@@suezuccati304 either he is a genius, weirding the crap out of his apponent to cheat death, or he is a 100% pure innocent freak. On second thought, yeah, absolutely, definitely a freak.
@@starstorm1267Ok so I don't actually know about praying Mantis, however with spiders it's not actually a weird ritual where the female eats the male, sometimes the male wins actually. They just kinda fight to the death and usually the female wins because she is bigger.
@@Hydrainawith praying mantis I know after the mating she has the instinct to eat to find the energy for the development of the eggs and the head of the male mantis happens to be right there 😋🍝
I thought it was just the one line. But, no. Gianni had to spend an entire sixty seconds making me do the equivalent of staring at the sun with my ears.
@@JV571 I WAS GONNA SAY this line suggests whatever shit is happening will take longer that 8 hours... That's so foul like literally how could you do that physically or mentally
He has that "I wanna shut up and get out of here before I embarrass myself further but I'm already too far into this monologue to quit" body language going on and it fucking kills me lmao
@@Rwdphotos Cowboy Bebop has excellent animation and a ton of variety in its movements, and it rarely cuts corners, which makes the constant repeated shots here even funnier.
@DEVYNN MISHLER No, in the original he just briefly pauses during the fight to say "I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass" before they get back to hitting each other. This is someone doing a Steve Blum impression and taking the line....a bit further.
@@commanderleo you know you'd think that wouldn't you. in reality it takes more than one experience to fully desensitize someone, and erogros isn't the only name burned into my memory. also, erogros is in japanese. i can't read japanese so it could hit me harder than it does.
not gonna lie, i was already laughing out loud after i saw the video, then i saw your comment and straight up exploded out of laugh, you made my day even better
"First eight hours." I repeat, he said "FIRST eight hours"! That means not only he is fully expecting to whatever this is to last for eight hours, but for them to proceed to more eight hours!
Not only did he do a really good Steve Blum impression, not only did he do it while saying this kind of thing, and not only does Spike's voice get quieter and more echo-y when farther away and muffled when the camera is outside, the panning changes completely to the right when the camera focuses on Elektra's face. This man put actual effort and detail in this meme. He has my respect.
Someone edited this over the origins trailer for bo2 when Dempsey came on screen. I was just thinking "Did steve actually say that, and where did this audio even come from?"
y'know, he wants it to get embarassing, but I think if you can say stuff like this without batting an eye, you'll hardly ever get embarassed by anything
The special little detail that gets me is that fact that he is in a janitorial uniform and specifically requesting his hypersexualized murder to be "unsanitary"
@@MangoMagica consider it a navy seal type of regiment, but instead of it being a week of egregious training, it’s a week of unspeakable freak shit and sin
i like how after that bombshell of a confession he still gets in the, "i mean, i'm a real freak. i'm not normal" as if anything prior to his elaboration WAS normal
I was watching the movie and I forgot Spike actually lead off that line with "I love the kind of woman that..." and I nearly lost my shit because my brain finished it with "...will actually just kill me."
I love that the people outside are completely frozen as well, implying that it's not just her listening to him, all of them have completely stopped what they were doing just listening to him
I would serenade him back with clever wordplay and sensual dancing. We'd go back and forth for hours on end until one breaks and starts dry humping the other. The blue ball is unbearable, yet delightful. Crush me, crush me we'd moan as the moonlight glistened our oily bodies with the warn serenade of the office workers lifting the pain. One employee could not bear to see this and took her high heels and stepped on our balls. It felt like sticking a needle, yet we wanted more. The pain was ecstasy that we could not live without. I twirl his hair around as he sniffs my as with his middle finger What was I talking about?
The fact that her expression does not change throughout the whole conversation suggests this is not a first time she had someone drop a monologue like that on her.
The choice to make the dialogue more muffled on the outside shots cracks me the fuck up because that's something no editor would choose to do for a widely-released film, let alone an animated one.
I love the fact that when it cuts to the outside of the building you hear spikes voice muffled and like 3 people standing there going ".....what the fuck"
@@supremechaosbeing2696It implies that Spike wants her to kill him EXCRUCIATINGLY slowly and painfully, but he also wants the entire process to be incredibly sexual.
