@@Onewithestars It wasn't forced marriage it was more of an arranged one. In fact she and Hades has the most wholesome relationship in the Greek mythos
As someone who has multiple snakes, I can safely say that having snakes for hair would be a NIGHTMARE. They like to reach out for things and wrap around/into things. Anything with a gap or a whole is free game. ANYTHING. You sit on a chair with a neat design on the back rest for a while, and then try to stand up, when suddenly surprise! They've entwined themselves through literally all of the spaces. It's just one big knot of snake. You and the chair are one now.
@@chara2416 the same reason people have plants. It's nice to take care of something beautiful and watch it thrive. Different people are drawn to different things and just because you don't understand it doesn't make it less valid.
My mom has very minor dyslexia. She once accidentally signed my Christmas present with "from: Satan" And then just rolled with and all my presents were from Satan for several years.
Fun fact, in traditional Lithuanian paganism our godess of death Veliuona is essentially a grandma type. She has the keys to the underworld and when you die, she makes you a bed, washes a tablecloth to be put on a table and bakes a fresh loaf of bread to greet you into her kingdom.
Click: "I never go outside" Me: *Flashback to all those times Click has done a video in the Swedish Wilderness* Also Me who literally never leaves his room: "Amateur!"
Quick fact, techincally every depiction of an angel is biblically accurate, as there was an angel hierarchy that comprised of different types, so humanoid ones with wings on their backs are just as accurate as the all-seeing eyeball angels
But the "humans with wings" type is quite rare. I think there is only Zechariah 5:9 KJV where two women with "wings like the wings of a stork" are mentioned. All other cases have either no wings at all and just look like normal humans, aren't described at all or have either four or six wings and additional stuff depending on the type of angel.
@@Neko-gs4ip It's cool if you like them but they're not that special. Unless you take into account their choirs of origin of course. Them shit starts to really get interesting.
Fun fact! There's actually a whole book series that starts with a princess running off to live with a dragon. She doesn't let the dragon scare off the annoying knights, though... she's perfectly capable of doing it herself! 😂 It's called the Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C. Wrede.
Honestly, I think Satan thinks all of the poor sinners(not the p3dos,etc, He has standards) are like his children. Even the mortals. He is sitting on his throne and watching his make shift daycare.
@23:12 Fun Fact: The Afterlife, as I understood it, is not hell in Greek mythology. It's just a place underground that dead people go to. So, I like to think Cerberus is more like a giant shepherd dog. Especially, since his job is to stop the dead from leaving.
In a dnd campaign, I was playing a 4ft tall tiefling who decides she wanted to keep a lava lizard as a pet, so while the rest of the party was killing lava lizards, she found one that was about a foot long and just picked it up and clutched it... She said mine and carried the lava lizard all the way through a boss fight
Never thought I'd hear "wholesome" and "Click" in the same sentence, yet at the same time it feels like there's nothing wrong with that Also is that a protogen in your profile?
25:20 i think someone should make a spin-off show where some random village girl who is fumbling a pack of cards in her hands comes up to wendy the scary dragon and is like ‘uh. hi?’ - village girl ‘have you come to rescue the princess?’ - dragon ‘uh. i guess? if she’s not ready to leave, or anything i brought uno so we could get to know each other better before she leaves the castle.’ - village girl *wendy turns to betty* ‘this one.’
I want a series where someone is accidentally sent to hell. And instead of going up to heaven they just, like, knock over a glass of something as a win and then stay as Satan's assistant
Just wanted to say thanks for being something my daughter enjoys. I have a 6 month old who pretty much refuses any "societal normal" TV, toys, etc, and only is happy watching concerning things, but whenever your intro comes on and you greet everyone, she kicks her little feet and squeals happily. Happy that she likes a cultured RUclipsr, she just squeals at you and one topic ^^
Not gonna lie, that Steve Irwin one made me tear up a bit. I was at a family function yesterday & my cousin was telling us how her son had a project where they needed to dress up as an inspirational person. She told him to dress as Steve. While all his classmates had no idea who he was (which is a DAMN SHAME!) all the teachers & parents loved it.
You mentioned losing a pet is difficult, and I figured I would share this story. We lost our family dog a Pekingese sadly then end was hard and we had to put her down so she was no longer in pain. About two years later my daughter won a raffle from a twitch streamer so our daughter was able to pick the next adorifying creature that the artist did. It ended up being titled Morgy for our beloved pet and it was a zombified dog with a pet worm and missing a leg, chunks taken out of her body and still holding a ball ready to play. It was so cute. I plan on making a custom frame with paw prints along the edge. It was so heartwarming.
To be totally honest...the most loving, caring, & faithful man I have ever had in my life. He was the most beautiful man in my life. The 9 years we shared to was amazing, but he was taken way before his time in 2019. He was my beautiful black cat, Prynce. I so miss my "man in black."
That "you fight like a halfling" thing makes me chuckle, because the best fighter I ever created was a halfling called Lllivfbh (pronounced leaf (he didn't have the highest intelligence lol) and at level three he was one-shotting every enemy he came across. Then our bard learned an uber powerful OP spell that one-shotted the whole room and my dumbass halfling fighter had no other skills so I just sat there stacking dice for the whole campaign. Good times.
The Steve Irwin one made me tear up, as it reminded me of a fire we had back in March 2005 & how 5 of our pet cats died from smoke inhalation. It had a big effect on my mom seeing them all laid out on the grass. One of the cats was my fave, Boots, as she would stay on top of the fridge and always boop me on the head when I'd go to the fridge so she could get pets. She was a black cat with white "boots" on her fet and some white on her tail tip and face. She was an awesome cat. A few months after the fire, we got my cat Smudge who was an all black cat and she was my cat, would always sleep with me and whatnot. She passed away a month or two ago. Pets are awesome and it always hurts to lose them.
I’ve heard arch angels (Lucifer is technically an arch angel, just a fallen one) look more like humans than they do other angels, which, all things considered, he could look pretty rough and still be considered the prettiest angel in heaven.
One of my favorite authors has a series that includes Gorgons, and aside from the best line of 'Medusa isn't a myth', she very clearly explained how snakes for hair are both an awesome tool, but the feeding and regurgitation made it a no for me. lol
Bread is actually unsuitable for ducks. It’s too sparse on nutrition, but fills them up - so they run risk of malnourishment. Peas, grapes, uncooked oats, seeds, grain, cracked corn and salad are good stuff to feed them if you want to. 🥬+🦆 = 😄
I don't have ducks but a lot of birds end up in my backyard, so every once in a while I'll throw oats or seeds or small fruits out into the grass and let them come and eat. They never squawk or even acknowledge me when I'm outside but I see the bigger birds feeding the little ones... It's enough for me.
From what i remember, the 2 smartest bird species on the planet are crows (or just corvids in general, not sure), who are, like classically intelligent, using tools and such, and are really quite serious about it, no room for play. The other species is a type of parrot which has collectively decided to use there freakish levels of intelligence to play an infinite number of pranks on people, and other animals, and proceed to laugh at them.
Crows and ravens play mean spirited pranks too. Most people are just more uneasy around them so it gets noticed less as people are more likely to shoo them away
11:10 That reminds me of the first time I went to this cute cafe, the guy was obviously frazzled and was already apologising to the customer before me. When he asked for my order, I asked for a flat white. He gave me a peppermint tea. It was most definitely not what I wanted but I smiled and said "Thank you, this is perfect." He sighed, smiled back, looked down at my ticket, gasped and started apologising. I laughed and told him it was more than okay, I was happy with my tea and he shouldn't be so hard in himself. I went back a few weeks later and asked for a peppermint tea... He gave me a flat white. If I had been brave enough I would've given him my number.
Can still be fixed: ask one of his colleagues for the shift schedule, then arrive just before his shift ends and order a peppermint tea and a flat white, and invite him for coffee (or tea)
Idea for the fruit shoulder dragons: they change color depending on what fruit they eat, like chameleons but not for survival (we've gotta make them immortal unless they wanna join thier mortal owners) and if they eat some fruit quickly they can be multiple colors at once
Death from Diskworld is an ABSOLUTE icon. The best representation of a guy who doesn't get human bullshit while being a powerful being that knows human bullshit theoretically.
When Click said he would follow around Satan because he wouldn't know anyone in hell, my immediate thought was “what about us? We didn’t buy vip tickets for nothing.” Then my mind went into story mode. Click goes to hell and hangs out with random demons that don’t try chasing him off. One recognizes him. “By the gods! You’re the Click! I am a huge fan, quite a few of us are actually. All your subscribers have taken over a corner of hell and have been waiting for you.” This explains why Mark hasn’t run into any yet. The cool demon takes click Mark to a spot in hell that is in the process of being fenced off with a big banner overhead painted with tar and blood ‘Click’s Hell’ there are statues of ducks, land sharks (some are specifically designed as Mango), a Simba a potted plant, and more. Both demon and mortal soul alight are working together to make this nook home. “Hey everyone! The Click is here!” cheers erupt. Mark is shown his thrown atop a platform that could over see his budding kingdom. Below is the beginnings of his mansion, but at the moment it’s a cozy hut. A week after settling in Satan himself stops by and invites Mark to a gathering of The underworlds leaders which is actually just a dinner party with a little business sprinkled in. Mark’s first attendance he is given friendly welcomed and advice on what to expect as a new underworld leader. If anyone wants to expand on this please credit me.
