Is Graham’s Couch Covered In Sperm? - The Graham Norton Show

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  • @maryamaoyefusi6141
    @maryamaoyefusi6141 9 лет назад +3856

    jeremy's face this entire clip was priceless!

    • @williamlee8069
      @williamlee8069 4 года назад +18

      If you didn’t say, I wouldn’t notice. Guys that have high camouflage index tend to have some of the interesting looks if you look closely.

    • @indigo9394
      @indigo9394 4 года назад +5

      william lee What’s a high camouflage index??

    • @williamlee8069
      @williamlee8069 4 года назад +17

      Indigo Metal Gear. A fun way to describe guys that are easily overlooked.

    • @indigo9394
      @indigo9394 4 года назад +4

      @@williamlee8069 Oh right ok then..🙃

    • @lartisteautravail
      @lartisteautravail 3 года назад

      I sometimes feel like Jeremy goes out of his way to show how not gay he is. Like... no one brought that up, fella.

  • @iStolleh
    @iStolleh 9 лет назад +8064

    It's official, Graham has the weirdest audience among talkshows

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue 9 лет назад +172

      Only in England

    • @HiddenWen
      @HiddenWen 9 лет назад +124

      +iStolleh You mean best.

    • @MHorton1000
      @MHorton1000 9 лет назад +23

      +HiddenWen Same thing.

    • @Flashbax7
      @Flashbax7 9 лет назад +26

      +stol Nope, just everyone in the world is uniquely batshit insane.

    • @feliciaf8
      @feliciaf8 9 лет назад +5

      +stol the best!

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 8 лет назад +757

    I love how when Jeremy gets up he tries to play it all casual. "You know, sitting's kinda overrated, when you really think about it."

    • @bluebell8557
      @bluebell8557 4 года назад +1

      Camilo Garcia Ylasaari gosh I wanna hear that so much. What’s the time stamp?

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 4 года назад +8

      @@bluebell8557 Well, he doesn't say it. It's just what his body language and facial expression seem to be saying when he gets up from the couch (2:19)

  • @captainviggo4575
    @captainviggo4575 9 лет назад +2501

    3:01 Mark Ruffalo looks like he's thinking "Please don't use this light on my pants".

  • @natlek08
    @natlek08 9 лет назад +512

    Elizabeth's face was priceless

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 4 года назад +1

      You should have seen her face in the dark

    • @stabgan
      @stabgan 4 года назад +2

      @@olisk-jy9rz lmao ok chill now

  • @godSPARDA1995
    @godSPARDA1995 8 лет назад +635

    2:04 and Elizabeth Olsen is all like whaaaaat the hell while Mark Rufallo totaly agrees😂😂😂😂

  • @tracewallace23
    @tracewallace23 9 лет назад +6097

    Did anyone else notice how Graham DIDNT use the light on the couch? :-\ I'm thinking that's a little suspect... hahaha =-O

    • @RomanCoronado
      @RomanCoronado 9 лет назад +358

      Trace 23 Missed opportunity. One of the guest should have said "rather than the sofa I think we should be more concerned about Graham's chair".

    • @KingRynoD.LeonhartTMB
      @KingRynoD.LeonhartTMB 9 лет назад +51

      +Trace 23 I was literally just about to comment on that! He knows things have happened there XD

    • @sebastiansobrado3258
      @sebastiansobrado3258 8 лет назад +81

      If Graham used it on himself you'd be able to see him from space

    • @Arrows
      @Arrows 5 лет назад +5

      @@sebastiansobrado3258 Hahaha :D

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 4 года назад +6

      If he used that on Elizabeth Olsen she would have light up like a disco ball

  • @halle2216
    @halle2216 9 лет назад +839

    These people have the most interesting fears...

    • @LuizAntonio-zs7ko
      @LuizAntonio-zs7ko 9 лет назад +39

      I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    • @torakwolfproductions352
      @torakwolfproductions352 8 лет назад +2

      Luiz Antonio 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Celon.
      @Celon. 7 лет назад +4

      I'm afraid of clowns .I wanna punch them in that stupid face.

  • @Donegal62
    @Donegal62 4 года назад +234

    Woman: Bread sweat
    Jeremy: Facial expression, priceless

    • @johnfic4751
      @johnfic4751 4 года назад +4

      Remember she's going to set the scene for us.

  • @alydematti
    @alydematti 9 лет назад +671

    Jeremy's facial expressions are the best!

  • @sanjukta_basu
    @sanjukta_basu 2 года назад +42

    I just love how innocently confused Jeremy Renner is with everything that's happening here. He is like who are these people, what is this show, what am I doing here. He's one of those guys who takes things seriously only to realise people are just being random. Adorable.

