Delusional Weeb Imitates Anime, Hates Consequences
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“It was a lighthearted game”
Several sentences later
“So anyway we found a warehouse full of dead bodies”
It's ok. The corpses all had funny novelty glasses and clown noses.
"Did anyone notice this massive tone shift here?" - Nail
@@WobblesandBean And they had jester outfits with bells.
@@_Daemon_Sultan_ then they all got up and did a show!
Well, if they're dead then maybe their hearts are lighter
A DM does NOT introduce wild magic chicken nugget and then act surprised when the party goes to buy a ton of soap to dump it into a cauldron of acid in a randomly spawned dungeon.
Oh yes they do. DMs only allow wild magic of any kind because they need something ridiculous and outlandish to happen.
That's honestly a god tier play though
I'd reward the hell out of that as DM
I need more of this in my life
This sounds like a procedurally generated comment.
I know exactly what to leave as my last words on my will
Basing your understanding of acceptable norms in Japan on anime is like using the Fast & Furious movies as a guide to USA life.
So... somewhat accurate, but the body count and BMI should be higher?
@@stevenschnepp576 Not at all.
@Toxic Twat I'm almost positive the madness and behavior in those movies is at least like, 30% inaccurate.
@Toxic Twat That's still not Fast and/or Furious levels of "who are these people?" stuff. I WISH Florida's arrest records had that level of production value. Instead it's just random madness like someone strapping a recliner to the roof of their car for their grandma or robbing a store at alligator-point.
@Toxic Twat But a point in your favor: There's actually nothing special about Florida. We see all these headlines because of a Florida law requiring the public publishing of every crime's details. If that same law were in other states.... Well just something to think about.
I can't stop laughing at the mental image of the cookie guy surrendering his character sheet looking down at the table while the players unaware and having a good time take it and realize that it has been blank the entire time
Ultra chad move.
Honestly, if the dude don't succeed 100% of the dice rolls, and play his character well, I wouldn't even be mad. It's an ultra chad move to play the game and even fail at it with full honesty. If the player isn't an hindrance, and roleplay well, well...
I mean, if I wanted to, I could probably play 5E with a blank sheet, since it's pretty easy to know what the math will be at a given tier of play for a given character just knowing if they're proficient or not (which just knowing class covers the bulk of) with only a few bonus factors to remember like fighting style and 3 attunement slots worth of magic items. Play over discord and often can point out when someone mistypes their modifier(s) in the bot command dice roll.
@@Shalakor this guy GETS it. Its like playing music. Some need to read the music sheets and know theory. Others just flow with it in the moment and use relational distance or other methods. If it's good music in the end does it matter how you got there?
"Do you know the cookie guy..?"
On the last story, gotta give props for how clean that operation ended up being.
This was a simple but top tier joke.
pun intended?
*RIMSHOT*
I love this pun. And the story.
ba-dum-tss
Tortle Artificer from the story at 11:57 here! Thank you so much for reading mine, I thought you might get a kick out of it regardless! I also wanted to clarify to folks in the notes: GM is NOT mad about what happened, hence my emphasis on the fact that he was laughing along pretty much the entire time, and the whole group's been reading the comments all day. (we're loving the soap puns, and I'm absolutely vouching we call ourselves the Clean-Up Crew after this)
To those who call it 'bad GMing' for letting that happen, or for giving us 2 levels for blowing up a prison with a major boss in it: in a standard game, it MIGHT be. But at our table, there's a lot of Rule of Funny moments, and as stated in the story itself, it's a light-hearted campaign. It isn't even the first time we've derailed it, and he HAS asked for time off to rewrite things before, which has never been a problem because there's strong communication within the group and we've been very understanding. We haven't had a session since (he's still reorganizing plot points and keeping us abreast of the situation) but I have a very strong feeling we're going to reap the consequences of our actions; you don't blow things up with soap and get away scot-free.
Hey, just wondering, how it went afterwards?
@@VasiliyOgniov All of city hall and its officials had been destroyed (turns out they were above a choke point in the prison), and an elderly bureaucrat we keep running into took over the city during the power vacuum. We're not worried about it right now, but everyone's certain that it'll be a problem later. After (literally) cleaning up our mess, we went to move on with the story and ended up on a hiatus for the rest of the year (2 months) so that the GM could clean up the mess we made, and now we're back on track!
So what you're saying is, you won't be making a clean getaway?
