6 Worst SUVs Only Stupid People Buy

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  • @scottykilmer
    @scottykilmer  5 лет назад +482

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    • @chadkirby3634
      @chadkirby3634 5 лет назад +5

      Scotty Kilmer Scotty, my friend just inherited a PT cruiser with 30,000 miles on it. Should he try to drive it around for a little bit or trade it in for something else?

    • @matrixmirage2148
      @matrixmirage2148 5 лет назад +2

      "TOYOTA CELICA" => "COITAL TACO YE"

    • @KnowOne1701
      @KnowOne1701 5 лет назад +9

      Do you have a video for the best SUV's to buy???

    • @GrabLifeByDaPoosy
      @GrabLifeByDaPoosy 5 лет назад +10

      It backs up almost all of Scotty's analysis of cars. Lexus and Toyota are #1 and #2.

    • @markpetrovichkharitonov5665
      @markpetrovichkharitonov5665 5 лет назад

      Scotty Kilmer hey love your vids...I got a 94 ford f250 diesel that doesn't start. It cranks well but doesn't start... Also it starts worse after its warm

  • @bharris265
    @bharris265 5 лет назад +8178

    Nissan Rogue
    Chevy Equinox
    Dodge Journey
    VW Tiquan
    BMW X-Series
    Land Rover
    You're welcome

    • @rjc2630
      @rjc2630 5 лет назад +106

      The Volkswagen is not bad

    • @denttech2515
      @denttech2515 5 лет назад +226

      @@rjc2630 you're right. It's horrible in every way as it ages. Garbage throwaway vehicles

    • @RaoulThomas007
      @RaoulThomas007 5 лет назад +38

      You forgot stay away from Ex’es - I think Scotty said that...

    • @rjc2630
      @rjc2630 5 лет назад +18

      @@denttech2515 had one never an inch of trouble and drive it rough

    • @adventureswithyar5654
      @adventureswithyar5654 5 лет назад +24

      Thank you ! Had to scroll way to far ! You need more likes

  • @jacobsmith8033
    @jacobsmith8033 3 года назад +5601

    It’s all fun and games until he mentions your car 😂😂

    • @tyler2801
      @tyler2801 3 года назад +14

      ha

    • @makpack
      @makpack 3 года назад +65

      Lol, only Lexus here! SAFE!

    • @tynichols2493
      @tynichols2493 3 года назад +70

      bruh like why Chevy Equinox

    • @victorbenjamin9908
      @victorbenjamin9908 3 года назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MattaKun
      @MattaKun 3 года назад +93

      I thought I was in the clear but then the fire nation attacked.

  • @DivineNihilism
    @DivineNihilism 3 года назад +2768

    6) Nissan Rogue
    5) Chevy Equinox
    4) Dodge Journey
    3) Volkswagen Tiguan ( ? )
    2) BMW X-Series, especially X-3
    1) Landrover, owned by Jaguar
    You're welcome. Saved you 10 minutes.

  • @mattjw16
    @mattjw16 2 года назад +389

    0:41 #6 - Nissan Rogue
    1:26 #5 - Chevy Equinox
    2:40 #4 - Dodge Journey
    4:17 #3 - Volkswagen Tiguan
    6:05 #2 - BMW X-series X3
    8:03 #1 - Jaguar Land Rover

    • @lnsuvasquez2466
      @lnsuvasquez2466 Год назад +13

      Thanks nothing I would consider

    • @jessealdridge9920
      @jessealdridge9920 Год назад +3

      Here to see if he says mercury mountaineer 99 5.0 mines having some issues LOLOLOL

    • @gmc8810
      @gmc8810 Год назад +8

      Forgot the Hyundai Santa Fe ! Transmission last 90k motor last 150k in my daughter's 2013.

    • @ryanlipscombe9834
      @ryanlipscombe9834 Год назад +8

      MVP with the time stamps

    • @jarrydubbelyu2166
      @jarrydubbelyu2166 Год назад +7

      What's a Jaguar Land Rover?

  • @chadwalters8467
    @chadwalters8467 4 года назад +5626

    If he ever stopped giving car advice, he could direct a mean orchestra.

  • @kencarman674
    @kencarman674 4 года назад +2880

    Hey Scotty, Pepsi or Coke?
    “Both are unreliable, drink Toyota.”

    • @TheSun_89
      @TheSun_89 4 года назад +48

      lol that had me laughing, on the toilet 🚽😂🤣

    • @jameshan1542
      @jameshan1542 4 года назад

      KC7070 e

    • @Luciopiacenza333
      @Luciopiacenza333 4 года назад +20

      in fact, if there are TOYOTA sodas..

    • @tonymwaba567
      @tonymwaba567 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂nice one🙈😁

    • @cessealbeach
      @cessealbeach 4 года назад +1

      govt motors? lol

  • @vanquish5023
    @vanquish5023 5 лет назад +8358

    Everyone with an SUV clicking on this video hoping he doesn't list theirs.

    • @detlefalle2385
      @detlefalle2385 5 лет назад +484

      Except Toyota owners.

    • @robertbrinker
      @robertbrinker 5 лет назад +53

      Considering the source, I would say not.

    • @richyscameracaptures276
      @richyscameracaptures276 5 лет назад +96

      Ya I"m on the edge of my chair. Edit: Whew. I'm good.

    • @Digidi4
      @Digidi4 5 лет назад +126

      I have a rav4 so no worries

    • @blockeduser5769
      @blockeduser5769 5 лет назад +156

      Neither of my 100% Japanese suvs were on the list.
      They might be boring but they never break EVER 😂

  • @colinsmith3938
    @colinsmith3938 2 года назад +555

    I'm an Englishman who has been driving Land Rovers products for over twenty years and can honestly say there is no place more comfortable to be....
    ....whilst waiting for a tow truck!

    • @gumaming
      @gumaming 2 года назад +6

      lol

    • @marcusbrown307
      @marcusbrown307 2 года назад +15

      Trying to save myself from buying an 2009 L3. It’s just so darn pretty. 😂

    • @raymondclark1785
      @raymondclark1785 2 года назад +2

      That sounds like my cousins excuse for owning a Chrysler Town and Country. They actually kept a box of books for that eventually:(

    • @kylenx
      @kylenx 2 года назад +14

      I've got myself a 2011 LR4 HSE. Besides the recall repair, regular maintenance, and swapping out the discs and brakes, I've got no problems. Maybe I'm just someone who appreciates their ride too much.

    • @thebelmoreeffect1397
      @thebelmoreeffect1397 2 года назад +11

      I have a 2013 Evoque range Rover and I love it... Before then I had a 2008 Land Rover LR2 and that thing was a Tonka Truck it never broke down

  • @spencerrichard2393
    @spencerrichard2393 4 года назад +1695

    So this is what it’s like to live a life talking in caps lock

  • @olliegoria
    @olliegoria 4 года назад +1503

    This man would _kill_ at playing a mad scientist in movies.

