@@claowdy venti mains are downing wine sucrose mains are making questionable substances xiao mains are going thru their 28765th emo phase sayu mains are rolling around jean mains are yeeting everyone and us kazuha mains are smoking naku weed in short, yes, we're dangerous /j pls don't come at me
7:06 - Xinyan "This is the most accurate IRL burst." - Jake (2022) seconds after seeing Childe's bonus burst of a literal whale emerging from the ocean and slamming back into the depths. 🤣 lmaoo
At 8:45 as Hutao said in game that some of funeral doesn't have to be sort of sad music and everyone standing still , some of them want the funeral to be fun for the last time of dead person who will always be there in our heart
I'm a brazilian and the real life burst at 6:08 was a ambiental crime that killed 281 in the Brumadinho City in 2019. Basically the mining company Vale made this dam for the mining tailings and filled beyond its capacity. I live in a nearby city and I felt so bad seeing these images again.
Honestly if the characters were actually real then we would probably be dead. But if some of the burst are like the ones in the video I think we would be fine.
fr, its hard for me to get a clear picture of what kind of destruction are the characters able to do since it is heavily toned down in-game if i were to guess, the average vision holder probably can bust a man sized hole thru a brick wall pretty easily
All things will fall at the same acceleration regardless of their mass, it was proven on the Apollo mission aswell. However each objects inside an atmosphere, they can encounter different magnitude of air resistance, cats falling from a high place can give them time to spread their legs and position themselves like parachutes to maximize air resistance thus slowing the delta as they fall.
@sir, this is a Benny's go look up test fall a feather and a bowling ball in a vacum chamber, despite the weight difference surprise³ they both landed at the same time
yeah everything falls at the same acceleration but bigger things get more momentum as they fall, so small things never really build up enough momentum to reach that critical fall speed. which is why if an ant ever fell off a tall building it wouldnt die because it cant fall fast enough
cara, pior que por um momento eu pensei "ué, eu conheço esse vídeo...". daí depois eu percebi e nem consegui rir mais dos outros vídeos relacionados a tragédias...
12:20 I may be wrong, but I think all objects regardless of their mass are pulled towards the earth at the exact same velocity, unless external force is applied
The acceleration is different depending on an object's mass. I think what Jake is referring to here is the terminal velocity (the top velocity of an object) which also depends on mass. So if you're lighter you literally fall slower at top velocity.
10:29 Must be the most opposite effect in the video. While sayu burst heals, that doll just kills everyone. Movie: Kami Sama no Iu Tori(As the Gods will)
6:08 Failure in the dam in the city of Brumadinho in the state of Minas Gerais, Brazil, unfortunately I know the result of that premeditated irresponsibility, 270 deaths and 11 missing, the families had to fight in court because the mining company did not want to be held responsible for the rupture, even though it was proved that she paid for the reports, which justified the maintenance of the dam without maintenance.
That cow is the pet of a milk company in my country. I'm pretty sure people in here actually made another meme out of the dancing cow where they fight a doctor in a battle dance
9:20 fyi eulas burst has a sword that increases in size the more grim heart stacks you do. And when you swap to another character, CD ends or you reach 10 stacks. It drops on the enemy doing physical dmg. You gotta know this even if you only play with Jean 💀
5:26 The People: *Probably Flying Around While Venti Watching From Celestia-* DISCLAIMER: This Comment Is Only Made For Fun. Please Do Not Put Toxic Comments.
some late explainations for some clips (2): throwing sword: a video of a guy who wanted to test if throwing a sword is viable (not really) flowers exploding: if a flower is cooled down properly (like in liquid nitrogen) it can be easily sattered with a hammer or whatever they used here addition: the lightning circle is probably sth like a magnetic field made in a way that it indices electricity in that area (could be wrong too, aint an electric expert to fall damage: you dont fall slower at a different weight, just have less force pulling you down and colliding with the ground, aka less deadly (imagine hitting a truck with 10kg vs one with 10000kg at the same speed, basically the same)
12:08 Square Cube Law: Area scales with the SQUARE of length, Volume scales with the CUBE of length. If you think about this in terms of biology, your strength comes from your AREA and is needed to support your weight from your VOLUME. Think of it like an elephant needing big legs to support its weight, and the reason the biggest animal (blue whale) lives in water rather than land (water is easier to float in bc it already partially supports weight) This also means that smaller things like the dog need less strength to carry themselves and feel less impact from falls like that (this is also why yeeting a spider off a table usually won't kill it from fall damage so to speak) Not much difference with different sizes of people, unless you think about obscenely tall people (think 8 ft and above) needing leg braces and such. So it's less about the speed at which you fall, and more about your body mass hitting the ground. Basically even if every object falls at the same rate (for those curious, 9.8 m/s), a larger object's mass is going to "hurt" more than a smaller one. A person would be seriously injured by that fall, the dog is smaller and so gets away a little easier
1:06, it's not CGI, if I'm not mistaken. It's a Tesla Coil. I've heard that our phones can charge without a charger when near a tesla coil, but it was too dangerous
6:18 this was a disaster that happened in brazil in minas gerais, a barrier with ore tailings broke due to having tailings beyond capacity and this caused thousands of deaths and immense damages such as the contamination of a very important river in that place, not to mention that many people are probably missing to this day
which is the the best burst?
