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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @emiliaholmberg3320
    @emiliaholmberg3320 Месяц назад +91

    Link ending up in prison for a hit and run makes so much sense considering how many stories I’ve heard of how bad of a driver he is.

  • @steffanymarie8728
    @steffanymarie8728 Месяц назад +159

    I am here to comment that I listened to this on Spotify on Monday and MY VOICEMAIL was played as the ending voicemail ON MY BIRTHDAY!! Thanks, guys, for making my entire day!! 😆
    Apologies for my puppy barking in the background 😂

    • @bulletsxdame
      @bulletsxdame Месяц назад

      Happy birthday!

    • @mimsydreams
      @mimsydreams Месяц назад +6

      Happy belated birthday!

    • @pand4696
      @pand4696 Месяц назад +3

      I'm sorry they didn't say it back. D':

    • @ClaraP23
      @ClaraP23 21 день назад

      Happy belated birthday 💖💖💖

  • @fruitcake_0923
    @fruitcake_0923 Месяц назад +14

    Rhett described how Link would react to caught trespassing is so freaking accurate!

  • @Alekaie
    @Alekaie Месяц назад +15

    Hearing how Rhett took his kid out on a road trip to get some stuff for a hobby while listening to music is the most wholesome thing. It's such normal moments like that which I miss having with my dad. I hope they can look back at it and know it's special to be able to do that together.

  • @SocksPropaganda
    @SocksPropaganda Месяц назад +73

    I wish my friends were more like Rhett. I'm totally the type of person to make a playlist and accompanying PDF but my friends would just laugh and never listen to it or never even open the PDF lol.

    • @slowdance2softrock727
      @slowdance2softrock727 Месяц назад +8

      So real. I often write essays on passion projects and make playlists for folk and recommend books and movies. Rarely ever do folk check out my recs or things I put together for them

    • @beckanbb
      @beckanbb Месяц назад +4

      ya’ll should start blogs! or intern at a radio station or smth

  • @manhattanmike6959
    @manhattanmike6959 Месяц назад +113

    The difference between someone who goes to jail and someone who doesn't is only a few moments.

    • @GossipSnob
      @GossipSnob Месяц назад +14

      A few moments and decisions.

    • @piusdoe8984
      @piusdoe8984 Месяц назад +3

      One bad day 🤡

    • @onyxgothicc
      @onyxgothicc Месяц назад +17

      seriously. i was a dumb teen and stole from dept stores. one day something told me to stop drop what was in my bag and leave immediately. as i walked out cops were walking in. just a few moments later my record would’ve been destroyed for life. i haven’t stolen anything since.

    • @davidwilmot9895
      @davidwilmot9895 Месяц назад +8

      As someone who has both been to jail and not been to jail, I can confirm.
      And also, one you go to jail, a simple computing error or update error 10 years later can send you back to jail on accident 😂😂 It's best not to start lol. They really want you back.

    • @xo.killthelights
      @xo.killthelights Месяц назад +1

      cap

  • @Duckhead3000
    @Duckhead3000 Месяц назад +29

    Link is so effing funny

  • @aidanallen4191
    @aidanallen4191 Месяц назад +13

    Cmon we all know Rhett’s gunna get arrested for buying hashish in Portugal

    • @dean9757
      @dean9757 Месяц назад +1

      I thought that was such a funny story, I would love to smoke hashish with Rhett and link 😂

  • @emilymay2544
    @emilymay2544 Месяц назад +42

    I've literally never heard of women ordering food first or maybe I've never noticed, gonna see what happens the next time I go out to eat hah

    • @alonnamarie5134
      @alonnamarie5134 Месяц назад +6

      Me either!

    • @emilymay2544
      @emilymay2544 Месяц назад

      @alonnamarie5134 I mean my boyfriend is quite a shy person so I tend to order first for that reason hahha interesting!

    • @punxie89
      @punxie89 Месяц назад +4

      Same, I had no idea that was a thing, and I don't mind who orders in whatever order, tbh I'm anxious when ordering any time 😂

    • @marcusbruns9729
      @marcusbruns9729 14 дней назад

      I ALWAYS let women order first. Never been around anyone who doesn't. I'm from TX and now living on FL. Seen everyone do the same.