Tuukka Into well thats good! I was just making a joke about the buu saga that was allegedlly deleted then bailed on. I don't blame them though but thr kickstarter fans were pissed
The way she just looks so fucking done with him from the moment he opens his mouth but still allows him to continue is absolute comedy gold. This is a true cinema masterpiece and should be considered a staple of our generation for years to come.
@@rin_etoware_2989 Who said it would stop at the third eight hours. He hasn't even explained in detail how he is going to simultaneously shit, vomit and coom so hard that it rips a hole in the time space continuum and summons seventy-four alternative versions that will carry on the next hours unto eternity.
I just cane back from another video making fun of how a girl can look at a guy and they'll immediately think she's flirting Wtf men what's going on in your heads
There’s no way of winning this situation as the woman since if you kill him, you give into his desires, and if you don’t, you just end up being angry that you didn’t.
In the actual show, it was a fight scene where Spike says "I'll love the kind of woman that actually kicks my a$$" and they start fighting again. So yes, he's a menace. Or kinda.
You can find the full audio on his Twitter. It's 2 minutes long, and the 1 minute that didn't get into this video is almost nothing but him repeatedly corpsing.
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alright due to *unusually* overwhelming demand, here's the full voice file:
twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1389400149261266945
Les goo
Les goo
Les goo
Les goo
Les goo
This went from suicidal, to sexual, to outright uncomfortable.
It’s more like: Suicidal, sexually suicidal, sexual, sexually uncomfortable, and uncomfortable.
and that's the first couple minutes, wait until we get through the next 8 hours ;)
This is how I imagine it went down in Watchmen when the "Punish Me" Guy ran into Rorschach.
don't you mean "weirdly embarrassing" ? ;).
@@nathanhembree5853 you missed the pee pee pissy boy part
Friend: "come on give him a chance, he's a really nice guy"
The nice guy:
I want to type yes but I don't want to live in a world that has made me that cynical. Can we pretend I disagree?
I like how the comment above you is
Friend: Bro just confess to her already, worst thing she can say is no
The confession:
He’s definitely nice, sane is something else entirely.
so, you are not going to actually just kill him? :(
@@suezuccati304 either he is a genius, weirding the crap out of his apponent to cheat death, or he is a 100% pure innocent freak. On second thought, yeah, absolutely, definitely a freak.
This felt a lot longer than one minute
😂😂😂😂😂
EXACTLY
same
FR
1 year
I like how the music gets very quiet when he’s far away, implying he’s emitting sick jazzy tunes from his body to really sell his crazy point
I 100% believe Spike just radiates the music of the series
Then it plays the song, Green Bird, where Spike's falling out the window in slow motion for like a split second at the end!
💀 good theory
This is the funniest possible assumption to make. Therefore, it’s definitely true.
I like how you just copied a 3 year old popular comment already made.
Female streamer: *shows a little more shoulder than usual*
The chat:
LMAO
666 likes owo
So true lmao
😳
You almost made me spit my drink you piece of shit 🤣💀
“No ma’am I’m not a soft e-boy sub. I am a deranged masochist with unresolved family issues.”
*insert the ‘Why not both?’ Old el paso meme*
"What's the difference?? The difference is one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!"
- The Sniper
"ma'am i just want to die"
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthso you’re telling me i couldve been getting paid this whole time?
@@quisshy you guys get paid?
He's reciting this like he's ordering his usual at starbucks
who says he isn't?
This is his usual at starbucks.
Sir, this is a **checks notes** Starbucks
... and with whipped cream, right?
@@zakenmaru8612I imagine him being mean to the barista, so he can get extra whipped cream with spit in it.
Male praying mantises be like:
Male spiders be like:
A worrying amount of male bugs be like
YOOO
@@starstorm1267Ok so I don't actually know about praying Mantis, however with spiders it's not actually a weird ritual where the female eats the male, sometimes the male wins actually. They just kinda fight to the death and usually the female wins because she is bigger.
@@Hydrainawith praying mantis I know after the mating she has the instinct to eat to find the energy for the development of the eggs and the head of the male mantis happens to be right there 😋🍝
I thought it was just the one line. But, no. Gianni had to spend an entire sixty seconds making me do the equivalent of staring at the sun with my ears.
