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  • Punches Thrown at a Comedy Show - Steve Hofstetter
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    This is part comedy show, part boxing match. Punches are thrown when a die-hard, British Hofstetter fan takes on a heckler who cannot stop talking. Even with Steve acting as a mediator, these two English fans in Northampton come to blows.
    Sh*t’s about to go down. Featuring Daniel Muggleton
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  • @stevehofstetter
    @stevehofstetter  4 года назад +193

    If you like this, and want to see my videos before they’re made public, please consider supporting my Patreon. www.Patreon.com/SteveHofstetter

    • @SuperMustseetv
      @SuperMustseetv 4 года назад +8

      I must admit i'd have been pissed too if the guy kept yapping lol.

    • @ambrospike2
      @ambrospike2 4 года назад +7

      Lol what a great video. Whoever edited it did a fantastic job.

    • @alittleodd1
      @alittleodd1 4 года назад +1

      Hi Steve,just watched the anti-Semitic video(which was amazing)and wanted to ask you a few questions regarding it. I really don't want to blurt(hey,Aussie slang word of the day) out here.how do issue you a message? Cheers

    • @intellectualiconoclasm3264
      @intellectualiconoclasm3264 4 года назад +1

      "'Cuz it's England," sounds like a GREAT shirt for your next Brittish tour. Who knows, that alone might spark a bar room brawl.
      "Scuse me mate, whatcha got tha shir-onfer?"
      "The show, the backstory is fuckin BRILLIANT!"
      "Ah-know but it isnit."
      "Whsy, the story? Iso mate."
      "No, it isnit!"
      What isnit?"
      "NO! It isnit and yaknow bloody well waahmean!"
      You see where it goes from there.

    • @TheMiggs83
      @TheMiggs83 4 года назад +3

      Steve Hofstetter omg such a great video and story , I found you thru heckler videos and been a fan since . I will definitely consider supporting in the future as I live in California and you know things are a bit crazy and uncertain . But I definitely appreciate the content in this times . Be well and stay safe
      -miguel

  • @brittanylegg6410
    @brittanylegg6410 4 года назад +1689

    The subtitle “(British disagreement)” made me laugh. You can make humor with anything.

    • @WeirdoCertified
      @WeirdoCertified 4 года назад +36

      Also the “British woos”

    • @whatsittooya3799
      @whatsittooya3799 4 года назад +48

      (something in British)

    • @jmirvinggbooks
      @jmirvinggbooks 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I saw that, that was funny lol. 😂😂😂

    • @Karl_Mcr
      @Karl_Mcr 4 года назад +1

      Subtitles: "I love this guy so much ..." Yeah, that's what he said.

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 4 года назад +11

      One of my favorites is when he gets on the heckler named tanner, and tanner's subtitles are tan

  • @awesomeness0005
    @awesomeness0005 4 года назад +484

    honestly id have the same reaction
    *fight breaks out*
    "So anyone want to buy a book?"

    • @DanielMuggleton
      @DanielMuggleton 4 года назад +23

      Just for the record, people continued to buy books because the British are nerds.

  • @keatonscreations
    @keatonscreations 4 года назад +1182

    If I was on a date with the young guy who started the fight, I would leave immediately and never talk to him again. The BIGGEST turn off is trying to be a tough guy.

    • @harmonypon7380
      @harmonypon7380 4 года назад +152

      Dennis Habecker I mean, you’re a wannabe tough guy when you punch a guy in his 50s over telling you to shut up during a comedy show. Veeery sensitive pride.

    • @TheStompboxer
      @TheStompboxer 4 года назад +91

      Martin That’s for providing the perspective of a literal child.

    • @harmonypon7380
      @harmonypon7380 4 года назад +85

      Martin
      Sounds like you’re just easily offended 🤷‍♀️ Real men know when to shut up and not make matters worse. It would be okay if it was self-defense, but honestly punching someone over a girl just makes you some hormonal teen that can’t control his emotions. Violence isn’t a personality trait, and having intense anger issues isn’t something to be prideful of. Punching someone talking crap just makes you petty.
      Watch, you’re probably gonna threaten to kill me now after I just mocked you for being a dumb kid.

    • @fatsmcsteel4535
      @fatsmcsteel4535 4 года назад +78

      Martin you sound like a douche.. I work security and no one likes the dickheads fighting, every single person from staff to patrons thinks you’re a loser and wants you to go home and stop being a dickhead.

    • @fatsmcsteel4535
      @fatsmcsteel4535 4 года назад +86

      Martin also, you aren’t a lion, or a wolf, or any other type of animal.. from the way you’re talking, you’re a child that still hasn’t figured out how to ignore people saying things you don’t like. Words do not justify physical responses, grow up.