    • @poop_guy
      @poop_guy 4 года назад +6

      noted

    • @willcrump
      @willcrump 4 года назад +22

      Or a John Lennon movie 😂

    • @bassage13
      @bassage13 4 года назад +7

      1.21 jiggawatts!!!

    • @LegendoftheAce1
      @LegendoftheAce1 4 года назад +4

      Doc Brown in the reboot nobody wants lol

    • @BlueOvals24
      @BlueOvals24 4 года назад +1

      He isn't even a real mechanic tho

  • @calileigh1775
    @calileigh1775 4 года назад +407

    My dad was a mechanic and told me to get a toyota. My dad also told me to stay the hell away from jeep but i never listen, now im here wishing id if listened. No issues .... yet lol MY dad was spot on and him and scotty are giving the exact advice. Rest in peace dad you would of loved this guy

    • @blackhawk2429
      @blackhawk2429 3 года назад +43

      Take advice from the professional do not take any words from sales person.

    • @TheLynxBK
      @TheLynxBK 3 года назад +14

      Dad said the same thing. Always told me Toyota is the best and if I want something flashy to go with audi cars cuz those are reliable enough too

    • @stevesullivan9752
      @stevesullivan9752 3 года назад +5

      Yup... but Jeeps are a blast to drive. Top off, doors off... windshield down even. I've had plenty of CJs and Wranglers in my life... no problems besides wear and tear. The only lemon we've ever owned was my wife's 2006 Honda Civic. That thing was a lemon from day one.

    • @Goddess924
      @Goddess924 3 года назад +1

      Jeep Wrangler? Which one?

    • @fireharbaughfan2720
      @fireharbaughfan2720 3 года назад +5

      Love my jeep Patriot

  • @johngaulding3710
    @johngaulding3710 Год назад +35

    VW Beetles were never maintenance free.
    Every bug owner always bragged about how easy it was to work on. And they knew it because they always worked on them.

  • @beckyswag0988
    @beckyswag0988 2 года назад +618

    My husband would love to watch Scotty Kilmer videos sitting at the kitchen table early in the morning.He passed away aug 7th.I miss him so much.Thought I would start watching some of his videos to learn a few things about cars.

    • @sebastianbosek5222
      @sebastianbosek5222 2 года назад +44

      I'm sorry to hear that, I'll pray for him and you tonight.

    • @MJ-cg8vp
      @MJ-cg8vp 2 года назад +29

      This is sad. Wish you all the best

    • @darrenbenassi4738
      @darrenbenassi4738 2 года назад +22

      So sorry for your loss 🙏

    • @toekneelorenzo2942
      @toekneelorenzo2942 2 года назад +14

      Sorry to hear that

    • @Songs-jx9rw
      @Songs-jx9rw 2 года назад +8

      Sorry for your loss. Losing a loved one is a life changing event.

  • @christianhansen6154
    @christianhansen6154 4 года назад +1780

    I cant be the only one who thought this was hilarious lol, like he just slammed a 5th of vodka and starting ripping on SUVs

  • @PopeDraximus
    @PopeDraximus 4 года назад +830

    I’m convinced at this point that nothing is reliable and I should start looking for an original 1942 Porsche Tiger Tank.

    • @vicepre1
      @vicepre1 4 года назад +37

      A bicycle is✌️

    • @Parzzyval
      @Parzzyval 4 года назад +30

      Make sure you get the luxury package. Mine came with 26” gold rims

    • @notnjx5270
      @notnjx5270 3 года назад +30

      Good luck with the transmission

    • @jash4966
      @jash4966 3 года назад +9

      Nice transmission/barbecue you got there

    • @owenmessal1155
      @owenmessal1155 3 года назад +3

      Ehh I wouldn’t say everything he says is bad is that bad that ya know it just always is destroyed. Just a few of them I know for sure suck

  • @jasonmarange5973
    @jasonmarange5973 Год назад +24

    As a certified mechanic of 20+ years this is 100% on point. Even tho this video is older it's still accurate today. Tired of mopping up BMW messes, doing timing chain and transmission rebuilds in GM junk and don't even get me started on VW! You nailed it 👏

  • @richharris2864
    @richharris2864 4 года назад +855

    His hands.... they just keep flailing about. His voice cracks. He’s obviously buzzed.
    I love this guy.

  • @YoungBuddhaGotThatRemedy
    @YoungBuddhaGotThatRemedy 4 года назад +691

    He sounds like he should be a character on rick and morty

    • @3rdeye931
      @3rdeye931 4 года назад +4

      Ulysses Sanchez accurate

    • @jamesstpatrick4228
      @jamesstpatrick4228 4 года назад +13

      Ants in my eyes Scotty

    • @eg939_
      @eg939_ 4 года назад +5

      Interdimensional Cable lol

    • @youarerightboss
      @youarerightboss 4 года назад +2

      @@jamesstpatrick4228 not only sucks but swallows, whole.

    • @metroflyboy86
      @metroflyboy86 4 года назад +2

      Yaaaaas

  • @lucassmith6823
    @lucassmith6823 4 года назад +518

    This guy talks like a living video game NPC

    • @1jdizzy1
      @1jdizzy1 4 года назад +5

      Like Ron from GTA 5

    • @DanG626
      @DanG626 4 года назад +2

      Especially at 1.25x 🤣

    • @Deathwish203
      @Deathwish203 4 года назад

      Hed be a great character.

    • @austinbean1839
      @austinbean1839 4 года назад +1

      Try playing at .5x lol

    • @khenudae1158
      @khenudae1158 4 года назад

      Lucas Smith borderlands series

  • @AverySuarezSkater
    @AverySuarezSkater 2 года назад +175

    As a used car salesman, this is 100% accurate 😬😅

    • @luboshcamber1992
      @luboshcamber1992 Год назад

      @AverySuarezSkater
      What do you think about Ford Explorer v6 2006? Just to get wife and kids around the town with once in 2-3 months of 1 hour long drive?

    • @bridgesbane7032
      @bridgesbane7032 Год назад

      ​@@luboshcamber1992should be fine. Basically a better quality SUV Ford Ranger. Take care of it and those things are a tank. My mom had a 1991 Explorer that lasted her until 2011. Got 20 years out of it. Every car will last a long time if you treat it right.

    • @CurlyFromTheSwirly
      @CurlyFromTheSwirly Год назад +2

      ​@@luboshcamber1992,
      It's junk.
      Getting something that old, it might as well be a reliable brand like Toyota or Honda.
      Especially those short trips are more harsh on the car than long trips.

    • @oahts5906
      @oahts5906 2 месяца назад

      sorry but what does a used car salesman have to do with being knowledgeable about this stuff

  • @iamthepeterman54
    @iamthepeterman54 4 года назад +836

    “Hi, my name’s Scotty. I’ve been sober for 45 minutes...”

