I like how every fanfic author has at least one note of like, "sorry for such a short chapter, I was camping and then there was a wildfire that burned 75% body but also there was a bear(that was on fire) and it tore off my leg. I have surgery in 15 minutes, wish me luck!"
not even kidding i once saw an ao3 author say "sorry i've been so slow with updates i got married yesterday and i'm writing this while on my honeymoon"
Fanfic authors: “Sorry this chapter took so long to be published, I got stuck in a blizzard and my entire family died of hypothermia 😅 All of my limbs are falling off because of frostbite, but I still have one hand to type with so I’ll try and release the next chapter quicker!!”
@@reginaharper3346 Srsly, I was reading a fanfic and every few chapters the author would apologize for updating late. Like their ribs fucking fractured. Their knee got messed up as well in the later chapters. The fanfic was last updated in 2016 or something so I was dissatisfied but a few months after I read the story they started updating because their health was ok-ish. Pls can we give ao3 and watt pad writers in the us health insurance??
@@boomerangswingsbothways IKR!! I was reading one and this girl broke her leg her dog died then her rabbit died she fractured her hip etc etc like 🧍🏾♀️✋🏾
oh you didn't know? fanfic authors have to sign a contract with satan in order to get their writing powers, but since satan is one miscivious man bad things are always happening to us to make sure we don't get our next chapter out before satan has time to send his demons to take our souls.
I have this weird thing that the majority of my best friends and I have no more than a couple of inches of height difference, guess that's bound to happen to people of Average Height tho
Sorry this chapter was so short, but I’m currently at war right now, deep in the trenches of the depths of hell. To my left, wounded, disfigured men are crying in agony for their wives and for their mothers, and to my right sits a pile of bodies higher than the anxiety I have every time a bullet wizzes over my head. The stench of the pile of rotting corpses that were once my walking, talking, breathing brothers in arms is now a constant reminder that death is right around the corner, slowly creeping in to pull each of us down into the pit of despair, one by one. I haven’t slept or eaten in three days now, and I have to stop myself from wondering if the flesh piled up just feet away from me might possibly be edible, but I do all I can to not think about it by returning fire at the enemy when I get a chance, and then taking my mind off this hell by writing the next chapter in my Nickisnotgreen fanfic. Hope you enjoyed my last chapter, let me know if you want me to write more! Chapter 2 coming soon, if I survive another night in this hell…
Thank you for your service. The rest of us would never know love or joy if it weren't for brave souls like you writing fanfic for us from the trenches in the deepest pits of Hell.
Ff writers are the backbone of our society. “Sorry i couldn’t upload yesterday my grandma tried to murder my dad so its been wild, its only 20k words instead of 30k yal :((“
My favorite fic writer literally JUST put out a chapter with this as the note: “Sorry for the late update. I was in a car accident and I hurt my spine. Good news is I’m not paralyzed! And I’ll be updating more frequently now that I have the hospital wifi password”
fic writers are insane, i know bc i am a fic writer & 6 years ago i updated a fic from my room at the psych ward, i'd suffered a pretty intense mental breakdown but obviously i couldn't ghost my ao3 subs ❤️❤️
14:43 suddenly have the urge to write “Not Good Enough” - a best friends to lovers fic where Nick writes love songs about Josh, and plays them for him, hoping he takes the hint, but Josh thinks they’re about selena gomez. Miscommunication and mixed signals stand in the way of their platonic relationship turning into a romantic one, as both of them think they’re “not good enough” for the other to love as more than friends. lmk what y’all think! my apartment building burned down and the town i lived in was wiped off the face of the earth by a monsoon, but i might actually follow through with this idea if i find a new place to live!!
wow i learned so muuuuuuch today: - nick is eleven from stranger things - josh has the worst flirting skills - dev is a guy (according to both the happy couple and the wikipedia) - nick's cat is an evil villain
I love fanfic where random RUclipsrs just show up out of nowhere left and right as if they all live in the same area. I remember in middle school I wrote a Dan and Phil fanfic that somehow both Jacksepticeye and Markiplier were in. ಥ⌣ಥ
Back when I was like. 14 I wrote a fic that had seananners, markiplier, jackseptic eye, cryaotic, mangaminx, her wife, chaoticchilled, and like 6 other RUclipsrs all in the same place lmao. Boy glad I grew out of that
Nick the author saying “she was writing in a hurricane” is the joke! Bc all fanfic writers be so dedicated they say shit like “just gave birth so might be away for a few days xoxox”
“Let me do it right this time” as Josh leaned in and… punched Nick square in the jaw, still upset about how Nick stole his chicken tenders freshman year.