@@jonathanstrock3562 Damn you and your pun
It was such a stupidly clever move that I probably would've been happy to reward too it if I was the GM (but taking time to figure out the plot afterwards is obviously necessary) it'll definitely make for a great campaign moment you'll never forget
I will say I tend to enjoy creative solutions more than direct combat a lot of the time (as a player because I've yet to properly run a session) so I'm probably going to be the person that rewards the stupid-cleverness but I'm also strict enough that there are feasible consequences for actions so no one will get away with openly trying to intimidate a store full of people into giving the players all their money without someone calling the local guard (yes that's an example from one of the games I've played in, we were level 5 characters in a town full of retired adventurers and the aarakocra ranger and my bard's half sister a high elf rogue tried to intimidate the townspeople while we were supposed to be getting a gift for the questgiver wizard after we accidentally burnt her ancient monstera in a dungeon, my bard watched the scene start to unfold and then dipped into a store to avoid being implicated, the two of them got thrown in a prison cell and the warlock tried to break them out by pretending to be a guard who left their uniform inside but declined when asked if they wanted to change into the uniform when they were let in so they were inevitably caught by another guard and thrown in the cell too, My bard then got various messages that were all some variations "Northanaaaa come get us", needless to say she got the gift and then the wizard NPC got the prisoners out after turning them into frogs until they were back in the dungeon)
I play the fighter in the last story... That was the edited down version of what happened, and not even the first time we've accidentally forced the GM to rework the campaign because of our shenanigans.
I would like to say that we are collectively a bunch of goofs (those of us who remain in this campaign as we approach 2 years running in September) and have many memes and stories about the shenanigans that have gone down thus far. I anticipate more to come.
The River.....
Now I'm curious as to what other shenanigans you and your party have pulled. Because this... this was GLORIOUS.
@@thronezwei4412 Every one of the other three current characters have gained a Roger Rabbit (if it's funny it goes) Level by defeating my Goliath Fighter in "single combat."
The Kobold Rogue managed to beat him in a STR-for-STR "By Popular Demand" match where they were having a gladiatorial style fight as they are both performers from a fighting ring in their background.
The Human Cleric beat him in another STR-for-STR but this one was an arm wrestling contest directly after he lost to his Kobo-bestie. She was attempting to lift his spirits. It did not work.
The Tortle Artificer outlasted him in an eating contest not once but twice! The two of them fully intend on attempting it a third time before they leave Tantamont and I have GM approval to use a potion that will boost my CON saves for 1hr.
Please share more stories from your games, the soap explosion story was golden
@@devingunnels3251 A very early fight in this campaign involved the party clearing rats out of the cellar of a bakery. This seemed like fairly easy stuff until we realized there were several dozen of them, a few really big ones, a Rat King and a Rat Prince present. We defeated the rats, our Tabaxi bard going so far as to eat the Rat King whole and the Kobold Rogue pulling an Ozzie Osbourne and biting off the head of the Rat Prince as an intimidation tactic.
A few in-game weeks later (after we killed Cleric's dad and were trying to kind of lie low) we receive a summons because our Kobold is being charged with Regicide. We shrink down to attend this rat court a la Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap and proceed to learn there were witnesses in the rafters of the cellar who apparently saw us kill the King and Prince.
Through a hare-brained sequence of events our Cleric managed to effectively gaslight the Rat Queen into modifying her testimony as she kept pointing out that it was riddled with inconsistencies.
We convinced the GM that this society had Double Jeopardy and despite Rogue actually being responsible for the death of the Rat Prince we got the lawsuit thrown out and paved the way for a Badger to instead take over the now unsettled Rat Kingdom.
Out of everything "anime" you could choose to be in a game of loose rules and make-believe, 1st dude chose the "perverted loser MC"...
I've known far too many people in real life who thought such characters were admirable for some reason.
@@Macrochenia something tells me this admiration was not *despite* the characters being degenerate perverted losers
@@Macrochenia it's because Issei (the character the player based his own character on) actually has charisma, due to a magic mcguffin. Most people forget that, and expect their own degenerate behavior to go rewarded.
@@anakomaru This sort of attitude dates back to before High School DXD was a thing. Some people just don't get that being a pervy creeper is not an admirable thing.
@@Macrochenia Ah... that's much worse.
First story: I can only assume that this man has only seen one anime in his entire life. Out of all the cool things from anime someone could play, he chooses to be the perverted loser? What even.
Second story: Loving your sarcasm, Crab. Also, is Phil six years old? Because I wouldn’t expect anyone older than six to react to an argument by throwing their cookie at someone.
Third story: Those players are amazing and hilarious. I admire them, and as a DM, I would be thrilled to have them at my table.
He doesn't even do a good job at playing the perverted loser. The archetype needs charisma, skill, and comeuppance to play well, to say nothing of the fact that playing it with other people instead of writing it for characters in a story requires the _consent of the other players_ to avoid being creepy.
@@stevenschnepp576 If hed tried to run and hide when the captain of the guard came looking it could've been funny. In a similar situation I might've stole some bathers clothes for a disguise, tried for some Bugs bunny style hijinks
In my experience, ALL greasy-palmed weebs are the pervy loser. Oh, they TRY to be the ridiculously overpowered MC type, but they always end up the perv loser in execution.
All anime protagonist are losers villians always should win
I haven't made it to that story in the video but in all fairness... I have used a chicken wing as a shuriken before.
