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0:00 New Star Wars Game Trailer
2:50 Controversial Take
5:06 Star Wars Eclipse
9:51 oh and the PRICE..
13:35 Why games like this fail
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They are combating piracy by releasing games so shit no one is gonna pirate them
😂😂 exactly
OMG, it's WORKING!!!
😂😂
No every ubisoft game have denovo so pirates also can't play
@@ruban8392 they still get cracked, btw.
My wife and I watched the Outlaws trailer yesterday. As it ended she looked at me and said "How could it try so hard to look epic but end up looking so boring?" She took the words right out of my mouth.
never trust a trailer without gameplay footage.
well that is Disney Star Wars in a nutshell ...and it because everything is designed by committee.
I mean look at all the new Alien designs Disney SW has, they are all Awful (bland, boring, generic ..all of them)
@@bloodred255 Feels like the game industry has become a landing pad for people who always wanted to make movies but couldn't make it in Hollywood.
Thought you were setting up the "my wife's son" meme for a second kek.
It looks fun to me. It is basically Tomb Raider set within the Star Wars universe with great graphics. The problem is Ubisoft is a POS company and hide DLC and early access behind $110 paywalls.
Wait how tf is she the most dangerous Bounty hunter in the outer rim when Boba Fett , Fennec and Cad Bane are clearly still around in the timeline if Solo is still in Carbonite
Exactly they don’t know the lore !!
How is she the most dangerous bounty hunter when she does look dangerous
Don't ask questions. Just consume product and get excited about next product
“Doing what we need to survive…” *Because God forbid we have an play a morally dubious or even vile character IN A GAME CALLED OUTLAWS.*
Disney's squeaky clean rule is hurting Star Wars bad. Remember a few years back when someone at EA or something like that let it slip they wanted to do more Imperial content but Disney refused because letting players play the bad guy is too problematic?
That's literally not what star wars is though as george lucas made it very black and white. You definitely missed that part hahaha
@@HK-jv4wc Han shot first.
Disney wants you to think that criminals are actually the good guys
@@HK-jv4wc Great i guess swtor and force unleashed accord to georgie shouldnt exist
Since an Ubisoft executive said that gamers need to get used to gamers not owning their games I’ve decided Ubisoft needs to get used to me not paying for their games
True
I haven't paid for or even played am ubisoft game after I realized they've been copy pasting games since ghost recon
I haven't touched en ubisoft game since AC brotherhood
So true
The fact they try to buy you on the ubishit+ it’s literally the best example for that
yeah, pirate them, even if i have to wait.
Play other things until they drop denuvo for "X" game.
Is it just me or does the percussion in every single trailer nowadays sound almost exactly the same. It drives me nuts hearing the same bangs and booms every trailer.
welcome to the blockbuster moviefication of video game trailers man, this is what happens when disney decides to make games
Yeah its why I hate movie trailers nowadays. Literally the same exact cookie cutter trailer for every movie
@@skurptheyurp I miss the times when the Courtjester disney knew that they only had to entertain the King, which is the audience.
Times where the Jester did not mistake their foolscap for the crown and started to try and social engineer the King into obedience.
Worse is when the trailers are 2 minutes of plot points so you don’t even need to play/watch because you already know the whole plot
Music producer here. We use basically the same 4 percussion libraries for cinema stuff because they are both massive in size think 200gb + and also extremely expensive.
They really are trying their absolute hardest to kill Star Wars. Every Star Wars game that looks interesting gets canceled and all the ones that look like dogshit are the ones that get released.
Fallen order and survivor are preety good with no drama.
eclipse doesn't showcase anything tho... like it's an epic trailer sure but then what ? what would be the gameplay ? what would be do in it, who are we playing as ? can we create our character and chose our race/path ? The trailer doesnt show anything substential yet you say it look interesting... to me it's just an epic mini "movie"
don't get me wrong, outlaw doesn't seem that exciting as of now, sure the open world seem's interesting as i'd love to explore many classic planet and all that but other than that i'm not too excited about it but AT LEAST in that trailer you know what to expect
The rights to Lucasfilm could make them a lot of money if they used them right, issue is they aren't trying to make money.
There are companies that would love to make games with Lucasfilm rights and pay royalties.
Well Coyote vs Acme and Batman beyond got cancelled while Velma got season 2. Superman game got rejected instead we get suicide squad. We live in the wrong timeline
Outlaws looks, feels and sounds like a mix between a theme park ride, and a bad isekai - the main character seems more like an "invincible" modern-day girl, acting the way a tourist would at Disney World, thinking that there'll be zero ramifications for her words and actions because everyone she is interacting with is stuck following their script.
Why does a isekai
@@whitefang-zm9zt Isekai because the MC talks and acts like someone from our world that has been thrown into the Star Wars universe and is getting to interact with all these popular people. In a similar way to someone interacting with totally in-character theme park ride actors - they react how the characters in that world would, and the MC stands out like a sore thumb.
Why are developers sooooooo desperate to release the same game with the same lead character. Not even the "Strong female character" just the redundant "I'm cavalier, I'm cool, I have a cool pet, and I say cool things during tense moments because it's 'funny' and it makes me look cool. My dialogue was written by someone that doesn't go outside or talk to people." Seriously old.
it's the modern equivalent of "blinking 12:00 on the VCR" jokes
Seems like they are trying to pull a Fallen Order but with clear differences mixed in. Swap the Male for a Female, not a Jedi & no lightsaber, blaster instead, replace Bd-1 with a different cute sort of sidekick / pet. Even her appearance is somewhat Cal Kestis, but not quite.
