Ranking ALL 308 Elden Ring Weapons From Worst to Best... (Pre-DLC)

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  • @Rusty._
    @Rusty._  9 месяцев назад +1877

    *Video Patch Notes 1.01*
    -Regarding #6, Placidusax's Ruin is *not* a Dragon Communion incantation. Still waiting on Fromsoft to properly explain to us why that is. (jessicalenore8258)
    -Regarding #201, Sacrificial Axe's FP regen procs if the weapon is equipped, meaning you don't necessarily have to kill enemies with it. (robertmcpherson138)
    -Regarding #260, Beast-Repellant torch technically works on snails as well. Double-checking to make sure it doesn't work on bats but there's literally footage in the video of a bat attacking me with this torch in-hand. (Ewing_Klipspringer, reyditrinus3562)
    -Regarding #280, the Clawmark Seal does find a comfortable niche with pure-strength builds, accompanied with the low FTH requirement of Bestial incants. It just gets lost in a sea of more flexible options, but that really doesn't make it a bad seal despite where I placed it. You could kill shit with a toothpick in this game if you wanted. (Vorael, drakeking6745)
    If you noticed anything else, please use this comment as a bulletin board.

    • @eddiemix33
      @eddiemix33 9 месяцев назад +56

      It's a minor thing, but unless the wiki is wrong, then the Warpick does actually do pierce damage, despite what it says in-game.

    • @arnesashes1581
      @arnesashes1581 9 месяцев назад +14

      i may be stupid
      but did you not rank the sonaf?

    • @sphenodonpunctuatus7253
      @sphenodonpunctuatus7253 9 месяцев назад +59

      How did the Darkmoon Greatsword [#51] stack up in terms of its actual qualities as a weapon? The glowstick joke was excellent, but I was a little sad about the absence of that dank analysis.

    • @yes3330
      @yes3330 9 месяцев назад +14

      iron balls has some serious damage in a pure strength + buffs build. it's charged heavy and heavy strings come out quick. Also darkmoon greatsword has some s tier pve damage output

    • @ghotiphoti
      @ghotiphoti 9 месяцев назад +17

      the only weapon that i think might be missing is the Frozen Needle, i didn't see it anywhere on the list but i've also been sleep-deprived both times I watched the video and i think i fell half-asleep through the exact same section before the magma blade twice in a row
      edit: disregard, its #157 at 1:17:33

  • @Hubbinz14
    @Hubbinz14 9 месяцев назад +12659

    Ok cool, now rank all sites of grace

    • @MasterOfTheBrood
      @MasterOfTheBrood 7 месяцев назад +283

      never satisfied lol

    • @justacoolguy5296
      @justacoolguy5296 7 месяцев назад +371

      @@MasterOfTheBrood ngl i kinda wanna see it lmao

    • @winterclaire8542
      @winterclaire8542 7 месяцев назад

      That video would fuck so hard

    • @MinertaurusLPs
      @MinertaurusLPs 7 месяцев назад +78

      all crafting recepies

    • @DTfan43
      @DTfan43 6 месяцев назад +64

      ..........there are over 300 sites of grace...........

  • @jimdong827
    @jimdong827 9 месяцев назад +5205

    Really pushing that 10 minute mark.

    • @eta2321
      @eta2321 7 месяцев назад +175

      shaking my smh my head, youtubers these days

    • @MiiaStarlight
      @MiiaStarlight 6 месяцев назад +51

      This caused psychic damage.

    • @sybrenschuuring9681
      @sybrenschuuring9681 2 месяца назад +30

      ​@@eta2321shaking my shaking my head my head, ahh yes

    • @TheNastyPhysBeastOG
      @TheNastyPhysBeastOG 2 месяца назад +13

      @@sybrenschuuring9681 laughing out lol loud

    • @luxuriouschicken6695
      @luxuriouschicken6695 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@TheNastyPhysBeastOG laughing out laughing out loud loud, ahh yes

  • @Sir_Danks-A-Lot
    @Sir_Danks-A-Lot 9 месяцев назад +16267

    We may have joked about it for months, but we gotta really respect Rusty for pulling this video out

    • @luanmantilla3575
      @luanmantilla3575 9 месяцев назад +67

      About damn time

    • @stuff1044
      @stuff1044 9 месяцев назад +33

      nice pfp

    • @uncleol
      @uncleol 9 месяцев назад +14

      After a lifetime of waiting

    • @Sir_Danks-A-Lot
      @Sir_Danks-A-Lot 9 месяцев назад +25

      @@stuff1044 thanks bro, you too

    • @fenixchief7
      @fenixchief7 9 месяцев назад +7

      We were not joking

  • @eta2321
    @eta2321 4 месяца назад +2586

    This is probably going to help somebody out there, so I'll write down the best weapon for each weapon class according to this list.
    - Daggers: Reduvia (#57)
    - Straight Swords: Noble's Slender Sword (#21)
    - Greatswords: Claymore (#28)
    - Colossal Swords: Godslayer's Greatsword (#22)
    - Thrusting Swords: Cleanrot Knight's Sword (#9)
    - Heavy Thrusting Swords: Godskin Stitcher (#38)
    - Curved Swords: Bandit's Curved Sword (#13)
    - Curved Greatswords: Morgott's Cursed Sword (#53)
    - Katanas: Nagakiba (#4)
    - Twinblades: Godskin Peeler (#24)
    - Axes: Iron Cleaver (#26)
    - Greataxes: Rusted Anchor (#12)
    - Hammers: Nox Flowing Hammer (#94)
    - Flails: Chainlink Flail (#136)
    - Great Hammers: Envoy's Long Horn (#11)
    - Colossal Weapons: Fallingstar Beast Jaw (#29)
    - Spears: Cross-Naginata (#8)
    - Great Spears: Vyke's War Spear (#1)
    - Halberds: Nightrider Glaive (#5)
    - Reapers: Halo Scythe (#64)
    - Whips: Hoslow's Petal Whip (#27)
    - Fists: Star Fist (#47)
    - Claws: Raptor Talons (#3)
    - Shortbows: Misbegotten Shortbow (#180)
    - Bows: Horn Bow (#144)
    - Greatbows: Lion Greatbow (#91)
    - Crossbow: Pulley Crossbow (#134)
    - Ballistas: Jar Cannon (#104)
    - Glintstone Staves: Lusat's Glintstone Staff (#23)
    - Sacred Seals: Dragon Communion Seal (#6)
    - Torches: St. Trina's Torch (#185)

    • @KingMerrDG
      @KingMerrDG 4 месяца назад +136

      you deserve things i can’t describe

    • @momothewitch
      @momothewitch 4 месяца назад +35

      Surprised to not see Executioner's Greataxe taking the top spot but when I watched his reason for it not being top 10 listing the abysmal droprate I can see that being fair as a dealbreaker for a lot of people. Quite a shame cause it's basically just a standard greataxe with higher crit mod and better reach. Having a lot of fun with mine. Roar medallion + war cry makes heavy attacks hit so hard it almost feels like cheating

    • @rowanB6074
      @rowanB6074 4 месяца назад +7

      The pulley crossbow was number like 134 ish so it's higher than the arbalest

    • @eta2321
      @eta2321 4 месяца назад +3

      @@rowanB6074 ah, you're right. thanks for the catch!

    • @zmoney88_5
      @zmoney88_5 4 месяца назад +1

      Moghs spear was #2

  • @DipreG
    @DipreG 9 месяцев назад +3756

    He finally went insane and actually ranked all weapons. This is all the internet's fault.

    • @Mysteriousowl822
      @Mysteriousowl822 9 месяцев назад +46

      Fr bro finally caved in

    • @gandalf4920
      @gandalf4920 9 месяцев назад +37

      And we dont even feel guilty😅

    • @gabrielsemipro
      @gabrielsemipro 9 месяцев назад +23

      It's his own, he could've at least do the videos by weapon type and then coming up with a top 30 or smt, the guy's crazy

    • @cyranodebergerac6587
      @cyranodebergerac6587 9 месяцев назад +21

      No wonder a madness status spear was ranked #1.

