@@ridwana4037 Terrorists from City 31: - Ok, here is the plan: i will get bind by Torque, and then you will place the bomb. Is it clear? - No! - Why no? - Becouse i want to get bind by sexy snake lady. You got bind last time, now it's my turn.
@@eliedoan9428 oh come on at this point I'm pretty sure the inquisition has killed more people than chaos ever has. And chaos at least has the decency to make its servants happy about committing the atrocities
4:50 Actually, in one of the Civilization games, don't remember which, you could get an X-Men team who would shoot with Plasma guns around the map. And yeah, this, Phoenix Point and Gear Tactics released around in the same time?!? With a pandemic forcing everybody to stay home? Best times of our lives.
As a fan of the series I'm not mad that they made it more casual at all. This is a fun bite-sized XCOM game! ...And I'm 100+ hours into a Long War 2 campaign, that I wound up abandoning because it was hopeless, and I didn't feel like starting a new one yet. XD Oh, and I actually leave my healer back at base on a lot of missions that are projected to just have a single encounter. There's plenty of OPness to use that doesn't require me to heal up from mistakes on shorter missions.
I didn't realize until now how cool a Civilization game with XCOM combat would be, it would be up there with my other dream mashups like a Battlefield game in the Command & Conquer Tiberium series. Or a Fallout game made in a better engine with competent company.
Also: Cleverly ramps up the difficulty scale by introducing more and more bugs the longer you play, such as making your weapons and armour disappear permanently, leaving some squaddies, such as your only healer, unable to equip any armour or non epic weapons. Then it screws you completely by breaking your game entirety on the second to last mission, by constantly crashing immediately after the breach, no matter how many times you restart or reload previous saves.
1:44 I'm sorry, I can't hear you complain about missing 99% shots over the sound of my 100% accurate, higher damage then shooting Impact Materials boosted Subdue strikes!
You are honest trailers. You know that people play with no permadeath anyway. They just reload the previous state where everyone was alive. This game just skip that and reloads itself.
I kinda wish there was a Gritty Call-of-Duty-style Shooter (First person or Third Person) RPG where you play as a Alien Soldier invading/occupying Earth, and you have to kill Human insurgents. PS: I'm not talking about "Kill all Humans".
Dang it now I wanna play with Zephyr again. She’s not even a high tier character, but every time I see her spin kick a guy my eyes turn into stars and I dash for my computer.
The game is easy untill you pick sacred coil as your first enemy and you go to their final mission with crappy gear and unleveled squaddies. Damn that was a huge difficulty spike
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"squeeze me like the bad little mouse I am" Hey..I ain't gonna kink shame. you do you man
thank you, much appreciated. XD
I am
Welp, let’s hope he at last has a good health insurance…
Welll I mean if ya seen Monster Musume…..well I mean I understand him
*"In a space age metropolis where snake people wear business suits and work in offices."*
I, for one, welcome our new snake waifu overlords.
If we're being honest, going from executing a brutal war of competing ideologies to trying to hook-up very much seems like humanity's brand.
@@dungeonguy88 So... basically every macross?
"Oh yeah, baby, squeeze Me! Squeeze Me like a bad little mouse I am!"
@@ridwana4037 Terrorists from City 31:
- Ok, here is the plan: i will get bind by Torque, and then you will place the bomb. Is it clear?
- No!
- Why no?
- Becouse i want to get bind by sexy snake lady. You got bind last time, now it's my turn.
@@dungeonguy88That's XCOM Baby!!
surprised you didnt mention - they also made the one character that can heal the one with the most awful, irritating dialogue. Real trade off there
They are telling you to stop getting hit, Real encouragement there
You should say "Wow, I can't believe we haven't done an Honest Trailer for Dragon Age yet." Then do an actual Honest Trailer for Dragon Age.
They can also apply that to the Professor Layton series
they probably cant stop playing it and have no time to make a trailer :D
Annnnd 200th Like.
“Who wouldn’t want to see Gandhi headshot Napoleon?”
The people of India?
*nuke
@@JohnnyOMalley22 no no I would love to see that .
@@chh2010 yup same
I am also Indian i like to look at it
Please say, “I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh baby.”
"Yes Inquisitor. This is the filthy Xeno fetishist I told you about."
lolfurry
@@ZiddersRooFurry since its snakes were talkin about here wouldn't it be scalie instead of furry?
HERESY DETECTED !!! EXTERMINATUS !!!
@@eliedoan9428 oh come on at this point I'm pretty sure the inquisition has killed more people than chaos ever has. And chaos at least has the decency to make its servants happy about committing the atrocities
Please say: "You sly dog, you got me monologing!"
"Who wouldn't want sid meier civilization Ghandi head-shot napoleon?"
Me: *Looking at his nuke happy perk, sweating profusely.*
I actually got this video as an ad on gamepedia. It was so funny I sat through the entire thing there, and then came here to leave a like. Great vid.
