Hypixel's $2500 Bedwars Challenge (700 winstreak)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • the clickbait for this winstreak writes itself
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @mataskarasevicius9806
    @mataskarasevicius9806 5 лет назад +10157

    Technoblade: is stressed about a three digit winstreak
    Me: *Literally shaking the whole bedwars round*

    • @argohedron2460
      @argohedron2460 4 года назад +147

      Casual. I only shake while doing PvP

    • @sunio0o
      @sunio0o 4 года назад +223

      Nerds I never shake during bedwars
      I don't have Minecraft oKaY?

    • @lucidgorillatag
      @lucidgorillatag 4 года назад +5

      Lucky Dragonfly XD

    • @zeroo.
      @zeroo. 4 года назад +48

      I shake when I.... oh wait, I'm false banned by Hypixel :)

    • @jent8233
      @jent8233 4 года назад +6

      Zero cubecraft

  • @thebaldpizzaman6319
    @thebaldpizzaman6319 5 лет назад +2884

    It is in his muscle memory to type /hub

  • @Kyletiv7
    @Kyletiv7 7 лет назад +4643

    "im reaching levels of clickbait that shouldn't even be possible"

    • @vedal1358
      @vedal1358 7 лет назад +47

      Kyletiv7 Next thing you know he's gonna "go even further beyond".

    • @rubixcubegaming7120
      @rubixcubegaming7120 7 лет назад +25

      Wait how are u verified with only 7k subs

    • @jothamheystee
      @jothamheystee 7 лет назад +8

      Did anyone else know that Ecuacutie is actually Technoblade's friend? I got into a lobby with them and they are in his guild (NERD).. At first I thought it was just a joke, but apparently not.

    • @HamesAlwaysWins
      @HamesAlwaysWins 7 лет назад +1

      this isnt even clickbait

    • @cobra_pvp5929
      @cobra_pvp5929 7 лет назад +2

      Rubix Cube Gaming l0l what!

  • @fz_de
    @fz_de 4 года назад +6173

    Opponent: **Has a diamond sword**
    Techno with his wooden sword: **Pathetic.**

    • @leboxe7
      @leboxe7 3 года назад +36

      Because he's clueless so techno can easily get him and also this was 3 years ago everyone sucked

    • @Pingoz
      @Pingoz 3 года назад +126

      @@leboxe7 the ability to speak does not make you intelligent

    • @Pingoz
      @Pingoz 3 года назад +33

      @ImNotBoss 1 smart by human standards

    • @Pingoz
      @Pingoz 3 года назад +18

      @ImNotBoss 1 yes but not smart by human standards

    • @ecxdee
      @ecxdee 3 года назад +2

      @@Pingoz make up ur mind lol

  • @deluusional6736
    @deluusional6736 5 лет назад +5751

    If he reached 1k wins *WORLD RECORD*
    If he lost a game *WORLD RECORD*

    • @progamrwut5381
      @progamrwut5381 4 года назад +118

      *S T O N K S*

    • @lelelelele49
      @lelelelele49 4 года назад +20

      Win win!

    • @EE-ng2sh
      @EE-ng2sh 4 года назад +18

      I play both sides.. so either way I win

    • @TheBananaflavor
      @TheBananaflavor 4 года назад +4

      you forgot to quote from palpitine

    • @maxime9006
      @maxime9006 4 года назад +3

      LiFeLess Boi It seems all roads lead to Rome.

  • @asiimovawper9884
    @asiimovawper9884 4 года назад +9297

    We just watched a 20 year old guy destroy 10 year old kids in minecraft and enjoyed every minute of it

    • @crimsonszero
      @crimsonszero 4 года назад +385

      he was 17 at the time of recording this video

    • @acube6460
      @acube6460 4 года назад +27

      @@crimsonszero time*

    • @crimsonszero
      @crimsonszero 4 года назад +58

      @@acube6460 shit, mb

    • @Jazz4950
      @Jazz4950 4 года назад +29

      He did say he was stressed

    • @TunaChoo
      @TunaChoo 4 года назад +9

      What a oink

  • @freshairkaboom8171
    @freshairkaboom8171 4 года назад +5422

    Why does it feel like every person you kill has just discovered what a computer is?

    • @fathiakhalisap.6355
      @fathiakhalisap.6355 4 года назад +338

      Or just downloaded the game yesterday

    • @NecrpotatoIndeed
      @NecrpotatoIndeed 4 года назад +180

      Because that's exactly the case lol

    • @leboxe7
      @leboxe7 3 года назад +73

      This video was years ago

    • @freshairkaboom8171
      @freshairkaboom8171 3 года назад +107

      @@leboxe7 I played Bedwars so much earlier than this video came out. None of the people I faced in that gamemode was this bad.