That’s Disney characters for ya
It worked better back when writers had interesting lives and some personal experiences and relationships to draw from. Modern writers mostly just draw from things they’ve seen in other moves and shows, because watching media IS their life experience.
@@AbsentMinded619 I unfortunately dated someone that was like these writers. It's super frustrating how disconnected and socially awkward they can be. I'm socially awkward AF and I do sales. These people seem to embrace their awkwardness and attempt to make it 'cute' and write their versions of how their characters would act in situations with that 'cute-coolness.'
To be honest, there were several Star Wars Games that did not have light sabers, before Disney bought them. "Shadows of the Empire" "Episode 1 Racer" "Rouge Squadron"
Literally some of my favorite.
Star wars dark forces too
ive had enough of the light saber to last a life time.
Star Wars: Bounty Hunter. Awesome gamr
Republic commandos as well.
It's Ubisoft, what the fuck do you expect
When she says “I’m in” she literally looks like a puppet from Team America. 1:06
THAT'S IT!!! I was like why TF do all the human characters looks weird I couldn't put my finger on it... the aliens looks sharp and have clean lines but all the human characters looks just "wrong" somehow.
WOW you weren’t kidding 😂…just confirms the budget went to executive pockets and not the game itself
@@RoeShamBoe uncanny valley.
"AMERICAAAA! FUCK YEAH!"
Spot on!
The Outlaws trailer had that awful Hollywood “Explain the entire plot” voice over. Seriously, it’s bizarre how much AAA Western games are becoming just like Hollywood
That's because the industry has been infested with the same Hollywood corporations and executives.
Literally the same ones, and they don't understand gamers or gaming.
I thought I was the only one noticing this.
Its so unfortunate that many in the industry who wanted games to become as big as Hollywood and as impactful as cinema decided the best route for achieving this is to drop the uniqueness that games can provide and lean all in on being as Hollywood as possible.
The marvel snarky quips return
I do agree but Ubisoft takes it way too far with their games. It’s as if they hired hollywood directors to make their games, if this was a movie it would probably be 9/10 with that trailer. But no, it isn’t.
The musical composer was like I need a loud drum sound and the screen to fade to black for one second, I’ve got a fever and the only subscription is a loud drum thud
Inception trailer and it's consequences....
Gets even funnier you realize they didn’t put lightsabers in there because the ol assassin’s creed engine would need new assets for that. So THAT price and they couldn’t even bother to do that. Just another AC re-skin
Literally not even made by any of the studios making AC.
Completely different engine.
So, what are you on about? You're just speaking bs.
You mean the Division engine?
An entire galaxy with an unlimited timeline and we keep getting the same fucking stories. All I saw was gender swapped Han Solo all the way down to having the "loyal nonhuman companion."
Gender swapped Han Solo could work but she needs to be hot and you need competent non-woke writers, something that doesn't exist in AAA studios these days.
@@MWBalls InсеI, i can see why you're so mad. It's obvious that no woman have ever loved you, not even your own mother, and they never will. How sad is that?
@@MWBalls The people who care the most about feminine beauty in video games get the least amount of female interaction in the real world. We are celebrating feminine beauty more than ever because we are no longer sticking to a very specifc type of beautiful women and are appreciating women who are more diverse whether that means having more meat on their bones, being older or having stronger jaws and shorter hair it's still great.
@@porter9494😂
@@porter9494Beauty is subjective.
Have you noticed that these types of characters have the line, "for as long as I can remember, it's always been just and me"?
Ahh, the sweet memories of an intoxicated independent woman and her cat....
Oh my God, a Star Wars story where a protagonist and their droid/small animal sidekick band together with their rag tag ensemble of characters with various conflicting motivations to fight against the big bad guy. I can't wait to see how this turns out! Can't wait to purchase the pre-pre order deluxe edition that gives me a 3% off coupon for one of the Funko Pops in their lineup*! (*with purchase of 7 other Funko Pops)
The only entertainment now with AAA games is the schadenfreude seeing how far the behemoths of our childhood can sink.
They have a pretty short term memory...
Yeah, not to mention the whole self-insertion of a hedge-fund child that starts ruining other people's lives in the name of "freedom and equality".
She's so independent she didn't even need someone to take care of her when she was an infant.
I'm a 30 something male that has played video games his whole life. This game is clearly not made for me.
And that’s perfectly ok! There will always be games that are meant for you.
@SchewpidCheeseThief in principle I agree, I think the question is then who is this for if not the main demographic for star wars gaming content.. ?
@@xoGetCarteRox maybe an attempt to get a younger demographic, the largest demographic of gamers is men in their mid 30’s, but that won’t always be the case. which is why recently games come out seeming like “hello my fellow kids” which is why in the end it appeals to no one.
@SchewpidCheeseThief makes sense but due to the financial failures over recent years that doesn't seem to be working for them, so unsure if that's their intent but if so good on them good luck.
i understand,but how can you be that sure about something you never tried? dont you like action games,ore is it because alot of people wants you to hate the game?
The Eclipse game looks beautiful, but I had no clue what I should expect to be doing in the game once it was over.
My thoughts exactly
The scenes were cool but it didn't really tell me what you were gonna do in the game,
Like what side are ya on etc
why does every star wars game feel like they need to have a small lovable side kick with the main character when you can just have an interesting main character
Cause it worked with cal and bd1 only difference is Cal was actually interested.
to sell toys
it's Disney princess formula.
@@senatorarmstrong4662 Cal is a boring yt mail.
