KEJRIWAL Vs BJP : Vote lo note do Politics? how much GST on 2025? & Aranab Roast

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @FerozShaikh-d8h
    @FerozShaikh-d8h 17 дней назад +208

    Chusant :-बचा क्या मेरे पास...?
    Nirmala :-मार्जिन....
    उसमें भी 18%😂😂😂

    • @ychand1326
      @ychand1326 17 дней назад +1

      Margin .......😝😜😛😛 everythings r ......barbaad Bharat ...🤔🤔🤔🤔😎😎🤔

    • @25ayubsheikh
      @25ayubsheikh 17 дней назад +1

      Margin was clever rat who run into GST

  • @MicrobianN
    @MicrobianN 17 дней назад +103

    I expected " mere paas bacha kya" in the end, "touch kiya" was a bouncer😂

  • @shurukha
    @shurukha 17 дней назад +43

    MARGIN....yeh toa gold hai😂😂😂

  • @haniefbhat6695
    @haniefbhat6695 17 дней назад +263

    Arnab isn't toxic anymore , he is radioactive 😂

    • @Lucky_HRS
      @Lucky_HRS 17 дней назад +16

      Bawaseer ban gya hai media ke liye

    • @toykinsonpyngrope4733
      @toykinsonpyngrope4733 17 дней назад +1

      India me English bolne wale, English hi janta hai kya, maths, economics ka to side hi kar liya yaar. Kyun samajte nahi ho important is maths, science, economics,English is the medium. Isilye, calculate, compare examples from fact, phir English bolo.

    • @Lycan13AS
      @Lycan13AS 17 дней назад

      😂😂

    • @Namaskar_Doston
      @Namaskar_Doston 17 дней назад

      😂

    • @anujvishwakarma6699
      @anujvishwakarma6699 17 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂crazyy

  • @amarshona8754
    @amarshona8754 17 дней назад +7

    Thanks!

  • @KUNAL-xs2us
    @KUNAL-xs2us 17 дней назад +56

    You know it's serious when chushant started questioning govt😮😂

    • @Marendra_Nodi_IPC_420
      @Marendra_Nodi_IPC_420 17 дней назад +6

      Simple hai. Usko is mahine ka payment nahin mila in advance. Toh thoda gussa hain. 😊😊😊

    • @atulkashyap7
      @atulkashyap7 16 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Marendra_Nodi_IPC_420
      @Marendra_Nodi_IPC_420 16 дней назад

      Nirmala : MAAR
      Chusant : KYOUN???
      Nirmala : MAARgin
      ☺☺☺

  • @pathan-d7x
    @pathan-d7x 17 дней назад +36

    You are doing great job satya ❤

  • @AJAY-ei7xv
    @AJAY-ei7xv 17 дней назад +38

    Pure din ka sabse valuable video

  • @mate9175
    @mate9175 17 дней назад +20

    Aaj se tera naam "" MARGIN "" 😂😂

  • @RahulSingh-tk6mm
    @RahulSingh-tk6mm 17 дней назад +27

    Ek taraf freebies, Dusri taraf tax. Acha chutzpah

  • @prathmendrahidko3712
    @prathmendrahidko3712 17 дней назад +31

    Aur do RSS BJP MANUWADIYO ko vote 😂

  • @bikashSahoo018
    @bikashSahoo018 17 дней назад +24

    main touch kiya tak dekhta hun😅😅

  • @tc-jt7sw
    @tc-jt7sw 17 дней назад +22

    I hope last me 'margin' aayega

    • @suvadeepghosh4459
      @suvadeepghosh4459 17 дней назад

      I came here only to hear " moorgin "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊

    • @Baaj1
      @Baaj1 17 дней назад +1

      Vikaas aa chuka hai ab margin ayega😅

  • @johnnydoe3603
    @johnnydoe3603 17 дней назад +12

    Time to Sell Plasma to Pay GST
    on Popcorn. 🤣🤣🍿

  • @shahnewaz6545
    @shahnewaz6545 17 дней назад +7

    Golmal movie -- Vasooli Bhai
    Finance minister -- Vasooli Tai..