    • @-phonehseng-4441
      @-phonehseng-4441 3 года назад +124

      @@freshairkaboom8171 So did i, and yes they were bad lol

  • @jackaintson436
    @jackaintson436 4 года назад +836

    Skeppy: ITS SO HARD TO GET TO 30,
    Techno in the start of the video: 631!!

    • @aaronkou1751
      @aaronkou1751 4 года назад +4

      Jack Aintson u watch skeppy to? 141414 🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰

    • @paulaldrichcrisostomo535
      @paulaldrichcrisostomo535 3 года назад +1

      start?

    • @elf5589
      @elf5589 3 года назад +3

      @@paulaldrichcrisostomo535 they mean in the first half of the vid

    • @JellyLocke
      @JellyLocke 3 года назад

      @@elf5589 isa joke

    • @teplapus8795
      @teplapus8795 2 года назад +1

      I can barely get to 2...

  • @antty3380
    @antty3380 4 года назад +1570

    I swear to god when techno plays everybody around him just goes blind and can’t move

    • @miraculousmememaker2986
      @miraculousmememaker2986 3 года назад +12

      @Lilja Leinonen yes

    • @nix1507
      @nix1507 3 года назад +26

      Or they’re trying to get a screenshot?

    • @eli_96
      @eli_96 3 года назад +8

      @@nix1507 yes yes yes 100% true

    • @stevewilcox4908
      @stevewilcox4908 2 года назад +4

      I think he’s just to fast for them

    • @lxdicrous4413
      @lxdicrous4413 2 года назад +8

      In part is techno being a god gamer and also that at the time hypixel was full of bad players (i think i can take in a 2v1 an avarage player of hypixel 4 years ago)

  • @B---tw3kh
    @B---tw3kh 4 года назад +2468

    Just realised that Techno actively tries to knock people off the map when he rushes their beds so that he can break the bed before they fall out of the world and get the final kill . This man is too big brain

    • @zdravdan
      @zdravdan 4 года назад +141

      Everyone does that tho

    • @qunai9196
      @qunai9196 4 года назад +45

      Bruh thats normal but I propably dont count as a german

    • @Black-vt5vb
      @Black-vt5vb 3 года назад +70

      @@qunai9196 wtf does german do with it

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 3 года назад +54

      @@Black-vt5vb notorious for making overly complex, over-engineer machinery.

    • @endlessplaysmc1736
      @endlessplaysmc1736 3 года назад +9

      It’s pretty simple

  • @k3v119
    @k3v119 4 года назад +3092

    Why is this in my recommended 3 years after the initial release...

  • @imoatmeal6411
    @imoatmeal6411 4 года назад +1306

    16:00 Casually takes down an entire team, "Welp, I almost took damage."

    • @leboxe7
      @leboxe7 3 года назад +3

      They were clueless bruh ur acting as if that's hard to take out a team that just installed the game :/

    • @Pingoz
      @Pingoz 3 года назад +27

      @@leboxe7 woooooo you can tyyyype

    • @wavygravy7781
      @wavygravy7781 3 года назад +11

      @@leboxe7 no way, he can type *wORDS*

    • @hurtleturtle618
      @hurtleturtle618 3 года назад +7

      Hey I got an English essay due next week, I need people you know how to type wordssss

    • @nopenope3089
      @nopenope3089 3 года назад +1

      @@leboxe7 it's just a joke bruh

  • @olivermaddaford6689
    @olivermaddaford6689 4 года назад +1012

    Everyone: Nooo, You can't just sweep a round in a minute
    Techno: Hahahaha, Sword go stabby

  • @cyrelluss
    @cyrelluss 7 лет назад +6012

    cant get over the fact that you skipped the 666 winstreak

    • @7_rod_7
      @7_rod_7 6 лет назад +97

      ItzShinyShuriken Hes a Christian so 666 reprensents the devil

    • @jjnn2
      @jjnn2 5 лет назад +104

      @obliterator deathcon 4 Uh, no. There is nothing in the Bible that says you can't swear.

    • @jjnn2
      @jjnn2 5 лет назад +93

      @obliterator deathcon 4 Yes, but you're not invoking the spirit of Cthulhu or anything

    • @dxloxs1996
      @dxloxs1996 5 лет назад +3

      ItzShinyShuriken 666 is the devils number

    • @lola126yearsago3
      @lola126yearsago3 5 лет назад +7

      Dream Salad The new self does not swear. Christians should try being the new self not the old self.
      The old self swears. New does not.

