Celebrating even the worst manager
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2024
- Britt wants to celebrate Rowan on international managers day!
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I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT OLD TIMEY TECH TOWN
@@mikkihesson3509 yes
Can someone explain why it is so huge? I though a flatclicker is like 25x25 cm (10x10 in) large. You put your whole laptop under this?
@@trychydts cause ur computer dosnt like the table
@@trychydts it is like walking with out shoes and standing for 8 hours bearfot
„He is pretty easy to gaslight“! I just love Ellie!
I was wondering if she was going to mention the amout of money she used to make under him. I'm suprised that no Alan and Adam never asked Rowan about this.
Based
On the other hand, my manager insists he does not gaslight me, whilst he is gaslighting me. My bad manager, that is.
Wait.. is that a vldl heart emoji?
video is all good and all but HOLD ON y ellie hair is infront
Britt should create the rebellion to overthrow Rowan
Britt will get the white shirt one day, there'll probably be a whole saga about it.
She might be the only one crazy enough to finally do it...
Love this! 🥰
I wonder what it would take for Britt to realize Rowan is unqualified as manager
What if she was actually Rowan's illegitimate half-sister, and is therefore also heir to the throne?
So, what I'm hearing is:
Con: "He's a jerk."
Pro: "He's a jerk to other jerks."
No, those would be the mastery levels of your typical manager.
It would be 'pro' without the 'con', otherwise he is just a jerk.
More like he's such a jerk, he's even a jerk to other jerks.
A double-edged sword basically.
He's an equal opportunist!
I love it when there are callbacks to previous sketches. Adam could have remembered that Rowan resurrected him
True.. After he was the one that killed him though 😂😂😂
Oh yeah, the Snickers bar... it's a minor detail 😛
My favorite sketches are him throwing out annoying customers, so cathartic.
@@michael_pilot and the red shirt episode strangle 😂
They banished that out of their memory to preserve sanity
I kind of expected Rowan to say "What's all this then? This is what you've been doing instead of working all day? Paycuts all around."
This is what I was expecting as well!
Right? What a waste of productivity.
At least a “now clean up this mess! ALAN!!”
Misuse of company ink as well.
He hasn't given them a paycut since they started at Techtown. I now wonder if he still can.
I love how there just HAPPENS to be a shredder sitting right next to him when he opens the card.
Perfectly placed
Yeah they have just talent for right things, they are reaaaallly cool and good.
My head cannon says this is not the first time Britt has done something like this involving a card or photo so Rowan has placed multiple shredders around the store warehouse and offices so wherever she ambushes him, there's a well-placed shredder
Honestly fully thought he was going to try and put the cake through it as well.
It's so Rowan can swiftly administer pay cuts. A good manager is vigilant.
I like how Alan and Ellie aint even disappointed, they fully expect this lmao.
At least he is predictable XD
love that Adam is disappointed though..
Britt: I will win you.
Rowan: You win a pay cut.
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Rowan giving Allan so many paycuts forcing him into debt.
Is Mr. Krabs charging Squidward for working.
And Standing. And Breathing. And Existing.
Imagine Adam 😂
@@lordtea Luckily Adam had his side income from Instagra XD
Pretty sure in the last store adam was paying to come to work.
Brits that one employee that would report you to the manager for not having the right type of pencil
I would not be shocked 2B reported for that, but there is a point.
@@Tuck-Shop Eyyyy, nicely done
But we're supposed to use the correct pencil for a reason, right? They wouldn't give us arbitrary rules for the sake of arbitrary rules.
@@sandrosliskeno one in their right mind would do that, we can all agree
She would report you for stealing company ink by writing a personal note witha company note or vandalizing company property by dropping a pen/spoon
I was half expecting Rowan to eat the card and shred the cake
Did I tell you I love the little bits of Adams traumatic and exciting backstory in the beginning of the skits?
I mean, it's the first bigfoot sighting in years! It's very exciting.
I mean, he won the key to the city, it' amazing
I love that those are back!
Yes, for example when they gave him the key to the city!
Adam is popular and badass outside of work. His partner is basically a super model, he won they key to the city and he's rich, so the lay cuts mean nothing to him deep down [Adam lore]
I was waiting for Rowan to say "Oh, and clean that up."
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I know, that seemed so out of character for him. Maybe he really was touched!
Adam's stories are becoming more and more fascinating...BIGFOOT????!!!!
Adam lives a wild life outside of Techtown!
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueNo doubt about that!!!!
I suspect Bigfoot is just a naked Rowan
Yeah, that's one thing I didn't think they had in New Zealand. Big Beak, maybe?
@@mattl1025 Sure they have Big Foot! Except, they're variety sports a long, curved nose and screeches "Chur Bro!" when trying to woo a mate.
I love that they've also called it a flat clicker on their website, about time shopping sites recognise it for what it truly is.
I would get one but I already have a fancy Corsair hard surface one with RGB, best Flatclicker ever, sorry not sorry. Maybe if i put a VDL logo on it that would make it better?