Ok third story: as a chemist, neutralizing acid can be legit messy. Depending how strong your acid is, it can take a lot of base to neutralize and it will fizz up and overflow your container if you use too much at once. The idea of dumping 10 lbs of base into a vat of acid at once is legit hilarious. Even without the magic concoction aspect you would get a giant fizzy, overflowing, mess with considerable air time.
The strongest DnD players tend to be the ones who know Chemistry, physics and last but not least spellcasters who can bullshit their way through prestidigitation.
In addition, the lye in soap is already neutralized with fatty acids, so soap has close to neutral pH, and wouldn't be that useful for neutralizing a strong acid. If soap was strongly basic, like lye, it would cause severe chemical burns, in which it would basically be your skin and fat tissues that would neutralize the lye and be converted into something resembling soap.
Also, doesn't it create a ton of Co2? Which, in an enclosed underground dungeon seems like either a great move to kill everything below through suffocation, or get your party killed, lol.
@@spiritbx1337 Not necessarily, what gases are created (if any) depends on the specific acid and base used.
Fun fact our DM took this information and created fizzy consequences for us to clean up in the aftermath of the Soapcident. We had to go to an Alchemist and create what he called Pure Essence of Basic which we then had to dribble onto the magic acidic soap foam that had sprung up in several places around the city.
Now that last story is a truly epic tale of a clean get away. Killing the big bad along with their evil plans with a meir 10 pounds of soap. I hope their group took up the title of "The Clean Up Squad" after that.
I would like it known this title is now the name of our ping role in the Discord server where we play that game.
Well, in D&D you can be anyone and anything. But like in real life, some thing are just objectively suck.
And those actions will always have consequences… no matter what happens
One of those things you can be is "in jail."
@@flaminyawn That was wittier than my idea of a response!
I'd say, it's the best to just talk with the rest of the party if you plan to play a character like this. All they can do is say no or yes. And I find you can use the "Pervy" trope in a pretty fun way as well. It can both be played out as a funny quirk if it's not basically the characters whole personality and it can be used in combat. It all comes down to how it's handled.
I wouldn't call the last story a horror story, lol. I appreciate that the DM found it as funny as the party did. That's how you know you've found a good group!
If you see it was posted in r/DnD, not horror stories.
The difference between Issei and this guy is actually likable. The thing that makes pervy anime characters work is that we can laugh at them being punished, doing what they do in DnD would work in DnD if the DM was with it but if no one consents the DON’T DO IT.
This.Thank you. Issei was annoying but it was explained why he was the way he was.
uh, isei doesn´t REEEEALY get punished. Tomoki Sakurai however gets crushed so hard for being a perv, sometimes you´re suprised how he´s even alife anymore. Like he got himself a house full with panties in one episode and his totally forced on him love intrest made it so whenever he sees panties they explode. In the end he barely had his house standing anymore and had to live somewhere else till they rebuilt it. But in the next episode he already makes up another insane plan like how to sneak into a bath undetected (go undercover as a girl) or make panties fly like they are birds (that is of course if the sadist girl from next door (that just so happened to be a mob bosses daughter) doesn´t already put him into a takeshis castle like gameshow of suffering)
@@PancakemonsterFO4 to be fair Issei’s harem all like him
@@lordgeneralmilitantdeezy7550 haven't watched a single harem anime where they don't, even in Konosuba. Also technically Tomoki has a roboangel harem and his canon love intrest loves him but wants to fix him, by force if she has to
@@PancakemonsterFO4 In Highschool DxD's case, Issei's harem is a bit of a contention because they want him to be all over him vs Tomoki who often gets beat up by Sahara who can't even admit she likes him. Like yeah she wants Tomoki as well but she's sooner beat the snot out of him than readily admit it.
Where as Rias and Akeno are practically tiddy bombing Issei in later episodes.
I think the thing is that Issei has far more outwardly good traits about him vs Tomoki who is a lil bit more mischievous and therefore gets punished where as Issei kind of doesn't do anything really to warrant getting punished for his perversion.
caught this 8 seconds after it got posted. i am the algorithm
*9 seconds
ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM!
I AM THE SENATE
50 minutes, please don’t make fun of me.
Are you a robot?
I’ve always said that if you want to base your character off another character, it’s no problem! Everyone takes inspiration from somewhere.
But… this story shows where that can (sometimes) go HORRIBLY wrong.
Hey wait a minute it’s almost as if I have seen you somewhere hmmmmmm.
My friends called my character "Moy Rustang" usually calm headed but would unleash fury if my friends were in danger or harmed. Good times
Agreed 🗿
I mean, let's be real, we all started DnD by ripping off our favorite character and molding it to fit the ttrpg environment 🤣
@@sgtstr3am785 That reminds me, I've had a friend play the ruin exploring aarakocra "Clara Loft".
my current character, Storm Sorcerer Old Sheev, is merely a humble retired civil servant, spending his retirement time actually going out and doing exciting things after a life of boring and certainly non-corrupt politics, just helping out his party by shooting lightening bolts or thrumming red magic missiles from his fingertips. He's definitely not secretly seeking power... UNLIMITED POWER.
