saying that pearl probably drinks oil and is therefore the most flammable idol is one of the funniest and most accurate things i've ever heard about her
the most flammable idol is shiver. reason 1. her name. shivering is associated with the cold. this makes it seem that she spends most of her time in the cold, and therefore would not be used to being near fire. reason 2. her looks. the absence of the eyeliner, and her skin makes her seem albino, and albino people lack pigment, which is one of the things that make you resistant to sunlight, and the sun is fire. reason 3. in splatfests the platform (or should I say splatform) she stands on, is made of wood. wood is very flammable, meaning she would get set on fire faster. Reason 4: she picked grass in the pokemon splatfest, and grass is weak to fire in pokemon.
perfectly calling out how dude would answer that question was so funny lmao and i really liked the mental image failboat paints with dual wielding dangerous fruits
The fact that I knew exactly what song Mellana was talking about at 13:24 , I was absolutely obsessed with that story mode song for a long time (It's called "Seep & Destroy" by Octoplush btw)
First off, I love this concept. This video was hilarious. Second, hearing how many hours everyone mentions they have in Splatoon 3 so far, I feel like I gotta chill tf out. I'm a busy college student and somehow in spite of spending 12 hours a day M-Th at school and working 25 hours a week and still somehow getting all my homework finished, I've additionally managed to play *so* much Splatoon 3. I never actually played Splatoon 1 or 2 since I didn't have a WiiU as a teen and didn't buy myself a switch until 2020. Idk why I just never picked up 2 even though I was obssessed with Callie as a kid during the duration of S1. Through sheer determination, sleep deprivation, and the need to cope with the workload of Art School somehow, I have already clocked 90 hours in Splatoon 3 😭 it's wild to me that I've somehow played more hours than my friends who played hundreds of hours across the first two games and watching this thinking I would be in a normal range compared to those with thousands of hours across the board my Splatoon 3 hours are still stupidly high already. Damn 😭 escapism is a powerful thing
This was a distraction test, which explains why Boat was Top 3, he's used to his chat Bullying/Distracting him, and is therefore unphased by Jay doing it.
A lot of people don't know this. Dude is so good a Splatoon that Nintendo begs him not to participate in tournaments, so that other teams can actually stand a chance at winning. If he participated in any tournament, the other teams would just pack up and leave before any of the matches started. What would the point be other than to watch him crush their hopes and dreams and mix their tears into his G Fuel? So they just bribe him with double the money that he would've won. He once held a team back at spawn by himself, while the rest of his team went afk and got some ice cream. They didn't even offer him any, because the taste of crushing his opponents is a sweet enough treat for him, although it was still pretty rude.
See it’s funny because there’s a Transformer figure in the Titans Return line, being special edition Arcee. It’s head comes off and becomes another character. The character’s name? Leinad.
My vegetable weapon of choice for self defense would be a Habanero pepper. Just rip it open and cover my fingers in its juice, and all I need to do is wipe my hands onto my attacker's eyes to momentarily blind them. Or I could poke out their eyes too to further incapacitate them with a perpetual stinging sensation. Unconventional as it sounds, it's super effective.
guys think about the pizza rolls. also I know this is completely unrelated to this video but after 2 years I have finally got out of A rank and I feel so good. I now have to climb through S and S+.
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
im rich
ballerling
I’m poor
Right you are
ofc
but i thought you were hackerling?
I am buying SO many pizza rolls with my $10 you won't even believe it
YES DOUG
best collab ever
you make me proud with your roller skills
Will you share them with us
get some for us guod
Dan named multiple fruits, instead of one vegetable
He is amazing
hes so smart
That's Dan for ya.
He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.
Dragon *fruit* is my favourite vegetable.
Fruits and végétable are a social construct SCAM by the government there all plants bye gold bye !
saying that pearl probably drinks oil and is therefore the most flammable idol is one of the funniest and most accurate things i've ever heard about her
I drink bones and eat paint
@@frye. thank you Frye very epic
@@frye. how insightful
@@frye. inspiring
@@frye. life changing
Jay, I just wanted to say. Your mom is very generous for making us pizza rolls, I hope she gets us a sprite as well.
Yay
I’m still waiting for the pizza rolls and cookies from the last two goals
Kinda parched...ngl 😂
i think they burned in the Oven
nah man, sprite is at 600k
Today we learned a great lesson: NEVER give carrots to Splatoon RUclipsrs
Scam
@@raphaelunger3057 no worries, I reported it
Directions Unclear. Gave Carrot RUclipsrs Splatoon
Watching DougDoug know nothing about Splatoon was the funniest part. "He's a flounder, right?"
the man used a roller like it was a gun and called Big Man a flounder
second funniest part was jay responding "no he's a sting ray". big man is a manta ray
@@glowstickspinalfluid still closer then "flounder"
I love how he immediately went from someone with 5-6 hours to someone with 740
then to someone with 9100
I love how failboat didn't list a vegetable at all and he answered it twice lol
"Dude will probably pick dude."
Dude: Me
The prophecy has become true.