    • @shimomiaizo
      @shimomiaizo 9 месяцев назад +1

      and I'm all here for it

  • @PartyDemoman
    @PartyDemoman 9 месяцев назад +3561

    Timestamps:
    I would recommend using ctrl+f to find specific weapons, since this really is a massive block of text.
    ------------------ F Tier: ------------------
    2:08 #308: Soldier's Crossbow
    2:50 #307: Sentry Torch
    3:31 #306: Weathered Straight Sword
    4:05 #305: Rotten Crystal Staff
    4:47 #304: Whip
    5:28 #303: Ghostflame Torch
    6:00 #302: Ivory Sickle
    6:42 #301: Torch
    6:57 #300: Harp Bow
    7:06 #299: Iron Spear
    7:32 #298: Cane Sword
    7:59 #297 Varre's Bouquet
    8:14 #296 Caestus
    8:51 #295 Torchpole
    9:24 #294 Celebrant's Cleaver
    9:52 #293 Gelmir Glintstone Staff
    10:23 #292 Flowing Curved Sword
    10:59 #291 Forked Hatchet
    11:20 #290 Flail
    11:50 #289 Serpent-God Curved Sword
    12:03 #288 Loretta's War Sickle
    12:35 #287 Great Club
    13:10 #286 Mantis Blade
    13:46 #285 Crystal Knife
    14:22 #284 Troll's Hammer
    14:58 #283 Crepus Black-Key Crossbow
    15:15 #282 Warpick
    ------------------ D Tier: ------------------
    15:53 #281 Celebrant's Skull
    16:14 #280 Clawmark Seal
    16:54 #279 Nightrider Flail
    17:31 #278 Rosus Axe
    17:48 #277 Spear
    18:16 #276 Battle Hammer
    18:56 #275 Rotten Battle Hammer
    19:11 #274 Jawbone Axe
    19:28 #273 Staff of the Guilty
    20:04 #272 Forked Greatsword
    20:32 #271 Celebrant's Sickle
    21:01 #270 Scepter of the All-Knowing
    21:37 #269 Duelist Greataxe
    22:11 #268 Mace
    22:44 #267 Rotten Greataxe
    23:19 #266 Zamor Curved Sword
    23:53 #265 Gargoyle's Black Halberd
    24:32 #264 Serpent Bow
    25:12 #263 Monk's Flameblade
    25:39 #262 Glintstone Staff
    26:11 #261 Grafted Dragon
    26:45 #260 Beast-Repellant Torch
    27:25 #259 Shotel
    27:54 #258 Gargoyle's Black Axe
    28:23 #257 Family Heads
    28:50 #256 Shortbow
    29:11 #255 Envoy's Horn
    29:40 #254 Battle Axe
    30:02 #253 Bastard Sword
    30:28 #252 Beastman's Cleaver
    31:03 #251 Gargoyle's Black Blades
    31:33 #250 Frenzied Flame Seal
    32:03 #249 Eclipse Shotel
    32:36 #248 Heavy Crossbow
    32:43 #247 Serpentbone Blade
    33:22 #246 Troll Knight's Sword
    33:55 #245 Digger's Staff
    34:23 #244 Blade of Calling
    34:55 #243 Steel-Wire Torch
    35:24 #242 Gargoyle's Blackblade
    36:02 #241 Staff of Loss
    36:24 #240 Light Crosbow
    36:53 #239 Winged Greathorn
    37:22 #238 Nox Flowing Sword
    37:28 #237 Spiked Club
    37:53 #236 Erdtree Greatbow
    38:17 #235 Red Branch Shortbow
    38:40 #234 Scorpion's Stinger
    39:12 #233 Longbow
    39:41 #232 Rotten Crystal Spear
    40:13 #231 Watchdog's Staff
    40:44 #230 Composite Bow
    41:14 #229 Scimitar
    41:19 #228 Dragon Greatclaw
    42:05 #227 Gargoyle's Greataxe
    42:37 #226 Katar
    43:25 #225 Envoy's Greathorn
    43:52 #224 Prince of Death's Staff
    44:07 #223 Highland Axe
    44:37 #222 Staff of the Avatar
    45:05 #221 Erdtree Bow
    45:32 #220 Alabaster Lord's Sword
    ------------------ C Tier: ------------------
    46:03 #219 Dagger
    46:37 #218 Devourer's Scepter
    47:13 #217 Celebrant's Rib-Rake
    47:41 #216 Bastard's Stars
    48:21 #215 Albinauric Bow
    48:51 #214 Stormhawk Axe
    49:24 #213 Finger Seal
    50:15 #212 Beastman's Curved Sword
    50:37 #211 Full Moon Crossbow
    51:09 #210 Demi-Human Queen's Staff
    51:53 #209 Gravel Stone Seal
    52:24 #208 Lordsworn's Greatsword
    52:55 #207 Golden Epitaph
    53:22 #206 Greatbow
    53:42 #205 Arbalest
    54:22 #204 Lucerne
    54:56 #203 Veteran's Prosthesis
    55:13 #202 Wakizashi
    55:40 #201 Sacrificial Axe
    55:51 #200 Pulley Bow
    56:05 #199 Giant's Seal
    56:46 #198 Morning Star
    57:14 #197 Hand Ballista
    57:45 #196 Pest's Glaive
    58:09 #195 Icerind hatchet
    58:34 #194 Falchion
    58:57 #193 Gargoyle's Greatsword
    59:26 #192 Meteorite Staff
    59:50 #191 Onyx Lord's Greatsword
    1:00:27 #190 Golem's Halberd
    1:01:07 #189 Azur's Glintstone Staff
    1:01:47 #188 Ripple Blade
    1:02:08 #187 Marika's Hammer
    1:02:38 #186 Crystal Spear
    1:03:13 #185 St. Trina's Torch
    1:03:45 #184 Beastclaw Greathammer
    1:04:16 #183 Dismounter
    1:05:00 #182 Rotten Staff
    1:05:33 #181 Spiked Caestus
    1:06:00 #180 Misbegotten Shortbow
    1:06:22 #179 Axe of Godfrey
    1:06:45 #178 Short Sword
    1:07:22 #177 Thorned Whip
    1:08:00 #176 Iron Greatsword
    1:08:28 #175 Club
    1:08:55 #174 Ornamental Straight Swords
    1:09:27 #173 Black Bow
    1:10:02 #172 Curved Club
    1:10:26 #171 Rivers of Blood
    1:11:11 #170 Monk's Flamemace
    1:11:38 #169 Starscouge Greatswords
    1:12:14 #168 Albinauric Staff
    1:12:46 #167 The Black Knife
    1:13:15 #166 Rapier
    1:13:37 #165 Vulgar Militia's Shotel
    1:14:11 #164 Lordsworn's Straight Sword
    1:14:29 #163 Ripple Crescent Halberd
    1:15:00 #162 Rogier's Rapier
    1:15:27 #161 Astrologer's Staff
    1:16:08 #160 Scythe
    1:16:41 #159 Misericorde
    1:17:14 #158 Shamshir
    1:17:31 #157 Frozen Needle
    1:18:00 #156 Iron Ball
    1:18:21 #155 Giant Crusher
    ------------------ B Tier: ------------------
    1:18:55 #154 Carian Glintstone Staff
    1:19:27 #153 Ruins Greatsword
    1:20:07 #152 Omen Cleaver
    1:20:42 #151 Dragonscale Blade
    1:21:32 #150 Ghiza's Wheel
    1:22:10 #149 Carian Glintblade Staff
    1:22:42 #148 Magma Blade
    1:23:26 #147 Gargoyle's Twinblade
    1:23:59 #146 Stone Club
    1:24:37 #145 Hand Axe
    1:25:07 #144 Horn Bow
    1:25:36 #143 Longsword
    1:26:01 #142 Sword of St. Trina
    1:26:32 #141 Axe of Godrick
    1:27:05 #140 Watchdog's Greatsword
    1:27:34 #139 GreatAxe
    1:28:02 #138 Knight's Greatsword
    1:28:10 #137 banished Knight's Greatsword
    1:28:16 #136 Chainlink Flail
    1:28:47 #135 Erdsteel Dagger
    1:29:22 #134 Pulley Crossbow
    1:29:53 #133 Clinging Bone
    1:30:20 #132 Troll's Golden Sword
    1:30:55 #131 Golden Order Seal
    1:31:24 #130 Parrying Dagger
    1:31:54 #129 Large Club
    1:32:26 #128 Inseparable Sword
    1:33:01 #127 Magma Whip Candlestick
    1:33:30 #126 Prelate's Inferno Crozier
    1:34:05 #125 Golden Order Greatsword
    1:34:39 #124 Sword of Night & Flame
    1:35:13 #123 Grafted Blade Greatsword
    1:35:47 #122 Great Mace
    1:36:19 #121 Bloodstained Dagger
    1:36:47 #120 Noble's Estoc
    1:37:15 #119 Brick Hammer
    1:37:52 #118 Golem Greatbow
    1:38:21 #117 Rotten Crystal Sword
    1:38:24 #116 Crystal Sword
    1:39:06 #115 Grossmesser
    1:39:31 #114 Ringed Finger
    1:40:01 #113 Hammer
    1:40:13 #112 Wing of Astel
    1:40:50 #111 Gargoyle's Halberd
    1:41:12 #110 Giant's Red Braid
    1:41:53 #109 Maliketh's Black Blade
    1:42:27 #108 Death Ritual Spear
    1:43:05 #107 lazuli Glintstone Sword
    1:43:41 #106 Urumi
    1:44:25 #105 Short Spear
    1:44:54 #104 Jar Cannon
    1:45:22 #103 Halberd
    1:45:42 #102 Glaive
    1:46:09 #101 Antspur Rapier
    1:46:54 #100 Grave Scythe
    1:47:20 #99 Vulgar Militia Saw
    1:47:59 #98 Carian Knight's Sword
    1:48:39 #97 Scavenger's Curved Sword
    1:49:12 #96 Butchering Knife
    1:49:48 #95 Longhaft Axe
    ------------------ A Tier: ------------------
    1:50:32 #94 Nox Flowing Hammer
    1:51:14 #93 Death's Poker
    1:52:00 #92 Royal Greatsword
    1:52:31 #91 Lion Greatbow
    1:53:20 #90 Twinblade
    1:53:55 #89 Dragon King's Cragblade
    1:54:29 #88 Erdtree Seal
    1:54:57 #87 Hookclaws
    1:55:29 #86 Bloodhound's Fang
    1:56:10 #85 Winged Scythe
    1:56:32 #84 Cleanrot Spear
    1:56:56 #83 Bloody Helice
    1:57:27 #82 Greathorn hammer
    1:58:03 #81 Venomous Fang
    1:58:38 #80 Godslayer's seal
    1:59:16 #79 Broadsword
    1:59:51 #78 Dragon Halberd
    2:00:23 #77 Great Epee
    2:00:46 #76 Partisan
    2:01:16 #75 Meteoric Ore Blade
    2:01:48 #74 Great Knife
    2:02:18 #73 Estoc
    2:02:40 #72 Regalia of Eochaid
    2:03:20 #71 Glintstone Kris
    2:03:50 #70 Warhawk's Talon
    2:04:15 #69 Cipher Pata
    2:04:44 #68 Carian Regal Scepter
    2:05:11 #67 Magma Wyrm's Scalesword
    2:05:43 #66 Crescent Moon Axe
    2:06:10 #65 Twinned knight Swords
    2:06:43 #64 Halo Scythe
    2:07:07 #63 Warped Axe
    2:07:43 #62 Hand of Malenia
    2:08:22 #61 Bolt of Gransax
    2:08:57 #60 Miquellan Knight's Sword
    2:09:24 #59 Cinquedea
    2:09:54 #58 Marais Executioner Sword
    2:10:25 #57 Reduvia
    2:10:52 #56 Banished Knight's Halberd
    2:11:25 #55 Clayman's harpoon
    2:12:03 #54 Commander's Standard
    2:12:37 #53 Morgott's Cursed Sword
    2:13:06 #52 Inquisitor's Girandole
    2:13:22 #51 Dark Moon Greatsword
    2:13:26 #50 Coded Sword
    2:14:11 #49 Flamberge
    2:14:22 #48 Treespear
    2:14:39 #47 Star Fist
    2:15:10 #46 Golden Halberd
    2:15:42 #45 Sword of Milos
    2:16:08 #44 Uchigatana
    2:16:16 #43 Spiked Spear
    2:16:42 #42 Academy Glintstone Staff
    2:17:15 #41 Curved Great Club
    2:17:42 #40 Ordovis's Greatsword
    2:18:15 #39 Executioner's Greataxe
    2:18:43 #38 Godskin Stitcher
    2:19:13 #37 Blasphemous Blade
    2:19:53 #36 Bloodhound Claws
    2:20:08 #35 Greatsword
    2:20:18 #34 Sacred Relic Sword
    2:20:49 #33 Crystal Staff
    2:21:16 #32 Serpent-Hunter
    2:21:57 #31 Helphen's Steeple
    ------------------ S Tier: ------------------
    2:22:32 #30 Eleonora's Poleblade
    2:23:06 #29 Fallingstar Beast's Jaw
    2:23:50 #28 Claymore
    2:24:17 #27 Hoslow's Petal Whip
    2:24:44 #26 Iron Cleaver
    2:24:59 #25 Zweihander
    2:25:24 #24 Godskin Peeler
    2:26:00 #23 Lusat's Glintstone Staff
    2:26:42 #22 Godslayer's Greatsword
    2:27:19 #21 Noble's Slender Sword
    2:27:53 #20 Pickaxe
    2:28:21 #19 Pike
    2:28:33 #18 Great Stars
    2:29:00 #17 Moonveil
    2:29:34 #16 Siluria's Tree
    2:30:09 #15 Great Omenkiller Cleaver
    2:30:36 #14 Cranial Vessel Candlestand
    2:31:03 #13 Bandit's Curved Sword
    2:31:32 #12 Rusted Anchor
    2:32:05 #11 Envoy's Long Horn
    2:32:37 #10 lance
    2:33:07 #9 Cleanrot Knight's Sword
    2:33:34 #8 Cross-Naginata
    2:34:15 #7 Guardian's Swordspear
    2:34:55 #6 Dragon Communion Seal
    2:35:29 #5 Nightrider Glaive
    2:36:02 #4 Nagakiba
    2:36:39 #3 Raptor Talons
    2:37:28 #2 Mohgwin's Sacred Spear
    2:38:17 #1 Vyke's War Spear

    • @abexandre
      @abexandre 9 месяцев назад +89

      "Bruh" sound effect.

    • @masonjones7777
      @masonjones7777 9 месяцев назад +145

      Bless you you glorious fool, quite the effort for something that will be used rarely, but when it is it will be most beneficial to the select few.

    • @dir.alrasheed
      @dir.alrasheed 9 месяцев назад +78

      "Legend" is an understatement. Thanks.

    • @natyinc9611
      @natyinc9611 9 месяцев назад +69

      This should be pinned.

    • @Armless4710
      @Armless4710 9 месяцев назад +11

      THANK YOU

  • @cwynwyn2934
    @cwynwyn2934 9 месяцев назад +672

    You missed that the Golden Epitaph actually adds flat holy damage onto just about everything, and it can make Elden Stars disappointing instead of comically awful. In all seriousness it does help juice up other holy damage options. (You would be forgiven for missing this effect in a video ranking every single weapon)

    • @jeffkaplin2610
      @jeffkaplin2610 9 месяцев назад +21

      too bad he isn;t >:[

    • @Jill-000
      @Jill-000 9 месяцев назад +23

      let's get the pitchforks, people

    • @Rudicron
      @Rudicron 9 месяцев назад +20

      That everything effect does in fact mean _Everything_. On my sorceror run, it added a small bit onto my Terra Magica, which had the unfortunate effect of dinging me every few frames for a tiny amount of damage; just enough to flinch me out of my spellcasting.

    • @palebloodgamer3456
      @palebloodgamer3456 9 месяцев назад +4

      Ngl 25 fkat damage per hit added to spells like azura comet or stars of ruin soumds like it cpuld go crazy

    • @Hirotoro4692
      @Hirotoro4692 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​​@@palebloodgamer3456it's not as strong as it sounds, because last rites is an aura buff which means it doesn't stack with the likes of golden vow. Even for builds that capitalise on multi hit spells you're better off just using golden vow. Plus boosting existing damage is better than adding another type because defense gets applied to each damage type. And if that's not enough, holy is arguably the least useful damage type in the game outside of undead because most late game and rune bearing bosses have a massive 40% holy negation.

