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  • Four close man friends gather around to circumcise.
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  • @thebigbeard6207
    @thebigbeard6207 4 года назад +1123

    I'm so glad charlie's hair got an update.

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 4 года назад +434

    *If Rodrick* From *Diary of a Wimpy Kid* had a Midlife Crisis, Resorted to Heroin and didn’t Shave... I’d like to think Charlie would be perfect for the role

  • @matthewsploded3501
    @matthewsploded3501 4 года назад +290

    THEY UPDATED THE ICONS! Charlie's beautiful hair is now represented!

    • @lemongrease7407
      @lemongrease7407 4 года назад +11

      I first brought this up on the furry episode 147, I can finally rest

    • @k2king249
      @k2king249 4 года назад +1

      OIH Josuke

    • @nate8652
      @nate8652 4 года назад +3

      Was that jojo reference

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN 4 года назад +8

      Finally someone who compliments Charlie's hair! It's beautiful and I don't understand why people seem to hate it

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 4 года назад +2

      @@MOTHHMAN
      Becauze he's basically the Foo Fighters

  • @popeyedanzii467
    @popeyedanzii467 4 года назад +317

    Honestly supprised by how many americans are circumcised, not a big thing in England apart from jewish people

    • @Myballs45
      @Myballs45 4 года назад +91

      It shouldn't be a thing here. Being circumcised sucks ;(

    • @TheMoMonaitor
      @TheMoMonaitor 4 года назад +60

      Blame the Kellogg’s guy

    • @ChrisPBacon-xn9up
      @ChrisPBacon-xn9up 4 года назад +2

      Nolan Ireland aren’t you Irish?

    • @Myballs45
      @Myballs45 4 года назад +29

      @@ChrisPBacon-xn9up lol no. It's just my name

    • @Myballs45
      @Myballs45 4 года назад +23

      Like my actual one

  • @PretendingToListen
    @PretendingToListen 4 года назад +460

    "no matter how you clean it there is always smega there"
    alright charlie sure

    • @PurpleHurrple
      @PurpleHurrple 4 года назад +70

      Figures he wouldn't understand how pulling back the foreskin would work.

    • @AizonLightning
      @AizonLightning 4 года назад +5

      @@_Turbski this shit destroyed me😂😂😂😂

    • @treyvonishere4375
      @treyvonishere4375 3 года назад +1

      HEY!

    • @jonahscott1017
      @jonahscott1017 3 года назад +13

      gross. Circumcised is win

    • @craydussy
      @craydussy 3 года назад +2

      @dantethedeviant ask any women, they'd agree

  • @LuigiDoesGaming
    @LuigiDoesGaming 4 года назад +156

    The intro hasn't ended and I'm already unsettled

  • @WhinyB
    @WhinyB 4 года назад +391

    I’ll tell you you’re racist for free.
    “You’re racist.”

    • @devilsummoner2163
      @devilsummoner2163 4 года назад +56

      Can I have a refund please

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 4 года назад +4

      Thanks!

    • @yuliafter
      @yuliafter 4 года назад +4

      Thank you for your invaluable service!

    • @usermcuserface9975
      @usermcuserface9975 4 года назад +6

      I'll take this for free and complain about it, like my $1200 Socialism check

    • @erikessene9227
      @erikessene9227 4 года назад +1

      You should've at least given me a warning! I didn't have my lotion with me!

  • @joshuabarajas6187
    @joshuabarajas6187 4 года назад +88

    What Andrew mentioned at 1:03:00 is whats called an intrusive thought. It's basically knowing you can do something fucked up, usually caused by not wanting to do it.

    • @anywow5120
      @anywow5120 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for the note❤️🙏

    • @anAngryHamster
      @anAngryHamster 4 года назад +4

      It's like trying to not think about an elephant except the elephant is jumping off a cliff.

  • @thatsreallyamoon
    @thatsreallyamoon 4 года назад +149

    Charlie's silhouette profile picture looks 110% like keanu lol

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 4 года назад +2

      You definitely made charlies day with this comment. You can tell he really wants to be Keanu lol

    • @brownie4032
      @brownie4032 4 года назад +1

      And Dave grohl

    • @Jellyduckface1
      @Jellyduckface1 4 года назад

      That's like saying Keanu Reeves looks like Keanu Reeves

  • @maynardkeenan4676
    @maynardkeenan4676 4 года назад +183

    Yo Charlie and Jackson finally changed their avatars guys!

