with cookies and tea to ask if humans and their new friends please can give a call if any of the rowdy bratty long ears tryess to cause a ruckus for them ;) she whom hungers is a picky eater after all ,those that lost themselfs in arrogance and hunger sparking her existence is her desired menu to become whole , not those that knows there is a limit to how much sensation a entity can feel before it loses its meaning or that passing of time changes weight depending on perspective ^^
I mean we aren't even short lived on Earth. There have been some people reaching 122, while 100 is not that rare anymore these days. Some birds can also reach that age. Some turtles reach 150+, some whales 200+, and there's a Greenland Shark subspecies with an approximate age of 300 years (huge margin of error though). Taking plants and fungi out of the equation, as well as some crustaceans / jellyfish which are functionally immortal unless killed or getting stuck in their shell, we are one of the species with the highest longevities.
@@AlexVardr And it makes sense when you think about it. The less evolved an intellignece is, the more inefficiently it would learn complex things, and thus early complex learning capacity would only be advantageous to a species that lives long enough to utilize it. If they don't, it isn't advantageous, and evolution wouldn't select for intelligence. You might need an evolutionary double jackpot of long life AND intelligence to become a civilization.
You know Star trek Enterprise had episode similar to this with the Vulcans. T'pol was talking about her great-grandmother living on Earth during the 20th century. ENT: "Carbon Creek"
@@christopherozoufCraftworlds are different since they were isolated from the whole “I’m bored let’s bring a weedwhacker into the bedroom” incident. So when they regained contact they quickly said “Ah hell no” hence why their culture is fundamentally different than the late stage Eldari Empire
Warhammer references need to be more lol, I can’t imagine an actual grim dark future in my life time. Could you imagine waking up and space marines are in the middle of getting all the children of earth for a recruitment campaign and we can’t do shit about it😅
By the time we can travel the stars well enough to meet new races, immortality tech will be ancient. DNA repair is infinitely easier than traversing the infinite universe.
What’s a “warhammer”?🤨 Lol I’m kidding, I know of warhammer, but I still don’t know what a “Warhammer elf” is. Warhammer itself seems like a tedious rpg that I have no interest in investigating, but I do sorta know about Warhammer Orks. They’re funny.
Give a look to Warhammer 40k's lore videos it is a pretty interesting setting. The worst that can happen is that you like it and start to get hook to it like everyone else.
Warhammer elves are basically Tolkien elves. Warhammer 40,000 (Warhammer in space) has 2 kinds. The dark elves live to inflict suffering. The "good" elves believe anything not them is inferior and often feel it needs to die.
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Just hope they are not the Warhammer kind --- had me gafffing
As they say, what's Warhammer
yup! same ^^
Have to agree. Was thinking that just before it was said.😂
Me too!
Upvoted for the Warhammer reference.
"Just hope they aren't the Warhammer kind" Love it
I love that last line - Slaneesh is a coming
with cookies and tea to ask if humans and their new friends please can give a call if any of the rowdy bratty long ears tryess to cause a ruckus for them ;)
she whom hungers is a picky eater after all ,those that lost themselfs in arrogance and hunger sparking her existence is her desired menu to become whole , not those that knows there is a limit to how much sensation a entity can feel before it loses its meaning or that passing of time changes weight depending on perspective ^^
Slaneesh is always cumming.
nice
then humans encounter what would be the equivalent of space dogs
more like large space guinea pigs lol
@@Theeater126 Spelljammer?
The ping with the translation of Warhammer Elves
"Warhammer kind"... lol and fingers crossed they aren't
Dude that was amsome we always think of ourselves as the short lived race but you just flipped it.
I mean we aren't even short lived on Earth. There have been some people reaching 122, while 100 is not that rare anymore these days. Some birds can also reach that age. Some turtles reach 150+, some whales 200+, and there's a Greenland Shark subspecies with an approximate age of 300 years (huge margin of error though). Taking plants and fungi out of the equation, as well as some crustaceans / jellyfish which are functionally immortal unless killed or getting stuck in their shell, we are one of the species with the highest longevities.
@@AlexVardr And it makes sense when you think about it. The less evolved an intellignece is, the more inefficiently it would learn complex things, and thus early complex learning capacity would only be advantageous to a species that lives long enough to utilize it. If they don't, it isn't advantageous, and evolution wouldn't select for intelligence. You might need an evolutionary double jackpot of long life AND intelligence to become a civilization.
@@Herraivoevolution selects shit. Like who told you this lie?
Good Warhammer reference !
Very fascinating story.
Oh wait till you meet our primarch xeno 😂
I don't get why the subtitles have typos that aren't in the original story as posted on reddit?
@@Orinslayer but even the spelling differs between the two. Isn't the original text just being fed into the AI?
You know Star trek Enterprise had episode similar to this with the Vulcans. T'pol was talking about her great-grandmother living on Earth during the 20th century. ENT: "Carbon Creek"
Look up the voyager episode "Blink of an eye" it's the same as this except they are in a different time stream.
Umm. I just got here. Did i need to hear the first 26 chapters? Lol im a lil lost.
nah it's just the 27th episode of this channel's HFY videos. they narrate one-shot stories from the r/HFY subreddit.
the last part had me laughing but i do hope that they then encounter the Eldeari and not the Drukhari
Warhammer kind isn't too bad it's the dark Warhammer kind that are
I mean to be fair they were all the same till they birthed slaanesh.
@@christopherozoufCraftworlds are different since they were isolated from the whole “I’m bored let’s bring a weedwhacker into the bedroom” incident. So when they regained contact they quickly said “Ah hell no” hence why their culture is fundamentally different than the late stage Eldari Empire
This is the same voice that does the DragonBall Z clips great voice!!!!!
It was the warhammer kind.
Btw good stories 🎉🎉🎉
Warhammer references need to be more lol, I can’t imagine an actual grim dark future in my life time. Could you imagine waking up and space marines are in the middle of getting all the children of earth for a recruitment campaign and we can’t do shit about it😅
Gearbox does not like it
All about perspective
I think I would have had a plaque be equal to about 2 weeks, in order to make the difference be more pronounced.
1:12 “Beyond complex by their RACIST standards”, 😂 hopefully our speech to text softwares improves before me make first contact
I liked it gimme some more.THANKS.
Its cool and all, but you'd never even attempt a trade deal without an understand of basic things like passage of time, biology.
By the time we can travel the stars well enough to meet new races, immortality tech will be ancient.
DNA repair is infinitely easier than traversing the infinite universe.
Better hope they arnt the drukari
What’s a “warhammer”?🤨
Lol
I’m kidding, I know of warhammer, but I still don’t know what a “Warhammer elf” is. Warhammer itself seems like a tedious rpg that I have no interest in investigating, but I do sorta know about Warhammer Orks. They’re funny.
Give a look to Warhammer 40k's lore videos it is a pretty interesting setting. The worst that can happen is that you like it and start to get hook to it like everyone else.
The Warhammer 40k elfs come in two main flavours, the better then you racist isolationist and the torture happy edge lord slaver kind.
Warhammer elves are basically Tolkien elves.
Warhammer 40,000 (Warhammer in space) has 2 kinds. The dark elves live to inflict suffering. The "good" elves believe anything not them is inferior and often feel it needs to die.
@@rivencraft1734 Thx for context.
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