  • @kdnix4700
    @kdnix4700 4 года назад +653

    Techno: gets 1k win streak
    Me: shaking after getting 1 kill

    • @kdnix4700
      @kdnix4700 3 года назад

      @@kaysenshaw6368 mother's 😩

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад

      @@kaysenshaw6368 ah yes, the best measure of time, mothers

    • @SaarimPlayz
      @SaarimPlayz 3 года назад

      @@alex2005z lol

    • @aquariumfish-i4h
      @aquariumfish-i4h 2 года назад

      @@alex2005z Yes

  • @juhstyn9809
    @juhstyn9809 4 года назад +930

    Legend says, technoblade had to replace his “/“,”H”,”U”, and “B” keys 46 times

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 4 года назад +29

      The legends come from a keyboard store

    • @andersbuchjeppesen5493
      @andersbuchjeppesen5493 4 года назад +38

      He has insane muscle memory that allows him to type it faster than if he had a macro

    • @r32juan
      @r32juan 4 года назад +1

      Justin Na maybe he has a macro

    • @gurkenglass909
      @gurkenglass909 4 года назад +1

      Anders Buch Jeppesen ever tried to learn typing that speed is achievable with a little practice

    • @n.ravindran2015
      @n.ravindran2015 4 года назад +6

      What about wasd lmao

  • @dirtyshotGamerMC
    @dirtyshotGamerMC 7 лет назад +2347

    just imagine he loses on his 999th bc he failed speed bridging

    • @Clapts
      @Clapts 7 лет назад +49

      Joyphal then he would just respawn

    • @user-if5iv5xv6s
      @user-if5iv5xv6s 6 лет назад +61

      TMaris 8 Ball Pool what if his teammate suck and bed destroyed?

    • @Jay-629
      @Jay-629 6 лет назад +110

      Tim, you honestly think that iWacky, Miika, Ecuador, or xHascox are going to suck?

    • @parmie1001
      @parmie1001 6 лет назад +23

      N1ghtmar3 N1njA then the pets would win ('₩')

    • @jazzling
      @jazzling 6 лет назад +5

      Linked, he doesn't paly w/ random people.

  • @alexgaspar2258
    @alexgaspar2258 7 лет назад +2352

    Meanwhile i'm struggling to build to middle

    • @rats29
      @rats29 7 лет назад +6

      SplogsYT freaking saaaaaaaame

    • @dst9780
      @dst9780 7 лет назад

      Same xD

    • @SurprisinglyGay
      @SurprisinglyGay 7 лет назад

      SplogsYT same XD

    • @bored.4889
      @bored.4889 6 лет назад

      SplogsYT hey waddup spligs wat u doing here

    • @lfalkson
      @lfalkson 6 лет назад +1

      It's easy to build to middle

  • @seraphinitee
    @seraphinitee 4 года назад +264

    Techno is sweeping full teams with just a stack of wool and a wooden sword

    • @tabletteor4939
      @tabletteor4939 3 года назад +1

      What ?! A wooden sword ? What a nerd

    • @Janski14
      @Janski14 3 года назад +4

      @@tabletteor4939 lmao imagine using sword, why wont he just use his wool to beat up people..

  • @tasha8341
    @tasha8341 4 года назад +204

    I always wonder if Technoblade will ever type /hub so fast that it doesn’t count the game

  • @saucemonster7137
    @saucemonster7137 4 года назад +266

    6:20 he didn't get hit ONCE by that whole team

    • @wayjed
      @wayjed 3 года назад +2

      he got hit once

    • @war_hoghunt
      @war_hoghunt 3 года назад +4

      @@wayjed wasn't that fall damage?

    • @wayjed
      @wayjed 3 года назад +2

      @@war_hoghunt it was mb

  • @wyles9877
    @wyles9877 4 года назад +499

    nobody:
    Technoblade when hes tryharding: mmMMMMmmMMMmm

    • @silverrrrrrrrrrr
      @silverrrrrrrrrrr 3 года назад +15

      Microwave mode activated

    • @screet.s
      @screet.s 3 года назад +6

      Then when he wins: eeeeeyyyyyyyyy

  • @thesovietdonuttsd4022
    @thesovietdonuttsd4022 4 года назад +420

    Me:looks for an old techno video
    Also me: this won’t take long techno only uploads once a year

    • @ecxdee
      @ecxdee 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, now only streams, but I’m not complaining

    • @crazyperson-ie7mz
      @crazyperson-ie7mz 3 года назад +3

      @@ecxdee he streams pretty much weekly so aint complaining

    • @pollythea
      @pollythea 3 года назад +4

      This hits hard after he took down more than 600 videos 2 days ago... Bye ima go cry now....

    • @shadanzero
      @shadanzero 3 года назад +6

      @@crazyperson-ie7mz that didn't age well

    • @crazyperson-ie7mz
      @crazyperson-ie7mz 3 года назад +1

      @@shadanzero well yeah

  • @keithmize4088
    @keithmize4088 4 года назад +187

    Has he EVER experienced when the dragons come out?!