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First
Childe's boss version bonus burst undoubtedly lmao
The sucrose one really got me lmao
Idk
Klee
*dog fell*
jake: maybe he's not taking too much damage
*mr.tuonto, this is an indication to touch some grass*
I feel this comment.
I am thus raising it by one notion
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
fr fr
I can't stop laughing at that
said something similar once, like "look their editing the field" girl looks across from me on bus and tells me to touch some grass lol
The Raiden one had also a double meaning. The girl turned from Shogun to Ei after her burst in terms of personality too.
yall wrong if jake was a character, his burst line would be "i can't die i have c6 qiqi."
Actually, I think that line would be better when he falls
Might be like Paikon
"I HAVE THE POWER OF C6 QIQI"
@@astragale1915 yes
His burst would also be a TPK, because he sure dies a lot with C6 Qiqi. XD
12:11 this is the moment when you know you’ve been playing way too much genshin
"Anemo users are dangerous"
YES, INDEED
I'm dangerous?
@@claowdy we are dangerous أ‿أ
Sayu be like 🤔
@@claowdy venti mains are downing wine
sucrose mains are making questionable substances
xiao mains are going thru their 28765th emo phase
sayu mains are rolling around
jean mains are yeeting everyone
and us kazuha mains are smoking naku weed
in short, yes, we're dangerous
/j pls don't come at me
@@zeiko_oo true i am 420
5:35 my man just ride on it like a wind glider
yes
Jakes burst: “ it’s gonna be this one! Oh wait it didn’t crit…” jakes skill: “ CRIT! “ about jean: “ I don’t know I just have a body pillow of her “
if that his burst and skill... then what is "I have C6 Qiqi" gonna be...
@@ren_MY probably light or heavy hit taken 😂
@@ren_MY WHEN HE DIES HE’LL BE LIKE “I have c6 qiqi”
@@-thecherryblossomduo-2532 BUT THEN HE'D BE IMPOSSIBLE TO DIE WITH C6 QIQI!!!
😂
0:00 intro
0:07 traveler (anemo)
0:25 amber
0:51 keaya
1:02 lisa
1:16 barbara
1:25 razor
1:44 Xiangling
1:54 beidou
2:07 Xingqiu
I gave up
Are you making more? cuz there is more
so the miniature is clickbait
😂😂😂😂
The eula burst in irl is the cryo claymore eula makes after she does her animation burst and the claymore first lifts then drops down on any enemies
Yep. Took me a long time to realise that the shockwave of her burst is caused by that sword droppind down
I don't even have her and i understand that sword drop reference the first time lmao. I need to get out more
It took me to realize it since I have her. But, I thought the real her burst was her sneezing. Since many simps her because her sneezing.
Achooo
i thought it was a reference to people seeing her sneeze so they go bankrupt
@@anders8461 I actually dont get why they didn't get it, its big ass sword falling from sky how you miss it XD.
Genshin has effected my life so much that when I went outside today and saw one of those mini tornadoes I was like " Oh look anemo lumines ult " 💀
literally when you play too much genshin
Me when i see a tree and suddenly want to use my claymore to farm it
Nah bro I have become so bad that when I go out sometimes I try to check battery percentage ABOVE ME then I realise oh it's not game
Yeah when im standing somewhere high and look down I just wanna use the wind glider and fly 💀 thank god I remember at the last moment that I'm a human
I would have thought lumine was real if i saw a mini tornado 💀 one year late but. who cares
jake somehow makes the videos seem ten times funnier my face actually hurts from laughing so much
:)
ive been smiling nonstop
FR I DONT USUALLY LAUGH THIS MUCH BUT DAMN
7:06 - Xinyan
"This is the most accurate IRL burst."