Funny thing: there's reasonable evidence that the name Cerberus could be translated approximately as "Spotted." In other words, Hades is an adorkable nerd who named his dog Spot (also, Cerberus should probably be depicted with solid, mono-colored fur less often).
I don't know about "reasonable", there are some people in a similar post here who seem to think it's rather weak. Idk, though; I'm not a linguist or historian, and I barely have a nodding acquaintance with most mythology
This video singlehandedly inspired me write a story about hell and the underworld and all things horror related, except everything is really wholesome and cute. It's a concept I've been playing around with and wanting to write for a while, but couldn't bring myself to because I'm a Christian.
You should go for it regardless of your religion. It could be a fun hobby for you and make your life more interesting. Maybe start writing a few sentences, and if you enjoy that, you could continued writing. Try it! Edit: Remember, you can choose to write the stories only for yourself. You don’t have to show them to anyone else if you don’t want to. It’s your stories, and you decide what to do with them. ;)
24:12 I've read their loving reaper stuff and it so sad and made me cry but was also comforting. One of my favorites was a puppy that wasn't read to go so they helped the reaper by comforting a kid. The stories bring awareness to things that happen to animals. Also Death and Life are really close and I think that's pretty cool. Overall really good but really sad. Of course there is animal death but if that won't be an issue for you I'd recommend Jenny Jinya's loving reaper.
From Reddit somewhere: Why is it always blood for the blood god? You'd think that would be the one thing he has enough of. "I don't think you get to be the blood god by really having a concept of 'enough blood.'"
I just had this hilarious idea called "The Devil's Wife Works at a Starbucks". Like, imagine everyone freaking out as Satan walks into a Starbucks and the barista is just like, "Oh, hi, hubby!" (Now that I think about it it's kinda similar to The Devil is a Part-timer")
I think the Grim Reaper is a really chill person. Like, he doesn't ACTUALLY kill people, he's just takes them to the afterlife after they expire. Image getting to play Smash Bros with Death.
You are correct. He or in some cultures She attends the death, but is not the cause. They are there to guide us to our designated afterlives. I think they would probably enjoy a nice relaxing game with someone who wasn't trying to use it as a way to get out of dying. That old trick gets annoying.
As a local Floridaman, can confirm. The sewer dinosaurs are in fact wonderful parents. ... Spiders do this too, btw. Although the dads handle daycare for arachnids
HEY! That ogre who read Ulysses is already surpassed MOST of the kids who were in my class SENIOR year of highschool. He did great at reading it all by himself and did great at even picking up one of the most artistic books ever. Next I'd recommend 1984, or even Fahrenheit 451, just to read and for him to learn about MORE books he could read!
They will also build fake nests to avoid exterminators, share food locations, use linguistic tokens, and reason their way through many logic and physics problems
The reason why it felt weird to say, 'every monster can be someone's love story,' is because that's what women who write to serial killers in prison tell themselves lol.
Those are *true* monsters, don't mistake the two, monsters are weird creatures, true monsters (also called abominations) are messed up people, hope this helped ;D
Guess what! The story you mentioned wanting at 25:30 already kinda exists! It's called 'dealing with dragons' and it's about a princess who runs away to become the maid of a dragon so she can live a life of adventure instead of getting married off! It also includes several funny scenes of her turning away knights like someone might turn away a messenger of Jahova!
05:36 - Funny fact: In the Polish language there's a saying "każda potwora znajdziecie swojego amatora" which translates to "for every monster there is someone special out there". Which means that no matter what, there's a person in the world who would be into you.
That one with the kitty and death really got me. I've had cats my whole life and it's always so painful to have to say goodbye. It's nice to think of them being able to play again.
3:24 this reminds me of a comment I saw on the second-to-last video in Dangthatsalongname’s Empires series. It was something along the lines of “Petition to get Scott to use the Rune Blade as a butter knife.” It was beautiful. Also I love the “Blood for the Blood God” reference in one of the memes :)
29:55 So... in the Alps we actually have creatures like this. The Vivane or Vivene are very tall and beautiful ladies, who sometimes came down from their mountains to ask for food. They would knock at the windows, and this is why there were once always holes left for them to reach through
@@neptunefoeva well, there's a whole slew of similar creatures, who are collectively known as the Saligen, "the Blissful". They are also all assigned to different environments, like the Anguane to the waters, or the Salvarie to the woods. My favourite ones are the Cristannes. Like a lot of their sisters, they play the role of the oracle in stories, but instead of _looking into the depths of the waters,_ or _listening to the whispers of the wind,_ they just meet up in the evening around bonfires and start chatting about the news they learned during the day! Of course, the names of these creatures also variies from place to place.
@@cramerfloro5936 They surround bonfires in the evening and just chat??? That is AMAZING! Do they kill you or something if you get close? Do you turn into one and everybody shuns you? Or do they just disappear? Or do you go mad with the things that you hear??? WHY DON'T AMERICANS HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. Or maybe we do, and I am just wholely uncultured.
@@neptunefoeva nope, they just invite you to warm yourself at their fire and even chat with them. According to some versions of the "two mothers" tale, from Fassa Valley, even if cruel and cunning warlocks, like Spina de Mul or Ce de Lu, are sitting at the bonfire, they aren’t allowed to attack or harm any guests. EVERYONE has to play nice while they’re at the Cristannes’ bonfire. Also, most people over here don’t know all these legends either, I’m just a reallly really big legends nerd!
As a Dyslexic person. The Thumbnail warmed my heart after a tiering day. and my day is just better whenever you post! Love you and your content click! ^^
I love how Death comes & stays with you to make sure that you are ok & settling in. It’s not being dead that I’m afraid of. It’s that dying is going to hurt & take a long time.
Considering Lucifer was an archangel (I believe), he would actually be one of the more human-looking ones. Also, small fun fact, as much as we tend to like to think of Cherubim/Cherubs being tiny babies, they’re canonically the biggest angels to exist. 🤣
@@mellennia9 It may have been seraphim. I remember it being an archangel, but either way, he was one of the more humanoid ones. Seraphim are humanoid under all those wings I believe.
all great memes The ones about pets being looked after when they pass by death made me tear up, we had to have one of our dogs put to sleep a few months ago and its been really hard to process, we had a really special bond but he was also difficult and complicated. So legitimately thank you for helping me cry a bit about my dear Griff, i needed it.
The succubus opening a bakery thing is actually a book I have read. I think it was called (un)lucky succubus or something. Pretty good. Tho there still were some M rated parts so not fully hellsome I guess
I looked it up, it's a reverse harem series (an entire *series)* & it's a paranormal romance. The ratings on Good reads are pretty good, a solid 4.5 stars on every book
There's also a book called Legends and Lattes about an Orc who quit adventuring and she just wants to open a cafe. She gets a succubus as an assistant and I think they might have a splash of romance but it's mainly about the dream of opening a cafe.
How to understand cats: We didn't domesticate them. They domesticated us. Those who were nice to cats prospered. Those who weren't, starved as mice and rats ate their food and spread disease. Kindness toward cats was bred into us.
@@sophiebell4758 Not really? Toxoplasmosis, a single-celled parasite whose life cycle requires a rodent host, then a feline one. When in the rodent host, it _seems_ to cause the rodent to _lose fear_ of cats, giving the cats more opportunity to eat them and thereby complete the toxoplasmosis' life cycle. But, here's the thing: we can't interview mice or rats. The toxo could be causing them to lose fear of cats, or just lose fear in general. This, "loses fear of cats," then got misreported as, "attracted to cats," which then for twisted into, "ZOMG! Brain parasite makes everyone do cats' bidding!!!" I have yet to hear of any study demonstrating a correlation between cat-hoarders and toxoplasmosis-infection. I have, however, heard that there is an incredibly high correlation between cat-hoarding and obsessive-compulsive disorders.
This makes sense, add into this in ancient Egypt they noticed the benefits of cats and made it extremely illegal to harm cats. Around the time of the black plague in Europe, they noticed cats around places where there were outbreaks. They misunderstood this to mean the cats were responsible and killed the cats. The plague got worse in these places. The cats had been there killing the rats that had been carrying the fleas that actually carried the disease. In places they didn't kill off the cats the disease spread less than in places the cats were exterminated. Cats may be small but they have played an underrated part of our history.
21:00 ME! I cry when animals die in movies, but not when humans die. Idk why, its just sadder when an innocent pet dies rather than some human who was possibly a douchebag.
Random story: when I was in seventh grade in a Seventh Day Adventist school, I had a homeroom teacher who was pretty radical. So radical that he once assigned my classmates and I to write a letter to Satan. We were suppose to write a question or comment about him, then we would burn them in the middle of the classroom. It was 30 minutes into the 1 hour class that he made up his mind. I was kinda looking forward to it, too.
fun fact: there is a company that does live asmr on people, like the sounds of a rain sound maker going left and right slowly while you get a back massage. But the entire time (other than using the bathroom) you are blindfolded to get the whole relaxation without visual distractions :D
The butter sword gave me the perfect D&D idea. Breakfast themed. The adventures only occur because they couldn’t make themselves breakfast that morning, due to lack of ingredients.
5:30 and that is why I love Frankenstein. The whole book is all about Prometheus being treated as a monster, so he becomes one. It's such a tragic and sad story about a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The cat rant is so accurate, except... to be fair, sometimes cats can be so loving and sweet. Mine checks on me when I take too long in the bathroom and guides me back to my room as if I got lost.
