Arval: Lets kill the Ashen Demon Shez, it is your destiny I feel it! *Shez makes friend with Byleth and call her sister instead* Arval: where did I go wrong? All I wanted was to kill the Ashen Demon, is that so wrong? Shez: Quite Arval can't you see I'm trying to plan a family trip with Byleth, Jeralt, and Manuela?
I went with the route where I killed Byleth. So knowing that Claude doesn't betray you if you have Byleth makes it an even bigger amount of salt in the wound. Also, how the fuck did you recruit Ashe, but not Mercedes!?
@@kylepessell1350 Too right. Ashe matures as a character in other routes, especially after his paralogue with Yuri. He keeps following his dream, but chooses to fight for his beliefs, rather than for king and country, which is what Ingrid chooses to pursue in her supports with Felix in Three Houses. Not all lessons are pleasant, but Ashe passes with flying colours.
1:04 As a guy who lost vision in one of his eyes (and people call a pirate. Why couldn't it be something cool?? Just because I wear an eyepatch...) I approve of this joke.
FE community: *Makes fun of Hubert, calling him an Edelgard simp.* Monica: "And I took that personality." Also 3 Houses Claude: Fear the Deer, total memelord. 3 Hopes Claude: Fascist dictator and war criminal.
How is he a fascist dictator though? He literally says he's going to do elections where anyone can run and to be voted for by the common people? Sometimes i wonder if people even know what fascist and dictator even mean
@@0axis771 you may have answered with only one word but, in the context of this chain of comments, your single word managed to be more satisfying and had an better resolution that whatever it was part 2 of the Blue route.
I like how failing to recruit Byleth causes a different kind of bad circumstance depending on the route. Scarlet Blaze: causes the most significant negative change to the story Azure Gleam: causes the hardest hitting and most emotional character death Golden Wildfire: causes the worst possible End state for Fodlan
This always makes me happy, been waiting for the this since I discovered the real housewives of Garreg Mach vid. We'll just say Lin napped through vid1.
0:09 I think that should be where you Shadow Dash, joke fits completely the same, but you pretty much just spam it. Also, the 180 in ferdinand is super funny.
1:02 Yes your honor, I did wait a year to watch this. Am I regretting it? Nah, Hubert trying to be funny is worth waiting till I finished half the game (3/6 possible stories due to the decision in the middle of each route)
Need my words, when I’m done with GW, and get through SB, I WILL watch this. Until then enjoy laughing at what appears to be Shez trying to hit on Edelgard. Keyword trying, because he gets no bitches.
I'm on AG right now before GW so expect the videos in that order :) you cab watch the ferdinand video this Thursday with no worries its just more ferdinand jokes
If I'm honest I ran scarlet Blaze twice before this video. Once to recruit everyone but byleth and again to get no one but byleth and I was hoping for more general outrage from the characters. Also currently it seems the black eagles kill a lot more people than the other houses....
@@ToxiCurE Actually you can spare him but i don't think it changes anything to the ending. Technically you don't really spare him but if you use a certain strategy he'll retreat.
@@flayron5514 Aw heck naw, went out of my way to be merciful and rescue/spare all the people he sent against me before the Treaty, those strategy points didn't come cheap or easy! if he reneges on the deal his suave ass is GRASS!
I enjoyed that they did something with her but that thing was basically "She's a simp for Edelgard and sometimes dorothea' I made her a little shitty gremlin because she lived in a basement
It's 1 story branch, in a game in a series. It's hard to explain but fire emblem is a series that had 3 houses which is a game with 4 doffrent routes. Dynasty Warriors is a game series with a certain game style. Fire emblem and Warriors mashed to make FIRE EMBLEM WARRIORS. Then then mashed again to make this: fire emblem Warriors: 3 hopes which is the Warriors game play with a 3 houses coat of paint. That game has 3 specific routes you can take. It's very confusing.
