Taking Steroids for Gains Be Like

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @lordwojak4034
    @lordwojak4034  2 года назад +197

    The deal: you subscribe, bogdanoff won't dump you.
    Buy Wojak a Coffee & Support the Channel Here: www.buymeacoffee.com/lordwojak

    • @RaulDukeKnife
      @RaulDukeKnife 11 месяцев назад +2

      1:39 Bruh what song is that. Shazaam is pulling up something wrong.
      EDIT: Nevermind, found it. Let Me Go - Loving Caliber

    • @aidenpearse2940
      @aidenpearse2940 10 месяцев назад

      I tried Ostarine and i gain 10kg of lean muscle in 4 month, i think i am an hyper responder or something, next i jump on ligandrol.

    • @derickramdeen4796
      @derickramdeen4796 2 месяца назад

      😊

    • @robertevans1343
      @robertevans1343 Месяц назад

      🙏🏾

  • @javiirodriguez7923
    @javiirodriguez7923 Год назад +3448

    wojak: Ive reached the lowest point of my life
    also woak: lives in an apartment in the center of manhattan

  • @SentMyOwnWay
    @SentMyOwnWay 2 года назад +4232

    Got accused of being on roids just a couple of weeks ago; never touched the stuff! Biggest compliment a natural can get in the gym community is people thinking you’re on gear.

    • @vipeton.8927
      @vipeton.8927 2 года назад +172

      Yes. I know guy who never been in gym. Lot of muscles without working.

    • @boilerhousegarage
      @boilerhousegarage 2 года назад +123

      I kept hearing, "why is everyone on steroids in this town?" Just because a lot of people took up weightlifting/bodybuilding when 90%+ of us never touched the stuff. 6000 calories a day yes, but no gear.

    • @elfaro3903
      @elfaro3903 2 года назад +51

      Genetics 👌

    • @ashishbhatt3467
      @ashishbhatt3467 2 года назад +73

      always go natural, It took me six months to get decent shoulder and biceps but the muscle gain is healthy and it stays longer without any weakness.

    • @troybird8253
      @troybird8253 2 года назад +133

      A steroid user would say this.

  • @randygalvan9663
    @randygalvan9663 Год назад +855

    He can squat 315 lbs on his second day ? He was already a beast

    • @NikosM112
      @NikosM112 Год назад +48

      These days people care more about appearance rather than being what they should be.

    • @DeleteExistence
      @DeleteExistence Год назад +25

      Bone power

    • @eua4808
      @eua4808 Год назад

      @@DeleteExistence you mean bones ?

    • @m.demchenko
      @m.demchenko Год назад

      @@eua4808 he meant boner power

    • @MattTaylor-xx7gs
      @MattTaylor-xx7gs Год назад +6

      Lol thought the same with the 3 plates and the beast

  • @SochWrld
    @SochWrld 2 года назад +768

    Jacked boomer is something I never thought I’d see 😂😂😂

    • @boilerhousegarage
      @boilerhousegarage 2 года назад

      He looks like the jacked shiba inu dog in those memes, but with boomer's head.

    • @dracenheard9196
      @dracenheard9196 Год назад +1

      Fr 💀

    • @madman7544
      @madman7544 Год назад +18

      You always see them in gyms 😅

    • @crktritual
      @crktritual Год назад +13

      They are literally every other guy at the gym. An some of them are friendly an informational.

    • @G0ldenb0y.
      @G0ldenb0y. Год назад +5

      @@madman7544he’s never been

  • @garchompelago
    @garchompelago 2 года назад +1050

    I know this is supposed to be a joke.
    But you know what makes this joke funny?
    *The fact that is isnt far from the truth.*
    The wojak memes have always been humor with underlying truth in it.

    • @lordwojak4034
      @lordwojak4034  2 года назад +85

      😀

    • @clackman622
      @clackman622 Год назад +24

      @@lordwojak4034 ye boy

    • @jordixboy
      @jordixboy Год назад

      This is far from thruth. Steroids are not magic and don't work soooo fast

    • @dogebanzai456
      @dogebanzai456 Год назад +7

      sherlock tell me more.

    • @samuelrahulpeter
      @samuelrahulpeter Год назад +39

      It's actually nowhere near the truth. Get yourselves some education.

  • @indiosveritas
    @indiosveritas 2 года назад +718

    Back hair , shrinking testicles , acne vulgaris , heart problems , osteoporosis, mental disorders and early death.
    These are the gifts abuse of steroids can give you .

    • @jmtexx
      @jmtexx 2 года назад +28

      Hence aids

    • @indiosveritas
      @indiosveritas 2 года назад +1

      @@jmtexx
      Rem Acu Tetigisti.

    • @Fady117
      @Fady117 Год назад +62

      Some of. There's more. Steroids are a gift that keeps on giving

    • @KomfyKrew
      @KomfyKrew Год назад +13

      I just got some sustanon will one cycle hurt me

    • @-whackd
      @-whackd Год назад +23

      I only ended up getting back hair. really doubt I'm going to get osteoperosis given that I do heavy resistance training.

  • @adamheck3013
    @adamheck3013 2 года назад +267

    bro was squattin 3 plates on day 2, he dont need those roids lmfao

  • @firekingextreme7207
    @firekingextreme7207 Год назад +334

    Remember kids, it's not supposed to be easy, only the dedicated get what they deserve.

    • @xyoungdipsetx
      @xyoungdipsetx Год назад +13

      Not even. Some people are blessed and don’t even train dedicated and they build

    • @firekingextreme7207
      @firekingextreme7207 Год назад +39

      @@xyoungdipsetx and some people are not, i think life is more interesting when you have challenges and you continue to push onward.