Most cats are only allotted a certain amount of sweetness per diem. The rest of the time they are murderous muffins. Aka the cats that allow me to pet them for about 10 minutes and then suddenly "OKAY ENOUGH" *nom*
Mine follows me when I take walks to make sure I'm coming back. I can't let him inside, because my other cat is a grumpy old lady who hates other cats and my brother, who lives with me, is allergic so another would be bad. Outdoor cat showed up as a stray and I hope to find him a real home where he can live safely inside, because he's really too sweet to be left outside like this.
@@ElleriaZer if hes making sure you come back then hes already found his home, just make him as comfortable and loved as possible. Try for a heated cat house on your patio
@@Cantmakeupmymindonaname I made him an insulated cat house out of a couple storage bins and some rigid foam insulation. It's on the fenced in deck. I'm considering making him a summer version that just provides shade and keeps him dry
9:52 I seriously want a story that’s like this. I feel like it’d be hard to not get too stereotypical but c’mon! The “Yeah, my parents were really disappointed” sold it for me.
A little more about Discworld's Death: He looks like, well, Death. Tall, very thin, black robe, scythe. He doesn't kill people - he comes to send you on your further way once you died, more or less. And since people die all the time he is the one character that appears in almost every single of the >40 Discworld Novels. At first ("The Colour of Magic / The Light Fantastic") he is little more than a running gag, always failing to get Rincewind, who simply doesn't like the thought of dying very much, but over time he becomes a proper character. Death has a house in a little pocket dimension. It's black and many of the things in it have a skull theme. He ... well, "lives" together with his servant Alfred who actually is alive and he, of course, has a horse - which is an actual, normal horse. In the past he had tried a flaming steed and a skeletal horse, but one kept setting fire to the stable and the other kept losing things all the time. The horse's name is "Binky". It is quite intelligent (for a horse). Death, in the later books, also has a Granddaughter: Susan Sto Helit, who's adopted (if you were wondering how THAT works... For more information read "Mort" and "Soul Music"). Together with Susan he saves the world several times. ("Soul Music", "Reaper Man", "Thief of Time" and "Hogfather"). Then there is the Death of Rats, the Grim Squeaker. A rat skeleton with a tiny robe and scythe. It was created during a time Death wasn't there to do his job ("Reaper Man") and nature filled the gap with countless new Deaths - one for each species. When Death returns they all vanish again - except for Death of Rats who from then on will appear here and there in the series. As a character he is kind of Mister Spock or Data on Star Trek - He finds humans totally fascinating, but is incapable of ever fully understanding them. Especially human emotions are a mystery to him. You see - since he's a skeleton he has no glands to create all the chemicals needed for emotions... So like Spock or Data he is the "outsider" who is used by the author to make comments about human behaviour. Actually Terry Pratchett, the author of the Discworld books, has gotten mail from fans suffering from terminal conditions more than once in which they thank him, because his character Death helped them dealing with their upcoming end. He is polite and kind. He is caring. In "Hogfather" he takes over the role of the character with that name, who basically is the Disc's version of Father Christmas (called "Hogswatchnight") and who has mysteriously vanished. So while Susan tries to find out what happened to him, Death puts on a false beard and a red suit with a cushion under it and with the help of Albert starts delivering presents. (a little bit like "Nightmare before Christmas" - possibly there's some inspiration going on there). And when he is called to take a little girl selling matchsticks and freezing to death (a clear reference to the story by Hans Christian Andersen) in his normal function he actually saves her in a sweet little tearjerker scene... tldr: READ DISCWORLD! The books are great.
Ah yeah, my former best friend has given me "reaper man" at the start of our friendship. When he ended it and cut all contact, he also asked to get the book back. I love death characters, especially Kindred from league of legends. I like their lore
@@aymcleonidas195 My favourite Death is the Discworld one, can you tell? ;) He's especially sweet in Reaper Man - love the ending when ... well, won't spoil it (mebbe someone reads this who doesn't know the book), but he does something really kind and moving. And I think especially that book is the one that helps people with terminal conditions, because of it. Also, he loves curry and kittens - how nice is that? ;)
@Commander Kruge haha I can tell :) maybe that will get me to actually read that book before I give it back, I never wanted to read it because it hurts too much to be reminded of the lost friendship bit maybe there is one last thing to take with me then :)
My two favorite versions of Death are Death from Disc World and Grim from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy . And no the second one isn't on there because of the situation he's stuck in but that was pretty much the mental image I had since I was a kid (so nostalgia).
I'm a mythology buff, and I've specifically tried looking for biblically accurate fallen angels and demons. So far, all I could find was that he retained the shapeshifting abilities of regular angels, with the exception that some forms are dictated by others ("Serpent shall be cursed to crawl on it's stomach", while this isn't a direct reference to the devil, he is often referred to as "the great serpent", so it's reasonable to assume changing serpents as a whole changed his serpent form to match). I came to the conclusion that he probably still looks like a seraphim (the many eyes, many rings, many wings that most people associate with "biblically accurate angels"), although with a human form, snake form, and dragon form. The whole goat thing (baphomet) is a prince of hell, and is a different person. The parable of the sheep and goats linking the devil to goats never mentioned him being able to turn into one afaik, but I am still only around Revelations (I think I left on the 7 spirits of God, revelations 5:6, and the sacrificed lamb) I personally see the devil as a man who enjoys watching mortals partake in "sins", not out of a want for souls or enjoying watching damnation, but because he likes seeing people be true to what they want. At the end of the day, he rebelled and stood up to his father (God), and he enjoys watching others do the same; living their lives how they want, not to earn the love of a jealous god, but because they want to. I believe he doesn't have a "default form", there is no form you could pin him to, but I wouldn't be surprised to find he has a form similar to the 7 spirits, 7 eyes and wings to represent such. The other angels also have "beast" forms, with eyes and wings "on front and behind" to cover them. I think the devil is a father figure, he doesn't love humanity unconditionally, but we shouldn't expect him to. He partakes in magic and "false miracles" (as I've heard them referred to, mostly by JWs tbf) to stir things up, but he loves humans who simply don't care about a god. He takes under his (figurative and literal) wing people who live life for themselves, people who recognise they are flawed and shouldn't pretend to be flawless for the enjoyment of others or a god. He tries to break faith, because that's what freed him, and he wishes only to free others.
seraphim are dragons, flaming serpents or the flaming ones, the rings with eyes are the ophanim. Also why is it that everyone forgets that Lucifer rebelled because he was incredibly xenophobic against humans. It's weird how some people pretend he's some kind of champion of humans.
Based on this interpretation, I'd assume he doesnt like humans harming other humans for extremely self absorbed reasons as thats what the god he rebelled against was like So certain sinners could be off his chart of appreciation, like abusers and molesters, but people who do what they believe in, even if it pisses off god and without it being catastrophically terrible like the hypocrite god this is all meant to be against, hes cool with
@@Garden0flowr exactly that, yes! I think he gives leeway on humans harming other animals on a case by case basis (ie, self defense, I think he has a very "What were you supposed to do? Die? That'd be classed as s-icide by god and you'd get sent here anyway" attitude), but animal torturers, abusers, s-xual predators, etc are immediately getting no sympathy
At 15:30, that's remains me of a campaign we made with friends (the story is original from the GM) and we met a sort of creature which the GM described like a "sort of giant T-rex but fluffy" (we were on a mountain) and a friend was befriended her but had to leave because momma t-rex had babies ! Our friend was really sad when he learn that, but later, we had seen her and their babies (we were trapped by Elfs that sends us into that mountain) and momma T-rex wasn't attacking us and instead guide us at the foot of the mountain.
Fun fact: the anecdote about Cerberus meaning basically « spot » has been demonstrated false since, but it’s still really funny to imagine Cerberus as a good doggo.
Crows are nuts. I've once heard of a guy who gave bread to crows. Then this one time they brought him a coin, so he gave that one crow more bread. And well, lots of money started coming.
That sounds amazing! There's a video of a dog who brings a leaf to a bakery for a cookie. He watched people exchanging paper money for baked goods and thought he'd give it a try. It's adorable. I now want a flock of coin exchanging crows. Instead I have geese who yell when they're slightly inconvenienced.
29:37 "This image just feels like an anime that just needs to happen." Well, it's not an anime, but the show _Lucifer_ features Lucifer Morningstar helping a detective solve crimes (and going to therapy).
I have named a sword "Butterknife" before. But not for that reason. Anyone can take pride in being slain by the Ashen Greatsword, Gigacleaver, Burning Ember, or whatever badass name you came up with. But the humiliation of being struck down by a sword called Butterknife, Fluffy Bunny, or Kittenpaw... that is something no one will ever forget.
I wanna get a tank and name it Carebear. Because when I roll up to your village they'll panic like "Run... Carebear is coming." Atop that I should paint it in pink/baby blue camo and rainbows.
@@viscountrainbows6452 That is one of the funniest scenarios I’ve heard of. You tell then care bear is coming, they all laugh thinking it’s a joke, before they get blown to bits. And then they have to live with the fact they died by the care bear
@@viscountrainbows6452 if you ever play a steampunk or WW1 or later themed DND campaign, I am begging you, get your artificer to help you make that, or be an artificer and make it yourself.
I think the actual "story" of how it happened is very telling. Disagrees with Dad. Dad is a toxic narcissist, therefore does not discuss any disagreements with his children. He just throws a tantrum for thousands of years. Tossing out the kid who dared to question him, rather than have a conversation. Sends him to a torture pit where he is tasked with eternally torturing anyone else who doesn't blindly obey Dad's insanely dictatorial rules. Christians have it totally wrong mate. If their Bible is the truth, God isn't the good guy.