  • @elkayezs8wslkwaterfountain826
    @elkayezs8wslkwaterfountain826 4 года назад +520

    When you expect heckling but instead you get tackling

    • @NateSean
      @NateSean 4 года назад +22

      Tackling rhymes with hackling, which is what they call it in Philadelphia.

    • @Frost_0__
      @Frost_0__ 4 года назад +10

      @@NateSean Amazing reference

    • @JonDaGuy
      @JonDaGuy 3 года назад +4

      A woman from Pittsburgh might call it Hackling

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 2 года назад

      Heckle Tackle

    • @kaadauwgg
      @kaadauwgg Год назад

      He deserves it.

  • @riverman9360
    @riverman9360 4 года назад +1613

    So that one dude is just sitting over there with his date, simmering to a boil until after the show, or was he trying to be polite and not interrupt? “It’d be rude to punch him right now. I’ll do it when the Q&A is over.”

    • @yawningkitty457
      @yawningkitty457 4 года назад +176

      Nah it took him that long to rev himself up for it, he was probably thinking that the camera would be off by then as well. Luckily for us it wasn't.

    • @devolutionone
      @devolutionone 4 года назад +127

      RiverMan He kept drinking till he found the courage to go beat grandpa.

    • @Warbaman
      @Warbaman 4 года назад +19

      Its a British thing 😉

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak 4 года назад +11

      @@Warbaman Even the yobs have some manners.

    • @catnerdadrian7601
      @catnerdadrian7601 4 года назад +96

      @@ZesPak god British slang is weird. Yobs sounds like an unfortunately named fantasy race. "And then the orcs descended upon the Yob village"

  • @MrCoxmic
    @MrCoxmic 4 года назад +389

    teacher, "ok, you two go sit over there and you just over there."

    • @kenGPT
      @kenGPT 4 года назад +9

      Wouldn't stop me and my best mate doing stupid shit and looking at each other from across the room.

    • @tophatxcc
      @tophatxcc 4 года назад

      GlockWiseSB Best mate is another term for best friend, and if you didn’t have any best friends growing up then I feel sorry for you.

    • @tophatxcc
      @tophatxcc 4 года назад +1

      GlockWiseSB Having a best friend isn’t gay...homophobe much?

    • @daleharden1749
      @daleharden1749 4 года назад

      @GlockWiseSB 8 years old...

    • @daleharden1749
      @daleharden1749 4 года назад

      @GlockWiseSB Maybe. And?

  • @goatbut29
    @goatbut29 4 года назад +19

    Steve, I played drum a mediocre band many years ago.
    We were doing what we thought would be a hit, but we got seven claps and this guy in the back who said, "you suck!" over the claps.
    Everyone laughed! I tried to hide behind my toms!
    The bassist walked up to the mic and said, "hey buddy, we don't go to Burger King and heckle you".
    Everyone laughed and I did the classic snare shot.
    Instantly redeemed!

  • @josephwatson9932
    @josephwatson9932 3 года назад +100

    "The cops weren't called it's England" 😂 best part is 100% accurate

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 2 года назад +6

      Even if they called them, they're probably at another pub and can't be bothered. 😂😂😂

    • @black4pienus
      @black4pienus 9 месяцев назад +4

      He might as well said "It's not America." I think in most countries they don't call the cops for little things that are solved on the spot. But in the US you can sue people for about anything, so better get a police report just in case. lol

    • @go-away-5555
      @go-away-5555 9 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@black4pienusit's pretty weird that you're just allowed to punch a stranger and then go about your night. How many other strangers do you think he has punched and will punch in the future?
      It's not "solved on the spot". The dude learned he can act like a dick and then beat up anyone who asks him to stop.

    • @black4pienus
      @black4pienus 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@go-away-5555 Well, it depends how severe the fight is of course. There's a big difference between a scuffle and a fight that gone out of hand. If things get out of hand, always call the cops. But if it's just a scuffle and someone comes between em, and send both in a different direction... No need to call the coppers for that.

    • @pascaleelliott63
      @pascaleelliott63 2 месяца назад

      @@black4pienus Yeah, plus the "tough guy" twat that started the fight, had the fight finished by a bigger man who stopped his BS by putting him in a headlock and throwing him out. If that doesn't teach that AH not to F around and find out, I don't know what would.

  • @Justakidthatrantsisapimp
    @Justakidthatrantsisapimp 4 года назад +590

    This is some Tarantino level storytelling

    • @ECSizemore
      @ECSizemore 4 года назад +4

      Just a kid that rants Steve kinda talks like Tarantino

    • @WonderWhatHappened
      @WonderWhatHappened 4 года назад +6

      I was going the Inception route but Tarantino is much better.