    • @aaronkou1751
      @aaronkou1751 4 года назад +1

      Nova Sky lol probably not

    • @RyceBlade
      @RyceBlade 4 года назад +25

      When he wins ya

    • @gapplssb
      @gapplssb 3 года назад

      @@RyceBlade nice

  • @fatlz5414
    @fatlz5414 7 лет назад +451

    I have discovered why everyone he fights is clueless. Most players likely leave when they see multiple level 100s in their game. However the people who stay are those who are clueless and don't leave.

    • @FazeBros2688Sgyoutuber265
      @FazeBros2688Sgyoutuber265 7 лет назад +8

      My friends and I have been in multiple games that have multiple 100 stars, and they are not that hard

    • @formerlyMrPlayGuy
      @formerlyMrPlayGuy 7 лет назад +5

      U a smart boi lol didnt think bout dat but there might be other reasons aswell..

    • @user-mx4up3sf5v
      @user-mx4up3sf5v 7 лет назад +56

      Noobs won't quit.
      They don't even know how to quit.

    • @ValleyDew115
      @ValleyDew115 7 лет назад +3

      RektifiedYT - Minecraft, GFXm and More They really aren't, they're not trash either however, they just play the game A LOT and play it intelligently

    • @akilegna1255
      @akilegna1255 7 лет назад +2

      FatLz and if they see anyone above a 10 star who doesnt leave, they leave

  • @dorkk5431
    @dorkk5431 5 лет назад +422

    this is oddly entertaining watching technoblade cyberbully people that play 4v4

  • @Random-fn8wk
    @Random-fn8wk 2 года назад +73

    Back watching the old videos that carried me through my child hood rip techno

  • @jaymo3660
    @jaymo3660 4 года назад +702

    RUclips 2 years later: Hey you wanna see something cool?

  • @yetaloz4621
    @yetaloz4621 4 года назад +392

    4:57 That guy still lost with Anti-Knockback lmaoooo

    • @r32juan
      @r32juan 4 года назад +1

      Carlos Almeida Navarro lmao

    • @dynoh7330
      @dynoh7330 4 года назад +2

      That was just bad internet

    • @yetaloz4621
      @yetaloz4621 4 года назад +11

      @@dynoh7330 i don't think so, it would took at leas 100 ms to he receive the knockback, but he didn't

    • @diamondage4407
      @diamondage4407 4 года назад

      Carlos Almeida Navarro thats just lag not antiknockback lol

    • @r32juan
      @r32juan 4 года назад +20

      @@diamondage4407 nah, guy was even fighting normally, if it was lag u would see him hit kinda like skiping frames

  • @hyperjohn6627
    @hyperjohn6627 4 года назад +100

    No one:
    Techoblade's reflexes: I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick!

  • @aarushshah1294
    @aarushshah1294 3 года назад +43

    His WiFi surviving 1000 games of bedwars without any problems has my respect

  • @seemagogna8613
    @seemagogna8613 3 года назад +43

    Technoblade: 67 second game, too long.
    Me: Currently in a 15 minute solo game

  • @austin8910
    @austin8910 7 лет назад +698

    That day when you are at 999 and your internet dies and it resets.

    • @user-if5iv5xv6s
      @user-if5iv5xv6s 6 лет назад

      Electricon maybe it wont count?????

    • @steven4565
      @steven4565 6 лет назад +2

      Electricon thank God that didn't actually happened

    • @joachim9096
      @joachim9096 6 лет назад

      Electricon then you can do /respawn soo i dont see the problem

    • @mrutherford1106
      @mrutherford1106 6 лет назад +1

      I thought he would just play against three teams full of hackers or something LOLLOLOLOLOLL

    • @issac3100
      @issac3100 6 лет назад

      JustSaying its /rejoin

  • @mahtabmivehchian5979
    @mahtabmivehchian5979 4 года назад +179

    3:19 are we just not gonna talk about that block clutch

  • @july-lion
    @july-lion 7 лет назад +383

    When you sell your soul to bedwars...

  • @smolpeepee245
    @smolpeepee245 5 лет назад +42

    Technoblade: Watchdog, get rid of the hackers
    Watchdog: No, I don't think I will

    • @westonlord4214
      @westonlord4214 Год назад

      For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord- Romans 6:23🙏❤️

  • @jdeltonryandaawesome9340
    @jdeltonryandaawesome9340 7 лет назад +311

    The next title should be 998 win streak for that extra clickbait level

    • @fieleatssoap
      @fieleatssoap 7 лет назад +4

      JDelton / ryan da awesome 999**

    • @dumteaa
      @dumteaa 7 лет назад +1

      999*

    • @fullcourtpass
      @fullcourtpass 7 лет назад +4

      VIEWWWWSSS

    • @InfinityPiano
      @InfinityPiano 7 лет назад +1

      Lol so mean xD

    • @izfat9431
      @izfat9431 7 лет назад +5

      and on the 999th winstreak he just lost by a team of hackers and pvpgods

  • @80greaty
    @80greaty 7 лет назад +245

    Technoblade use the steering wheel in turbo kart racers pls

  • @Tt-qf1qs
    @Tt-qf1qs 4 года назад +397

    Looks like every enemy is playing first time. Most of them arent Even fighting back.