@@miuiruma69 there are hermetic orders that believe in the whole thing and summon demons and stuff... Its like an overcomplicated prayer tho... Not like... An actual demon apearing... And they use a book that has a list of demons ro summon, and some are super cute and wholesome that helpnwith things that dont sound demonic at all... There is one who helps with ethics and morals for example
@@SandwichDoggy may or may not be what im talking about, im not very good with book names, but it might be... I dont practice or study that stuff, if anything i said is not correct i hope someone corrects me, but as a simplified version of things... There are non christians who believe in abrahamic demons and summon them to get favors or something like that... And there are demons that do stuff that do not sound demonic at all
That kitchen one got me. I once decided to go for what was supposed to be hour or so long walk after I moved to a new town for winter... I walked through 3 towns and had to call my family so they could look up directions for me based on my description of my surroundings... >w
I literally started fucking crying when that comic with death and the cat showed up cause it reminded me of my cat I've had since I was 6 and died when I turned 15
That brought me back to when I lost my childhood cat, Princess. I don't ever remember getting her, I was too young. But she lived until I was 14 or 15. I remember laying with her until she finally passed.
Theory: emotional support demon is a shapeshifter and takes requests to become sensory happiness for whoever! Whatever sensory combination you want! Emotional support demon also follows slumber party rules and will happily stay over to lay in a beanbag while you Autism ramble about your special interests, AND the best part about that… they’re actually interested and look more into the thing you showed them! For example, if you talked to them about a show, when they leave they’ll watch the show in their spare time and when they come back for more hugs and comfort food… they’ve watched the show!!! Even if its not the whole show they can ask you questions and be equally as interested as you!!!!! God dammit i am lonely… and sad… unsurprisingly, but still…
Fun fact: Cerberus means spotted, so that means Hades literally called his dog Spot
So he could have actually been a Dalmatian. ❤️
This gives me strength
One more reason to love Hades
Add to that that Cerberus' parents are both sapient monsters, so they're probably as well.
In what language does cerberus mean spotted?
Hades, confused: "Baby, what the hell...?"
Persephone, crying, drunk, petting Cerberus: " _I don't have enough hands!_ "
*cheers ill drink to that bro*
@@nathanjereb9944 oh no the forced marriage .. has finealy affeted her
@@Onewithestars It wasn't forced marriage it was more of an arranged one. In fact she and Hades has the most wholesome relationship in the Greek mythos
@@Danikoshii ik but he took her withou telling then made her his wife then madea agreemnt tp stay his wife
Fun fact that I stole from the comments: curberus=spotted
Spotted=spot
Hades named his dog spot
"Have you ever thought about summoning a cuddle demon?"
It's called adopting a cat my good sir.
I’ve thought abt doing that but I can’t cause I’m broke as hell🥲
Ooh I want a cat now
Too bad mine is working in pest control industry for nearly half a year.
I have three cuddle demons ^^
@@The_Seventh_School_Wonderono
As someone who has multiple snakes, I can safely say that having snakes for hair would be a NIGHTMARE. They like to reach out for things and wrap around/into things. Anything with a gap or a whole is free game. ANYTHING.
You sit on a chair with a neat design on the back rest for a while, and then try to stand up, when suddenly surprise! They've entwined themselves through literally all of the spaces. It's just one big knot of snake. You and the chair are one now.
Tbh that sounds like having long curly hair, I've gotten entangled in the hinges on cabinets just standing in front of them, that would be miserable
Why do you eve have snakes? They cant love you right?
@@chara2416 for the same reason anyone would have a cat,dog, bird ,bug..etc
@@chara2416 the same reason people have plants. It's nice to take care of something beautiful and watch it thrive. Different people are drawn to different things and just because you don't understand it doesn't make it less valid.
@@chara2416 well a cat/dog/rabbit/fish cant love you yet people buy them
My mom has very minor dyslexia. She once accidentally signed my Christmas present with "from: Satan"
And then just rolled with and all my presents were from Satan for several years.
How many souls does your mom have
I love this idea, it's hilarious.
P.S. I am also Dyslexic.
@@NightShade517It's not a matter of her soul, it's a matter of how much Satan respects her enough to offer free gifts.
as someone with dyslexic, i'm going to do this to my kids
when i have them when im older
Fun fact, in traditional Lithuanian paganism our godess of death Veliuona is essentially a grandma type. She has the keys to the underworld and when you die, she makes you a bed, washes a tablecloth to be put on a table and bakes a fresh loaf of bread to greet you into her kingdom.
I’ve never been more happy to be a 4th generation Lithuanian. I wish I lived there, and not in America
Man, American folk tales suck. Why can't we be so wholesome and imaginative? Bunch of tight-asses over here.
That's it! I refuse to be taken to the realm of the dead unless it's by a kindly Lithuanian grandma with some bread for me! (I love bread)
Click: "I never go outside"
Me: *Flashback to all those times Click has done a video in the Swedish Wilderness*
Also Me who literally never leaves his room: "Amateur!"
why do you never leave clicks room
@@guideofdumb101 who would ever want to leave Click's room?
@@kdnu27 agree to this, but unfortunately he already ask us not to do it
@@kdnu27 people who needs sustenance in the form of edible foodstuff
No no. Outside is people. Wilderness is no people. Duh.
Quick fact, techincally every depiction of an angel is biblically accurate, as there was an angel hierarchy that comprised of different types, so humanoid ones with wings on their backs are just as accurate as the all-seeing eyeball angels
1) Correct!
2) I detect a fellow Bible nerd...
Yooo people who actually like the Bible
But the "humans with wings" type is quite rare. I think there is only Zechariah 5:9 KJV where two women with "wings like the wings of a stork" are mentioned. All other cases have either no wings at all and just look like normal humans, aren't described at all or have either four or six wings and additional stuff depending on the type of angel.
Fallen Angels are the coolest.
@@Neko-gs4ip It's cool if you like them but they're not that special. Unless you take into account their choirs of origin of course. Them shit starts to really get interesting.
Person: "I-I didn't have any blood... so I brought a loaf of bread I baked..."
Blood God: "Thanks!"
Blood God at his house: *sobs of joy*
Hades is actually a pretty chill dude who does his job and have a healthy relationship with his wife, so why's he portrayed so badly? *CHRISTIANITY!?*
Because he was the God of the dead. I don't remember who the actual God of death is but I'm pretty sure it's charon but idk lol
@@ghstz-vg3jj nope, Charon is the one who ferries the dead across the river Styx.
@@deb8105 ah ok. I just saw someone say he was the one who controlled death and I haven't really done really research on Greek gods or mythology
@@ghstz-vg3jj i think the god of death is thanatos, im not completely sure though
@@MATOGAST. He is. Thanatos is good death boi
Aww, the self-discovery of the asexual succubus! Her family might be disappointed, but her cakes are pure perfection.
Yeah and it literally says "ace cakes" on the door of her bakery!😭💜
*breaks down door*
Me covered in sweat and breathing heavily: "ill have some cakes"
She should definitivly also offer some garlic bread! :D
This should an anime or something
Her devil's food cakes are worth our souls.
Fun fact! There's actually a whole book series that starts with a princess running off to live with a dragon. She doesn't let the dragon scare off the annoying knights, though... she's perfectly capable of doing it herself! 😂 It's called the Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C. Wrede.
I came to the comments curious if I'd find this comment, and I did! I love this series!
Ah, a furry
Omg I was actually just thinking about this series the other day but couldn't remember the name. It's with the dragon Kess right?
@@godrickstockwell1505 Kazul is the dragon! (And a fantastic one, at that!)
Yup. These books are awesome, as are the Sorcery and Cecilia ones she co-wrote with Caroline Stevermer.
Honestly, I think Satan thinks all of the poor sinners(not the p3dos,etc, He has standards) are like his children. Even the mortals. He is sitting on his throne and watching his make shift daycare.
Like the "I did one little thing because I didn't really know it was bad and now i can't go to heaven" sinners
Agree
@@LoraLoibu yea. Sorry I wore mixed fabrics, god! 😇
@@LoraLoibu yea, like people who’ve lied and stuff (sorry, my own beliefs bled into that kind’ve
@@LoraLoibu Sorry about the tattoo, dedicated to you, god!
(me, who is an atheist:)
@23:12 Fun Fact: The Afterlife, as I understood it, is not hell in Greek mythology. It's just a place underground that dead people go to.
So, I like to think Cerberus is more like a giant shepherd dog. Especially, since his job is to stop the dead from leaving.
In a dnd campaign, I was playing a 4ft tall tiefling who decides she wanted to keep a lava lizard as a pet, so while the rest of the party was killing lava lizards, she found one that was about a foot long and just picked it up and clutched it... She said mine and carried the lava lizard all the way through a boss fight
That’s a good halfling
That is adorable ❤😭
Hmmmmmm sounds like a good battle mount and a very good friend
That, my friend, is how you play DnD.
Nice
Ah, there's nothing better than some wholesome content with Click in the evening to calm down.
Never thought I'd hear "wholesome" and "Click" in the same sentence, yet at the same time it feels like there's nothing wrong with that
Also is that a protogen in your profile?
@@derp24lordz
Yup, it is!
@@firewallfighter protogen is my favorit
Ikr? Pizza rolls and ice cream, curled up in a blanket, headphones....