    • @eua4808
      @eua4808 Год назад +1

      @@firekingextreme7207 this ez just do it for 3year

    • @firekingextreme7207
      @firekingextreme7207 Год назад +16

      @@eua4808 work out for 3 years, ill pass, ill workout for the rest of my life.

    • @Bomb6A9Head
      @Bomb6A9Head Год назад +1

      Copium

  • @odynnidonger2803
    @odynnidonger2803 Год назад +114

    Fitness is not only a disciplined sport but you need also a lot of patience.

    • @MattTaylor-xx7gs
      @MattTaylor-xx7gs Год назад +1

      Especially after age 50 where a mere 5 lbs can make a world of difference.

  • @SgtMattBaker1
    @SgtMattBaker1 Год назад +277

    These are getting better and better. Been at the gym a month now. Gained 4kgs. Lots of eating involved. Good luck to all the men out there. We're not alone in this world

    • @ReptilianAnusWizzard
      @ReptilianAnusWizzard Год назад +14

      4kg a Month, Dude you have been at it huh? 👍🏻

    • @SgtMattBaker1
      @SgtMattBaker1 Год назад +5

      @@ReptilianAnusWizzard thanks man. I've been at it like a insane person

    • @killahasbigrpk8711
      @killahasbigrpk8711 Год назад +4

      @@SgtMattBaker1 I actually had a better time when I took stuff a bit slower. I prefer to gain 4kg every 2-4 months. I just feel like shit when I bulk too hard.

    • @isaac82124
      @isaac82124 Год назад +5

      Good progress man! Clean bulking is the best for health, so take your time and make sure you’re eating the right stuff.

    • @levioftheland4370
      @levioftheland4370 Год назад +2

      Back for 3 weeks in the gym. Was a long time gym bro then got wrecked in a car accident. Looked like a gulag survivor for the last year. Time to bulk hard.

  • @artfx9
    @artfx9 Год назад +255

    Wojak doing pushups has scarred me for life.

    • @OverRule1
      @OverRule1 Год назад +22

      He works out his extra two arms like Goro from Mortal Kombat

    • @edisonlim7990
      @edisonlim7990 Год назад +8

      nah the way he jus glides and slides over the floor scares me more

    • @gabibonza
      @gabibonza 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @boilerhousegarage
    @boilerhousegarage 2 года назад +357

    $1000 for a bottle, but no clean needle included!

    • @Carl-Gauss
      @Carl-Gauss 2 года назад +61

      I think Chad specifically tried to screw him with this syringe cause Dogdanoff ordered him.

    • @boilerhousegarage
      @boilerhousegarage 2 года назад

      @@Carl-Gauss Ah, of course, his pump it dump it pump it dump it therapy was with HIV in stead of crypto! 😆

    • @fireflymiesumae
      @fireflymiesumae Год назад +22

      @@Carl-Gauss that's a different type of evil

    • @TheFlyingHambone
      @TheFlyingHambone 6 месяцев назад

      steroids actually weaken your immune system.

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 5 месяцев назад +2

      Was gonna say $1000 seems like alot for one bottle.

  • @AssadTheOne
    @AssadTheOne Год назад +56

    Injecting gear into your vein instead of muscle is the best part 😂😂

  • @marekdzurilla9722
    @marekdzurilla9722 2 года назад +84

    It's mindblowing that you don't have millions of subscribers yet 🤯🤯 you have incredible talent Lord Wojak 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @tomaszheinrich8674
    @tomaszheinrich8674 Год назад +117

    What Boomer says at the beginning, are probably some of his wisest words, I mean the journey he talked about. Doing everything the easy way, comes with great karma.

    • @ThesisOriginals
      @ThesisOriginals 4 месяца назад +1

      If Karma exist why do innocent people become victims and when will the Elite get theirs?

    • @johnrodriguez2438
      @johnrodriguez2438 3 месяца назад

      @@ThesisOriginals The Elite escape Karma because they don't do it behind our back anymore. It's right in front of our faces so that we know about it. They know how to escape this Law. There are Laws of the Universe.

    • @manmoth4
      @manmoth4 3 месяца назад

      Many beginners do this, work out 6-7 times a week, then just end up overtraining and burning out. Many trainers think a beginner can handle the same volume as an experienced lifter when they just end up overwhelmed with inflammation that kills their gains because their body hasn't had time to adjust to that level of stress.
      Ultimately, it's not about karma either way, but about having a good understanding of how reality works in this regard. Start out with a moderate amount of training, increase it gradually over time, be patient and expect results to take months to years, and appreciate that genetic responses to training vary greatly. This is how you maximise your body without destroying it. If it was simple or easy, every guy would have it, and it would mean nothing. It's only valuable because so few attain it.

  • @Kai_075
    @Kai_075 Год назад +87

    This is how to spot someone that's on steroids:
    1: their veins are HUGE
    2: their biceps look unnaturally sharp
    3: they are ripped af one month and a month later they are suddenly not ripped anymore and then the next month they are ripped again

    • @ryanha1559
      @ryanha1559 Год назад +6

      That 3rd one I disagree with but the others yes

    • @Kai_075
      @Kai_075 Год назад +14

      @@ryanha1559 some people take steroids for a month then they stop doing it then they lose their muscles become depressed and then take them again this doesnt apply to everyone tho

    • @ryanha1559
      @ryanha1559 Год назад +3

      @@Kai_075 I see what you mean. The funny thing is tho I don’t take it but I am so inconsistent in my life that last one applies to me minus the steroids.
      Also sorry for being the 🥸 actually guy

    • @a.m.studios6126
      @a.m.studios6126 6 месяцев назад +6

      And bloated guts.