    • @dylanjohnson7091
      @dylanjohnson7091 4 года назад +3

      Yeah Jackson is in charge of the podcast, I honestly didn’t think he was gonna update them

    • @Spr33h0x
      @Spr33h0x 4 года назад +9

      I prefer the old ones because they remind me of when they had good hair

    • @aaa34953
      @aaa34953 4 года назад +1

      It looks more like Keanu Reeves than Charlie tbh

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 4 года назад +1

      But is Jackson's a different image or the same one with added hair? 🤔

  • @joshhitxoriginal9367
    @joshhitxoriginal9367 4 года назад +122

    The only people who have frúmundä cheese are people who can’t clean themselves properly, or just doesn’t clean themself

  • @clammed1722
    @clammed1722 4 года назад +142

    When 5MinuteCrafts makes a DIY circumcision video

    • @finn_6775
      @finn_6775 4 года назад +20

      Use water to wet and use marker to outline, get a knife and scalpal and heat up the knif to make a dent and use the scalpal to finish the job

    • @csyardmaintenance9549
      @csyardmaintenance9549 4 года назад +7

      WTF dude 🤢🤮🤢

    • @admiralmudkip9836
      @admiralmudkip9836 4 года назад +7

      diy self mutilation lol

    • @zac7790
      @zac7790 4 года назад +4

      F1nn place the left over skin in a plastic container and refrigerate it so it can be used later!

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 года назад +2

      Keep the left over Forbidden Meat as bait for the wolves

  • @averyvanderlouw1193
    @averyvanderlouw1193 4 года назад +65

    “Do you guys have man problems?” *Charlie’s dog walks out of room*

  • @themibskie5194
    @themibskie5194 4 года назад +102

    Charlie looks like the guy down my street trying to sell me LSD

    • @RE-sc9bz
      @RE-sc9bz 4 года назад +7

      Buy it. You can trust me, I don't work for the W.H.O.

    • @suave605
      @suave605 4 года назад +1

      No. Buy my product. You can trust me. I like children too. I don’t work for the H.E.N.T.A.I

    • @Cocaine_Clown
      @Cocaine_Clown 4 года назад +1

      No buy the crack its top tier shit 10/10

  • @chimerassun
    @chimerassun 4 года назад +91

    as a woman i have learned a lot about how men deal with their genitalia listening to this.

    • @octaviog9059
      @octaviog9059 4 года назад +27

      😳 Would you ... (sweats profusely) step on my throat. 👉👈😔

    • @howaboutafriend3250
      @howaboutafriend3250 4 года назад +5

      @@octaviog9059 🌚

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 года назад +2

      The Phallice files.

    • @LavaLampLady
      @LavaLampLady 4 года назад +4

      Same. Interesting information.

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 4 года назад +7

      Same, at this point it feels like I could have full-on conversations with people about penises as if I had one on my own.

  • @poodleshavings
    @poodleshavings 4 года назад +84

    I once saw a video of an infant being circumcised and it's disturbing. The child was not under anesthesia and it screamed in pain the whole time. Given that circumcision is only necessary in cases of phimosis I can't justify putting an infant through so much pain. Not to mention that you're taking the choice away from them.
    Circumcision should be a choice, if you grow up and decide you don't like your foreskin you should be able to get it removed, just like how we treat other body modifications like tattoos, piercings etc. Tattooing or piercing a baby would be considered wrong in American culture but circumcision is arguably a more intense form of body modification, so why are we okay with it? (I know some people pierce their child's ears too and I also disagree with it.)
    Also I don't get the concern over appearance, as a straight woman I've never cared how a dick looks, it's not like my vagina sees what's going on down there. Plus when an uncircumcised penis is erect the foreskin rolls back anyways. That's from the perspective of a partner in a relationship of course which isn't as important as how you view yourself, mind.

    • @obamaslastkidneystone7084
      @obamaslastkidneystone7084 4 года назад +16

      My manz just typed an entire essay about circumcision in a RUclips comment section

    • @RobertJeffersonBased
      @RobertJeffersonBased 4 года назад +29

      It's not even necessary for phimosis the vast majority of the time. Never believe American doctors on this topic.

    • @stevebtw573
      @stevebtw573 3 года назад +2

      @@RobertJeffersonBased yea cuz doctors are satanist, you should avoid them at all costs

    • @carolinacoreas7716
      @carolinacoreas7716 3 года назад +4

      Piercing a child's ear isn't as bad as it sounds. You're not poking through cartilage and the process is quick and heals faster than piercing an older child. My mom pierced my earlobes herself and I don't even remember it happening or the pain associated with it. I've never had problems with it and believe it or not, many other children probably don't either. Plus it lets you put it earrings without any pain or struggle if you want. My mom just makes the spot numb by ice and uses a sterile hot needle to poke through, it really isn't that bad and I would trust it more than going to a Claire's or a Justice store.
      Now, I don't know about circumcision, but piercing isn't on the same level of it and it really doesn't have consequences unless you do it wrong.

