I got so upset when Peter was going into his closet to get his suit to MJ's performance and it cuts to him owning only two shirts and his Spiderman costume. I wish more Spiderman movies would show us Peter struggling financially like that
@@cesar6447 Andrew Garfield had a garage and a bunch of junk he probably inherited from his dead scientist father. He made his first webshooters with pieces from a watch.
@@angiewinchester3384 considering where and what his father was working on, probably He should have more than just junk, but still, he's middle class minimum
@@cesar6447…the last one for Tom litterally shows him being nothing but poor and even considered a high school drop out that has to show how smart he is…
Ursula could singlehandedly fight Doc Ock alone and save MJ's damsel in distress ass all by herself. She's that one girl who seems to look like she's still in the fun happy happy bunny rainbow land while the fact that she's carrying 9mm gun around inside her hidden back pocket and is basically a hitwoman at this point
evil Peter Parker dancing in a jazz club is iconic purely because of the dramatic zoom in as he whips off his jacket, causing Gwen Stacey's hair to blow in the wind
Let’s not forget that Spider Man: No Way Home could have used any meme from this series and they had to choose “You know I’m somewhat of a scientist myself”
Probably cause Spider-Verse had already used the pointing meme lol. Edit a few seconds later to clarify I missed the part about the meme being from this movie lol. Why not the dance?!?!
4:14 I remember there was a post somewhere that said "Teaching STEM without the humanities is how you get Spiderman villains" and I think truer words have never been spoken
Y'all don't know how much I giggled when bully Maguire went up in suit in the middle of stairs and started dancing like he has beated the living shit out of swiper the fox. Like those emo hair really helps.
Something people missed about the dancing down the street scene was that it was supposed to be super awkward. Words from the cast and crew themselves. Peter is still a dork with Venom, he's just trying to act like how he thinks cool people act. It's memed because it's cringe, but... it was always meant to be cringe so...
Unpopular opinion, but I love the idea of Spider-Man's body making its own web fluid. Like, without his webs, he's just a kid with heightened agility and strength, as well as the ability to stick to walls. That makes him a sticky SHIELD agent. But being able to shoot webs from out of your wrists? Individuality at its finest. And honestly really cool.
Interestingly enough, that’s actually the exact reason I like it when he invents the web shooters himself-he saw he got bitten by a spider and decided he was going to die on that hill XDD To each their own, I guess!
@@povarensky it's a matter of preference. I grew up reading comics and watching animated shows, where he built web shooters, so I hate organic web fluid. Plus, running out makes more sense with web shooters. Anyway, to each their own
I think people's main attachment to the idea is that it shows off how smart he is for being able to do that. But... you can use other methods to show off how smart he is. The Rami trilogy didn't do that, but still.
I haven't watched or read much Spider-Man stuff, but I always assumed that the webs were part of his powers. Since he got his powers from a spider, it makes sense to have the most spider-like thing about him be part of his natural powers. When I was first introduced to the web shooters I thought they were just to control the webs better
I think the ideal solution is having both - He can biologically produce web, but he can't weave it like an actual spider can so that's what the shooters are for. Like, if without the shooters it's always like in the cafeteria scene, but with shooters he can make actual ropes from it.
To be honest Spider Man 3 lives rent free in my mind, yeah I know Raimi wasn't fond of it but you know what I still love it. Its one of the most quotable movies to me at least, the angst and strong tension between Peter and Harry. The strange and kinda interesting love triangle that happens in the movie, Sand Man is just trying his best for his daughter and doing everything he can even if it's doing a life of crime. The bitter-sweet ending that happens with Peter's close friend dying to save his life and also in hopes that maybe Peter and Mj can try again or at least move on from what happened. Eddie/Venom is just a living breathing campy cartoon villain, its fun and goofy with some fun spooky horror mixed in. Maybe it could of been better but maybe it was just meant to be. Not to mention the interesting tension between Peter and Eddie, it's something alright. 🤔 Again this movie isn't for everyone but there's something about it to me at least I find it appealing and grew to understand it and love it for what it is.