    • @merm1012
      @merm1012 5 дней назад

      ​@marcusbruns9729 maybe a southern/texas thing cause im the same

  • @carrington8185
    @carrington8185 Месяц назад +25

    As a waitress, I just let whoever looks most confident start, the person to MY left, or “whoever wants to start”

    • @smoon2533
      @smoon2533 Месяц назад +3

      Lol yup, whoever makes eye contact first and looks ready to order.

    • @marcusbruns9729
      @marcusbruns9729 14 дней назад

      I've always let women order first and waited until they were the ones ready. Always grew up seeing other men do the same so it just felt right.

  • @brittanyp9334
    @brittanyp9334 Месяц назад +5

    I got so excited when the 3rd caller said they were from Madison, WI! I didn't think there was anyone else from Madison that listened! How cool!

  • @piranesi06
    @piranesi06 Месяц назад +6

    there is nothing i loved to hear more than rhett mention the smashing pumpkins even if it was only for a second. they are my favorite band of all time and billy corgan is my favorite artist of all time.

  • @wiggens_boondiggles
    @wiggens_boondiggles Месяц назад +16

    Wonderhole where Rhett and Link go to prison please.

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop Месяц назад +10

    1:06:45 Rhett is absolutely right here! Don’t take life so seriously and if you have a good dude, appreciate him.

    • @barn_kat
      @barn_kat Месяц назад +5

      Hi! Chick from the end here :) I of course appreciate him as a person... that's not really what's being discussed on the table here imo lol. My question was intended to simply be: "Do you think I should challenge him to explore new options or should I let it go?" But I can see in retrospect why some might have been rubbed the wrong way by how I phrased it 😅 Happy Ear Biscuit-ing!

  • @ellemm
    @ellemm Месяц назад +4

    Please share the playlist and PDF! :)

  • @VIRTUALRAINFALL
    @VIRTUALRAINFALL Месяц назад +16

    Rhett is such a LA Rogan Huberman kinda guy at heart I love that he doesn’t let people around him deter his interests

  • @Leena79
    @Leena79 Месяц назад +6

    Everything I know about prisons is based on watching Oz, Shawshank Redemption and Prison Break, also Papillon. Based on them, I think Rhett would become the prison philosopher, who reads a lot and gives strange but convincing answers to the questions his fellow inmates ask him about life. Link...he'd probably be well-liked by many. And, if y'all end up in the same prison, you can always use your creativity and engineering skills to escape.

  • @chaosndelights
    @chaosndelights Месяц назад +6

    I feel like instead of "it's customary to hold the door for women", it should be customary to hold the door for your fellow human. Like just be a courteous human to all, rather than say as a feminist i can no longer hold the door for women out of principle. Lol (not that either rhett or link said that, just as an example perspective)

    • @marcusbruns9729
      @marcusbruns9729 14 дней назад

      I thought you are supposed to hold the door for ANYONE that's coming in behind you. I never made a distinction based on gender when it comes to that.

  • @jaymerogers8612
    @jaymerogers8612 Месяц назад +1

    40:27 "I love to win, but I don't think there's a prize for this" made me laugh gosh dangit lol

    • @jaymerogers8612
      @jaymerogers8612 Месяц назад

      46:39 "But it can't hurt to have a shank" lol

  • @Sayne7
    @Sayne7 Месяц назад +7

    Speaking of fashion; is that a brand logo or a dried Froot Loop stuck to Link's sleeve?
    (I know he loves his cereal so its a 50/50 tossup..)

  • @katefights
    @katefights Месяц назад +3

    I (a woman) have never once thought about women ordering first even being a thing

  • @mestrinimaster3602
    @mestrinimaster3602 Месяц назад +1

    36:06 That's the difference between US and Mediterranean culture about eating out. We're going to the restaurant to be with friends or family whilst being served food.
    If the place isn't full or there's no people waiting on the outside, waiters will let people talk for long before taking the orders. Usually there's cheese, bread, olives to entertain the hunger for a while 😅

  • @sarahfahnert2027
    @sarahfahnert2027 Месяц назад

    Link: Everything’s soft in prison.
    Rhett: not everything
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hannuala-olla4302
    @hannuala-olla4302 Месяц назад +4

    Link can make a shank out of his glasses. Two shanks for dual wielding.
    Rhett should make a garrote out of his hair instead of a shank.