  • @AstroProxima.
    @AstroProxima. 3 месяца назад +442

    7 reasons why the Noble's Slender Sword is the best weapon in the game.
    1 - It has the Longsword moveset, which is the best moveset. Forget those penniless pretenders with their fancy weapon arts, explosions, teleports and all that voodoo. You are nobility. Your puissance is yours alone, your weapon is just an accessory to that.
    2 - It is looooong. A whole peasant's hand longer than those filthy longswords the soldiers use. Long weapons have long hitboxes. Poke your dissidents before they can dirty your attire. Then laugh at them for being poor.
    3 - It gets top of the line in Dexterity scaling and takes exceptionally well to elemental infusions, for those with discriminating taste. Strength builders can even get it up to A, just please use Soap first. As if you were the type to get into fisticuffs anyway - that's what summons are for!
    4 - It has 110 crit modifier, because people who parry a lot are just better than everybody else. Backstabbing, too, is very appropriate for a nobleman.
    5 - It has rock bottom requirements. Even your noodly-armed Astrologers and Bandits can pick it up right away, without wasting points in Strength like a pack animal. Being an aristocrat is easy.
    6 - It looks absolutely balling and is a necessity in any fashionable build. Forget the gauchely decorated Rogier's Rapier with its inhuman Dexterity requirement, it just smacks of new money. This refined, elegant weapon is coated in the timeless glamour of gold, conveying the splendor that is yours by birthright.
    7 - It is an ultra rare drop from the few enemies who carry it. You can farm for hours, grinding hundreds and thousands of Nobles into paste without ever seeing it. Only the luckiest and most privileged aristocrat-killers may own this opulent deathstick. That's you. You won. Congratulations, winner.

    • @jlb4685
      @jlb4685 2 месяца назад +3

      That puny handle/hilt makes it inferior to the longsword alone. Said it, meant it. 🙂

    • @catman3955
      @catman3955 2 месяца назад

      @@jlb4685why tou little insolent piece of caddock

    • @yeetslees5283
      @yeetslees5283 2 месяца назад +20

      this is a copypasta, i think, but yeah, whatever, sure man congratulations

    • @Inaktha
      @Inaktha 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@jlb4685 this is a literal copy pasta 🤣

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@jlb4685but the crit modifier is so nice

  • @eldritchtouched
    @eldritchtouched 9 месяцев назад +1039

    You mentioned how weird it is about the Sword of St. Trina being Int and the Torch being Faith, but the Sleep Pots (also tied to Miquella as St. Trina) scale with Arcane!

    • @AG45.
      @AG45. 9 месяцев назад +13

      wow

    • @Sir_Danks-A-Lot
      @Sir_Danks-A-Lot 9 месяцев назад +96

      "Gives me conniptions"

    • @rgzgr
      @rgzgr 9 месяцев назад +38

      That's what I am thinking that Miquella will be a boss fight which uses fuck load of great and maniac spells. Imagine Miquella saying " O' my dear Mogh, Lend me thy power" while nihiling to us and creating Comet Azur gaisers same time

    • @thediabolicalraisin8953
      @thediabolicalraisin8953 9 месяцев назад +102

      ​@@rgzgrmiquella saying that is like a child saying "Grant me power, Epstien!"

    • @dumpsterfire6992
      @dumpsterfire6992 9 месяцев назад +25

      So its canon,St. Trina's build was either super high level or trash

  • @yannikdrieen8818
    @yannikdrieen8818 9 месяцев назад +314

    Just for the pure Dedication to make this List, you've earned it. Thanks and Greetings from Germany ✌🏻

    • @wolfsoldner9029
      @wolfsoldner9029 9 месяцев назад +2

      Sadly he butchered the Flamberges name and didn´t mention its additional bleeding damage. The real flamberge was designed with that flame shape to inflict immense flesh wounds to its enemy.

    • @changforyou
      @changforyou 9 месяцев назад +17

      @@wolfsoldner9029 bro this video is almost 3 hours long.

    • @wolfsoldner9029
      @wolfsoldner9029 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@changforyouAnd ?

    • @changforyou
      @changforyou 9 месяцев назад

      @@wolfsoldner9029 go outside, talk to people

    • @fedorahatguys7979
      @fedorahatguys7979 9 месяцев назад

      Bro donated 5 dollars 💀

  • @danielmalthus8389
    @danielmalthus8389 9 месяцев назад +515

    Stop stalling. Elden Ring grass ranking.

    • @johnf817
      @johnf817 3 месяца назад +9

      What about Stormveil brick ranking

    • @gorgit
      @gorgit 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@johnf817 Elden Beast Sparkle Texture Ranking when?

    • @Heegy1
      @Heegy1 2 месяца назад

      Yeah you coward

  • @vanderswensen3484
    @vanderswensen3484 3 месяца назад +209

    Have fun redoing this video when the DLC drops

    • @frrraser
      @frrraser 2 месяца назад +4

      you got any recommendations for a dex weapon for dlc ??

    • @RYNO2511
      @RYNO2511 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@frrrasermilady

    • @Tacobeibzz
      @Tacobeibzz 2 месяца назад +4

      Milady is so good. It’s like a fast as fuck Bloodhound Fang with a thrusting move set mixed in

    • @Nereosis16
      @Nereosis16 2 месяца назад +2

      Milady is sick. And if you're a female character it looks hot af

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 Месяц назад

      ​@@frrraserif you're willing to split Dex and faith go euporia if not milady 'ill do

  • @just_neon7978
    @just_neon7978 9 месяцев назад +1590

    This is the peak of content on RUclips. It's all downhill from here. Thank you, Rusty. You absolute legend

    • @merchkerns
      @merchkerns 9 месяцев назад +5

      Wait wait wait, hol’up. I might have some good news for you. Look up Rav the Avatar. Trust me. You don’t need to know anything about it beforehand. Just enjoy. ❤

    • @Frost87000
      @Frost87000 9 месяцев назад +10

      Elden ring dlc weapon list when?

    • @uncleol
      @uncleol 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@Frost87000That might be hard, ive heard theres around 150 weapons, Ive gotten around 30 of them and im at Godwyns fight already.

    • @Sekiro_lover
      @Sekiro_lover 9 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@uncleol We are back to pre elden ring delusion

    • @uncleol
      @uncleol 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Sekiro_lover yep, im going hollow now

  • @shelbyjackson6903
    @shelbyjackson6903 9 месяцев назад +812

    What an absolute BANGER of a video. Zero regrets watching it all at once. You managed to make 2hr 40mins feel like half the time and remained thoroughly entertaining and informative throughout. 100/10

    • @Sir_Danks-A-Lot
      @Sir_Danks-A-Lot 9 месяцев назад +16

      It's crazy how attention retentive Rusty really is

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 9 месяцев назад +4

      More like a smanger

    • @BlackDT
      @BlackDT 9 месяцев назад +23

      This is a fucking terrible list. I’ve liked Rusty’s stuff for a while but I just can’t get behind it. A lot of these picks are just personal preference but some of this shit could be classified as misinformation.

    • @DeadSparkMan
      @DeadSparkMan 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@BlackDT Elaborate on that. I'm willing to hear your points but you have to actually say them.

    • @BlackDT
      @BlackDT 9 месяцев назад +25

      @@DeadSparkMan The three that really stick out and ruin this list are the Darkmoon Greatsword at 51, the Blasphemous Blade at 37, and Vyke’s spear at 1.
      Darkmoon and Blasphemous are the top 2 PVE weapons in the game. They’re incredible. For neither one to be in S tier, let alone being placed as low as they were, is just dumb. I get that this is also a PVP list and those weapons aren’t as good in pvp, but I don’t see how you can have weapons that dominate one half of the game (arguably the more important half), and have them ranked this low. And the fact he didn’t even bother to elaborate on the dark moon Greatsword is just stupid. Did he not have anything to say to justify him putting it that low?
      Vyke’s spear being S tier I can get but #1? It’s biggest attribute is literally useless in PVE, where it’s entirely outclassed as a great spear by Mohgwyn. It’s only benefit over Mohgwyn is that you can get it easier. I get that madness is strong in PVP but I don’t see how a weapon with such a huge gap in quality between pvp and PVE can be #1. If the argument for darkmoon and blasphemous being as low as they are is that they’re only good in one mode, than that should go both ways.
      These are only 3 picks but there are more I have trouble with. Grafted blade and Marais being higher than the sword of night and flame contradicts his legendary weapons video, without any explanation as to why he changed his mind.
      Rivers of Blood is too low. Yes it got nerfed, I get that it’s not a top tier weapon now, but it’s still good. Having it in the bottom half of the list is just dumb. If it was in like the 120s I’d get it more but it’s in the fucking 170s.
      There are others too but I’ll stop here.

  • @Balugawhal
    @Balugawhal 9 месяцев назад +788

    He’s finally done it, what a legend.

    • @RedRing-tech
      @RedRing-tech 9 месяцев назад +5

      Merry Christmas everyone!

    • @Mysteriousowl822
      @Mysteriousowl822 9 месяцев назад +2

      He finally caved in

    • @wg6652
      @wg6652 9 месяцев назад +2

      Woot! What A Christmas Gift!! Now...about those fields and grass in the lands between...they could really use like some kind of tiered ranking. XD

  • @Panic.official
    @Panic.official Месяц назад +24

    Stop stalling. Character creation eyebrow settings ranking.

  • @jesseroberts5728
    @jesseroberts5728 9 месяцев назад +497

    You absolute legend. Get your rest in. You've earned it tenfold, Rusty.

  • @mainman879
    @mainman879 9 месяцев назад +580

    1:01:43 Something you forgot to mention is that the spellcasting speed buff applies to incantations as well, but the FP increase does not. This means it an absolutely amazing offhand for incantation builds.

    • @redgeoblaze3752
      @redgeoblaze3752 9 месяцев назад +90

      got to remake the whole list now.

    • @cptcolgenltmajor9246
      @cptcolgenltmajor9246 9 месяцев назад +16

      DAMN I had no that was a thing. Time to test this

    • @Vagossssssssss
      @Vagossssssssss 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@redgeoblaze3752 this list is a normie list, the guy doesn't know what he is talking about anyways

    • @salmonella7993
      @salmonella7993 9 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@VagossssssssssEverything is bad if you didn't create it, huh, Mr. Normie? Get off the internet, it's your bedtime.

    • @Vagossssssssss
      @Vagossssssssss 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@salmonella7993 This man doesn't even know how ashes of war are scaling or anything about the game at all. The ranking list is useless. He doesn't know how the game works this list is dumb

  • @kalywinston8066
    @kalywinston8066 2 месяца назад +21

    a 3d render of a slowly rotating object to display something in a video game is so timeless. i’ll never complain about it. 10/10.

  • @CPU9incarnate
    @CPU9incarnate 9 месяцев назад +195

    The purpose of the morning star is to be an immediately available option to go kill greyoll right at the start of the game that isn't the flail

    • @tach-uq5tw
      @tach-uq5tw 9 месяцев назад +9

      I have made it a habit to just go get bloody slash on the way to greyoll since I end up having to go there for the medallion, but yeah, anything is better than the flail

    • @Sitri115
      @Sitri115 9 месяцев назад +4

      Reduvia would be a better option and is available at the same point as morning star. Reduvia's bleed procs are insanely fast on Greyroll.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Sitri115 Morningstar has less arcane requirements

    • @Sitri115
      @Sitri115 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Mare_Man All classes have a max of 1-5 levels needed in order to use Reduvia, that's the equivalent of 1, maybe 2, graveyard visits and there's a graveyard right next to the first caelid bonfire and another one on your way to Greyroll. It'd be faster to use Reduvia since you can get the reqs for it on your way to Greyroll instead of going all the way down to the Morning Star then all the way up to Greyroll. Not to mention you can very easily respec to get rid of excess arcane.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Sitri115 Easier to get the Morningstar than to kill Nerius, and most classes don't even need to level to use it.

  • @enlongjones2394
    @enlongjones2394 9 месяцев назад +1150

    I’m so happy to see the Claymore so high up.
    I’ve loved that weapon and its moveset since Dark Souls 1. The simple addition of an R2 stab instead of a slam, and the option to two-hand it for vertical slashes, feels so versatile.