"Sorry for the short chapter you guys, I just lost both of my hands in a woodworking accident and had to type the rest with my exposed bones, but I'll be back on track next week!"
it's really fun watching 2 people who clearly don't have any experience with fanfiction miss out on all of the cliches/inside jokes the people who wrote these put in and react as if they're unironic
I swear I can't stop choking on my own laughter 😂. I don't know what's worse; the weird acting, the top-notch edit or the super-cringe story. Edit: watching this while I ate was a terrible idea.
Oh my god I lost it when Nick said “We’ll find Oscar at the gay bar” Wait- you guys remember that one episode of the Office where they way go to that gay bar with Oscar?
Josh and Nick's confusion over the whole writing during a hurricane thing is so amusing to me knowing just how common place things like this are for fanfic writers
Hahahahaha the editing & natural chaos are perfectly blended! top notch work!⭐️(one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life.) thank you to everyone involved that made this happen LOL. if you could please do more of these? (laughed so hard that my dopamine wept.)
i am commenting to show the algorithm this video has engaged me this made me feel nostalgic for being 15 and being completely oblivious to adult life as i typed my little freak stories
I know this would be a really weird idea for a video, but I think you should do a deep dive into the lore and fandom of Palace pets because there is just so much and its all very weird. Thank you.
thanks for the flashing warning, even the slightest flashing can bother me. (not even seizure related, just generally having to "reset" if the flashiness is too much) Appreciate it
We all know by now fanfic writers are simply built different, I once read one where the author was like “my dad died eight days ago, but the grind never stops”. Of course a little hurricane couldn’t stop Ashlyn.
Recording your parts separately and editing them together to make it look like you're interacting with each other in the same shot when you're literally less than a foot away from each other is top tier comedy
one of my fanfiction author’s notes in eighth grade was saying sorry if my updates are late a tornado hit my house, and then the next note was saying sorry if updates are late my mom is dying
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Thank god Danny and Drew are doing well after their whole ordeal with the Paul brothers. Really glad to see them happy
fr though hope the kid is doing good to
HAHAHAHA THIS KILLED ME REWATCHING THE VID RN OMG
True
denny*
Fr 😭😭
I like how every fanfic author has at least one note of like, "sorry for such a short chapter, I was camping and then there was a wildfire that burned 75% body but also there was a bear(that was on fire) and it tore off my leg. I have surgery in 15 minutes, wish me luck!"
LMAOO
STOPP
The devil works hard but Wattpad authors work harder.
they'll casually be like "sorry for the late update! I got mauled by a bear and was sentenced to 3 months in prison"
not even kidding i once saw an ao3 author say "sorry i've been so slow with updates i got married yesterday and i'm writing this while on my honeymoon"
Fanfic authors: “Sorry this chapter took so long to be published, I got stuck in a blizzard and my entire family died of hypothermia 😅 All of my limbs are falling off because of frostbite, but I still have one hand to type with so I’ll try and release the next chapter quicker!!”
Ao3 writers be like:
@@reginaharper3346 Srsly,
I was reading a fanfic and every few chapters the author would apologize for updating late. Like their ribs fucking fractured. Their knee got messed up as well in the later chapters. The fanfic was last updated in 2016 or something so I was dissatisfied but a few months after I read the story they started updating because their health was ok-ish. Pls can we give ao3 and watt pad writers in the us health insurance??
@@boomerangswingsbothways IKR!! I was reading one and this girl broke her leg her dog died then her rabbit died she fractured her hip etc etc like 🧍🏾♀️✋🏾
@@reginaharper3346 holy shit that is so miserable and yet they just keep trudging onward. There is something hopeful in that.
@@boomerangswingsbothways i read one and they made a chapter saying that apparently they found a hole in their heart and had a stroke??
i was not expecting Jarvis to be the ex boyfriend 💀💀
Not very realistic tbh, Jarvis wouldn't cheat
@@robertapelin5755 cant blame him have you seen Jordan???