@@urunderatedpastelcryptid5500 Oh yeah I aware of that. The Venom movies is the reason why I got into it in the first place. However with Eddie and Venom in SM3 It could of been done better in some ways and completely understand not everyone vibes with this version of them, so it's all good.
Emma Stone’s hair isn’t naturally red, it’s blonde. The hair stylist on Superbad dyed it and was the first time she ever had red hair. The rest are funny though. Never really thought about it, since woman in Hollywood change their hair 24/7.
7:09 my dad has an entire folder dedicated to this concept-- characters who have one hair color (usually blonde, sometimes red head) in the media they're originally from being portrayed by an actor or actress with dark hair. sometimes they have the actors dye their hair, but most of the time they don't even bother.
They actually talk about the wrist webs a bit in No Way Home! Unfortunately it’s not explained there either but it’s nice they acknowledged just how weird it is?
1:09 killed me. Tobey Maguire deserves credit for yelling "Shazam!" 17 years before Zachary Levi made it the source of his entire superhero personality. 😆🕸🦸♂
I actually did my finals project for my dance class in high school to the jazz club scene music. The ‘real’ project was to get in a group and make a well choreographed dance with matching music. But no one wanted to be in a group with me, so I just asked my teacher if I could do a solo dance instead. After talking about it to her, she agreed and I got to do my dance. I actually have it on video, and I want to upload it to my channel, but I don’t know if it’ll get copyright struck.
The review about MJ getting a gun is actually so real omg. There actually is an issue of the comics where MJ pulls a gun on Green Goblin and shoots him. Also it's been a while since I've read this one so I might be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure that in the final issue of Ultimate Spider-Man (the one where Peter dies and Miles becomes the new Spider-Man) the Sinister Six roll up on Aunt May's house to kill Peter, and Aunt May just straight up shoots Electro and he dies. 💀
Hey, I know this is completely off topic but I think you should do some movies reviews for the diary of the wimpy kid movies, they were my favorite growing up. 😊 also maybe some Tumblr confessions, of course these are just suggestions. Love your videos by the way ❤️
I showed this video to my dad who loves Marvel just as much as me and said 7:08 was his favorite! Love your videos, and can you please read reviews for the The Avengers movies?
I was listening to this while driving so I couldnt see the image, which is why when the "Give Aunt May her free toaster " review came up I thought it was a reference to some Aunt May lesbian subplot that I totally missed the first time I watched this movie and got excited. Alas. It was actually about a toaster.
Well, nothing like discorvering one my all time favourite Directors/Actors is in one of my childhood movies(I'm talking about Byce Dallas Howard.) I didn't even recognize her until her name was mentioned. Lol
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I got so upset when Peter was going into his closet to get his suit to MJ's performance and it cuts to him owning only two shirts and his Spiderman costume. I wish more Spiderman movies would show us Peter struggling financially like that
Yeah. It was sad but it was real.
Andrew Garfield one somehow had a whole laboratory and Tom Holland one had a sugar daddy
Not much of poor parker for us unu
@@cesar6447 Andrew Garfield had a garage and a bunch of junk he probably inherited from his dead scientist father. He made his first webshooters with pieces from a watch.
@@angiewinchester3384 considering where and what his father was working on, probably He should have more than just junk, but still, he's middle class minimum
@@cesar6447…the last one for Tom litterally shows him being nothing but poor and even considered a high school drop out that has to show how smart he is…
Honestly, Ursula should have have more screen time, she just seemed so nice, and she wasn’t really dense like MJ
She was the best girl. Betty came in close at second. And Gwen and Mary-Jane are the worst.