    • @HZ39-f5n
      @HZ39-f5n 5 месяцев назад

      Just fake muscles if you meet a real master you'll get smashed like a bitch

  • @tryhardanthatsg7728
    @tryhardanthatsg7728 2 года назад +107

    I liked Wojack's giant arm and Boomer in shape but still with a beer gut 🤣

  • @IsaacMorgan98
    @IsaacMorgan98 Год назад +27

    Incase anyone out there is in the same place as this guy. You get muscle over years, focus on performance metrics, let the muscle happen by accident.
    If you're skinnier, see if you can start busting out pull ups, see if you can start working towards a muscle up. If you're bigger, see if you can do a back squat with more than your bodyweight on the bar.
    Muscle growth is a slow and demotivating process if its all you focus on but it will happen regardless of what you do provided you continue to train with consistency, progressive overload and hypertrophy.

    • @wouternieminen844
      @wouternieminen844 Год назад +1

      Yes all true. But if you are fat. Get rid of the fat first by eating in a caloric deficit (with a proper diet 300-500 kcal less than what you need) while training muscles.

    • @IsaacMorgan98
      @IsaacMorgan98 Год назад +2

      @wouternieminen844 I would argue that it's more efficient to focus on improving cardio, getting stronger and looking in the mirror. Cardio is obvious and muscle (which comes from strength training) is metabolically protective and active. Get your heart stronger and you can live a better quality life, build and strengthen other muscles and your insulin sensitivity improves as well as speeding up metabolism, after that, fat loss is significantly easier.
      People with a lot of muscle actually quite often struggle holding onto fat and it can take enormous amounts of food to build any fat. So why not make fat loss easier by building muscle and letting the process happen by itself.

    • @wouternieminen844
      @wouternieminen844 Год назад

      @@IsaacMorgan98 Interesting viewpoint. So to summarize your viewpoint. If you are obese (say 25% bodyfat or more) focus on cardio and strength training. But an obese person eating in caloric surplus (say max. 500 kcal above maintenance). Isn't that risky? But I guess, as long as it is burned off through cardio and strength training it will be fine.

    • @IsaacMorgan98
      @IsaacMorgan98 Год назад +1

      @wouternieminen844 my general view point is that there is no downside to building muscle. If you have muscle then you're more metabolically healthy meaning you can eat the same as before and lose bodyfat. If you have muscle then your insulin sensitivity is better. If you have muscle then your metabolism is faster, if you have muscle then you can't have osteoporosis, if you have muscle then you can't have sarcopenia, if you have muscle it's harder to get heart disease etc.
      There's no downside to putting on a natural amount of muscle and it doesn't require huge 3x daily changes, only 3x weekly changes.
      Yes it's still risky to be obese, you find no argument from me there. However, having muscle makes it harder to be/stay obese so build some.

  • @jameshill3403
    @jameshill3403 Год назад +61

    Wojack really thought he'd be ready to enter a bodybuilding competition after a week of moderately working out

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 Год назад +8

      Exactly, that’s why he deserved everything that happened thereafter, he gambled his entire body and won the jackpot, then he doubled down and lost it all. Foolish

  • @Cosmicmorales
    @Cosmicmorales Год назад +21

    Every “natural” competing bodybuilder EVER:

  • @justinbrink7425
    @justinbrink7425 2 года назад +50

    All hail Lord Wojak! This is just as good as family guy with 1/5 of the effort

    • @rockymvvrcianu6846
      @rockymvvrcianu6846 2 года назад +15

      "just as good as family guy"
      Don't insult Lord Wojak like that

    • @demonwolf570
      @demonwolf570 Год назад +2

      ​@@rockymvvrcianu6846 Season 1 and 2 Family Guy!

    • @esotericknowledge111
      @esotericknowledge111 Год назад

      family guy is total shit full of podophile references and gay shit like that. wojak actually teaches you about life and reflects some dudes who are like that want everything but wont put work into it when family guy is just empty brainer recycled jokes nothing new

  • @achrefgr9865
    @achrefgr9865 Год назад +37

    from the bottom of my heart, thank you for making me laugh. I needed that.

  • @TurtleShroom3
    @TurtleShroom3 2 года назад +72

    7:58
    He never understands quitting while ahead. Here he took stero- AHEM! Here he took a SERUM with no side effects, and now he could do the workout routine and keep those free gains.
    Yet he didn't, and he deserves everything that follows.

    • @patriarchmike
      @patriarchmike Год назад +4

      You're saying that one cycle is enough and that it's going to stay with him? Idk because I've never done them but I hear that one cycle is never enough because you can't keep the gains

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 Год назад +4

      @@patriarchmike
      That one cycle got him to the process with free gains. Now that he is strong, he can work out without them to maintain it.

    • @patriarchmike
      @patriarchmike Год назад +7

      @@TurtleShroom3 "free gains"... Nothing is free

    • @federicodigioia4463
      @federicodigioia4463 Год назад +6

      @@patriarchmike i have friends that with a cycle had a large boost and they still are significantly bigger than me despite lower RMs/strength and training.
      Then it can be also genetics, but the point is that despite reducing workouts and strength they still have way above the average chest/arms and so on
      So probably yea, one cycle helps you already a lot

    • @thescarecrow897
      @thescarecrow897 Год назад

      @@patriarchmike one cycle permanently changes your biology. You will always be slightly stronger and bigger than you would be 100% natty

  • @mike_okslong2743
    @mike_okslong2743 2 года назад +98

    That boomer is a Unit 💪

    • @ZENIGMATV
      @ZENIGMATV 2 года назад +10

      Boomer is yokd!