@@username.exenotfound2943 Exactly, it's for the kid friendly image. Companies like Lego will make a lego set just on that side character too
"This job is a death wish" "I'm in"
Sorry but that just doesn't work. Lame Af
The VA and lines from this trailer sounded terrible and lame...I really enjoyed Fallen Order and Survivor, but this one looks horrible
Bruh Nickelodeon has better writing.
Yes I was screaming just use AI for these lines.
It reminds me of the line "I rebel" in the first Rogue One trailer. People who write this shit think it sounds cool because they don't know how dumb it is.
the correct answer is 'how much you paying'
Ubisoft is a video game foundry. They create a mold of a game and pour different alloys into the same mold. Some are shiny some are grey and dull… but they’re all the same.
I don’t think it’s the issue with Star Wars and it’s world building/depth of the franchise. If you read into the comics and legends that aren’t live action, there is so much more depth. You can definitely have a good Star Wars story without lightsabers. The problem is Disney and how they decided to handle Star Wars, not the Star Wars universe.
The biggest red flags for games are day one dlc’s, content that’s locked behind a paywall, and over pricing with no gameplay shown
second biggest is the new design for the character. She looked okay, average in the prior showcases. Now she looks like she's born of the happisburg dynasty.
Most people have a couple of what one could call flaws in their apperance. They took all possible flaws they could and shovbed them into this design.
Yeah I find it weird that the only game play so far for this game to my knowledge was the game showcase a couple years ago. Seems weird that we are only a few months out from release and this was a cinematic trailer and not a game play one. Gives unfinished vibes to me.
Thank you for regurgitating the same 3 points literally everyone else has pointed out for the past 8 years.
you pay 40$ for the Cyberpunk or Elden Ring dlc. Same formula
@@taddad2641 Dude I googled happisburg dynasty and nothing came up. WTF are you talking about?
An Star Wars game without using a Jedi/Sith can absolutely work, the problem is that these people doesn't have any creativity whatsoever and they cancelled anything that was supposed to be good like the Star Wars game on development by Visceral Games, Project Ragtag with the direction of Amy Hennig, Republic Commando 2, Battlefront 3 (the original), The Force Unleashed 3, and the dark gritty game that was supposed to be the darkest Star Wars presentation till this date, Star Wars 1313.
I fucking hate Disney.
I liked the Game where you played as Jango Fett.
Okay, hear me out: Guitar Hero Mos Eisley.
Exactly
pen and paper D6 star wars was so good especially the world building without jedi/sith like the corporate sector... Etc
1313 getting canceled was heart breaking.
Is the dialog and story written by AI? It all seems so generic.
I love how all the dialogue in the trailer is people just explaining basic Star Wars facts like "the Empire controls the universe" and "so it's a good time to be a criminal". There's no energy to it whatsoever.
Ai would do a better job now...
"the outer-rim is a dangerous place"
mam, you're running into gun fights & enemy bases heavily undergeared. you're even hijacking ships inside enemy bases.
I don't get it. Han Solo and Lando Calrissian and Boba Fett and Cad Bane and Bosk and Hando and IG-88 and Dengar and Aurra Sing and Gredo are literally all right there waiting to be used for a smuggler/scum oriented starwars game but are all shelved in favor of... this?
None of those are women also cad bad sucks.
Bingo. None were women. So they just do some lazy gender swap. Going woke sucks
@@AmoogusI guess Aurra Sing isn’t a woman??
do you really want them to ruin them too? best they shelve the good characters. just think how pathetic the will make them
@@Ezbruh_ you made that name up.
This game makes me think of Forspoken and that's probably a bad sign.
Your spider senses are on point.
The trashtalk was definitely cringe on the Forspoken level.
Also another _"sexless girlboss" that needs no man._ 🥱
@@LawfulBasedit was for sure the dialogue, maybe also a bit of "single young woman with cat" in space to it
Was gonna say the same thing. It’s the dialog and the voice acting.
@@id2k.and don’t forget saving the cat and just leaving the money that she could’ve easily taken with her.
Honestly gamers should cancel Ubisoft at this point
they replaced Han solo with a woman. Removed all the jdi and just created a side quest. Thats all this
That dialog hurts my soul. It sucks because like they’ve got the building blocks bad ass criminals bad ass bounty hunters but because Disney wants it sanitized we got this crap. Why bother just make another boring Jedi game
I like the Jedi games. I am also hopeful for this game.
@@sunnex474 fool of a tuck ! Wait, wrong universe- but still ^^
I don't think it's Disney to blame this time, Ubisoft has been putting out F tier garbage for years now
God forbid you make a ring of criminals dark and gritty
@@sunnex474 enjoy the slop
"Maybe I'm not the target audience" The problem is that EVERYONE is the target audience. That's why these stories are so bad.
“How dare they acknowledge that there are people different than me”
Shouldn’t that be the point? For games to accessible to everyone and anyone? Why would games be exclusively pandered to a “target audience?” That just reinforces negative stereotypes in the industry.
@@bobaoriley1912congrats on completely missing the point. God forbid you bother to think critically for once.
@@davidlauderdale7147If you try to please everyone you'll end up pleasing no one. This truth has been known for centuries
@@davidlauderdale7147 "A game that isn't made for everyone shouldn't exist"
I can't take the trailer seriously when not only is it literally just a movie trailer, but it has that same vine boom ass thud for literally every insignificant action. On top of that, I have no clue what the hell this game is about.
The one dude literally spits and BOOM
@@IronClique that's exactly what I was going to comment lol, like why tf did that need a BOOM. the dude just spit. Every insignificant thing had the cringey and overplayed BOOM
It's about being a strong independent boss chick that can do everything better than the boys. Like everything else Disney Star Wars has done.