  • @jameshicks12
    @jameshicks12 4 года назад +371

    "I'm not sure what to do with my hands" -Ricky Bobby.

  • @888junkcarsbuyingteam8
    @888junkcarsbuyingteam8 4 года назад +633

    I'd hate to see this guy when he realizes his 10 mm socket is missing.

    • @denverwood5290
      @denverwood5290 4 года назад +3

      LMAO! Well done!

    • @JohnsBones
      @JohnsBones 4 года назад +1

      So dead 🤣💀

    • @mxl_reps_951
      @mxl_reps_951 4 года назад +1

      I'm dead 💀😂😜😂😂

    • @dh66
      @dh66 4 года назад +6

      I know this is a meme 😂 but just yesterday my wife misplaced my 10mm socket.

    • @1843allen
      @1843allen 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryansansom6901
    @ryansansom6901 Год назад +59

    You are correct Scotty. GM does not build a transmission worth a crap anymore. The old Turbo Hydramatic 350 and 400 transmissions were built tough,and when they wore out you could rebuild them with better clutch bands and parts than what came out of the factory and you are good to go. I had a 1978 Buick Electra Park Avenue that had 420,000 miles on the 350/350 engine transmission pairing that was never rebuilt and it still ran great when I sold it for 100 dollars. What the heck has happened? Quality has gone down the shithouse completely.

    • @jeffheyer7783
      @jeffheyer7783 Год назад +4

      I drove a rogue as rental and it sucked

    • @BumpyLucas404
      @BumpyLucas404 Год назад

      I’m on the market looking for a good SUV, I want one just in case I don’t have work and need somewhere to sleep.
      My first car was 02 dodge Durango and I lived in that for a couple months but now I have a good job and money saved up and I want to buy an suv that will last. Any tips would help.

    • @wolfeacres7099
      @wolfeacres7099 Год назад +1

      @@BumpyLucas404 look up SUVs on Consumer Reports, and look at reliability, you can’t go wrong.

    • @richsmith3300
      @richsmith3300 9 месяцев назад

      By a toyota then you can stop moaning about junk.

  • @jpenn1017
    @jpenn1017 4 года назад +365

    This guy talks like a Rick and morty character

    • @JeffWithAnF
      @JeffWithAnF 3 года назад +4

      Lmao that’s exactly it!!!

    • @Punicia
      @Punicia 3 года назад +5

      Thanks that's all I can hear now when I scroll down to the comment section while hearing him talk lmaoo

    • @Maplelust
      @Maplelust 3 года назад

      yeah.. he's showing off.

    • @Homemovies1989
      @Homemovies1989 3 года назад +3

      Burp - Buy Toyota, Morty! Toyota reliability, Morty! - Burp!

    • @Daniel-xu6kd
      @Daniel-xu6kd 3 года назад +2

      rick and morty characters talk like hime

  • @FTWGGG
    @FTWGGG 5 лет назад +356

    “You shouldn’t walk away from you should run away from” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JoeC88
      @JoeC88 5 лет назад +3

      Yes, that was very funny and true.

    • @Thumbs244
      @Thumbs244 5 лет назад

      Joe 45

  • @ricklok2748
    @ricklok2748 4 года назад +328

    Editor: How many scene changes would you like
    Scotty: YeS

  • @eyesea123
    @eyesea123 7 месяцев назад +2

    When I had plenty of money I bought a Range Rover. I still have it and it is stunningly beautiful, but so are the bills I get every other few months. I did get 200,000 miles out of her. Cost me $109,000 back in 2006. My favorite all time car. I don't have the heart to part with her just yet. She still drives like a dream.

  • @Magic-gk9vg
    @Magic-gk9vg 4 года назад +325

    0:41 Nissan Rogue 1:26 Chev Equinox 2:40 Dodge Journey 4:17 VW Tiquan 6:06 BMW X-Series 7:58 Land Rover Range Rover
    Moral of the Story: Buy a Toyota Landcruiser.

    • @BigLewCoachK
      @BigLewCoachK 4 года назад +19

      Magic 65 the comment we all needed, thank you

    • @kappatvating
      @kappatvating 4 года назад +3

      Magic 65 thanks

    • @LandieFreak
      @LandieFreak 4 года назад +1

      Magic 65 ... I don’t know about number 1 & 2 ... Scotty said was true, those Dodge, VW, BMW and Landrover are expensive cars to buy brand new in our country ... and the value went down like crazy because the reliability weren’t good, the only good things are her looks and flashy brand ...

    • @lordforlorn9766
      @lordforlorn9766 4 года назад +10

      Buy a Toyota Rav 4 😁

    • @draeco7433
      @draeco7433 4 года назад

      You’re a saint.

  • @coltonhoppe8921
    @coltonhoppe8921 4 года назад +855

    I can smell the scotch off him, through my phone...

  • @rickmiller8893
    @rickmiller8893 Год назад +42

    This guy is my new favorite. He makes me laugh with simple sentences.

    • @akilghosh
      @akilghosh Год назад +2

      Will get annoying pretty soon.

    • @jlove7723
      @jlove7723 Год назад +1

      @@akilghosh Yeah, I hate to save money.

  • @frb7603
    @frb7603 5 лет назад +603

    We need a “Scotty approved vehicle” bumper sticker. It should have no glue so it won’t stick on any car.

    • @SnowBunneh
      @SnowBunneh 5 лет назад +14

      Magnets are better uwu

    • @xXThatKidXxEspinoza
      @xXThatKidXxEspinoza 5 лет назад +33

      fr b except for a 94’ Celica with 240,000 miles

    • @Minsang1st
      @Minsang1st 5 лет назад +25

      Lol this is a great idea! Scotty approved vehicle magnet!

    • @Minsang1st
      @Minsang1st 5 лет назад +14

      And of course the endless money pit sticker/magnet

    • @propaneblanco5373
      @propaneblanco5373 5 лет назад +31

      But I thought it was called the Toyota logo

  • @thunderbird19603
    @thunderbird19603 4 года назад +463

    My mom had a Rouge that suddenly stopped working and was a constant source of trouble, I called him dad.

  • @FoAmY99
    @FoAmY99 5 лет назад +148

    I used to work for a BMW body shop. One of the estimators there told me, "there's nothing more expensive, than a cheap German car"

    • @willisix2554
      @willisix2554 5 лет назад +11

      I was told" there is nothing in life more expensive, then a cheap Mercedes-Benz" that statement is 100% correct

    • @notroll1279
      @notroll1279 5 лет назад +11

      @@willisix2554 That will depend on the year, model and maintenance each individual car has had. In Germany, many taxi companies still use Mercs - and they wouldn't do that if total costs of ownership flew in their face.

    • @willisix2554
      @willisix2554 5 лет назад +2

      @@notroll1279 you're right about maintenance without knowing about the maintenance of the vehicle I'd never buy one, and I own two!