  • @vichael
    @vichael Год назад +77

    i love how the bottle has 2000ml of roids and how he injects into a vein LMFAO

  • @knownothing111
    @knownothing111 Год назад +75

    Not gonna lie, that was a pretty inspirational workout montage lol

  • @Pantelifts10
    @Pantelifts10 Год назад +14

    Stay natty kings. Just ain't worth it. You can be jacked,lean and strong natty. Healthy too

  • @bigpk2065
    @bigpk2065 8 месяцев назад +17

    How was he squating 6 plates on his first day in the gym 💀

  • @faiyastakkar2289
    @faiyastakkar2289 2 года назад +441

    Rule number 1 : Never use steroids

    • @leafy_cynical6732
      @leafy_cynical6732 2 года назад

      Yeah the heart is a muscle so steroids will have damaging effect on the heart.

    • @ksg5375
      @ksg5375 2 года назад +113

      Rule Number 0.5 : Educate yourself about Steroids before you use them.

    • @faiyastakkar2289
      @faiyastakkar2289 2 года назад +21

      @@ksg5375 why to use that ?

    • @lehong5886
      @lehong5886 2 года назад +40

      @@ksg5375 or not use them at all

    • @reynardmanuella4110
      @reynardmanuella4110 Год назад +21

      @@Pantelifts10 there's things called abusing dosages. Most IFBB Pros are regularly checked and always used supervised dosages during a cycle. Unlike the Mr. Olympia's who are roided to the gills. The point of education is that, you NEED to know what you're getting yourself into. I will never shit on people who took gear, but I will shit on them if they decided to lie about it.

  • @Carl-Gauss
    @Carl-Gauss 2 года назад +21

    Why did Wojak focus on treadmill and jump rope considering he’s extremely slender? No wonder his organism didn’t have any resources left to grow muscles.

    • @maestrulgamer9695
      @maestrulgamer9695 2 года назад +3

      Not quite.
      Cardio doesn't kill gains.The organism uses carbs for that but needs protein for muscles.
      If Wojak's body didn't have enought resources,he needs to eat more.

    • @subliminalfalllenangel2108
      @subliminalfalllenangel2108 Год назад

      Treadmill and jump rope at easy mode/very low to low intensity won't will gain, but rather the opposite, plus it also burns excess fat. Muscles grow at the slow rate.
      On the other hand, treadmill at moderate->vigorous level or at too high speed will kill gains. Doing this in the long term will also destroy health as the cortisol level in the body suppresses the healing effects of other hormones like HGH and serotonin.
      At the HIIT level though, muscles grow at the maximum rate. If he does treadmill at the HIIT level once or twice a month his legs will be quite toned and his core will be a bit stronger. I don't know if that is the case for jump rope though.

    • @kuromu8467
      @kuromu8467 Год назад +1

      @@maestrulgamer9695 Cardio does reduce gains to an extent, especially when done before a workout

    • @Aurora-bv1ys
      @Aurora-bv1ys 2 месяца назад

      ​@@kuromu8467why

  • @izinoq709
    @izinoq709 2 года назад +67

    Incredible video like always man, keep improving and grinding on it

  • @Carl-Gauss
    @Carl-Gauss 2 года назад +408

    You actually do a great job about informing about how people can get HIV from using someone else’s syringe. (And also not using a condom during sex as in one of your older videos.)

    • @javierlol278
      @javierlol278 Год назад +3

      Or something else ;)

    • @patriarchmike
      @patriarchmike Год назад

      Yeah I think it was from the threesome

    • @onefotherz7448
      @onefotherz7448 Год назад +1

      So u getting hiv aids from the needles not from the steroid itself. So if u use ur own needles u wont get aids hiv right?

    • @honn8325
      @honn8325 Год назад +1

      @@javierlol278 what else ? 😳

    • @animestorygameplay5775
      @animestorygameplay5775 Год назад +3

      He used his own right? I thought he just bought the bottle

  • @otgonbaatar2838
    @otgonbaatar2838 Год назад +6

    Bros squatting 3 plates on the second day.He’s gifted

  • @endurosender
    @endurosender Год назад +18

    Its been 1 year full of mistakes and i barely gained muscles but still i am happy with what i have because i now know what im doing wrong and can better myself

    • @kidsparkles9609
      @kidsparkles9609 10 месяцев назад +3

      It’s 80% diet and recovery if you train hard and focus on those you will achieve your fitness goals

    • @moedan1899
      @moedan1899 9 месяцев назад +2

      What was your problem?

    • @endurosender
      @endurosender 9 месяцев назад

      @@moedan1899 about everything from form to reps to machines diet and recovery but now I’m doing fine 🫡

  • @maestrulgamer9695
    @maestrulgamer9695 2 года назад +75

    Taking roids is like pulling a Bogdanoff pump it dump it with your body!

    • @ksg5375
      @ksg5375 2 года назад

      Not its not if you use Post Cycle Therapy....
      People use steroids without gettin education on them.
      First of all. People use Steroids without using Testosterone injection 💉 but the rule is to never take steroids without Testosterone.
      2. While using steroids, to protect your liver, you should always take MILK THISTLE pills or TUDCA pills.
      3.After your 4 weeks steroids cycle....You should stop & go for 2 weeks at gym without taking steroids...then after that, you should do a Post cycle Theraphy of taking Nolvadex pills per day for the whole month......In this way, you'll keep +70% of your gains when u done usin steroids.....
      Steroids should be just used to boost a beginner to gain muscles at gym so he'll be able to lift heavy weights witheven without steroids usin th3 muscles he gained through usin steroids.

