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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2021
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no squizzy dont make another marketable plushie!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hope the entire population of earth suddenly has a big interest in mason jars and also my new plushie
other stuff:
♢ TWITCH: / squizxy
♢ TWITTER: / squizxy
♢ INSTAGRAM: / squiz.xy
#animation #jarmeme #marketableplushie 
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I love how the man gets incredibly worried as soon as he hears “smaller”. As if he’s had to deal with this exact moment dozens of times before.
Probably because the word 'smaller' is usually followed by 'orifice'
I blame Bowser amiibos.
That figurine did not deserve it
"as if"
@@darrylferguson3622 you're just paranoid
I bet she doesn't even care if they actually do what she thinks they'll do.
Truly, lololol
look, she has the cash. it's already over
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear qi
@@_Sage967_ frrrr lmaoo
If she were truly thankful to her fans she would react to every jar video we upload.
But i dunno
I dont think she apprechiates us
When squizzy faces the camera, I feel unimaginable fear
sus.
Really said
. .
V
00:05
0:03 I agree and I don't know why
The Squizzy Files
Me: “Mason jars are for drinking sweet tea and food preserves.”
My friends who explained this to me: “your innocence is palpable.”
Nah I use it as a big cup
@@mr.luckman1811 of piss
All I knew was North Carolina is the state where people prefer drinks in Mason jars
i'd probably just drink straight from a mason jar honestly
i already use big cups anyways, a jar feels better
@@mr.luckman1811 same
I bought the return to monkey shirt for Mother’s Day for my mom and she still wears it, it’s so funny
You’re a good son
Awww that’s so sweet and adorable! I’m glad your mom loves the shirt.
@@Rosa-he6xb thanks! I got it for her because she likes to joke about how when she has to do a bunch of zoom calls that she’d much rather be swinging around trees with the moneys
That's cute and also very nice of you.
wtf you guys have these pfp from that bloody circus cartoon right?
Another representation on why squizzy makes the best ads ever
True, I’m waiting for the perfect segue though.
I can agree that this comment is…
N O T C A P
You're alt account is showing
I still prefer Internet Historian.
Nah peepy is where it's at
“Y’know, make it fit..”
“In the palm of my hand.”
I like how he instantly knew what the implications of “making it smaller” meant lmao!
the end be like: “this is my kingdom come”
true
I thought it was milk! :(
it looks like its crying
No matter what we breed, we are still made of seed.
@@chicken6127 still is, but stickier
I bet you're proud
Knowing her, she probably is.
I am.
0:03 this sudden menacing smile is one of the reasons why squizzy makes the best ads
I half-expected it to just be Squizzy in a jar screaming for 52 seconds, but this is better
This truly gives “squizzy” a whole new meaning
*_Yes yes, I see._*
I dont like where this is going
@@Lumi1975 ◉ᴗ◉
Jizzy
Squizzy from my glizzy
Imagine someone finds one of these 100 years in the future, but perfectly preserved in a sealed mason jar…
Squizzy is just thinking about the future…
do you know animaniacs tiny toon adventures freakazoid pinky and the brain pinky elmyra and the brain and the plucky duck show
Thousands of years from now, when humanity has gone extinct, the only thing left to bring our species back from extinction will be ancient mason jars of plushies and vinyl figures encased in our genetic seed.
@@user-fl6ww3rs5q by that time the smell would be enough to be considered toxic waste
@@davihomem7342 r/wooosh
@@garlite9046 that is not woosh. You have failed. Never attempt this again
I love how unlike everyone else she just goes with the joke
Unlike everyone else she embraces the joke
@@thewiseoldfox exactly
What really sold this for me was the Yakuza music.
Amazing.
"S-Squizzy, don't turn me into a marketable plushie- *SQUIZZ-* "
*drowns in coom*
@@RonaldoTheGoat1234 😔
@@dapperbreeze7753 do you know animaniacs tiny toon adventures freakazoid pinky and the brain pinky elmyra and the brain and the plucky duck show
"The wrong marketable plushie will find you in peace and leave you in pieces, but the right marketable plushie will find you in pieces and lead you to peace" - Scooby Doo
I wont ever forget you Scooby Doo, RIP
Love the pure goblin energy your character emits when its staring straight into the camera
I saw the jar and sqizzy inside and was filled with fear…
How come Squizzy only _sometimes_ has a green mouth?
Green slushie staining the mouth
@@nibwhipdragon WOCKYYY SLUSHHHHH
Maybe it's a Jojo reference?
Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to
On the 1950s or maybe it was the 1800s it was more common for cartoon characters to have inconsistent features like Mickey mouse's shoes not being yellow sometimes
I think we all know where this is going so let’s just cut to the chase.
Little squiz + jar +🥛
@@somnolentSlumber I'd put that one reddit, but I don't have reddit. REDDIT DWELLERS!!!! Pls put this on cursed comments. Thank you for your free human labor.
@@bingusdingus3999 I am permanently banned from reddit
@@somnolentSlumber how?