Hello! So I'm the Cleric from the soap story! I'm glad y'all in the comments seem to be having as much fun hearing about it as we did giving our GM a migraine that day.
Dude that was nuts. So how the dm take the news
@@nickkakakis472 We made it clear pretty early on that this was NOT going to be a very serious campaign. This is par for the course honestly. This was the most extreme consequence so far, but we tend to get pretty off the rails.
@@DasStanzy do you have other stories similar to this one
@@nickkakakis472 The River is a running joke more for meta reason than in-character reasons. Basically it stemmed from the same "bringing real-world logic into the game" that some of us are prone to doing. There was HALF AN HOUR spent trying to actually figure out the physics of getting a wagon of the size that we had across a river, and we asked how deep it was.
That was unexpected enough that the DM just mentally short circuted and said "Eva (cleric) won't drown."
So "undrowned cleric" is now a unit of measurement we use jokingly.
As a DM of a extremely chaotic party, I understand why your DM happens to be having a migraine, but it's all in good fun as some of the best moments in my games happen to be those chaotic moments of randomness from the party so I'm happy another party does that also, l hope you continue to have more crazy tales to tell the people of reddit and youtube.
I once had an argument with a guy who said an anime is only good if it has a pervert character
Report him to the feds, he probably has some illegal pron
I guess your life already got one
An ARGUMENT?
I woulda had a fistfight wit that mf 😤
@@wezreplex0 dang 👀 calm down, Halo Reach
Ain't that a bit of a stretch?
@@ShitpostingJoJo Liking characters that commit sexual assault is similar to supporting sexual assault, therefore those who think that stuff is neat should be treated as subhuman scum
3:10 "or they'll rage quit when I don't give them what they want."
Saves you the trouble of kicking them yourself.
A GM who laughs when you beat his puzzle through means he didn't anticipate is a GM I'm more than happy to play with.
You know, Hifumi is perfect for an example of a neckbeard. He's only into 2D waifus
He also draws Doujins for a living
@@PancakemonsterFO4 yep
I agree, I mean he is the ultimate fanfic creator
Why of course for he is the ALPHA AND OMEGA!!! Princess Piggles is the only girl for him XD
@@floatingcrispbag7842 That's very true.
Imagine, everyone is scared of dropping the soap.
But the group in the last Story dropped the Soap and someone else got screwed in the process XD
That story about Wild Magicken Nuggets isn't a horror story- That was a GLORY STORY
Magicken Nuggets. I love that.
I actually had a player a bit like this. The difference was that his character's pervy tendencies were played purely for laughs(to the point other characters would play along because they appreciated him trying to ease their minds during really rough times) and even more hilariously he actually incorporated it into his fighting abilities, which caught enemies off guard more than a fair few times.
That's actually pretty cool
Holy crap 😳 how did this get so many likes???
Thx BTW 😊
It's the kind of things that should only be done when everyone's on board and if so, it's gold!
The RIGHT way to play the perv archetype 🗿👌
Can you tell me what ways it helped in his fighting? I need to know for research purposes
@@wolfherojohnson2766 I'm guessing a bard with spells that can let them distract enemies by pantsing them. No word of a lie, there is a spell in Pathfinder that does just that.
I love the last story so much. That was great laugh. It sounds like it would have been a really fun game to be a part of.
1:15 hey, that's my post
What would we do without our _"Daily Dose of D&D Cringe"_ ? :)
To be fair, if you fill a dungeon with gas, you can't expect the party not trying to light it up.
Yeah that's kind of what I thought too
6:10 Creep disconnects after perving on women at a bathhouse and throwing a whiffed punch at the captain of the guard.
Yeah, good riddance honestly
Hey I know the group from that last story! They're my friends and that's the general vibe of the campaign (I used to be in it myself but irl stuff got in the way). There was one time where we got the DM to BSOD about the depth of a river after arguing about it amongst ourselves for near an hour. Good times.
Can confirm! The answer ended up being "the cleric won't drown" (Cleric is short and wears a lot of ruffly dresses)
"Undrowned Cleric" is now a unit of measurement in the campaign
Fighter here- my solution had been, "How strong are these other PCs? Can we lift this wagon of valuable supplies that'll be ruined if they get wet to carry it across?"
Heavy math ensued, the GM now playfully disconnects from VC every time we bring it up before returning to roaring laughter.
I admin the server for this game and another one; both games are equally crazy and wonderful and I love them for it 💕 I’m sure that given the chance a lotta the shenanigans we pull there could end up here lmao
@@Big_Man_Enjoyer Tricking the giant bard into drinking QUIL
Hats off to the final DM for not only being honest with their party, but also embracing the completely bonkers humor of the whole situation.
That last story was so great, I don't even remember the nasty stories before it.
I love how the last story went it's beautiful how much humor the DM had
Class idea:
Brawler
A sort of hybrid between monk and barbarian.