    • @TheUneducatedTeacher
      @TheUneducatedTeacher Год назад +1

      Lmao

  • @Notzthefam
    @Notzthefam Год назад +13

    Ye nah it takes months almost years before you can see visble progress

  • @chipsun2504
    @chipsun2504 2 года назад +11

    Man mind blown how great these videos are

  • @Profuse_Vertigo
    @Profuse_Vertigo Год назад +52

    Steroids increase T by around 400% (reason for the gains/roid rage) the downside is you get so much of a T increase that your body stops naturally producing T. Meaning when you get off steroids you will notice insane muscle loss in a weeks time. You will get shredded if you take steroids but ask yourself first if they a cycle you wanna go down.

    • @Kekkndslgnlwnh
      @Kekkndslgnlwnh Год назад

      yeah, this is why men need to take testosterone medications for the rest of their life after steroid use long term

    • @fierceforest5779
      @fierceforest5779 Год назад +5

      Gonadotropin 300 Ed every 4 day

    • @middleagemotivation1981
      @middleagemotivation1981 11 месяцев назад

      Depends on the amount you take and what you take. They are mentally addictive as much as physical.

    • @davis28905
      @davis28905 9 месяцев назад

      Proper post cycle therapy to turn back on natural test smoothly and all results in a very minimal amount of muscle loss.

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 5 месяцев назад

      @@davis28905 By post cycle "therapy" they mean taking TRT for the rest of your life.

  • @Alabaster335
    @Alabaster335 Год назад +22

    In the past I knew a couple of younger blokes (mid 20's at the time) that rode the steroid train, we all knew they were using it as they gained fairly instantly and had the typical 'roid behaviour. It was funny watching them put the needle down for the last time and watch their bodies essentially collapse and the muscle disappear, they look terrible now and look like they've aged 10 years.
    If you're gonna do it boys, do it naturally.

  • @patriarchmike
    @patriarchmike Год назад +25

    Don't do them bruvs.. not worth it. Work hard consistently for a few years at least. If you are old then maybe it's worth it but not if you're young. You have no idea what your potential is naturally until you hit your natural limit which is probably going to be more than enough to give you the body you want. And remember that many people do roids and still never look like they lift. I look like I've done them but never once because I'm 41 and started lifting at 22. It takes time and patience and consistent hard work. You have to be disciplined and focused. Nothing worth doing is ever easy. Roids will only ruin both of your banks.. your money bank and your sperm bank. Don't do it.

    • @teargames3636
      @teargames3636 2 месяца назад

      How can a person know whether he has reached his natural potential or not???

    • @VeganCringe
      @VeganCringe Месяц назад

      and you'll die

  • @TexasScratchMan
    @TexasScratchMan Год назад +8

    BRO,,, i relate to this video so much right now. after over 10 years of not lifting weights, and going into a midlife crisis at 37, i bought a curl bar and a pull up bar for the house and ive been hitting it hard this last week so far, about to get a gym membership next week when i get paid which will give my body a little more time to get used to working my muscles again.
    Not gonna take "Super Chad Serum" tho.🤣🤣 , just Ghost Pre-Workout powder from GNC lol

  • @growngrownman5950
    @growngrownman5950 Год назад +26

    That was the most extreme PSA about steroids I've ever seen. HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @OdinaniTarot
    @OdinaniTarot 11 месяцев назад +4

    I think this is red pill content but the sound effects and plot is so funny I’m a fan and watch this channel everyday. Too good 😂😂😂

  • @CuriousGeorgePhotos
    @CuriousGeorgePhotos 2 года назад +11

    Wow! This was well put together. Great job!

  • @stayingfitandfocused
    @stayingfitandfocused 8 месяцев назад +3

    "It has been one week now" Lmaooooo
    that's fkn hilarious. Good content man
    9:50 hshahahahahahahahahaaa

  • @smittywerbenjj1
    @smittywerbenjj1 Год назад +35

    Moral of the story:
    Take only one bottle of steroids

  • @xaverbishop6506
    @xaverbishop6506 Год назад +8

    From what I understand you still have to workout effectively and eat and sleep adequately or the steroids alone won’t do anything for your physique and unnatural growth.

    • @aa-zp1vb
      @aa-zp1vb Год назад

      Biggest cap, take tren and you will see your body burning fat and building muscles even if you don't workout and eat

    • @holydiver3000
      @holydiver3000 Год назад +2

      To reach that kind of physique yes, but they did some studies and you gain some muscles without training.

    • @holydiver3000
      @holydiver3000 Год назад

      To reach that kind of physique yes, but they did some studies and you gain some muscles without training.

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 5 месяцев назад

      steroids alone will do plenty stop drinking the copium kool-aid. Just depends on how your body reacts to it.

    • @Aurora-bv1ys
      @Aurora-bv1ys 2 месяца назад

      Wrong

  • @leandrasamika9933
    @leandrasamika9933 2 года назад +10

    Bro seeing wojak with the blurry eyes and body made me laughing af hahahaha keep going

  • @thewavyarchives6907
    @thewavyarchives6907 Год назад +14

    I can't believe I really watched this whole video 😂😂, I don't regret it lol

  • @UrzuaTroskenia0369
    @UrzuaTroskenia0369 2 года назад +22

    I don't describe people as "skinny" unless their malnurished, but wojak looked it from the begining, regardless does it mean Chad has HIV/AIDS and he gave him one of his used needles? I recall learning steroids gives you roid rage, overgrown/stressed heart and shrinkage of penis, testicles, and sometimes impotism. Lastly I do recall steroids being given as a supplement for actual HIV/AID's patient during the 80's and 90's for keeping up appearances.

    • @brycemorgan6708
      @brycemorgan6708 2 года назад

      It doesn’t shrink your penis but it does cause your balls to shrink due to the suppression of natural testosterone since your getting hormones form an outside source

    • @UrzuaTroskenia0369
      @UrzuaTroskenia0369 2 года назад +1

      @@brycemorgan6708 I wouldn't know from experience just what I recall researching in health class, my intent was not to offend or debate people in it's defense.