Ursula could singlehandedly fight Doc Ock alone and save MJ's damsel in distress ass all by herself. She's that one girl who seems to look like she's still in the fun happy happy bunny rainbow land while the fact that she's carrying 9mm gun around inside her hidden back pocket and is basically a hitwoman at this point
evil Peter Parker dancing in a jazz club is iconic purely because of the dramatic zoom in as he whips off his jacket, causing Gwen Stacey's hair to blow in the wind
Let’s not forget that Spider Man: No Way Home could have used any meme from this series and they had to choose “You know I’m somewhat of a scientist myself”
They also referenced "my back!"
Probably cause Spider-Verse had already used the pointing meme lol. Edit a few seconds later to clarify I missed the part about the meme being from this movie lol. Why not the dance?!?!
4:14 I remember there was a post somewhere that said "Teaching STEM without the humanities is how you get Spiderman villains" and I think truer words have never been spoken
Y'all don't know how much I giggled when bully Maguire went up in suit in the middle of stairs and started dancing like he has beated the living shit out of swiper the fox. Like those emo hair really helps.
Swiper the fox please 😂
SWIPER NO SWIPING
“You’ll swipe my rent, when you fix this damn door!”
Something people missed about the dancing down the street scene was that it was supposed to be super awkward. Words from the cast and crew themselves. Peter is still a dork with Venom, he's just trying to act like how he thinks cool people act. It's memed because it's cringe, but... it was always meant to be cringe so...
Unpopular opinion, but I love the idea of Spider-Man's body making its own web fluid. Like, without his webs, he's just a kid with heightened agility and strength, as well as the ability to stick to walls. That makes him a sticky SHIELD agent. But being able to shoot webs from out of your wrists? Individuality at its finest. And honestly really cool.
Interestingly enough, that’s actually the exact reason I like it when he invents the web shooters himself-he saw he got bitten by a spider and decided he was going to die on that hill XDD
To each their own, I guess!
@@povarensky it's a matter of preference. I grew up reading comics and watching animated shows, where he built web shooters, so I hate organic web fluid. Plus, running out makes more sense with web shooters.
Anyway, to each their own
I think people's main attachment to the idea is that it shows off how smart he is for being able to do that. But... you can use other methods to show off how smart he is.
The Rami trilogy didn't do that, but still.
I haven't watched or read much Spider-Man stuff, but I always assumed that the webs were part of his powers. Since he got his powers from a spider, it makes sense to have the most spider-like thing about him be part of his natural powers. When I was first introduced to the web shooters I thought they were just to control the webs better
I think the ideal solution is having both - He can biologically produce web, but he can't weave it like an actual spider can so that's what the shooters are for. Like, if without the shooters it's always like in the cafeteria scene, but with shooters he can make actual ropes from it.
only ConnorEatsPants would complain about someone not being called gay
To be honest Spider Man 3 lives rent free in my mind, yeah I know Raimi wasn't fond of it but you know what I still love it. Its one of the most quotable movies to me at least, the angst and strong tension between Peter and Harry. The strange and kinda interesting love triangle that happens in the movie, Sand Man is just trying his best for his daughter and doing everything he can even if it's doing a life of crime.
The bitter-sweet ending that happens with Peter's close friend dying to save his life and also in hopes that maybe Peter and Mj can try again or at least move on from what happened.
Eddie/Venom is just a living breathing campy cartoon villain, its fun and goofy with some fun spooky horror mixed in. Maybe it could of been better but maybe it was just meant to be. Not to mention the interesting tension between Peter and Eddie, it's something alright. 🤔
Again this movie isn't for everyone but there's something about it to me at least I find it appealing and grew to understand it and love it for what it is.
Venom and Eddie brock r canonically married to each other. Also that movie did them so fucking dirty
@@urunderatedpastelcryptid5500 Oh yeah I aware of that. The Venom movies is the reason why I got into it in the first place. However with Eddie and Venom in SM3 It could of been done better in some ways and completely understand not everyone vibes with this version of them, so it's all good.
Emma Stone’s hair isn’t naturally red, it’s blonde. The hair stylist on Superbad dyed it and was the first time she ever had red hair. The rest are funny though. Never really thought about it, since woman in Hollywood change their hair 24/7.