Not watched the gameplay trailer??
Ann Solo....apparently🙄
You know, I actually agree with Ubisoft when they say I should get used to not owning games
I sure as hell wont own their games anymore cuz I ain't buying them, neither am I going to subscribe to anything of theirs.
The Kotor games were both beautiful and broken, and will forever live in the rose coloured part of my memory.
You got to do all that stuff. If you want, join the sith, make your companions kill each other, and establish a New Galactic Order...or the opposite.
They were broken, but goddamn they were fun
Honestly another thing about Star Wars world building is that Disney just said nope to the expanded universe and made it all non-canon, but allow some other weird shit instead
If guys like you just keep saying it, and sayin it; maybe it'll be true and actually matter..
Yeah OG star wars was cooler. I remember randomly picking up an encyclopedia for it as a kid at a library and they had some biotechnology race that became one with machines but it wasn't the force. I think at one point they even evaded. The Darth Bane era was insane, one if the sith dudes literally sacrifice a planet for immortality. Like omg the stuff to make a great game and movie is already in the universe Disney literally just needs to open up the vault
They straight up copy the EU in some aspects as well...
so stupid. Thrawn trilogy was sooo good
@@Jon-ko1qg Thrawn may have been great, but don't pretend there wasn't a whole boatload of bullshit that would put anything you think Disney has done wrong to shame. There's a reason they kept Thrawn in the canon. There's a reason they ditched a bunch of other shit you never read.
"A game for children and lesbians" 😂😂😂😂
True chatter.
Common chatter W
Least unhinged asmongold viewer
I did not see any Lesbians in this trailer.
You see the protagonist? Looks like "she" enjoys "shes" 😂
@@Lasgoo That's a man, baby! -Austin Powers
There's a whole shit ton of people that like space games man. People that want to be immersed in a big open sci-fi world where you can fly a ship around and just be a person in that world, trading, bounty hunting, pirating and shit. I don't think this game is actually going to deliver on it but I think it's aimed at those types of people.
I am interested in a bounty hunting Star Wars game but I would’ve liked something more along the lines of the Mandalorian or being able to create your own bounty hunter, because this just seems to have a generic look to it
As an indie game developer I'm glad AAA games are setting the bar this low
The lower they fall - the more attention you indie guys get.
it's your time to shine
The number of indie games that come out of the rip-offs, most recently The Day Before. So, I'd go small if I were you.
Yes more mid qual $40 flash games that used to be free please. No one needs you we just need bigger gaming companies to roll out new IPs. Coming soon.
The problem is still that indies still need pretty big teams. The best (theoretically) possible and simoultaneously most underdeveloped games are by the smallest studios...
Kenshi was made by 1 guy over 14 years. It's one of the most unique feeling games I've seen. Undertale... 1 guy. Hollow Knight... 2 guys.
These games are so great as is but most don't see the light of day anyways and even if they do...
With funding they could've become something far more great.
What we need is a big platform that people subscribe to via small monthly fee and solo/small team indies can sign up to push game ideas, perhaps demos or proof of concepts, game jam games, etc. where paying customers vote on the best games and once a threshold of "likes" is hit depending on the amount of funding needed and then this game will get made, the voter may take part in feedback loops, early access and get a copy for the game when it's released.
There should be tiered subscription levels starting from something small like 5$ a month where you get like 10 games to vote on (numbers need to be calculated and researched) and if a game doesn't get finished in time you get your vote back, things like that...
Am I talking out of my ADHD mind here or doesn't that sound like something we actually need?
The difference between Outlaws and Eclipse is that Outlaws looks like a trailer for the next Marvel movie while eclipse looks like you're about to be thrown into an epic intergalactic war.
To me the second looked like a mix of a Dune and Mad Max trailer. I guess the bad thing is, that games nowadays want to be movies so bad, they don't make good games anymore.
You're not crazy, my favorite parts of Star Wars are the Jedi and Sith conflicts, but also when it can get really philosophocal (a prime example: Kreia from Knights of the Old Republic 2. If you're not familiar, I suggest you look it up)
But there are people who want more stories like Rogue One and Andor, where there are no Jedi and Sith and it's just a gritty, down to earth story about people trying to survive and affect change.
The only problem is this game is gonna do the same thing Battlefront II 2018 did and force you to follow a terrible story and embody a character you hate and give you the option of always being a good person who joins the rebels or being a bad person who turns good and joins the rebels. Remember games like KotoR and SWtoR etc with choice and roleplay and 2005 animations before we got battlefront with only PvP and jedi survivor with 2005 animations... terrible time to be a Star Wars fan, even worse to wish for any standards in a SW game.
The Jedi Knight series was so awesome... you could choose to have Jedi or Sith powers.
There's a reason why SWTOR was awesome, you could be a sith lord with their own story. Why are games companies so scared to revisit that.
Its because of the lgbtqrgb+-x, the kawasaki 800 clutch, the shethemsunmoongalaxystarblackhole universe agenda ❤
Because being able to be good or evil isn't as interesting as you think in your head, I played that dark urge thing in baldurs gate and press button to be evil is really boring, any complaint about story in a star wars video game is misplaced, gameplay or nothing
Because that's what we want.
I think the mandalorian would still have been awesome without luke or the dark saber
I don't 100% agree with his take on Star Wars though.
@@hefttefla4372 the fu-, I played dark urge and it was fucking amazing, what are u on?
An overpriced SBI involved Ubisoft game? Even as a huge Star Wars fan I'm %1000000 not playing this garbage.