@@kaylee669 very true
Yeah, if you know the lore of their Minecraft series, Nick is obv Jarvis's dad!! Smh
I can't lie, I definitely expected Jarvis to be in at least one of those
oh you didn't know? fanfic authors have to sign a contract with satan in order to get their writing powers, but since satan is one miscivious man bad things are always happening to us to make sure we don't get our next chapter out before satan has time to send his demons to take our souls.
wtf is this i'm crying hahaahhaaha
As a fanfic writer i will confirm that i made a deal with the devil
That's why we're always posting during hurricanes, blizzards and/or terrible life tragedies. We're cursed.
I sold my soul to end up writing smut
Finally someone who understands
Nick pivoting to smut is my favorite plot twist of 2022.
you have to give your editor a raise after this one I think
that’s funny that you say that because i liked the edit so much i actually did give him a raise
@@nickisnotgreen a hero
@@nickisnotgreen based
@@nickisnotgreen W
@@nickisnotgreen wickisnotgreen
Weird side note: how are they the same height? Every other bestfriends have to deal with the awkwardness of height differences but not them.
So they Can kiss better
@@cecilsol2166 😭😭😭
I have this weird thing that the majority of my best friends and I have no more than a couple of inches of height difference, guess that's bound to happen to people of Average Height tho
@@cecilsol2166 LMFAOOO 💀💀
nick wears heels bc he likes the way his calves look
Sorry this chapter was so short, but I’m currently at war right now, deep in the trenches of the depths of hell. To my left, wounded, disfigured men are crying in agony for their wives and for their mothers, and to my right sits a pile of bodies higher than the anxiety I have every time a bullet wizzes over my head. The stench of the pile of rotting corpses that were once my walking, talking, breathing brothers in arms is now a constant reminder that death is right around the corner, slowly creeping in to pull each of us down into the pit of despair, one by one. I haven’t slept or eaten in three days now, and I have to stop myself from wondering if the flesh piled up just feet away from me might possibly be edible, but I do all I can to not think about it by returning fire at the enemy when I get a chance, and then taking my mind off this hell by writing the next chapter in my Nickisnotgreen fanfic. Hope you enjoyed my last chapter, let me know if you want me to write more! Chapter 2 coming soon, if I survive another night in this hell…
ok
Thank you for your service. The rest of us would never know love or joy if it weren't for brave souls like you writing fanfic for us from the trenches in the deepest pits of Hell.
Ff writers are the backbone of our society. “Sorry i couldn’t upload yesterday my grandma tried to murder my dad so its been wild, its only 20k words instead of 30k yal :((“
not me prefacing the chapter i JUST published with "hey guys, sorry for the late chapter, i had covid" with complete sincerity
it's crazy. they give and give and then accidentally link their Kofi once and get sued by a movie studio
My favorite fic writer literally JUST put out a chapter with this as the note:
“Sorry for the late update. I was in a car accident and I hurt my spine. Good news is I’m not paralyzed! And I’ll be updating more frequently now that I have the hospital wifi password”
fic writers are insane, i know bc i am a fic writer & 6 years ago i updated a fic from my room at the psych ward, i'd suffered a pretty intense mental breakdown but obviously i couldn't ghost my ao3 subs ❤️❤️
thank you for your service 🫡
O7
You’re a super hero I swear
Ao3 is my life! You are a hero😘
They greatly appreciate your sacrifice
Josh talking loudly whilst he was supposed to speak softly gave me "Dumbledore asked calmly" in the book vs the movie vibes
This was weirdly less cringy and more self-aware than I was expecting.
tbf it was ironic
You should watch the Danny and Drew fanfic vid too
The second one is a true story and Josh just needed to write it all down to vent
14:43 suddenly have the urge to write “Not Good Enough” - a best friends to lovers fic where Nick writes love songs about Josh, and plays them for him, hoping he takes the hint, but Josh thinks they’re about selena gomez. Miscommunication and mixed signals stand in the way of their platonic relationship turning into a romantic one, as both of them think they’re “not good enough” for the other to love as more than friends.
lmk what y’all think! my apartment building burned down and the town i lived in was wiped off the face of the earth by a monsoon, but i might actually follow through with this idea if i find a new place to live!!
I LOVE it
Do It
I hope Selena Gomez makes an appearance.
wow i learned so muuuuuuch today:
- nick is eleven from stranger things
- josh has the worst flirting skills
- dev is a guy (according to both the happy couple and the wikipedia)
- nick's cat is an evil villain
I love fanfic where random RUclipsrs just show up out of nowhere left and right as if they all live in the same area.
I remember in middle school I wrote a Dan and Phil fanfic that somehow both Jacksepticeye and Markiplier were in. ಥ⌣ಥ
But Danny and Drew do live in Chigaco.