@@somnolentSlumber did you say fortnite GOOD, minecraft bad?
No madder what we breed we still are made of seed
Kinda makes you that that Squizzy herself wants to be put in a mason jar and have mysterious white liquids sprayed on her.
It isn’t mysterious we all know what she wants
That ending though.
You know exactly what you are doing.
Finally, someone who makes plushies for people who store plushies in milk filled jars
yeah i used to feel so excluded... weird even... but now! now i can milk jar a squizzy!!
Hate to break it to ya, but that isn't milk
@@The_Sl0th yeah, some freaks put plushies in jars and fill it with ICING
@@nyandoge5175 More like WHITE PAINT
@@The_Sl0th those guys are pretty bad too
The moment "Squizzy" becomes "Jizzy"...
do you know animaniacs tiny toon adventures freakazoid pinky and the brain pinky elmyra and the brain and the plucky duck show
Glizzy
She was already jizzy
@@fabianrobles8044 dude SHUT UP
@@fabianrobles8044 do you know that i'm currently living in your walls and stealing your identity and saying "i hate the antichrist" as you to get the United Nations to terminate you from existing
Pick your liquid to have fun with squizzy!
1. Milk
2. Coom
3. Garlic
4. Garlic milk
5. Other gendered coom
6. Cheese
7. White paint
8. Slightly grey white paint
9. Blended coconut
10. Pee but white
11. White-out
12. All
13. Potato
14. Melted vanilla ice-cream
15. White dye
16. Milk powder + milk
17. Gamer girl water
18. Seashell blend
19. Holy water
20. Melted faces
21. Eyes
22. White blood cells
23. Dream's forbidden brown creams bur they're white
24. Coffee creamers
25. Cream
26. Coffee but white
27. White chocolate
28. White hole
29. White vomit
30. Plate
31. Paper water
32. Squizzy's coom
the fact that I just explained the RD Jar to my cousin and his friend the other day makes this so much more funnier to me
I feel like this part should have had “Minecraft cave sound 1” played over it 0:04
I was more thinking the regular show intro sound.
Or the FNAF sound
too many frames
@@jhonycoolj8192 0:16
Someone made a video of this lol
Finally, a plush that will have some practical use
Oh hey it's him :)
It’s the dude who kept commenting on Boss Sheet Music
We pissing in it then, mate?
You might say it solves practical problems
PISS JAR
I was expecting the sentence to just stop at
“You know, *make* *it* *fit* ”
same energy as "keep stroking, it's ok"
I can not describe the pain I'm feeling right now
If Squizzy volunteered a plushy of herself to be able to be put into a jar…does this mean Squizzy _likes_ the jar
Yes.
Coom jar
prehaps
Likely
we do not ask these questions
0:46 Instant Happy To Instant Cry
Home girl literally wants to be showered with love
"Ah, a new Squizzy video! I wonder what it's abou-" *sees thumbnail*
@Logan Roof just don't forget to take your pills Logan
@@askerleaves1614 do you know animaniacs tiny toon adventures freakazoid pinky and the brain pinky elmyra and the brain and the plucky duck show
Oh boy I can’t wait to fill my jar with liquid nitrogen.
can't wait to fill it with battery acid
Can't wait to Fill It with t h e l i q u i d
I'm gonna fill it with chlorine gas
@@cacau1967 water
Cant wait to fill it with Cyanide
front facing squizzy puts the fear of god in me
Front facing squizzy is for some reason funny
If you're wondering what the song at the end is, it's Queen of Passion from the Yakuza 0 OST
You just earned youself the title of bestest boy.
Squizzy: releases Jar Sized Plush.
*Me: Do you realize what you've just unleashed upon this world?*
preety obvious that she does?
This is my come this is my come
i have several jars in my house that are different sizes
so i can put the plushie in a jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then i put it in another jar then…
Some people still say to this day that hes saying: I put it in another jar.
0:47
I have never had a smile fade so quickly.
"MICHAEL! MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE"
Squizzy: I want to be jar sized!
Creeps: *Y E S*
i dont understand whats wrong with being jar sized
at the end they put the milk on the plushy but its like Cu-
@@METHYLENEDlOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE whatever you do, do NOT look up rainbow dash jar you pure child
I feel like at this point someone on her stream is going to tell her they cut a hole into it and...
And burned it from the inside! That's what they did- right?
Right?
God forgive me for what I'm about to do
There was a non-binary flag-
@@spycrab3723 With friction yes
@@Abdega so very spoiled and sour milk was thrown into the fire?
For anyone wondering, the song is Queen of Passion from Yakuza 0
I have knowledge in my brain I don’t want
pandering to the coomers i see
ever since seeing the rainbow dash meme, the words "mason jar" haunts my sleep paralysis demon's dreams
0:48 certainly doesn't help
what rainbow dash meme
@@summeryim you don't want to know
I love it how you used "queen of the passion" for the plushie commercial! Suits it really well!