- Jake (2022) seconds after seeing Childe's bonus burst of a literal whale emerging from the ocean and slamming back into the depths. 🤣 lmaoo
Tuonto burst line be like, "You know what? Might as well just roll for c6"
6:57 Jake is trying he's best not to laugh but we all know this is top tear comedy
Now we need your renditions of Shenhe's and Yun Jin's bursts (and apparently skills, abilities, etc.)
he didn't make these
@@calypselle2254 i think they meant his reaction
@@sunstarburstz the definition of a rendition is a visual representation or reproduction.
Shenhe would just be a model with a guy in a morph suit manipulating her hair for a photoshoot.
i literally cant stop laughing at yoimiya’s burst🤣 but rip to the person in that room sheesh
10:41
Same
SAME SJDFLASFKA
7:02 is a visual representation of jake pulling for 4 star characters **flashback to thoma and yunjin**
THIS COMMENT
HELLPP
At 8:45 as Hutao said in game that some of funeral doesn't have to be sort of sad music and everyone standing still , some of them want the funeral to be fun for the last time of dead person who will always be there in our heart
And as an albedo main I can confirm we see exploding flowers 24/7
HDHDHDJRYS TRUE
Yup.
WELCOME TO HELL B-
THE F%*^ING AUDACITY
as an Albedo user, and he lives in my pot, I can confirm he did explode my farm to do some *_"experiment"_*
6:20 ah that... it was a tragic accident that happened in Brumadinho in Brazil.
I was shocked when I saw this, really sad..
Kaeya's burst representation's the most simple yet accurate
8:26 As a Xiao main, this is absolutely accurate.
Endless drilling
If he ever had a burst his line would be "LET THE JEAN LEAD"
I can't believe youtube just recommended me this video 1 month late :( this is gold
I'm a brazilian and the real life burst at 6:08 was a ambiental crime that killed 281 in the Brumadinho City in 2019. Basically the mining company Vale made this dam for the mining tailings and filled beyond its capacity. I live in a nearby city and I felt so bad seeing these images again.
nossa era brumadinho ali? eu reconhecia as img de algum lugar mas nem parei pra pensar onde era, forças irmao!
I’m pretty sure he didn’t mean to hurt you or anything- I’m so sorry
@@slimshady3116 isso nao é piada porra. você não sabe pelo oq a gente passou.
@@zoaark jeez someone woke up and picked unnecessary swearing today
Oh god I thought it was a chunk error
If Jake was a genshin character, his falling line would be “I can’t die. I have c6 qiqi”
"The lighter you are, the speed at which you fall is less."- Laws of physics by Tuonto 2022
5:50 omg the way the other guy DRAGGED HIS FRIEND IN I CANT
Honestly if the characters were actually real then we would probably be dead. But if some of the burst are like the ones in the video I think we would be fine.
Idk about klee bro
yeah tornados and huricanes just happening multiple times a day sounds great
@@th0tt501 if klee is that strong now imagine her mother lol
diona
fr, its hard for me to get a clear picture of what kind of destruction are the characters able to do since it is heavily toned down in-game
if i were to guess, the average vision holder probably can bust a man sized hole thru a brick wall pretty easily
7:29 I love how he just says "...is that a phrawg??"
Yeahh cuz Xinyan is scared of them
I DIED WHEN HE SAID "Maybe he's not taking too much damage" HAHAHAHAHAH
Lmaooo samee
okay but, the racoons circling in the water on Beidou's burst was adorable-
(1:54 - 2:07)
All things will fall at the same acceleration regardless of their mass, it was proven on the Apollo mission aswell. However each objects inside an atmosphere, they can encounter different magnitude of air resistance, cats falling from a high place can give them time to spread their legs and position themselves like parachutes to maximize air resistance thus slowing the delta as they fall.
Man
@sir, this is a Benny's go look up test fall a feather and a bowling ball in a vacum chamber, despite the weight difference surprise³ they both landed at the same time
as an ap physics student i can actually understand this
yep i was looking for someone to say this
yeah everything falls at the same acceleration but bigger things get more momentum as they fall, so small things never really build up enough momentum to reach that critical fall speed. which is why if an ant ever fell off a tall building it wouldnt die because it cant fall fast enough
OMG THE SONG AT THE END WAS THE SONG FROM WII SPORT OR WHATEVER AND IT WAS THE TANK MINI GAME❤️❤️❤️❤️
That Yoimiya burst is actually a new fear unlocked 😰
11:39 i remember when this video was in a Finnish ad💀
The "Welcome to hell, BITCH!" line was the voice actor of Albedo. He's a streamer and a bunch of the VA's got together and played Among Us.
"the problem with your theory is that IT'S FUKKING WRONG!!!"
“oh christie.. you’re so full of shi-‘
"The Fukking AUDACITY"
"Y'all can suck it!!! " >:(
Can you please give the link to the video?