    • @trihexa3024
      @trihexa3024 9 месяцев назад +45

      the baemore

    • @kredonystus7768
      @kredonystus7768 9 месяцев назад +29

      It's only flaw is that there is no proper kilt in the game for cosplay. If there was it would be number 1 for me.

    • @ToeKnee010
      @ToeKnee010 8 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah fr I used it for the last half of the game with some lightning and other weapon incantations it’s just so sick

    • @switch4964
      @switch4964 8 месяцев назад +17

      Bro I adore the Claymore. Been using it since DS1 because of Oroboro's play more with the Claymore video back in the day.
      I love a simple ass sword ass sword that has a little bit of everything sometimes.

    • @redavocado4971
      @redavocado4971 8 месяцев назад +1

      Whats power stancing? Genuinely i dont know, Elden ring is my first from soft game and i got it like 4 days ago

  • @cpnquack3655
    @cpnquack3655 9 месяцев назад +253

    Rusty, you absolute madman.
    Huge respects to you for actually pushing forward and doing this. No one else would have even dared to do it as in depth as you have here. Cheers.

  • @mileswiltse4535
    @mileswiltse4535 Месяц назад +8

    "You do not personify freedom, you are its nemesis."
    Who the hell thought of putting such a raw line in a god damn tier list video

  • @Energyhedgehog
    @Energyhedgehog 9 месяцев назад +171

    Honestly, after this you definitely deserve a break. But if there MUST be another list/ranking after this? I just wanna see a list of your favorite powerful and unique builds you've made for this game. With all this knowledge and experience acquired you must have some deeply fun and satisfying play-styles you've done and a video where you can gush non-stop about your favorites might be a good palette cleanse and otherwise easier video to do compared to all the other rankings thus far.

    • @elibrainless90
      @elibrainless90 9 месяцев назад +7

      I'd also love to see this

    • @digital7519
      @digital7519 9 месяцев назад +6

      Needs to rank all boss rememberances now (just wanna see the intro lore continue)

    • @Mystic-Midnight
      @Mystic-Midnight 9 месяцев назад

      Elden Ring Tierlist of Elden Ring Tierlists

    • @Father303
      @Father303 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@digital7519All armor sets ranked by drip

  • @akoicarp
    @akoicarp 9 месяцев назад +466

    Got my disagreements - Clawmark Seal comes to mind, but my GOD what a great video. Incredible production, footage, and most impressively your consistency in your own criteria for ranking. You really understand why subjective review is still so popular and how to present your case with style and humor. Love it.

    • @alternanzafatemonogatari4868
      @alternanzafatemonogatari4868 9 месяцев назад +40

      It's literally better than finger seal and available for free at pretty much the same stage, idk also what it is with the complaint about the scaling, with 30 str and faith up to 50 it always outperformed erdtree seal
      And rock throw is an insane incant to boost

    • @EmeraldKittn
      @EmeraldKittn 9 месяцев назад

      My issue Was The Vulgar Militia Saw. I Ran A Build With It On My First Play Through, And Good Lord - Was It OP. I Bled An Omen With A Single Jump Attack With The blood Affinity...
      I Also Used It Since I Was Farming Dragon Barrow Vulgar Militia For Runes... With Ever Finding Out It Was Only One Step Behind The Mogwin Rune Farm. Used Because 'Serrated Butchering Knife On A Stick'

    • @ghotiphoti
      @ghotiphoti 9 месяцев назад +7

      clawmark seal feels very misplaced considering how valuable its niche is as a primarily strength-scaling talisman, but the biggest thing i wanna remind people of is that pretty much every weapon in C Tier and above is 100% usable. D Tier weapons typically under-perform but can still work if you put in some extra work.
      that and bleed is so powerful that you can imagine basically any infusable weapon with innate bleed (EXCEPT FLAILS) as a full tier higher than its placement on the list if you spec for it.
      edit: if any seal is deserving of the title of "worst" it's absolutely the frenzied flame seal. i don't care that it has like the third highest scaling or whatever, you need to get to lvl 80 on literally every stat to get the full benefit of it, its fucking dogwater

    • @alternanzafatemonogatari4868
      @alternanzafatemonogatari4868 9 месяцев назад

      Ye ff seal is terrible, frenzied burst is the only ff incantation one would be running normally and you don't really need to improve it's damage. Also it's the hardest seal to reach besides giant's and that one has a wider usage and it's not really hidden

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 9 месяцев назад

      @@alternanzafatemonogatari4868 It's better then finger seal if all you intend to do with it is use bestial vigor and maybe a few other buff spells that require 15 faith or less. If you're going for faith in any appreciable amount, the finger seal is still much better.

  • @trevorsreya8277
    @trevorsreya8277 9 месяцев назад +383

    One good thing about the glintstone staff: there is a noble that stands by himself a short distance away from Sellen's starting spot that has a 100% chance of dropping the staff the first time you kill it in a playthrough. Good for people who started as a wretch and want a quick and easy staff before replacing it with the superior demi human queen's staff.
    Edit: People in the comments are saying there's a noble that's actually a rune bear in disguise that is also close to Sellen's starting spot. I've never personally confirmed this, but this noble and the other noble are two completely different nobles.

    • @Inuyashapupped
      @Inuyashapupped 9 месяцев назад +5

      had to think about that for a sec ngl

    • @卛
      @卛 9 месяцев назад +4

      gravity staff says hi (s scaling in magic without requiring any upgrades btw)

    • @ajnewhouse6217
      @ajnewhouse6217 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@卛 the joke that just flew over your head says hi

    • @卛
      @卛 9 месяцев назад

      @@ajnewhouse6217 i'm sorry, can you explain the joke?

    • @Nostradankus
      @Nostradankus 9 месяцев назад

      @@卛 Not OP, but I'm pretty sure that particular noble will turn into a rune bear if you attack him. He does drop a larval tear though, and is IIRC the earliest you can get one of those.

  • @XX-qr9qi
    @XX-qr9qi 4 месяца назад +9

    Is it racist to say, you'd think that Japanese game devs would know the difference between a wakizashi and a tanto?

    • @EnvyMachinery
      @EnvyMachinery Месяц назад

      1. No, it isn't.
      2. What makes you think they don't?

  • @bluebrew8
    @bluebrew8 6 месяцев назад +705

    At first I clicked on this video with the full intent of just skipping straight to S tier for the best weapons, and I did. Just from the quality of the video, the humor, the cinematography, I’ve decided to to watch the entire video as if it’s a movie. I’m actually blown away with this video. You definitely earned my sub.

    • @andrew-rn9ui
      @andrew-rn9ui 3 месяца назад +5

      Good thing you didn't cause his ranking honestly sucks and is extremely subjective rather then objective and "meta" or w.e

    • @illkissyourightnow
      @illkissyourightnow 3 месяца назад

      wow. he must be honored for you to bestow your blessed sub. big day for us all.

    • @lukaschang5432
      @lukaschang5432 3 месяца назад +24

      @@andrew-rn9ui womp womp

    • @rickquackstley
      @rickquackstley 3 месяца назад +16

      @@andrew-rn9uiname ten books

    • @PanzerPanic
      @PanzerPanic 3 месяца назад +8

      @@andrew-rn9ui why dont you read the description of the video

  • @Kellan79
    @Kellan79 9 месяцев назад +242

    He did it, he really did it. Our eyes are yet to open in front of such a mad tier list

  • @toxicthorn769
    @toxicthorn769 9 месяцев назад +109

    Big respect for this project. Can't be easy ranking so many things, and you just KNOW someones gonna take it too real when you dunk on some random shitty weapon.

  • @icestar9266
    @icestar9266 Месяц назад +2

    1:26:24 aged like a fine wine

  • @shruiken15
    @shruiken15 9 месяцев назад +295

    I think you missed that the Beast-Repellent Torch also works on Basilisks. The ability to render Basilisk swarms non-hostile alone makes it my go-to torch for any playthrough.

    • @brucepreston3927
      @brucepreston3927 9 месяцев назад +22

      I loved this torch on my first playthrough, it saved my ass a bunch times! Especially with the basilisks!

    • @Mystic-Midnight
      @Mystic-Midnight 9 месяцев назад +6

      I loved it my first playthrough and then I forgot about it my 2nd playthrough and hated every cave

    • @TheRadioknight
      @TheRadioknight 9 месяцев назад +7

      I'm Sorry it can do WHAT?!

    • @Angi_Mathochist
      @Angi_Mathochist 9 месяцев назад +6

      Also for both that and the Sentry torch, you can put it ON YOUR BACK (by two-handing your main-hand weapon), which means you are NOT stuck with the Sentry torch's weapon art at all. So there's no reason NOT to use either of them. Unless you prefer a shield, I guess, or a staff or seal in that off-hand.

    • @gabrielolsen2648
      @gabrielolsen2648 9 месяцев назад +4

      ⁠@@Angi_Mathochistrealized that for those torches a couple playthroughs ago and it’s a total game changer. Makes caelid, basilisks and the invisible black knife assassins a walk in the park

  • @arealfakeidentity3355
    @arealfakeidentity3355 9 месяцев назад +95

    I cannot be more exited for this, he finally did it, I am unbridled with joy, unfathomably so, I am enlightened to all the good in the world, I am provided with an incomprehensible sense of euphoria, truly. This is like seeing Sisyphus actually finish pushing the boulder, he can finally rest, and everyone shall applaud this insane accomplishment.
    One must imagine Rusty happy.

  • @PastelN01r
    @PastelN01r 9 месяцев назад +250

    It speaks volumes to the sheer killing power of many weapons when the #86 weapon managed to carry me all the way not just through the game but against malenia too. What a phenomenal set of weapons this game has. Not as tightly condensed as Bloodborne but easily some of the most viable in variety.

    • @Rusty._
      @Rusty._  9 месяцев назад +195

      This list was extremely hard to organize for that reason. You could kill shit in this game with a toothpick if you wanted.

    • @PastelN01r
      @PastelN01r 9 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@Rusty._INSANE props to you for this, I'm going on a long flight soon and now I've got something to cover roughly 1/6 of it

    • @DemonLordSparda
      @DemonLordSparda 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@Rusty._ I hope I speak for a lot of us when I say we appreciate the effort. I bet 100 down through 10 was quite challenging to actually rank. You are the best list maker in the game.

    • @lowlydovahkiin8084
      @lowlydovahkiin8084 9 месяцев назад

      I used the grave scythe throughout the entire game and by god that thing combined with the stormcaller ash of war and quality attunemny was bloody insane.

    • @skilletborne
      @skilletborne 9 месяцев назад +2

      Really? As many good weapons as there are, I still find myself resenting the filler that a lot of the weapons in the game represent.
      There are so many entire dungeons where the loot, boss and gimmick are all redundant, and the number of weapons feels like a symptom of that bloat.

  • @3Tomatoess
    @3Tomatoess 6 месяцев назад +60

    this man put vyke's above blasphemous. all of blasphemous' apparent weaknesses are now considered strengths because it's on vyke's.

    • @baseballfan3770
      @baseballfan3770 5 месяцев назад +34

      yeah this video is....maybe not the best? Blasphemous Blade and DMGS are probably the best weapons in the game and they're in A-Tier?? The Pickaxe (!!) is NOT better than the fucking Dark Moon Greatsword

    • @dreadlord1265
      @dreadlord1265 3 месяца назад +19

      Vykes war spear doesnt do shit in pve and there are at least 100 better weapons than it. Bloodhounds fang and deaths poker are so fucking low for no reason its crazy. I like rusty but come on now

    • @jundongzhang9756
      @jundongzhang9756 3 месяца назад +10

      @@dreadlord1265glad to see some people don’t agree with some of his rankings😂. Thought I was tripping when no one asked why he placed blasphemous blade and dark moon greatsword so low and VYKEs spear at one.