They share traits with a monk with the hand to hand combat (however, a brawler would never, EVER consider themselves a monk), but they're dirty, unrefined, and brutish. They share traits with a barbarian, being able to carry massive weapons, and can go absolutely psychotic and bloodthirsty like with a flick of a switch. However, all of their weapons are completely improvised, with tables, chairs, and if they're strong enough, trees or even pillars.
To put in short:
Yakuza Protagonist (especially Kiryu / Taiga)
There is the Tavern Brawler feat.
@@schwarzerritter5724 Wait, that exists?
@@garrysucks4190 A half feat that gives 1d4 unarmed strike, proficiency with improvised weapons and grappling as a bonus action.
@@schwarzerritter5724 Wow, didn't even realize it existed. Thanks for the information.
Dame dame
You know, the DM in that last story could have just said the store was out of soap. What happened is as much on him as it is the players.
I had a similar situation, I was doing a murder mystery set in an elite magic school.
After examining the body, one of the players turned to the principal and was like "hey, do you have a necromancy department?"
I hadn't considered this at all, and while I could have just said "no there's not" (like you could just say "we're out of soap" here), I find it more fun as a DM when players do come up with stuff because it helps give them ownership of what's going on. I'd rather they destroy something I planned in a way we'll all remember and laugh about than not let them try something creative.
When players destroy things like this, it's not actually a problem. Anything that players skip in a session is just content you can use under a reskin for a later session. Prep never goes to waste, it just gets recycled.
One me and my friends were playing a D&D game and the druid had a wild thought appear in his head: could I wildshape into a small animal, have someone throw me, then wildshape into a bear mid air? DM said yes. We weren't murder hobos, but when the druid asked me to throw him at a nearby city official I said yes without hesitation. After several passed rolls to throw the druid, the official was killed in one blow. She turned out to be the big bad of the campaign; not only that, but afterwards the group wasn't able to get together, so the timing worked out perfectly.
@@benhamster That's like the extreme version of the X-Men Fastball Special
He could've, but it would've robbed the group from such a memorable story. Some of the best moments I cherish are when my players come up with interesting ideas and either fail or succeed spectacularly
That's all part of the magic when a chaotic group finds an equally chaotic DM that can roll with the punches. I'll always treasure my time DM'ing for the Cake Squad because of just this sort of thing.
This is a certified anime classic
yep trying rip off issei but without his actuasl good traits like why only copy the character flaw
"No, the Tarrasque up there. Of course I mean you !"
I love when characters reference stuff or use expressions unique to their world, it's a tiny little detail that reinforces the world building and makes said world more believable.
I agree, that's great
The last story about the soap is just gloriously chaotic, and I don't think I have the ability to reach that kind of perfection
I was wheezing at the end, holy crap XD
The last story is exactly why I would love to play an artificer if I manage to find a group again!
Always quite nice with another collection of shorter stories.
Shame we didn't get more of that sweet cringe from the first story, but that has to be the fastest rage quit since that one monk.
As a guy with an average roll of like, 6 on a d20, I’m proud to say my crowning achievement was cheesing an encounter with toll bandits on a bridge.
I was playing as a half-giant who could use magic to make myself even larger. I ended up using bandit #1 as a club to hit bandit #2 into bandit #3, knocking all three off the Cliff. Almost no loot, but the easiest encounter we had the whole campaign.
So, upon seeing this transformation and before being used for sport in this manner, the bandits did not immediately choose to retreat?
@@alexeyvlasenko6622 They probably could/should have, but it would've been a lot less fun that way.
@@terrivel11 Yeah, I guess if the bad guys in D&D could gauge the situation accurately upon taking one look at the PCs, and say, "yeah, I'd prefer to continue living, I'm out of here", there would not be nearly as many combat encounters (and the ones that would still take place would be much more dangerous for the players, because the fact that the NPCs didn't retreat would mean that they reasonably expect to have a good chance of winning.)
@@alexeyvlasenko6622 We were also already in combat, and my characters usually end up on the lower end of the initiative order, so everyone else had probably already taken their turns by that point anyway. I didn't just walk up to them and decide to send them on an adventure, we'd already had the whole, "You'll get our gold over our cold, dead bodies." discussion with them. We might also have insulted their mothers.
A beautiful tale
I've watched high school dxd (and am looking forward to season 5) and while the fanservice can be a bit much at times, I still enjoyed it. It had some heartfelt moments in it intermixed with the fanservice and funny moments. But ya, it's not for everyone and it doesn't really fit in most D&D setting imo.
well you need to have isseis kind heart , protective nature, dedication, their so many good things about issei that people font copy they just think perverted is good which is stupid issei doesnt win anything through being perverted he wins it by self sacrifice
It also only works because the girls actually like issei it would be painful to watch if every girl was a total stranger who wanted nothing to do with him
You need to watch Fist of the Northstar if you don't want to watch any incel made anime.
I mean, it's nothing but fanservice. I think Kid Buu had the right idea for destroying Earth, if Highschool DxD is allowed to exist, we failed as a species.