@@unclekarma1855 send link, i really need it
@@meomoor6225 pinned comment
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@@BagelBiter2r/ihavereddit
(you ain't wrong though)
Why would you state at the sun with your ears?
"We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours" is a hell of a sentence
My personal favorite is "I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway" but that one is factually the best.
@@RattyFairy *medically inadvisable*
Bold of him to assume he'd survive that long
@@JV571 I WAS GONNA SAY this line suggests whatever shit is happening will take longer that 8 hours... That's so foul like literally how could you do that physically or mentally
After the *FIRST* eight hours... He wants at least 8 more whole ass hours of this stuff
The guy says "and here we are" in a tone that makes it sound as if hes completely confident that shes not gonna refuse him.
Why would she?
I mean, she'll either kill him and fullfill his fantasy or let him live and harass her even more. So no matter what, she loses anyway.
@@tristanbeer1257 unless her goal was one of those, in that case she wins.
Sygma move
@@tristanbeer1257 Well, she was silent the entire time.
I bet she was thinking it over.
he still has the audacity to call her "ma'am"
what a gentleman
that’s how subs refer to their doms 🤷
no, its chivalry... he's just being polite.
She IS a ma'am...
i guess people just forgot what civil language was
"I want it to get embarrassing "
Sir it already is
well apparently this isnt enough for him, I am scared
Not for him it isn't
Aliha then i don’t want to know whats embarrassing to him
I mean like... *WEIRDLY* embarrassing
Unsanitary, too.
The fucking power stance he is rocking the entire time lmao
It's just brilliant
He has that "I wanna shut up and get out of here before I embarrass myself further but I'm already too far into this monologue to quit" body language going on and it fucking kills me lmao
@@jorts_master69if that ain't the most relatable thing
Maybe just lazy
Hi waffles
his power stance💀💀😭😭🤣🤣
Friend: "bro just confess to her already, worst thing she can say is no"
The confession:
@@zeflex3873 Edgy. For 1982.
And then she says yes.
@@TheGlenn8 bliss. 😊
She can't even punch you because you'd like that. Turning around silently and walking away is the only other option for her.
U get invited to the wedding as best man
0:50 I like to think that the Jazz band just couldn't bear to listen to him anymore and stopped playing.
XD
They stopped right when he said "the first eight hours"
His OkCupid profile: "I like cars, and I like to read, and I like italian food."
Him on the first date:
Is this a reference to something?
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 a reference to your mom
@@catfood2 nice
For someone who likes to read he used two "and"s instead of a ","
@@catfood2 good job
The funniest thing about this is the fact that spike just remains in that exact weird martial pose holding a broom with a stupid expression throughout
Animes have like a total of 50 different frames in their budgets
That's his power-stance
And that Electra just stands there and listens to it
@@Rwdphotos Cowboy Bebop has excellent animation and a ton of variety in its movements, and it rarely cuts corners, which makes the constant repeated shots here even funnier.
@DEVYNN MISHLER No, in the original he just briefly pauses during the fight to say "I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass" before they get back to hitting each other. This is someone doing a Steve Blum impression and taking the line....a bit further.
Impressive how this started with "just straight up kill me" and somehow managed to keep escalating and one upping itself until the very end.
And she didn't even flinch through any of it.
She's seen some shit.
maybe I've been desensitized by certain hentai or something but this one didn't escalate that far. still funny though.
@@zyriantel9601 She's the one
@@commanderleo you know you'd think that wouldn't you. in reality it takes more than one experience to fully desensitize someone, and erogros isn't the only name burned into my memory.
also, erogros is in japanese. i can't read japanese so it could hit me harder than it does.
@@edibleturd Are you the lady in the video, by any chance?
From amazon chaser to mild masochist to degradation fetish enthusiast to "please, just f@cking kill me". *What a rollercoaster of emotions.* 😭😭😭
not gonna lie, i was already laughing out loud after i saw the video, then i saw your comment and straight up exploded out of laugh, you made my day even better
@@roman52-- You're welcome. :')
No, this is just the part of the roller coaster where you get done and you are discombobulated, dazed, and confused
idk man "I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some hallway" sounds like _a bit_ more than mild masochism 😭
Spike really just wants to see if he's actually alive
underrated comment
One eye sees cringe, the other sees a dominant egirl mommy goth gf.