    • @steveyuhas9278
      @steveyuhas9278 3 месяца назад +5

      Yea, I will say a lot of this is personal taste, it's hard to make a complete list everyone will agree with, AND it depends on your playstyle and whether you build for pvp or just smashing pve in your spare time.
      THAT being said.......yea. Some of these placements were just objectively crap. Blasphemous is objectively OP. And I won't try to claim the great club is the best in the game or anything, but at #287 below the crystal knife and a crossbow is INSANELY bad and just seems lazy. Great club is one of my favorite weapons in the game, def in my top ten. I can understand not putting that or prelates in the top 25 but prelate's at 120 something and great club at 287 is just bullshit lol. In addition to that, I tried Godslayer greatsword, raptor talons and guardian swordspear and to put those in S tier is just wacky, I did not have a good experience with any of those weapons and tossed them aside after giving them my best shot at trying to make them work well.
      So yea....not the best list but I take this video for what it is. A great way to have all the weapons showcased and to see just how much subjectivity there is in weapon choice and variety of playstyle.

    • @dreadlord1265
      @dreadlord1265 3 месяца назад +1

      @@steveyuhas9278 godslayers greatsword is pretty damn good

  • @franka76
    @franka76 9 месяцев назад +56

    Rusty. You. Are. The. Man. Appreciate all that you do. This was EPIC. Happy Holidays!

  • @Ewing_Klipspringer
    @Ewing_Klipspringer 9 месяцев назад +288

    Rusty, the Beast Repellant Torch works against basilisks, so it's honestly extremely useful in certain locations.

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 9 месяцев назад +21

      It also works against bats and snails, don’t know why he thinks it doesn’t

    • @crwlermadsin1191
      @crwlermadsin1191 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@Ake-TL Well it works against snails but it doesn't work against bats.

    • @EnzoZambrotti
      @EnzoZambrotti 9 месяцев назад +24

      Should be atleast 30 spots higher.
      Shame, guess he’ll have to remake the video

    • @jasminecluney1769
      @jasminecluney1769 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah but my whole play through I only fought basilisks a handful of times.

    • @Bun_McByuun
      @Bun_McByuun 9 месяцев назад +1

      It made going through the Lake of Rot much less annoying, getting the Tree Sentinel armour was cake (just stand half way out of the tunnel where the chariot rides over you and use Margit's shackle, destroying the chariots + awarding the gear) and the sewers a breeze.

  • @enderaceofspades8579
    @enderaceofspades8579 9 месяцев назад +130

    Y'know what, absolute mad respect for turning what was once a joke we thought wouldn't really happen into an actual video!

  • @realyfd
    @realyfd 2 месяца назад +6

    1:26:25 well that aged well

  • @ThatBeePerson
    @ThatBeePerson 9 месяцев назад +86

    HOLY SHIT YOU ACTUALLY WENT AND DID IT
    I lack the words to describe just how funny it is that no other content creator I know would ever even get close to doing something like this, yet here we are, sat in front of a nearly 3 hour video ranking every single weapon, oh boy this is going to be FUN

  • @SoggySlopster
    @SoggySlopster 9 месяцев назад +128

    Fun fact about zamor curved sword ash, unlike the sorcery you actually can’t get interrupted while doing the ice storm making it so much better than the sorcery. It also doesn’t require magic the damage scales with weapon upgrade making it a versatile pic for any build

  • @EZnation100
    @EZnation100 9 месяцев назад +65

    All we can say is thank you Rusty. Your hard work was worth it. Watching this brought me joy.

  • @brennanrear3154
    @brennanrear3154 5 месяцев назад +2

    Now rank all the waifus 😂

  • @TheLyricalCleric
    @TheLyricalCleric 9 месяцев назад +124

    1:28:10 the Banished Knight GS is notable in that it shares the moveset of the Mirrah GS that Lucatiel wielded in DS2. I love using it because of its artful swings.

    • @adrianburvall1495
      @adrianburvall1495 9 месяцев назад +14

      Same with the Knight’s Greatsword and Inseparable Sword

    • @ColdNorth0628
      @ColdNorth0628 9 месяцев назад +3

      The community name for the moveset I have heard is "Dex Greatsword"

    • @harrisonnguyen5432
      @harrisonnguyen5432 9 месяцев назад +1

      You're also forgetting Hollowslayer Greatsword.

    • @senounatsuru6453
      @senounatsuru6453 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@harrisonnguyen5432 The hollowslayer greatsword is the Mirrah greatsword.

    • @jeronimojosemontalvovasque6105
      @jeronimojosemontalvovasque6105 9 месяцев назад

      For me that's the best GS in the game is just too good

  • @dracolyte08
    @dracolyte08 9 месяцев назад +9

    RUSTY PIN ME PLS
    F TIER
    308- soldiers crossbow
    307- sentry’s torch
    306- weathered straight sword
    305- rotten crystal staff
    304- whip
    303- ghostflame torch
    302- ivory sickle
    301- torch
    300- harp bow
    299- iron spear
    298- cane sword
    297- varre’s bouquet
    296- caestus
    295- torchpole
    294- celebrant’s cleaver
    293- gelmir glintstone staff
    292- flowing curved sword
    291- forked hatchet
    290- flail
    289- serpent god’s curved sword
    288- loretta’s war sickle
    287- great club
    286- mantis blade
    285- crystal knife
    284- troll’s hammer
    283- crepus’ black-key crossbow
    282- warpick
    D TIER
    281- celebrant’s skull
    280- clawmark seal
    279- nightrider flail
    278- rosus’ axe
    277- spear
    276- battle hammer
    275- rotten battle hammer
    274- jawbone axe
    273- staff of the guilty
    272- forked greatsword
    271- celebrant’s sickle
    270- scepter of the all-knowing
    269- duelist greataxe
    268- mace
    267- rotten greataxe
    266- zamor curved sword
    265- gargoyle’s black halberd
    264- serpent bow
    263- monk’s flameblade
    262- glintstone staff
    261- grafted dragon
    260- beast-repellent torch
    259- shotel
    258- gargoyle’s black axe
    257- family heads
    256- shortbow
    255- envoy’s horn
    254- battle axe
    253- bastard sword
    252- beastman’s cleaver
    251- gargoyle’s black blades
    250- frenzied flame seal
    249- eclipse shotel
    248- heavy crossbow
    247- serpentbone blade
    246- troll knight’s sword
    245- digger’s staff
    244- blade of calling
    243- steel-wire torch
    242- gargoyle’s black blade
    241- staff of loss
    240- light crossbow
    239- winged greathorn
    238- nox flowing sword
    237- spiked club
    236- erdtree greatbow
    235- red branch shortbow
    234- scorpion’s stinger
    233- longbow
    232- rotten crystal spear
    231- watchdog’s staff
    230- composite bow
    229- scimitar
    228- dragon greatclaw
    227- gargoyle’s great axe
    226- katar
    225- envoy’s greathorn
    224- prince of death staff
    223- highland axe
    222- staff of the avatar
    221- erdtree bow
    220- alabaster lord’s sword
    C TIER
    219- dagger
    218- devourer’s scepter
    217- celebrant’s rib-rake
    216- bastard’s stars
    215- albinauric bow
    214- stormhawk axe
    213- finger seal
    212- beastman’s curved sword
    211- full moon crossbow
    210- demi-human queen’s staff
    209- gravel stone seal
    208- lordsworn’s greatsword
    207- golden epitaph
    206- greatbow
    205- arbalest
    204- lucerne
    203- veteran’s prosthesis
    202- wakizashi
    201- sacrificial axe
    200- pulley bow
    199- giant’s seal
    198- morning star
    197- hand ballista
    196- pest’s glaive
    195- icerind hatchet
    194- falchion
    193- gargoyle’s greatsword
    192- meteorite staff
    191- onyx lord’s greatsword
    190- golem’s halberd
    189- azur’s staff
    188- ripple blade
    187- marika’s hammer
    186- crystal spear
    185- st. trina’s torch
    184- beastclaw greathammer
    183- dismounter
    182- rotten staff
    181- spiked caestus
    180- misbegotten shortbow
    179- axe of godfrey
    178- short sword
    177- thorned whip
    176- iron greatsword
    175- club
    174- ornamental straight sword
    173- black bow
    172- curved club
    171- rivers of blood
    170- monk’s flame mace
    169- starscourge greatswords
    168- albinauric staff
    167- black knife
    166- rapier
    165- vulgar militia shotel
    164- lordsworn’s straight sword
    163- ripple crescent halberd
    162- rogier’s rapier
    161- astrologer’s staff
    160- scythe
    159- misericorde
    158- shamshir
    157- frozen needle
    156- iron ball
    155- giant crusher
    B TIER
    154- carian glintstone staff
    153- ruins greatsword
    152- omen cleaver
    151- dragonscale blade
    150- ghiza’s wheel
    149- carian glintblade staff
    148- magma blade
    147- gargoyle’s twinblade
    146- stone club
    145- hand axe
    144- horn bow
    143- longsword
    142- sword of st. trina
    141- axe of godrick
    140- watchdog’s greatsword
    139- greataxe
    138- knight’s greatsword
    137- banished knight’s greatsword
    136- chainlink flail
    135- erdsteel dagger
    134- pulley crossbow
    133- clinging bone
    132- troll’s golden sword
    131- golden order seal
    130- parrying dagger
    129- large club
    128- inseparable sword
    127- magma whip candlestick
    126- prelate’s inferno crozier
    125- golden order greatsword
    124- sword of night and flame
    123- grafted blade greatsword
    122- great mace
    121- bloodstained dagger
    120- noble’s estoc
    119- brick hammer
    118- golem greatbow
    117- rotten crystal sword
    116- crystal sword
    115- grossmesser
    114- ringed finger
    113- hammer
    112- wing of astel
    111- gargoyle’s halberd
    110- giant’s red braid
    109- maliketh’s black blade
    108- death ritual spear
    107- lazuli glintstone sword
    106- urumi
    105- short spear
    104- jar cannon
    103- halberd
    102- glaive
    101- antspur
    100- grave scythe
    99- vulgar militia saw
    98- carian knight’s sword
    97- scavenger’s curved sword
    96- butchering knife
    95- long-haft axe
    A TIER
    94- nox flowing hammer
    93- death’s poker
    92- royal greatsword
    91- lion greatbow
    90- twinblade
    89- dragon king’s cragblade
    88- erdtree seal
    87- hookclaws
    86- bloodhound’s fang
    85- winged scythe
    84- cleanrot spear
    83- bloody heice
    82- greathorn hammer
    81- venomous fang
    80- godslayer’s seal
    79- broadsword
    78- dragon halberd
    77- great epee
    76- partisan
    75- meteoric ore blade
    74- great knife
    73- estoc
    72- regalia of eochaid
    71- glintstone kris
    70- warhawk’s talon
    69- cipher pata
    68- carian regal scepter
    67- magma wyrm’s scalesword
    66- crescent moon axe
    65- twinned knight swords
    64- halo scythe
    63- warped axe
    62- hand of malenia
    61- bolt of gransax
    60- miquellan knights sword
    59- cinquedea
    58- marais executioner sword
    57- reduvia
    56- banished knights halberd
    55- clayman’s harpoon
    54- commander’s standard
    53- morgott’s curved sword
    52- inquisitor’s girandole
    51- dark moon greatsword
    50- coded sword
    49- flamberge
    48- treespear
    47- star fist
    46- golden halberd
    45- sword of milos
    44- uchigatana
    43- spiked spear
    42- academy glintstone staff
    41- curved great club
    40- ordovis’s great sword
    39- executioner’s great axe
    38- godskin stitcher
    37- blasphemous blade
    36- bloodhound claws
    35- greatsword
    34- sacred relic sword
    33- crystal staff
    32- serpent hunter
    31- helphen’s steeple
    S TIER
    30- eleonora’s poleblade
    29- fallingstar beast jaw
    28- claymore
    27- hoslow’s petal whip
    26- iron cleaver
    25- zweihander
    24- godskin peeler
    23- lusat’s glintstone staff
    22- godslayer’s greatsword
    21- noble’s slender sword
    20- pickaxe
    19- pike
    18- great stars
    17- moonveil
    16- siluria’s tree
    15- great omenkiller cleaver
    14- cranial vessel candlestand
    13- bandit’s curved sword
    12- rusted anchor
    11- envoy’s long horn
    10- lance
    9- cleanrot knight’s sword
    8- cross-naginata
    7- guardian’s swordspear
    6- dragonn communion seal
    5- nightrider glaive
    4- nagakiba
    3- raptor talons
    2- mohgwyn’s sacred spear
    1- vyke’s war spear
    This sucked, but at least the video was good

    • @carmacksanderson3937
      @carmacksanderson3937 9 месяцев назад

      Replying to hopefully increase visibility. A+ for effort

    • @IDKbruh420
      @IDKbruh420 9 месяцев назад

      He won't cause less people will actually watch the video

    • @DankLordDemaar
      @DankLordDemaar 7 месяцев назад

      Thanks!