    • @notroll1279
      @notroll1279 5 лет назад +7

      @@willisix2554 I used to own a 1992 Merc 190 E 1.8 as a daily driver for 12 years and I've got a 1993 SL 320 as a fine weather car for 15 years now.
      I had no problems with the 190 at all and the worst thing I had with the SL was a head gasket needing replacement. Sure, an SL is less zippy than a Porsche but even an SL engine is mass produced for use in several other product lines and generally easy to access and to work. Living in Germany with lots of knowledgeable independent mechanics around and with a good supply of spares helps, too.

    • @vwmbvwmb8830
      @vwmbvwmb8830 5 лет назад +7

      @@notroll1279 Mercedes diesels are very reliable. in Israel Mercedes are #1 taxi cars. skodas second. all diesels.

  • @kenc8359
    @kenc8359 Год назад +45

    My friend's BMW X5 power steering warning light comes on and off. The dealer replaced the module for $3,000. It didn't solve the problem. The problem then said it was due to her driving "profile": the car wasn't driven often enough and that causes the battery to dissipate, hence the power steering warning light. Hard to believe. Yes, it seems like a money pit.

    • @RED5standing-by
      @RED5standing-by Год назад

      I love my x5. Best vehicle I’ve ever owned

    • @rich8381
      @rich8381 Год назад +2

      @@RED5standing-by I bought an x5 November 15th. It's been in the dealer more than i drove it and it only has 48,000km. Sold with bumper to bumper warranty until you bring it in. Sorry we don't cover that. Spent a week, came back after 2k.. nothing was fixed. Now they have tonfix something else.. awesome

    • @ThirdStonefromtheSun
      @ThirdStonefromtheSun Год назад

      How do they get out of not living up to the warranty

    • @oahts5906
      @oahts5906 2 месяца назад

      $3,000 for a power steering issue is actually insane

  • @user-rr6eb2wi2l
    @user-rr6eb2wi2l 5 лет назад +609

    I sold cars for two years, we hated to see Land Rovers come in for trade ins. The owners would get so mad when we gave them a trade in price. Trust me, no car make depreciates quicker in value than a Land Rover.

    • @kavajamusic5411
      @kavajamusic5411 5 лет назад +59

      Jaguar more. Here in Europe you can have one for 1000 dollar. No one buys them

    • @daniellee100
      @daniellee100 5 лет назад +40

      Mercades: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @SexualChocolate696
      @SexualChocolate696 5 лет назад +34

      BMW: 😂😂😂

    • @guitarlover302
      @guitarlover302 5 лет назад +21

      All luxury complicated cars depreciate like stones ! In past paid by companies - now leasing seems to have taken over - some great lease bargains if looked after properly

    • @jetsparrow3171
      @jetsparrow3171 5 лет назад +37

      You sold second hand cars? Well you’re an honest person then eh. We all know how to trust the word of a ‘used car dealer’. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @MattFenlon
    @MattFenlon 3 года назад +81

    Congrats to everyone who anxiously watched this but whose SUV was not mentioned.

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 3 года назад +3

      Toyota

    • @Armandinho8
      @Armandinho8 3 года назад

      That wouldn't be me and my LR! 😉

    • @antoniondala3813
      @antoniondala3813 2 года назад

      Luckily me. I'm a proud Toyota owner

    • @tac135246
      @tac135246 2 года назад

      Knew he'd never say anything bad about mine. Have the same gen 4runner as Scotty and I know how much he loves that thing lol

    • @oahts5906
      @oahts5906 2 месяца назад

      im sure if the list had 5-10 more options lol

  • @TresWash
    @TresWash 4 года назад +727

    Plot twist: He’s blind

  • @bertmollar
    @bertmollar 2 года назад +6

    I'm a professional mechanic that does a lot of warranty work for Carmax. I can tell you this list is absolutely correct. Avoid anything GM with a 6L80e and a Dodge with a 62Te

    • @aaronx8006
      @aaronx8006 2 года назад +1

      2018 Durango RT?

    • @bertmollar
      @bertmollar 2 года назад

      @@aaronx8006 I haven't seen a lot of those. Most of what I see are the Cherokee and Caravan.

    • @aaronx8006
      @aaronx8006 2 года назад

      @@bertmollar Ook thank you

    • @JIMMY-ck1oe
      @JIMMY-ck1oe Год назад +1

      @@bertmollar How about 2021--2023 new rogue?

    • @bertmollar
      @bertmollar Год назад

      @@JIMMY-ck1oe seem to be okay. Done a few cvt on them and seen a few with strange injector circuit problems.

  • @nikradaev
    @nikradaev 5 лет назад +210

    6. Nissan Rogue
    5. Chevrolet Equinox
    4. Dodge Journey
    3. Volkswagen Tiguan
    2. BMW X-series
    1. Jaguar / Land Rover

    • @DG-qq6gz
      @DG-qq6gz 5 лет назад +20

      Thank you for furnishing the list.

    • @bentattersfield887
      @bentattersfield887 5 лет назад +5

      At 3.55 he says Chevy Equinox owners liked them when they were nude lol!! Listen to it

    • @bentattersfield887
      @bentattersfield887 5 лет назад +4

      Dodge Journey rather

    • @bentattersfield887
      @bentattersfield887 5 лет назад +4

      Nik Radaev Way to listen and type 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @michaelcowan6254
      @michaelcowan6254 5 лет назад +5

      I had very good luck with our first Dodge Journey. It was a 2013 with the 3.6 liter V6.
      We bought another Dodge Journey GT with the 3.6 liter V6.
      Never had a problem and gets 28 mpg on the highway.
      Plus it pulls our 18' in-board/out-board boat with no issues. Gas mileage does drop to 19 mpg towing at 75 mph.

  • @noahgoodman1237
    @noahgoodman1237 4 года назад +309

    He always sounds like he’s about to pass out

  • @PawtlandMusic
    @PawtlandMusic 4 года назад +116

    “Number 7 on my list people, is petrol. Don’t sniff it. I can’t feel my face. Where am I?”
    - Scotty Kilmer

    • @djthedj86
      @djthedj86 4 года назад

      HePeedOnMyRug more like Scotty Kill Me

    • @PawtlandMusic
      @PawtlandMusic 4 года назад

      Justin Wadsworth 😂

    • @Lotus-Son
      @Lotus-Son 4 года назад

      I can't stop laughing at this comment. Most underrated comment by far gahahahah

  • @chikamsoodume3601
    @chikamsoodume3601 2 года назад +7

    This man is hilarious 😂 😂😂 a minute in and he said “Nissan gave it the best name .. the Rogue 😂😂😂😂😂” he needs his own comedy show

  • @rivolinho
    @rivolinho 4 года назад +692

    In Austrailia there is an old aboriginal saying:
    "If you want to go out into the Bush, get a Land Rover.....
    If you want to come back out as well, get a Toyota "

    • @chuweevaliant5930
      @chuweevaliant5930 4 года назад +7

      Good one lol

    • @petersteele2437
      @petersteele2437 4 года назад +40

      In Australia it goes.if you want to go into the out back take a Land rover.if you want to come back take a Land Cruiser.