  • @Rockingshorts666
    @Rockingshorts666 17 дней назад +17

    Modi ji chup hai aab freebies pe😂😂unhone freebies ko govt scheme bana diya

    • @Homework78888
      @Homework78888 17 дней назад +5

      Ab rewadi nhi keh sakte masterstroke kaho 😂😂

  • @harshitthakre3642
    @harshitthakre3642 17 дней назад +22

    0:20 That "margin" got me 😂

  • @drpraveen8976
    @drpraveen8976 17 дней назад +21

    2025 , new tax on momos , fry momos and steam momos😂😂

    • @rezioj27
      @rezioj27 17 дней назад +7

      Don't give her ideas.

  • @v1deepakpatnaik187
    @v1deepakpatnaik187 17 дней назад +3

    Kafi beizzati ki hai or karte rahenge was Epic 😂😂

  • @mukeshmewati6129
    @mukeshmewati6129 17 дней назад +14

    Only Arvind Kejriwal in Delhi ❤❤❤
    Modi hatao Bharat bachao
    Jai Hind Jai Bharat 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @surajkumarsingh15thoctober01
    @surajkumarsingh15thoctober01 17 дней назад +2

    😂😂😂 6:57 ITNA BADA HE TOH THA.....KYA....MARGIN

  • @sanjoychetry8024
    @sanjoychetry8024 17 дней назад +6

    Satya bhai
    चूसंत के पास तो बहुत कुछ बचेगा
    लेकिन मिडल क्लास लोगो के पास कुछ नहीं बचेगा 😂😂

  • @vipul193
    @vipul193 17 дней назад +14

    Margin 🫸 ............. 🫷🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brownwines
    @brownwines 17 дней назад +5

    Maine touch kiya 😂😂

  • @1deepakgupta1
    @1deepakgupta1 17 дней назад +3

    Chinkara bro ur MARGIN word clip is op😂

  • @blogger123
    @blogger123 17 дней назад +8

    Being satya bhai

  • @pujachatterjee1717
    @pujachatterjee1717 17 дней назад +5

    Rajdhani mein chuha is a real thing! I have faced it too in the year 2017. The situation is still the same!!!! 😢 kuch nhi badla. Only added margin!!

    • @sadeqaghazal2571
      @sadeqaghazal2571 17 дней назад

      Have faced this issue. There was a hole near the lower seat and a big rat came out. I was scared because my little baby was sleeping on the lower birth and if she was bitten, she would have got sick. Couldn't sleep a wink after that.

    • @pujachatterjee1717
      @pujachatterjee1717 17 дней назад

      @sadeqaghazal2571
      See. The majority of passengers has faced the same experience in one of the premium trains. I mean come on it is the Rajdhani express we are talking about. Railway please listen👂

  • @jubayermondal4203
    @jubayermondal4203 17 дней назад +27

    BJP- Nari shakti
    AAP - Mahila samman
    Congress - Mahila sahayata
    90% Tax hum londe bharte hai or Free ka chiz sirf Naari ko 🥴

    • @The_Truth_Army
      @The_Truth_Army 17 дней назад +1

      Hum ladke hai, humare saath aisa hi Hota Hai 🥲

    • @silencebestpolicy980
      @silencebestpolicy980 17 дней назад

      शादी कर ले तू । लोंडे से आदमी बन जा । एक नारी घर मे ले आ । फिर तेरे घर मे भी इन Schemes का फायदा आयेगा । और भाजपा की योजना का नाम तो देख, शक्ति मिलेगी तुझे ! भाजपा का अंध भक्त बन जा । अगर वो कहे कि नाले मे कूद जा तो कूद जा !

    • @sadeqaghazal2571
      @sadeqaghazal2571 17 дней назад +4

      Tax wo sabhi log bharte hain jo kuch bhi kharidte hain ya job krte hain. India mein bahut si women job krti hain khud ka ghar chalati hain. So don't post your fake data here.

    • @gouravverma4073
      @gouravverma4073 17 дней назад +1

      भाई तेरे घर की लेडीज को हेल्प मिलेगी तो indirectly तेरी जेब को ही तो राहत मिली 😂

    • @SushmitaDutta-c9j
      @SushmitaDutta-c9j 17 дней назад

      ​@@sadeqaghazal2571 income tax re bhai income tax
      Baki Log jo kharidte hai wo kharid tabhi paate hai kyuki ham income tax dete hai
      Us income tax se sarkar unlogo ko free ka bahut kuch deta hai
      Free ka milne ke bad hi wo saman lene layak hote hai jispe GST lagta hai.
      Samjhe kya?