Wont be long before it's on sale for like 5 bucks. Still wont buy it 😂
SBI?
InсеI, i can see why you're so mad. It's obvious that no woman have ever loved you, not even your own mother, and they never will. How sad is that?
@@dragerdet sweetbabyinc
@@porter9494 sweet bait baby
It got points for not shoehorning in lightsabers and the force when those are supposed to be rare at the best of times; unfortunately that might be the only points it gets.
Anyone know the WoW soundtrack at 15:00?
The pricing of this crap just adds an insult to the injury - $99.95, $159.95 and $189.95 in Australia.
For 190 bucks you could get a pack of winnie blues, a slab of beer and a decent rub and tug. Absolute jokers.
Yikes.. 99 is a slap in the face. I'm not even gonna comment on the others 💩
I hope 10 people buy it and they never get to make another game in their lives.
Why does your government hate its gamers.
not going to buy it even at AUD 15 😅
Still playing NMS, Divinity 2, Diablo 2 and Cyberpunk 2077 to name a few.
Finally something he won't play, thank you editor.
he's 1100% not playing this
fans of star wars also won't play it
@@gleipnirrr we have more of a chance to see asmon play a fucking quantic dream game (eclipse) to completion than him to play outlaws for any time longer than forspoken
no changing life this time i guess
I guess it won't change his life.
Disney will never let us have any dark side leaning game, they think everyone loves the rebels and that there's no alternative reality that exists in which anyone might find this stuff boring as fuck.
I want knights of the old Republican where i could choose to be a bounty hunter or a jedi
So ... they killed Han Solo and then came out with a game that's just female Han Solo as a reboot.
Are you really surprised? They killed Luke to do the same in universe.
it's not even that. Okay sure, make a female han solo, but even if they made it male, it wouldn't matter. this character is just so bland it's more like lame solo
Not to mention’s Disney doing that with all the avengers too 😂 it’s all Disney, just a bunch of woke nonsense and its only getting worse. I’m surprised she’s not wearing a LGBTQ+ cape
yup, i would be fine if this was someone who was affected by a war during one of the movies where han solo and luke were fighting and became inspired by han solo or something but this is just weird man.. they really are spitting on us and curb stomping our teeths in!
@@WrathofFenrir99 lol I don't even care dude. the game will flop. it could be han solo himself as the main character. the writing itself is fucking so horrendous
This could be super cool if you played as a rogue Mandalorian and you collected armor and weapon upgrades, etc. You know what I'm sayin'?
Eclipse was supposed to be a card game btw. Also he said there was no gameplay in outlaws. Most of that latest trailer is gameplay
So they made Han Solo game without Han solo, real smart.
He's literally in it
@@foxernator Ok so let me be clear. I meant the main character is so similar to Han Solo conceptually by looking at the trailer that it's just dumb they didn't make Han Solo the protagonist.
@@foxernatorThe force is female. Get over it.
Hanna Alone.. I think that's her name.
What do you mean, that is actually Han Solo when he was a teen
When there is a monthly subscription available on a single player game, you know already it's a scam.
What's the difference between this being releasing on Ubisoft+ and Microsoft releasing a first party game on game pass? Genuinely asking. Do you consider first party games on game pass a scam as well?
Tbf the subscription is for Ubisoft's rental service (kind of like Xbox Gamepass but for shovelware).
The true scam is locking a single mission behind a 40$ paywall only to make the subscription more "appealing".
It’s a steal pay 15 beat it cancel don’t delete wait for crack
@@TheMisterHotdog there is none. People are lazy so they don't go out to buy games anymore, and here we are
@@TheMisterHotdog What part of subscription scheme don't you understand? Once you stop paying the fee, no more play. On a single player game? WTF.
Easy Star Wars game idea: You're a semi famous soldier in the Empires army in the opening sequence and it serves to establish the gritty reality of the Empires military and as a basic tutorial towards the end of the sequence you die a brutal death to an explosion or whatever and then you swap to the "fresh recruit" side character that has followed you through the opening sequence, after you swap to the side/main character you finish the objective and all the heroic deeds of the battle are attributed to you as you are one of the few survivors of your platoon within the battle, due to your "achievement's" you are recommended to a stormtrooper academy this sequence would be relatively short and would serve as world building/a more in-depth tutorial along with possibly character establishment for any side characters such as an officer or a fellow nameless and faceless stormtrooper who the MC befriends, after this you begin to serve the empire as a storm trooper being send to support military garrisons on some outer rim planets committing atrocities to keep the populas in-check, as you advance through the story the resistance grows and you face greater threats untill it erupts into an all out war just like the opening sequence and idk you end up fighting on rebel spaceships until you either crush the rebellion brutally or you die a hero of the empire but you also die in vain. (just posting this to show how easy it is to come up with a fresh idea for a star wars game).
"This is Star Wars if Disney didn't buy it."
George Lucas first concern in his Star Wars movies was always pleasing children. He's straight up said as much. If you think Star Wars would have super dark mature themes if Disney hadn't bought it, you haven't been paying attention.
Star wars outlaws trailer = An goofy cliche plotline thats an supposed to be a funny heist movie where they have to do one more job to earn their freedom.
Star wars Eclipse trailer = An epic sci fi world filled with mystery and darkness that will draw you in take you on an adventure and have you fight to survive.
ok. But what is the gameplay like? I know about Outlaw, and it seems fine, yeah, safe, but fine, I can expect to be able to explore diffrent planets and fight imperials and different gangs.
What the hell is Eclipse plays like? Another Detroit Become Human qte machine? Who wants that? Better just make a movie out of it.