  • @Retroboy-qb4li
    @Retroboy-qb4li Год назад +4

    2:04 I love how Elizabeth Olsen is like: 😳
    And Mark Ruffalo has probably thought of it before and only now someone else has said it lmao

  • @The_Deaf_Aussie
    @The_Deaf_Aussie 3 года назад +46

    The fact that the guest stood up immediately after the audience said "in fact, you should get that couch checked out.." lolz

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka 9 лет назад +273

    2:14 Did u see how fast Mark jumped up?

    • @mariashutter
      @mariashutter 8 лет назад +11

      +jess401
      and then they realized the audience is scripted and stopped caring. xD

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 6 лет назад +1

      @@mariashutter It was scripted?

    • @danielwanger5919
      @danielwanger5919 5 лет назад +1

      @@joec7217 yach

    • @squiggles7833
      @squiggles7833 3 года назад +3

      @@joec7217 it's scripted like people have to write in what they would say so that he picks more interesting people, not that the fears are fabricated

    • @MelkofficialYT
      @MelkofficialYT 3 года назад

      Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Turbo9987
    @Turbo9987 9 лет назад +1940

    Elizabeth Olsen is SO PRETTY!!!!

  • @sahibathind5373
    @sahibathind5373 4 года назад +172

    I died when they all stood up and went "Oh No..."

  • @EthanScarlett
    @EthanScarlett 8 лет назад +1329

    Feel as though people don't quite grasp the meaning of the phrase "afraid of".. lol

    • @smileholicfox
      @smileholicfox 8 лет назад +64

      You can actually be afraid of anything.. Some people are even afraid of breathing

    • @smileholicfox
      @smileholicfox 8 лет назад +39

      But I wouldn't call breadsweat a fear if it's only nasty for you

    • @smileholicfox
      @smileholicfox 8 лет назад +10

      james proctor As I said people can be afraid oif anything :D

    • @MissingSirius
      @MissingSirius 8 лет назад +57

      Why not? People have phobias of all kinds of things. She said she literally can't touch it and throws it into the air if it's handed to her. That sounds to me like she's afraid of it. Fear doesn't have to be rational.

    • @hamsterminator
      @hamsterminator 8 лет назад +32

      Fear doesn't have to be rational- but OPs post still stands true. If you've never had anything to really be afraid of due to having a sheltered life, maybe you really don't know what fear is. Therefore having a dislike of something is what you think fear is.

  • @5CU11Y
    @5CU11Y 4 года назад +48

    2:04 Mark is like “Yes Jeremy that’s what I was talking about!”😂😂😂

  • @editboy23
    @editboy23 9 лет назад +661

    I love this show so freaking much.

  • @jasmineapril300
    @jasmineapril300 8 лет назад +77

    I love how Graham has the mic in his hand, but still shouts down to the others on the sofa.... 🤣🤣

  • @annac0107
    @annac0107 3 года назад +19

    Jeremy Renner's expressions were soooooooooooooooo fun to watch!

  • @NOONE-cd4gu
    @NOONE-cd4gu 4 года назад +48

    I love how they all jumped off the couch when the lady said "I think you should have your couch checked" 😂😂😂

  • @JSPena
    @JSPena 7 лет назад +36

    2:16 Mark’s like “What the hell!”

  • @budhajigaonkar2251
    @budhajigaonkar2251 3 года назад +7

    "You should have your couch checked"
    (Renner gets up + hands in the pocket + expressions like he knows no one there) 😂🤣

  • @DropkickNation
    @DropkickNation 9 лет назад +1828

    1:19 Jeremy Renners face say it all. ^^
    Also, I don't think I'll ever get used to Grahams beard.

    • @writerangelcauldwell
      @writerangelcauldwell 9 лет назад +18

      His face is priceless.
      I don't think a bearded look works for Graham.

    • @Indy_21
      @Indy_21 9 лет назад +65

      +Angel Cauldwell are you kidding?! He looks very good with it!! Handsome!

    • @darkseid6089
      @darkseid6089 8 лет назад +6

      Angel Cauldwell he had best reaction doing that part, it was priceless.

    • @proudMudbl00D_6
      @proudMudbl00D_6 7 лет назад +4

      Chris Purolover I agree bout Jeremy's face 😂😂😂

    • @happyh5384
      @happyh5384 7 лет назад

      Chris Purolover njj
      Until I

  • @arianneclaireyalung2709
    @arianneclaireyalung2709 3 года назад +20

    Elizabeth's face is hilarious 😂

  • @oasiscat5828
    @oasiscat5828 4 года назад +8

    Best bit of Graham shows is the audience interaction and seeing celebs reactions a complete switch around of a talk show and it bloody works!