@@melvoid01 wait so you have the 2d plain but it glows?
@@Eagle-Fly RGB means +10% clicking speed it is known.
@@melvoid01I play trading card games. This is gonna be the best flat clicker I could use for that
I was more shocked when Britt said "I will win you" instead of saying "I will win against you" 💀💀
She was simping a lot in the recent dnd episodes too
Do we... ship this?
She wants him to simp to her for her talents as an employee... XD
@@WaynePozziI ship it.
Did you forget that she has a TechTown brand on her arm? Rowan most likely gave it to her. No - she's hooked for life.
That "I will win you" by Britt at the end was hilarious 🤣
2:35 the subtitles: *wtf...*
Same feeling bro. Same feeling.
Why am I not surprised that Britt had to go to Google to figure out an appropriate gift. Her character it definitely on the spectrum.
Deep on it
Maybe she uses an older model Boston Dynamics chassis as a base and they never updated the Software to inform her it's no longer owned by Google. So whenever she connects home she calls it Google
Nah Spectrum is too fast for her. She's stuck on dial-up.
“Is this homemade?” 😂😂😂 *throws cake to floor*
He's going straight to hell for that one lol.
Happy Managers Day TO THE GROUND!
YUCK!
Don't bring home to work.
@@marbles863 If Hell did not exist, it would be necessary to invent It. ( Just for Rowan )
that wasn't Bigfoot Adam, that was Rowan in a ghillie suit playing Tarkov irl
The "I will win you" whisper XD She's so filled with determination to win him over
I'm here for Brit wrangling Rowan like a wild mustang and gaining his trust like a true manager whisperer. 💖
I want to see the training montage where Ellie teaches her the secret arts of manager whispering. First she has to win over the reluctant master of course. Ellie wouldn't part with her knowledge lightly.
"wtf...why was that even on?" - I love the captions!
Never thought of the nice traits Rowan has as a manager until they mentioned it. All I see is him being a funny jerk.
he can deal with annoying customers quite well
@@danzai
When normal customer like Hamish comes 😂
I mean, there's that time when they shared beers and Rowan brought Adam back to life
I want more episodes like that
It took less than 30 seconds for Ellie to be done with Britt’s shit.
After all this time, 30 seconds is impressive ngl
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueit really is
To be fair I think Alan's hatred of Rowan started when Rowan said his favourite film was the first Star Wars film
You mean... The first movie to be made right ? People get confuse about those sometimes.
@@louis-philippechapleau8149Um no, i mean the first one in the series…
A phantom menace
Rowan we’re proud of you running off even though you’re the manager.
Work-life balance prioritised
And so begins the story arch of Britt trying to win Rowan’s heart
1:06 "uhhh no, you went to a ciggy break, and I just helped you light it up" - Rowan
1:51 Ellie should have said "He paid me most when I was in the previous shop" 😂
I swear the day rowan is a finally a good person is the day the world ends.
So....the Return of Karen.
That already happened when He bumped his head. Ah the Good old days..
well, he's pretty nice on christmas day
Well he defended Adam from Ben once
He did once play the tooth fairy to keep Adam innocent
2:00 Alan's face when Adam says Rowan is funny 😂
most places ive worked have had bad managers...when i have a bad manager
i work just hard enough to not get fired... when i have a good manager, i work hard
0:38 Ellie's face 🤣
I really want to see Second White Shirt Saga with Britt!
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Considering how committed Britt is to being an employee, the white shirt should have some strangely different effects on her.
"I will win you..."
That was ominously terrifying...
Employee Britt is the best Britt so far.
"That tracks" - They had hope for a second 🤣
Slowly but surely Britt is snapping
Everyone should have a Brit trying to win them over in their life!
I love that you actually listed the merch as "Flat Clicker" on your website!
"I will win you" sounds like there is a huge pile of bad things coming to Rowan...
That went exactly the way everyone expected... wake up associate Britt!
I'm convince Techtown Britt is an android. She is way to loyal. That wasn't blood coming from her nose in the other video, it was oil.
Red mercury.
0:24 I love how after Britt’s intro, he was already done with her shit 😂
Alan is my soul-animal 😂
WHEN HE PUT THE CARD IN THE SHREDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
all the hopes and dreams lost in a moment!!!!~
that broke my heart!
Shredder can fix him.
1:12 That "Him!" was delivered perfectly. I love how Adam is the baby of Techtown.
He’s like a puppy. Can’t kick him!
2:58 u still had a lot to learn newbie - every ex playtech employee 😂
Do I I sense Britt's villain arc around the corner?
Imagine Britt getting the white shirt
@@mchanna06 Naah, she doesn't need white shirt. She can draw all the power that she needs from the Necronomicon-Britannica.
Adam always has the most fascinating stories!
I absolutely love that you actually list the mouse pads as flat clicker in your shop! 😂
It's like 2D Plane but it's glows
@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 It's the biggest horizontal motion stabilisation plateau I've ever seen.
