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IM THE FIRST LIKE AND COMMENT ON THIS ❤ LOVE YOU KRIS
I just ordered some rn!
Omg I wish I could but I can’t sorry my dad sed no
I LOVE U KRISS
Please notice me
“My name is Walter Gingerbreadman White”
“If your seeing this tape, I’ve probably been murdered. By the muffin man.”
Kris’ intros are always Wild.
What do you know about the gingerbreadman?
Some of hem are probably some peoples 13th reason 💀
Fr wild but so funny 😂
"Eat me"
muffin man killed my dad :'(
For those that didn't get it: Y= -x^2 (x squared) it's a function. When you draw it on the graph it looks like an upside down U with all of it below the x axis. It resembled the monument/statue that was behind the guy. Hope this helps :) love your videos Kris ❤❤
Thank you SOOO much !
Thank you. Cuz i had to pause the video and look in the comments, just see what it meant
Even more nerd fact, that monument isn't actually a parabola, its a catenary. It's very similar, but the formula of a catenary is y = a * cosh(x/a).
I don't know how I know that, but it's really interesting once you know why they made it with that shape.
Well damn lol
W for that 💪👏
“Throw your pasta at the wall to see if it sticks, to know when it’s ready”- KallmeKris
Best advice I’ve heard in days
Make sure it is the wall, not the ceiling…
Please don’t ask. I was 9
O, lol, don’t worry this happens to us all, @@icarusbinns3156
Oh! Its throw your pasta against the wall to see if it sticks, not pastor... oh well. The look on his face was worth it.
When I was 14 I spent the night at friends house and they were making spaghetti for dinner and she told her dad that about throwing pasta on the way. He then (after making sure it was cool…like ran cold water over it first!) tossed the pasta at her so landed on her face and then said “it stuck! Does that mean it’s ready?” 🤣
@@granthollins7 WAIT WAIT WAIT- Jay put me in hell
6:33 I can't rn😂 she actually called it Friday Night At Freddy's🤣🤣
I did the same thing 😅😂
It almost came closer for her to say Five Friday Nights At Freddy's 😭
What that’s what it’s called right FNAF Friday night at Freddy’s?
ikr it’s fun nights a freddy’s🙄
I also love the idk who their drawing but it’s fridays at FREDDYS
Kris: "I'm really loosing my sparkle in this video."
Kris never looses her sparkle no matter what she does. Never seen someone with a more unique and fun personality than Kris.
6:37 "the Friday night at Freddy's guy"💀🗿
BHAHAH
I constantly call it "Friday Night at Freddy's". My 12 year old loves to correct me. 😂
@@niffniffhooray F N A F
that made me cackle XD
1:32: That's so relatable Kris. Anyone who messes with my dog, deserves EXACTLY what's coming to them! On the other hand, anyone who's nice to my dog or gets his approval is INSTANTLY ok in my book. 🐶
8:15 I was waiting for "GathEr roUnd bEcauSe nOw is krIs reAdS ScreEns"😂
me too
Same! Jayy! 🤣
Same!
Jay what an awesome creative transition 😭💪
Me to I love it so much😂
“The muffin man has been making a bakery meth lab” had me dying laughing I love you so much Kris
Same lol 😂
Omg yessss
You were really fortunate to find Jay. What a phenomenal editor. We love you, Jay!
“Make it Fiji!” That shit was gold.😂
Not me cackling rolling around on the floor and crying at the girl falling down the stairs😂😂
I choked on my sandwich when she fell 😂
I was going to rewatch that part and then Kris rewound it for me! 😂
“MUFFEN MAN” KILLED ME
Who else loves when Kris compliments us? Ur amazing Kris, keep SLAYING QUEEN 👑 we love u ❤️
Everytime
Yes
SLAY QUEEN!
Makes me feel weird. I know she doesn’t mean it. I’m really ugly
@@Moonvelvet236 Why would you want her to murder? Why do think that she is a queen?
My dad walked in while i was watching this and asked me why i was on the floor crying laughing. We love you Kris❤
This comment does not need anymore likes
Native Texan here! Storms on the Plains are so incredible you don't care if they can kill you, that's really why we're all on the porch filming it!
Kris is so amazing and her impression of the model was SPOT ON. We love you Kris!
Let's just appreciate how kris makes up the most random compliments that still make us feel pretty
Thank you Jay for editing Kris's vids 🤗
Do you guys still remember Kris with blonde hair?
yes! honestly i love the red tho
Yeaaa
Me: I don’t even need therapy or anti-depressants I just watch Kris.