Kek
He's not a masochist, he just wants to see if he can take it.
@@owoofmybones5090 no! He just wants to FEEL something
I never thought I would laugh so hard at spike saying "peepee pisspiss boy"
Ikr what was that?!!?
Sometimes I come to this video to attempt not to laugh. I always fail.
I like how the minute I read this comment and unpause the video that exact line comes up.
@@kpdelaney6460 is this real
Cringe ass
The outside shots imply that his voice was so powerful they could hear him from outside the third story of an office building
Well at least now they know he wants to piss himself and be called little peepee pisspiss boy.
OMFG HAHAHA
@@cutiebunnyamber3447 happy b day Amber
@@yozora6636 awww...thank you! 💚 this warmed my day 🤗
Name anime plz?
"First eight hours." I repeat, he said "FIRST eight hours"! That means not only he is fully expecting to whatever this is to last for eight hours, but for them to proceed to more eight hours!
Obviously.
Wonderful observation retar
Ok but that might only imply at least 9 hours, not another 8
Yes@snigdhabhattacharya1690
...followed by eight hours of sleep, then another 16 hours of pure debauchery.
if only there were more hours in a day!
This is not a kink, this is assisted suicide
*thinking of my ex's strangle fetish* Could be both.
@@robertphillips213🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
It's both 😂
Dazai be proud
Bold of you to assume that isn't also a kink
She's either extremely patient to stand there quietly and calmly through this, or he has piqued her interest
I'm certainly intrigued. So, is she
In the full clip he asks her if she is still following cuz she looks confused xd
The latter.
Or just absolutely paralysed in despair as any sane space marine should be in front of Slaanesh himself.
Or she's completely dumbfounded and doesn't know whether to laugh at him or kill him.
Man's currently got balls of steel, but not after the first 8 hours.
they are still balls of steel, but they aren't his.
Oh yee of little faith. *Pain only makes them harder*
Balls of aluminum foil.
@@corejake lmao
@@Servellion Ball cancer
Not only did he do a really good Steve Blum impression, not only did he do it while saying this kind of thing, and not only does Spike's voice get quieter and more echo-y when farther away and muffled when the camera is outside, the panning changes completely to the right when the camera focuses on Elektra's face. This man put actual effort and detail in this meme. He has my respect.
Someone edited this over the origins trailer for bo2 when Dempsey came on screen. I was just thinking "Did steve actually say that, and where did this audio even come from?"
“We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours”
*jazz music stops*
I didn't get that one :(
@@surgrus4367 first implies the existence of at least 16 more hours of this
No, it's getting *_louder_*
*choral music starts*
@@skunkbrains5656 you mean 160 hours?
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, he says another sentence.
@Alessio Giannini LMAO
*better
Exactly 🤣😭😭
FRR
Fr💀💀💀
Dude imagine you’re giannis neighbor and you just hear this monologue through the window.
If the neighbours have a kid, he must be freaking out so hard everyday just hearing all of his his heroes in the same room.
0:42
DEAD
What is this anime?
@@MoonchildDontCry cowboy bebop
"I'm not normal."
Sir, that is obvious 😂
That pose he’s doing as he rambles on is what truly gets me.
In the original episode he didn’t say anything but the first line
@@inmypjs1426 Movie*
@@JohnSmith-co1zv sorry
@@inmypjs1426
You are not forgiven
How does he sound so much like Steve Blum?
y'know, he wants it to get embarassing, but I think if you can say stuff like this without batting an eye, you'll hardly ever get embarassed by anything
That gives you a good idea of just how embarrassing he wants this to get, then.
It'll be embarrassing to witness, he means.
@@JakobatHeart | Like trying to imagine the 4th dimension. It was never meant for our mortal minds, I suppose.
No, no. He wants it to get WEIRDLY embarrassing. It's on a whole other level from just regular embarrassing
İt made me laugh my good sir
How can a guy sound THIS powerful and in control while asking to be brutally killed?