@@demonic_myst4503 Is this a joke? Are we being trolled? There is no way a punk ass bitch like harem characters are someone you should model after. Try someone like Kenshiro or Jonathan Joestar. Those two can easily beat Issei easily.
That last story, oh, I'm freaking dying over here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh my Luna, that was hilarious.
The soap story sounds like something me and my group would pull.
Man...if I was the DM of the soap story I'd give points of inspiration for that.
That last post😂😂
He put his big bad in a warehouse of kerosene and didn’t anticipate that his players might blow it up with out being inside the warehouse🤣🤣🤣
I love dnd
He anticipated, is just that the detergent was "it stanks"
Props to the last DM for actually going with the flow rather than just say "oh, soap does nothing"
I am back from a convention and my throat hurts a lot. So imagine the pain and agony as I laugh my butt off at the conclusion of the last story. Worth it.
Cue a matt mercer level page ripping with the last story, I laughed my arse off with that story, and can just imagine the dm/gm's reaction
the GM of the soap campaign sounds like a cool dude
He is. We went into the campaign expecting a very light, silly tone, so this was pretty par for the course. Monty Python level shit. The stories get wild but overall we seem to have a good feeling for when there's a time and a place.
Honestly the whole time we were making sure he would allow us to do what we were doing and it was the GM's decision that the whole place blew up instead of the pit just being neutralized which was our intention so we could explore the rest of the dungeon safely. I asked him OOC if he was sure it exploded and he just yelled, "YEP! IT ALL EXPLODED!"
A *COOKIE* braking a wall is probably the most unrealistic shit I've ever heard from one of these stories, but hey that's reddit and, as we all know 100% of stories from Reddit are indeed *FACTS*
You do the creepy weeb voice too well, Crit Crab.
That's the first story I've heard where the players kill the BBEG with soap.
HIFUMI YAMADA IN THUMBNAIL HELLO???
IT'S THE ALPHA AND OMEGA!!!
That last story is why this hobby is so wonderful :P
Critcrab, I'd still play your quizzes even since you are out of sand-dollars. I just love your content so much!
Lol the soap thing is the best the dm is just in disbelief that they accidentally killed the boss and dungeon without him even getting them through it
There is no better weeb picture to use than Yamada from Danganronpa
You know it’s boutta be a good story when anime is involved
That soap is really good at scrubbing up dirt
Currently my response to the title/thumbnail is - Each anime follows its own rules, so this guy's already incorrect lul
I am over 30 years old. I have played around 14 years of D&D and other assorted RPGs. Never in all this time have I heard the worlds "wild magic chicken nugget".
Props to the GM though, they handled it like kings.
First one didn't go as bad as I expected, they tend to get worse than that normally.
Second one was pretty bad, besides the cheating in game it sounds like he whipped that cookie with WAY too much force. Like if that hit her in the face that would've hurt, imagine if it got her in the eye? Dick move.
Third story I loved, it just sounded like they were all having a really good time with some silly themes, and even though they killed the BBEG in a way GM wasn't expecting it sounds like they were ok with it.
The way my current campaign is going I can imagine my group will also murder my BBEG before they get a chance to do anything bad, it's so chaotic and I love it. It's nice to have a happy story in this channel every now and then
Worse?
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... tell me more about it, your majesty!
@@lexcentrique2554 Well one of the other stories in a previous video goes as far as tracking a girl down to her house with seeming attempts to physically assault her. I'm only glazing through the story again briefly to remind myself what happened here, but it seems this was the situation where someone was just trying to perv on NPCs and they end up kicking him out the game when it doesn't go his way. So...yeah they can get way worse =P
@@LemurFrenzy212 Eh, seen it already. You got worse for me?
@@lexcentrique2554 IDK man just look through his vids, there's creepy stalkers, pedophiles and more to be found in these stories. Browse at your leisure
all I need to hear is "cookie assault" and I know its gonna be a good story
I would have made one of the girls in the baths into a high level sorceress and immediately had him get blasted with an empowered+maximized Hellfire Ray
Not a horrid idea, but I wanted consequences to be semi reasonable
A Maurezhi, Hag or Dragon in disguise could be good too
I honestly was expecting the two women would just not look great (either through age or race). Just because you can get a sneak-peak into the womans bath, no one guarantees you that there are hot girls present
I don’t understand why, of ALL the anime tropes, someone would intentionally include a voyeurism scene. That’s one of the worst tropes and even in-universe, characters who do that shit are rightfully beat up, despised, etc- so it’s not like it even works out in anime! So unfathomably stupid…..(not CritCrab or anyone here, but rather players like the subject of the first part of the video)
Voyeurism is rude. If you wanna flirt with my character, just say it to her face!
That d10,000 table ended my friend's Descent Into Avernus campaign when the entire plane was turned to glass.