"Squeeze me like the bad little mouse I am" 😂😂 best kink quote
"Heavily modded Phoenix Point"
What sort of mods?
Ones that make the game good?
Don't think there are enough mods made to pull that off yet.
@@Malaclypse_the_Third that game was a big ole waste of my money, was excited for it and everything
@@Sirruhaq Me too man. It sucks that all its attempts at complexity basically turned it into a muddier, less interesting version of Firaxis' Xcom.
As much as I like Torque, I'm mad at her for turning the entire xcom subreddit into scalie heaven...
Anyway, do a Baldur's Gate honest trailer!
Shhhhhh, sleeeeeep. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. XD
Did it ever stop being scalie heaven? I mean, especially after the Alien Hunters dlc?
That's more the fault of whichever enemy designer decided the Vipers in XCOM 2 should be curvaceous snake ladies.
Also for, you know, eating people. Apparently we Canadians taste like Maple Syrup.....
Im thinking about getting the game. Worth?
Give us the Snake's we demand our Snake waifus
Just wait for the mods. Oh boy
Snake Hostess Clubs are now canon in the XCOM universe(per one of this games cutscenes).
You're welcome.
Play a Dungeons and Dragons Game and you have Yuan-ti.
I feel violated on how accurate this is.
We already have civ with xcom combat. That game is called age of wonders
And/or Endless Legend
???
Planetfall litarly has cover.
Civ V actually has an XCOM combat unit, although it's just a regular albeit very powerful bunch of paratroopers.
4:50 Actually, in one of the Civilization games, don't remember which, you could get an X-Men team who would shoot with Plasma guns around the map.
And yeah, this, Phoenix Point and Gear Tactics released around in the same time?!? With a pandemic forcing everybody to stay home? Best times of our lives.
Your dream of CIV with XCOM combat already exists by the name of Age of Wonders. A game Im surprised isnt far more popular than CIV.
XCOM squads actually exists in Civ 5
As a fan of the series I'm not mad that they made it more casual at all. This is a fun bite-sized XCOM game!
...And I'm 100+ hours into a Long War 2 campaign, that I wound up abandoning because it was hopeless, and I didn't feel like starting a new one yet. XD
Oh, and I actually leave my healer back at base on a lot of missions that are projected to just have a single encounter. There's plenty of OPness to use that doesn't require me to heal up from mistakes on shorter missions.
Say "Missed again, Commander, you clearly are XCOM materials"
Say “So, as I Pray Unlimited Blade Works"
Congrats mate, you got more likes and an epic moment to be remembered forever
Please say: *Brute ships, staggered lines. Shipmaster they outnumber us 3 to 1*
You can add, "Then it is an even fight," to that snippet too.
That Gears of War joke was comedy gold, well done. Also, Age of Wonders has been doing the CIV + XCOM thing for a while.
2:30
Glad to see I'm not the only freak around here.
2:28 that joke really got me hard because I know someone who wants to be constricted and dominated by a sexy half human half snake man
Someone named you
Who doesn't? :)
@@thomash4578 Me for one. Granted that's probably because I'm more of a dom then a sub.
FYI, Civilization II already had official X-com scenario.
Oh my, this is the scalies' wet dream.
I'm still in a dream.....SNAKE EATER!!!!!!
You walked into that one.
You should see the subreddit...
I'm going to going to use grid-based gun chess to describe XCOM games from now on.
The seeds of heresy were grown in this game.
BROTHERS! GET THE CYCLONIC TORPEDOES! We have scalies to purge.
Was I the only one who loved X-Com: The Bureau? Apart from the ending of course..
Say "What doesn't kill you just isn't finished yet."
My favorite variant is: "What doesn't kill me has made a tactical error."
I didn't realize until now how cool a Civilization game with XCOM combat would be, it would be up there with my other dream mashups like a Battlefield game in the Command & Conquer Tiberium series.
Or a Fallout game made in a better engine with competent company.
Your last words is wise my friend
The devs knew exactly what they were doing when making the Vipers
The new guy is growing on me with every video lol. Keep it up
Also:
Cleverly ramps up the difficulty scale by introducing more and more bugs the longer you play, such as making your weapons and armour disappear permanently, leaving some squaddies, such as your only healer, unable to equip any armour or non epic weapons. Then it screws you completely by breaking your game entirety on the second to last mission, by constantly crashing immediately after the breach, no matter how many times you restart or reload previous saves.
Would definitely like to have my snake waifus close.
In other news, we may have a more 'compact Civ' - Civ Party
Seriously? Gandhi headshot Napoleon? Get real, Gandhi would just call in a tactical nuclear strike and call it a day.
1:56
Hey, it’s Jessica! 😀
Say, "and I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
Hey that was some Demo at the end there!