  • @cyriljude3033
    @cyriljude3033 16 дней назад +1

    7:44 That Laugh, I have never seen before. Satya.... you rock.... had been with you since Cassette and leather Jacket....❤

  • @RajRockey-ik7iq
    @RajRockey-ik7iq 17 дней назад +5

    Best truthful word bagadbilla 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 like it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @milk1lr
    @milk1lr 15 дней назад +1

    Ending dialogue should be "तो फिर बचा क्या मेरे पास"

  • @PrakashChettri-b9c
    @PrakashChettri-b9c 17 дней назад +8

    Lovely word maaargiinnnee

  • @umshrana
    @umshrana 17 дней назад +1

    Honest person Sataya bhai

  • @shrddhanaik
    @shrddhanaik 17 дней назад +6

    7:44 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mmrahnath8762
    @mmrahnath8762 15 дней назад

    Sir. Kejriwal will tough this time. Dekh ke planning karna padega tub ageh baarne ki umit. All the Best. I love running ruling party. All the Best.

  • @pitajigamer9883
    @pitajigamer9883 17 дней назад +69

    काश उस रात, मोदी जी के पिताजी ने, निरोध का प्रयोग किया होता, काश ❤

    • @Raj-tera-yaar
      @Raj-tera-yaar 17 дней назад +12

      😂😂

    • @froudphone3720
      @froudphone3720 17 дней назад +18

      😂😂, nahi bhai, esa ni bolna chaiye,,

    • @AandBhakt-420
      @AandBhakt-420 17 дней назад +17

      😢😢मोदी पापा जिंदाबाद, मैं उनका ,,।।आंड।।,, ,,।।भक्त।।,,

    • @harbinderparmar790
      @harbinderparmar790 17 дней назад +14

      Ya woh Ken deti Aaj nahin

    • @chandreshmishra6595
      @chandreshmishra6595 17 дней назад

      😂😂​@@AandBhakt-420

  • @ZahoorKarnai
    @ZahoorKarnai 17 дней назад +1

    Excellent news and truth 👍

  • @zavedabbas3967
    @zavedabbas3967 17 дней назад +1

    Last mein sahab ko touch karne ke liye aapko bohot bohot dhannyabaad

  • @BatulMaster-b4i
    @BatulMaster-b4i 17 дней назад +2

    7:47 ... Love ur laugh.. Love you 3000

  • @husainezzy3251
    @husainezzy3251 14 дней назад

    Ultimate answer by Surendra ji.

  • @tabassumhussaainy5011
    @tabassumhussaainy5011 17 дней назад +2

    God bless you with lots of happiness prosperity and knowledge
    Happy christmas

  • @FarhanAnsari-ro8yp
    @FarhanAnsari-ro8yp 17 дней назад +5

    Satya bhai rock 😂😂

  • @mohibquadri4053
    @mohibquadri4053 17 дней назад +1

    Final touch in End 🔥

  • @A.k-xz8xx
    @A.k-xz8xx 17 дней назад +2

    MAIN NE TOUCH KIYA 😂😂😂😂

  • @mann3389
    @mann3389 17 дней назад +1

    वाह सुरेंद्र शर्मा ❤❤❤

  • @OM-rm4ro
    @OM-rm4ro 17 дней назад +3

    In Odisha BJP is giving Rs50,000 as freebies over 5 years, which is Rs5,000 every 6 month

  • @razahusen519
    @razahusen519 17 дней назад +3

    Excellent 👍

  • @vivekmehta4397
    @vivekmehta4397 17 дней назад +6

    Dracula tai 😂😂

  • @Madanlal-ws9cq
    @Madanlal-ws9cq 17 дней назад +6

    Tax par tax kitna or de tax 😂😂

  • @AshishPathak-w2s
    @AshishPathak-w2s 17 дней назад +12

    Itna bara to tha
    Kya?
    Marginnn
    😂😂😂

  • @russianman2949
    @russianman2949 17 дней назад +1

    Last bit was pure satisfaction

  • @chittaranjanmohapatra3513
    @chittaranjanmohapatra3513 17 дней назад +5

    Odisha mein subhadra yojana currently

  • @suryamanoharm4782
    @suryamanoharm4782 17 дней назад +8

    I enjoy your videos, great going Satya😂

  • @mohibquadri4053
    @mohibquadri4053 17 дней назад +3

    Margin call frm Onion minister 😂

  • @surekhagaikwad5850
    @surekhagaikwad5850 17 дней назад +2

    सत्या भाई,आज कल्याण मे बहुत ही दर्दनाक घटना घटी है, जिसमे मात्र १३ साल की लडकी को अगवा करके मार दिया गया, कृपया आप जरा इसके बारे मे विस्तार जानकर चर्चा करे