Now you too can have pickled squizzy
We really are using "Jar sized" as a selling point
No ones gonna do the “thing” to the Squizzy plush; it’s common knowledge she’d just drink it all
**gasp**
That’s even worse
It just makes the plush grow more powerful
Man that's one cool looking pushie that I can conveniently fit into a j a r for easy storage! *I'm glad there's nothing else at all going on here.*
0:41 POV: guy with fatalis gear helps you kill high rank Nergigante
Pain and suffering. Remorse even
Finally, a product worth squizzing on
Whats your discord my editor needs it plz
@@thatluckyclover793 editor here, I want to be your freind.
editors father here, he wants to be your friend
Editor's Friend here, i want to be you
@@bentonic4998 Oh come on this all started because of My editor asking this TwT help me
it sounded cute when she said
“make it fit *in the palm of my hand*
Ay yes, the Mason flavoured 'milk jug'
never have i ever thought the idea of wanting to be "jarred" could be a form of dominance- yet Squizzy proved me wrong.
Poor plushie makers
0:04
the way she turns to the camera unsettles me, and i can tell that was 100% what Squizzy intended
Long squizzy face is very intimidating
I like how Squizzy facing the camera is default menacing and creepy
Fun fact: My name is Mason and some people call me a mason jar
Luigi jar
Yooooo same
The numbers Mason, tell me. What do they mean?
@Logan Roof oh no it's you
@@CherryColaHD
A number is a mathematical object used to count, measure, and label. The original examples are the natural numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, and so forth.[1] Numbers can be represented in language with number words. More universally, individual numbers can be represented by symbols, called numerals; for example, "5" is a numeral that represents the number five. As only a relatively small number of symbols can be memorized, basic numerals are commonly organized in a numeral system, which is an organized way to represent any number. The most common numeral system is the Hindu-Arabic numeral system, which allows for the representation of any number using a combination of ten fundamental numeric symbols, called digits.[2][3] In addition to their use in counting and measuring, numerals are often used for labels (as with telephone numbers), for ordering (as with serial numbers), and for codes (as with ISBNs). In common usage, a numeral is not clearly distinguished from the number that it represents.
"Oh haha yeah like a jar joke, she'll allude to that pretty strongly thats funny. But for like the ad she wont say anything outright lol"
Squizzy: 0:47
" "
Everything that has happened has lead to this moment, and i like it
Jizzy with the glizzy on the squizzy
Name a song after that
I'm definetly gonna buy this plushie and stuff it inside of a jar and not put it on my dresser
I'm going to put it next to my heater, what could go wrong
"You know someone's gonna legit do this right? Someone out there gets off looking at your character."
*Well of course I know him. he's me.*
yea dude same
God has officially left this mortal plain and left a hollow shell of the forsaken
@@Gabriel-hh6pm Ah I see you're a man of culture as well.
@@cinfdef mayhaps
@Daniel Marinho bitch even upset judas
A plushie that small is quite jarring.
The fluidity at 0:04 when Squizzy faces the camera was a very tilting experience
According to the stickers on the bed. Hyojin is a Pan Enby. Neat!
Nifty, even!
I never knew that she was secretly a Demopan main! Mind. Blown.
The thumbnail set off my fight or flight
*SQUIZZY JAR SIZED PLUSHIE*
"if you are not busy,
jizzy your squizzy."
the magic words boss.
Kept you waiting huh?
This is so powerfull.
just a plushie in a m a s o n j a r , nothing personal..
hehe love the pan and enby flags on the bed
The fact that the jar is almost as big as a basketball gives way to extremely horrific implications
Oh good, the new merchandise
0:48 OH GOD THE NEW MERCHANDISE
0:03 that headturn is strangely hilarious
YO NERGIGANTE ACTION FIGURE THO
it looks like it would try to bite me but it wouldn't hurt
can't wait to put it with all my other baking goods in their jars.
Thing that fits in a jar while "Queen of Passion" is playing.
Oh yeah it's all coming together ;)
My claustrophobia is more scared than Squizzy being in ajar
The almighty forbidden chalice
Ingredients:
Mason jar
Squizzy plush
White liquid of your choosing
o f y o u r c h o o s i n g
Milk
Squizzy Be Like:
_draws glock_ now make it jar-sized
This emotion I feel,
Is this fear or love? I don't understand.
I'll go with fear.
No one could save Squizzy from the jar.
Besides the main reason of the plush...I find it to be actually really cute and well made.
FINALLY A CONTENT CREATOR GIVING WHAT THE COMMUNITY ALWAYS ASKED FOR 😤
And thus, the small Squizzy was doomed to eternal jarnation
Oh god the face when Squizzy says “in the palm of my hand”
Me, who just wants to put it inside my backpack: 👁👄👁
I literally cried out in shock when that white stuff started dripping down the plushie
Probably Milk
i hope its milk but its still horriffic to clean up
Please don't give that jar to the Sniper
*P I S S*
first few seconds of the video:
"Why jar sized?"
after sudden painful realization:
" No."
That nergigante statue looks so nice