0:26 "if you get 10 kills you get 10 dollars, if you get 30 kills youget 30 dollars if you get 700 kills I report you." -Jaymoji
I'm a Millionaire now
7:50 so he asked failboat what "vegetable" he would use to defend his house and he proceeds to say 2 fruits.
He literally said dragonfruit man 💀
the most flammable idol is shiver. reason 1. her name. shivering is associated with the cold. this makes it seem that she spends most of her time in the cold, and therefore would not be used to being near fire. reason 2. her looks. the absence of the eyeliner, and her skin makes her seem albino, and albino people lack pigment, which is one of the things that make you resistant to sunlight, and the sun is fire. reason 3. in splatfests the platform (or should I say splatform) she stands on, is made of wood. wood is very flammable, meaning she would get set on fire faster. Reason 4: she picked grass in the pokemon splatfest, and grass is weak to fire in pokemon.
The sun is made of plasma actually
@@thesavageone8685 every single time i make a good comment
...
you like to research this type of stuff then?
@@oreomerchant6600 uh…
No?
maybe?
yes
achully (nerd)
shivers name is based on the fact shes highly accosiated with sharks; and shiver is another word to describe fear.
lmfao i love that they all immediately answer jaymoji hoping for brownie points
not all of them
Jay always laughing when everyone says carrot 😂
love how dan not only picked 2 fruits, but one literally has fruit in the name and he didnt even notice
I would be absolutely poor if I did this
I mean who wouldn’t? 😭
Fr😥
Im absolutely poor anyway
@@toby4784 Fr
Debt
I love how you were writing all the answers with a feather
as a math enthusiast, i received much psychic damage watching everyone answer 9 + 15 wrong
(thank you kacero)
Even though I got it right, I still feel like I have brain damage for how long my "uhhhh" was LOL
@@Kaceroreal
perfectly calling out how dude would answer that question was so funny lmao and i really liked the mental image failboat paints with dual wielding dangerous fruits
how nobody said callie to the flammable question is beyond me because she seems like the type of person to accidentally set something on fire lmao
i bought so many arizona iced teas with my winnings
so real arizona tea is the best
This challenge confirms DougDoug's next video: "Reproduction explained with food"
tbh I'd kill for a JayMoji, Doug doug, Pointcrow collab
The fact that I knew exactly what song Mellana was talking about at 13:24 , I was absolutely obsessed with that story mode song for a long time (It's called "Seep & Destroy" by Octoplush btw)
Things learned today: Do not rob Frye in the grocery store near the carrots with a flamethrower.
I legit cried when Doug called Big Man a flounder 💀 💀
HE'S A STINGRAY!!
idk man last time i checked giraffes ain't flat
Doug: "He's a flounder, right?"
Jay: "No, he's a stingray."
Me: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HE'S A MANTA RAY THE CLUE'S IN THE NAME"
If anyone's interested, the songs the Mellana and DUDE were talking about are Alterna Mission 8 and Paintscraper, respectively.
Imagine you invited octoboy and he was just silent the whole time
First off, I love this concept. This video was hilarious.
Second, hearing how many hours everyone mentions they have in Splatoon 3 so far, I feel like I gotta chill tf out. I'm a busy college student and somehow in spite of spending 12 hours a day M-Th at school and working 25 hours a week and still somehow getting all my homework finished, I've additionally managed to play *so* much Splatoon 3. I never actually played Splatoon 1 or 2 since I didn't have a WiiU as a teen and didn't buy myself a switch until 2020. Idk why I just never picked up 2 even though I was obssessed with Callie as a kid during the duration of S1. Through sheer determination, sleep deprivation, and the need to cope with the workload of Art School somehow, I have already clocked 90 hours in Splatoon 3 😭 it's wild to me that I've somehow played more hours than my friends who played hundreds of hours across the first two games and watching this thinking I would be in a normal range compared to those with thousands of hours across the board my Splatoon 3 hours are still stupidly high already. Damn 😭 escapism is a powerful thing
you don't sleep, do you?
@@SageArdor hmm I wonder 🤔
welcome to the insomniac family! do not enjoy your stay; it is hell here, and you will grow slowly insane.
we at least have crossaints!
I was waiting patiently for somebody to say "Jaymoji DELUXE" but The Barry was cut out before he finished, damn
for anyone wondering, the song Mellana was talking about is called "Seep and Destroy" from the Splatoon 3 story mode
“If you get 10 kills you get $10, if you get 30 kills you get $30, if you get 700 kills… *I RePorT YoU* “ -Jay 2022
Having DougDoug going first was totally unexpected, but a welcoming one
"If you get 10 kills you get $10, if you get 30 kills you get $30, if you get 700 kills *I report you* "
This is my favorite jaymoji quote.
5:07 “lack of homicide” is now framed on my wall
This was a distraction test, which explains why Boat was Top 3, he's used to his chat Bullying/Distracting him, and is therefore unphased by Jay doing it.