The views and things we get as well as the music are waaaaaay better for the eclipse trailer. If they made a movie OR a game. I think either would have been good. If they follow through. Outlaws looks like forgettable garbage that will end up as a free game after half a year from release on subscriptions like PSN. 😂
@@justusnixx I rewatched it ignoring the dialog and forgetting that its in a star wars universe I said to myself it might be a fun game. But based of the dialog I cant envision that the games going to have much depth for the quests to be "Life Changing".
The trailer might just be a bad representation on what its going to play like
Star Wars Eclipse is Quantic Dream. Totally different game and approach. Also its not cancelled.
Star Wars Outlaws is from the developers of Divison Massive Entertainment and they were not great at story telling or having interesting characters. But the worlds they build were insane actually. And I think you can see that in Star Wars Outlaws as well. Now we have to wait and see how it turns out gameplay wise.
Getting Forspoken vibes, ain't gonna lie. More sassy girlboss action. We don't have enough of that in games anymore...
Yup the girl-boss character is certainly rare especially in this day and age.especially in movies and tv shows.😒
InсеI, i can see why you're so mad. It's obvious that no woman have ever loved you, not even your own mother, and they never will. How sad is that?
@@senatorarmstrong4662 InсеI, i can see why you're so mad. It's obvious that no woman have ever loved you, not even your own mother, and they never will. How sad is that?
@@porter9494 oh wow what a reply did ya steal that from IGN’s Stellar Blade article.🤣
Also can’t really be an incel cause I’m married to my wife and i have great respect for my mom and she loves me just as any mom loves their kid.. So id appreciate it if you’d stop confusing your own life with me Lmao.
@@senatorarmstrong4662 wtf 😂😂😂
Star Wars has a great story (recently rewatched 4,5,6). But the story is over.
You vould tell a new epic, but these people are uncreative, so they just make boring side stories, that canonically cannot have an impact on the story. How boring.
If it comes at launch, it's cut content paywall as Asmon says, a DLC is supposed to be to complement the base complete game, that's why normally takes months or years for a DLC after a game, because it's new content not intended at the start or not ready THE FIRST DAY, not whatever is doing Ubisoft
lazy devs cant even be bothered to make character designers anymore
They pay them more to make a weird Ambiguous face 😂
and I am pretty sure sweet baby inc gave them great reason to be lazy
@@guymanitoba3347 InсеI, i can see why you're so mad. It's obvious that no woman have ever loved you, not even your own mother, and they never will. How sad is that?
InсеI, i can see why you're so mad. It's obvious that no woman have ever loved you, not even your own mother, and they never will. How sad is that?
@@porter9494you seem like the sad one to take time out of your life to try to trash talks someone else’s.
You can make good star wars without lightsabers but that requires competent writers and game designers, something that is severely lacking in the industry right now.
Andor is good af.
@@jomar0623 Agreed, hopefully season 2 is as well.
Tiefighter was the best Star wars game and all you do is fly starfighters for the empire and the graphics were just very basic flat shaded polygons, but had an amazing story that put you in the middle of it.
@@jomar0623 Agree. Andor has 0 lightsabers or any jedi/sith/force interaction and it's still more Star Wars than any other piece of cinematography imo.
Andor / Bad Batch proved that the less force and lightsabers there are, the better....
The world building of Star Wars WAS great until they retconned all the extended universe books that were actually good and replaced it with an unlikable mary sue.
The fact that Eclipse is being developed by Quantic Dream [Detroit: Become Human, Heavy Rain] while most other Star Wars projects become laughing stocks is... bizarre. That's like as if DC Studios was producing garbage nobody wants and their most anticipated project was developed by Nickelodeon.
(btw I really like Quantic and Remedy [Quantum Break, Control] works, but they are not conventional games, just like Batman by Telltale is not what you'd normally expect from a Batman game)
It's like developing a dress... A fashion company spends millions in research getting the best fabric, best design, most comfortable, perfect height, waterproof, best cleavage... but then they add a camo print and market it towards men and wonder why nobody bought it.
I couldn't have put it better myself! lol
That laziness. Thanks Ubisucks, like that AAAA game
Lmao... it's actually AAAAAA. The pinnacle of gaming achievement.
@@ricardohoang8452
100%
What an incredible analogy
I am a 40+ year Star Wars fan and Lucasfilm has made it very clear in recent years that none of it is for me anymore. Just makes me appreciate things like KOTOR even more, back when Star Wars was fun and for everybody.
I'm a 26 year fan and I feel your pain.
It was sure fun but not for everyone back then, and it's not for everyone now, you're just not the target audience. I feel your pain though. I have more enthusiasm replaying KOTOR and Jedi Outcast/Academy than trying any new game..
Kotor got me into Star Wars. To this day I believe there hasn't been any Star Wars setting that even comes close to the setting in those games including any movie. And I'll die on that hill lol.
Just replayed KOTOR again recently. It is still the best SW game I've ever played. The sequel is also awesome, but the pacing of KOTOR1 is chef's kiss.
Rip KOTOR remake :(
When I watch the eclipse trailer it has me wondering what's going and what is gonna happen and has me interested. Outlaws gives me Wolfenstein Youngblood vibes
1) I’d rather play as the Commando Droid.
2) fuck those prices in the ear with barb wire.
The protag has an uncanny valley face that just rubs you the wrong way as if something is horribly wrong with it but you cant put a finger on what exactly it is.
It's like when she's looking she turns her whole head
I'm really sittin here saying "she don't look that bad" BUT I also say that immediately thinking of MJ's face in Spiderman 2 and anything would look good compared to that.
