Me: Legendary Dragonborn & defeater of Alduin & Miraak Hero of the civil war Archmage of the college of Winterhold Nightingale and leader of the thieves guild. Leader of the Dark Brotherhood. Thane of every hold. Vilkas: “I’ve never even heard of this milk drinker.”
Lets make the mysterious "Friend" that sends you letters great again. Lets appreciate the couriers that bring you those letters the most powerful NPCs in the game. They can find you no matter where you are like they have a airtag in your Daedric armor.
Something I’ve noticed in quite a few RPGs lately is less NPCs having world knowledge, I feel like I get WAY more I don’t know or it doesn’t matter from important side characters far more often
Oh my favourite moment in skyrim. Whiterun is under siege by 2 dragons at once, while dealing with that i accidently hurt a chicken, and the entire town goes berserk.
@@originalname8770 just play through the civil war questline until the end, then finish the main quest. The ending is quite different, but I don't wanna spoil any more of it for you.
@@mjolnirbaldur5770yeah but they die from the dumbest shit or at least become useless and then they die due to their owner or due to not wanting to live themselves 😂
Did notice a striking lack of children from other races, man and mer or otherwise and assumed the worst At least there's job security after adventuring and taking damage that would make long travel difficult but basic guard duty in a city is okay
Out of all the wacky things that Skyrim has, the white kids things is like THE ONE ACCURATE THING IN THE GAME! Skyrim is dominated by Nords, and Nords are based off of Scandinavians, who are blonde white people.
Tbf, bethesda seems terrible at designing children. There are what, four different “child” models in ALL of Starfield? And one of those child models is used for Cora Coe so she’s A. Everywhere and B. Distinctly mixed race, despite both of her parents being white?
You forgot to mention that they made horses able to report your crimes
Telepathy is a thing in Skyrim so it’s lore accurate that the court mage could commune with animals through magic…
@@kingkong-mp5jpdamn fed horses
@@kingkong-mp5jpthey need to hire you.
Me:
Legendary Dragonborn & defeater of Alduin & Miraak
Hero of the civil war
Archmage of the college of Winterhold
Nightingale and leader of the thieves guild.
Leader of the Dark Brotherhood.
Thane of every hold.
Vilkas:
“I’ve never even heard of this milk drinker.”
Let's make a dungeon that it takes a hour to find you way through and have the end of it a doorway behind the entrance.
That was actually design, so you don't have to back track. Now the best dungeons have a back door, not a circle loop.
@jacklansdale77 Yes I know. I've played elder scrolls games since the 90s. I just always thought it was funny just like senile scribbles.
Just be glad it's not a daggerfall dungeon where you get stuck in a hole and die after losing your mind in a never-ending labyrinthine nightmare.
Getting mugged as a werewolf "we doing this right now?"
10 rings would be broken with how enchanting works, but I wish we could do it at least one on each hand.
Lets make the mysterious "Friend" that sends you letters great again. Lets appreciate the couriers that bring you those letters the most powerful NPCs in the game. They can find you no matter where you are like they have a airtag in your Daedric armor.
Something I’ve noticed in quite a few RPGs lately is less NPCs having world knowledge, I feel like I get WAY more I don’t know or it doesn’t matter from important side characters far more often
Very true
The first one 😭 i still remember my disappointment as a kid when i first beat Alduin and realized not many people cared LOL
Oh my favourite moment in skyrim. Whiterun is under siege by 2 dragons at once, while dealing with that i accidently hurt a chicken, and the entire town goes berserk.
Let's make it so all of the fragile, useful NPCs in villages and cities try to defend their towns against attacks from giant dragons and vampires.
And every guard got an arrow to the knee....
"Must have been the wind"
Taking an arrow to the knee means I have got married.
The guards were adventures, but when they married someone, they have settle down.
Let’s make it so they can’t officially finish the story without killing a beloved character
oh come on... nobody really likes Tullius
@@mygetawayart idc about that dude I’m talking about the dragon on the mountain top
@@originalname8770 but you don't have to kill Paarthnurnax if you finish the civil war before the main quest
@@mygetawayart fr? How?
@@originalname8770 just play through the civil war questline until the end, then finish the main quest. The ending is quite different, but I don't wanna spoil any more of it for you.
I'm the dragon born but I have to retrieve a flower
The amount of times I've had to hunt down a slaughterfish cause it kept me from being able to fast travel😑
So real
Usually running off will suffice
Let's make it so that when a random [bandit mill owner mudcrab] dies, the PC will receive an inheritance. =0[.]o=
The fact that they don't let you wear 2 rings like oblivion was a crime
Hell yeah all these enchanted rings! Can't wait to-
**enchanted necklace is removed**
HOLD UP!!
All those problems and it's still one of the best games
I’m fairly certain there were times when some people’s life wasn’t worth as much as a whole chicken xddd
The children one isn't true! There are a couple of Redguard orphans.
Braith in whiterun is a redguard but she’s just as white as all the other children
What is wrong with that?
Most countries have a population that is around 95%+ natives.
Diversity is not normal
Lets open up a shop in town that does Dwemer tech knee replacements.
If you have the aptitude...
I'm the Arch Mage!
Shut Up
Fr. I could not count the amount of Times that my horse died from nothing if i wantet
It’s so crazy 😭
Bag space i like picking what you take back is fun
To be fair, that's just realistic horses.
It's not, horses don't do well on rough terrain let alone climb mountains at a 60° incline.
@@mjolnirbaldur5770yeah but they die from the dumbest shit or at least become useless and then they die due to their owner or due to not wanting to live themselves 😂
@@cassu6 yea a 2 foot drop is apparently deadly to them yet getting hit by axes or dragon bites isn't
It just works !
She's spitting straight facts
That’s why you download mods so you could make the children yourself 😏.
Sir this is Skyrim not porn. 🫡
Tálos be with you.
I play on survival, the only fast travel is sprinting🤣🤣🤣
Let's make Nazeem.
😂
You forgot, no harem😢😂
Good lord are you sure on one ring only? I'll boot up my save later but I'm positive it's two rings and one necklace
Sounds great😂
How did you get the developer notes
It's usually a mudcrab.
Did notice a striking lack of children from other races, man and mer or otherwise and assumed the worst
At least there's job security after adventuring and taking damage that would make long travel difficult but basic guard duty in a city is okay
We get it, it's fo3 in middle earth.
Out of all the wacky things that Skyrim has, the white kids things is like THE ONE ACCURATE THING IN THE GAME! Skyrim is dominated by Nords, and Nords are based off of Scandinavians, who are blonde white people.
❤❤❤❤❤❤😊
Oh look, she's reading a bunch of old Skyrim memes from 10 years ago.
This girl would make me simp for her no doubt 😅😅😅 I've got to get out of here
You havent played oblivion have you? In oblivion, followers in your way wouldnt move. My Deepscorn Hollow was full of dead bodies
Tbf, bethesda seems terrible at designing children. There are what, four different “child” models in ALL of Starfield? And one of those child models is used for Cora Coe so she’s A. Everywhere and B. Distinctly mixed race, despite both of her parents being white?
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Setscale 82
and done.
Programming is hard
When will you start challenge runs?
What do you mean
@SkoomaSippa nerbit
@SkoomaSippa can you beat Skyrim with only shield bash.
Can you beat Skyrim with stealth Archer
Can you beat Skyrim with only spell
Or your follow just kind of fucks off for no reason
Too much
Most of these aren't even accurate.
"mou-ins" = mountains.
Why do young people speak this way now? 🤔🤨 Bad teachers?, 🤷🤦
It's not funny making fun of a game thats this old and your voice is like nails on chalk boars