Ah yes, the pervert trope in anime. Yea, that’ll definitely work out well because I’m pretty sure everyone finds that trope awkward, especially when literally anyone walks in.
last story makes me wonder how GMs deal with that kind of situations. Are they supposed to have a plan B just in case this chaos goes down or do they have to ask their party for a hiatus so they can put the rest of the campaign back together? I'm sure it's different for every GM since everyone writes their stories in a different way, but is there really a GM ready for something like this out there?
Always have a plan B. Even if it's just "divine intervention" to reroute their dumb plans. You can always recycle material they skip in that way since they haven't seen it yet. You just add it in somehow later
Plan b,c,d....z12a3,z12a4...
I have to give props to the DM of the last story for being such a good sport about it!
He has to deal with so much of our nonsense.
THAT LAST STORY LMAOOO
If only we could all satisfy our appetite for magic, random chance and nugs all in one bite. hats off to that DM.
Hey! Don’t diss my boi Hifumi like that.
Everyone wants to be the harem protagonist until they remember that their shenanigans have consequences in and out of universe
Not really, there isn't any long term consequences and usually the harem (at least in Highschool DxD Issei's harem likes him).
I've had the role of Harem Protagonist thrust upon me; I walked on every eggshell in that campaign (mostly because of the GM who was toxic about monkey's paw wishes)
@@WhyYouMadBoi did I say long term?
@@TigerW0lf If it isn't long term it isn't a real consequence, its a minor hinderance if any.
@@WhyYouMadBoi and going to jail in dnd is a hindrance at best
I hate the fact that I KNOW what anime this is taken from, like, why TF do I know this?
The Soap Story for me is like two sides, one side: Cool that they used knowledge to try and break a mechanic to make their dungeon crawling easier.
On yhe other hand, if the DM is asking ya to like still explore. Throw them like the bone and do him a solid, pretty sure they had excitement for the dungeon with the core idea.
Mean I be a little upset as a player too if we like sequence breaked a bit (Also cause I enjoy doing as much as we can whole sale usually. And unlike the video games theirs no “Save and try again for the fun” mechanic.)
Rest assured we spent the first 3 hours of that session exploring the dungeon and finding clues, then the last hour was us trying to neutralize the acid pit and while we kept making sure the GM was going to allow us to go through with it, he did nothing to prevent our shenanigans.
We also operate on a milestone leveling system as well as a secondary Roger Rabbit Rule. My character (Fighter) gained a level in Barbarian several sessions back because he got very angry and later entered a joy-of-battle flavored Rage by getting to help kill the Cleric's dad (with her permission.)
I played the rogue in that story and I'm very much the same way when it comes to exploring and finding all the "content" in a dungeon. Besides the DM, I was probably the only other proponent for at least doing a bit more exploring before leaving it all to go buy soap (something along the lines of "Why leave when they might have soap in the storage room we haven't checked yet?"). Even so, I had to accept that I was outvoted on this one and accepted my role of using my deception expertise to convince the shopkeeper who witnessed what we just did that it was entirely coincidental and that we hadn't just blown up the city's underground prison system.
So like, how u gunna mail shell to me? (Def not gunna team up and overthrow you)
*sees Rias in the thumbnail* Hoo boy I can see where this one is going.*grabs popcorn*
If he wanted him to not go this road why even let him roll a stealth. The dm just wanted to make an example of him and purposely made it so he had no save against a door creaking, even in this fake scenario no one just to bursts open random doors when already declaring being stealthy. No Roll or save was offered. It’s clear the DM just wanted to make an example out of this player which is just Petty bullshit so the player I’m not shocked spited him. Player was a creep but the dm should have ended it instantly. DM Is no differnt from a bully who gets everyone else to laugh at one person.
Been off and on running games for a couple years. I do not allow anything sexual of any kind. I dont do flirting or anything. If someone wants to go to a brothel i say you go and find a suitable partner or 2 and fade to black. Thats it at most. I will not stand for anything that might be sexual harassment.
Ah yes, 2nd edition. Where the character sheets were made up, and cookies were thrown at the hostess.
Whose turn is it anyway?
Interesting presentation as always. My years of running tables tend to make me think a lot of these seem to be either fake or exaggerated on the Op's part. Although I don't have much online DnD experience.
I have a bit of online experience and I'll say these sound pretty true for online games. People tend to lose inhibitions when they're hiding behind a screen and really cut loose when they don't personally know the people they're playing with. You also see gross behavior from people who are really new to DND online because they seem to think it's going to be a RP where anything is possible and they can be the main character, completely forgetting it's a game for everyone.
Frankly discord organized DND with strangers is taking your game life in your own hands lol
@@strayiggytv Second this. While I do think some of these stories are exaggerated, ALL of my worst experiences with TTRPGs had been with online games, for the reasons you mentioned... and a couple others.
The mass majority are either fake . Or obviously one sided .