    • @ksg5375
      @ksg5375 2 года назад

      @@UrzuaTroskenia0369
      People use steroids without gettin education on them.
      First of all. People use Steroids without using Testosterone injection 💉 but the rule is to never take steroids without Testosterone.
      2. While using steroids, to protect your liver, you should always take MILK THISTLE pills or TUDCA pills.
      3.After your 4 weeks steroids cycle....You should stop & go for 2 weeks at gym without taking steroids...then after that, you should do a Post cycle Theraphy of taking Nolvadex pills per day for the whole month......In this way, you'll keep +70% of your gains when u done usin steroids.....
      Steroids should be just used to boost a beginner to gain muscles at gym so he'll be able to lift heavy weights witheven without steroids usin th3 muscles he gained through usin steroids.

    • @counterleo
      @counterleo Год назад

      "Steroids" is like "Drugs", quite a broad term
      There's a big difference between weed, mdma and fentanyl
      There's also a big difference between testosterone and trenbolone
      It's also a matter of dosage
      And a matter of whether you properly on and off and properly restart your natural hormone production (PCT) during off-time, or whether you just go full retard blasting year round.

    • @-whackd
      @-whackd Год назад +1

      Yes my penis has shrunk into a nubbin. I'm warning you all not to go down the same path I did. Now I have a micropenis

  • @Strobzz_SW
    @Strobzz_SW 11 месяцев назад +3

    I felt personally violated when wojak squated 3 plates after his second day in the gym 😢

  • @ricardobracho9567
    @ricardobracho9567 Год назад +9

    I started Testosterone Replacement Therapy a couple weeks ago due to my damn malfunctioning pituitary gland. I'm really afraid of side effects...

    • @buttheadmcge9400
      @buttheadmcge9400 Год назад +4

      I don’t use roids currently but I’ve done lots of research, and most of the side affects are from abuse. Think about it if your only using it to replace the testosterone that your body isn’t producing then you’ll be fine. This is bc your levels are “natural” Body builders almost always abuse steroids bc they are already physically fit usually and using just enough to replace their natural T wouldn’t make sense since they likely already have high T compared to the average. Long story short if your not abusing and are using them as prescribed by your doctor the chance of adverse side affects is very low.?

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 5 месяцев назад +2

      TRT isnt the same thing, tell us the amount you do. If its within normal ranges then will probably be fine.

    • @Lambo_567
      @Lambo_567 5 месяцев назад

      @@buttheadmcge9400trt is only for people who need it. Not for someone that wants to make more muscle.

  • @alessandrobenvenuti6551
    @alessandrobenvenuti6551 Год назад +6

    Erectile dysfunction and balding are also two things that happen depressingly regularly in steroid addicts

    • @catharperfect7036
      @catharperfect7036 Месяц назад

      Not to mention heart attacks.

    • @alessandrobenvenuti6551
      @alessandrobenvenuti6551 Месяц назад

      @@catharperfect7036 yeah of course. But to those the loss of masculinity is way more relevant than the loss of their lives

  • @eua4808
    @eua4808 Год назад +8

    Never take steroids even if you have the worst genetics

  • @Syedsai-k8t
    @Syedsai-k8t Год назад +8

    Lord Wojak makes my day

    • @callumm9049
      @callumm9049 10 месяцев назад

      Lord Wojak makes my hole weak

  • @StainsStainsStains
    @StainsStainsStains 11 месяцев назад +11

    2:06 killing his gains with that cardio

    • @TheSigma008
      @TheSigma008 11 месяцев назад +7

      This is a myth

    • @berosar
      @berosar 9 месяцев назад

      @@TheSigma008 its definitely not. When I quit football my physique blew up. Too much cardio puts too much stress and demand on the body. Cardio absolutely kills your gains. Take it easy with the cardio.

    • @jmz2144
      @jmz2144 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@berosarby that logic football players wouldn't be jacked

    • @berosar
      @berosar 9 месяцев назад

      @@jmz2144 but football players arent jacked? Are you talking about american football? Thats actually called rugby or handegg.

    • @EricRobbins8987
      @EricRobbins8987 6 месяцев назад

      Cardio doesn’t kill gains if you don’t over do it

  • @Voiddish
    @Voiddish Год назад +37

    As someone who uses anabolic steroids, I actually believe this is how people think it works. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChrisKS.302
      @ChrisKS.302 Год назад +1

      Im curious what do you run on a cycle?

    • @Voiddish
      @Voiddish Год назад +5

      @@ChrisKS.302 I don't encourage any steroid use, but getting your blood levels tested will do you a world of good. Less is more.

    • @clasforddrygren5360
      @clasforddrygren5360 Год назад +7

      Lmao something tells me there was more to this comment section

    • @Nobody-dc8dp
      @Nobody-dc8dp Год назад

      Drug addict

    • @Voiddish
      @Voiddish Год назад +4

      @@Nobody-dc8dp drug addiction means it has control over you. Funny how you cycle off it. Try again sweetie

  • @j23araluce
    @j23araluce Год назад +6

    So well made. Love your channel

  • @ShaunSavage-kl9pd
    @ShaunSavage-kl9pd 5 месяцев назад +1

    I used to be a bodybuilder then i started having back problems so i got a hard physical job. Back doesnt hurt in great shape now and not broke.

  • @BlackDogSunBushcraft
    @BlackDogSunBushcraft 10 месяцев назад +6

    As an anabolic enjoyer myself, this is not at all how steroids work. You need to be working out hard for at least 1-2 years as a base first. People that think steroids just magically make you get jacked never cease to amaze me.