I noticed her mouth doesn't move correctly when she talks
Her expressions are all off, thats what I bet the uncanny feeling is from
Someone else said she looks somewhat like Cal, then the lightbulb lit up. I think they took Cal's model from the other games and tweaked it here. She even has the double chin still.
Don't put your finger on it, you'll get Space Herpes😆😆😆😆
suddenly ai replacing writers and voice actors doesn't sound that bad anymore.
Until you realize they've made all the AI-engines woke as well.. Just look at Google Gemini etc.
@@ponli7532 Yeah but AI is very pragmatic. We can break them and then they will make the good stuff.
This is what I assumed pre-story board brainstorming looked like for this game.
“What if we made a Han Solo game, but instead of Han Solo, we made them a queer gender fluid thing….. and instead of Chewbacca, we made it a weird lizard dog for toy sales?”
Giving Jedi Survivor a 7 or 8 out of 10 is very generous.
"One Shot at Freedom" ? She is literally flying through the galaxy, she could disappear in one of the thousands of planets or asteroid fields etc. This is stupid.
Yuuuup
That's how you know the narrative director is woke.... basic logic escapes them.
@@Billy-bc8pk Where the fuck do you get woke from this game?
tell that to all the Jedi that were killed after order 66
Ahsoka tried to hide and run away but she was caught
Granted she is not a jedi, but if obi wan, yoda, those star wars rebels and a bunch of babies can hide from the Empire and the Sith, she could do it too.
Star Wars Eclipse isn't cancelled (at least not yet). It's a game developped by Quantic Dream, the studio that made Heavy Rain, Beyond Two Souls, and most recently Detroit Become Human. They're all narrative games, with a heavy focus on story over gameplay, something more akin to an interactive movie than an action game, so don't expect it to be too gameplay heavy.
That does mean however that the graphics should be pretty close to what we saw in the trailer, so that's pretty cool
The problem is, this game is being made by David Cage. He is one of the worst writers in the video game industry. I have no idea how he isn't out of the job yet. While Detroit is not that tragic, Heavy Rain, Beyond, and especially Fahrenheit are writing disasters. I have zero faith in Eclipse.
Oh, so it's just a shitty interactive movie, got it.
28 INGOGNITO TABS!
im going to get to choose dialogue options for people?!? omg omg omg so hype! why bother being excited for any other star wars game after we get a narrative driven choose your own adventure?!
personally, ill skip the game and read the script. the graphic fidelity of my mind is more than a 4090, almost a 4090ti so it'll look better that way.
Welp, there goes all my interest in that game… Why can’t we have scify games with amazing visuals AND good compelling stories AND actual gameplay… Specially ones that have the more dark and serious aesthetic that Asmon praises so much
Sadly you won’t see a dark/morally gray Star Wars game as long as Disney holds the reins.
It’s disgusting that Jabba the Hut is all over the trailer but locked behind a paywall. Ubisoft can go pound sand.
Remember that one Boba Fett game called 1313 that we were supposed to get which was situated in the real Star Wars canon? I wish we got that game instead.
I really wish we got Star Wars 1313 instead of Outlaws.
I’d gladly trade this in for that.
Asmon wouldn't like it, Boba doesn't use a lightsaber
Original Star Wars cannon? There is no way in hell that Disney would allow Boba to fly his original ship.
@@WanderingSoul7000 People still pissing their pants about the show referencing the ship's model? It's still called Slave I
The entire "Freedom" premise of the game is completely nonsensical. She has a spaceship and an entire galaxy to find her freedom but she has to do this one "last job" to be free?
What were the writers thinking?
The main writer styles herself as a 'maiden of filth', or something, on Twitter. There's your answer...
@AlexD-os8hw tf Is that supposed to mean? refusing to shower?
That is classic, just look how many movies are based on this concept of "one last job" for the main hero..
@@Stforv This makes sense for characters stuck in a situation with no obvious means of escape on contemporary Earth, but when you have a spaceship and an entire galaxy to escape to it makes no sense whatsoever.
@@AlexD-os8hw Yep and the other writer honestly believes women have HALF the rights of men in America
Tickbox outposts , collect items, travel long distances and follow NPCs….the average Ubisoft game
Let's take Han solo's backstory, make the main character a girl boss and then put into the most generic videogame we can make.
Cry
@@dread1262no we laughing bud
@@HailAzathoth most people here are using multiple paragraphs to mald about it lol
@@randomstormtrooper3345 That's because they actually care about the games and franchises they used to enjoy
@@ghostpunch3885 Do they? SW always sucked, it's nothing new, and most people here are basing their arguments on misinformation and heavily biased herd mentality, smells like twitter
“My names Darth Benis and I’m going to….ignore your pronouns🤺” :Star wars Outlaws probably
😱😱
See that could actually be a good line though. He could then say "I'm only joking, I'm going to...(insert something actually horrible here)." And then he actually does it.
@@giantent763what is this? Disney Marvel?
give it a male main character andremove whatever "woke" stuff ppl like to call "woke" and its still boring. nothing changes whatsoever.
@@rightsideup6304 Disney owns Star Wars so it's accurate even
2:16 that ISD II was lacking its shield bulbs there
What timeline is outlaw set in? Because Jabba was killed in Ep 6. and this looks like they just wanted a female Han Solo, thank goodness I'm not buying it would be a waste of my money.
It’s set after the end of episode 5 Boba taking Han to Jabba palace and the start of return of the jedi.
"The world building isn't very good." It used to be incredible before Disney took over and announced that the entire extended universe is no longer canon.