  • @Apostolic101
    @Apostolic101 9 лет назад +27

    Notice how fast Mark jumped up after the women said Graham should have his couch checked.

    • @mr.janhe_10
      @mr.janhe_10 6 месяцев назад

      I remember watching a documentary on hygiene on cruise ships and how bad it was. They found sperm stains all over the blankets on the beds, the bathroom walls, the chairs and love seats (now I know why they call them like that!) and even...on the ceilings!!😮

    • @Apostolic101
      @Apostolic101 6 месяцев назад

      @@mr.janhe_10 Casting Couch

  • @YasserZafar
    @YasserZafar 9 лет назад +2438

    They should have checked Graham's beard...

    • @TheGreatResist
      @TheGreatResist 9 лет назад +59

      ahhaahaha

    • @Kenazzle
      @Kenazzle 7 лет назад +58

      In my dreams I shine a UV light on Graham's beard and it shines like the midday sun.

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 4 года назад +12

      Or Elizabeth Olsen's chin

    • @williamlee8069
      @williamlee8069 4 года назад +10

      And they found that his entire face looks like as if he got chicken pox.

    • @MultiBigbird01
      @MultiBigbird01 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nightangel972000
    @nightangel972000 8 лет назад +121

    1:22 The look on Renner's face.

  • @awaisjamil9956
    @awaisjamil9956 9 лет назад +775

    lol bread sweat wtf thats condensation

    • @vShadowWARRIORv
      @vShadowWARRIORv 9 лет назад +15

      No it isn't. It's grease.

    • @awaisjamil9956
      @awaisjamil9956 9 лет назад +23

      i guess youre right cause GFC knows best lol

    • @QueenMAB418
      @QueenMAB418 8 лет назад +26

      You're right, ive never heard it called "bread sweat" before!
      Being a Pastry Chef, I really thought she meant when someone ruins a load by bagging it too warm. Strange world!!

    • @tattycakes2k2
      @tattycakes2k2 4 года назад +8

      Yeah it’s toast sweat, when you put the hot toast on the plate and it makes condensation which then makes the toast soggy.

    • @ThaSlymes
      @ThaSlymes 4 года назад +9

      @@vShadowWARRIORv where are you buying loaves of grease-filled bread?

  • @alisha_a
    @alisha_a 8 лет назад +15

    Jeremy's reaction in 1.23 is priceless 😂

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 3 года назад +2

    "Let's hope you're never homeless" really deserved more attention!

  • @Tedtopdawg
    @Tedtopdawg 2 года назад +2

    This is the best show on this planet

  • @rebeccajohnson6572
    @rebeccajohnson6572 8 лет назад +8

    I just Adore Graham and all his guest.
    He is just a fabulous slice of life.

  • @armaniac661
    @armaniac661 9 лет назад +227

    This was clearly set up, the audience member and everything, but it was funny :D

    • @BobbyCalloway
      @BobbyCalloway 8 лет назад +41

      Yeah they would have asked audience members before the show to get the weirdest/most entertaining fears

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 4 года назад +15

      Yeah, this clip shows how structured and well planned every episode really is. It's so clever how they make it all look impromptu.
      Also, they must ask audience members the questions way before the show, like when they buy their tickets or something because it's unlikely they just had a UV light sitting around. Maybe they picked it up during rehearsal or something.

    • @walterdayrit675
      @walterdayrit675 4 года назад +1

      Well executed!!

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 3 года назад +1

      Obviously it's set up lol.

    • @tkralva.6668
      @tkralva.6668 3 года назад +9

      He actually says that they were asked earlier, and he clearly says he is looking for the specific woman.
      There is no attempt to make it look spontaneous.

  • @Tomatofury
    @Tomatofury 9 лет назад +74

    Pause at 2:17 look at elezebeth olsen's face 😂😂😂 Hahahah

  • @someguyonyoutube4285
    @someguyonyoutube4285 9 лет назад +2

    1:55 the marvel fanboy in the captain America shirt is priceless

  • @Sam-cs3mi
    @Sam-cs3mi Год назад +1

    The fastest Mark has ever moved 😂

  • @jurrasicpig2426
    @jurrasicpig2426 3 года назад +2

    Mark looks suspciously nervous when Graham backed to the stage with the CSI thingy, like he'd done something bad.....