  • @johnmoreland6089
    @johnmoreland6089 Месяц назад +4

    27:15 "It's a lot for a woman to handle." 😭💀

  • @BibbyLou99
    @BibbyLou99 Месяц назад +1

    As someone who used to work as a waitress, please just whoever is on the left of the waitstaff go first and go clockwise so we get your orders in the right order when we bring them out 😂
    *edit* yes Jenna!!

  • @BreadLoaf624
    @BreadLoaf624 Месяц назад +4

    "The level of constipation necessary for such an endeavor."

  • @fishman1837
    @fishman1837 Месяц назад +3

    Really happy to hear rhett and link are soundgarden fans

  • @davidkholland2415
    @davidkholland2415 Месяц назад +1

    I got one for you.
    Who sleeps closer to the bedroom door.
    It's the old men sleep closer to the door because that's where a potential threat could come from.
    Me and my best friend went on a trip not long ago and I found myself taking the bed next to the door still as a since of duty to protect the room so to speak.

  • @COWmabelVACA
    @COWmabelVACA Месяц назад +1

    There's an anime named Tsurune about archery and it made it look like such a beautiful art form/sport. It would have made me want to pick it up as well.

  • @MrsGwen86
    @MrsGwen86 Месяц назад +1

    On the subject of who orders first, if I’m not paying I like to say idk what I want, let the person who’s paying order and I order something that cost the same or less than what they order.

  • @potridge
    @potridge Месяц назад +2

    All in favor of Link getting buff (in or out of prison) raise your hand.🙋🙋

  • @shenevermaak
    @shenevermaak Месяц назад

    30:22 I always “order for my husband” in the sense that he tells me what he wants, and I relay to the waiter because he has a horrible stutter and it makes him really nervous to order food

  • @amberjayyxoxo
    @amberjayyxoxo 25 дней назад

    This podcast had me laughing so loudly at the gym 😂

  • @AlbrightNow7
    @AlbrightNow7 Месяц назад +1

    As a woman, I truly don’t give a shit who orders first as long as you bring me food at the end 🤣🤣

  • @justinbh2000
    @justinbh2000 Месяц назад +5

    Give us a link to the songs and pdfs he gave you

  • @laurachard8961
    @laurachard8961 Месяц назад +1

    At the archery club at the schools, they use straw bales for a backdrop for the arrows

  • @Deliweez
    @Deliweez Месяц назад

    44:22 I love how link had to switch it up cause he started imaging hitting someone and started to freak out a little lol

  • @awesomeadamfrom2099
    @awesomeadamfrom2099 Месяц назад +3

    Awe podcast boys see you tomorrow

  • @mish5820
    @mish5820 Месяц назад

    When Rhett calls my hometown VenCHura it kills me a little bit inside.

  • @dinahhenry7320
    @dinahhenry7320 Месяц назад

    The intro 😂😂😂😂

  • @milesbiglin1281
    @milesbiglin1281 Месяц назад

    Whistling tips on Amazon are a lot of fun

  • @dannycamolina
    @dannycamolina Месяц назад

    Unrelated! But if possible I hope they do the amazon purchases they made this year. Like how they did in past years!

  • @malissamagallanez3414
    @malissamagallanez3414 Месяц назад

    Now if I think of Ulysses stringing his bow, I will picture Rhett.

  • @cmPe6an
    @cmPe6an Месяц назад +1

    13:28 That's what I do when I get home from work 😉

  • @h2otaunt
    @h2otaunt Месяц назад +1

    My thought is I don't care who orders first at a restaurant. If you want me to order first, fine, if you order first, fine. I'm getting my food when you get yours most likely, so telling them a minute earlier or later than you doesn't matter to me. I still get to eat.

  • @jsam-bv6jb
    @jsam-bv6jb Месяц назад

    Who orders first? When I go out, we usually discuss what we want, and then one person orders for the whole table.

  • @oldmatttv
    @oldmatttv Месяц назад

    Oh by the way, the calls you take, it would be great if you could arrange an online voice mail so that it would be more globally accessible.