He is Spike dude..
that sounds like spike throughout the entire series tbh
I think there's a term for this. What was it again? Power bottom?
I see you never watched cowboy bebop huh?
That’s just Spike existing
Sis a victim fr, she did not consent to this 💀
The special little detail that gets me is that fact that he is in a janitorial uniform and specifically requesting his hypersexualized murder to be "unsanitary"
Neat
Kinks tend to be weird like that
@@dabiga2315Kink shaming is against the bro-code, my dude😕
@@maximusstorm1215you’re shaming his kink bro not cool bro😡
Kink shaming is my kink
I've been married 17 years and this was word for word my wedding vows
Well it worked apparently! Go big or go home?
wait a minute
God I wish I had a consequence free way of doing that
Lucky
*2 months ago*
I love the implication that he's talking loud enough to be heard outside of the building to all of the unfortunate people taking a stroll
UNDERRATED
Even while he’s using his “inside voice.”
@@greywalker505 If he shouted the entire solar system would've heard. Yes, even through the vacuum.
if he's not like this, i don't want him
So the question is can you kick his ass
Real
I'm down...
Ma'am, I'm exactly like this... Wanna dom me... Pweez😶🌫️ I'll be whatever you need me to be.
Mentally Ill woman?! Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr
I love how the jazz is affected the same way as the voice, implying spike can just summon jazz on demand.
You imply that he can't
Fellow revenant
What I thought that was canon
He is jazz
Spike is smooth jazz personified
He says “first eight hours.” *First* eight hours. This implies that he expects to be even more fucked up for more than eight hours.
this detail is such a gold mine
The question is how long does he want it to go on for?
@@MangoMagica consider it a navy seal type of regiment, but instead of it being a week of egregious training, it’s a week of unspeakable freak shit and sin
@@MangoMagica “first eight hours” implies there'll be a second eight hours, so at least sixteen hours total, maybe longer.
@@Zoomy 24 hours
He's very level-headed about this whole thing, like it was scripted, practiced, and exercised hundreds of times. This man knows what he's looking for.
nah spike is just confident in every action he takes.
It's an on-the-spot epiphany
i like how after that bombshell of a confession he still gets in the, "i mean, i'm a real freak. i'm not normal" as if anything prior to his elaboration WAS normal
I was watching the movie and I forgot Spike actually lead off that line with "I love the kind of woman that..." and I nearly lost my shit because my brain finished it with "...will actually just kill me."
yes
Isn't that what he said?
@@agenericboringhomosapien8108 No, he says "I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass."
I mean...close enough, right?
movie name?
I feel like she’s quiet cause she actually considering...
I mean, it'd be some weird sessions, but the point is for him to die so... No loose ends?
Please tell me this is a fake clip 😭
@@UNF4lR this channel does voice overs of the actual show so yeah it's fake
@@UNF4lR LMAO 😭😭
@@UNF4lR lmfao you thought this was real?!
I love how Spike just existing summons a barrage of jazz
Is this what you mezn by existing?
Lol same
When Spike was born, a jazz band came with him.
spike isn’t even the jazz guy
Jazz is my favourite
Loid when he finds out Yor is an assassin.
AYO CANON?
*Underated*
This is just the entire internet when Lady Dimitrescu showed up
0:25
Extremely accurate
Mainly Markiplier
“Guys, this is a horror game.”
0:25
@@Howard_T_Duck FACTUAL
I love that the people outside are completely frozen as well, implying that it's not just her listening to him, all of them have completely stopped what they were doing just listening to him
Wouldn't you?
It's a fan dub and with a frame freeze
@@thesalvager3020 bruh you typed my exact fucking thought when i read that omfg
@@_linlin_r/whoosh
And they’re fucking flabbergasted
Girl: he's sending me mixed signals, i can't decipher them!
The guy's mixed signals:
omg Im dead
I wouldn't _want_ to decipher them
@@franz3810 Literally.
I can't blame a woman for being in denial about those signals.
I'm pretty sure this is straight forward
This conversation is happening somewhere on discord
Except he probably isn't talking to a biological female.
That is wild and really uncomfortable to think about.
Eeyup.