    • @TheLunarSurface
      @TheLunarSurface 4 года назад +1

      WonderWhatHappened Christopher Nolan is dope too though. Interstellar level story telling

    • @WonderWhatHappened
      @WonderWhatHappened 4 года назад +1

      @@TheLunarSurface Haha. I was referring to comment that corrected my thought process. No hate intended toward Nolan. This social distancing is really getting to me.

  • @arcanics1971
    @arcanics1971 4 года назад +623

    I know I'm British because my first thought, when Steve mentioned his friend asking about the cops, was to think "Why would they call the cops?"

    • @missyprime8198
      @missyprime8198 4 года назад +62

      That was my reaction, who calls the police for a little scuffle in England?
      They'll turn up 15 minutes after the scuffle then tell you they can't really do anything

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 4 года назад +8

      arcanics1971 and you wonder why we have guns and take matters into our own hands.

    • @missyprime8198
      @missyprime8198 4 года назад +106

      @@anthonylong9067 In England when we take matters into our own hands we take that saying literally here lol.

    • @phillipeldridge-smith1982
      @phillipeldridge-smith1982 4 года назад +101

      Anthony Long yeah, but what I don’t wonder is why you have lots of people being shot dead and we just have a lot of batterings 😉

    • @phillipeldridge-smith1982
      @phillipeldridge-smith1982 4 года назад +55

      Anthony Long that’s what condoms are for, right?

  • @smokeyninja9920
    @smokeyninja9920 4 года назад +304

    Dan's American accent was freaking perfect

    • @briancox8443
      @briancox8443 4 года назад +4

      Right? Lol

    • @DanielMuggleton
      @DanielMuggleton 4 года назад +32

      Please tell Steve this in the comment thread of every video from now on. It’s very important to me.

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 4 года назад +2

      Daniel Muggleton can you make steve do an australian accent?

    • @briancox8443
      @briancox8443 4 года назад

      @@anthonylong9067 rude much?

    • @smokeyninja9920
      @smokeyninja9920 4 года назад

      @@DanielMuggleton I promise, as long as it's in the clip

  • @ECSizemore
    @ECSizemore 4 года назад +173

    Steve I think ur the only comic doing a running YT channel like this, on heckling and craziness at your shows. Kinda cool. Makes u stand out.

    • @fadew55
      @fadew55 4 года назад +5

      to a different level, andrew shultz. he's does a ton of crowdwork, and films himself fuckin around at all the different cities he goes to on tour.

    • @Foxxie0kun
      @Foxxie0kun 4 года назад +3

      @Cian Egan And it's not a long slow roast, it's like he turns the temperature to max and rips the knob off. Motherfuckers leave a Carr performance smelling like charcoal.

    • @jimmylewis5960
      @jimmylewis5960 4 года назад +7

      Drew lynch uploads differnt clips somewhat like this

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi 4 года назад

      @@fadew55 Imagine this happening in his show. The Mf'er wouldnt stop roasting the chatty guy all night! Which I think would be better tbh.

    • @whitepeter619
      @whitepeter619 4 года назад

      @@fadew55 Shultz has much more organic likeable crowd work. Probably because he doesn't have to stage as many fake hecklers as Steve

  • @unknown-um3lq
    @unknown-um3lq 4 года назад +157

    Hey Steve, I just wanted to thank you for posting your clips from your shows. I have watched your channel for some time now and have been needing it more than ever.
    I am a brand new Nurse (just graduated and started working 2.5months ago) and my unit is being converted into the COVID-19 unit at my hospital for the time being. Last night was a rough night and it is only going to get worse. Watching this video was one of the first times I laughed and wasn't stressing about my shift coming up. Thanks for everything.
    I hope that I will be about to see you live in the near future (near Detroit).

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 4 года назад +6

      Oh my, What a time to begin working as a nurse. I can't imagine how hectic things are for you folks. Thanks for working for all the sick people among this chaos. Stay safe & healthy.
      (I do know Steve will be having a show in Westland Michigan I think it got pushed back to October. It's not super far from Detroit. I plan on being there myself so who knows maybe I'll see you there.)

    • @hisss
      @hisss 4 года назад +6

      Thank you for becoming a nurse, please stay safe!

    • @diva_3dits998
      @diva_3dits998 4 года назад

      Stay safe please.

    • @niteshkhatiwada2511
      @niteshkhatiwada2511 4 года назад +2

      Is it outside or inside Detroit??