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 4 года назад +16

      For real lmao

    • @paavanpatel3605
      @paavanpatel3605 4 года назад +57

      They don’t have time to fight back

    • @enhu2370
      @enhu2370 4 года назад +8

      i was literally just thinking that...

    • @enhu2370
      @enhu2370 4 года назад +62

      it might be because this is an old video and everyone was trash then. now every bedwars player is actually good

    • @pimbeche
      @pimbeche 4 года назад +11

      They are literally bot I swear, some don't even try to fight lmao

  • @itsmattagain3874
    @itsmattagain3874 2 года назад +18

    What a legend. He fought through cancer like a champion, and almost came out on top. You will be remembered, the hero of everyone’s childhood.

  • @axselmarcello4011
    @axselmarcello4011 7 лет назад +344

    Technobalde never dies

  • @BiboyQG
    @BiboyQG 7 лет назад +1452

    How

  • @IPChips
    @IPChips 7 лет назад +821

    I love how you skipped from 665 to 667. xD

    • @7_rod_7
      @7_rod_7 6 лет назад +38

      IPChips hes a Christian so 666 repesents the devil

    • @old.tables1989
      @old.tables1989 5 лет назад +58

      @@7_rod_7 yea, and im atheist... SOVIETS UNITE!

    • @roejogan8683
      @roejogan8683 5 лет назад +90

      @@7_rod_7
      He doesn't care.
      Trust me, he don't care about dumb numbers.
      He did it either to tick people off or by accident.
      I'm feeling the former.

    • @Shadow-876
      @Shadow-876 5 лет назад +61

      @@roejogan8683 or RUclips is so fucked up nowadays people get demonetized for showing 666.

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 4 года назад +19

      @@Shadow-876 thats more realistic

  • @chlls.
    @chlls. 2 года назад +43

    I didnt realize how bad bedwars players were at this time. Techno is just cleaning up these kids mostly with ease.

    • @trpewskii64
      @trpewskii64 2 года назад +2

      may techno rest in peace...

    • @gatorduck
      @gatorduck 2 года назад +1

      @@trpewskii64 this wasn't made about his death comment your own comment about it, I agree but please do so.

  • @adriangames910
    @adriangames910 7 лет назад +62

    do you feel bad for crushing these little kids dreams???? Edit: AYYY TECHNO!!

  • @starladthehedgehog7192
    @starladthehedgehog7192 5 лет назад +281

    Me: *gets all 3 beds in a game while everyone is turtling*
    Wow I'm good at this
    Technoblade: *proceeds to do that pretty much every game for 700 games*
    Oh

  • @igorblondeel9483
    @igorblondeel9483 7 лет назад +291

    999 wins and u disconect ; that would be my luck :/

    • @asdfghjklzxcvbnm3166
      @asdfghjklzxcvbnm3166 7 лет назад +7

      /rejoin m8

    • @thebizzyoneee
      @thebizzyoneee 7 лет назад +3

      I mean there is /rejoin but what if no bed, but then his teammates will thrash them anyway so doesn't matter...

    • @ellesmith9976
      @ellesmith9976 7 лет назад

      TheBizzyOne
      But it won't count for his win.

    • @bigbeefy2997
      @bigbeefy2997 7 лет назад +1

      PepperQuiter my luck would be for my computer to ask me to update it when I could get 1k win streak

  • @sageavage1200
    @sageavage1200 3 года назад +67

    Fans: *sees the tweet*
    Also fans playing bedwars with techno: lets just surender everytime we see techno in bedwars for free stuffs

    • @lucasbrandt5501
      @lucasbrandt5501 3 года назад +1

      Wouldn’t change anything if they tried

  • @cowboymooman8776
    @cowboymooman8776 5 лет назад +84

    *Pig Erases Several races in 20 minutes*

  • @LaZPavony
    @LaZPavony 4 года назад +50

    Alternative title: Tachnoblade bullying children for 28 minutes

  • @Semdg_
    @Semdg_ 7 лет назад +604

    Technoblade is one of the only Hypixel RUclipsrs that is still funny and original keep up the great work man! ❤

  • @God-os9js
    @God-os9js 4 года назад +19

    Techno: you know 2 weeks ago...
    RUclips: you know 2 years ago....