Venti's E made the guy who was holding the umbrella fly up to the sky....[5:35]😂
Kazuha's was really accurate lmao
8:14
Bb girl just wanted to deliver a package XD
6:08 was the Brumadinho city(Brazil) incident. A barrage colapse and the mud invaded a whole city :(
cara, pior que por um momento eu pensei "ué, eu conheço esse vídeo...". daí depois eu percebi e nem consegui rir mais dos outros vídeos relacionados a tragédias...
8:35 THE DAMAGE LMAOOO
5:58
levi's asian friend: what is that?
klee in background: *bakudan*
the timing couldn't have been any better
Uhhhhh-
12:20 I may be wrong, but I think all objects regardless of their mass are pulled towards the earth at the exact same velocity, unless external force is applied
The acceleration is different depending on an object's mass. I think what Jake is referring to here is the terminal velocity (the top velocity of an object) which also depends on mass. So if you're lighter you literally fall slower at top velocity.
@@Auoric The acceleration of all objects is the same in a vacuum. The thing that causes a difference in acceleration is air resistance, not mass.
god yall just do your science homework
Well yeah according to scientific studies your conclusion is correct
the "welcome to hell bitch" from Khoi Dao (Albedo's VA) is so iconic
6:53
Childe: hey girly it’s your boy childe TARTARTAGLIA
1:16 It might not be the most accurate one but I died watching this, a literal masterpiece.
The "baabala~" got me
@@shelf4287 yeah it came out of nowhere 🤣
10:50 im genuinely concerned
Jake as a genshin character: *I HAVE C6 QIQI*
Omg I almost started to cry my brother said “what is that” and then right after that you were like “that’s a firework”
just wow, can we just acknowledge the fact that we all survived through that?
10:29 Must be the most opposite effect in the video. While sayu burst heals, that doll just kills everyone.
Movie: Kami Sama no Iu Tori(As the Gods will)
7:46 honestly this is how khoi dao would probably act sometimes in real life
*"hey girlie, it's ur boy childe here"*
-Tortellini 2022
Tuonto: literally all anemo burst are tornado
Xiao: Disappear
As a Yanfei main…I can confirm all she does is mark papers and cause chaos by burning everything 🥰
12:12 really gets me, we be talking genshin irl already lmao
6:08 Failure in the dam in the city of Brumadinho in the state of Minas Gerais, Brazil, unfortunately I know the result of that premeditated irresponsibility, 270 deaths and 11 missing, the families had to fight in court because the mining company did not want to be held responsible for the rupture, even though it was proved that she paid for the reports, which justified the maintenance of the dam without maintenance.
*dog falls*
Jake: maybe that dog didn't take that much damage-
*realization hits*
Thanks!
The itto one killed me lmao 12:29
That cow is the pet of a milk company in my country. I'm pretty sure people in here actually made another meme out of the dancing cow where they fight a doctor in a battle dance
the cats jumping round for keqing burst 5:21 too good lmao
The part at 6:20 it was a disaster that happened in Brazil, if I'm not wrong in 2019
9:34
“This might be the most confusing one.”
They dropped a greatsword also known as a claymore on it. Is that not right?
4:05 that "Oh my Ghawdd" is sending meee
9:20 fyi eulas burst has a sword that increases in size the more grim heart stacks you do. And when you swap to another character, CD ends or you reach 10 stacks. It drops on the enemy doing physical dmg. You gotta know this even if you only play with Jean 💀
10:23 this dude has to be a legit shinobi o something because how I’m the world is he rolling like that up a downward slope
5:26
The People: *Probably Flying Around While Venti Watching From Celestia-*
DISCLAIMER: This Comment Is Only Made For Fun. Please Do Not Put Toxic Comments.
8:06
Khoi "Welcome to hell bitch" is so close to become my text notification along with Venti XD
ALBEDO DONT SAY THAT
2:58 In Australia magpies chase you and it’s terrifying
the "WELCOME TO HELL BI-" was albedo's voice actor, mr khoi dao himSELF
6:20 that's the dam rupture in Brumadinho, Brazil, if im not mistaken
3:33 as a noelle main , I can confirm that this is true
How are you an noelle main if ur venti-
I'm broke like venti~
@@aloeoe Me too we are broke ventis
1:55 How cute
the dog didn't take any damage because it I-framed it during its burst
11:07 Thats how Electro and Dendro reaction looks like
10:18 I'm dead 💀
some late explainations for some clips (2):
throwing sword: a video of a guy who wanted to test if throwing a sword is viable (not really)
flowers exploding: if a flower is cooled down properly (like in liquid nitrogen) it can be easily sattered with a hammer or whatever they used here
addition: the lightning circle is probably sth like a magnetic field made in a way that it indices electricity in that area (could be wrong too, aint an electric expert
to fall damage: you dont fall slower at a different weight, just have less force pulling you down and colliding with the ground, aka less deadly (imagine hitting a truck with 10kg vs one with 10000kg at the same speed, basically the same)
11:23 Damn, I fall in love with the first happy jump.