The perfect end to a busy day 😌
25:20 i think someone should make a spin-off show where some random village girl who is fumbling a pack of cards in her hands comes up to wendy the scary dragon and is like
‘uh. hi?’ - village girl
‘have you come to rescue the princess?’ - dragon
‘uh. i guess? if she’s not ready to leave, or anything i brought uno so we could get to know each other better before she leaves the castle.’ - village girl
*wendy turns to betty*
‘this one.’
Lesbians :D
*yes*
There is an anime called, “The Devil is a Part-Timer,” where Satan works at the equivalent of a Macdonald’s. It’s very funny.
Ah yes watched that, it was awesome !
there realy is an anime about everything…oh well i‘ve seen crazier stuff lol
I was thinking Death Note. 😆
A truly great anime
Idk why, but I read “Satan” as Stan
I glad the click has embrace his wholesome yet satanic side
I was the 667th like, sorry friendo
@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa well that's one step closer too 669
@@Sio1327 im just gonna unlike now lol
I just was quietly encouraging all of the "monsters" who did something really hard, like Ogre for reading an entire book and Darryl saying his name
I want a series where someone is accidentally sent to hell. And instead of going up to heaven they just, like, knock over a glass of something as a win and then stay as Satan's assistant
Best comedy anime
This would be a cool idea.
Note: Don't feed ducks bread it can actually harm them. Give them peas instead
And have some yourselves, peas are delicious
@@UNSCPILOT
*Pea gang*
*Pea gang*
@@throwawayaccount1244 sus
I had a friend who was the same. Like she would just sit with a bag of frozen peas and eat them as a snack
Really? A duck stole my sandwich once, did it need therapy?
8:35 I think Satan canonically has shapeshifting powers so he'd look however the hell he wants
Just wanted to say thanks for being something my daughter enjoys. I have a 6 month old who pretty much refuses any "societal normal" TV, toys, etc, and only is happy watching concerning things, but whenever your intro comes on and you greet everyone, she kicks her little feet and squeals happily. Happy that she likes a cultured RUclipsr, she just squeals at you and one topic ^^
That's actually so wholesome 🥺
You have raised your daughter well
@@thatsamood respectfully get subbed ily
@@cloudbread4043 aaaaa
thats adorable
Not gonna lie, that Steve Irwin one made me tear up a bit.
I was at a family function yesterday & my cousin was telling us how her son had a project where they needed to dress up as an inspirational person. She told him to dress as Steve. While all his classmates had no idea who he was (which is a DAMN SHAME!) all the teachers & parents loved it.
I can't imagine the artist not bawling their eyes out as they painstakingly made that. :`(
Those poor kids. Steve is amazing.
Omg SAME. I was just sitting at my computer tears running down my face as I stared at the last panel of the comic :,{{{{
You mentioned losing a pet is difficult, and I figured I would share this story. We lost our family dog a Pekingese sadly then end was hard and we had to put her down so she was no longer in pain. About two years later my daughter won a raffle from a twitch streamer so our daughter was able to pick the next adorifying creature that the artist did. It ended up being titled Morgy for our beloved pet and it was a zombified dog with a pet worm and missing a leg, chunks taken out of her body and still holding a ball ready to play. It was so cute. I plan on making a custom frame with paw prints along the edge. It was so heartwarming.
When my daughter was like 3 or 4, we played knights and castles... she decided to slay the knight and keep the dragon. She's the best.
This is parenting done right!
To be totally honest...the most loving, caring, & faithful man I have ever had in my life. He was the most beautiful man in my life. The 9 years we shared to was amazing, but he was taken way before his time in 2019. He was my beautiful black cat, Prynce. I so miss my "man in black."
Prynce is a wonderful name, sorry for your loss,
🐈⬛miau
The thought of Steve Irwin being the animal keeper of the afterlife...ngl, that one got me😢 RIP you Aussie legend
yea a lot of these were to ardorable i teared up especially the animal ones
"Human is husband now"
"What the hell? No!"
"Wh- Why not?"
"You look like you're underage."
And then they had the talk.
I love the Satan Reddit. They're either maliciously hilarious or wholesome. It's always a gamble worth taking.
Where everyone wins
Or both.
That "you fight like a halfling" thing makes me chuckle, because the best fighter I ever created was a halfling called Lllivfbh (pronounced leaf (he didn't have the highest intelligence lol) and at level three he was one-shotting every enemy he came across. Then our bard learned an uber powerful OP spell that one-shotted the whole room and my dumbass halfling fighter had no other skills so I just sat there stacking dice for the whole campaign. Good times.
The Steve Irwin one made me tear up, as it reminded me of a fire we had back in March 2005 & how 5 of our pet cats died from smoke inhalation. It had a big effect on my mom seeing them all laid out on the grass. One of the cats was my fave, Boots, as she would stay on top of the fridge and always boop me on the head when I'd go to the fridge so she could get pets. She was a black cat with white "boots" on her fet and some white on her tail tip and face. She was an awesome cat. A few months after the fire, we got my cat Smudge who was an all black cat and she was my cat, would always sleep with me and whatnot. She passed away a month or two ago.
Pets are awesome and it always hurts to lose them.
Aw man! I'm so sorry this happened to you! I really hope that you and your family have been able to recover from your grief.
I’ve heard arch angels (Lucifer is technically an arch angel, just a fallen one) look more like humans than they do other angels, which, all things considered, he could look pretty rough and still be considered the prettiest angel in heaven.
Castiel.
Archangels are the second lowest in the hierarchy so they're basically like humans but with wings and armor
@@mintrosewood ... No. Archangels are the highest ranked angel.
@@bable6314 as far as I know seraphs are the highest ones
@@mintrosewood in christianity, yes, but seraphs are fifth in judaism
One of my favorite authors has a series that includes Gorgons, and aside from the best line of 'Medusa isn't a myth', she very clearly explained how snakes for hair are both an awesome tool, but the feeding and regurgitation made it a no for me. lol
Bread is actually unsuitable for ducks. It’s too sparse on nutrition, but fills them up - so they run risk of malnourishment.
Peas, grapes, uncooked oats, seeds, grain, cracked corn and salad are good stuff to feed them if you want to. 🥬+🦆 = 😄
I was looking for this :D
Yeah in Australia we actually have signs around our duck ponds now saying that bread makes them sick but things like oats are fine
One might even say that this issue applies to humans...
I like to feed them peas
I don't have ducks but a lot of birds end up in my backyard, so every once in a while I'll throw oats or seeds or small fruits out into the grass and let them come and eat.
They never squawk or even acknowledge me when I'm outside but I see the bigger birds feeding the little ones... It's enough for me.
From what i remember, the 2 smartest bird species on the planet are crows (or just corvids in general, not sure), who are, like classically intelligent, using tools and such, and are really quite serious about it, no room for play.
The other species is a type of parrot which has collectively decided to use there freakish levels of intelligence to play an infinite number of pranks on people, and other animals, and proceed to laugh at them.
Keas?
@@Dragonemperess i think thats them, yeah. Been a while, should really look it up again.
@@Santisima_Trinidad Those birds are jerks. XD
Parrot had the power to be genius and they decide to be dickhead and scream at human
Crows and ravens play mean spirited pranks too. Most people are just more uneasy around them so it gets noticed less as people are more likely to shoo them away
11:10
That reminds me of the first time I went to this cute cafe, the guy was obviously frazzled and was already apologising to the customer before me.
When he asked for my order, I asked for a flat white. He gave me a peppermint tea.
It was most definitely not what I wanted but I smiled and said "Thank you, this is perfect."
He sighed, smiled back, looked down at my ticket, gasped and started apologising.
I laughed and told him it was more than okay, I was happy with my tea and he shouldn't be so hard in himself.
I went back a few weeks later and asked for a peppermint tea... He gave me a flat white.
If I had been brave enough I would've given him my number.
NAWWHH
i hope you meet eachother sometime again ^^
Can still be fixed: ask one of his colleagues for the shift schedule, then arrive just before his shift ends and order a peppermint tea and a flat white, and invite him for coffee (or tea)
The way he reads "You're staying in time-out, Benjamin" GETS ME EVERY TIME 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Click has got that demon voice down. He should try his hand at being a voice actor.
Telltale Atheist, i recommend him.
Especially his Kat Kerr Videos if you love
to laugh.
I would love a movie with Click
@@thedanishcatgirl3205 YES
he's got every voice down he could do voice acting
Agreed
Idea for the fruit shoulder dragons: they change color depending on what fruit they eat, like chameleons but not for survival (we've gotta make them immortal unless they wanna join thier mortal owners) and if they eat some fruit quickly they can be multiple colors at once
Give them a bag of sciddles and they will be RAINBOW
Like oricoro? Or just the colour? Also, how a what would a dragon turning dragonfruit into..?
YES PLEASE
As long as ya don't go full ""Bugsnax" with it... "You are what you eat!" Hahaha
That sounds like a Yoshi from Super Mario Sunshine and I'm loving the idea.
Death from Diskworld is an ABSOLUTE icon. The best representation of a guy who doesn't get human bullshit while being a powerful being that knows human bullshit theoretically.
When Click said he would follow around Satan because he wouldn't know anyone in hell, my immediate thought was “what about us? We didn’t buy vip tickets for nothing.” Then my mind went into story mode.