  • @MonkeyBoy21D
    @MonkeyBoy21D 7 лет назад +117

    My highest win streak is a half game, I’m proud of that.

    • @MistaUnicorn
      @MistaUnicorn 7 лет назад +10

      You can't just put a semicolon in place of a comma to look educated, stop trying to sound intelligent.

    • @bagel168
      @bagel168 7 лет назад +5

      You can't just have perfect spelling and no grammar errors for me to correct, stop trying to be perfect.

    • @chickenboss3770
      @chickenboss3770 7 лет назад +2

      attacksquid223 stop trying to ruin a joke and be smart. You just a little scrublet

    • @icyminkah8391
      @icyminkah8391 7 лет назад

      MonkeyBoy21 ;D Im on a 8 winstreak

    • @jamiehenry7258
      @jamiehenry7258 7 лет назад

      i only got 1/9 of a game, complicated.

  • @benbykovski410
    @benbykovski410 7 лет назад +937

    OMG I JUST LOST A GAME. WORLD RECORD

    • @txmvi
      @txmvi 7 лет назад

      G

    • @txmvi
      @txmvi 7 лет назад

      😂

    • @bored.4889
      @bored.4889 6 лет назад +2

      Ben GtheGod 0_0 i lose every game i play multiverse record

    • @conabish
      @conabish 6 лет назад +5

      I ripped the skin by my butt hole while wiping.

    • @TrekkDino
      @TrekkDino 6 лет назад

      Ben GtheGod GG!!

  • @sabrina-ub6qn
    @sabrina-ub6qn 7 лет назад +51

    Techno we will be proud of you even if you lose at 999 win streak *cough* no we won't *cough*

    • @adriany8168
      @adriany8168 7 лет назад

      Sabeanbean :3 he reached 1k wins already....

    • @sabrina-ub6qn
      @sabrina-ub6qn 7 лет назад

      I Need a Username pls help wups I meant win streak

    • @formerlyMrPlayGuy
      @formerlyMrPlayGuy 7 лет назад

      I Need a Username pls help yup xd
      Also here are a few usernames for ya:
      xXpuppyXx
      ILikePuppies
      PupPupPuppy
      doggypup
      Cat.
      Puppycute
      PupzRQt
      I like cats more but whatever

    • @nahz2805
      @nahz2805 7 лет назад

      Techno already got 1k winstreak

    • @sabrina-ub6qn
      @sabrina-ub6qn 7 лет назад

      Nahz he did..?

  • @bucio_3934
    @bucio_3934 4 года назад +85

    feels like everyone there has 20fps and a blue titanium mouse

  • @kitchemmisgreat9702
    @kitchemmisgreat9702 7 лет назад +1110

    I wonder how many people accuse you of hacks 😂

    • @CaedmonEvans
      @CaedmonEvans 7 лет назад +12

      Kitchemm Is Great all of them

    • @dickgrason2688
      @dickgrason2688 7 лет назад +90

      Knightington yea is isn’t good at all... headass

    • @kitchemmisgreat9702
      @kitchemmisgreat9702 7 лет назад +19

      Lol the people take things so seriously. Let me put it this way: he's a god compared to me BECUASE I literally can't pvp

    • @dickgrason2688
      @dickgrason2688 7 лет назад +27

      Kitchemm Is Great he’s a god compared to pretty much everyone

    • @edroblox2369
      @edroblox2369 7 лет назад +4

      Watch any video of his and look at the chat. Done

  • @MasonMC
    @MasonMC 5 лет назад +205

    IQ differences
    Techno: 16
    Average badwars player: can we go into negatives

    • @benshapiro4625
      @benshapiro4625 5 лет назад +24

      16 is absurdly low

    • @alexithymia758
      @alexithymia758 4 года назад +1

      141414

    • @neyte7313
      @neyte7313 4 года назад +3

      @@benshapiro4625 also, badwars

    • @nyph933
      @nyph933 4 года назад +7

      The normal IQ for someone is 100+

    • @forstig
      @forstig 4 года назад +4

      @@nyph933 I think he knows

  • @drakevalo
    @drakevalo 7 лет назад +106

    "You would never hit a guy with glasses would ya?" Best reference ever.

  • @goldenboat1149
    @goldenboat1149 4 года назад +33

    19:00 when he says blue cheat captions picks it up as BLUE CHEESE BLUE CHEESE BLUE CHEESE BLUE CHEESE

  • @thed3bl
    @thed3bl 7 лет назад +867

    2019 :- 1M WinStreak 😂

    • @xscq
      @xscq 7 лет назад +2

      RedGamer160 lel

    • @deinaaa3993
      @deinaaa3993 7 лет назад +18

      He would clickbait every 100.