    • @cocoino2307
      @cocoino2307 10 месяцев назад +3

      This video was made by an 12 year old

    • @espirituraiz
      @espirituraiz 7 месяцев назад

      Then You dont only aré a Cheater, but cant even train Ana recover properly lol

    • @BlackDogSunBushcraft
      @BlackDogSunBushcraft 7 месяцев назад

      @@espirituraiz I’m sorry I don’t speak whatever third world shithole pidgin English you’re trying to communicate in HUEHUEHUEHUE

    • @Jaysnipes
      @Jaysnipes 6 месяцев назад +1

      According to studies that's exactly what steroids do. They're so effective. That even if you DON'T exercise. You'll gain muscle. Lol

    • @BlackDogSunBushcraft
      @BlackDogSunBushcraft 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jaysnipes yeah I’ve seen that study and it’s a bullshit dishonest study. You won’t gain muscle if you just take steroids

  • @JMDrives
    @JMDrives 2 года назад +3

    3:43 The INTENSE ZOOM IN ZOOM OUT had ne ded! 🤣

  • @SikoTyson
    @SikoTyson Год назад +5

    Wojak represents every teen trying to improve themselves thank you wojak👋👋

  • @DC-wo2yb
    @DC-wo2yb Год назад +6

    I have no muscle gains and it’s been a week - lmao 😂😂😂

  • @Fishwarrior17
    @Fishwarrior17 7 месяцев назад +7

    Isn’t wojak pretty fit in the other videos

  • @pcprincipal345
    @pcprincipal345 Год назад +2

    Ahaha bruh your videos are A mazing keep it pumping bro 💪

  • @patrickrbx7825
    @patrickrbx7825 Год назад +3

    I mean technically this is the truth behind steriods , it is much better to build up muscles the natrural way, rather than ruining your life with steriods

  • @vanyboy6301
    @vanyboy6301 2 года назад +46

    You all have friends that give you $1000?

    • @ToastSamo
      @ToastSamo 2 года назад +5

      Mine give me 4000€ for 2 weeks.
      I gave also 15k for 3months.

    • @rickcodm9577
      @rickcodm9577 2 года назад +3

      I need such friends 😂

    • @vanyboy6301
      @vanyboy6301 2 года назад

      @@ToastSamo you sure that’s right?

    • @TheSwedishHistorian
      @TheSwedishHistorian Год назад +1

      I wouldnt recommend it unless you have known eachother for a decade and have all your friends in common and are ina. tight knit community

    • @rockymvvrcianu6846
      @rockymvvrcianu6846 Год назад

      Fuck no lol

  • @discdoggie
    @discdoggie Год назад +25

    1. Zoomer is a true blue friend and i never realized he was so jacked
    2. Maybe if Wojak would settle for a simple girlfriend instead of a “super sexy girlfriend” he’d find true happiness

    • @tomvlogs8463
      @tomvlogs8463 Год назад +12

      Wojqck wqnts a regular gf tho, but even average girls have waaaayyyyy too high standards these days, he is lucky if he get s a obese 2/10

    • @allseeingotto2912
      @allseeingotto2912 Год назад +1

      @@tomvlogs8463 Yep !

  • @MrBuster1983
    @MrBuster1983 Год назад +5

    If you cherish your hair, don’t want nasty patches of body hair, bacne, shitty orgasms, shrunken nuts, Stay away from the roids. Just keep working out, it will come.

  • @tanneredge9774
    @tanneredge9774 Год назад +5

    Why is Boomer an Akatsuki member? Did he really abandon the hidden Boomer village.

  • @Nopackno
    @Nopackno 2 года назад +7

    Whoa, Chad does get around I guess lol

  • @abufinkle680
    @abufinkle680 8 месяцев назад +1

    The training montage goes crazy

  • @fusionferrari2902
    @fusionferrari2902 2 года назад +3

    1:06 hold on for a second doomer girl didn't need to be that buff holy street fighter 6

  • @Darkschool6
    @Darkschool6 5 месяцев назад +1

    That music they were playing when he woke up deformed cracked me up! 😅😅

  • @LIQUIDITY_TRADERZ
    @LIQUIDITY_TRADERZ Год назад +14

    Finally boomer hit the fitness life after a few years of beer is bae😂

  • @Bob-l7m2g
    @Bob-l7m2g 2 месяца назад +1

    You destroy your hormone balance and give yourself long term depression.
    But go for it

  • @hemlocktea6643
    @hemlocktea6643 Год назад +7

    As someone who's literally thinking about getting on the Roids sometime this year,this speaks to me
    I'm not weak or anything not scrawny I'm 195 but still,it would be nice to get back into the gym and literally get years of work done within months

    • @minotaur55
      @minotaur55 Год назад +1

      that's a shitty way to go about it. take it when you can longer progress naturally. no shortcuts

    • @hemlocktea6643
      @hemlocktea6643 Год назад

      @@minotaur55 it's not something you should do always and forever.
      Just get where you wanna be and then keep working out and you'll keep the muscles. The people that do it forever get messed up but if you do it for like 6 months and stop you're good 👍
      I don't wanna look like Ronnie Coleman I just wanna look like I did 6 years ago

    • @samueldavis5895
      @samueldavis5895 Год назад +3

      @@hemlocktea6643 bro I’m 42 and the same weight a 6’0”. Since the pandemic I lost 12 lbs of muscle and ton of gains and getting it back natty. So can you.