    • @MiK3Y13
      @MiK3Y13 4 года назад +4

      @@petersteele2437 nice

    • @rosscobosco
      @rosscobosco 4 года назад +5

      True dat!

    • @waynew8555
      @waynew8555 4 года назад +5

      Too right !

  • @Bedenko370z
    @Bedenko370z 4 года назад +72

    This guy downs a 24 pack before these vids

  • @ryankean6084
    @ryankean6084 4 года назад +146

    Came for the advice. Stayed for the comments.

  • @BillyBanter100
    @BillyBanter100 Год назад +2

    Here in the UK I have a neighbour who has a Land Rover Discovery. He virtually lives under it with a spanner in his hand. I kid you not 🤣

  • @gradenmiller4688
    @gradenmiller4688 4 года назад +278

    This man moves to a different place every 7 seconds... and i love it

  • @Osiristhepomsky
    @Osiristhepomsky 5 лет назад +343

    “Endless money pit” on a shirt is a good idea.

  • @terpag11
    @terpag11 5 лет назад +275

    My ex-wife bought a Nissan Rougue with alimony. Talk about poetic justice. 😆😆

    • @anunknowndude
      @anunknowndude 5 лет назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1stock1not
      @1stock1not 5 лет назад +12

      Omg yes had an ex that i broke up with. she always hated on my civic her next boyfriend had a rogue and guess who ended up driving him around all the f'in time. ha and yes 4 years later the civic still runs great did the timing belt and water pump and coil packs thats it.

    • @dirkdiggler5164
      @dirkdiggler5164 5 лет назад +16

      Be more poetic if she crashed it into a tree

    • @cgasucks
      @cgasucks 5 лет назад +18

      She bought it with your money.

    • @joeyoung1498
      @joeyoung1498 5 лет назад

      @@cgasucks even better, lol.

  • @caseyjames5412
    @caseyjames5412 2 года назад +3

    I had a coworker of mine do car flipping on the side. He was deep in the high end scene with a 3.7 million dollar house to get an idea of his business man lifestyle. He always told me the best luxury cars to buy were Acura and Lexus. Nothing else. He said they hold there value so well and never break down. Told me Land Rover and German cars may seem luxury, but that they are so unreliable, the computers and electronics break all the time, and they loose so much value so fast! This was explained to me long before I discovered Scotty and is infinite wisdom on cars.

  • @Stephen-br6il
    @Stephen-br6il 4 года назад +491

    "Theres that crazy guy out there talking to himself again" -scottys neighbors

    • @illfather7066
      @illfather7066 4 года назад +2

      ur hilarious

    • @lilu3216
      @lilu3216 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @selrandolph
      @selrandolph 4 года назад +2

      His neighbors are his cars

    • @andreasskordalis4062
      @andreasskordalis4062 4 года назад

      Wait until they try to do maintenance on their car themselves and run into one of his bideo🤦🏿‍♂️😂

    • @jjs6568
      @jjs6568 4 года назад

      Lmao, just thinking the same thing.

  • @terencefuyumuro9763
    @terencefuyumuro9763 5 лет назад +160

    Hand gestures are off the hook, dont get to close you might get smacked.

    • @amiehiggins2541
      @amiehiggins2541 4 года назад +1

      😄

    • @ronschlorff7089
      @ronschlorff7089 4 года назад +2

      Yes, and no gnats or mosquitos even get close to him!! :D lol.

    • @demorticehubbard
      @demorticehubbard 4 года назад +1

      Terence Fuyumuro 😂😂 thanks Terence

    • @daywalker1178
      @daywalker1178 4 года назад +1

      Scotty is always waving like he's on the tarmac! He is gold!!

    • @trailblazer77
      @trailblazer77 4 года назад +1

      Doh, my eye!

  • @GetOuttaMyStankHouse
    @GetOuttaMyStankHouse 4 года назад +176

    I remember when I had my first beer.

  • @spirosk7984
    @spirosk7984 2 года назад +18

    Scott is simply a mastermind in cars...all he has been preaching for such a long time now is so right....unfortunately for myself, I can give you more or less the exact same advice like Scotty after throwing more than 100k in buying a few of these cars and trying to maintain them properly which is simply unobtainable not just because of the cost of the parts but because brand new original parts are still of the same low quality

  • @JohnClark-ew8dh
    @JohnClark-ew8dh 4 года назад +218

    Hes that guy at the party where 2hrs earlier you regret saying 'I'm thinking of buying an SUV this spring....'

    • @JAIONTEE
      @JAIONTEE 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @royalmac1011
    @royalmac1011 5 лет назад +228

    There's a saying about Range Rover, you either see them on the way to the mechanic or coming back from the mechanic.

    • @alfonsoperez1762
      @alfonsoperez1762 5 лет назад +3

      royalmac1011 Tell that to my brother in law

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude 5 лет назад +10

      There's one right now in a repair shop that I work in

    • @wesleydofflemyer7767
      @wesleydofflemyer7767 5 лет назад +7

      Shockingly my dad’s SVR has been trouble free for 40,000 miles 😂 the clock is ticking lol

    • @davidskeeterskeeter1835
      @davidskeeterskeeter1835 5 лет назад +10

      royalmac1011 I’ve owned 4 new RR Sports,,And never had a problem,,can only speak as I find fella,

    • @chocolatewheelchair
      @chocolatewheelchair 5 лет назад +3

      My friend owns one from like 2014 and he beats on it like crazy. It’s fine apparently but I guess that’s only 5 years ago so what does that show?! Haha!

  • @billybellend1155
    @billybellend1155 4 года назад +412

    Basically don’t buy anything unless it’s a 10 year old Honda or Toyota. 🙄

    • @jaydalove9868
      @jaydalove9868 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂right

    • @punch_god222
      @punch_god222 4 года назад +10

      This guy hating and embarrassing the business what a snitch he got fired and raged 😂

    • @shaunzankiestein5840
      @shaunzankiestein5840 4 года назад +43

      You're just mad because you probably have a Land Rover 🤣 I trust a mechanic over anybody else

    • @michaelbarrett3333
      @michaelbarrett3333 4 года назад +3

      Ford...

    • @MrVaDelux
      @MrVaDelux 4 года назад +31

      I mean Japanese cars are the most reliable cars right now

  • @perspectiverenewed
    @perspectiverenewed 2 года назад +8

    It's a smaller SUV but I've owned 4 Blazer's throughout the years. They're great. Relatively cheap to fix and relatively easy to work on and they're dependable. I had one that made it to 425,000 miles on the original motor and transmission and the 4wd still worked great

  • @kidzbop38isstraightfire92
    @kidzbop38isstraightfire92 4 года назад +189

    This guy has officially been sober for 10 minutes and 19 seconds

  • @mcgyverb1664
    @mcgyverb1664 5 лет назад +49

    6 SUV’s that will keep all mechanics from going broke👍🔧

    • @richk320
      @richk320 5 лет назад +2

      Mcgyver B -Laughing donkey meme for this one!!