Click goes to hell and hangs out with random demons that don’t try chasing him off. One recognizes him. “By the gods! You’re the Click! I am a huge fan, quite a few of us are actually. All your subscribers have taken over a corner of hell and have been waiting for you.” This explains why Mark hasn’t run into any yet. The cool demon takes click Mark to a spot in hell that is in the process of being fenced off with a big banner overhead painted with tar and blood ‘Click’s Hell’ there are statues of ducks, land sharks (some are specifically designed as Mango), a Simba a potted plant, and more. Both demon and mortal soul alight are working together to make this nook home. “Hey everyone! The Click is here!” cheers erupt. Mark is shown his thrown atop a platform that could over see his budding kingdom. Below is the beginnings of his mansion, but at the moment it’s a cozy hut. A week after settling in Satan himself stops by and invites Mark to a gathering of The underworlds leaders which is actually just a dinner party with a little business sprinkled in. Mark’s first attendance he is given friendly welcomed and advice on what to expect as a new underworld leader.
If anyone wants to expand on this please credit me.
Oh my gosh that is a great story idea/beginning.
Funny thing: there's reasonable evidence that the name Cerberus could be translated approximately as "Spotted." In other words, Hades is an adorkable nerd who named his dog Spot (also, Cerberus should probably be depicted with solid, mono-colored fur less often).
Oh my gosh, I had no idea anyone else used the word "Adorkable"
I don't know about "reasonable", there are some people in a similar post here who seem to think it's rather weak. Idk, though; I'm not a linguist or historian, and I barely have a nodding acquaintance with most mythology
I personally think that Cerberus is a Greek shepherd because of this
(I just looked up Ancient Greek dogs btw)
@@ShadeNightstepD24 you are in good company. I know a fair number of good people who are also quite nerdy who use adorkable.
This video singlehandedly inspired me write a story about hell and the underworld and all things horror related, except everything is really wholesome and cute. It's a concept I've been playing around with and wanting to write for a while, but couldn't bring myself to because I'm a Christian.
You should go for it regardless of your religion. It could be a fun hobby for you and make your life more interesting. Maybe start writing a few sentences, and if you enjoy that, you could continued writing. Try it!
Edit: Remember, you can choose to write the stories only for yourself. You don’t have to show them to anyone else if you don’t want to. It’s your stories, and you decide what to do with them. ;)
Same. I just like "disturbingly wholesome" things. Like when you see a creepy monster thinking it wants to hurt you, but instead it helps you
I like High School DxD not because the _"plot,"_ rather actual story and world, demons and angels but mostly demons
24:12 I've read their loving reaper stuff and it so sad and made me cry but was also comforting. One of my favorites was a puppy that wasn't read to go so they helped the reaper by comforting a kid. The stories bring awareness to things that happen to animals. Also Death and Life are really close and I think that's pretty cool. Overall really good but really sad. Of course there is animal death but if that won't be an issue for you I'd recommend Jenny Jinya's loving reaper.
Dude Jenny jinyas stuff makes me cry every time
I just read that one yesterday
I've seen so many of those.
From Reddit somewhere: Why is it always blood for the blood god? You'd think that would be the one thing he has enough of. "I don't think you get to be the blood god by really having a concept of 'enough blood.'"
I think I saw this on r/tumblr first
The blood god cares where not the blood flows only that it flows
I remember that from adeptus ridiculous
Who is the blood god?
@@jrogon5072 khorn from warhammer 40k
I just had this hilarious idea called "The Devil's Wife Works at a Starbucks". Like, imagine everyone freaking out as Satan walks into a Starbucks and the barista is just like, "Oh, hi, hubby!"
(Now that I think about it it's kinda similar to The Devil is a Part-timer")
I think the Grim Reaper is a really chill person. Like, he doesn't ACTUALLY kill people, he's just takes them to the afterlife after they expire.
Image getting to play Smash Bros with Death.
What character do you think he would be
@@drillbitz2816 I don't know. He gives Yoshi vibes.
@@andrewwilliams8951 or maybe kirby
You are correct. He or in some cultures She attends the death, but is not the cause. They are there to guide us to our designated afterlives.
I think they would probably enjoy a nice relaxing game with someone who wasn't trying to use it as a way to get out of dying. That old trick gets annoying.
RADICAL
Fun fact: alligators do carry their young on their backs so the godzilla wasn't too far from reality and there is hope for that Clicky ;)
As a local Floridaman, can confirm. The sewer dinosaurs are in fact wonderful parents.
... Spiders do this too, btw. Although the dads handle daycare for arachnids
HEY! That ogre who read Ulysses is already surpassed MOST of the kids who were in my class SENIOR year of highschool. He did great at reading it all by himself and did great at even picking up one of the most artistic books ever. Next I'd recommend 1984, or even Fahrenheit 451, just to read and for him to learn about MORE books he could read!
Fun fact: ravens will use traffic lights for food, they’ll drop hard nuts on the road and let cars run over the food.
Yeah, that tracks
They will also build fake nests to avoid exterminators, share food locations, use linguistic tokens, and reason their way through many logic and physics problems
The reason why it felt weird to say, 'every monster can be someone's love story,' is because that's what women who write to serial killers in prison tell themselves lol.
Also because of the amount of bigfoot erotica that is out in the world, for anyone to buy..
@@SlothDaan what..!?
@@acciousername6776 same thing with tentacles, but slightly different
Those are *true* monsters, don't mistake the two, monsters are weird creatures, true monsters (also called abominations) are messed up people, hope this helped ;D
@@acciousername6776 yeah, wasn't something I wanted to know either.. 😅 there's also mothman erotica, and I'm sure any other cryptid.. 🙈🙈
20:38 I was not ready for this. Here I am choking back tears at work…
Guess what! The story you mentioned wanting at 25:30 already kinda exists! It's called 'dealing with dragons' and it's about a princess who runs away to become the maid of a dragon so she can live a life of adventure instead of getting married off! It also includes several funny scenes of her turning away knights like someone might turn away a messenger of Jahova!
I have all those books! There's four in total, that I know of. The Enchanted Forest Chronicles. They're really fun books!
I read Dealing With Dragons in elementary school! Even though I'm now 31, I want to go and read it again tbh. XD
05:36 - Funny fact: In the Polish language there's a saying "każda potwora znajdziecie swojego amatora" which translates to "for every monster there is someone special out there". Which means that no matter what, there's a person in the world who would be into you.
That one with the kitty and death really got me. I've had cats my whole life and it's always so painful to have to say goodbye. It's nice to think of them being able to play again.
You have to do more of this subreddit! It's so fun!
Clicky should get himself an emotional support Demon. And get a smaller one for Mango!
Yes
genius
How do We know mango isnt his emotional support demon?
And the a mini Mango for the mini Support Demon, then a mini mini Support Demon for the mini Mango, and so on!
@@Moon_x_sun but Mango needs a emotional support demon too
3:24 this reminds me of a comment I saw on the second-to-last video in Dangthatsalongname’s Empires series. It was something along the lines of “Petition to get Scott to use the Rune Blade as a butter knife.” It was beautiful. Also I love the “Blood for the Blood God” reference in one of the memes :)
29:55
So... in the Alps we actually have creatures like this. The Vivane or Vivene are very tall and beautiful ladies, who sometimes came down from their mountains to ask for food. They would knock at the windows, and this is why there were once always holes left for them to reach through
Really? That's pretty cool. Are there other creatures like that as well? I am not very cultured, so hearing about these things is fascinating to me.
@@neptunefoeva well, there's a whole slew of similar creatures, who are collectively known as the Saligen, "the Blissful". They are also all assigned to different environments, like the Anguane to the waters, or the Salvarie to the woods. My favourite ones are the Cristannes. Like a lot of their sisters, they play the role of the oracle in stories, but instead of _looking into the depths of the waters,_ or _listening to the whispers of the wind,_ they just meet up in the evening around bonfires and start chatting about the news they learned during the day!
Of course, the names of these creatures also variies from place to place.
@@cramerfloro5936 They surround bonfires in the evening and just chat??? That is AMAZING! Do they kill you or something if you get close? Do you turn into one and everybody shuns you? Or do they just disappear? Or do you go mad with the things that you hear??? WHY DON'T AMERICANS HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. Or maybe we do, and I am just wholely uncultured.
@@neptunefoeva nope, they just invite you to warm yourself at their fire and even chat with them. According to some versions of the "two mothers" tale, from Fassa Valley, even if cruel and cunning warlocks, like Spina de Mul or Ce de Lu, are sitting at the bonfire, they aren’t allowed to attack or harm any guests. EVERYONE has to play nice while they’re at the Cristannes’ bonfire.
Also, most people over here don’t know all these legends either, I’m just a reallly really big legends nerd!
As a Dyslexic person. The Thumbnail warmed my heart after a tiering day. and my day is just better whenever you post! Love you and your content click! ^^
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I'm Dyslexic as well and the thumbnail made me smile it was so cute
I love how Death comes & stays with you to make sure that you are ok & settling in. It’s not being dead that I’m afraid of. It’s that dying is going to hurt & take a long time.
Considering Lucifer was an archangel (I believe), he would actually be one of the more human-looking ones.
Also, small fun fact, as much as we tend to like to think of Cherubim/Cherubs being tiny babies, they’re canonically the biggest angels to exist. 🤣
Pretty sure luci was actually a seraphim or cherubim. But yea
@@mellennia9 It may have been seraphim. I remember it being an archangel, but either way, he was one of the more humanoid ones. Seraphim are humanoid under all those wings I believe.
@@myoung3411 pretty sure he was also the first one to be created by God, too, if I remember correctly
Plus seraphim are on fire all the time, and lucifer is literally the morningstar, so....most likely seraphim.