  • @user-yh2vm2ti3c
    @user-yh2vm2ti3c 17 дней назад +2

    bro is not gonna let go the "margin" for a long time now.. 😂😂

  • @iNick29
    @iNick29 15 дней назад

    7:44 bhai gazab hansi❤

  • @rgpl1790
    @rgpl1790 17 дней назад

    "Toh bacha kya mere paas" is the best.😂😂😂

  • @AhsanAli-ev9pe
    @AhsanAli-ev9pe 17 дней назад +4

    anyone who waits for maine touch kiya wala segment at the end😂

  • @shivamyada769
    @shivamyada769 17 дней назад +4

    Whooooo........
    Marzin😅

  • @mfa_-uv6fi
    @mfa_-uv6fi 17 дней назад +2

    Maine touch kia tha 😂 is amazing

  • @jassim2nine
    @jassim2nine 17 дней назад +2

    Magar maine touch kiyaa 😂😂

  • @born4win30
    @born4win30 17 дней назад +2

    भाजपाई के 1100-1100 बांटे हुए पैसे पर भी ताई कहीं GST न लगा दे।😂😂😂 MARGIN.

  • @commonman6
    @commonman6 17 дней назад +2

    Superb....,... Margin 😅😅😂

  • @sukhadajadhav5211
    @sukhadajadhav5211 17 дней назад

    आखरी सॉ बात की एक बात 👌

  • @sankey202
    @sankey202 17 дней назад +1

    Satya is becoming fearless day by day🎉

  • @anshukuma225
    @anshukuma225 17 дней назад +4

    Sir
    In Bihar bpsc protest ho rha cover kijiye

  • @sssssssss6463
    @sssssssss6463 17 дней назад +1

    It seems like satya has issues with Catholics, he never wished merry christmas. But he talks in english.(Love you 3000)

  • @nishantraj1284
    @nishantraj1284 17 дней назад +3

    One country one election' ki baat wo krte h lekin one popcorn pe one tax toh kr nhi pa rhe.. 😅😅

  • @Gabbar_213
    @Gabbar_213 17 дней назад

    Thank you Satya bahi ❤

  • @niletushar2421
    @niletushar2421 17 дней назад +15

    Bhai कमाल का content sarcastic level 10/10

  • @jeetpal.arajila7673
    @jeetpal.arajila7673 17 дней назад +5

    MERRY Christmas 🎄🎁🎄 ALL OF U 💐⛄ guy's 🙏

  • @krishnaSraju
    @krishnaSraju 17 дней назад +4

    when is the ending clip turning to "Margin" instead of magar maine touch kia

  • @baseballfan88888
    @baseballfan88888 17 дней назад

    @3:12 paise to Bhayia abhi andar hai 😂😂😂

  • @altafhusainaltaf3753
    @altafhusainaltaf3753 16 дней назад +1

    ❤ Satya Bhai ❤

  • @rafeeqbhai2718
    @rafeeqbhai2718 17 дней назад

    Surendra sharmaji aapko 51 toepun ki salami, kya baat kahi

  • @DrPrachiSingh-f6n
    @DrPrachiSingh-f6n 17 дней назад

    Namaskar Satya bhai, i am a regular follower your content and one thing i know for sure that you stand for the TRUTH. I am a Dentist currently practicing in Patna, Bihar and also a civil service aspirant. If you must know, there has been an issue of paper leak in the 70th BPSC civil services exam and there has been malpractices in more than ONE CENTRE. BUT THE GOVERNMENT IS JUST NOT PAYING HEED TOWARDS THIS PROBLEM. We need INFLUENCERS like you to help highlight this issue. Police is playing unfairly and there has been constant lathi charge on the aspirants as well as the teachers. These aspirants have been on fasting till death since the last 10 days many being admitted in the ICU. THE POLITICIANS ARE JUST BEING POLITICIANS.
    .
    PLEASE HELP