    • @poodleshavings
      @poodleshavings 3 года назад +16

      @@carolinacoreas7716 The greater point I was making is that parents shouldn't be choosing body modifications for their children. Just because you like your ear piercings doesn't mean everyone who gets their ears pierced as an infant does. Parents don't own their children's bodies and they should respect that and let their kids decide what body modifications they want. But a lot of parents act like their kids are miniature versions of themselves, not separate people who may want something different than them, so they decide for their child before the child can even form an opinion. It's unfair.

  • @forrestkinnision2184
    @forrestkinnision2184 4 года назад +62

    Saw the title and some of the comments on this video and thought I'd get my two cents in on the subject. As a man who was circumcised without his consent as a newborn, I never put much thought into just what had been taken from me and most of those around me (American), but when I started looking into the topic and reading up on just what the foreskin is, I grew more and more concerned with the act and the way it's forced onto children internationally. For starters, the foreskin contains the highest concentration of nerve endings on the penis, and it provides a natural layer of protection to the "glans" of the penis which keep them sensitive and unexposed to the elements. The latter function might not sound like much, but a process known as "keratinization" occurs in circumcised males - where a layer of keratin forms over the penis head as a means of protecting it. This keratin makes the penis head rougher, more leathery, and keeps it dried out as a means of protection - and yes, this serves a dual function of decreasing sensitivity. So all in all, circumcision does lead to less sensitivity - a somewhat famous quote from a doctor featured in the "American Circumcision" documentary fits in pretty well here - "A circumcised man doesn't have a postage stamp's worth."
    Along with the lack of sensitivity though, there's also another aspect that needs to be addressed, and that's the mental aspect of circumcision. As early as the 1920's doctors were speculating as to the negative mental toll that circumcision could have on people - both young and old - but with the advent of modern statistics and technology - we now have the ability to measure it's effect on people. For example: There was a study conducted in which an infant was circumcised inside of an MRI scanner to observe any noticeable changes. They couldn't use metal implements, so they used an obsidian knife that had been sharpened until it met the criteria, and then proceeded with the operation. The Infant was not anesthetized, this is commonly how circumcisions for infants take place worldwide - albeit not in an MRI scanner and with a scalpel. Immediately after the procedure the doctors noticed immediate and significant trauma to the baby's brain,the greatest changes occurred in the limbic system concentrating in the amygdala and in the frontal and temporal lobes. This trauma did not go away, it was and is permanent. This trauma extends to adults who are circumcised too. Studies of men who were circumcised as babies found that it was not uncommon for them to experience symptoms of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, depression, anger, and intimacy problems. Along with this, the majority of men who were circumcised as adults describe the operation as traumatic, and some even go so far as to take their own lives because of it - see the case of one "Alex Hardy", he's the first article from the BBC when you google "Circumcision Suicide".
    All in all, circumcision undeniably has negative side effects, physically and mentally, and it is a disgusting travesty that this blatant mutilation is forced on newborns by their parents. I thank god that we live in an era where the spread of information has allowed for people to spread information on just how vile and brutal this operation is, but when I hear people casually joking around about it, and making light of something that is forced onto thousands upon thousands of children internationally without their consent it boils my blood. What makes this whole situation worse is that the doctors profit from the operation twice. Once from mutilating the newborn, and twice from the sale of the "neonatal tissue".
    That last point might sound unbelievable, and I admit - I didn't want to believe it at first either. But if you won't take my word for it, take Penn Jillette's - ruclips.net/video/SlJP2dEjnIQ/видео.html
    For more education on the Foreskin visit this link - www.foregen.org/the-human-foreskin
    If you were circumcised against your will as a child and "want it back" I suggest looking into "foreskin restoration" - the process of creating a "faux skin" by routinely stretching the skin at the scar up and over the penis head. It's done wonders for me, physically and mentally.

    • @saint198
      @saint198 4 года назад +12

      Not having extra skin hurt you this much 😂

    • @lewisite2532
      @lewisite2532 4 года назад +9

      dont care

    • @stevelarry3870
      @stevelarry3870 4 года назад +50

      Saint It’s amazing that someone can provide a well written summary of physical and psychological trauma with sources, and these are the responses they will get.

    • @kairo3201
      @kairo3201 4 года назад +20

      This seriously needs to get pinned. This is a good source of information for both non and circumsized people.