@@mellennia9 Yes, I believe so
It's funny how God has a higher kill count than Satan according to the Bible.
Underrated comment
And Quran. Anyone gonna put another religion?
well luckily murder isnt a sin /s
@@TheAllSeeingCollective thank you very much!
@@Hwelhos yeah I know! Awesome isn't it?
"At least he has a stable job" talking about The Grimm Reaper made me burst out laughing. Thank you dear, I needed that.
10:10 it's ACE CAKES.
The succubus is ASEXUAL.
"The world treated them as monsters, so they became the very thing the world saw them as"
that's... the plot of Frankenstein???
My mind went a little bit more modern to "Wicked" :D
all great memes
The ones about pets being looked after when they pass by death made me tear up, we had to have one of our dogs put to sleep a few months ago and its been really hard to process, we had a really special bond but he was also difficult and complicated. So legitimately thank you for helping me cry a bit about my dear Griff, i needed it.
The succubus opening a bakery thing is actually a book I have read. I think it was called (un)lucky succubus or something. Pretty good. Tho there still were some M rated parts so not fully hellsome I guess
I looked it up, it's a reverse harem series (an entire *series)* & it's a paranormal romance. The ratings on Good reads are pretty good, a solid 4.5 stars on every book
There's also a book called Legends and Lattes about an Orc who quit adventuring and she just wants to open a cafe. She gets a succubus as an assistant and I think they might have a splash of romance but it's mainly about the dream of opening a cafe.
@@skullfullofbooks7398 Read that too lol
@@BooksandBuns what’s it called
I want to read this, please tell us what it's called.
How to understand cats:
We didn't domesticate them.
They domesticated us.
Those who were nice to cats prospered.
Those who weren't, starved as mice and rats ate their food and spread disease.
Kindness toward cats was bred into us.
And there is also a Parasite that makes uns being nicer to Them
I can't love this enough!
@@sophiebell4758 Not really? Toxoplasmosis, a single-celled parasite whose life cycle requires a rodent host, then a feline one. When in the rodent host, it _seems_ to cause the rodent to _lose fear_ of cats, giving the cats more opportunity to eat them and thereby complete the toxoplasmosis' life cycle.
But, here's the thing: we can't interview mice or rats. The toxo could be causing them to lose fear of cats, or just lose fear in general.
This, "loses fear of cats," then got misreported as, "attracted to cats," which then for twisted into, "ZOMG! Brain parasite makes everyone do cats' bidding!!!"
I have yet to hear of any study demonstrating a correlation between cat-hoarders and toxoplasmosis-infection. I have, however, heard that there is an incredibly high correlation between cat-hoarding and obsessive-compulsive disorders.
I can't argue against this because it's too plausible
This makes sense, add into this in ancient Egypt they noticed the benefits of cats and made it extremely illegal to harm cats.
Around the time of the black plague in Europe, they noticed cats around places where there were outbreaks. They misunderstood this to mean the cats were responsible and killed the cats. The plague got worse in these places. The cats had been there killing the rats that had been carrying the fleas that actually carried the disease. In places they didn't kill off the cats the disease spread less than in places the cats were exterminated.
Cats may be small but they have played an underrated part of our history.
21:00 ME! I cry when animals die in movies, but not when humans die. Idk why, its just sadder when an innocent pet dies rather than some human who was possibly a douchebag.
Random story: when I was in seventh grade in a Seventh Day Adventist school, I had a homeroom teacher who was pretty radical. So radical that he once assigned my classmates and I to write a letter to Satan. We were suppose to write a question or comment about him, then we would burn them in the middle of the classroom. It was 30 minutes into the 1 hour class that he made up his mind. I was kinda looking forward to it, too.
8:34 fun fact: biblically accurate Satan is said to be most beautiful looking thing in existence
Isn't he supposed to be so beautiful if you look at him
You catch on fire
He’s damn hot (pun intended)
fun fact: there is a company that does live asmr on people, like the sounds of a rain sound maker going left and right slowly while you get a back massage. But the entire time (other than using the bathroom) you are blindfolded to get the whole relaxation without visual distractions :D
YAY, more demonic sacrifices:3
based demonic sacrifices
very based
meeting of the furries in this comment section
Do i- do I count? Even if I'm a birb?
@@bloodraven6250 ye, of course you do
"Buttering the cursed sword" is my new euphemism for the self naughties. Thanks, Click 👍🏻
I thought the same thing lol. Great minds think alike ig
I both love and hate this
If you have a wider sword you can butter alot of toast slices simultaneously
@@snekysneks same
The butter sword gave me the perfect D&D idea.
Breakfast themed. The adventures only occur because they couldn’t make themselves breakfast that morning, due to lack of ingredients.
The fact that I thought there was nothing wrong with "Dear Satan"...
Welp that speaks for its self.
5:30 and that is why I love Frankenstein. The whole book is all about Prometheus being treated as a monster, so he becomes one. It's such a tragic and sad story about a self-fulfilling prophecy.
*Frankenstein
@@kvasirsblod1289 thanks
The story of Prometheus (the Titan) is so sad. It socks
@@ThatOneWeirdFlex socks 🧦 yum
"Isn't it something like crows and roaches that adapt the most alongside humanity" -the click
You did the forbidden thing.
The cat rant is so accurate, except... to be fair, sometimes cats can be so loving and sweet. Mine checks on me when I take too long in the bathroom and guides me back to my room as if I got lost.
Most cats are only allotted a certain amount of sweetness per diem. The rest of the time they are murderous muffins. Aka the cats that allow me to pet them for about 10 minutes and then suddenly "OKAY ENOUGH" *nom*
Cats get over stimulated easily which usually leads to the sudden NOM. They can't entirely help it. They're just overwhealmed.
Mine follows me when I take walks to make sure I'm coming back. I can't let him inside, because my other cat is a grumpy old lady who hates other cats and my brother, who lives with me, is allergic so another would be bad. Outdoor cat showed up as a stray and I hope to find him a real home where he can live safely inside, because he's really too sweet to be left outside like this.
@@ElleriaZer if hes making sure you come back then hes already found his home, just make him as comfortable and loved as possible. Try for a heated cat house on your patio
@@Cantmakeupmymindonaname I made him an insulated cat house out of a couple storage bins and some rigid foam insulation. It's on the fenced in deck. I'm considering making him a summer version that just provides shade and keeps him dry
9:52 I seriously want a story that’s like this. I feel like it’d be hard to not get too stereotypical but c’mon! The “Yeah, my parents were really disappointed” sold it for me.
A little more about Discworld's Death: He looks like, well, Death. Tall, very thin, black robe, scythe. He doesn't kill people - he comes to send you on your further way once you died, more or less. And since people die all the time he is the one character that appears in almost every single of the >40 Discworld Novels. At first ("The Colour of Magic / The Light Fantastic") he is little more than a running gag, always failing to get Rincewind, who simply doesn't like the thought of dying very much, but over time he becomes a proper character.
Death has a house in a little pocket dimension. It's black and many of the things in it have a skull theme. He ... well, "lives" together with his servant Alfred who actually is alive and he, of course, has a horse - which is an actual, normal horse. In the past he had tried a flaming steed and a skeletal horse, but one kept setting fire to the stable and the other kept losing things all the time. The horse's name is "Binky". It is quite intelligent (for a horse).
Death, in the later books, also has a Granddaughter: Susan Sto Helit, who's adopted (if you were wondering how THAT works... For more information read "Mort" and "Soul Music"). Together with Susan he saves the world several times. ("Soul Music", "Reaper Man", "Thief of Time" and "Hogfather").
Then there is the Death of Rats, the Grim Squeaker. A rat skeleton with a tiny robe and scythe. It was created during a time Death wasn't there to do his job ("Reaper Man") and nature filled the gap with countless new Deaths - one for each species. When Death returns they all vanish again - except for Death of Rats who from then on will appear here and there in the series.
As a character he is kind of Mister Spock or Data on Star Trek - He finds humans totally fascinating, but is incapable of ever fully understanding them. Especially human emotions are a mystery to him. You see - since he's a skeleton he has no glands to create all the chemicals needed for emotions... So like Spock or Data he is the "outsider" who is used by the author to make comments about human behaviour.
Actually Terry Pratchett, the author of the Discworld books, has gotten mail from fans suffering from terminal conditions more than once in which they thank him, because his character Death helped them dealing with their upcoming end. He is polite and kind. He is caring. In "Hogfather" he takes over the role of the character with that name, who basically is the Disc's version of Father Christmas (called "Hogswatchnight") and who has mysteriously vanished. So while Susan tries to find out what happened to him, Death puts on a false beard and a red suit with a cushion under it and with the help of Albert starts delivering presents. (a little bit like "Nightmare before Christmas" - possibly there's some inspiration going on there). And when he is called to take a little girl selling matchsticks and freezing to death (a clear reference to the story by Hans Christian Andersen) in his normal function he actually saves her in a sweet little tearjerker scene...
tldr: READ DISCWORLD! The books are great.
Iirc when Sir Terry passed, his FB account posted as Death, “AT LAST”
Ah yeah, my former best friend has given me "reaper man" at the start of our friendship. When he ended it and cut all contact, he also asked to get the book back. I love death characters, especially Kindred from league of legends. I like their lore
@@aymcleonidas195 My favourite Death is the Discworld one, can you tell? ;) He's especially sweet in Reaper Man - love the ending when ... well, won't spoil it (mebbe someone reads this who doesn't know the book), but he does something really kind and moving. And I think especially that book is the one that helps people with terminal conditions, because of it.