  • @rakibahmed4611
    @rakibahmed4611 16 дней назад

    Up ko very very thanks

  • @ashwanisharma9332
    @ashwanisharma9332 17 дней назад +2

    मार्जिन और।थोड़ा सा रो दो गजब है बॉस

  • @MS_Work10
    @MS_Work10 17 дней назад +1

    Excellent❤

  • @shrirangtambe
    @shrirangtambe 17 дней назад +2

    Arnab mhar be like... Gazab ki bejjati hai bhai.
    Itna chota kabhi nahi hua 🤪

  • @pushpakmohite
    @pushpakmohite 17 дней назад +1

    Gadkariji = Mai Toll Ka Raja
    Nimmo Tai = Mai G S T Ki Rani
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Pradipchaudhary39
    @Pradipchaudhary39 15 дней назад

    Sushant ne baat to thik hi ki hai.. if forget past Chusant...

  • @PrakashChettri-b9c
    @PrakashChettri-b9c 17 дней назад +4

    Whose used to like a video of this channel without watching

  • @War10ck3
    @War10ck3 15 дней назад

    Bhai ek number content.❤

  • @careautomation4389
    @careautomation4389 17 дней назад

    Sab se pehle Free Bees Netaon ki bandh karna hoga.
    Jitne Taxes Public par imposed hain woh sab Neta, Sarkari Afsar, Naukar sab par bhi implement hona chahiye.

  • @KamalKumar-w2h6x
    @KamalKumar-w2h6x 17 дней назад

    सरकार जो भी दे मना मत करो हमारा ही लूटा हुआ पैसा है ❤❤❤😮आम आदमी जिंदाबाद

  • @TheAaa1919
    @TheAaa1919 17 дней назад +1

    I travel a lot by Sampark Kranti Express, and usually by First AC. The coaches are filled with cockroaches. Once the situation was so bad that I left my berth and moved to a second AC coach which was cleaner. And we pay so much as taxes 😢

  • @Lucky_HRS
    @Lucky_HRS 17 дней назад +1

    Satya bhai ..
    Magar maine like ka button touch kiyaa....

  • @m.ddavid9645
    @m.ddavid9645 17 дней назад +2

    Arnab Goswami be like mujhe drugs do

  • @kalpananath8811
    @kalpananath8811 17 дней назад +2

    1st , hello Satya sir.. merry. Christmas 🎄

  • @Good_life_is_what_i_want
    @Good_life_is_what_i_want 17 дней назад +1

    Its not just parties ,but the public of our nation that is foolish and blind (economic situation and income inequality also can be blamed) ,that becomes blind and enjoys freebies ,enjoys religious politics instead of development, peace and harmony...
    Its us middle class also being drained for freebies and luxury of parties.
    Its also responsiblity of us public to realize the situation..
    Btw Surendra Sharma is my fav too
    Love you 3000 Satya Bhai !

  • @kumara8908
    @kumara8908 17 дней назад

    Real Bhai is Satya Bhai❤❤❤❤

  • @pashabhaisayyad6066
    @pashabhaisayyad6066 17 дней назад +5

    Sarkar aam jnta se jam ke paise lut kar
    Bina matlab ke luta rahe hai 😢😢😢😮😮😮😮

  • @hp6hp1
    @hp6hp1 17 дней назад +1

    Bhai ye best tha 7:50 bas tu shant re

  • @sultanaslam5692
    @sultanaslam5692 17 дней назад

    Sir you are doing very well job and your face reaction is very good

  • @satyavachan1004
    @satyavachan1004 17 дней назад

    और सारी योजनाओं के कामों में Teachers को लगा देंगे

  • @soomjeetsahoo8710
    @soomjeetsahoo8710 17 дней назад

    7:53 real man with wisdom 🙏🏻🫡

  • @frustratedindian8616
    @frustratedindian8616 17 дней назад +2

    I wish the $$ reaches 200 . That will be so awesome .

  • @AncestorsBlessings
    @AncestorsBlessings 15 дней назад

    Sir your style is 10/10❤