  • @rodolfovillareal715
    @rodolfovillareal715 8 лет назад +58

    Elizabeth Olsen is adorable.

  • @proudMudbl00D_6
    @proudMudbl00D_6 7 лет назад +5

    2:00-2:17 ! - 2:39 Lizzie's face!! 😂😂😂 but also Renners face at 1:19!😂😂😂

  • @XMizzTuraX
    @XMizzTuraX 4 года назад +4

    I love how everyone on the couch moved SO quickly

  • @saffmichael4369
    @saffmichael4369 8 лет назад +45

    Mark looked nervous he was next

  • @Zydeco.13
    @Zydeco.13 9 лет назад +31

    2:06 liz olsen looks so cute

  • @priyak7062
    @priyak7062 9 лет назад +9

    jeremey's face at 1:18 HAHAHAHHA

  • @weirdlylogical1449
    @weirdlylogical1449 7 лет назад +8

    'You might want to check your couch'
    *everyone jumps off the couch in digust*
    XDD

  • @lorenag.5280
    @lorenag.5280 9 лет назад +33

    Hahahaha Mark got up real quick after she mentioned the couch lol

  • @seese9456
    @seese9456 Год назад +1

    She just made everyone uncomfortable 😂

  • @H316135155
    @H316135155 9 лет назад +50

    And they still haven't check the couch...

  • @zeinasalloum6003
    @zeinasalloum6003 3 года назад +2

    Best talk show host on the planet he puts the American ones to shame

  • @romayssaechayo8267
    @romayssaechayo8267 Год назад +1

    jeremy is adorable ❤

  • @kevrink5605
    @kevrink5605 3 года назад +4

    Lizzie's face when the lady mentioned sperm. And how quickly Ruffalo got up from the couch

  • @playthosetunes
    @playthosetunes 9 лет назад +2

    The way they all leap off the couch in disgust is hilarious

  • @nightrider_
    @nightrider_ 3 года назад +1

    I love that every one of the guests fears was a hit. All of them weird and hilarious xD

  • @Tiger74147
    @Tiger74147 8 лет назад +118

    Anyone else hear Olsen ask "Does it have to be fresh?" Incriminating! :P

    • @moarmy2122
      @moarmy2122 7 лет назад

      Tiger74147 When?

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 4 года назад +1

      She would have looked like a lighthouse if they shined that lamp on her

    • @avonord
      @avonord 4 года назад +4

      2:43

  • @charlieblacc4316
    @charlieblacc4316 8 лет назад +9

    Everybody in the couch got up at the same time

  • @klatewilson5170
    @klatewilson5170 8 лет назад +16

    Best show on television

  • @lmpoar
    @lmpoar 8 лет назад +3

    Graham Norton must the the only chat show that celebrities look forward to going on.

  • @gemmapecorinigoodall9133
    @gemmapecorinigoodall9133 8 лет назад +51

    bread sweat is such a british fear

  • @evem9972
    @evem9972 9 лет назад +38

    Jeremy's face :)

  • @alijawad_19
    @alijawad_19 3 года назад +2

    She's a forensic scientist that's why

  • @alfatazer_8991
    @alfatazer_8991 8 лет назад +452

    Fears? more like first world problems=_=
    Although the sperm one is a legit concern I guess...

    • @ofsswan4491
      @ofsswan4491 6 лет назад +21

      Alfatazer _ it’s no joke on most hotel bed sheets.

    • @glacialimpala
      @glacialimpala 4 года назад

      @@ofsswan4491 how do you suppose it survives boiling hot wash cycle and industrial detergent?

    • @MoaLindberg
      @MoaLindberg 3 года назад

      @@glacialimpala bc they never clean them

    • @glacialimpala
      @glacialimpala 3 года назад

      @@MoaLindberg hotel bed sheets? You're either trolling or nuts.

  • @titahutama1281
    @titahutama1281 4 года назад +5

    This is hilarious 😂 I can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @Hoganply
    @Hoganply 9 лет назад

    The relief on the guests' faces when he puts it away.

  • @matthewmcdowell4166
    @matthewmcdowell4166 9 лет назад +7

    Love how Renner's the last one to stand up after the Sperm couch thing...like he didn't think it was that big of a deal

  • @ellenwhite2973
    @ellenwhite2973 3 года назад +2

    The way all of them got up at the same time.

  • @Amy-uf3oj
    @Amy-uf3oj 3 года назад +1

    1:19 is my new lock screen

  • @cipher88101
    @cipher88101 4 года назад +3

    "Hang on I'm finding out for you." LMAO

  • @jenergomes
    @jenergomes 4 года назад +1

    I laughed a lot when the cast jump from the sofa!! XD
    And I was sure that Graham Norton would check the sofa with his "CSI thing" (the UV lamp).