Fact: NOBODY will want to fight you if pull this out on them
EVERYBODY will want to shut you up, though. It's either no fight, or a one hit knockout
I would serenade him back with clever wordplay and sensual dancing. We'd go back and forth for hours on end until one breaks and starts dry humping the other. The blue ball is unbearable, yet delightful. Crush me, crush me we'd moan as the moonlight glistened our oily bodies with the warn serenade of the office workers lifting the pain. One employee could not bear to see this and took her high heels and stepped on our balls. It felt like sticking a needle, yet we wanted more. The pain was ecstasy that we could not live without. I twirl his hair around as he sniffs my as with his middle finger
What was I talking about?
@@godofhotballs_helios7207 matt wtf
@@godofhotballs_helios7207 matt what the fuck
@@godofhotballs_helios7207 Sir I'm just here to deliver your pizza
The fact that the music can be heard muffled outside implies that he is generating the music and that thought scares me more than his words ever will.
Or the music is on some stereo inside too
LMFAOO PLS-
or, like, just putting it out there
maybe the music is coming from LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE inside the building? i dunno. maybe thats a stretch
He just fucking carries a stereo or a boombox for this specific purpose and moment
@@archivelibrarian6818 No.
It's the muffled parts that got me imagine your just walking around just doing things and you hear this
"Just be yourself! That's how you win woman heart"
Make this your ringtone and watch how fast you could panic trying to pick up
You think dangerously. I like it
I did that with Dick Pays Rent, so I relate in a spiritual level
I CANT IMAGINE
HAHAHAHAHA
oh my god I’m imagining this in a public setting I’m dying
The fact that her expression does not change throughout the whole conversation suggests this is not a first time she had someone drop a monologue like that on her.
Gigachad
Yes.
congrats you made me cry laughing
I verry much dislike that hypothetical you have given to us.
"Oh so it's gonna be one of those criminals"
the part where he called her "ma'am" after saying all that fucked up stuff had me dying 😂
"Please ...."
M'lady would have been more appoopriate
As if they really didn’t know each other lol
“ You have to crush me.”
Especially with Green Bird playing in the bg!
"By the end of the _first_ 8 hours"
The worst she can say is "no"
The confession:
Under the circumstances, I think the worst she can say is "yes"
@potatopatato6610 nah yes gets exactly what you want
@@badjuju2721 Exactly what HE wants.
Oh don’t worry, he is a nice guy.
Said nice guy :
She’s just on her way to a job interview 😭
This was the job interview
@@multiversalsingularity398 Yeah for a kindergarden teacher
I wonder if she got hired
@@forrest7186 no wonder he mentioned being a piss boy.
sir i need you to relax
hello luke
Ah, the second guy I can't get out of my recommended, nice
Crossover??!
Two titans meet, as it is written
A crossover would be THE BEST THING EVER
The choice to make the dialogue more muffled on the outside shots cracks me the fuck up because that's something no editor would choose to do for a widely-released film, let alone an animated one.
It only ends with something good for him. He either lives another day or gets what he wants. Smart
I read this in a Whiterun Guard's voice talking about light armor.
@@zephyr3453 Lightly armored means light on your feet. Smart.
@@zephyr3453 you monster, now I did too!
@@robotdude343it is
Well this comment isn’t getting anymore likes. Thanks, this is my record for most likes on a comment. Have a good day
Fun fact: Steve Blum, the voice actor for Spike Spiegel, actually went on this rant unprompted mid-recording. It lasted for 12 minutes.
Sauce, please?
@@kuma9239 yo pal. you just blow in from stupid town?
@@Adam-xv7du tbf, it seems like something that could happen in a bloopers xD
Imagine if Koichi Yamadera actually ranted like this
I'm not sure of the validity of this, but it's too funny to just ignore.
Imagine if we had a full cowboy bebop abridged series that was at this level of comedy.
Ghost stories 2
I would binge it every chance I get!
This needs to happen!!!!
And in classic abridged series fashion, this actually makes the scene way longer. 👌
Yes please! Hahaha
Just when you thought it couldnt get better he says another sentence
*You want her to crush you,*
but importantly not your heart.
