching.
“a war-torn beaver that looked like someone kicked a hole in the side of a rotting hog’s carcass” .. how does stanhope do that ? lmao
Alcohol lol
Ryan Kearns
u know the answers that are right in front of you are usually the hardest to see.
Lol, true.. i guess any encounter with a vibrating egg is story worthy! Didn't realize how popular it was :)
iike buying ann frank a drumset. 2 straight days ive been blasting this guy. i dont want to force you to have to get overly loaded - get that - but dude you are god-like with every note you hit. the funniest i could find. ty boss. you are fuc&ing funny.
the real tyler durden!!
This guy really is something else! :o
why is the audio skipping every second for the last 10 minutes?
The final track is called "Broken Microphone Till the End."
It's a flawed master recording.
***** alright well i can still make most of it out. Don't ya just love that like half the audience starts shouting "NOOOO!" right before the potty mouth joke?
+nate wolf ACID!
and they are all saying it coz their girlfriends are there ( or a girl they want to fuck)
Whew, glad it's not my internet at least. Oh well, I can deal with it for Doug
i have this album on my mp3 player, but i had to pop in to let you know that your description is the shit. thanks for posting, by the way.
did the audio fuck up for anyone else at the end?
Yes
This is up there with the best stand up ive ever heard!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Doug ripping it up like no one ever....or will....one of the real good ones
Doug has so many comedy
CDs / Specials.
"Keep a mop handy and for God's sake don't get any on your skin!" Hahah
one of the funniest things ever muttered from anyone's mouth
The man. Uncensored, unacceptable to mainstream.
so ya...thought ya...might like to...go to the show
Sean Morrow I've got some bad news for ya sunshine: Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel...
sammy boy that's all it took...to the vinyl ! both discs !
sammy boy
"And through the window in the wall, come streaming in on sunlit wings, a million bright ambassadors of morning."
"Bleating and babbling they fell on his neck with a scream. Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream."
"Can you stand up? I do believe it's working- good. That'll keep you going for the show. Come on, it's time to go."
"There is no dark side of the moon. It's all dark. (I certainly was in the right)".
"United we stand, divided we fall. (and "tear down the wall").
"And then the one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run
You missed the starting gun
And you run and you run
To catch up with the sun
But it's sinking
Racing around
To come up behind you again
The sun is the same
In a relative way
But you're older
Shorter of breath
And one day closer to death
Every year is getting shorter
Never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught
Or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation
Is the English way
The time is gone
The song is over
Thought I'd something more to say."
All that you touch, and all that you see, is all that your life, is ever gonna be.
This is where it all started for me
everyone needs comedy Like everyone needs love and food to thrive. Dough provides a momentary break from that.
Wish he still did stand up that built on this kind of material, if anyone has a link to new material please share
Heard 'dying of a last breed'?
Brilliant.
Always
so ya - thought ya - might like to - go to the show...
This is the greatest comedy I’ve ever heard
"19... fuckin... PROHIBITION!" 😭😂😅🤣🤣🤣
STANHOPE IS THE GOAT!!
Doug is awesome!
true fact. i worked in the restaurant business back when you could smoke inside in ohio in 2001.... when they passed the law, and had them smoke outside, i got a headache from not having the second hand smoke....
its the one law i really dont have a problem with
I quit smoking a few months ago and I loved to smoke did it 20 years just can't afford it any more. it's amazing how I now see how much it stinks no way could I eat a meal by some one smoking hablarf
Stanhope is my hero.
Doug Stanhope will go down as one of the best comedians in history. He doesn’t care about these so called consequences and instead cares about his craft and making us piss ourselves laughing. I fucking love the guy.
Stanhope rules.
I just hope he's taking milk thistle every day, so his liver outlives his mind.
Think he's investing in cancer to avoid becoming Jake lemotta
Although I think he knows its coming.... Been coming for years. 😂
Don't forget vitamin B. Alcoholics need to take about twice the vitamin B as everyone else; it interferes with b-complex absorption, as well as limits appetite in advanced cases. Long-term B vitamin deficiency can lead to irreversible brain damage, and eventually a form of dementia similar to early-onset Alzheimer's, called Korsakoff's Syndrome.
Source: Am a drunk degenerate.
@@stevem.o.1185 Specifically B1 (Thiamine).
Source: Ditto
Greatest find in my life probably
This guy is genius. I love his style
I don’t scuba dive either, so this is relatable and therefore interesting to me. Thank you for the inspirational and whimsical video. Chock full of delicious information nuggets, as well.