    • @lifeinprogress3921
      @lifeinprogress3921 3 года назад

      I really want to know how you're doing now. Hope you're doing okay

  • @corpsecandy2076
    @corpsecandy2076 4 года назад +140

    Regarding the sandwich question.
    If you are "sandwiched" between 2 people....You have 1 person on each side. Or "sandwiched" between a wall and a person.
    If there is only 1 person, you are not sandwiched.
    Ipso facto , 1 piece of bread is not a sandwich, as nothing is sandwiched.
    Lawyered.

    • @mitsubruce688
      @mitsubruce688 4 года назад +3

      Would the 'sandwiching' not be present between the bottom bun, and the top ingredient?

    • @mattgildon4776
      @mattgildon4776 4 года назад +3

      duuuuuuuuuude, mindfuck

    • @Tuck-Shop
      @Tuck-Shop 4 года назад +3

      @@mitsubruce688 The top ingredient is just pressing the ingredients down against the bread.

    • @w00tb0ss
      @w00tb0ss 4 года назад +3

      So if you have a piece of bread and 5 ingredients do you have about 20 sandwiches stacked depending on how you consider which ingredient is the top or bottom and how many ingredients are in the sandwich? The bread on bottom could be a plate and 2 lettuce can be a sandwich.🙃

    • @mitsubruce688
      @mitsubruce688 4 года назад +3

      @@Tuck-Shop hence, the act of 'sandwiching' is still present, right?

  • @MorogthXavier
    @MorogthXavier 11 месяцев назад +5

    The end really did it for me. "Why weren't the cops called?" 'Cause we're British, innit? Sometimes - just sometimes - my country makes me smile.

  • @erickvillegas2544
    @erickvillegas2544 4 года назад +30

    This is the only “and everyone clapped” that I’ll believe in

  • @lyricbot8513
    @lyricbot8513 4 года назад +18

    "Something in British"
    Steve: "Thank you"

  • @Dan-mt3lw
    @Dan-mt3lw 4 года назад +57

    The guy who started the fight looked like Hitler but without his mustache

  • @djjazzyjeff1232
    @djjazzyjeff1232 4 года назад +28

    "We're not gonna escalate it." Well, seems like that went well!

  • @NikkiLayne
    @NikkiLayne Год назад +6

    As a person with significant hearing loss, I really appreciate how all of Steve's videos have some of the best subtitles you'll find on RUclips

  • @edsiefker1301
    @edsiefker1301 4 года назад +14

    I like how you translated "when are you going to post the clip from tonight?" from it's native british "when are you going to post the quarrling clip?".

  • @whatthedeuce47d68
    @whatthedeuce47d68 4 года назад +75

    My wife and I went to the show in London, but the only distraction we had was the trains overhead...not sure who to fight with about that!
    Great to eventually make it to one of your shows..

    • @superkid354
      @superkid354 4 года назад +1

      I was there too...those trains were a pain!

    • @danz7462
      @danz7462 4 года назад +1

      The TFL

    • @Mortal209
      @Mortal209 4 года назад +1

      I'd say you can fight the train conductor but you'd have a hard time catching up to them.

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 4 года назад +1

      British Rail, oh wait.
      ...first bring back British Rail, then bring it up with them XD

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 Месяц назад +1

      Personally, I'd fight Dr. Beeching. But that's just me.

  • @cricketbat09
    @cricketbat09 3 года назад +7

    Once, on my way to work at 7.am, I walked between two workmen who were facing each other outside the factory gates. As I passed, I realised they were actually in the middle of an argument and they began punching the crap out of each other. A normal start to the day here in England.

  • @urielgrey
    @urielgrey 4 года назад +36

    Wow! I'm glad the guy who waited 3 years was ok a d came the next day! Also love Daniel on werewolves :) whoever did the editing deserves a raise and free merch. Did you guys know Steve has MERCH?! Love ya man and keep safe and being the awesome man you are!

  • @antonyduhamel1166
    @antonyduhamel1166 4 года назад +22

    Dear Steve: I hope you got Werewolf Man's number. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to be your supernatural bodyguard for all future UK tours.

    • @MrLubMusic
      @MrLubMusic 4 года назад +4

      I know the Werewolf man - he's a Barbershop Quartet singer from Leicester, UK. We call him the 'Bearded Machine'... :-)

  • @negative6057
    @negative6057 4 года назад +75

    Better way to impress your date! Instead of beating up someone her dad's age, just beat up her dad!