I've been gaming for 30 years and I can't say I've never seen Behavior like this before, but usually it's when everybody's in person. Being goofy and silly is easier when you know each other, I could see friends of mine doing something like this. But not as a new player when you don't know your audience. I've got a pretty broad sense of humor but when I'm around people I'm not familiar with I play it close to the vest until I get a feel for what wood and would not fly around them. As somebody else here noted, when someone's behind a screen they seem to lose all common sense and dignity. Not just in role-playing, I've seen it at my job. Covid has really done a number on people's social skills
The last story had to be a glory story.
Destroying a boss' evil dungeon summon inadvertently by the power of soap.
Honestly, for as many players like this first one exist out there, I think this story is fake. Maybe it's just Den of the Drake that's making me too skeptical, but I dunno, seems fake to me.
Yeah. I'm still not sure how the cleric could possibly get in between the barbarian and the goblin boss if they were already in melee, or have I ever heard of a barbarian spending three rounds to prep an attack that deals 4d8 or whatever they said.
I don't know what anime this guy is watching but the pervy characters I know of like Master Roshi from Dragon Ball and Miroku from inuyasha got smacked around a lot by the other characters.
Awww your cute little crab character looks like a funko pop and it sounds like mr.crabs when he scuttles.
Who knew that all you need is 10 lb of soap to clean up a crime organization? 😂I wonder if the soap was branded Kaboom? 🤣
That last story sounded like so much fun!
I love High-school DXD but this dude should not be imitating anything from that at the table 🙄
The loser in the first story tried to role play as Issei without understanding what made Issei a good harem protagonist in the first place.
Which is usually what happens when people try to copy a character, especially an anime character. They take the one aspect of it they like (e.g. "Issei has a harem of big-tiddy demons!") and think "job done!".
I guess you don't watch much anime if you think Issei is a good protagonist. He's the worst one. Even Yamcha can beat him badly.
okay okay... wtf??? a COOKIE left a bent in the wall?!? A COOKIE?! tf she make them out of cement?! how tf you eat cookies that are as hard as rocks???
All of us who have had this happen as a DM, know the DM in the last story wasn't taking care of his dog 🤣 he was petting them and trying to compose himself from the sheer shock and hilarity of what happened.
I've done it in an online game because sometimes you need a second to just absorb what your players did 🤣
I love when a tough, intriguing, intricate fight is fought well, especially in a jokey manner. Salute the soap!
Geez a 5 inch cookie is just to big, I'd say that's way above average. I think a 3 inch cookie is just right. It is perfectly filling and I heard it has good personality.
11:43 I'm confused. Was that meant to be sarcasm?
yes
This actually makes me wonder how long I could get away with playing a blank character sheet. I usually play using D&D Beyond so I mean take that with a grain of sand but I am pretty versed with what most of the modifiers are at first level. 😂
Guy from the first story here’s what really happened yes I did peak and yes the captain of the guard came out but I asked the dm if I could lie saying I accidentally walked into the wrong bath dm said roll for Deception I rolled a 18 dm rolled a 10 dm said as the guard “that makes sense since your new in this town but I’m still gonna attack you” dm then rolled for attack lucky he rolled low. My character was level 5 and the guard was 10 I wasn’t gonna beat him so I tried to dodge but the dm said “ the room is too small for to really dodge so all you rolls to avoid have disAdvantage I tried to flee not wanting to my character to get wrecked but my party blocked the only door taunting me saying I need to pay for what I did. Finally after seeing I had no other option I rolled to attack again because I’m leveled 5 I was beaten very quickly I was fine with this because I thought “well he’ll just beat my character up and then leave” no after knocking me to one hit point the guard slammed into the bath trying to drown my character. When my character could get his head above water he begged for the party to help asking if I deserve being drowned for something stupid the group in game and out of game just laughed not helping at all eventually my character dies and I just left the group not before the party still laughing their asses off threw my character body outside into the mud.
Oh look, the other side of the story that (assuming it actually happened that way) proves the DM in the first story was the REAL a-hole, how shocking... 😐 And even if it happened the way the DM said, DM is STILL the immature, self-righteous a-hole for vindictively punishing the player over "undesirable behavior*" instead of just putting his big-boy pants on and saying; "No, I don't allow that kinda stuff in my games."
*- "Undesirable behavior" that he EXPRESSLY SET THE STAGE FOR by allowing the character concept in the first place, and then "waiting in ambush" for the inevitable "undesirable behavior" instead of wearing his aforementioned big-boy pants and just vetoing the character concept instead. Y'know, like an actual mature, decent human being would do.
@@Kellendros69 oh yea five months after leaving the game I meant a few people from that game turns out that dm would punish you hard for Minor things like for example the rogue tries to steal songs from a shopkeeper not only does the dm said a it failed even though the party had the shopkeeper’s Attention but the guy was a level 20 warrior who chopped off the rouge’s hand even when he gave the item back.
"They'll never me whilst I'm protected by this gas! Wait....why is it getting really warm in here-shi-"💥
I love that final story so much
Last time i was this early the Craig saga hadn't cursed me
The fantastic imaginations of DND reddit users is so funny. They love to write stories about what they wish they had seen.