Failboat is such a unique individual, he said durian and dragonfruit for his vegetable
I'd love to see this as some sort of series! Hilarious!
hearing hackerling struggle with 1st grade math problems really made my day
“If you got 700 kills, I’ll report you😑”
Bruh
PLEASE DO ANOTHER VID LIKE THIS, THIS WAS SO GOOD
4:04 this is the only reason i came to this video
Coconuts are incredibly deadly
A lot of people don't know this. Dude is so good a Splatoon that Nintendo begs him not to participate in tournaments, so that other teams can actually stand a chance at winning. If he participated in any tournament, the other teams would just pack up and leave before any of the matches started. What would the point be other than to watch him crush their hopes and dreams and mix their tears into his G Fuel? So they just bribe him with double the money that he would've won. He once held a team back at spawn by himself, while the rest of his team went afk and got some ice cream. They didn't even offer him any, because the taste of crushing his opponents is a sweet enough treat for him, although it was still pretty rude.
Cyrus:Eggplant
Understandable.
Cyrus: Crying face emoji
What do you mean by that?
This video was so fun!! I loved the random questions that distracted everyone🤣
Jay: which vegetable would you defend yourself with
Dan: *dragonfruit*
That is what he said
*Why are all these splatubers shanking people with carrots...*
"what fruits or veggies are you using to defend yourself"
Grenade avocado.
1:32 bro has the same borthday as me
IM SO GLAD DOUGDOUG PLAYED SPLATOON EVEN IF ITS ONLY 5 HOURS LMAO
i'mma get myself THREE biggie bags from wendys now
Should have a team like mecha, chara, dude and Melana in a turf war so they just drain your account while talking about random shit and still winning
i dont want to be near a splatoon player that is holding a carrot.
noted
I get that JayMoji was not an acceptable answer, but JayMoji Deluxe was outlawed as well??? Wild.
See it’s funny because there’s a Transformer figure in the Titans Return line, being special edition Arcee. It’s head comes off and becomes another character.
The character’s name? Leinad.
I like how hacker was like panicking for a sec. And I love how jaymoji looks, he looks pretty epic.
Gotta love seeing jay eat that 3 dollar Wawa breakfast burrito
Everybody gangsta until that poor woman will have to make at least 500k pizza rolls
DougDoug and Jaymoji is the crossover I never asked for but always needed.
Everyone getting the 9+15 question wrong was hilarious. It's the great equalizer.
Note to self: get 699 kills to not get reported
Ok but can this become a huge series, PLEASE
Bro Hacker’s laugh literally serves as my life support.
Let’s be honest here, the only muppet that wouldn’t get past airport security is Dr. Teeth
5:40 can confirm, crab battle is a real youtube thing!
“Explain where babies come from using emojis”🤰
I'm surprised no one mentioned peppers for the vegetable. I'd pick a ghost pepper, crush it, then rub the juice in the robber's eyes.
Peppers are fruits
@@djroscurro9859 I guess you're right. I just never realized
4:04 Jay was that a callback to a early splatoon 2 video. the one where you did a kill challenge with tweets.
Amazing concept like always jay ! It would be amazing if you did a version with your subscribers !
That bathtub bit was hilarious 😂
Who knew me and Doug Doug were 1 day apart for our birthday
Hearing DougDoug talk about Splatoon was not something that I ever thought would happen.
Well Frye being most flammable makes sense now, she was literally on team fire.
next Time you gotta do it with ProChara
Amazing vid man, hope to see a next one of these.
but with other creators/pro's ^^
Amazing vid and stay awesome
My vegetable weapon of choice for self defense would be a Habanero pepper. Just rip it open and cover my fingers in its juice, and all I need to do is wipe my hands onto my attacker's eyes to momentarily blind them. Or I could poke out their eyes too to further incapacitate them with a perpetual stinging sensation. Unconventional as it sounds, it's super effective.
That 9 + 15 is gonna be the new 6 x 3 from Hardstop Lucas cuz nobody knows it.
15:19 why did I expect him to say mayonnaise 💀
Idk why but that inkling hair actually fits jay so well
Durian and DragonFRUIT are my favorite vegetables
this version of Jay is the actual smart and sophisticated! XD
“If you fart in a bathtub, does it tickle your balls..?” Straight comedy 😅
Took me 15 minutes to realise he was writing with a feather 💀 💀 💀
I look at the pose with the money I laugh then I see the kills after that I’m like WHAT THE VEEMO
4:06 Got me 😂😂😂😂😂
I usually get 10 kills a match, but doesn't matter because I'm gonna probably get disconnected
i swear he was about to say "hello everybody my name is markiplier welcome back" XD great vid
That beginning was unexpected 😂
its really refreshing to see new players
guys think about the pizza rolls. also I know this is completely unrelated to this video but after 2 years I have finally got out of A rank and I feel so good. I now have to climb through S and S+.
“hoo ho HOO”
“Im gonna take that as a no”
I have learned this day that Splatoon players does not know math.
Y e s
9+15 is so easy. It's OBVIOUSLY 365
DANG I thought I had a lot with my 740+(probably more bc it stopped counting at some point) hours in splatoon 2
Love how put an add after hacker said teeth are my favourite
Watching this in the middle of Italian class the grind never stops for jaymoji
Ciao everyone!
@text me on telegram @JayMoji Not today scammer