  • @clockhanded
    @clockhanded 4 года назад +6

    "I did teach briefly" LOL I know where this is going.. Okay I like this guy. Made me LOL and wake everyone up

  • @Coen80
    @Coen80 4 года назад +34

    "the cops weren't called... 'cause it's England"
    I think that's true for the whole of Europe, a little brawl doesn't need the attention of 25 SWAT'rs and what not. ;)

    • @HDrobveelben
      @HDrobveelben 2 года назад

      @@SpaceEmperorGenos your correct they send the army

  • @matthewbrooks5470
    @matthewbrooks5470 4 года назад +66

    6:44 Oh I see; Steve was kind enough to translate Dan's choice of vernacular. Yes, no other reason for the correction other than provide a translation. None...

    • @aspecttnd
      @aspecttnd 4 года назад +8

      Hmm, I see noooothing wrong with that translation... Absolutely nothing...

    • @theos9793
      @theos9793 4 года назад

      Lmao I noticed that too and had to rewind to make sure I wasn’t just missing his accent.

  • @SmellyBones
    @SmellyBones 16 дней назад +1

    Fight story at the beginning, comedy in the middle, fight story at the end. This is a sandwich under Danish law.

  • @DV8Rx
    @DV8Rx 4 года назад +25

    It's great watching this video back after being at the Northampton show. The fight was a real shame, but got a nice video out of it I guess.

    • @lonelylongdistancekiller9844
      @lonelylongdistancekiller9844 4 года назад

      I'm confused. Who punched who. The guy who was told to shut up?

    • @DV8Rx
      @DV8Rx 4 года назад +2

      @@lonelylongdistancekiller9844 Yeah, the guy who was told to shut up came over after the show had ended to punch the guy who told him to be quiet and moved to the other side of the room.

  • @jaspersheridan1710
    @jaspersheridan1710 Год назад +1

    “Comedian posts content JUST exciting and accurate enough to pass as what it’s been captioned as on RUclips”

  • @juansek208
    @juansek208 4 года назад +6

    12:41 "I WAS ENJOYING IT, I'M A TRUE FAN!!!"

  • @pascaleelliott63
    @pascaleelliott63 2 месяца назад +1

    Fun fact, the "old werewolf" that put the wannabe tough guy in a headlock and threw him out, was actually Vander from Arcane visiting old friends from the UK, and happened to be at the bar for a drink and a good laugh.

  • @Bobbiii0.2
    @Bobbiii0.2 4 года назад +6

    "Something in British" LOL! 3 Years for that sandwich question though.....

  • @coemoney
    @coemoney 2 года назад +1

    I love the cc "something in British" "ehh thank you" 😆 🤣

  • @kodiak7
    @kodiak7 4 года назад +34

    I know Dan is young and all but Dick Johnson is an Australian racing legend. (Car racing).

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 4 года назад +3

      He lives pretty close to me... Living Legend !

    • @kodiak7
      @kodiak7 4 года назад +1

      Scotty D yes he is.

  • @opie6272
    @opie6272 4 года назад +2

    Don't know why but I'm with the werewolf guy. Lol I always get excited after a fight.🤣

  • @SkylighWillo
    @SkylighWillo 4 года назад +3

    Being from Leicester myself, I can confirm that we do love a good fight

  • @CorellianYT1300Series
    @CorellianYT1300Series 4 года назад +2

    I just want to say that if it weren't for the coronavirus lockdown, I don't know if I would have discovered you. You're great!

  • @darkside7802
    @darkside7802 4 года назад +3

    I adore the British guy. He’s so wholesome.

  • @indoorsandout3022
    @indoorsandout3022 4 года назад +3

    This is Ireland and the UK attitude to beating each other up right here:
    "Did you hear about the fight last night? It was going pretty good, and all of a sudden a Gaelic Football match broke out."

  • @simonrichards150
    @simonrichards150 4 года назад +7

    That guy is exactly the kind I would expect. He probably drove home drunk in his 1999 BMW 318i after he was thrown out.

  • @gabrielantunes4143
    @gabrielantunes4143 3 года назад +1

    i found Steve today and im amazed with his job. He does jokes in so stressfull moments and have sensibility to drive situations. Theres some jokes i dont understand because i dont know some cultures like british ones, but the essence is wonderfull. Im from Brasil and when this kind of shit happens its ends with stabs or worse. You are such amazing comedian and i want to see more of you

  • @KKHoopee
    @KKHoopee 4 года назад +9

    Steve: "Canada is where I am from when I travel around Europe"
    Haha that was a good one. I get you my good sir. Understood.

  • @mikeytaylor3901
    @mikeytaylor3901 3 года назад +1

    just ignoring the fight alone, the dynamic between Steve and Dan is great and I'm glad for the whole clip

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 4 года назад +3

    Damn you and Dan's riffing off each other is so good. You guys are a fantastic duo

  • @gordonremsey8055
    @gordonremsey8055 2 года назад +1

    I heard Northampton and went "ahhhhh right usual." 😂

  • @Lady_Crispr
    @Lady_Crispr 4 года назад +4

    Dear Steve, It's 2:30 in the morning and I am sitting here unable to sleep in quarantine watching videos on the internet to try and comfort myself along with everyone else. Thank you for being here to make me laugh when everything is so fucking scary. It means something.