    • @Speck04
      @Speck04 7 лет назад

      RedGamer160 2020=696969696969696969 win streack

    • @greenfinch5174
      @greenfinch5174 7 лет назад

      lol

    • @gabood
      @gabood 7 лет назад +1

      RedGamer160 if he gets 1mill win streak I will donate $200

  • @HeinrichKok5
    @HeinrichKok5 2 года назад +45

    You accomplished alot and everyone will miss you
    "Techno never dies and never died"

  • @MattBonk991
    @MattBonk991 3 года назад +23

    im just binge watching his older vids so I can give him watchtime revenue for support.

  • @boryavasili
    @boryavasili 4 года назад +27

    Man, I've never even played bedwars, but I can go through these videos on a bad insomnia night one after another. Maybe one day I'll actually try this game, even though I don't think I'll be too great lol

  • @blazin8138
    @blazin8138 7 лет назад +30

    Anyone else: OMG WE BROKE THEIR BED!!1!!!11!1!
    Technoblade: Oh no, I didn't kill their entire team single=-handedly!

    • @f.4w
      @f.4w 7 лет назад +1

      pretty sure capable bedwars players dont say "OMG I BROKE THE BED"

    • @blazin8138
      @blazin8138 7 лет назад

      *RUclipsrs

    • @darcdarcdarcdarcdaerc
      @darcdarcdarcdarcdaerc 7 лет назад

      Taking out a clueless team is pretty simple LoL

    • @darcdarcdarcdarcdaerc
      @darcdarcdarcdarcdaerc 7 лет назад

      Taking out a team like the one tech has is a whole another story

    • @blazin8138
      @blazin8138 7 лет назад

      The average bedwars player is barely capable of sneaking into another average bedwars team, while their entire team is there guarding the bed.

  • @khai9300
    @khai9300 5 лет назад +63

    **Uses pickaxe to break wool and won**
    Me: this is what subbed for

  • @Ian-eh8xj
    @Ian-eh8xj 4 года назад +63

    When you realize that this video is already over two years old, but you thought it was only acouple weeks ago

  • @pauloshan
    @pauloshan 5 лет назад +88

    He was so concentrated that he didn't even notice that the 4:55 guy had Anti-KB actived

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 4 года назад

      He was crouched on a edge

    • @pigeonlp6850
      @pigeonlp6850 4 года назад +15

      @@Starman062 you still get knocked back even if your crouched

    • @philswift9705
      @philswift9705 4 года назад +1

      4:56

    • @leirbag3904
      @leirbag3904 4 года назад

      He rmb + lmb for kill him thats why

    • @tat5769
      @tat5769 3 года назад

      Anti what?

  • @jtitan5316
    @jtitan5316 7 лет назад +142

    gg= get good

  • @kostassilingas7378
    @kostassilingas7378 5 лет назад +32

    17:20 so clean holy shit

  • @degenera7039
    @degenera7039 5 лет назад +14

    Imagine being there back then playing bedwars, and as soon as you build a defense, you see a teams bed destroyed and each team member 1 by 1 taken out by one person, Technoblade. In these days, it's pretty normal but jeez back then lol.

  • @GameJam230
    @GameJam230 3 года назад +7

    It's hilarious watching Techno 1v4ing every team with literally no resistance

  • @flighted1627
    @flighted1627 7 лет назад +152

    Is fluf good at minecraft?

    • @jamillokyin
      @jamillokyin 7 лет назад +5

      RagingGamer Playz floof is, fluf isn't

    • @flighted1627
      @flighted1627 7 лет назад +1

      Sorry lol *floof

    • @jamillokyin
      @jamillokyin 7 лет назад

      RagingGamer Playz it's fine lol

    • @Steamed
      @Steamed 7 лет назад +5

      RagingGamer Playz Secretly, floof teaches him how to pvp. He is the real master at it

    • @arminjak6669
      @arminjak6669 7 лет назад

      RagingGamer Playz i just give you a like for your picture

  • @drakevalo
    @drakevalo 7 лет назад +71

    He must have ultra sweaty palms

    • @madness0169
      @madness0169 7 лет назад

      Drake :D and hot elbows.

    • @hjonker
      @hjonker 7 лет назад

      PALMS ARE SWEATY, THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY MOM'S SPAGHETTI

    • @Anton-yk6en
      @Anton-yk6en 7 лет назад

      Drake :D oop

    • @chloegarfin4773
      @chloegarfin4773 7 лет назад

      Drake :D plans are sweaty mum's spaghetti

  • @mrperson5197
    @mrperson5197 3 года назад +3

    Techno 2018:YAY team wipe
    Techno 2021:oops accidentally destroyed a whole government

  • @zock_zock9147
    @zock_zock9147 4 года назад +12

    6:23 CAN WE PLEASE talk about the fact that techno didn’t receive a single hit while killing the entire team 2 times and breaking their bed?!!?!!