My psychiatrist: …
My Therapist: …
“Make it Fiji, cuz I don’t know”
That was genuinely funny! Believe in yaself, Kris
I love how much stuff Kris does on her channel, it's almost like she aims to entertain everyone, which I love.❤
Also, Kevin is so precious I love him so much
Hi just replying so you know kris liked your comment 😊
5:02 "You could be like 8 or 18, I don't really know the difference"
-Kallmekris, 2024
Can we just appreciate how Kris just heals my depression?
YESSSSSSSS
Kris is the best medicine.
Me: I don’t even need anti-depressants I just watch Kris.
My psychiatrist: …
@@annaaustin2554 omg frrrr
Jay is the part of the fam now he's like the money relatives give in my asian household,never asked for but always appreciated
love him and our aunty kris❤ 😊
Kris never fails to make us laugh. 😂
Right
Whenever Kris laughs, it makes me smile so much. I honestly don’t know why?
Kris compliments us all the time, so it's time for her to be complimented. Kris, you are beautiful and thank you for making content for everybody to enjoy.
Kris, you're so pretty, so funny and such an inspiration to us all. Thank you.
Can you please make a page-a-day calendar where every day we get a compliment from one of your videos? That would be the best way to wake up and would brighten all our days even when you don't post.
We love you ❤
Hi, I don't know if you will be able to read this (because I know there are thousands of comments) but I just wanted to tell you how much your content means to me. I had a really tough time lately (my father passed away 2 months ago) and I know it might sound stupid or childish, I don't know, but your videos are really helping me during this time. Your incredible positivity and those little complements are often making my day and make me happy even for a second. Even though I'm just another viewer hiding behind their profile picture, you're like a friend or a fun aunt who always brightens my day and helps me through tough times. That's why I just wanted to say that I really appreciate you just being there and creating those amazing videos and spreading positivity.
🫂🫂💗💗💐💐
I'm so sorry! I couldn't even begin to image what you are going through. I thought that your response was so thoughtful and heartfelt. Best of luck.
10:40 that video has layers, complexity, plot twists. It’s basically a movie now
lemme tell ya, as a native texan, one of my favorite movies is "twister," and we especially love quoting that scene XD "cow... 'nother cow..." in all seriousness i've lived here for 42 years and i've only actually been in one tornado and i was perfectly save in a building. that building was A HOSPITAL but still. pretty trippy to come outside and see pieces of the neighbors' roof on my car though.
I think that's the same cow
I will do 1 Pushup for every like i get on this comment 💪🏻
*KallMeKris inspires me... My parents said if I get 20k foIIowers, they'd buy me a professionaI camera for recording... literally begging you guys...*
Get to work bud
Bot?
K do it
Wait they have a check so are they a bot?
10:05 "That wasn't a good joke, was it?"
Meanwhile I'm dying from laughter lol
Me tooooo
What did it mean😭
Kris you always know how to get us at the least moment expected 😂
The "Rut Raggy, rime a rassist" 😅😅😅
Those glasses make you look like David Kuresh from the film they made about Waco lol
i don't get it
@@tanvisingh4739 it's Scooby Doo saying he's a bassist, but it sounds like racist because of his speech impediment. That was the joke.
OUHHHHHHHH@@SUGAs_Shadow85
"- The Muffinman ?
-THE MUFFINMAN!!!!! *shouts in panic*"
God I love that scene 😂
The monument looks like the graph of "y=x^2" And yes I am THAT much of a nerd that I laughed at the joke
I looked so hard to make sure I wasn't the only one 😂😂
NERRRRRRRRRRD!!!!@@the_bridge3263
Yup came to say the same. It's literally a parabolic arch.
@@DaisyLarson4936because of my time doing trivia nights in St. Louis in college, I can confidently say it's actually not parabollic arch but an inverted catenary curve.
Thank you for explaining kindly, for us non mathletes. 👍
As someone who grew up in the Midwest, tornados are something you don’t want to experience. Hopefully the weather will be perfect during your visit to Texas.