Ursula was a doll. She literally was peters wing woman to an extent and tried to help him out. People,Get a woman like ursula
Honestly I'd trust Sam Raimi to make a movie musical more than most directors
7:09 my dad has an entire folder dedicated to this concept-- characters who have one hair color (usually blonde, sometimes red head) in the media they're originally from being portrayed by an actor or actress with dark hair. sometimes they have the actors dye their hair, but most of the time they don't even bother.
1:24 CONNOREATSPANTS⁉️⁉️⁉️
3:39 CONNOREATSPANTS‼️‼️‼️🥳🥳🥳
I'm here for the Dr.Ock's simp comments
Love the Raimi trilogy, it's so goofy but in a good way.
I'd love to see the other two Spider-Man trilogies and absolutely f****** love your videos 👌
3:55 I CANT BELIEVE TEMPERANCE BONES BRENNAN PLAYED IN SPIDER-MAN. I LOVE HER SO MUCH
Ok
So it's only two movies, so it'd be an easy one to do
Please do the Percy Jackson movies
Especially since the new series is coming out
Yesss she should do that one
2:52 you _almost_ read that whole thing without swearing...we applaud the effort 😌👏👏
They actually talk about the wrist webs a bit in No Way Home! Unfortunately it’s not explained there either but it’s nice they acknowledged just how weird it is?
You should get around to checking out reviews for Megamind
YES
1:09 killed me. Tobey Maguire deserves credit for yelling "Shazam!" 17 years before Zachary Levi made it the source of his entire superhero personality. 😆🕸🦸♂
Wasn’t expecting to see Connor in one of these. Not surprised it was Spider-Man and that it las about someone not being called gay.
8:36 I feel validated that I'm not the only one whose wondered what the webs would taste like
i mean they are just enhanced versions of actual spider webs, so just go eat a spider web and then you'll finally know what they taste like
I actually did my finals project for my dance class in high school to the jazz club scene music. The ‘real’ project was to get in a group and make a well choreographed dance with matching music. But no one wanted to be in a group with me, so I just asked my teacher if I could do a solo dance instead. After talking about it to her, she agreed and I got to do my dance. I actually have it on video, and I want to upload it to my channel, but I don’t know if it’ll get copyright struck.
5:21 no because my best friend says tobey maguire can only act with the lower half of his face
Why do I love the last part of 1:55 so much XD
The review about MJ getting a gun is actually so real omg. There actually is an issue of the comics where MJ pulls a gun on Green Goblin and shoots him. Also it's been a while since I've read this one so I might be misremembering, but I'm pretty sure that in the final issue of Ultimate Spider-Man (the one where Peter dies and Miles becomes the new Spider-Man) the Sinister Six roll up on Aunt May's house to kill Peter, and Aunt May just straight up shoots Electro and he dies. 💀
You should do the main Disney Princess movies if not that then the Cinderella trilogy!
Love your vids! ❤
Cinderella III: A Twist In Time would have hilarious reviews.
“I FORBID YOU TO TAKE ANOTHER STEP DOWN THESE STAIRS”
“okay”
@@lidlove123 Then Prince Charming dies.
To this day my family still just randomly goes "Up up and away web, go web go!" When we're together
I’m sorry but I’m absolutely dying at the way you said symbiote 💀
Hey, I know this is completely off topic but I think you should do some movies reviews for the diary of the wimpy kid movies, they were my favorite growing up. 😊 also maybe some Tumblr confessions, of course these are just suggestions.
Love your videos by the way ❤️
Also they Peter should call his enemies Gay again 🕷
I showed this video to my dad who loves Marvel just as much as me and said 7:08 was his favorite! Love your videos, and can you please read reviews for the The Avengers movies?
I want to see that tiktok where spider-man 3 is a spoken-word musical about the dangers of toxic masculinity
Obsessed with the way you pronounce tsk tsk as "tisk tisk" lmao
I watched this just for the Spiderman 3 venom comments. Not disappointed.