This is rather good, though I did have a few ideas... 1. Edelgard: Say uh... Lonato, any chance you can cheer your young ward Ashe up by any chance? We kind of want to make sure he stays on our side. Lonato: Well sadly one of his dear friends perished in a recent battle, perhaps if we can keep the Faerghus casualties to a minimum? That would help morale quite a bit. Edelgard: Well... I suppose I'll see what I can do. But hey you two no longer have to fight to the death so that should even things out... right? Lonato: True... though do not get me wrong I take no pride in striking against my home kingdom. *sigh* Why his majesty insists on aiding that vile church is beyond me. Edelgard: Oh that's easy, its because I only wanted to take down the Church so they can't legitimize the Kingdom anymore. I'm only doing this just to take over the Kingdom. Lonato (glaring): Really? Edelgard: Oh... *sheepish laugh* Well you still want to avenge your son... right? 2. Ashe: Hey there Edelgard, I've been having some mixed feelings lately. Edelgard: Really? What for... Ashe: I notice that you've been being really good to Claude and the Alliance lately, I hope that our alliance with Leicester is genuine. Edelgard: Oh rest assured Ashe, it is, I fully intend on honoring my deal with Claude as Leicester will not be taken over by the Empire. Ashe: Really? That's great. Edelgard: Thank you but uh... what did you mean by "mixed" feelings? Ashe: Well yes don't get me wrong Edelgard I'm glad that you are willing to co-exist with Leicester but here is the question, why can't you do the same with Faerghus? Edelgard: Pardon? Well I uh... I uh... Well Ashe, you see the Holy Kingdom was basically stolen Adrestian land that the Empire wanted back. Ashe: I see... but wait a minute, isn't Leicester also stolen Adrestian land as well? Edelgard: Well... technically... Ashe: So Edelgard your either possibly lying to Claude, or your showing a major double standard here, well Edelgard... *eyes twitch* which is it? 3. Claude: Well Hilda, it looks like you and I will be going our own way to take down Edelgard. Hilda: Oh good, why you ever wanted to work with the Empire I'll never know. Wait a minute, does this mean we would have to strike down our old classmates? Claude: Fraid so, that means we would have to take out Lorenz... Hilda: Well... I suppose that is necessary... Claude: Along with Ignatz, Raphael and Lysithea... Hilda: Okay I'm starting to dislike this... Claude: Oh and we got to get rid of Marianne too. Hilda (glaring at Claude hard): WHAT WAS THAT?! Claude: Eh remember Hilda, your my designated retainer, no matter what. Hilda: Except on Azure Moon... *as her axe at Claude's throat* maybe I should revisit that. Claude: *gulp* END
If you like the 3 houses characters and want a game where you pretty much just slam X to win (on lower difficulties) its fun. It's like any of the other warriors game with some 3 houses flavor text. I enjoy it but I like a chill time and 3 houses
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
FERDINAND VON SATIRE IS COMING SOON *(NEXT WEEK)*
A whole video? The Ferdinand Von ENTIRE?
It is what we Ferdinand Von Desire!
@@SoggyFroggy YOU DON'T EVEN GO TO THIS SCHOOL
It sounds like this might Ferdinand Von BackFire
What an occasion! We must dress in our best Ferdinand Von Attire!
RIP Ferdinand Voice Actor Billy Kametz
Arval: Lets kill the Ashen Demon Shez, it is your destiny I feel it!
*Shez makes friend with Byleth and call her sister instead*
Arval: where did I go wrong? All I wanted was to kill the Ashen Demon, is that so wrong?
Shez: Quite Arval can't you see I'm trying to plan a family trip with Byleth, Jeralt, and Manuela?
Quiet*
Lol at Hubert's "shall we put her back in the basement?"
Seeing the dedication to Billy Kametz hit hard
3:53 This is literally my headcanon!!!!!! Shez and Byleth as siblings
@@chilidaddy1117 That's rather cute. Not gonna lie.
props to the VA for Claude, I honestly did a double take and had to check if that was Joe himself hahaha
100% thought the same thing!
It could be an undercover Zoe Jieja... to get around the Nintendo contract.
I love Caspar. His hair needs work but I still love him.
At least his hair in Three Houses post timeskip will always be awesome.
M!Shez: (flirts with Edelgard)
Monica: So you have chosen death
I went with the route where I killed Byleth. So knowing that Claude doesn't betray you if you have Byleth makes it an even bigger amount of salt in the wound. Also, how the fuck did you recruit Ashe, but not Mercedes!?
It's the best way to maximize Ashe's suffering.