    • @kairo3201
      @kairo3201 4 года назад

      @@stevelarry3870 It's an internet thing. All kinds of people use this after all

  • @Cxncubine
    @Cxncubine 4 года назад +52

    Jackson typing the title out:
    *yep, that’s a yellow $*

  • @Zquirrelthing
    @Zquirrelthing 4 года назад +210

    if charlie seriously thinks basically all uncircumcised dudes have smegma, then he's either delusional or has serious personal hygiene issues

    • @Te_n_shi
      @Te_n_shi 4 года назад +25

      Zquirrelthing dude he is literally Jesus that means his opinion is right

    • @GaugeMe43
      @GaugeMe43 4 года назад +16

      Kira Yoshikage Jesus was uncircumcised

    • @bloodyiris3
      @bloodyiris3 3 года назад +31

      The fiery war between us fair uncircumcised folk and the mutilated circs continues

    • @taserrr
      @taserrr 3 года назад +14

      That's such an uneducated statement, there's nothing wrong with smegma. It's just dead skin cells that group up in skin folds, it's referring to the buildup of dead skin cells around the male and female genitalia but this can occur within 24 hours. It happens non stop and visually as I mentioned it can be seen sometimes after only 24 hours.
      I think you're referring to some sort of massive buildup which clearly indicates a lack of personal hygiene but yes, every woman and uncircumsized man has smegma and there's nothing wrong with it.

    • @JaccBlacc0
      @JaccBlacc0 3 года назад +1

      Well he doesn’t shower every day, so he isn’t exactly the most hygienic person.

  • @ffeaiaia
    @ffeaiaia 4 года назад +103

    Jerry Seinfeld would have been perfect for Schindler’s List.

  • @brek3609
    @brek3609 4 года назад +26

    Gotta say Andrew's greenscreen game realy improved it looks super real.

  • @umbrellamuffin
    @umbrellamuffin 4 года назад +52

    Nice of Andrew to use his green screen to look smaller so Charlie feels better

    • @skatingfreak1670
      @skatingfreak1670 4 года назад +2

      they're like literally the same size....

    • @Xanthopathy
      @Xanthopathy 4 года назад +1

      @@skatingfreak1670 exactly, it worked.

  • @noahpaulette1490
    @noahpaulette1490 4 года назад +81

    I'm not mad I got circumsized but I'm definitely not putting that decision of my eventual kids the fact even consider cutting something off routinely for no real reason is dumb.

    • @bilelnaili6691
      @bilelnaili6691 4 года назад +5

      Noah Paulette dude it has many health benefits

    • @bilelnaili6691
      @bilelnaili6691 4 года назад +5

      and it fucking looks better XD

    • @FranqRise13
      @FranqRise13 4 года назад +25

      @@bilelnaili6691 its benefits are minimal fo most people

    • @fxbeliever123
      @fxbeliever123 4 года назад +5

      @Apple Tek Support for many countries it's a cultural, religious but it's also conveniently more hygienic. Girls tend to like it more too knowing there isn't some cheese marinating

    • @Malamite
      @Malamite 4 года назад +48

      @@fxbeliever123 It's cultural to cut off baby girls clitorises in many coutries too. And the men in those countries probably "tend to like it more" that way. Does that justify it? No, leave ALL baby genitals alone.

  • @fn_flashy9101
    @fn_flashy9101 4 года назад +113

    Damn, I had no idea Charlie converted to Judaism.

    • @vinnie3731
      @vinnie3731 4 года назад +40

      @Apple Tek Support it's a joke about circumcision

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 4 года назад +11

      @@vinnie3731 you're a joke about circumcision

    • @gaki3646
      @gaki3646 4 года назад +17

      Apple Tek Support Bruh. Christ didn't worship himself... he worships God. He was explicitly jewish in his faith

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 4 года назад +7

      @Apple Tek Support He was literally called The King of the Jews

    • @user-lv6rn9cf8m
      @user-lv6rn9cf8m 4 года назад +1

      @Trump Da Stoner lol what. Did you just Protestantism = Christianity?

  • @megded1
    @megded1 4 года назад +18

    There already is a comedy about the Holocaust, called “Life is Beautiful.” It’s an Italian film, I believe.

  • @zachpederson471
    @zachpederson471 4 года назад +48

    This is the first episode in a long time where everyone’s face-cam is working and there isn’t some stupid green screen.

  • @lography6917
    @lography6917 4 года назад +45

    Im interested to see if Cr1tikal follows up
    On H3H3 making a Keemstar part 2

    • @wowurreaalygonsaythatwoe3995
      @wowurreaalygonsaythatwoe3995 4 года назад +4

      On his stream people are constantly bringing it up

    • @fxbeliever123
      @fxbeliever123 4 года назад +1

      @@wowurreaalygonsaythatwoe3995 what's the reply?