  • @bununii814
    @bununii814 8 дней назад

    my boyfriend often does the “she’ll have” “i’ll have” thing but it’s because i BEG him too otherwise i will mutter and mumble and overthink ordering like i am so shy ordering usually so he does it for me but he always asks first

  • @MonsterBurn74
    @MonsterBurn74 26 дней назад

    My ex never wanted to order first unless I did it for her cause she used to get overwhelmed so I'd go first or do it for her first but I love going first cause it's always big and long lol

  • @brianfederkins
    @brianfederkins Месяц назад +1

    Oh god is that a poop knife reference

  • @JordanZnuj
    @JordanZnuj Месяц назад

    Leave it to Rhett to overthink a question about a partner looking presentable lol

  • @vickiloyall7002
    @vickiloyall7002 Месяц назад +1

    Why would Link be in prison? Easy - cereal killer!!!!

  • @bettyrose1347
    @bettyrose1347 Месяц назад

    As a woman, I don’t like to order first. In most, if not all, cases, I’m too busy talking to look at the menu and I need the extra time.

  • @samchapple6363
    @samchapple6363 Месяц назад +1

    I meant to tell you about that 😂

  • @owlsnotes
    @owlsnotes Месяц назад +2

    not these two making ordering a feminist issue lol. THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE. just order!

  • @laurenmoss5751
    @laurenmoss5751 22 дня назад

    It's Mr Wong 😁

  • @Ahkalie
    @Ahkalie Месяц назад

    Did they stop doing RECs?

  • @cmccormick5039
    @cmccormick5039 Месяц назад

    The way my restaurant did it was we by seat number when taking orders. Now when placing drinks and plates we served the women first then the men.

  • @Justin-zk8jq
    @Justin-zk8jq Месяц назад +3

    I was taught as a psychology student that believing you should do things for women, such as opening the door, saving them first in an emergency, etc. is inherently sexist. You should hold the door open for everyone, not just women. Male and female able adults should be saved with the same priority (exceptions for pregnant women) etc.

  • @nicholaswarman1597
    @nicholaswarman1597 Месяц назад

    Dwayne is probably the oldest in the family and orders first on that basis.

  • @davidfield6223
    @davidfield6223 Месяц назад

    Good morning

  • @kristyclark7112
    @kristyclark7112 Месяц назад

    My 18 year old daughter is a correctional deputy for HCSO (Humboldt county sheriff's office, CA). You would do fine in jail because you two are rule followers. Follow the rules that are enforced and you'll be just fine. Inmates even have iPads!

  • @bourbonernie9534
    @bourbonernie9534 Месяц назад

    The Pixies is the only good band Rhett mentioned in the beginning.

  • @RynKen
    @RynKen Месяц назад +5

    Gender equality requires both benefits and responsibilities to be distributed with indifference to gender; A restaurant policy or general expectation like "women order first" goes against this. Granted, this is probably one of the most mild forms of double standard.

  • @jw2troublemaker106
    @jw2troublemaker106 Месяц назад +1

    Rhett and Lnks heads simultaneously breaking wide open.
    Let woman go first ...possibly sexist
    Go before woman ...possibly sexist
    Be a gentleman ...toxic
    Be a feminist ...possibly offensive depending on the specific woman
    Its literally the Two button superhero meme.

  • @bunsen_burna7663
    @bunsen_burna7663 Месяц назад

    Rhett would be a bottom and link would start his own extra violent gang

  • @ChocolatTherapy
    @ChocolatTherapy Месяц назад

    a talking hall lmao. sooo agree!! lets figure out what to eat first, and THEN i'll listen to your disaster date story, come on. get your priorities straight =p

  • @kleen131
    @kleen131 Месяц назад

    4k ear biscuits

  • @ksmith9944
    @ksmith9944 18 дней назад

    48:54

  • @anexistencethatexists
    @anexistencethatexists 8 дней назад

    Complicit

  • @ari7610
    @ari7610 Месяц назад +2

    No need to apply the gender binary and all the patriarchal nonsense that goes along with it to everything we do. I know we’re socialized to frame things this way, but we don’t have to. And we don’t have to try to navigate a progressive matrix within this flawed system either. We can forget all that- just be polite and considerate. Do whatever’s convenient for everyone and makes the most sense in the context.

  • @6ravy9
    @6ravy9 Месяц назад

    ion wanna order first thats fs.