This was EVERYTHING I hoped for in a video❤️👍
I don't know if you take suggestion but I'd love to see a video on the cgi Swan Princess movies reviews. I am loving these review readings.
you should do the charlie brown specials lmao
Yesss
ConnorEatsPants? Wanting Spider-Man to call people gay? It's more likely than you think
1:24 ok Connor let’s gets you back to bed
I was NOT expecting to see ConnorEatsPants in this video
LESGOOOOOO THE ICONIC TRILOGY
Edit: iedited this 8 hours later bc i thought of something: DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOVIE REVIEWWWSSSSS
You’ll get your fanfics when you fix the RUclips algorithm!
The reviews you read are the only reviews I care about
I find it amusing that Connor had comments on these
Its true.. my sister wasn't emo till she got a side part with bangs..
I can tell who is coming upstairs by their footsteps lmao
YEEHAW! I’ve been waiting for this!
3:12 that girl should never watch temple of doom lmao
I was listening to this while driving so I couldnt see the image, which is why when the "Give Aunt May her free toaster " review came up I thought it was a reference to some Aunt May lesbian subplot that I totally missed the first time I watched this movie and got excited. Alas. It was actually about a toaster.
garlic bread
6:35
video of Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark reviews??
I was not expecting to see just2good on here!
1:27 did not expect to see connoreatspants here-
They did venom and Eddie brock so fucking dirty in Spider-Man 3
you should do tmnt reviews next time😁
YOU REALLY need to do a vid of Cloudy and the Chance of Meatballs 1 and 2
Have you done any Muppet movie reviews? I bet there are plenty of fun things to read from those.
5:06 my first thought on that pick was is that chuck bass or elijah mikealson,its elijah
I literally just rewatched the trilogy
Looking through your videos, I guess I must have imagined the one where you read the reviews on the Spy Kids Movies.
Lo and behold, I wasn't imagining. I was seeing into the future. Thank you!
Open season franchise should be next
You should do The Amazing Spider Man when you have the chance
gotta say i was not expecting to see ConnorEatsPants when i clicked on this video
Wow I love the Sam raimi films
Being a ConnorEatsPants fan is like being a fan of Spiderman after he stopped calling people gay
was not expecting the connoreatspants mention in this video but go off ig
HE SAID SHAZAM
L M A O
I'm sorry, Daniel Gillies was in Spider-Man 2 and NONE OF YOU TOLD ME??
I miss the new york in Spiderman movies, you don't see performer on the subway or the street like you use to
Spiderman 3 is my favorite Spiderman movie. Not just among this trilogy, but of all Spiderman movies ever. I love a jerkass protagonist.
The nightmare before Christmas movie reviews
0:19 Whenever stuff like this happens it just makes me angry
Well, nothing like discorvering one my all time favourite Directors/Actors is in one of my childhood movies(I'm talking about Byce Dallas Howard.) I didn't even recognize her until her name was mentioned. Lol
CONNOREATSPANTS???
web fluid is stored in the balls
kinky 🥵
2 things I wanna say
1) I used to always confuse Gwen Stacy and Gwen Stefani 😂
2) I really thought that one comment was about Ursula the sea witch😂
Can you do a Disney Enchanted movie?? ✨
YES
no
Now do the two TASM films.
Wolverine trilogy movie reviews maybe?
Beautiful.
lalaloopsy movies reviews when
If you haven't already you should do the muppets movies
Is a spoken word musical an actual thing?
Hi
hiya
Hi
Make one about the diary of a wimpy kid
can we get venom from sony when you do the second spiderman series?
You Still Making The Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Reviews I Asked For Joe? Please?
common Connor Ws
Please review the andrew garfield spiderman.
Do south park PLEASE
hi
do despeciable me movie reviews
🎃👍try to search it....?
As funny as these reviews are, why do people say something nice about the movie and give it 1 star or 2 stars? Why even review with a joke then
yw
Unpopular opinion, but the Tobey Maguire trilogy is my least favorite of the Spider-Man movie series