    • @otub
      @otub 4 года назад

      dont think he will

    • @arashsa711
      @arashsa711 4 года назад +2

      @@fxbeliever123 he was pissed because everyone kept mentioning it even tho he said he's already seen it

    • @hakazuri
      @hakazuri 4 года назад

      lucky you

  • @Chase-ml7xz
    @Chase-ml7xz 4 года назад +6

    that rant is the definition of "Sir, this is a Walgreens"

  • @or.o.s.t8190
    @or.o.s.t8190 4 года назад +35

    I think you're somewhat unaware of what the anti circumcision movement is about.
    The bottom line is that this practice is painful Genital Mutilation done to helpless babies. The fact that it is legal in first world countries is baffling (Well, mostly because of religious practices).
    I believe that if you'd come to do your own research, you'd come to the same conclusion - that it is a barbaric practice on par with Female Genital Mutilation.
    And btw to counter a point made in the video- it is your parents' right to pick your name or what you eat, but not to harm your body's integrity. After all, it's illegal to scar or tattoo your child if he's under 18 (even with consent). There really is a rabbit hole going into it(better enjoyment of natural penis for both sexes during intercorse, erectile dysfunction or other issues for the cut), but that's not for a RUclips comment.

    • @LS0135
      @LS0135 4 года назад +2

      I'm not for circumcision, but it's not nearly on par with female genital mutilation.

    • @art_lobe
      @art_lobe 4 года назад +1

      @@LS0135 there is actually an equivalent practice for females (removing skin around the clit), but I'm pretty sure it's illegal in most places were circumcision is legal

    • @ironmaxwell804
      @ironmaxwell804 4 года назад +1

      Penises are gross. We should remove them altogether

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 4 года назад +8

      Emerald Hawk “Mutilation (noun)
      -The action of mutilating or being mutilated.”
      Well thanks google -_-
      “Mutilate (verb)
      -Inflict a violent and disfiguring injury on”
      Kindly explain to me how tying down a baby and slicing off a piece of his body is not a violent and disfiguring injury.
      It is violent, the baby is held down with straps and sliced into.
      It is disfiguring, the penis never looks the same (it does look better but that’s not a valid justification)
      It is an injury.
      Why is “hey, lets not slice body parts off our baby for no real reason” controversial?

    • @krunkle5136
      @krunkle5136 2 года назад

      @@ironmaxwell804 I agree. Fucking disgusting things.

  • @themibskie5194
    @themibskie5194 4 года назад +15

    Jackson's hair makes him look like Johnny depp's Willy Wonka

  • @kuromikendall
    @kuromikendall 4 года назад +5

    doctor: “you have 1 hour, 11 minutes and 42 seconds left to live”
    me:

  • @TheSoapySurprise
    @TheSoapySurprise 4 года назад +29

    You actually can quantify the loss of sensitivity from circumcision, there are many people who have a circumcision in adulthood and they report a loss of sensation.

    • @tbonetrax5463
      @tbonetrax5463 2 года назад

      Haaa wtf bro

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 Год назад

      Most(98%) men circumcised as adults report more/same sensation

    • @thisisawsome34253212
      @thisisawsome34253212 10 месяцев назад

      @@superdude899 Is that long-term?

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 10 месяцев назад

      @@thisisawsome34253212 It was a longitudinal study, yes

  • @Quasar0406
    @Quasar0406 4 года назад +35

    I dont think the thumbnail is a very accurate representation of circumcision

    • @DivinePlant
      @DivinePlant 4 года назад +6

      Right? Chopping at the base, the fuck

    • @arisengladiator
      @arisengladiator 4 года назад +21

      Well how many circumcisions have you witnessed?

    • @bilelnaili6691
      @bilelnaili6691 4 года назад +3

      yeah a potato peeler would've made way more sense

    • @carloscaylan7497
      @carloscaylan7497 4 года назад

      Nono, the stem of the eggplant is where it connects to the plant, so it totally lines up right. It even makes your bush!

    • @sleepykoinu
      @sleepykoinu 4 года назад +2

      To be fair, that is the tip of the eggplant. The stem is where it attached to the actual plant, so that would be the 'body'.

  • @Aiko_63194
    @Aiko_63194 4 года назад +11

    The title seems like something Charlie would do to scare everyone and feel powerful

  • @steveluna1627
    @steveluna1627 4 года назад +47

    About circumsicion, to be honest unlike your name or what you eat, you're literally had a form of genital mutilation. I don't think is a big deal but it isn't a innocent thing to do to a baby though.