  • @Gondaldin
    @Gondaldin 9 месяцев назад +96

    The Noble Sorcerer that's located at the ruins between Waypoint Ruins and the camp where you find the Royal House Scroll has a 100% drop rate for the Glintstone Staff.

    • @Dragonrider-cj8js
      @Dragonrider-cj8js 9 месяцев назад

      Thats why I have like 80 of those bitches. I use that area to test weapons out😂

  • @GralbGralbX2
    @GralbGralbX2 2 месяца назад +74

    Puts blasphemous blade at 37 cuz it does fire damage but puts Vykes war spear at 1… a weapon that also does fire damage and is just inherently worse in almost every single PvE situation minus a handful of bosses and invasions

    • @hexi9595
      @hexi9595 2 месяца назад +13

      Vyke's highest scaling is Dex but the fire in the weapon art scales w Strength... Yeah he missed that one.

    • @dogmat8733
      @dogmat8733 2 месяца назад +5

      It’s a Greatsword vs a Great Spear though. Different moveset, and obviously he prefers the great spear moveset over the Greatsword moveset.

    • @chancetherappersburner6338
      @chancetherappersburner6338 2 месяца назад

      ​@@dogmat8733 The list is fucking trash

    • @mathurex211
      @mathurex211 Месяц назад +1

      ​@dogmat8733 yea he even stated he had a theme getting toward the end

    • @GralbGralbX2
      @GralbGralbX2 Месяц назад +4

      @@dogmat8733 so you’re basically saying his only reason to put it over 30 spots higher than BB is cuz he prefers spears? Like huh? I prefer twin blades. Easily my favorite weapon type but I can recognize that majority of the Twinblade aren’t that amazing unless you run bleed or frost
      In no world should vykes war spear be one and it’s ash of war is mainly a PvP ash

  • @choklatecheeseburger
    @choklatecheeseburger 9 месяцев назад +478

    Well done sir, well done.
    My only gripe would be with the clawmark seal. You are correct that it does not keep up with other seals for scaling, but it isnt supposed to. Its for nearly pure strength builds to have some spell/ranged options.

    • @TempestLich
      @TempestLich 9 месяцев назад +39

      absolutely factual, it's a decent seal for strength builds because of that bit of strength scaling, and it allows the beastial incantations to do more damage and they're not too bad in pvp

    • @TheGrinningViking
      @TheGrinningViking 9 месяцев назад +27

      I came here to say that, it's for tossing rocks at annoying things in PvE. Solid choice for melee strength build utility.

    • @cytosine6870
      @cytosine6870 8 месяцев назад +19

      This, in a pure strength build you don't have that much faith, but at say 60 strength and maybe 15 faith it gives you access to great incants like flame grant me strength, and stone of gurranq and still able scale with your stats

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 8 месяцев назад +6

      Speaking of strength, the vular militia shotel not only gets a B in dex on it's lightning affinity, but it even gets a B in str on fire affinity. Which means two-handing the thing boosts the physical and fire damage by a B str scaling.

    • @zjpdarkblaze
      @zjpdarkblaze 7 месяцев назад +1

      well, these ranking is mostly for pvp... which is a shame. he should seperate pvp from pve

  • @williamcote4208
    @williamcote4208 9 месяцев назад +281

    Note about Staff of Loss: two of them in each hand and the night comet transforms into the “NIGHT NUKE”

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 9 месяцев назад +83

      Two in EACH hand? How big are your fuggin hands??

    • @shadowpriceyear2713
      @shadowpriceyear2713 9 месяцев назад +7

      The arguement of the school boost being worse than a higher scaling staff doesn’t apply to loss specifically. At 80 int/80 fth it deals more night comet damage than princes staff.

    • @figuures6098
      @figuures6098 9 месяцев назад +8

      Night Commit

    • @hez8719
      @hez8719 9 месяцев назад +9

      I know what you actually meant but it'd be awesome if you could actually hold 2 of them in each hand.

    • @Xaiclun
      @Xaiclun 9 месяцев назад +8

      Ah, the classic four arm fighting skill like General Grivious uses it, how could I forgot about it?

  • @draxxilion5957
    @draxxilion5957 9 месяцев назад +198

    2:14:22 I think it's worth mentioning that the tree spear is buffable, like with spells. This means you can throw sacred blade (the incantation) on it and reach ludicrously high levels of holy damage, making it the uncontested strongest faith weapon in the game by pure damage. At the cost of not using the ash of war you can climb up to 600 holy damage at the same time as the solid physical damage, and that's without any of the non-weapon buffs you are going to use as a faith build.

    • @Sternertime
      @Sternertime 8 месяцев назад +4

      It also has the greatest charged R2 out of any spear in the game

    • @eriknilsen3350
      @eriknilsen3350 8 месяцев назад

      I also use the tree spear, what I love most about it is once you hit the minimum specs for it including stamina you still have a decently useful weapon and can focus on faith to have good damage on your incantations. Plus you can use the lightning incantation on it to get some nice damage for a minute or 2.

  • @bobgog1232
    @bobgog1232 Месяц назад +3

    1:26:20 i love how she actually was the avatar

  • @nolongeraperson
    @nolongeraperson 9 месяцев назад +218

    Funny thing is, the Square Off Ash of War is so good that even the Cane Sword does very well with it. Sadly, we lost the VOD footage of GinoMachino's Cane Sword Only No Hit Run.

    • @simonjohnson3424
      @simonjohnson3424 9 месяцев назад +13

      The poise damage on square off is underrated tbh

    • @NoNono-o3h
      @NoNono-o3h 9 месяцев назад +4

      Here we go with people overrating square off again. My brother in christ, is the best option on STRAIGHT SWORDS and straight swords without powerstancing sucks ass

    • @nolongeraperson
      @nolongeraperson 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@NoNono-o3h ...you realize you didn't make a single point towards your argument, right? Nor did it add any relevance nor value to the topic.

    • @NoNono-o3h
      @NoNono-o3h 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@nolongeraperson damn that's some sad reading comprehension then

    • @justakettlehelm1673
      @justakettlehelm1673 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@nolongeraperson he's still right though (at least on the part where SO is overrated), half the comment section on one of Rusty's previous videos was just people glazing square off because he put it low in the AoW tier list.
      I agree with this because in the grand scheme of things, and looking beyond a world outside of straight swords and purely stance damage, Square off lacks utility of other AoWs, let alone the AoWs of certain unique weapons (Even at that there's uniques like Dynast's finesse that does stance break even better than SO does).

  • @terminus6344
    @terminus6344 9 месяцев назад +579

    Not enough people talking about how incredibly written the dialogue at the start and end is. Actually so well-written, and well-voiced honestly

    • @VSN-wb2ly
      @VSN-wb2ly 9 месяцев назад +20

      Well written but not well ranked, some of his takes was inconsistent...
      Like how can blasphemous blade, dark moon great sword, nightrider glaves, etc below claws, I get it he had opinions about them but if so then it's a weird one.

    • @cyberpowr7930
      @cyberpowr7930 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@VSN-wb2ly 🤓

    • @VSN-wb2ly
      @VSN-wb2ly 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@cyberpowr7930 "they hated Jesus because he told them the truth"

    • @ostrava1527
      @ostrava1527 9 месяцев назад

      i didnt watch the video because of the shit at the start, no one wants that and its awful

    • @thatoneguy5856
      @thatoneguy5856 9 месяцев назад +34

      You seriously comparing yourself to Jesus?

  • @pooydragon5398
    @pooydragon5398 9 месяцев назад +78

    The sceptre of the all knowing could have been a really cool staff+seal

    • @TheR6R6R
      @TheR6R6R 9 месяцев назад +7

      Thank modders for adding 'dual catalysts' in.

    • @DreyfusLagoon
      @DreyfusLagoon 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheR6R6RWouldn’t be surprised if they included one in the dlc

    • @Father303
      @Father303 9 месяцев назад

      I had it lying in my inventory for my first 5 journeys, thinking that it was a staff, until i saw someone in a video use it as a melee weapon

    • @grimm3995
      @grimm3995 2 месяца назад

      well now we have a staff seal hybrid

  • @fleshdog5931
    @fleshdog5931 3 месяца назад +2

    I will always love my lucerne, mediocrity be damned. Challenging dragons, gods, and all other manner of horrifically powerfull foe with a run of the mill pollaxe will never not be badass.

  • @kyleshark1332
    @kyleshark1332 8 месяцев назад +695

    The Staff of Loss was massively underrated here. It’s buff to Night sorceries is a whopping 30% increase, the only other staff with a 30% buff to a spell type if the meteor staff’s 30% to gravity sorceries, but the meteor staff cannot be upgraded while the Staff of Loss can, allow it to become far stronger. This 30% buff also stacks multiplicatively to a 69% buff if you wield two of them. To top it off the spells that this staff upgrades, the night sorceries, are pretty good. They’re not the highest base damage ever but with that 69% they out damage most other spells, don’t cost much FP and are fast to cast. To top it off they’re invisible, meaning bosses make no effort to dodge them. I use the Staff of Loss on my sorcerer build and first tried every boss in the game, Malenia was dead before she even got to hit me once, it’s easily the strongest staff in the game and is super easy to use.

    • @Amoeby
      @Amoeby 7 месяцев назад +48

      Imo Night Comet is the only good Night sorcery. However, this thing freaking clears houses. You can easily no diff Malenia with it.

    • @urekmazino6519
      @urekmazino6519 7 месяцев назад +24

      Straight up, Staff of Loss + Night Comet trivializes virtually the entire game. The combination of being able to get it super early in the game before facing any boss at all, with it ruining enemy AI because they cannot dodge or react to it, and its high damage output, as well as the fact it's ranged so you don't even need to block or dodge many encounters, it's just ridiculous. I've yet to find an easier NG run then this combo. All the other OP shit is mid to late game or requires NG+ What people also need to realize is that it doesn't need 2 staff of loss and the spell damage buffs to make it work. I ran through NG specifically with only Physick and Talisman's as my spell buffs, so that I wouldn't have to pre-buff before any fight. The only bosses that were annoying were Rykard but we all know the solution to that, and EB which genuinely was annoying to deal with because of FP flask management. Though that's the other key point, people can use this setup as a support off-hand while using any of the many amazing Int scaling melee weapons this game has. Moonveil, DM GS, Night and Flame, there are so many good ones.
      Oh also, Ambush Shard is another good Night Sorcery to be used against big knights with big shields.

    • @TheEru88
      @TheEru88 7 месяцев назад +5

      Double staff of Loss with Night Comet it's the meta for Mages

    • @aesiro13
      @aesiro13 7 месяцев назад +15

      69% damage increase
      Nice

    • @foxft
      @foxft 7 месяцев назад +16

      To be fair, he DID address all of this in his sorceries/staff videos. He’s simply taking into account the fact that it ONLY works when you wield 2 and only use one spell. There are 70+ sorceries or something in the game. Why lock yourself out of everything else. That’s why it’s rated low. Not because it’s not nichely overpowered, but because it’s just not flexible and not objectively fun.

  • @56safety
    @56safety 9 месяцев назад +83

    I appreciate the story being told in the skits of these weapon ranking videos, I don't have the int to understand it, but I appreciate the effort you put into them

    • @HeyoItsAxel
      @HeyoItsAxel 9 месяцев назад +3

      jokes on you, that's just what rusty has to go through every new video

    • @valhalla_1129
      @valhalla_1129 9 месяцев назад +2

      I don't have the int either, but I got the faith requirement to assume it's good :)
      anybody wanna join a church or commune with me? Yaaaay!

  • @Michael-bb1cw
    @Michael-bb1cw 9 месяцев назад +38

    It's finally here! Rusty, thank you for all the hard work you put into this!