  • @randomobserver8168
    @randomobserver8168 Год назад +1

    Elizabeth Olsen's very formal stance at 2:32.

  • @AG-kl6ds
    @AG-kl6ds 7 лет назад +2

    3:01 that guy is praying that Graham doesn’t check him for sperm haha

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni 3 года назад +1

    Graham is definitely the best talk show host.

  • @Leo-hy8ct
    @Leo-hy8ct Год назад +1

    I mean she was afraid of it being on places it’s not supposed to be but technically where Graham put the light on is a place where, i guess it’s supposed to be…

  • @jim_8621
    @jim_8621 3 года назад +1

    1:19. The look on Jeremy Renner's face. 😆😆

  • @JangMember_twobabies
    @JangMember_twobabies Год назад

    2:16 Ruffalo immediately on alert😂

  • @hyperchord
    @hyperchord 2 года назад +1

    Isn't that nice everybody has a laugh at the audiences expense.

  • @SophieYT
    @SophieYT 9 лет назад +2

    I laughed so much at this I've woken up my mother (sorry). So hilarious.

  • @heathermuir2842
    @heathermuir2842 9 лет назад +2

    Thank god for the beebs graham Norton shows, they are best programme on the box thanks long my they continue x😁

  • @justmyopinion7201
    @justmyopinion7201 3 года назад +1

    I clicked on the video as soon as I saw the title

  • @hudafayaz1167
    @hudafayaz1167 4 года назад +4

    Loved Jeremy's reaction his was the best and funny

  • @501stEliteClone
    @501stEliteClone 9 лет назад

    Pause 2:05 OH MY GOD ... The green eyes, yeah the spotlight, shines upon youuu! Her eyes are gorgeous!

  • @fostergrier8076
    @fostergrier8076 7 лет назад +2

    Jeremy Renners face 1:19 I can't

  • @oz5695
    @oz5695 2 года назад

    The guys on the couch got so nervous he was gonna bring the black light to them

  • @acid3778
    @acid3778 7 лет назад

    I just love the fact that all of his guest just Get off the couch as possible! 😂😂

  • @godSPARDA1995
    @godSPARDA1995 8 лет назад +3

    Jeremy's face at 1:19 xD

  • @beetlejuiceblues12
    @beetlejuiceblues12 9 лет назад +1

    Lol I love how they all jumped up when she said "I think you might want to have your couch checked out." XD I want to be a forensic scientist, so I understand this fear.

  • @LuisRdzG10
    @LuisRdzG10 4 года назад +4

    The face of Elizabeth is priceless

  • @theashennamedjerry3203
    @theashennamedjerry3203 8 лет назад +147

    I would of answered in a deadpan maner "A nuclear war between China and America" just to kill the mood.

    • @fuzekle
      @fuzekle 8 лет назад +18

      would have*

    • @paul2413
      @paul2413 7 лет назад +8

      lolsquad no you wouldn't

  • @bigrandomun9267
    @bigrandomun9267 3 года назад

    I love how Mark instantly pops up like 'I knew it!!!!'

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 3 года назад +16

    Who else is stuck in the never ending loop of The Graham Norton show 👀

  • @atexaninkorea1773
    @atexaninkorea1773 3 года назад +1

    Throwing change in the UK, dang. That stuff aint cheap.

  • @melokebeni2784
    @melokebeni2784 3 года назад +2

    1:43 I actually relate to this person

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 2 года назад

      lol you throw your loose change up in the air? I so wanna see you do that.

  • @as611667
    @as611667 7 лет назад +1

    I like how they had the uv light all ready for him!😂

  • @PhxSml
    @PhxSml 6 лет назад

    I hate when you think a situation like this happened for real and then you realized it’s fake

  • @malikasim6156
    @malikasim6156 4 года назад +1

    Hahahahahahahhahahanaha Elizabeth is gorgeous hahahahahahahahahahahah

  • @SaeedKhanbd
    @SaeedKhanbd 6 лет назад +4

    1:20 exactly my reaction 🙄🤔

  • @directorliam
    @directorliam 3 года назад +1

    1:19 😂😂😂

  • @serenavanderful1
    @serenavanderful1 9 лет назад +7

    Elizabeth Olsen is so beautiful! Love Mark Ruffalo

  • @MarcShake
    @MarcShake 3 года назад +1

    Jeremy Renner:"Where am I?"