    • @bilelnaili6691
      @bilelnaili6691 4 года назад +1

      Steve Luna I didn't watch the whole video but
      circumcision has many benefits to the body
      muslims have to do for those benefits and religious reasons
      most muslims do it before the age of 5 and I personally never heard of any accidents or side effects

    • @bilelnaili6691
      @bilelnaili6691 4 года назад +1

      and we don't do it to babies seeing that there isn't much to cut
      it's usually done around 3 or 4
      and it's also painless

    • @human6310
      @human6310 4 года назад +2

      @Apple Tek Support Good grief, its useless, the bad side effects dont exist but the good doesnt either its just pain lol. Gimme back my pp

    • @restingbuttress6798
      @restingbuttress6798 4 года назад +3

      Circumcision isn't too bad. I never have to deal with dick cheese. I don't think it's a big deal.

    • @Malamite
      @Malamite 4 года назад +17

      @@restingbuttress6798 You don't think it's a big deal because you've never had a chance to realize what you're missing. Your penis has permanently lost 50% of it's sensitivity and functionality just so you could avoid a problem that can also be also be fixed just by taking a shower. You're in denial.

  • @irrelevoice
    @irrelevoice 4 года назад +18

    If you're circumcised and have no problem with it, good for you. In my opinion there's not enough evidence to suggest it has any benefits, so it's an unnecessary procedure done just because. I just find it bizarre when people say a normal penis looks ''weird'', like it's not weird to cut a part of it.

    • @sirdavidbrandon5026
      @sirdavidbrandon5026 3 года назад

      Not enough evidence? I literally took 5 mins to Google and most medical papers done on the topic are for it, so I don't know what half you ppl are talking about in these comments

    • @krunkle5136
      @krunkle5136 2 года назад

      @@sirdavidbrandon5026 what? About how it lowers changes of contacting AIDS?

  • @Creepin_Jesus
    @Creepin_Jesus 4 года назад +135

    Smegma cheese is a myth mushroom heads tell themselves to feel better

    • @denshitenshi
      @denshitenshi 4 года назад +45

      This. If you shower regularly, it's a non-issue

    • @Creepin_Jesus
      @Creepin_Jesus 4 года назад +39

      @@denshitenshi man, I'd say even semi regularly, I've gone over a week without showering when camping or the shower breaking or something and have genuinely never come across this

    • @lordwacko958
      @lordwacko958 4 года назад +1

      Mushroom Heads??

    • @Creepin_Jesus
      @Creepin_Jesus 2 года назад +5

      @@erectilereptile7383 you clearly care more than anyone else here

    • @Creepin_Jesus
      @Creepin_Jesus 2 года назад +5

      @@erectilereptile7383 I really don't care, you're the one writing paragraphs over a year old joke

  • @soap9277
    @soap9277 4 года назад +17

    There's something different about Charlie and Jackson's little avatars in the corner, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter 4 года назад

      I feel like we're in an alternate universe,

    • @soap9277
      @soap9277 4 года назад

      @@JediMasterBaiter Ah yes, I see we've travelled to the Long Hair Dimension. In this universe Charlie should be shaving his flowing locks soon.

  • @kanabisjoey8759
    @kanabisjoey8759 4 года назад +14

    Instead of looking like John wick he just seems like Jesus Christ.

    • @goofyfilms447
      @goofyfilms447 4 года назад +2

      Jesus was Arab
      Bet u didn't know that

    • @yammolcho8127
      @yammolcho8127 4 года назад

      @@goofyfilms447 Jesus didn't exist
      Bet u didn't know that

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 Год назад +1

      ​@@yammolcho8127historically, he most likely did

  • @danbeckingham2092
    @danbeckingham2092 4 года назад +86

    charlie looks like a middle class woman with a beard

    • @burntglitters
      @burntglitters 4 года назад +2

      his face makes me think of ellen page

    • @bruhmoment8780
      @bruhmoment8780 4 года назад +9

      He looks like the Netflix adaptation of Jesus.

    • @andys2801
      @andys2801 4 года назад +1

      Charlie looks like an pale asian

    • @HHmz-rp8ht
      @HHmz-rp8ht 4 года назад +3

      a homeless middle class woman

    • @roguediyebiri1552
      @roguediyebiri1552 4 года назад

      @@HHmz-rp8ht and impersonates Jesus and Keanu Reeves for money

  • @matilda4664
    @matilda4664 4 года назад +29

    that title is concerning and intriguing

  • @TheNameless194dc
    @TheNameless194dc 4 года назад +3

    You know it’s a good day when Charlie finally gets a new silhouette on the podcast

  • @I_Am_LazyLad
    @I_Am_LazyLad 4 года назад +10

    My boy Charlie looks like one of my maxed out Skyrim character. Juicy

  • @FriendfullFJ
    @FriendfullFJ 4 года назад +6

    It's not a "black market" but there is a market
    Human foreskin fibroblast is used in all kinds of medical procedures from growing skin for burn victims and for eyelid replacement, to growing skin for those with diabetic ulcers (who need replacement skin to cover ulcers that won't heal), to making creams and collagens in the cosmetics industry.