Ashe’s suffering invalidates SB and GW for me it just hurts too much 😂
@@pearsemolloy9656 that’s why he should just die since he’s just borderline suicidal the whole time if you save him
@@wesnohathas1993 Poor kid is an idealist living through a continent-spanning war.
@@kylepessell1350 Too right. Ashe matures as a character in other routes, especially after his paralogue with Yuri.
He keeps following his dream, but chooses to fight for his beliefs, rather than for king and country, which is what Ingrid chooses to pursue in her supports with Felix in Three Houses.
Not all lessons are pleasant, but Ashe passes with flying colours.
If you don't recruit Byleth, he/she actually intentionally convinces Claude to turn on Edlegard
Damn, this is the most ambitious project I've ever seen from you. Major props this was great
I've never played fire emblem, everything I know about it is from your videos, and I still find it hilarious. That's how good you are.
I am gonna cry
Caspar one was on point. That is exactly how he acts! Like a squirrel on caffeine 😂
1:04 As a guy who lost vision in one of his eyes (and people call a pirate. Why couldn't it be something cool?? Just because I wear an eyepatch...) I approve of this joke.
That tribute at the start him home. I'm watching the dub of 86 at the moment and I'm dreading the moment I stop hearing Billy's voice.
FE community: *Makes fun of Hubert, calling him an Edelgard simp.*
Monica: "And I took that personality."
Also
3 Houses Claude: Fear the Deer, total memelord.
3 Hopes Claude: Fascist dictator and war criminal.
Frankly he's more interesting in 3 houses. In the original game he was just their.
Yeah, f*ck Three Hopes Claude. What was up with him?
Hopes claude does what houses claude was supposed to be. He's supposed be a cold calculating jerk.
@@saintlugia Further cementing Cindered Shadows as the objectively correct route.
How is he a fascist dictator though? He literally says he's going to do elections where anyone can run and to be voted for by the common people? Sometimes i wonder if people even know what fascist and dictator even mean
Oh man, how Azure Gleam will go is beyond me.
@@pearsemolloy9656 No
@@0axis771 you may have answered with only one word but, in the context of this chain of comments, your single word managed to be more satisfying and had an better resolution that whatever it was part 2 of the Blue route.
NOT THE AMOGUS EYES
Poor Mercedes being killed instead of recruiting her
The true noble is Billy long may he reign in the afterlife
im basically replaying every route just to see what happens when you kill Byleth... and honestly, the betrayal of Claude cut me deep
I am doing the same
I like how failing to recruit Byleth causes a different kind of bad circumstance depending on the route.
Scarlet Blaze: causes the most significant negative change to the story
Azure Gleam: causes the hardest hitting and most emotional character death
Golden Wildfire: causes the worst possible
End state for Fodlan
"My power is not a toy!"
SHUT UP ARVAL, YOU KNEW WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR!!
The owl feather had me in stitches.
Remember kids, if you don’t want Claude betrayed you. Make sure to have Byleth in the team.
...Alright, fine, you've convinced me to get a copy of Three Hopes. Great vid as always, Toxi!
Nintendo owes me a commission now!
...I mean it isn't actually all that weird considering the procedure to give you a 2nd crest also turns your hair white. The gremlin part is true.
0:35 BRO WHY DOES THAT ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE HUBERT
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY SINCE THE LAST FIRE EMBLEM VIDEO. LET'S GOOOOOOOO
SAAAME!
great video wazy filled with many great voices everyone did great :D
2:43 Goddamn Amongus Eyes.
GREAT CATCH
I can really hear that Canadian accent, this channel is fucking awesome 🕯
LIKE, TOTALLY POGGERS
This always makes me happy, been waiting for the this since I discovered the real housewives of Garreg Mach vid. We'll just say Lin napped through vid1.
He'll be back next week... still very sleepy, but voiced and beautiful
Caspar and his "ideas" love it
I know nothing about this game so this video was a trip 😂 Great animation and voice acting!
Thanks for always supporting me Poyo °3°
I feel so dumb founded that I didn't see this when it was aired. Nice work everyone!
FUCKING FINALLY IVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY SINCE THREE HOPES WAS ANNOUNCED. 😆😆😆
2:46 I don’t wanna say it man this can’t be how I die
3:52 Is the best skit.
2:00 Is a really good one, too!