Also, he loves curry and kittens - how nice is that? ;)
@Commander Kruge haha I can tell :) maybe that will get me to actually read that book before I give it back, I never wanted to read it because it hurts too much to be reminded of the lost friendship bit maybe there is one last thing to take with me then :)
My two favorite versions of Death are Death from Disc World and Grim from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy .
And no the second one isn't on there because of the situation he's stuck in but that was pretty much the mental image I had since I was a kid (so nostalgia).
I'm a mythology buff, and I've specifically tried looking for biblically accurate fallen angels and demons. So far, all I could find was that he retained the shapeshifting abilities of regular angels, with the exception that some forms are dictated by others ("Serpent shall be cursed to crawl on it's stomach", while this isn't a direct reference to the devil, he is often referred to as "the great serpent", so it's reasonable to assume changing serpents as a whole changed his serpent form to match). I came to the conclusion that he probably still looks like a seraphim (the many eyes, many rings, many wings that most people associate with "biblically accurate angels"), although with a human form, snake form, and dragon form. The whole goat thing (baphomet) is a prince of hell, and is a different person. The parable of the sheep and goats linking the devil to goats never mentioned him being able to turn into one afaik, but I am still only around Revelations (I think I left on the 7 spirits of God, revelations 5:6, and the sacrificed lamb)
I personally see the devil as a man who enjoys watching mortals partake in "sins", not out of a want for souls or enjoying watching damnation, but because he likes seeing people be true to what they want. At the end of the day, he rebelled and stood up to his father (God), and he enjoys watching others do the same; living their lives how they want, not to earn the love of a jealous god, but because they want to. I believe he doesn't have a "default form", there is no form you could pin him to, but I wouldn't be surprised to find he has a form similar to the 7 spirits, 7 eyes and wings to represent such. The other angels also have "beast" forms, with eyes and wings "on front and behind" to cover them. I think the devil is a father figure, he doesn't love humanity unconditionally, but we shouldn't expect him to. He partakes in magic and "false miracles" (as I've heard them referred to, mostly by JWs tbf) to stir things up, but he loves humans who simply don't care about a god. He takes under his (figurative and literal) wing people who live life for themselves, people who recognise they are flawed and shouldn't pretend to be flawless for the enjoyment of others or a god. He tries to break faith, because that's what freed him, and he wishes only to free others.
seraphim are dragons, flaming serpents or the flaming ones, the rings with eyes are the ophanim.
Also why is it that everyone forgets that Lucifer rebelled because he was incredibly xenophobic against humans. It's weird how some people pretend he's some kind of champion of humans.
Aww
Based on this interpretation, I'd assume he doesnt like humans harming other humans for extremely self absorbed reasons as thats what the god he rebelled against was like
So certain sinners could be off his chart of appreciation, like abusers and molesters, but people who do what they believe in, even if it pisses off god and without it being catastrophically terrible like the hypocrite god this is all meant to be against, hes cool with
@@Garden0flowr exactly that, yes! I think he gives leeway on humans harming other animals on a case by case basis (ie, self defense, I think he has a very "What were you supposed to do? Die? That'd be classed as s-icide by god and you'd get sent here anyway" attitude), but animal torturers, abusers, s-xual predators, etc are immediately getting no sympathy
At 15:30, that's remains me of a campaign we made with friends (the story is original from the GM) and we met a sort of creature which the GM described like a "sort of giant T-rex but fluffy" (we were on a mountain) and a friend was befriended her but had to leave because momma t-rex had babies ! Our friend was really sad when he learn that, but later, we had seen her and their babies (we were trapped by Elfs that sends us into that mountain) and momma T-rex wasn't attacking us and instead guide us at the foot of the mountain.
Fun fact: the anecdote about Cerberus meaning basically « spot » has been demonstrated false since, but it’s still really funny to imagine Cerberus as a good doggo.
Cerberus *is* a good doggo. It has nothing to do with coat color and everything to do with how well he does his job.
Crows are nuts. I've once heard of a guy who gave bread to crows. Then this one time they brought him a coin, so he gave that one crow more bread. And well, lots of money started coming.
Harvest but crows
That sounds amazing!
There's a video of a dog who brings a leaf to a bakery for a cookie. He watched people exchanging paper money for baked goods and thought he'd give it a try. It's adorable.
I now want a flock of coin exchanging crows. Instead I have geese who yell when they're slightly inconvenienced.
@@goldengryphon HONK
@@knnoko2712 More of a HNK! And one of them is broody and sitting an egg while her partner yells at everything. I'm glad I have geese, but really?
Tha'ts one way of retiring
"Cats aren't assholes, 10-70% of humans are" -William James Sidis i guess
29:37 "This image just feels like an anime that just needs to happen."
Well, it's not an anime, but the show _Lucifer_ features Lucifer Morningstar helping a detective solve crimes (and going to therapy).
yondemasu yo azazel san
It's such a good show I love it
It’s the best
That's what I thought when I saw the pic
I have named a sword "Butterknife" before. But not for that reason. Anyone can take pride in being slain by the Ashen Greatsword, Gigacleaver, Burning Ember, or whatever badass name you came up with. But the humiliation of being struck down by a sword called Butterknife, Fluffy Bunny, or Kittenpaw... that is something no one will ever forget.
That’s pretty smart actually. Imagine going to heaven and some asked how you died and you just say “oh I got chopped by Butterknife..”
I wanna get a tank and name it Carebear. Because when I roll up to your village they'll panic like "Run... Carebear is coming." Atop that I should paint it in pink/baby blue camo and rainbows.
@@viscountrainbows6452 That is one of the funniest scenarios I’ve heard of. You tell then care bear is coming, they all laugh thinking it’s a joke, before they get blown to bits. And then they have to live with the fact they died by the care bear
@@sikawhite5278 and now I'm naming my next mace "Babyrattle"
@@viscountrainbows6452 if you ever play a steampunk or WW1 or later themed DND campaign, I am begging you, get your artificer to help you make that, or be an artificer and make it yourself.
You know Satan probably got banned from heaven for being the funny guy
I think the actual "story" of how it happened is very telling. Disagrees with Dad. Dad is a toxic narcissist, therefore does not discuss any disagreements with his children. He just throws a tantrum for thousands of years. Tossing out the kid who dared to question him, rather than have a conversation. Sends him to a torture pit where he is tasked with eternally torturing anyone else who doesn't blindly obey Dad's insanely dictatorial rules. Christians have it totally wrong mate. If their Bible is the truth, God isn't the good guy.
In actual "believe in the devil" satanism, there are actuslly many demons that are kinda cute and wholesome
Aren’t Christians the only ones who believe there’s a devil?
@@miuiruma69 there are hermetic orders that believe in the whole thing and summon demons and stuff... Its like an overcomplicated prayer tho... Not like... An actual demon apearing... And they use a book that has a list of demons ro summon, and some are super cute and wholesome that helpnwith things that dont sound demonic at all... There is one who helps with ethics and morals for example
@@gingercore69 U mean the lesser key of Solomon?
@@SandwichDoggy may or may not be what im talking about, im not very good with book names, but it might be... I dont practice or study that stuff, if anything i said is not correct i hope someone corrects me, but as a simplified version of things... There are non christians who believe in abrahamic demons and summon them to get favors or something like that... And there are demons that do stuff that do not sound demonic at all
@@gingercore69 I just need a demon to give me cuddles ;)
That kitchen one got me. I once decided to go for what was supposed to be hour or so long walk after I moved to a new town for winter... I walked through 3 towns and had to call my family so they could look up directions for me based on my description of my surroundings... >w
Your videos genuinely give me comfort, im going through a rough time and these videos are a way for me to escape and laugh, thank you
I honestly think Satan must be scared of The Click by now
Or in love...
@@lorifiedler13 or both-
@@pandaragons6388 probably both
I am in love and scared
@@Satan-ub7we knew it
I literally started fucking crying when that comic with death and the cat showed up cause it reminded me of my cat I've had since I was 6 and died when I turned 15
My BFF's dog crossed the bridge this morning, so, yeah...
That brought me back to when I lost my childhood cat, Princess. I don't ever remember getting her, I was too young. But she lived until I was 14 or 15. I remember laying with her until she finally passed.
I’ve had a dog since I was 9, I’m 15 turning 16.
Jenny jinya has comics heavily devoted to grief and I found them right after my dog crossed the rainbow bridge and I cried my eyes out. Repeatedly.
Theory: emotional support demon is a shapeshifter and takes requests to become sensory happiness for whoever! Whatever sensory combination you want!
Emotional support demon also follows slumber party rules and will happily stay over to lay in a beanbag while you Autism ramble about your special interests, AND the best part about that… they’re actually interested and look more into the thing you showed them! For example, if you talked to them about a show, when they leave they’ll watch the show in their spare time and when they come back for more hugs and comfort food… they’ve watched the show!!! Even if its not the whole show they can ask you questions and be equally as interested as you!!!!! God dammit i am lonely… and sad… unsurprisingly, but still…
Hi I am also autistic and I relate to this so damn hard!
~23:20 - fun fact: if you translate ‘Cerberus’, you find out that essentially Hades named his pupper ‘Spot’.
I was honestly confused at first, what was wrong with wishing something from Satan. Then I remembered Santa exists. 😅
And Satin. That's the other misspelling that makes me laugh.