  • @GralbGralbX2
    @GralbGralbX2 2 месяца назад +5

    Video is good but something’s make absolutely no sense and I think Rusty isn’t aware of a lot of elden ring mechanics
    Namely how OP starfists are if you spam charged heavy’s and BB, dark moon GS being not even in the top 35 is crazy
    Entire reason for putting BB at 35 is cuz it does fire damage? And there’s a handful of bosses that have a fight in water or while it’s raining…. Is that it???

  • @lisaduggan9782
    @lisaduggan9782 9 месяцев назад +40

    I cannot fathom the amount of effort needed to do this one. Good job, Rusty! 😁😁😁

  • @gwonamtimetraveler
    @gwonamtimetraveler 9 месяцев назад +44

    The other thing the Black Bow has going for it is the unique quick attacks you can do after Rolling as well, like the ds3 Composite bow. i've always found it so useful as you can get a quick shot off while rolling Away from an enemy

    • @ethanpadwick6943
      @ethanpadwick6943 9 месяцев назад +3

      Isnt that just the shortbow moveset tho...

  • @aelthirgray4435
    @aelthirgray4435 9 месяцев назад +266

    Mad respect man. For script, for patience, for jokes, everything. Good job.
    And gotta admit, last lines of a story you're spinning - got me chills

    • @shimomiaizo
      @shimomiaizo 9 месяцев назад

      the opening sequence legit gave me goosebumps

  • @ZugzugZugzugson
    @ZugzugZugzugson 3 месяца назад +12

    having tried out the banished knights greatsword for the past two weeks i must say you completely undersold it in this rank list, bro.
    this baby took me all the way through the game and the blood of every single demigod (and god) in the game stains its blade.
    it has the same move set as the inseparable sword but none of its limitations (aka you can dedicate fully to strength and slap heavy affinity on it, which is what i did). once the moveset grows on you, its very hard to go back to the standard clumsy greatsword moveset.
    ironically, i only figured how great this sword is because i was looking to make myself a discount inseparable sword in my early game playthrough, and i was very positively surprised how much it trucks with sacred sword ash.
    so much so that i would say it far outperforms it.
    it also absolutely slaps with firestrike ash; dumping 1200+ damage in the span of 1.5 seconds catches everyone off guard in pvp because they can't tell the difference between firestrike and catch flame (which is what they _think_ i'm trying to use) so when that followup mega slash hits them outta nowhere they ALWAYS panic roll.
    the only downside i have experienced is its somewhat medium reach, but its cousin "knight's greatsword" (which also has the same move set) covers that niche for a minor damage tradeoff.

    • @jon9828
      @jon9828 Месяц назад

      I like that alternate 2h moveset so much.
      I may be biased by the full playthrough of DS3 with the hollowslayer gs :).

    • @Hornpub12
      @Hornpub12 26 дней назад

      It's my second playthrough (mage before) and i use this gorgeous sword on my strength build with fire sword dance. It's so powerful and beautiful

  • @DestinValk
    @DestinValk 9 месяцев назад +32

    As much of a joke these might have become, it's impressive that you give an opinion of each and every one, that's some determinations, thanks for giving in to our shenanigans, keep up the good work!

  • @cataclysmicacedia824
    @cataclysmicacedia824 9 месяцев назад +40

    "You do not personify freedom. You are it's nemesis" oh that gave me chills!!!

    • @DeadSparkMan
      @DeadSparkMan 9 месяцев назад +8

      Honestly those little scenario tidbits at the beginning and end were pretty cool, but you could tell it was a metaphor for making such lists, and that becoming the list guy was not that easy on Rusty.

    • @mchanzo_
      @mchanzo_ 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@DeadSparkMan I think the elden beast in the skit is supposed to represent the youtube "algorithm" as a whole since youtube really likes to make creators feel like they aren't doing enough, or at least that's what I got from it

    • @willowdelosrios4326
      @willowdelosrios4326 9 месяцев назад +3

      The Elden beast in game embodies the Greater Will and the Golden Order, both of which are beings/organizations which are based on a worldview in which true free will is a unavoidable sin at best, and an undesirable error in the perfect and harmonious mathematics of the universe at worst. The golden order has a bunch of incantations that deal with ideas of Order and mathematics in relation to faith and magic. The Elden beast is thus arguably a perfect embodiment of something like the RUclips algorithm.

  • @GreenEyedCrow97
    @GreenEyedCrow97 9 месяцев назад +58

    The pickaxe landing #20 simultaneously shocked the hell out of me and filled my heart with joy. I was starting to think I had missed its entry and would have to dig through the past two hours to find it. I definitely don't utilize its fullest potential, but God do I love that weapon.

  • @Elden_Cock_Ring
    @Elden_Cock_Ring 9 месяцев назад +448

    Not gonna lie, some of these choices really have me confused:
    Blasphemous Blade at #37 because fire damage is affected by rain, yet the Cranial Vessel Candlestand is #14 when it does fire damage and has an Ash that locks you in place for a long time
    Not to mention that the #1 pick also does fire damage
    And the Wing of Astel, Bloodhounds Fang, and Dark Moon Greatsword deserve far higher placings (they're all at least top 25 weapons)

    • @mergenocide
      @mergenocide 8 месяцев назад +161

      Yeah, I feel he might have placed the BB a bit lower just to be a bit contrarian considering it so often sits in the top 5 of people's best weapon lists...or this list is so insanely long he just lost track of the reasoning given for each weapon so it was a genuine mistake.

    • @Frostman411
      @Frostman411 8 месяцев назад +29

      I mean the burst damage on the Cranial vessel against large creatures is impossible to deny and it does excellent damage even in rain. Also, BB being in the 90th percentile of good weapons is appropriate.

    • @twinlyplays
      @twinlyplays 8 месяцев назад +27

      @@mergenocide I think part of the issue with this is the "staying consistent with prior lists" thing, and it's possible because the list was so long he just kind of puzzle pieced different lists together. idk

    • @moomgmh
      @moomgmh 8 месяцев назад +38

      With a list this large, you've got to expect some individual inconsistencies just because there's so much to consider. The difference in performance for like +-30 tiers is pretty negligible.

    • @jerry27syd
      @jerry27syd 8 месяцев назад +4

      I haven't played Elden Ring for a while, I remembered that after River of blood got nerfed, BB became one of commonly seen sword.

  • @LAK_770
    @LAK_770 9 месяцев назад +130

    The consistent astuteness and agreeability of this list is incredible, not to mention its sheer scale. But BRUHHH the Clawmark is the absolute cornerstone of STR/FTH builds. Like, this is one of the most popular and effective setups, it's not a limited niche we're splitting hairs over. Clawmark is arguably almost *too* good considering what it does for STR in terms of versatility and utility. Its absolute floor is A tier.

    • @neeleshchopra5781
      @neeleshchopra5781 9 месяцев назад +7

      Nuh uh

    • @NoNono-o3h
      @NoNono-o3h 9 месяцев назад

      Nah, until you're using it to cast 13 faith buffs, two fingers seals does better

    • @IdToaster
      @IdToaster 9 месяцев назад +15

      Clawmark isn't great because Clawmark is great, it's great because you're running Str/Fth anyway and you're being rewarded for it.
      On its own it's the second-worst catalyst, it sucks for casting heals and buffs, the boost to bestial incantations is only 10% (even if pocket sand and The Rock are pretty decent), it's just that the stat spread is great. Pure Faith builds can have iffy weapon choices depending on where you stop leveling Str/Dex, Int/Fth has few options and Arc/Fth has fewer, and the fact that Frenzied Flame Seal is _technically_ the Dex/Fth option says it all.

    • @innerecho9468
      @innerecho9468 2 месяца назад

      Y’all just have a problem with clawmark seal lol 💀💀💀

  • @yeffery
    @yeffery 9 месяцев назад +74

    Note on the torch: it can be moderately useful against stone miner enemies in the early game due to its high fire damage.

    • @bw5020
      @bw5020 9 месяцев назад

      Those things are ANNOYING

  • @djneutronzxxj3982
    @djneutronzxxj3982 Месяц назад +2

    0:51 I see what you did there world ender

  • @topcatchillinbytrash
    @topcatchillinbytrash 9 месяцев назад +61

    Something that I think gets overlooked by everyone is the fact that Cipher Pata and Coded Sword's light attack don't ding against walls which works wonders in tight spaces

  • @jds0406
    @jds0406 8 месяцев назад +349

    Good stuff. I just finished ng+7, working on "soft maxing" my character (all 80's lol). I wrote down about 20 weapons from this list that I either haven't collected yet (somehow) or had never considered using, but will now try out based on your commentary/recommendations. I'm a bit bored of all the standard "greats" and over-optimization, so I'm looking forward to freshening things up. Thanks for all the effort you put into your videos -- you keep me coming back to this game. Blessings.

    • @Mystra
      @Mystra 7 месяцев назад +2

      All you need is 80 intelligence and 60 vit and you own the game. That said I am doing the same as you 😂

    • @jds0406
      @jds0406 7 месяцев назад +2

      I hear ya. I bust out my Night Comet setup when I don't feel like trying lol. Still cool to no longer have to respec to try new weapons or builds, and having all the passive resistances is nice.

    • @andrewjazdzyk1215
      @andrewjazdzyk1215 7 месяцев назад +5

      My brain doesn't mind grinding so I've only done one playthrough but I'm like level 365

    • @andrewjazdzyk1215
      @andrewjazdzyk1215 7 месяцев назад

      My brain doesn't mind grinding so I've only done one playthrough but I'm like level 365

    • @Mystra
      @Mystra 7 месяцев назад

      @@andrewjazdzyk1215 yeah the grinding isn't that bad

  • @lukatosic09
    @lukatosic09 9 месяцев назад +136

    Rosus axe is actually crazy strong, the aow shreds hp and posture

    • @psyo_nade3177
      @psyo_nade3177 9 месяцев назад +25

      if it hits

    • @NoNono-o3h
      @NoNono-o3h 9 месяцев назад +15

      If it hits

    • @n1ckotin
      @n1ckotin 9 месяцев назад +15

      if it hits

    • @lukatosic09
      @lukatosic09 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@psyo_nade3177 it always hits though smart one since the skeletons activate even if you die or get stunned as long as it's after I think the 4th frame on 60fps

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@lukatosic09 You ruined it

  • @Ilmi9n9me
    @Ilmi9n9me 3 месяца назад +1

    Ok good 👍 but you don't have to base a wepon on the strongest version of it that you can possibly make, like the loretta war sickle, ok you can use the guardain swordspear whit the ash of war but Loretta's war sickle it's much powerful of a f**cking short sword, or the MAGMA BLADE BRO it's one of the strongest curved sword of the game excluding the scavenger and bandit whit blood affinity😒

  • @mutilator97
    @mutilator97 9 месяцев назад +63

    Crazy to me how low you ranked the beastmans curved sword. It's literally a direct upgrade from the broadsword in every regard. Better scaling, better damage, better moveset, comparable weight, and honestly? Good looking too.

    • @Befroc
      @Befroc 9 месяцев назад +2

      Dualwielding BCS str build is fucking sick

    • @awanderer7132
      @awanderer7132 9 месяцев назад +13

      2% drop rate from a specific enemy that some builds will struggle to farm
      Probably the reasoning there

    • @mutilator97
      @mutilator97 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@awanderer7132 and yet he ranked the slender sword stupid high despite its meh damage and okay scaling with a ridiculously low drop rate.
      Also beastkin aren't that hard to farm. I've used most every type of build. And if you're farming bcs, you should be fine. Str builds clobber beastmen poise easily

    • @awanderer7132
      @awanderer7132 9 месяцев назад

      @@mutilator97 🤷‍♂️

    • @catharsix
      @catharsix 9 месяцев назад +6

      Leave the man alone, he finally ranked the weapons 😂

  • @cordyceps182
    @cordyceps182 9 месяцев назад +36

    The Darkmoon Greatsword is ranked way too low, judging by your criteria. It has insane DPS, scales very well with Int, inflicts Frostbite readily, absolutely demolishes posture, and it has great lore and a great a questline.
    The only thing it suffers in is PvP, and that's just because it's a greatsword with the clunkier moveset.
    If you see this, could you explain why it's below a lot of other options?

    • @tristanward9937
      @tristanward9937 9 месяцев назад +3

      His tier list is dumb. Ranking shit high that has no reason to be.