CLAUDE SOUNDS SO GOOD WHAAAAT
I didnt need to even finish the video to know this was gonna be good
I’VE BEEN HEARTED DO NOT PANIC SQUEEE THANK YOU TOXICURE I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS also Ferdinand not making puns means we are in the darkest timeline
Feral Ferdinand and Lorenz knocked me OUT
shez no matter the gender has himbo energy
Herbo c:
0:09 I think that should be where you Shadow Dash, joke fits completely the same, but you pretty much just spam it.
Also, the 180 in ferdinand is super funny.
SEASON 4 OF THE DRAGON PRINCE IS COMING OUTT AHHHH
Mogus eyes
amazing
Up next fire. Emblem engaged
1:02
Yes your honor, I did wait a year to watch this. Am I regretting it? Nah, Hubert trying to be funny is worth waiting till I finished half the game (3/6 possible stories due to the decision in the middle of each route)
1:35 Is this Deku and Kaminari's secret love child?
How could you kill Mercedes?! She's like priority #2 to recruit to the Empire, after Lysithea!
Chill out Ashe, at least your dad isn't dead for once!
This makes me want to get the game
Caspar ist literally Harald Potter lol
NO FERDINAND JOKES!? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!!!!?
Wait till Thursday. I gave him his own video :)
4:28 Putting Petra after Monica saying all the girls were hers huh? I see what you did there.
God i should not have laughed this much
Shez you're one to talk running around with a dead guy inside you because of an experiment lol. You're lucky you don't have 3 crests.
does this mean that Byleth is the one who started the Ferdinand von satire
Joke's on you I have two eyes and terrible depth perception
Gotta admit, it's weird not seeing you voice byleth this time
I'm too same voicey to voice both - but my wallet cannot handle hiring a main character VA so I usually take the lead role in videos
Leave my boy ash alone now or else 2:45
Got spoiled but it was well worth it!
"Aren't you tired of being nice, don't you wanna go apeshit" that line sums up my personality
Hahahahaha! I loved this!
2:44 sad amogus eyes
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP
I’m gonna miss Toxicure Byleth but it’ll still be funny.
Bu...but....Recruiting Mercedes was an option 😢. Still can't wait till you get to Holst XD The mushroom eating battle maniac with a sister complex.
Who is best friends with an alcoholic deadbeat
Need my words, when I’m done with GW, and get through SB, I WILL watch this.
Until then enjoy laughing at what appears to be Shez trying to hit on Edelgard. Keyword trying, because he gets no bitches.
I'm on AG right now before GW so expect the videos in that order :) you cab watch the ferdinand video this Thursday with no worries its just more ferdinand jokes
@@ToxiCurE Amazing. Absolutely amazing. I hope you enjoy Kingdom Gang as much as I do.
Hope your Mercedes doesn’t die like mine did lol.
I'm sorry, Jeritza. I had to kill Mercedes, as it was all for the m e m e
Amongus
YOU KILLED MERCEDES?? What are Constance and Emile gonna do now
If I'm honest I ran scarlet Blaze twice before this video. Once to recruit everyone but byleth and again to get no one but byleth and I was hoping for more general outrage from the characters. Also currently it seems the black eagles kill a lot more people than the other houses....
I would subscribe but I already did....Ferdinand von Prior.
Wait, Claude betrays you if you don't have Byleth?... THAT BITCH!
Yep and you gotta murder him
@@ToxiCurE Actually you can spare him but i don't think it changes anything to the ending. Technically you don't really spare him but if you use a certain strategy he'll retreat.
@@flayron5514 Aw heck naw, went out of my way to be merciful and rescue/spare all the people he sent against me before the Treaty, those strategy points didn't come cheap or easy! if he reneges on the deal his suave ass is GRASS!
Monica is the best thing to come out of this game
Too bad there aren't achievements such as "This is not DDLC! ... Get MVP with Monica on every possible battle"
With the amount of Monica in this vid, I can’t tell if people like or hate her.
I enjoyed that they did something with her but that thing was basically "She's a simp for Edelgard and sometimes dorothea' I made her a little shitty gremlin because she lived in a basement
what do u use to animate it.cool vid
Wait .. was there a Dorothea in this video? There is a credit for her voice actress but i didnt see her. Was her scene skipped?
her voice is in the next video for next week. I moved one of her scenes to the 2nd video. Same with Linhardt
@@ToxiCurE I didnt notice Linhardt. I was so confuse that is all.