🤧
Fudge that
Turn that useless thing into puddle of expired bad wine
No he literally wants her to kill him
@@sedme0 ima be honest. After this there isn't gonna be anything left to care for.
don't crush my heart,
crush my head,
with your THIGHS
How do you voluntarily read that script without fucking dying of laughter
@@Gabriel-bt7ix you
@@Cardtank7274 huh?
@@Gabriel-bt7ix you dare have the audacity, to tell me something I didn't know
By being a real mf
This has to be a lot of audios pasted together. No way he didnt laugh after 10 seconds
"After the first 8 hours" implying there's gonna be way more. Please, for the love of all things comedy, do an abridged of this show
The jazz just fucking cuts right then too. "Hold up, what?"
@@SgtIronbeak I've watched this like 4 times, I didn't notice. This is hilarious
@Ivan Ivanoff This particular part, yes, but I wanna see this guy voice Spike for the whole series. Which I think is a season
@Ivan Ivanoff Do you know how raunchy this show would be? Imagine the first meeting with the gambling queen
@Ivan Ivanoff Maybe not this same speech over and over again, but I think the series could be hilarious
I can’t understate how often I say the phrase “I love the kinda woman that will actually just kill me”
Markiplier: "I'm not a masochist, I'm just testing my body to see how much I can handle."
fin the human in that one weird episode
That is really what this reminds me of
@@aestheticswim3397 that was an interesting episode
I was hoping someone else thought of Markiplier
damn lmao I thought this was based on him
“The first eight hours” implying that there will be a second, maybe third eight hour session
Or one session considerably longer than eight hours
These questions were what I was wondering. Still haven’t figured it out
Or an 8th 8 hour session
I love the fact that when it cuts to the outside of the building you hear spikes voice muffled and like 3 people standing there going
".....what the fuck"
"Sir, this is mcdonalds."
Even better 😎
"We should be entirely different people, *by the end of the first eight hours* "
this is now my favorite line in anything ever
i don't like those implications
Say that line with no context and the story it tells is amazing.
@@Hellwaterva And I don't like your pfp - holy fuck what even is that??!!
@@crimsonstrykr pinhead in a dress
@@supremechaosbeing2696It implies that Spike wants her to kill him EXCRUCIATINGLY slowly and painfully, but he also wants the entire process to be incredibly sexual.
The “I want it to get embarrassing” part sends me into hysterics. I can only imagine the stuff he’s not saying 😂
Bruh If he said anymore he would get cancelled.
Then let's leave it up to the imagination, since he'd probably die on the spot for saying things like that
My thoughts exactly holy shiiiiitt
@@dumbo21no he wouldn't?
@@i.d.9754I think that’s the goal
Ok, but now we need an abridged series where Spike is just like this the entire show
Cowboy Bebop is now 5 seasons long because Spike's monologues take up at least half of every episode
@@bluebell560 you say that like you wouldn't watch it
no no no if team4star taught anything its that abridged series dont work in the long run
@@SanicSez Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is at least as good as the original show
Tuukka Into well thats good! I was just making a joke about the buu saga that was allegedlly deleted then bailed on. I don't blame them though but thr kickstarter fans were pissed
"Sir this is a Wendy's"
"I'm talking full-on watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage." I cannot stop cracking up at that line.
i lose it every time
You sound more like Steve Blum than Steve Blum does
It's surreal lmao
Steve Blum sounds like Steve Blum. Gianni sounds like what we remember Steve Blum sounding like
hello coreyladdo next gman sfm when
@@JamesJJSMilton WENT TO LISTEN TO THE OG ENGLISH VA BECAUSE IVE NEVER SEEN IT , JUST TO CHECK AND YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON
Damn hes right
mhm yes I will have what he's having
Damn it rimmy what if the commissar sees you doing this
Careful! That drink is spiked.
I did not expect a strategy game youtube to ever comment on this video, but here we are
Oh goddammit Rimmy
Bet Rimmy is thinking about that pink haired girl with fakies from Riddle Joker.
This felt like a whole uncomfortable elevator ride that I had the chance to get out of every floor that passes but I didn't
The way she just looks so fucking done with him from the moment he opens his mouth but still allows him to continue is absolute comedy gold. This is a true cinema masterpiece and should be considered a staple of our generation for years to come.