@@jaclynkurtz9808 Drew lives in Florida
@@zinny7211 I was making a joke about Danny and Drew's fanfic video.
Back when I was like. 14 I wrote a fic that had seananners, markiplier, jackseptic eye, cryaotic, mangaminx, her wife, chaoticchilled, and like 6 other RUclipsrs all in the same place lmao. Boy glad I grew out of that
Wow classic
i’m living for the green screen scenes, absolute gold and makes me cackle every time
omg is that klee from hit game genshin impact?! 😨😨
@@bemygfriend_5736 omg is that albedo from hit game genshin impact?! 😨😨
@@Lilyjem39 omg is that the anemo archon barbatos also known as venti the bard from hit game genshin impact?! 😨😨
everyone talks about rose and jack being the best couple or romeo and juliet but no. this is the real best couple.
i love ur pfp
@@blaire3694 thank you thank you
@@green_rat yeah i love toh too lol
@@blaire3694 literally jekaidod it’s so good bro
jarvy and Jordan need to see this and get the author to write it from their pov and make it
I'm down!
Would love to see that
"he forgot Nick had superpowers" BRO these twists and turns are keeping me on the edge of my seat
This is the obvious sequel to Drew & Danny reading *their* fanfiction
Nick the author saying “she was writing in a hurricane” is the joke! Bc all fanfic writers be so dedicated they say shit like “just gave birth so might be away for a few days xoxox”
It's funny to think of someone in a hurricane whose only concern is making sure Josh gets to that gay bar in her fanfiction
you know youve created a good community when this is the fanfiction that gets written about you
“j-josh?” made me literally cackle
I can't believe Jarvis cheated on Nick with Jordan Adika after finding out about Nick's secret superpowers :(
☹️
What a small world. And so many names that begin with “J.”
now this is MY heartstopper
Yall not actually touching each other but edit it even though you're filming it together & in the same room is chefskiss 👌🤌
nick seems really eager to read a description of him kissing josh #lgbt
Be who you areeee for your priiiide!
Are you really best friends if you don't look forward to reading sus fanfiction about each other???
he’s just trying to fulfil the once in a lifetime opportunity to kiss another straight dude
he seemed disappointed
@@afroditesis4738 don't hiiiiiiddeeee
The acting is giving ✨episode✨
10/10 acting
“Let me do it right this time” as Josh leaned in and… punched Nick square in the jaw, still upset about how Nick stole his chicken tenders freshman year.
13:52 the "it was bambi" being mouthed was too funny to me
as someone who thrives off of second hand embarrassment, thanks for this
"Sorry for the short chapter you guys, I just lost both of my hands in a woodworking accident and had to type the rest with my exposed bones, but I'll be back on track next week!"
This was the funniest comment idc lmaooo not a woodworking accident and exposed bones 😭😭😭
new fanfic idea we write them actually kissing so they can act it out
I think I could take one for the team and do that😂😭
Nick was clearly disappointed that neither fanfics were smutty
fact that they acted the scenes out separately despite being in the same place is sending me
Beautifully written... Beautifully shot... a masterpiece
The way Josh just stares blankly into the camera at 4:52 and 4:55 is SENDING ME 💀💀😭😭
I just plain adore Nick and Josh acting out stupid content, it is bar none THE BEST thing on the internet
it's really fun watching 2 people who clearly don't have any experience with fanfiction miss out on all of the cliches/inside jokes the people who wrote these put in and react as if they're unironic
Bruh, I burst out laughing when I saw “orbs”!
I swear I can't stop choking on my own laughter 😂.
I don't know what's worse; the weird acting, the top-notch edit or the super-cringe story.
Edit: watching this while I ate was a terrible idea.
You should write a fanfic of nickxjosh 🥺 I bet you're a really good writer
I love this type of video LOL I dunno how people come up with some of the stuff found in these fanfics 😂
I love these I am laughing uncontrollably but silently every time the green screen parts happen
IM IN PAIN FROM LAUGHING AT THAT SECOND ONE 😭
‘White walls looked grey in the lighting’ is actually really poetic
Oh my god I lost it when Nick said “We’ll find Oscar at the gay bar” Wait- you guys remember that one episode of the Office where they way go to that gay bar with Oscar?
I spat my damn water out
"J-Josh?!"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Josh and Nick's confusion over the whole writing during a hurricane thing is so amusing to me knowing just how common place things like this are for fanfic writers
Nick's other channel was right, this video is hilarious. The editing and "acting" are top notch
The editing is 10/10. Top job my bros.