It’s a horizontal motion stabilisation plateau
I was hoping this would be a nice surprisingly wholesome video, I was wrong.
😂 “That tracks”
"And now get back to work!"
Any speech that starts with a defintion from the dictionary has to be good.
0:31 reaction of Alan is undeniably soooooo good.
2:39 subtitles "WTF? Why was that even on?" lmao
I love how dedicated Brit is. She is the apprentice for now but I feel she will become the master.
2:33 Ellie has the best face
"He yells at me"
"Him!!!"
That was gold, like the pure act of yelling at Adam of all people is a heinous crime (which it it, don´t get me wrong!)
You Made Rawan so well in this if I would be the Employee I would hate HIM.
Rowan will definitely forgives Ellie if she says anything bad about him. Alan and Adam, however...............pay cuts
he give them pay cuts to fund Ellie's absurd salary
Isn't she up somewhere near $200 an hour, now?
The flat clicker is made out of VLDL logos.
😍
All the VLDL logos consented to the posthumous usage of their bodies to produce consumer goods of all sort.
We need a sketch of a "A Day in the Life of Adam" where we can see all the crazy adventures he gets on outside of Techtown where he must survive with bravery and wit!! Only for Adam to arrive at Techtown and get screamed at by Rowan for letting a pen fall so he cries...
There's already an episode about Adam's life from the play tech era. He's he's super popular super cool and owns a harley
Lol, Alan thinks Adam is so precious being and treats yelling at him as abusing a puppy.
Adam should've mentioned the time Rowan brought him back to life.
That's exactly what I was thinking. How was that not the first thing he thought of?
I'm not quite sure if the flat clicker is big enough for the human sized mouse I purchased at tech town the other day...
We can hear Ben now...he needs a flat clicker "his size"
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Well in that case Alan will have something in stock for him right?
@@VivaLaDirtLeague With or without body support?🤔
To be honest, I'm shocked Rowan actually knew what the paper shredder was.
I'm surprised he didn't didnt think it was a toaster
The war Anthem fits 👌 when Britt starts explaining Manager.😂 she’d be a great Manager. Outrageous that I have yet to get the flat clicker❤
Nah, they had Manager try outs before.. I would prefer Rowan as a manager 😅
@@rick_takahashi Rigged.
When we see how crazy Britt became to scare Ben, I think what Rowan did was a really bad move..
So the game has begun.
Lol, imagine buying a gift for your boss.
Let alone Rowan!
Britt's path to Rowan's heart is the new plot arc I didn't realise I needed
Ahahaha ok i paused the video at 2:24 so far and i am making a guess about Rowan's reaction: "What is this? Get back to work, stock the shelves! You all get a massive paycut" Continuing the video :D
"He's pretty easy to gaslight" HAHA Probably the funniest lines in this video! Especially the facial express right after!
Rowan is indeed a FANATASTIC manager. I believe this is intentional. 1:01
Oh yes I saw it but didn't think fast enough to grasp it, ta
@@michael_pilot welcome to the internet
I'm lost please explain what you mean.
@@benjaminnisly8804 it could be a mistake but I think its somewhat done on purpose because Rowan is an asshole boss.
I love Britt ❤
The captions never disappoint. Nor will Britt's potentially terrifying quest to appease the Rowan.
Manager Rowan vs. employee Britt. Awesome!
I foresee some good confrontation
Please we need workers rebellion arc 🙏 😫 0:52
Poor Rodney, still cleaning the halls of the old playtech store, or is he perhaps somewhere in techtown biding his time waitung for any sign of weakness
Britt: tries really hard to have everyone be nice to him
Rowan: Completely dismisses everything
😭😭that hurt
You guys need to make a compilation of Adam's interrupted conversations, those are always hilarious!
Lol a mouse pad no a flat clicker 😂
I love your content guys! Keep it up!
3:07 I though for a second Britt is flashing Rowan.
I was hoping Adam was going to mention the time Rowan brought him back to life at his funeral.
Outrageous
To a good manager! Rowan, you're not as bad as you are.
The same pure logic that we used to build atomic bombs.😂
OMG Adam's happy happy face when he hears it's Managers Day! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🤣
i was sooo 100% sure he will throw the cake into the shredder for the sketch !
Wait wait wait that's is not a flat clicker! That's a flat clicker pad.
Big click rectangle
Exactly! I don't get it. Flat clickers are made of plastic and make an audible click. This is something totally different. Underclicker, at best!
Outrageous!
Is this the beginning story arc of how Britt was originally rejected by Rowan??? I need this Britt and that Britt to be the same Britt!
Brits character is probably my favorite because everyone works with someone like her.
"This is not the techtown way!" Thank you Darth Britt.
I absolutely love the tiny fragments of Bizarro Tales from Adam... there should be a clip sometime with all of them in one long go... :D
They have trama from rowan
I was half expecting Rowan to send the cake through the shredder
They are all so amazing. One of the best episode IMO.