  • @michaelchang9056
    @michaelchang9056 7 лет назад +32

    another episode of counting with technoblade

    • @tim-4368
      @tim-4368 7 лет назад

      Michael Chang XD

  • @goldenwolfxoxo4337
    @goldenwolfxoxo4337 7 лет назад +16

    Technoblade's nick: 2041
    Damn this man is already in the future

  • @boltyclan923
    @boltyclan923 5 лет назад +68

    I thought the community guidelines said no bullying or cyberbullying therefore this video should be
    DEMONITIZED

  • @jerryjojo8333
    @jerryjojo8333 4 года назад +57

    Why am I recommended this 2 years later on the brink of 2020

    • @cxtrusss
      @cxtrusss 4 года назад

      Jerry Jojo I feel you

    • @Firerr16
      @Firerr16 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @melissawilliams0422
      @melissawilliams0422 4 года назад +3

      Little did you know at the time how bad 2020 would be

    • @ivy22ph
      @ivy22ph 4 года назад

      Same

    • @murkyqwerty1312
      @murkyqwerty1312 4 года назад +3

      This person had no idea what was coming for them from 2020

  • @David-pi1pz
    @David-pi1pz 2 года назад +6

    Rest in peace

  • @kebeb1825
    @kebeb1825 2 года назад +8

    Rest easy, you will be known forever techno

  • @MichealPlayzMC
    @MichealPlayzMC 7 лет назад +39

    I’d appreciate the store credit xd

    • @slayer2753
      @slayer2753 7 лет назад +2

      MichealPlayz - Minecraft wernt you the one to tell techno to get a life lol.

  • @jamesalera4119
    @jamesalera4119 4 года назад +20

    Fun fact: You watch this during quarantine

  • @k.qqyomi
    @k.qqyomi 4 года назад +76

    Technoblade: 600 Winstreak
    Me: *I can't even win a game or get a kill*

  • @daales.
    @daales. 7 лет назад +30

    *RUclipsr* _gets 2 wins_ “YASSSS MY WINSTREAK OF 4, IM SO OP!!!”
    *Meets Techno* “Oh crap...”

  • @remiyara
    @remiyara 5 лет назад +15

    “What is this... u think ur gonna pull a fast one on me?!”
    ->”FLOOF CHILL OUT”

  • @all_al0ne
    @all_al0ne 2 года назад +5

    Rip Technoblade, you were an amazing person

  • @amivlr
    @amivlr 3 года назад +5

    I have a max Bedwars winstreek of 7.
    *I'm coming for you Technoblade.*

  • @hinashi_7538
    @hinashi_7538 Год назад +3

    its kinda funny to me how techno was just so good at pvp that not even hackers could compete with him xD

  • @claycopter
    @claycopter 7 лет назад +202

    lol. Just one month ago, I was skipping his ad on a Landon vid... Now, I'm watching his vid. That's like, waaaa?
    P/S, this dude is much better than Landon..

    • @donedid5685
      @donedid5685 6 лет назад +2

      Minh Đỗ Lê Thành Ikr Landon sucks

    • @misc3700
      @misc3700 5 лет назад

      Minh Đỗ Lê Thành yes he is

    • @sophie-vb5uz
      @sophie-vb5uz 5 лет назад +4

      landon? who is she

    • @theodoreoei8766
      @theodoreoei8766 5 лет назад

      @@sophie-vb5uz he's a dude

    • @roejogan8683
      @roejogan8683 5 лет назад +2

      @@theodoreoei8766
      Alexaa was being sarcastic

  • @Braylonator
    @Braylonator 2 года назад +10

    Everyone: dream is so good on half heart
    Techno: that's so much health not even close

  • @bmuddd_
    @bmuddd_ 7 лет назад +10

    Just started watching your content recently. I've been binge watching your videos all day. Keep up the great work man.

  • @vaccinaIs
    @vaccinaIs 2 года назад +5

    rest in peace we will miss you

  • @bishopvida
    @bishopvida 5 лет назад +12

    Floof: I TOO AM YOUNG AND FULL OF MURDER

  • @wilaugh8688
    @wilaugh8688 3 года назад +5

    Techno have cancer now, i don't how to feel so i came back to my favorite video, blood for the blood god

  • @_bigsmoke727_2
    @_bigsmoke727_2 4 года назад +18

    4:57 literally had anti knock back lol

  • @truth02496
    @truth02496 Год назад +3

    miss the good ol' days 😭
    3:44

  • @jahelramirez2018
    @jahelramirez2018 3 года назад +3

    7:25 that guy just chilling in the void

  • @huncho1147
    @huncho1147 3 года назад +8

    Another episode of “Counting with Technoblade”