  • @joeyd.589
    @joeyd.589 4 года назад +173

    This is the kinda guy that talks to u from about 4 inches from ur face

  • @jamesm6413
    @jamesm6413 2 года назад +2

    Completely agree with the BMW X5. 2012 Worst car I ever bought. You didn’t even mention that water leaks into the engine because of the cheap plastic engine parts. Car broke down & wouldn’t start. 3 weeks in the dealership and it broke down again in a day.

  • @Teremei
    @Teremei 5 лет назад +421

    6) Not Toyota
    5) Not Toyota
    4) Not Toyota
    3) Not Toyota
    2) Not Toyota
    1) Not Toyota

    • @apt62
      @apt62 5 лет назад +29

      Teremei boring cars but very very reliable

    • @billpo
      @billpo 5 лет назад +24

      2003 Camry...still going

    • @Teremei
      @Teremei 5 лет назад +4

      @@apt62 I had a 2008 Scion xd, reliable loved it. I have a 2018 Civic now. So I feel pretty at ease with my Cars.

    • @Duderocksdj101
      @Duderocksdj101 5 лет назад +7

      My Nissan Rogue is very boring, but super reliable with it being close to 4 yrs old with 100k miles

    • @Datsun7705
      @Datsun7705 5 лет назад +11

      Dad’s friend has 300k miles from his 99 4runner commuting from florida to georgia every few weeks

  • @fh1980ram
    @fh1980ram 5 лет назад +142

    "I wish Toyota would make a Celica SUV"
    Scotty.

    • @J7G2006
      @J7G2006 5 лет назад

      Hahaha he doesn’t like ALL celicas

    • @itiswhatitis2671
      @itiswhatitis2671 5 лет назад +1

      @Fred It would be ugly AF.

    • @J7G2006
      @J7G2006 5 лет назад

      It is What it is
      Lmao

    • @carlweeks9256
      @carlweeks9256 5 лет назад

      If you like Toyota, consider a Rav-4. It makes NO sense to use a car, or especially sports car name on an SUV. Mitsubishi Eclipse "cross" is greatly being frowned on!!

    • @johnsalmons9222
      @johnsalmons9222 5 лет назад

      What's wrong with a Taliban Taxi??....two batteries, pukkkkkker motor, granted a 50 cxal on the back helps but hey cumon!

  • @dmitriy6147
    @dmitriy6147 4 года назад +128

    Next time on Hoarders : Scotty Kilmer’s garage

    • @SkywallGuttz
      @SkywallGuttz 4 года назад

      I wish my tool hoarding portfolio was a quarter of what scotty has.

    • @alexrodriguez8483
      @alexrodriguez8483 4 года назад

      Dmitriy he’s garaje is falling apart lol

  • @wtk6069
    @wtk6069 Год назад +6

    I bought my wife a Land Rover LR2 a little over a decade ago, and while she loved the vehicle and it never really gave us much trouble while we had it, once the warranty lapsed, just the routine services priced us out of keeping it. It was ridiculous.

  • @pepeltoro444
    @pepeltoro444 3 года назад +44

    I went from Volume 25%, to 10% to 3% to 1% and Scotty still screaming at me LOL

    • @purityshallabide1645
      @purityshallabide1645 2 года назад

      lolz I tried it just to see.. and you were right! I love this guy!

  • @RLucasReviews
    @RLucasReviews 4 года назад +247

    If they ever remake Back ll the Future he would make a great Doc Brown.

    • @AtomizedSound
      @AtomizedSound 4 года назад

      Funny, but his voice is annoying

    • @billycole852
      @billycole852 3 года назад +6

      If they ever remake back to the future I'll set the studio lot on fire 🔥

    • @Tarmac76
      @Tarmac76 3 года назад +2

      This comment is so amazing and so accurate.

    • @thejollyrancher6713
      @thejollyrancher6713 3 года назад +5

      Instead of a DeLorean he’ll have a Celica.

    • @collingifford7795
      @collingifford7795 3 года назад

      I think this every time I watch him 😂

  • @JT-bm8tq
    @JT-bm8tq 3 года назад +114

    I have owned a BMW X3 for 5 years, and I officially have put in the exact amount of money in repairs; as the price I bought the vehicle at. Please avoid at all costs.

    • @samemenogu680
      @samemenogu680 3 года назад +2

      Woah...thats crazy

    • @JT-bm8tq
      @JT-bm8tq 3 года назад +5

      @Shelik Hodge 2010, don't get me wrong, I love this car a lot, but just expect to put in $5,000-10,000 in repairs.

    • @JT-bm8tq
      @JT-bm8tq 3 года назад +5

      @Shelik Hodge further details.
      I purchased it in 2017 at $9,200. I only use it for mostly in town use, occasionally making the 3 hours drive to visit family, and it has gone on one 800 mile (roundtrip) road trip.
      I have put roughly $8,000 alone in regular maintenance.
      The oil leaks are really rough (as he said in the video), not just a few drops, but there will be a pool of oil on the ground typically, I always joke "hey, I don't need an oil change ever if im constantly leaking and just refilling it constantly".
      but also what he said about the electronic sensors is the most accurate, these parts break rapidly, and are extremely expensive.

    • @jpthorp
      @jpthorp 3 года назад +1

      I bought a 2008 X3 6 years ago with 90k miles on it. I did my research on it. 3.0 Inline 6 is pretty bullet proof and it’s not turbo so you don’t have to worry about that going wrong. It has over 150k miles now and all I’ve done to it was coils and valve cover gasket, less than $1000 total repairs. Been a pretty sweet ride. But we are going to get a 4Runner once my tundras paid off, I like knowing that my car will last forever lol.

    • @jpthorp
      @jpthorp 3 года назад +4

      My advise too if you have a bmw or want one, learn to do the repairs yourself and the cost is a lot more manageable. The stealer ship is where they get your money!

  • @th3airraidsir3n5
    @th3airraidsir3n5 2 года назад +5

    Old land rovers are perfectly fine IF they’ve been properly maintained. Obviously you can’t control whether the previous owner did proper regular maintenance. But if you do find a good one it will last forever, especially the diesels, v8s not so much.
    Newer ones aren’t too great I’ve heard but never seen or worked on them to know. I reckon it’s probably electrical crap and not mechanical as is the failure with most modern cars

  • @FirstLast-iv9mr
    @FirstLast-iv9mr 5 лет назад +196

    Scotty just offended 90% of soccer moms

  • @helenodetroyo7035
    @helenodetroyo7035 3 года назад +50

    MORAL: you want to really save $? Get a bicycle and get a job near your house.🤣

  • @richard66754
    @richard66754 4 года назад +378

    If you sit and watch a Land Rover for long enough, you can actually see the parts falling off it.