    • @Kinginazur
      @Kinginazur 9 месяцев назад

      Womp womp be happy he made@@tristanward9937

    • @Kinginazur
      @Kinginazur 9 месяцев назад

      do it yourself then

  • @dda50
    @dda50 8 месяцев назад +200

    The Beast Repellent Torch works on Basilisks, no more getting spit to literal death.

    • @479gemgirl1
      @479gemgirl1 6 месяцев назад +9

      300+ hours in the game and i did not know this 😑

    • @raijinoflimgrave8708
      @raijinoflimgrave8708 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@479gemgirl1 1200 hours in and i just learned this

    • @THEDEVBOIS
      @THEDEVBOIS 6 месяцев назад

      beast torch has jus saved me way too many times

    • @lemonzest8650
      @lemonzest8650 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@raijinoflimgrave8708
      lol i stumbled upon its use after reading item descriptions more often for lore

  • @Not_black_imposter
    @Not_black_imposter Месяц назад +1

    Why is highland axe so low? I genuinely just breezed everything with it, it was so good I straight up jumped from godrick go mohg

  • @Mecha_phant0m
    @Mecha_phant0m 8 месяцев назад +100

    Something else to keep in mind about greatstars is that you can power stance them without needing NG+ thanks to the npc magnus you can invade dropping it as well as the one you loot from the chest.

  • @abigriffin9496
    @abigriffin9496 6 месяцев назад +156

    Hey guys, did you know that fire damage resets frostbite? I just learned about this today! How cool is that?

    • @KinaIchi
      @KinaIchi 6 месяцев назад +6

      Use the blasphoumus blade with Ranni’s moon and you got an easy mode

    • @PoloRevived
      @PoloRevived 6 месяцев назад +3

      On one of my characters I got a cold claymore and a fire zweihander. Needless to say it’s a lot of fun

    • @ebbesand4214
      @ebbesand4214 3 месяца назад +3

      It‘s a great strategy against Malenia, since she hasn‘t got a lot of frost resistence. It is my first souls game and I‘m probably not a good player, but with Rannis Dark Moon and the Sword of Night and Flame I managed to get her down due to the gigantic damage.

    • @ArawnOfAnnwn
      @ArawnOfAnnwn 3 месяца назад

      @@ebbesand4214 A much easier to build option is to just use Freezing Pots or Volcano Pots, and focus on the other damage type on your weapon as befits your build.

  • @Syluxsify
    @Syluxsify 9 месяцев назад +104

    The Wing of Astel ranking is egregious. It actually has the highest poise damage on R2 outside of collossal weapons because the projectiles deal poise damage as well. This thing absolutely crunches anything that can be stance broken and it's only 2.5 lbs.

    • @CrappyCar
      @CrappyCar 9 месяцев назад +3

      Agreed, I loved my play-through with this weapon.
      Since the nerf of Flame of the Redmane, the only other stance-break build I've enjoyed more is Misericorde w/ Glindblade Phalanx, and Clayman Harpoon w/ Ice Spear, almost broken.

    • @Hirotoro4692
      @Hirotoro4692 9 месяцев назад +3

      If most of the orbs hit it absolutely melts large enemies, the stance damage is indeed great but i notice a lot of people sleep on the darkmoon greatsword because its charged heavy deals 35 stance damage plus the projectile deals a further 35 for a whopping 70 in one swing in melee range

    • @frazfrazfrazfraz
      @frazfrazfrazfraz 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@CrappyCarput glintblade phalanx on another knife, and do royal knights resolve on the misericorde. You can use rkr preemptively before the phalanx fires. Way more damage

    • @CrappyCar
      @CrappyCar 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@frazfrazfrazfraz That is a lot of weapon swapping, and I'm easily confused, but I may give it a try. The Glintblade Phalanx is mostly for stance damage, thanks for the tip.

  • @mystrdat
    @mystrdat 3 месяца назад +2

    1:26:26 And so they did

  • @pellobikandiortega3829
    @pellobikandiortega3829 9 месяцев назад +9

    Come on, man... I don't wanna be salty, but...
    You put the damn claymore in S tier while you put the Bolt of Grandsax, The Blasfemous Blade and Dark Moon Greatsword in A tier
    I can't take this list seriously

  • @Blub31
    @Blub31 9 месяцев назад +61

    This is such a fantastic video and I love the sense of humor you brought to it. I appreciate all the work that went into testing, recording, scripting, editing and researching for this video. Awesome job man!

    • @GoldenMushroom64
      @GoldenMushroom64 8 месяцев назад +1

      Humour? It’s the same dry sarcastic condescending humour we hear in every goddamn video or Reddit comment since 2015. I’m so sick and tired of it. It’s not funny. It never was funny. And it’s been done to death

    • @aspirewot8408
      @aspirewot8408 8 месяцев назад

      He didn't research though he tried all of them he has done ng100+

    • @EvEvEvEvEvelien
      @EvEvEvEvEvelien 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@GoldenMushroom64why are you here then?

    • @gizmod22
      @gizmod22 8 месяцев назад

      @@GoldenMushroom64 I do most things to death ngl

    • @Calx9
      @Calx9 7 месяцев назад

      You need to elaborate because he clearly did tons of research. Just not all kinds. @@aspirewot8408

  • @JadeBlades098
    @JadeBlades098 8 месяцев назад +41

    Fun fact for the Misericorde: if you infuse it with Fire, it actually gets better total scaling than with keen. Backstabs and criticals also hit an interesting breakpoint with the dagger talisman where the split damage no longer serves as a problem because the game makes split scaling weapons IGNORE defense once their damage gets high enough, something that as far as I know only a stab with the misericorde can do.

    • @Grimsly3736
      @Grimsly3736 6 месяцев назад +3

      Omg it’s the Chaos Dagger situation from Dark Souls 3! That’s funny as hell wtf lol

  • @KaixuanLiA
    @KaixuanLiA 4 месяца назад +37

    2:13:23 I was wondering where is dark moon greatsword.Took me 10 minutes to finds out,and there’s only one sentence of comment.💀💀💀

    • @ryancochling4806
      @ryancochling4806 3 месяца назад +5

      Me too! I was waiting for it just to get nice glowstick bro. I’m using it in my playthrough right now and to me it’s really really strong with the right talismans so I thought it’d be a lot higher and more said about it so I wonder why it’s ranked where it is

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ryancochling4806 it's really strong, yeah. But it's very linear in terms of usage, and the later weapons have something that outclass it.

    • @adamramos4063
      @adamramos4063 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ryancochling4806 Plenty of other tier lists put it at S tier, among the top 3 (sometimes #1) intel weapons. Tbh, I think he's just underrating it. It deserves top 25 minimum.

  • @thomasphillips2017
    @thomasphillips2017 9 месяцев назад +237

    WINGED SCYTHE KEY: unless they changed it in one of the two recent patches, the anti-flask is actually more of a heal block. A HEAL. BLOCK. I wondered why i had such an easier time with malenia than like everyone i know and this is why. I didn't even know she had a passive heal bc I was to busy wacking her with beautifully designed kryptonite

    • @ShupperDupper
      @ShupperDupper 8 месяцев назад +10

      oh that’s actually insane !

    • @RazalasTrebla
      @RazalasTrebla 8 месяцев назад +15

      Tried it a while ago. It doesnt work. :(

    • @Dx_Hearted
      @Dx_Hearted 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@RazalasTreblaskill issue

    • @Tokito935
      @Tokito935 7 месяцев назад +7

      It doesn't block malenia healing tho

  • @CtheBernwickle
    @CtheBernwickle 9 месяцев назад +12

    0:06 OH. MY. GODS. We are FINALLY here. The wait, the anguish, there’s more cream than a dairy farm up in my self indulgent britches!!! Will it live up to RUSTY Standards? Let’s find out!.. for the next two hours and 41 minutes 😶‍🌫️

  • @tannerbeasley1994
    @tannerbeasley1994 9 месяцев назад +51

    very surprised to see Deaths Poker as low as it is. Arguably the best weapon in the game given cracked tears, magic scorpion charm, etc, can basically destroy every boss with the L2 and just standing there and repeat. Easiest and most hard hitting weapon overall in my opinion. Can do a no hit run with this weapon in an instant.

    • @doomraven0
      @doomraven0 9 месяцев назад +5

      For reals, the Death Poker is absolute S tier and super fun to use too.

    • @leo-shun
      @leo-shun 9 месяцев назад +4

      He really put daggers above it

    • @nolongeraperson
      @nolongeraperson 9 месяцев назад +15

      Because he added PvP as part of the criteria. Death's Poker absolutely blows in PvP, hence it's lower ranking.

    • @leo-shun
      @leo-shun 9 месяцев назад

      @@nolongeraperson Even with PvP added into the criteria, he put a bow above it.

    • @nolongeraperson
      @nolongeraperson 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@leo-shun Bows can be giga annoying in PvP. Just look up the Mad Bowman.. or something like that. I forget his channel name.

  • @DimMak73
    @DimMak73 3 месяца назад +10

    I gave this video a thumbs up before I even saw it. Just cause when I saw it almost 3 hours long and knowing how long it takes to examine all of this information + editing! Props 💯

  • @admiral_potato
    @admiral_potato 9 месяцев назад +20

    Rusty has officially given his soul to Miyazaki

  • @WxrdenGod
    @WxrdenGod 9 месяцев назад +20

    Rusty is unironically my favorite content creator. You're amazing man. Props for the dedication you out in. We understand, after making something like this, you taking a break for awhile. You earned it

  • @michaelboyle7281
    @michaelboyle7281 9 месяцев назад +16

    45:31 for Alabaster Lord's Sword I think it was a coding error or mistake or something, but it uses hardly any stamina consumption so you can get double the swings per stanima bar (atleast I thnk it's double). Even if it was an accident it looks like they're fine with leaving it as a hidden benefit. (Also I've never actually tested this myself, only heard speedrunners mention it so I could just be talking out my ass)

    • @Worsteverseen
      @Worsteverseen 9 месяцев назад +3

      This is true it has basically endless stamina and also has hidden damage bonus on charged heavies making them best in the game pretty much.
      Even at level 1 with correct build its better than almost any other weapon at any level. The most underrated weapon in the game imo.

  • @tenmaok4548
    @tenmaok4548 6 месяцев назад +2

    Dawg u gotta respond to that onlywaifu chick

  • @solomonreinman7452
    @solomonreinman7452 9 месяцев назад +59

    The Frenzied Flame seal doesn't lock you into the Frenzied Flame ending, you can use Miquella's Needle in Placidusax's arena to reverse it.
    I'm only saying this to mask how impressed I am by this video. Top tier stuff

    • @JH-gu4hj
      @JH-gu4hj 9 месяцев назад +8

      I think the bigger issue with it is that it does lock you in the ending.
      Unless you're willing to go through the hardest area and beat the hardest boss while also not screwing up an NPC's quest line.
      On top of the fact you gotta find Placidusax after all that anyway..

    • @solomonreinman7452
      @solomonreinman7452 9 месяцев назад

      It is undeniably an arduous journey @@JH-gu4hj

    • @jajasking9652
      @jajasking9652 9 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@JH-gu4hjand you know, millicent quest intself is also kinda hard, specially if you try to protect her

  • @habijjj
    @habijjj 9 месяцев назад +9

    Am i missing something how is the darkmoon greatsword 51???

    • @EDENSSBU
      @EDENSSBU 6 месяцев назад +1

      Because the other 50 are better

  • @TheMrMayo
    @TheMrMayo 9 месяцев назад +25

    I think most people assumed you would make individual ranking videos similar to the bows and daggers. Christ, I certainly did not expect a *literally every weapon* video for 2+hours!
    Take this $20 for some lunch or whatever, take my respect and please have a restful holiday month. I'm sure you'll need it after having taken the time to make this (whether you wanted to or not)!
    Cheers for the videos and reviews, and hope you and everyone here has a happy holidays!

  • @ExServ85
    @ExServ85 2 месяца назад +2

    thanks for the video, just wanted to acknowledge the nice soundtracks in the background (Persona 4 ? yes please).

  • @Fw_glitch
    @Fw_glitch 9 месяцев назад +13

    I KNEW HE WOULD FOLD ONE DAY