  • @LindseyMakayla22
    @LindseyMakayla22 Месяц назад

    ✨️ 🏹 fatoing 🏹 ✨️

  • @imraw17
    @imraw17 Месяц назад

    If it's just a man and a woman I always defer to the woman first as a server.

  • @KyleBoise
    @KyleBoise 26 дней назад

    I think it's been a couple of years now, so this is no longer just me jerk reaction. Oftentimes, while i'm watching this podcast, I think about how s*** this format is lol. Having them both on separate cameras squished together, where links hand is constantly in two shots at the same time. It was so much better with 3 cameras.

  • @rigocolas
    @rigocolas Месяц назад

    Yeah, madison wi!!

    • @barn_kat
      @barn_kat Месяц назад +1

      ayyyyyyye lol das me!

  • @edwardcunningham2701
    @edwardcunningham2701 Месяц назад

    This easy easy to answer. No.

  • @SugaDontPlay
    @SugaDontPlay Месяц назад

    I agree with Rhett regarding pastors' attire. But, almost all spiritual leaders are charlatans 🤷

  • @Heatplant80
    @Heatplant80 Месяц назад +2

    For the young lady at the end… Imo, you knew how the guy dressed when you met him and still pursued him so, yes, You’re being the asshole for wanting to change him. I’m sorry!! I’m js.

    • @barn_kat
      @barn_kat Месяц назад

      Hi fellow ear biscuiteer! It's the young lady from the end haha. I totally get what you're saying here, and I have considered that perspective as well. Link really hit it on the head with the "mismatch of energy" comment. What I was looking for was their take on "should I do something about this pet peeve or should I let it go?" sort of thing. Also, I'd like to point out that helping someone with their wardrobe doesn't have to mean "changing" them, I could help him modernize in a way that still matches his wonderful personality :)

  • @kinjiru731
    @kinjiru731 27 дней назад

    I'm older and all, but the only person I care about impressing with how I look is my partner. As long as she's being kind and reasonable about it, I'd want her feedback.

  • @c.adamz_3172
    @c.adamz_3172 Месяц назад

    I just got into archery as well it’s chill af

  • @leonigama5597
    @leonigama5597 Месяц назад

    awesome job about Could We Survive Prison? from Ear Biscuits

  • @slvr323
    @slvr323 Месяц назад

    ✌️👍

  • @bubblewrapwallpaper
    @bubblewrapwallpaper Месяц назад

    No rec baby rec baby 123?

  • @souperonion9990
    @souperonion9990 Месяц назад

    Rhett gets more pretentious every time he discovers something that already exists 😂

  • @smoon2533
    @smoon2533 Месяц назад +1

    Please stop promoting better health. They r not properly qualified.

  • @thenewnewsforwho2696
    @thenewnewsforwho2696 Месяц назад

    Weapons are ultimately tools. Big fan of tools. The difference between compound and recurve bows can be staggering. Invest in your hobbies y’all

    • @thenewnewsforwho2696
      @thenewnewsforwho2696 Месяц назад

      Rhett get you a cheap 70lb fiberglass recurve. Dozen field arrows will do ya lots of good.

  • @MrLightstudios
    @MrLightstudios Месяц назад +5

    How on earth is opening a door for a woman sexist, honestly Hollywood is so beyond logic. You open a door or be chivalrous because you're a nice person...

    • @punxie89
      @punxie89 Месяц назад

      Yeah, I don't agree with women that choose to get wildly offended by something like that. Like fvck the other person for being nice? What is their logic? I always thank people that hold doors open for me, offer to carry something, politely give me a compliment, etc. There's no bad intent behind it, why be rude?

    • @Mrsbumpn
      @Mrsbumpn Месяц назад

      I grew up with a dad who opened the door for everyone so I a women, open doors for everyone. I like making people smile so whenever I can do that I’m gonna do it

  • @zwonkius_flex
    @zwonkius_flex Месяц назад

    🎉

  • @piusdoe8984
    @piusdoe8984 Месяц назад

    W

  • @Peculiar_Optics
    @Peculiar_Optics Месяц назад +2

    Rhett is completely unaware of what a hypocrite he really is.

  • @DopeNDisabledProductions
    @DopeNDisabledProductions Месяц назад

    Incredibly shocked Stevie “survived” must have had some good help. That moron is going down within 24 hours in a real apocalypse , il bet money