    • @-Batman-
      @-Batman- 4 года назад +2

      I know all this but you're not actually justifying unconsenting babies body parts being harvested like a legalized organ mafia thing and being sold off and processed do you?

  • @purvy7240
    @purvy7240 4 года назад +22

    I’m currently taking a course called “History of the Holocaust” and I so desperately want to crack a joke but I have to bite my tongue every class

  • @notOEAH
    @notOEAH 4 года назад +49

    There once was a sergeon named keith
    Who circumcised boys with his teeth
    'Twas not for the treasure
    or the sexual plesure
    But to get to the cheese underneath.

    • @smo-king6504
      @smo-king6504 4 года назад +29

      It would've costed you 0,00$ to not say this

    • @vanillalemur4569
      @vanillalemur4569 4 года назад +2

      no. please. never say this again.

    • @EulaliaDaisy
      @EulaliaDaisy 4 года назад +2

      you don't deserve these likes that you gain

    • @monkeymachine33
      @monkeymachine33 4 года назад +2

      you are a sick man...

    • @LavaLampLady
      @LavaLampLady 4 года назад +5

      Imagine taking the time of day to type this or even copy and paste it. Don’t ever do it again.

  • @Meatspinner
    @Meatspinner 4 года назад +13

    You can easily quantify it. Both with medical and very scientific testing, and simple practical testing. Just ask any non circumcised man to pull it back and let it sit like that for a few hours and see how it feels after. Chances are they'll tell you it feels dry and chafed, with lost sensitivity, as expected from leaving it exposed to air.
    Which incidentally is also why it's, contrary to popular belief, less hygienic to be circumcised as you're effectively exposing it to the air 24/7 and all bacteria and particulates in it. This isn't a case of men and women having fundamentally different bodies, it's very possible for a man who was not circumcised to experience the circumcision life, both temporarily and permanently.

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 Год назад

      A several thousand man study found that circumcision had no impact on sensitivity or function. Another several thousand man study found that the circumcised men reported better sex, more sensitivity/sensation, and better orgasms and orgasm control

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 Год назад

      That hygiene part is untrue

  • @atomicanachronism8849
    @atomicanachronism8849 4 года назад +9

    Amazing title, guys
    Can’t wait to see what will happen!

    • @bcw1nc865
      @bcw1nc865 4 года назад +4

      This is what a fake comment looks like

  • @chester-nj4sb
    @chester-nj4sb 4 года назад +35

    Now this is a real man's podcast.

  • @Auris57
    @Auris57 4 года назад +10

    Who in their right mind are happy they got circumcised

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 4 года назад +6

      Well some people think it’s more attractive, and the reduced sensitivity means men last longer. Some men find these to be benefits.
      However there are cons and this decision should be made by the adult once he grows up, not by a parent before the baby can even speak.

    • @-Batman-
      @-Batman- 4 года назад +3

      Only the men in denial. And the cult they live in...

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 4 года назад +2

      Batman did your parents have you mutilated before they died, Batman?

    • @stevebtw573
      @stevebtw573 3 года назад +2

      Look at all these medical professionals 😂😂

    • @mangroveskipper77
      @mangroveskipper77 3 года назад +1

      Before I got circumcised I got a ton of infections down there. So I’m happy I got circumcised.

  • @Spr33h0x
    @Spr33h0x 4 года назад +3

    Whenever they argue it's always Jackson vs Kaya and Charlie, with Andrew usually having a 50/50 chance of joining either side

    • @obiwan9662
      @obiwan9662 9 месяцев назад

      I know this is 3 years old but I feel like Kaya is the 50/50 he’s normally siding with Jackson when Charlie and Andrew are jumping Jackson and then the comments basically always take Jackson’s side lol

  • @archerevan823
    @archerevan823 4 года назад +25

    Ah yes this is what I love to see on the Penguinz0 channel

  • @Andy251153
    @Andy251153 2 года назад +5

    You don't just have to be glad for a decision whether it was in your best interest or not, mine was done poorly, should i be grateful for that?