“Every anemo burst is just a tornado”
Sayu’s burst, which is literally a jumping doll: Am i a joke to you?
(Her E is the real tornado)
1:20 barbara has a new jumpscare
TUONTO HOW DID U MISSED KHOI'S "WELCOME TO HEEL BI-" AT 8:05 😭😭😭😭😭
NOOOO ALBEDO DONT SAY THAT WHAT IF KLEE IS WATCHING YOU SAY THAT
nah unrelated but the song at the end unlocked a memory i didn't even know i had, thanks tuonto for helping me rediscover wii play
9:27 i am eula main, her burst is literally like that
At 5:36 this guys just hang on this poll and flouts up I can’t explain it that well but it’s funny
12:08
Square Cube Law: Area scales with the SQUARE of length, Volume scales with the CUBE of length. If you think about this in terms of biology, your strength comes from your AREA and is needed to support your weight from your VOLUME. Think of it like an elephant needing big legs to support its weight, and the reason the biggest animal (blue whale) lives in water rather than land (water is easier to float in bc it already partially supports weight)
This also means that smaller things like the dog need less strength to carry themselves and feel less impact from falls like that (this is also why yeeting a spider off a table usually won't kill it from fall damage so to speak)
Not much difference with different sizes of people, unless you think about obscenely tall people (think 8 ft and above) needing leg braces and such.
So it's less about the speed at which you fall, and more about your body mass hitting the ground. Basically even if every object falls at the same rate (for those curious, 9.8 m/s), a larger object's mass is going to "hurt" more than a smaller one. A person would be seriously injured by that fall, the dog is smaller and so gets away a little easier
10:35 it's a thing from the movie "As the God's Will" and the name of it slips my mind
2:51 AAHAHAHAHAHAHA too good men i can't stop watching this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
dog fell
jake: maybe he's not taking too much damage
mr.tuonto, this is an indication to touch some gras
I lost it at 7:21 🤣
The music at the end brings back memories but idk where they came from.
Help
Yes !! Is it the music of Wii Play Motion ? The mini game with the little ball on a moovable platform ?
1:06, it's not CGI, if I'm not mistaken. It's a Tesla Coil. I've heard that our phones can charge without a charger when near a tesla coil, but it was too dangerous
He forgot tesla coil exists
6:18 this was a disaster that happened in brazil in minas gerais, a barrier with ore tailings broke due to having tailings beyond capacity and this caused thousands of deaths and immense damages such as the contamination of a very important river in that place, not to mention that many people are probably missing to this day
3:07 tf they gonna do? Grab the bird
@jinnie good idea
@jinnie chicken sandwich
@jinnie slay.
@jinnie SLAY UR ENEMIES AND BECOME THE RULER OF ETERNITY
The fact that the original video only got like 160k views baffles me
11:30 now im simp
0:01 - intro
0:09 - traveler (anemo)
0:25 - amber
0:51 - kaeya
1:03 - lisa
1:16 - barbara
1:25 - razor
1:43 - xiangling
1:55 - beidou
2:10 - xingqiu
2:26 - ningguang
2:51 fischl
3:17 - bennett
3:28 - noelle
3:41 - chongyun
3:52 - sucrose
4:08 - jean
4:22 - diluc
4:31 - qiqi
4:39 - mona
5:05 - keqing
5:27 - venti
5:42 - klee
6:01 - traveler (geo)
6:28 - diona
6:40 - tartaglia (childe)
"bonus burst" 6:53 - childe fight
7:07 - xinyan
7:30 - zhongli
7:47 - albedo
8:10 - ganyu
8:24 - xiao
8:32 - hu tao
8:55 - rosaria
9:09 - yanfei
9:18 - eula
9:43 - kazuha
9:57 - ayaka
10:16 - sayu
10:33 - yoimiya
10:53 - traveler (electro)
11:01 - kujou sara
11:22 - raiden shogun
11:33 - kokomi
11:48 - thoma
11:59 - gorou
12:29 - itto
12:48 - outro
(please ping this it's 1:30am 😭)
Childes bonus burst is like his boss attack with the whale
Some of them are really cool!