That explains the Lindheart credit too
hey if she has dips on all the girls ya gotta respect the dips
(feels like i should say im joking or people might get the wrong idea)
Haven’t played a lot of 3 hopes but is this Monica the slitherer in disguise or the real one ?
She's the real one and she's a simp
Is this a game or a series...? 🤔
It's 1 story branch, in a game in a series. It's hard to explain but fire emblem is a series that had 3 houses which is a game with 4 doffrent routes.
Dynasty Warriors is a game series with a certain game style. Fire emblem and Warriors mashed to make FIRE EMBLEM WARRIORS.
Then then mashed again to make this: fire emblem Warriors: 3 hopes which is the Warriors game play with a 3 houses coat of paint. That game has 3 specific routes you can take. It's very confusing.
This is rather good, though I did have a few ideas...
1.
Edelgard: Say uh... Lonato, any chance you can cheer your young ward Ashe up by any chance? We kind of want to make sure he stays on our side.
Lonato: Well sadly one of his dear friends perished in a recent battle, perhaps if we can keep the Faerghus casualties to a minimum? That would help morale quite a bit.
Edelgard: Well... I suppose I'll see what I can do. But hey you two no longer have to fight to the death so that should even things out... right?
Lonato: True... though do not get me wrong I take no pride in striking against my home kingdom. *sigh* Why his majesty insists on aiding that vile church is beyond me.
Edelgard: Oh that's easy, its because I only wanted to take down the Church so they can't legitimize the Kingdom anymore. I'm only doing this just to take over the Kingdom.
Lonato (glaring): Really?
Edelgard: Oh... *sheepish laugh* Well you still want to avenge your son... right?
2.
Ashe: Hey there Edelgard, I've been having some mixed feelings lately.
Edelgard: Really? What for...
Ashe: I notice that you've been being really good to Claude and the Alliance lately, I hope that our alliance with Leicester is genuine.
Edelgard: Oh rest assured Ashe, it is, I fully intend on honoring my deal with Claude as Leicester will not be taken over by the Empire.
Ashe: Really? That's great.
Edelgard: Thank you but uh... what did you mean by "mixed" feelings?
Ashe: Well yes don't get me wrong Edelgard I'm glad that you are willing to co-exist with Leicester but here is the question, why can't you do the same with Faerghus?
Edelgard: Pardon? Well I uh... I uh... Well Ashe, you see the Holy Kingdom was basically stolen Adrestian land that the Empire wanted back.
Ashe: I see... but wait a minute, isn't Leicester also stolen Adrestian land as well?
Edelgard: Well... technically...
Ashe: So Edelgard your either possibly lying to Claude, or your showing a major double standard here, well Edelgard... *eyes twitch* which is it?
3.
Claude: Well Hilda, it looks like you and I will be going our own way to take down Edelgard.
Hilda: Oh good, why you ever wanted to work with the Empire I'll never know. Wait a minute, does this mean we would have to strike down our old classmates?
Claude: Fraid so, that means we would have to take out Lorenz...
Hilda: Well... I suppose that is necessary...
Claude: Along with Ignatz, Raphael and Lysithea...
Hilda: Okay I'm starting to dislike this...
Claude: Oh and we got to get rid of Marianne too.
Hilda (glaring at Claude hard): WHAT WAS THAT?!
Claude: Eh remember Hilda, your my designated retainer, no matter what.
Hilda: Except on Azure Moon... *as her axe at Claude's throat* maybe I should revisit that.
Claude: *gulp*
END
We get it. You hate Edelgard
@@hyliastone286 Eh no not necessarily.
i know jack shit about fire emblem... so i am very confused but im sure this jokes where really funny... probably
I picked them first this time with 0 regrets.
I am 97 comments
Okay I have an honest question: is the game good? Like would you recommend playing it?
If you like the 3 houses characters and want a game where you pretty much just slam X to win (on lower difficulties) its fun. It's like any of the other warriors game with some 3 houses flavor text. I enjoy it but I like a chill time and 3 houses
@@ToxiCurE thank you! I might try it!