    • @hemlocktea6643
      @hemlocktea6643 Год назад +1

      @@samueldavis5895 it's not like I'm gonna just not work out until I get Roids. I just see portents of a dangerous future and figure I should get as big of an advantage as I can.
      But I know I can't go crazy and get super big otherwise I'll starve. Guys who want 15,000 calories a day won't last in the hard times to come.
      But getting up to like 225 would be nice

    • @samueldavis5895
      @samueldavis5895 Год назад

      @@hemlocktea6643 Ngl, 225 probably is unrealistic… at least in all my years I never got to 225. I tried bulking and all and have great genetics it’s just that I’m naturally always been a 6 foot 180ish to 200 guy. Realistically you can get to 210 and be ripped and lean, which looks and feels awesome.
      Also, in ten years if my levels drop I may go on TRT. For now though, lifetime natty

  • @faber2589
    @faber2589 9 месяцев назад +2

    Lord wojak needs no car. He simply floats to the gym.

  • @justinbrink7425
    @justinbrink7425 2 года назад +6

    Omg.. these always make my day

  • @federico4556
    @federico4556 Месяц назад +1

    Using steroids is cheating, all cheaters are losers by definition

    • @fuzkforyou
      @fuzkforyou Месяц назад

      What if I have a medical condition and my body doesn't produce enough testosterone by nature ? Also if I'm roiding who am I really cheating ?

  • @xmr19x
    @xmr19x 2 года назад +4

    Love these sound effects

  • @SpaceShank
    @SpaceShank Год назад +3

    3:40 imagine wanting to get cut for anybody but yourself.

  • @ashkrum5001
    @ashkrum5001 Год назад +2

    As soon as he said time for some real muscles I got the bk ad

  • @Resilientt
    @Resilientt 11 месяцев назад

    Don't take steroids boys,
    when your proud of you its because of all the effort you put in.

  • @chillinandwalkingin4k426
    @chillinandwalkingin4k426 5 месяцев назад +6

    To any young men watching this and still considering taking steroids ..don’t please don’t go down that route..

    • @RexFixx
      @RexFixx 2 месяца назад

      I dont get side effects

  • @Doofwarrior88
    @Doofwarrior88 10 месяцев назад

    I know one person who died from steroids. His heart gave out after 5 years of abuse.

  • @kueweijun8785
    @kueweijun8785 2 года назад +6

    why is jack forster the cameraman 🤣

  • @nancyfazenbaker3567
    @nancyfazenbaker3567 6 месяцев назад +1

    I never understood why people use roids. It's not that difficult to get into good shape with a little determination & sensible choices on what food you eat. You can get plenty strong & in good shape without roids. I've always thought roids are for people who want to be lazy & take a shortcut instead of just pumping iron & eating healthy.

    • @AW-kr9fl
      @AW-kr9fl 4 месяца назад

      Because they are lazy and want easy quick results like 99% of people. Most do it to get noticed and show off

  • @Keratino
    @Keratino Год назад +4

    the sciene where bro injects steroid looks like the sciene where spider man gets his powers in

  • @bloodcards3084
    @bloodcards3084 Месяц назад

    Imagine expecting results after 1 week. You’re probably still repairing from your first workout lol

  • @alcoholically4280
    @alcoholically4280 Год назад +4

    If you don’t take roids, any workout supplements, pre workout or protein shakes then congrats bro you are certified natural

    • @gutsberserk2718
      @gutsberserk2718 Год назад

      Don't confuse supplements with PEDs/gear. You have no clue what natural means. "Pre-workouts" are generally just high doses of caffeine ( which is found in energy drinks/coffee/soda etc). "Supplements" supplement the food you eating, you get the same nutrients from food (including creatine) but with far less calories, less calories you have to burn to stay lean. Protein shake is just refined protein in the form of powder some even use egg whites in powder form, it is dehydrated. They "supplement" your protein intake same goes for vitamins for example vitamin C or A. Most vitamin C sources come with sugar, to avoid sugar you take a "supplemental" source. PEDs do not naturally occur in your food and have very serious side effects. Please keep your ignorance to yourself.

    • @sergtrufanov5565
      @sergtrufanov5565 Год назад

      Why are you comparing protein shakes to roids, dingus? 😂 So if you eating alot of eggs and meat you are not natural?

  • @Sb.bakiHanma
    @Sb.bakiHanma 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dude crying the first week had my 💀 lmao😂😂

  • @_baza_life
    @_baza_life 2 года назад +8

    So you finally introduced a coomer

  • @Erad3r
    @Erad3r 2 месяца назад

    My friend from the childhood always said I’m on steroids my secret is 8 years in the gym never give up and there is no short cut stay natural and healthy with the years everything is better and better.

  • @fireflymiesumae
    @fireflymiesumae Год назад +6

    Never take roids people

  • @rolandrideg2133
    @rolandrideg2133 Год назад +1

    I don't use steroids because going to the gym is just a hobby not my life and also don't want to die early.

  • @Arachnid-Popular
    @Arachnid-Popular Год назад +5

    I have been going to the gym for about a year and, dont get me wrong i got some gains but im still far from being jacked, makes me sad😢

    • @11TruthAssassin
      @11TruthAssassin 10 месяцев назад

      It took me 3 years to notice good results ... to call myself jacked and model material....... after that dude everything just stays . When your 5 years in or more your pecs and arms pretty much stay big as Long as you eat good propper diet meals...even when taking months off the gym

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 5 месяцев назад

      Its why so many dudes take the roids natural can only go so far and will always look less than the saucy dudes.

  • @MattTaylor-xx7gs
    @MattTaylor-xx7gs Год назад

    Wojak was squatting 3 plates for reps which is impressive af. He doesn’t need the gear.

  • @kader1034
    @kader1034 Год назад +3

    I look good ?? From which angle 😂😂😂😂