1:44 I'm sorry, I can't hear you complain about missing 99% shots over the sound of my 100% accurate, higher damage then shooting Impact Materials boosted Subdue strikes!
4:35 That’s from one of Demolition D’s videos. lol
Do Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven.
Yes yes yes
“So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works.”
please say "fine dwarven crafts, direct from Orzammar!"
and then do a Dragon Age: Origins honest trailer
if Ghandi were to ever headshot Napoleon, He'd use a .50 with explosive rounds
I've been watching Fandom Games for a while. I liked their videos. That is why I decided to create my own Channel. 👍🙂
No one likes u
good luck buddy
Please, do a Honest Trailer for Legacy of Kain! It'd be awesome.
Been asking for a year. Not likely to happen, but Ima keep asking.
You are honest trailers. You know that people play with no permadeath anyway. They just reload the previous state where everyone was alive. This game just skip that and reloads itself.
Okay, that japanese dub was waay too ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣
Please say: “ Here’s Johnny!”
Even the XCOM council guy can't resist the urge for the Viper
Say: "To talk of many things:
Of shoes-and ships-and sealing-wax-
Of cabbages-and kings-
And why the sea is boiling hot-
And whether pigs have wings."
Say: "Keep your friends close and snake waifus closer.
I consider Hero characters better than custom characters but the game should've given us one Agent that can be customized
Do Star Wars the clone wars lightsaber duals!
Please say: “Yoo-hoo, big summer blowout.”
I honestly thought you were going to say "snake beeewbs".
im not stopping until i see a half life alyx honest trailer
I kinda wish there was a Gritty Call-of-Duty-style Shooter (First person or Third Person) RPG where you play as a Alien Soldier invading/occupying Earth, and you have to kill Human insurgents.
PS: I'm not talking about "Kill all Humans".
Xcom but fps is that what you are meaning
Say "double kill. Triple kill. Headshot. Kingslayer!"
Please say “take it easy on me my dad goes to cooking school!!!”
0:09 *Its like that Rick & Morty episode all over again ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽*
Torque: This is Torque. Kept ya waiting, huh?
Scalies: 'Eyes light up' Yes, you did!
Say: "When you are experienced you can become overly confident and such confidence can prove fatal."
Or
“Remember the lesson, not the disappointment"
Dang it now I wanna play with Zephyr again. She’s not even a high tier character, but every time I see her spin kick a guy my eyes turn into stars and I dash for my computer.
> snake waifu squeezing
And here I am after my brother and I were making fun of our cousin for watching Beastars.
You do you i guess
Let's hear you say, "WHERE IS MY BANANA?!"
Please do Magic: the Gathering.
“In a world, where the KIA hamster ads never stopped”
Please say: "Apparently, I love trees now."
The game is easy untill you pick sacred coil as your first enemy and you go to their final mission with crappy gear and unleveled squaddies. Damn that was a huge difficulty spike
Preech
Please say: "I've had it with these nerve hurtin' Sith Lords in this nerve hurtin' city!"
Please say, " I'm Barry Floppins y'all."
You took the "sprinkle some drugs on him" bit from Dave Chapelle
Say "I have a goddamn plan, Arthur!"
my god, this cant even hold a candle to the old smosh games honest game trailers
Please say, “Wrong answer. Right answer. It matters not. Your replies are all paper thin.”
Please say “In the name of the galactic senate of the republic you are under arrest chancellor palpatine.”
Honestly, it just doesn’t feel like XCOM if rookies aren’t dying by the truckload
Let's do an Honest Game Trailer for Dragon Age: Origins next!
Dang, I didn't expect a douchbagchocolat clip/reference. I miss that guy on youtube.
so I'm not the only one to get it.
Is there a full version of the clip at 4:34?
It looks adorable.
"The aliens lifes don't matter today" that males me spit My drink
"So as I pray... UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!"
Its been a pleasure to keep on this AWESOME reference. Thank you for finally acknowledging one of my comments.
Keep up the good work.
Please do a honest trailer for hatsune miku: project diva
Weeb
noob
I would be fascinated to see how they would go about that.
Please do Super Mario Maker 2.
And yes, I'm going to keep asking until you do it.
Nice videos!! Its amazing
It doesn't hurt that it was only 10 dollars when it released
"If at first you don't succeed, you fail."
50,000 points for the DoucheBag Chocolat reference
Please say, "Baraka wins! Friendship! Friendship? Again?"
"Steven, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?"
Please say, “You want STARS? I’ll give you STARS!” - Resident Evil 3
"Civilisation with XCOM combat"
Firaxis pls
I love this video more than the actual game and I really did enjoy the game
hey man. permadeath has made me scared to try the series for a while haha
Please please please say “one more rocket!!” ☺️ for my clan
Bad little 🐁 I'm on the floor laughing.
Please say: oh, you're approaching me?