It was never canon. Disney just made it official and then created an EU that actually is canon.
i'll wait until there are hot mods for the mc
& then i still wont play it
@@rakoonshampoo2608spoken like a true Protestant
In my mind Disney is not canon
In my book. star wars OG expanded up universe is canon.
$130 is a real big fucking turnoff. Seriously, $130 in this economy?
Thats exactly why it is happening in this economy, Company's like the American Gaming Association among others around the globe are advocating for higher prices to fund government bullshit as away to make money back to pay for counties debt.., as of next year $90-$120 Supposed to be the lowest price for a video game. and $160 by 2026. You know damn well the greedy as companies like Sony, EA, Ubisoft will 100% push for these numbers too without a doubt
You mean $17.99 where you can beat the game and cancel the sub? Thats how I think most people are going to do it.
It's 100% to push people into Ubisoft+ subscriptions
@@JDS_im yeah but the amount of people that are gonna pay 1 month and cancel is gonna be crazy.
@@williamobrien8737 yeah because they're praying on the people that sub and forget to cancel.
Im sorry, but we dont need a fucking companion yet alone a cute one in every star wars game
I wont play another Star Wars game till 2 things happen;
1. Disney is no longer in control.
2. We get a KOTR like star wars game.
Why the fuck would they cancel Eclipse with HALF A MILLION likes to 10k dislikes??? BRUH I swear star wars just doesn't understand what anyone wants and just keeps shooting themselves in the foot for no reason. Actually blows my mind how incompetent they are.
They didn’t cancel the game.
It’s in development hell, but it’s not cancelled.
@@jaxsonburch-eo1vz Yet*
Its extremely likely that Star wars eclipse barely exists. They had a rough idea, made a cinematic trailer, and now they are maybe actually making a game.
@@Lattrodon Even when they announced it, it was common knowledge that the game was years away. It hasn’t been that long since they announced it so we really shouldn’t be surprised that there hasn’t been news. It’s not coming anytime soon.
You can spend $130 and get it three days early that’s fucking crazy
More like you get it on time, but people who pay less and buy the standard edition have their game delayed by 3 days.
I better get it a month early lol
They wouldn't keep doing it if it didn't work. People are dumb and they will pay
And I bet ANYTHING, that the game will be garbage to play until like the first 2-3 days, because of bugs.
@@Reds-Retrosno
What makes it worse is that the ceo of Ubisoft doesn’t believe that you should be allowed to own the games you buy and I guarantee you that anyone who buys the game and enjoys it will eventually have the game just yoinked from them because it isn’t making the company any money anymore.
Whoever is running the Star Wars games department is absolutely trolling
I’ve gotten ads for this game the past few weeks & it’s crazy how bad the voice acting is, they’re talking about crossing the wrong people but it sounds like 2 children roleplaying Star Wars in the playground.
I got an ad for another Star Wars game just now where the protagonist says “the light side is the right side”… I just freakin
Why does the main character's design and rendering look noticeably worse than all the NPCs and aliens?
I think she looks cute, like these 80s chicks. Like her vibe actually
@@zhongliimpact6220 The actual actress is way more attractive.
@@guitarsaremyfriendzzz7077 k but she's not the character
@@zhongliimpact6220 Read the OP comment. Read mine.
It makes sense if you take two seconds to use your brain.
If they actually fully modeled the character off of the actual model, used as a reference for the character, it would have looked much better. Honestly, when you bring an actor in for this type of thing THEY are the character.
You can argue that point but saying my comment has no connection to OP means either you lack the IQ to follow basic conversation or you are a troll. Have a nice day!
@@guitarsaremyfriendzzz7077
Where does it say that she is the character? Nowhere.
They use actors as models for motion capture and stuff All the League of Legends characters are also based on models like that and they don't take their facial features.
You just have no idea how it works. You are as hysterical as the wokes.
Lets all remember that 1313, a Boba Fett focused game that explored the outlaw underbelly of the Star Wras universe, was cancelled for this pile of trash. Disney hates the fans so much that its insane how this franchise is even going at this point
Thats not even true lmao
1313 Looked so good. Ultimately, if they want to create a game about Star Wars' Underworld, then they need to not be afraid to make a game that's gritty and dark.
True
@@Volfur2251 how is it not true? it was being developed by lucasarts before the disney acquisition, then they canned it.
@@Volfur2251 Yes it is. 1313 was cancelled when Disney bought the license of Star Wars, and now this is their garbage answer to the fans who wanted that type of style game.
Disney needs to let some indie devs make a star wars games, because all these "AAA" studios are pumping out trash.
I wanted to be a Mandalorian bounty hunter, with jetpack and all the toys. And hunt down monsters and people.
So, a star wars game about a 40 year old wine aunt and her cat. I'm so excited, I can't wait
I'm 100% playing this
A gender neutral and pansexual wine aunt I might add, just to tick those obligatory boxes... Seeing how they're lacking the vision and balls to create a single great and fun SW experience in recent years, why not remaster all of the old titles and call it a day!?!
40year old cat lady? seriously? is she 40?
That's what you get when you basically hire bad fanfic writers who do self inserts just because they agree with everything you say
@@deyanstoilov9789Star wars classic collection says hello. Even that failed expectations 😂
they need to fire the people who write the story for all these games the last 5 years
they were hired on purpose which is crazy to think about - everything is going according to plan for ESG folks
But that would be bigoted and hurt the ESG rating so better promote them instead.
same for the shows and movies
@@id2k. nothings stopping you from making your own game
Star wars has never been good