  • @cwolf208
    @cwolf208 8 месяцев назад

    As an American, I love when comedians do impressions of us. We've earned every bit of barely hidden scorn.

  • @SaneRapUnterDerCouch
    @SaneRapUnterDerCouch 4 года назад +1

    I just love that Daniel wears a blue tracksuit and a red one in the flashbacks. Matrix.

  • @byJoltt
    @byJoltt 4 года назад +12

    Zero dislikes? KEEP IT THAT WAY PEOPLE

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 4 года назад +4

      Now there's one. Let's keep it *that* way so we can all make the "guy who wouldn't shut up to the point that a fight started = that dislike" joke. ;p

    • @woah2257
      @woah2257 4 года назад +2

      Up to 92 my friend,
      Madness...

    • @byJoltt
      @byJoltt 4 года назад

      Noah Alliet pure madness

  • @fimspeeway
    @fimspeeway 4 года назад +9

    The pizzas were about abortion. MIND BLOWN!!! All these years and I never made that connection. Thank you Dan.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 4 года назад +6

    That was absolutely glorious.

  • @florete2310
    @florete2310 2 месяца назад

    Swapping seats. Classic schoolteacher move😂

  • @SquirrilahFish
    @SquirrilahFish 4 года назад +5

    That fan who asked the guy to be quiet was legend.

  • @thedinkster2163
    @thedinkster2163 3 дня назад

    I was a bouncer at a comedy club. The amount of crazy shit we got in was ridiculous. We'd work Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. In a weekend it wasnt abnormal for us to get involved in 4 or 5 fights trying to break them up, a few fights throwing people out, or wrestling people out the door

  • @mjeanine42
    @mjeanine42 4 года назад +3

    I know it was probably distracting for you, but I cried a little bit when that man said he had been waiting 3 years and that he loved Steve... That poor man just wanted to enjoy his comedy..

  • @ectoplasm
    @ectoplasm 8 месяцев назад

    Retired Werewolf: the hero we all need.

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 4 года назад +4

    3:25 "(British disagreement)" 😆

  • @BlackReshiram
    @BlackReshiram 13 дней назад

    "did the cops come?"
    "well no the cops werent called"
    "wait why not"
    "well- cause its england"
    💀💀💀THAT SENT ME

  • @cermit2379
    @cermit2379 4 года назад +8

    My librarian’s name in high school was actually Peter Dick Johnson

  • @Alexander-nd5de
    @Alexander-nd5de 4 года назад +2

    I know the fight is always not wanted at these type events but you left so much good jokes in for context that i was enjoying myself until I just remembered that this is a fight

  • @brennanwilkie3649
    @brennanwilkie3649 4 года назад +5

    13:40 I was wondering what Chumlee was doing after Pawn Stars

    • @Alluponit31
      @Alluponit31 4 года назад

      And now we know.😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joshphillips9922
      @joshphillips9922 4 года назад

      @@Alluponit31 so that's why nearby to jail...

  • @jadelilly420
    @jadelilly420 8 месяцев назад

    I've seen a few videos of Steve handling fights while he was on stage and it always feels like he's a teacher dealing with argumentative teens. I like that he treats everyone who patience and truly gives them a chance to get their shit together before he goes all in on them.

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans 4 года назад +18

    yeah, i could have told you it's worth avoiding northampton

    • @DV8Rx
      @DV8Rx 4 года назад +4

      I live in Northampton and I agree.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, but that one guy that waited three years for Steve to come to Northampton? Worth it.

  • @deborahhannah3660
    @deborahhannah3660 8 месяцев назад

    "Open face sandwich" - actually on many menus when I was young. 1950s and early 60's. LOL

  • @huzaifahabdulwahab1499
    @huzaifahabdulwahab1499 4 года назад +1

    i'd watch a show about an old werewolf trying to drive a bus for a living.

  • @Raixor
    @Raixor 4 года назад +15

    I worked Security at Harrah's Las Vegas and would sneak into The Improv...correction...PATROL The Improv all the time. It's amazing how many douchebags talk during shows. A few of the comics got to know me and would know I'd be in there. They said to do the same thing as you do, which is the Roadhouse method: Be nice, until the times comes to not be nice. We were trained that way anyway, but it was nice to know we were on the same page. I made friends with Richard Jeni and Jeremy Hotz. Jeremy doesn't remember me anymore. F'n Canadians. 😉 Anyway, my point is, when you come back to Seattle, I'll get tickets to every show and wear my Security belt, with all my weapons and handcuffs, aggressively pacing all over the rooms, wearing my aviator sunglasses, of course. JUST for you, Steve. KIDDING!!! TOTALLY KIDDING!! Don't report me!