Not her thinking that 2:14 was “sound advice for the first time” when she literally just got all the Italians mad at her 😂🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
Texas? You & Celina should do a show from the Black Swan Inn in San Antonio before it gets demolished! Its haunted by several ghosts, one being a bride, another is a man that will not let you into a closet where his supposed treasure is hidden, there is a figure of a woman that runs from the gazebo to the house, & it sits on a historic battlefield site, so there are also soldiers. They hold Halloween, Day of the Dead & Witching events, and there are also stories of time slips on the property. I have personally been witness to a time slip, more than 40 years ago in broad daylight, with several friends of mine, & have since met other people with almost the exact same experiences. Theres
@FirstKallmekrisOnTe-legram There is SOOO many spooky places & stories here in town, the haunted tracks (where the kids push your car over the tracks), several haunted hotels downtown, the state hospital (still in use), the fat farm (totally gone, but I used to hang out there when the buildings were still there..DEF HAUNTED & really sad) & so much more. The Black Swan has tours, "market days" on the 1st & the 3rd weekends of the month & cocktail tours.
Kris- "You look like a snack today"
Me- *literally having not showered in a week and currently living in my bed*
a moldy snack then. good job.
@@dark_beast8248 haha fr
No but hearing Kris laugh literally makes me forget all the shit that’s going on so thanks for posting Kris ❤️❤️❤️❤️
We love when Kris posts
The fact that me and my wife make the joke about the "we got cows" scene every time there's a tornado warning and that was the first thing y'all did too, is hilarious
It’s incredible how Kris consistently deliver humor that’s both smart and relatable. This video is a testament to your comedic genius.
Nahi degi
Friday night at Freddy’s 😭
Bro once i typed that in google💀
The only influencer who actually makes me feel okay about being weird😆
love you aunty kris😌❤️
Kris’s compliments are *chefs kiss* they make my day so much brighter, she’s so unbelievably relatable and kind, we are so lucky to have kris, to make us laugh and smile and to warm out hearts, thank you so much kris for just being you
Kris is my favourite RUclipsr. The way she makes it seem as though she’s actually with us is so amazing
0:33 That bit about the Muffin Man 😂 also could be a weird horror movie 🤔
Thank you for tuning in, my friend!
You can locate my details above.🤦♂️🛐
I think we can all agree that Kris just always makes us smile fr
Jay is amazing! His editing blows me away every time. Chef’s kiss!
You look like a gingerbread biscuit too Kris ❤️❤️
the hair adds that ✨spice✨
Is no one talking about kris saying "Friday night at freddy's" AS A FNAF FAN THIS HAS BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES. Why kris i love your videos but to say that I'M DYING laughing crying at the same time🤣😭💀
Best part of any Kris content is what she does in it.
She could make a reaction on paint drying or grass growing and it still would be hilarious!
A natural comedic talent to the core, noone delivers so consistently like Kris!
The video at 6:29, the poster was at the Disney Animation Studio either in Californa's park or Florida's where they show you how to draw one of the iconic characters. They have an actual animator show you from start to finish how to draw this character using various drawing techniques and you follow along with your own pencil and paper they provide you.
8:01 WHERE IS THE KRIS READS SCREENS INTRO?!
I was going to say that
Great minds think alike@@DrawingIsFun12345
Seeing Kris take on some of Caleb’s mannerisms and vice versa is so cute 🥺❤️
Jay speaking for Kevin was magical! 😂
Kris thinks the best advice she’s given is to throw wet pasta at the wall
Yes. Yes she does.
she's not wrong tho
She's our very own media therapist giving us advice for our state of well-being
My brother tried it and let’s just say our family didnt like it
Hi Kris. Tornadoes are usually from Late March to July. They can come literally any time of year, but in general, those are our tornado months. ❤
And then she skips over hurricanes as a fear? You've got strong winds, rain (sometimes hail), buildings ripped apart, and flooding.
There are so many comments already, someone may have already pointed this out about the y equals minus x squared bit. That equation describes an inverted parabola, which was the shape of the arch behind the cameraperson (I think it's in St. Louis MO). Love your stuff, Kris! 😊
her intro had me rolling and her compliment had me smiling. keep doing what you are do bc its awwesome.
Kris, you saved my life. I was lowest and you were there for me. I love you so much, you're so preety, hot, beautiful, funny and weird at the same time, but i love it. You mean a lot. We all love your compliments, keep saving lives, keep making us laugh, and keep making content, cus you're the best at it. I love you a lot, i always will, we all do❤
I was the "weird bug kid" growing up! LOL I would relocate beetles, spiders, ants, etc out of my classrooms in school. Ppl gave me mad respect for it tho, and 13-20 years later ppl STILL remember me for that! haha
Hi Kris! I've been dealing with depression since i was 8 and your videos always make me feel so happy, thank you for being there for us when we need it most❤
what happened at 8:09 its suppose to say kris reads screens only real fans would know or catch that
To quote Sophia Petrillo “if pasta sticks to the wall, its ready, if a body sticks to cement, its dead” 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hay kris. All spiders are venomous, poison is usually ingested (eat or drink), or absorbed into the skin while venom is injected, usually via fangs or stingers.