This is a fan dub, not the real one
@@KelanJ29534 Are you sure, it seems pretty real to me
@@ladymariaoftheastralclockt7264 Yah it’s a fan dub. Still pretty damn funny tho.
She might look done, but internally her interest is piqued ;3c
Her face is the best part of the video tbh.
Aside from "Ma'am, please, you have to crush me."
Ah yes, the "first eight hours"
As opposed to the implied, *second* eight hours
Thus leading to the existence of the fabled *third* eight hours
That's a legendary sexcursion. If you can go a full day without breaking you are a hero.
Which then leads to the idea of the eldritch horror known as the fourth eight hours
Hentai protagonist be like :
@@rin_etoware_2989 Who said it would stop at the third eight hours. He hasn't even explained in detail how he is going to simultaneously shit, vomit and coom so hard that it rips a hole in the time space continuum and summons seventy-four alternative versions that will carry on the next hours unto eternity.
would there be breaks in between tho
implying the jazz just follows him around lmao
look at him and tell me it does not
vs you implying it doesnt
He’s Spike what do you expect?
You guys are like "Patrick Bateman is me" "Ryan gosling is literally me" "blablablabla"
No, THIS is literally me
but ryan gosling IS literally me
The hints girls think we need: *smile*
The hint we actually need:
nah nah, if a girl pulls something like this on you then you're so deep in the friend zone that there's no getting out 🤣
@@dorbacal so deep that i could fight the us army inside?
@@MouldMadeMind yes, yes my friend
No thanks it's weird
I just cane back from another video making fun of how a girl can look at a guy and they'll immediately think she's flirting
Wtf men what's going on in your heads
The weirdest thing is, this entire spiel is surprisingly in-character for Spike.
Kinda true.
@Idk wut name to settle on cowboy bebop
Ye
that's the pick up line he used for Julia
I love your avatar
A cultured person, I see
If I am ever being held at gunpoint by a woman in a hallway I will do my best to repeat this word for word
You'll be dead after the first line but good luck 💀
Why only a woman? Say this to any guy trying to mug you and well..... either way, you aren't getting mugged anymore.
@@owenchafer1083 "And that officer, is when my attempted robbery morphed into a homicide"
if I, as a woman, ever held somebody at a gunpoint and they dropped those lines on me I would take them up on that offer
If you're lucky, you'll make them uncomfortable enough to back down and flee in disgust.
Todo: "What kind of woman is your type?!"
Me:
Best comment here
There’s no way of winning this situation as the woman since if you kill him, you give into his desires, and if you don’t, you just end up being angry that you didn’t.
Na. Give in because that’s hot.
only put a angry face until it ends...
Sadistic women: nah I'd win
@@magnarcreed3801Unbelievably based- I- I mean you go girl!
POV: you're a praying mantis
UNDERRATED COMMENT OMG
Accurate af😂
UNDERRATED AS FUCK
This guy, is a legend, he got me good lol
POV: you're a black widow spider
This dude is a MENACE
If you ever seen Cowboy Bebop it's basically all about how Spike is just built different
@@James-lv7pp yes
@@RecordedMercury IKR
In the actual show, it was a fight scene where Spike says "I'll love the kind of woman that actually kicks my a$$" and they start fighting again. So yes, he's a menace. Or kinda.
*Visionary
When you think he’s done he keeps going
This got weird … fast
I thought it would be some good voice acting, but we're talking male darkness here.
Verified person
They fucked up one of my favorite animes,
_So many casualties in this simp war... when will it end!_
_That's the point sir_
what a lot of people don't realize is this is actually only half of what I recorded for this bit and this is actually the scaled back version
God i'm fucking dying, how many times did you have to practice this to not laugh?
You can find the full audio on his Twitter. It's 2 minutes long, and the 1 minute that didn't get into this video is almost nothing but him repeatedly corpsing.
I would say it depends on your composure, but on average, a good 10-20 minutes.
"I want it to get embarrassing. Like weirdly embarrassing."
It... already did
No, he needs more
@@bevvvy1374 he can take it even further
***we already passed the limit a while ago but let’s continue and see what happens***