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 4 года назад +9

      I can't find the story of remember the exact details , but it's something like this:
      A guy wins a brand new one in some kinda lottery or raffle , and 45mins later on the way home he needs a tow truck because it's broken.

    • @leeslater8660
      @leeslater8660 4 года назад +29

      Strange as my series 3 land rover is over 35 years old and nothing as fallen off it yet!!!!

    • @4orrcountry
      @4orrcountry 4 года назад +12

      @@leeslater8660 Maybe that era of Land Rovers was good because more recent models are known money pits with incessant problems.

    • @wisdomnight8996
      @wisdomnight8996 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @williambolden562
      @williambolden562 4 года назад +10

      @@leeslater8660 stop trolling, you probably spent about 20 grand on repairs. Every Rover's are junk, regardless of the year.

  • @GTM9164
    @GTM9164 2 года назад +5

    Bro I'm not even looking to buying a car but I've watch like 5 of his videos in a row now 😂

  • @Oh-GGG
    @Oh-GGG 4 года назад +248

    Why does he sound like ice king

  • @ErykBahla
    @ErykBahla 5 лет назад +326

    Scotty: "Six worst SUVs out there.."
    Land Rover engineer's foreheads: * *Profuse sweating*

    • @Elon_Trump
      @Elon_Trump 5 лет назад +8

      I imagine some fat guy wearing clothes that are too small with a face reddening and constantly tucking in a shirt while sweating from his male pattern balding head.

    • @AyAy008
      @AyAy008 5 лет назад +18

      They know very well what they're building. They're not sweating. No matter what, those rich kids in Los Angeles are still gonna buy them, lol

    • @Ray-hg3ie
      @Ray-hg3ie 5 лет назад +5

      That 50 yr. old guy that bought the Land Rover for the 20 yr. old girlfriend, reminds me of the old saying...….. "If it has tits or wheels on it = lots of $$$"

    • @gravemind6536
      @gravemind6536 5 лет назад +4

      Land Rover are the worst for reliability perioid might as well buy a Chrysler there is no difference huge electronic problems and the mechanical parts are not much better.

    • @VNtergon
      @VNtergon 5 лет назад +7

      just because Americans cant fix Land Rovers it doesnt make them all bad. Freelander's are solid. First gen Range Rover Sport are miles better than Merc/BMW/Audi. Discovery 3 with a petrol V8 will run forever, too. Evoque is good, too. Upper models and past 2013 models can be expensive to run after warranty, but hey, if you buy the most versitile vehicle in its class with the original sticker price over 100k what do you expect? Its not a toyota, it actually goes, stoppes and is safe and comfortable.

  • @joshbacon8241
    @joshbacon8241 5 лет назад +85

    Put simply, buying a used Range Rover would be a mistake of EPIC PROPORTIONS.

    • @roydencort3830
      @roydencort3830 5 лет назад +3

      Well they are buy a fook ton of them in a small country called Guyana

    • @May16Joe
      @May16Joe 5 лет назад +5

      @@roydencort3830 because over there is cheaper to fix and mechanics actually fix them instead of just replacing parts like our "certified mechanics" here

    • @garypenfold7124
      @garypenfold7124 5 лет назад +1

      why. Just put an older 350 and th400 and drive it forever

    • @michaeld2384
      @michaeld2384 4 года назад +1

      @@May16Joe Quite the opposite. I do heavy diagnostics on land rovers/jags daily.

  • @susantownsend1945
    @susantownsend1945 2 года назад +3

    I've had my Equinox for 13 years so far and it's still running great. I just purchased a new car, but kept my Equinox because it's the second best car I ever bought. I don't have the heart to part with it. This is only one guy's opinion. Always remember that.

  • @falcundo
    @falcundo 5 лет назад +153

    No other guy out there is a straight shooter like scotty👍

    • @abt4702
      @abt4702 5 лет назад +6

      Exactly, Scotty is the only one who will always say the truth!

    • @n.randall6152
      @n.randall6152 5 лет назад +2

      @ Potus is the original.
      Scotty learned it from him. :-)

    • @paystyles5429
      @paystyles5429 5 лет назад +2

      Rev up your pistols

    • @optimaprime8970
      @optimaprime8970 5 лет назад

      If this guy was flailing with firearms I'd run

  • @mtprus
    @mtprus 5 лет назад +154

    I can't believe you're not calling these segments Serial Kilmer.

  • @cassin11
    @cassin11 3 года назад +110

    I owned X5 E90 for 9 nine years. Spent 15k or more in maintenance. One day it stopped in the middle of the freeway. I had enough. I sold it for 5K. Mileage was 119K miles. It's the worst vehicle I've ever owned when it comes to reliability. Scotty is so right about it.

    • @l.f.1031
      @l.f.1031 2 года назад

      They have improved a lot however.

    • @gumaming
      @gumaming 2 года назад +17

      @@l.f.1031 Keep telling yourself that.

    • @l.f.1031
      @l.f.1031 2 года назад +7

      @@gumaming Do you own one? If not then you probably shouldn’t be lecturing me since I actually own one.

    • @undergroundlegend198
      @undergroundlegend198 2 года назад +5

      Which is x5 e90 bmw ,lol....

    • @cinqo7
      @cinqo7 2 года назад

      119k miles is a lot, what do you want, a boring Toyota??

  • @danivasquez2441
    @danivasquez2441 Год назад +2

    6. Nissan Rogue
    5. Cheverolet Equinox
    4. Dodge Journey
    3. Volkswagen Tiguan
    2. BMW X series, especially X3
    1. Landrover

  • @guitarest117
    @guitarest117 4 года назад +157

    I imagine this guy smashes a 5th of liquor and goes "welp, time to do a video."

    • @captainyeet2856
      @captainyeet2856 4 года назад +2

      I think he did do that

    • @Doonie310
      @Doonie310 4 года назад +2

      He seems like a Tequila guy

    • @jonwoods01
      @jonwoods01 4 года назад +2

      Slow it down to 0.5x speed and you don't have to imagine it.

    • @Olyphantman
      @Olyphantman 4 года назад +1

      Jonathan Woods lol

    • @guitarest117
      @guitarest117 4 года назад

      @@Doonie310 I was thinking Vodka lmao.

  • @theangrycheeto
    @theangrycheeto 4 года назад +209

    The only SUV you should buy is a '94 Toyota Celica

    • @ehilderful
      @ehilderful 4 года назад

      The Menagerie or a Lexus ES

    • @justsmallstuff4994
      @justsmallstuff4994 4 года назад

      Damn I own a 94 Honda prelude need a Celica

    • @hankbridges7824
      @hankbridges7824 4 года назад

      The Menagerie Don't buy a Ford Escape. To replace the alternator, the axle comes out!