  • @andrewzeedyk3095
    @andrewzeedyk3095 2 месяца назад +1

    It reminds me of one of my first few dates with my wife. Went to a bar drinking dancing having a good time. Went to the side and had food after closing time and a fight broke out. Everyone dispersed expept us. I bearly even watched i was hungry.

  • @seaninness334
    @seaninness334 4 года назад +10

    @5:00 mission accomplished? Amazing how long some guys can stew over something so minor.
    As for open faced sandwiches. My first experience was at 5. I ordered one by mistake. When it came I looked at the waitress and in my best young Dick Johnson voice said," what kind of cheap place is this? Where is the other slice of bread?"

  • @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu
    @kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu 4 года назад +2

    Greatest video to date!

  • @Ashenicky2009
    @Ashenicky2009 4 года назад +3

    You selling merch at the end halfway reminded me of when I was still working at Dennys. One night some dude that always came in to scam us for free food with the same damn story came in again, and that time he was told no, but then one of the cooks got so mad he started yelling at the guy and they both almost got into a fight over it. I had already clicked out but was waiting on my ride at that time, and watched the whole thing from the breeze way which is where we would get drinks, condiments, food etc, and the manager was on the phone with the cops up front, the guy had left, and then a customer walked up to pay for their food. So I just automatically went up there and started checking him out since the manager was busy, and I said, "so... How was your food and service?" and then we both busted up laughing and the customer said jokingly, "I didn't get my food" lol.

  • @adrianclark2734
    @adrianclark2734 4 года назад +1

    Everytime the crowd speaks
    (Something in british)
    Had me laughing my tits off 😂😂

  • @erilassila409
    @erilassila409 4 года назад +5

    As a Finnish person, it's absolutely hilarious to me that Dan chose the name Dick Johnson for his American character. Dick Johnson happens to be a chain of barber shops in Finland. They also have an online store selling grooming products, clothes and accessories: dickjohnson.fi/pages/dick-barber The rest of their website is unfortunately only in Finnish (I think)

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 4 года назад

      Eri Lassila as an american I feel that’s a funny name for a store.
      Johnson is old school slang for penis/dick so it’s even funnier to me to see a store named dick Johnson haha
      Apparently dick and ball jokes (and fart jokes) will never grow old for me lol
      But I deff am going to check out their beard oil if they have any so for that I thank you!

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 4 года назад

      Eri Lassila just checked out the link you gave and the packaging on those beard oils and balms are pretty nice looking and eye catching!
      I can’t read most of it but I’ll figure it out and even if shipping costs an arm and a leg to the USA I’m still getting at least one bottle for my collection haha
      Weird how a random comment about a barber shop chain on a comedy video can help someone out lol
      Thank you so much!

    • @erilassila409
      @erilassila409 4 года назад +1

      @@cloud_monkey422 ha, you're welcome! Their customer service people do speak fluent English though, so feel free to contact them if you need help with anything.

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 4 года назад

      Eri Lassila sweet! Thank you again I really appreciate it!

  • @Kkamikoee
    @Kkamikoee 4 года назад

    Teacher instincts kicked in lol

  • @mrpokemon1186
    @mrpokemon1186 4 года назад +2

    Well that escalated quickly.

  • @dannolan6228
    @dannolan6228 4 года назад +3

    Keep it up Steve, you're helping me keep my sanity in these weird times. Can't wait for the next Laugh from Home.

  • @twzrrprz
    @twzrrprz 4 года назад +1

    Steve, you’re great man. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @timfronimos459
    @timfronimos459 4 года назад +1

    i have watched more comedy during the lockdown than ever before.
    I will take a look at your merch. When you've come Michigan, where did have show?

  • @cmcculloch1
    @cmcculloch1 4 года назад +6

    i wanna stay im shocked but i wont lie- welcome to england guys haha

  • @Worry-Panic
    @Worry-Panic 2 года назад

    I love how the guy who threw the punch looks like he was crying in the thumbnail

  • @hotcrazycatladyme168
    @hotcrazycatladyme168 4 года назад +17

    No, if he was Canadian he would have Jerseyed the guy.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 3 года назад

      That ain't no joke either, I've seen Jarome Iginla bust stitches against some of the biggest dudes on the ice. I swear if Iggy wasn't a hockey player, he'd be a decent boxer.