Can’t believe Jarvis would cheat on you 😔
At least it was with Jordan, and not the Paul brothers, though.
Hahahahaha the editing & natural chaos are perfectly blended! top notch work!⭐️(one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life.)
thank you to everyone involved that made this happen LOL. if you could please do more of these? (laughed so hard that my dopamine wept.)
help the fact that everyone else is included in this one way or the other is hilarious
4:55 IM SCREAMING THE HAND HELP
Nick's fans being respectful and not making them kiss only for josh and nick to be lowkey disappointed
the orbs reference i can't hahaha, it's for seasoned fanfic connaisseurs
The EDITING! such an UNDERRATED video that's full of brilliant minds
i am commenting to show the algorithm this video has engaged me this made me feel nostalgic for being 15 and being completely oblivious to adult life as i typed my little freak stories
I know this would be a really weird idea for a video, but I think you should do a deep dive into the lore and fandom of Palace pets because there is just so much and its all very weird. Thank you.
I hope your editor gets a big fat raise. This video was a work of art.
this was SO cinematic i would watch a thousand of these
The acting out videos with you two together is something I always love watching, UPLOAD MORE OF THESEEEEE
thanks for the flashing warning, even the slightest flashing can bother me. (not even seizure related, just generally having to "reset" if the flashiness is too much) Appreciate it
I honestly loved the twist of the first one, I bet she had so much fun writing that haha
I'm always happy when I see you and Josh 🥰
He's so friggin adorable 😮💨
i‘m out here waiting for jarvis‘ apology video now. come on man, you can‘t do our boy nick like that
LMFAOAOAOA I CANT STOP LAUGHING AY THE WINDOWS BREAKING PART😭😭😭
There’s literally TikTok with pics of their favorite Wattpad authors notes because of how fucking ridiculous they can be
We all know by now fanfic writers are simply built different, I once read one where the author was like “my dad died eight days ago, but the grind never stops”. Of course a little hurricane couldn’t stop Ashlyn.
JOSH!!!! i am officially here for josh. I love josh .... nick, tell josh hes the best. thx
This is the best nickisnotgreen video and I'm not biased at all
Very glad to see that orbs continues to persist through multiple decades as an inexplicable substitute for eyes. 👌
nick please read fanfics again. we need a part 2.
I used to have this friend in middle school who said he had superpowers but that if I told anyone the government would perform tests on him.
This is one of my favorite videos already the nickisnotgreen screen was so freaking funny
Brave of you to reveal your superpowers online, I hope you can escape the government now so you don't get locked in a lab now!
I always get a little worried when fic authors don't update because bitches be dying, so I have a special appreciation for authors notes:)
"YOU RAN AWAY BECAUSE YOU DIDNT..." josh said calmly.
14:24 As a guy named Oscar I am flattered
(you will also be able to find me at a gay bar)
this video is so underrated
I love that you're literally in the same room but won't be on the green screen together
I had to pause many a time to recollect myself this video is immaculate
The editing and acting is perfect
Dude those videos are hillarious and also wholesome in a weird way so sad they dont get a lot of views
The surprise twist on that 2nd one got me
This neeeeeeeeeds to be a running series on your channel!!!😂😂🤣🤣 these videos are hilarious I love them so much 😂😭
i love how we got to see danny and drew happily living their lives as husbands
Recording your parts separately and editing them together to make it look like you're interacting with each other in the same shot when you're literally less than a foot away from each other is top tier comedy
"Josh felt his orbs start leaking" Yeah the thesaurus is not necessarily your friend
one of my fanfiction author’s notes in eighth grade was saying sorry if my updates are late a tornado hit my house, and then the next note was saying sorry if updates are late my mom is dying
i’ve been waiting for the next installment of this series it’s so funny
i LOVE reading funny fanfiction videos, ty nick
I love how the re-enactments play out like the game episode
someone needs to write one where they kiss. these poor lovers just want an excuse to smooch on camera.
Jarvis cheating on Nick is where I put my foot down, lol.
THE LAST ONE IS MINE IM PISSING IN JOY
Fanfictions are so funny for absolutely no reason
Bro this video was too good and hilarious! Also love when Josh is in the videos, great times!
Nick: *begging and pleading with sponsors to help keep his lights on*
Casetify: "Don't worry son, I will always sponsor you."