    • @zandercraghead9737
      @zandercraghead9737 4 года назад +1

      The Menagerie amen

    • @tomvcl
      @tomvcl 4 года назад

      Jesus .... very obnoxious

  • @matthewdavies341
    @matthewdavies341 4 года назад +192

    He sounds like that uncle we all have at a BBQ thats had a few beers when someone asked... What do you think about SUV'S 🙄

  • @mylarson7640
    @mylarson7640 Год назад +1

    Old Australian saying "If you want to go the Outback drive a Range Rover. If you want to come back, drive a Land Cruiser" !!!

  • @khl7r
    @khl7r 4 года назад +26

    I heard this joke: people who love Land Rover buys two identical cars, so they can keep driving one while the other one is at the shop

    • @gein2287
      @gein2287 4 года назад

      Actually one is just for parts.

  • @darwinsimmons1
    @darwinsimmons1 4 года назад +102

    "So Scotty, what are you going to review today?", "let me finish this 12 pack and I'll let you know!"

    • @XXX-qk2cq
      @XXX-qk2cq 4 года назад +3

      Darwin Simmons yeah can you imagine taking your car to this guy to get fixed? Just hope he doesn’t take it out for a test drive!!!!!

    • @geminirea
      @geminirea 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @dredavidson510
      @dredavidson510 4 года назад

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @suprastargte
      @suprastargte 4 года назад

      He sounds like a finished a 12 pack lol

    • @illfather7066
      @illfather7066 4 года назад

      lmao

  • @ryanthompson659
    @ryanthompson659 3 года назад +482

    I think if I took every advice this man gave me, I'd be walking to work.

    • @Ottotherepoman1
      @Ottotherepoman1 3 года назад +105

      If you buy a dodge you will be definitely walking to work lol.

    • @rjgreen5204
      @rjgreen5204 2 года назад +7

      @@Ottotherepoman1 😂😂😂

    • @allflying3
      @allflying3 2 года назад +25

      There are still many good SUVs/Crossovers on the planet. Like CX5, HRV, RAV4, Forester, Santafe, XL7, MUX, to name a few. Heck, you can buy a used Land Cruiser and it will outlive you.

    • @skawuahtv432
      @skawuahtv432 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jackd1582
      @jackd1582 2 года назад +5

      And if you didn't there'd be no thinking involved . Just the practical fact you'd be walking ....and broke 😂

  • @pt8648
    @pt8648 Год назад +2

    Couldn’t agree more with number 1. I have a Land Rover that has been a nightmare. When there isn’t a problem with it, it’s a pleasure, but that isn’t often. Never again will I purchase such a poorly made vehicle, not worth the price or aggregation.

  • @jeffreyclement3564
    @jeffreyclement3564 4 года назад +178

    Everyone has a crazy uncle like this.

    • @buchajo
      @buchajo 4 года назад +6

      True. But does your crazy uncle get 3 million+ views when he says something on RUclips?

    • @letsbehonest4221
      @letsbehonest4221 4 года назад +1

      I dont
      all my uncles are mean cranky buggers with no sense of humour unless it to laugh about some random time they cracked someones head open, man you should see them laugh . Yer its good to see a smile of their faces but ffs i think they enjoy it a lil too much.
      .. o well anyway i better get back to digging this hole or uncle wont be happy if its not finished before daylight

    • @bobicabayo
      @bobicabayo 4 года назад

      Or two

    • @Powerrangervr
      @Powerrangervr 4 года назад

      I wish.

    • @brandongeeslin828
      @brandongeeslin828 4 года назад

      Yeah but he’s the cool crazy uncle!

  • @fernandofisher8489
    @fernandofisher8489 4 года назад +184

    Nobody:
    This guy (2:13): I also had customers with a transmission THREWANDHAHAHEM

  • @vravo7775
    @vravo7775 4 года назад +157

    I Find this offensive.
    This keeps me busy all year.
    We love this SUVs as a Mechanic.
    Keep em coming.

    • @mbh3929
      @mbh3929 4 года назад

      Jonny Vravo we do love them indeed

    • @ninacollins7088
      @ninacollins7088 4 года назад +2

      Soooo basically he's right 🤔

    • @boodro2122
      @boodro2122 4 года назад

      What can you tell me about the GMC Acadia? My wife bought one..
      :-/

    • @JuanJoseMárquez-b5j
      @JuanJoseMárquez-b5j 4 года назад +5

      @@boodro2122 Bruh, everything that doesnt come from japanese or german industry will fall apart quickly

    • @Krel-888
      @Krel-888 4 года назад

      @@boodro2122 well.... hahahahahaha

  • @monty4336
    @monty4336 Год назад +1

    Trucks annoy me and SUV'S annoy me even more. I will only purchase cars and I'm selective about what type/brands I put my money on.

  • @EDECO79
    @EDECO79 4 года назад +78

    My family learned by the late '80s it was Japanese (Toyota and Honda, in particular) or be prepared for endless maintenance. Apparently, little has changed.

    • @hgonz14
      @hgonz14 3 года назад +4

      Hyundai has stepped up as well. Their luxury brand Genesis is amazing, they are doing what Toyota did with Lexus in the 90s

    • @doncates6848
      @doncates6848 3 года назад +1

      Evan E,you are correct my friend!Honda's for me!(for the past 20 years!)

    • @coyacampbell5361
      @coyacampbell5361 3 года назад +2

      So very true! Subaru belongs in that group with Honda and Toyota; and during the period from 1970s thru mid/late 90’s, Datsun/Nissan was a Japanese car manufacturer that produced really good cars). AND then Renault bought them-and their cars have been 💩 ever since!

    • @brennanc4321
      @brennanc4321 2 года назад +2

      I've read kias are even more reliable these days

  • @wtroupe64wt
    @wtroupe64wt 4 года назад +249

    I swear he took a shot of Tequila every Scene jump😂😂😂

  • @asdfghjqwertyu1858
    @asdfghjqwertyu1858 5 лет назад +95

    Honda and Toyota should really put in a V6 option for their CRV and RAV4 SUV’s.

    • @atticstattic
      @atticstattic 5 лет назад +4

      And lower the fleet mpg?
      not likely.....

    • @eliehindy4316
      @eliehindy4316 5 лет назад +12

      2006-2012 RAV4 had a v6

    • @atticstattic
      @atticstattic 5 лет назад +1

      @@eliehindy4316
      ...and the mpg was one of the reasons it was discontinued....

    • @eliehindy4316
      @eliehindy4316 5 лет назад

      @@atticstattic I know

    • @atticstattic
      @atticstattic 5 лет назад +1

      @@lllateralus
      Depends on what one considers great MPG - the 4 cylinder was zippy enough and got much better mileage than the V6.

  • @Luke_0
    @Luke_0 Год назад +12

    I got lucky with my equinox, 160k miles on it so far, timing belt came off and I had to replace one of the cats, other than it burns oil like a dream

    • @Hernsama
      @Hernsama Год назад +2

      Those are rookies number come back when you at least 225k