  • @theavocado6061
    @theavocado6061 2 года назад +1

    “Something in British” 😆

  • @cybermousey
    @cybermousey 4 года назад +1

    Amazing.... Joke-ception.... I love it. Can't wait till you post the Portland video.

  • @erdimaster009
    @erdimaster009 4 года назад +5

    Refresh RUclips -> New video from Steve posted 18 seconds ago, freaking instaclick, top comment on it pinned 3 days ago. Wat?

  • @chrisasmo1296
    @chrisasmo1296 4 года назад +1

    So much here to love!

  • @GerryBlue
    @GerryBlue 4 года назад +8

    I thought English were above this, I guess I've seen too many movies

    • @DV8Rx
      @DV8Rx 4 года назад +3

      Probably movies not made by British. This is typical England pub night.

    • @welshgit
      @welshgit 4 года назад

      brexit voters.

    • @yawningkitty457
      @yawningkitty457 4 года назад

      Trust me, this was pretty tame.

    • @missyprime8198
      @missyprime8198 4 года назад

      The pub just down the road from me featured in a program titled "the 10 hardest pubs in England". Several times over the years I've walked past in the morning to see a massive pool of blood on the pavement. Anyone that thinks we're civilised has obviously never been in my local lol.
      p.s. I've lived here 4 yrs & would never enter this pub or leave my home around kicking out time

    • @phillipeldridge-smith1982
      @phillipeldridge-smith1982 4 года назад +1

      missy prime haha brilliant - I drink in Leicester a lot, where the infamous The Rocket (number ten on that list at one time) was. Went for drinks there, just once. A week later a guy got his hand cut off with a machete at lunch time and it closed down.
      Bloody good pint, though.

  • @dannycheesums
    @dannycheesums 4 года назад +1

    I live in England, and Northampton is the kind of town that nobody from outside ever visits, unless they’re stopping there on their way somewhere else

    • @Alluponit31
      @Alluponit31 4 года назад

      Danny Cheesums that’s like Newark, in New Jersey(US...) don’t EVER PASS THROUGH IF YOU CAN HELP IT.😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @danp1471
    @danp1471 4 года назад +1

    I just wanted to say I had tickets for a show that you had to postpone. Getting that email was a bummer, but the stuff you said in it made my day because it was so frickin funny. So thanks for the laughs & I'll see you when I see you.
    Until then stay safe. 🙂

  • @619WWEFAN
    @619WWEFAN 4 года назад +4

    steve Hofstetter wwe edition 😂

  • @briahemphill2157
    @briahemphill2157 4 года назад +1

    I'm watching these clips, like wow he would be a cool teacher. He's got some awesome classroom management skills lol

  • @tiggerbiggo
    @tiggerbiggo 4 года назад +3

    This is the most british thing imaginable, i can see it totally threw you because a normal heckle you can combat with quick wit and comedy, but you can't insult the guy for laughs and they kept arguing amongst themselves. Trust the brits to make a situation awkward XD

  • @rzeko1877
    @rzeko1877 4 года назад +2

    Canada and California are the two places to tell people you're from when you're traveling in Europe.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 2 года назад

      Especially in the Netherlands. I let it slip I was Canadian and I woke up the next day, hungover, covered in bread crumbs, in a hotel room that was paid for by a name I couldn't pronounce.

  • @linejensen7627
    @linejensen7627 4 года назад +5

    Wait, okay soo I'm from denmark where Copenhagen is, I've never heard of this sandwich thing before and if you know where it's coming from or if you have heard about it, can you comment, and explain it to me
    Now I get it, we don't call it a open faced sandwich, that is what other has described it as.

    • @jbm0079ng
      @jbm0079ng 4 года назад

      Rugbrødsmadder!

  • @LevvyJFoxxy
    @LevvyJFoxxy 3 года назад

    What a shout from the Leicester lad 😂😂😂

  • @timespace.productions7513
    @timespace.productions7513 4 года назад +3

    Your buddy needs to take the microphone out of his mouth.

    • @PrinceOfPlateia
      @PrinceOfPlateia 4 года назад +1

      Or drink a little less :)

    • @DanielMuggleton
      @DanielMuggleton 4 года назад +1

      @@PrinceOfPlateia Not an option.

    • @PrinceOfPlateia
      @PrinceOfPlateia 4 года назад +1

      @@DanielMuggleton Touche mon ami. Touche! You got a sub ;)

  • @crownless_ink
    @crownless_ink 4 года назад +4

    Crowd: Is absolutely stunned
    Steve: Soooo I got books, and merch did you see my merch? Did anyone know I'm selling Merch?
    Just amazing funniest thing

  • @psychochicken9535
    @psychochicken9535 4 года назад +1

    Brilliant!