Love the Chanel.
The beginning killed me. 😂
But Kris still managed to pull the Dahmer glasses off. ❤️
Great video as always, Kris! 😊
(But your brush needs to be cleaned😂😂)
Just saw you and Caleb on IG. So made for each other. It's too bad he started laughing before you could jump in and harmonize with him. I've been waiting patiently to see/hear you two sing together. I already know it's going to be awesome because you both are really good singers. Hopefully I won't have to wait too much longer. And thank you for another great video. Looking forward to the next one, as always. Much Peace and Love to you and yours Kris. 💯🔥👏🤌🙌😁💕✌️
10:00
I lol'd at the Fiji Water joke. Worked for me.
From around 6:35 I think I am now forever calling it Friday night at Freddie’s. Thank you kris!
After hearing you sing out "it's been awhile" I have the whole critical role cast singing in my head 😂
kris compliments us all the time and we should take more time thanking her
I love you Kris and please remember that millions of people do and always will ❤❤
This was hysterical! when Kris started talking about things sticking to walls and how much she likes is, I immediately thought of the 'Sticky Gecko' episode of Bluey. Kris, you should watch it! its so cute!!! anyways thanks again for making my life a more welcoming and happy place and I love you!
It’s nice when “Walter ginger breadman white” posts a video
Thank you kris, for always helping me when im sad or upset♡︎ your videos are so chaotic and i love it.
You know it's a great day when Kris posts 🫶🏻
9:37 y = - x squared is the equation for a parabola similar to the one he pointed to behind him
6:42 = fnaf + fnf (five nights at Freddy’s + Friday night funken)
im not going to lie i wasnt having the best day i went over on my ankle at football training and its really sore and i felt rubbish. Just seeing that kris had uploaded a video made me smile and boosted my mood. Kris your amazing keep doing what your doing and make everyone smile like what i did today ❤😊
I love it when Kris compliments her audience. she is the sweetest and I appreciate her so much 💜💜
12:43 as someone who lives in the Chicago suburbs we get at least a tornado warning every summer. The worst I’ve seen is when it dented a softball backstop at a field my team was playing near. But that’s the worst
I knew it would be a good day when kris posted a new video. Keep up the good work kris!
Kris's personality is the best thing about her and no matter what she does the video is always amazing!
The way she does all these impressions just to make us feel special is the best! This is why everybody lovess u!!
True facts about Kris according to this video
1. She knows the muffin man
2. She's secretly John Wick, I imagine she's disguised like the old pepsi commercials.
3. Tests spaghetti by using it as a projectile
4. Does a fantastic Christopher Walken Impression
5. Doesn't like maths
I love how every video Kris gives her audience a different compliment it just makes my week🥰
KRIS ILY SO MUCH THANKS FOR UR LOVELY COMPLIMENTS THAT LIGHT UP MY DAY!! LOVE UR UNIQUE INTROS!! ♥️
The intro😭🙏❤️
It's perfectly fine to occasionally tell your SO to "shut the fuck up" when they genuinely need to hear it, and when they say it to you, take it on board. Being blunt is sometimes the quickest and best way to let each other see when you're crossing a line - as long as both are aware of the intention and appreciate efficient communication.
4:36 when i tell you i instinctively closed my eyes 😂
Me too!! I flinched and then looked away immediately- I have my morals, you know…
@@La_aJ i literally KNEW it was a mannequin, and i still closed my eyes tight shut 😆
@@gheata_playz874 SAME with me- Like, what the hell?! It’s just a mannequin!! Why did I look away?! 💀
@@La_aJ no matter how many times I watch it, I still instinctively look away 😆
@@gheata_playz874 Me too! It’s weird, even if just a mannequin! 😆
12:42 Oh dont worry about tornadoes, the main thing you gotta worry about is the heat lol. Especially in the summer
True but it’s the end of January
Fair
Kris is honestly so funny I’ve been watching since she was making videos about how she thought she was a vampire when she was like 12 and I have loved every second of it
I'm having a really bad day and watching your videos always puts a smile on my face, We love you Kris ❤
Oh I love a good Tik Tok reaction video from Kris. They are genuinely hilarious and I laugh every time lol ❤️
I loveeeeeeeee when Kris compliments us.❤