    • @Andy251153
      @Andy251153 2 года назад +3

      The point of my question is to highlight the fact that there was possibly another approach rather than simply doing what they did and that what they did can be critiqued or even looked at as a mistake. To say one should be happy and not be upset is just insane

  • @lightrocket2
    @lightrocket2 4 года назад +3

    Charlie thinks the Titanic was sunk in 1908, he goes to look it up and Jackson says "I GUESS 1911!" and Charlie looks it up--laughs and doesn't say anything. The Titanic sunk in 1912. Jackson wins yet again

  • @Otharal
    @Otharal 4 года назад +6

    The only people who can really know what you lose by getting snipped are those who get it done as adults, so they've lived both with and without. But since most of them will have gotten it done for medical reason, it might still show a bias.

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 4 года назад +3

      You can study nerve endings and it’s been found that the foreskin has many nerve endings, AND the foreskin protects the head, keeping it more sensitive.
      Without a foreskin not only do you lose the nerves in the foreskin, but the head loses sensitivity as it adapts to daily friction (such as in pants). Have you heard of men having issues with sex with women because they jerk off with a “death grip?” This is because their penis adapts to that amount of friction, so less friction is not going to be stimulating. Circumcision causes this on a smaller scale. Not only this, but the skin on the head will develop a sort of covering, I believe the process is called “keratinization”? (Been a while since I read up on this) which basically encapsulates the head to protect it, and ALSO can reduce sensitivity.

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 Год назад

      A several thousand man study found that circumcision had no impact on sensitivity/pleasure and another several thousand man study found that most men (98%) reported an increase in sensitivity/pleasure or the same and most reported better orgasms and orgasm control

  • @BiffBacon1000
    @BiffBacon1000 Год назад

    “Race to breakfast, race to lunch, race to cocktail, race to brunch”
    That was the perfect opportunity for a dr. Seuss joke and I’m incredibly disappointed that none of them took it.

  • @art_lobe
    @art_lobe 4 года назад +21

    Considering the insignificant benefits it has (no, uncut guys don't walk around with smegma) and that the operation has risks, circumcision should be a choice only the patient can make.

    • @uppercasemonk1886
      @uppercasemonk1886 3 года назад +2

      Goo goo ga ga circumcise me

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 Год назад +1

      Very minor risks. So minor that the World Health Organization believes that the benefits actually outweigh them

  • @cal7961
    @cal7961 4 года назад +1

    Been bingeing the podcast hard in quarantine. Always good to hear from the boys.

  • @sx3767
    @sx3767 4 года назад +5

    I like how Andrew in so many words is like, “Do you think there are people who actually LIKE degradation?”
    Has this man ever watched porn... like at all? 😂

  • @strigonshitposting793
    @strigonshitposting793 4 года назад +18

    People that un-ironically say “first” need to be crucified.
    With that being said, not first.

  • @krunkle5136
    @krunkle5136 2 года назад +3

    It's hard to be angry if you only know the perspectives of other circumcized men that are also missing out.

  • @crustxna6828
    @crustxna6828 4 года назад +1

    Thursdays are my favorite days of the week because of this podcast 🥺

  • @kevinflynn8606
    @kevinflynn8606 3 года назад +4

    I watched this while eating, i couldnt finish my food. 10/10 podcast

  • @rumclam
    @rumclam 4 года назад +6

    Isn't silent hill from Japan? You know, a country where circumcision isn't as popular?

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 2 года назад

      Circumcision is somewhat common in Japan.

  • @separatebfg
    @separatebfg 4 года назад +9

    hi

  • @sh4rkb4it79
    @sh4rkb4it79 4 года назад +18

    I’m not circumcised 😳

  • @soulmantis4627
    @soulmantis4627 4 года назад +5

    bro I'm skin gang and smegma has never been a problem

  • @moderatelysizedbird8923
    @moderatelysizedbird8923 3 года назад +1

    Jackson's joke was so good that I had to like the video three times I pushed the button 6 times

  • @ivanli6768
    @ivanli6768 4 года назад +15

    Keanu Reeves knows how to clickbait

  • @Lappland.Saluzzo
    @Lappland.Saluzzo 4 года назад +2

    the amount of detail in talk in male adjustment just makes me laugh

  • @hallytron
    @hallytron 4 года назад +12

    Guys I love your content, I have subbed to Charlie since the very start. The forceful mutilation of children’s genilats is not acceptable topic for debate, and you guys should apologise and show some shame. I am not some bitter old man with a bad sex life, just someone who loves u guys too much to not call u out when you’re talking out of your ass about children’s rights. You want a loyal sub back, you have to earn it.

    • @wisemage0
      @wisemage0 4 года назад +8

      A proper debate has a lot of potential for insight and entertainment.
      Instead we got a cutter echo-chamber.

    • @gregorymalchuk272
      @gregorymalchuk272 4 года назад +1

      @@wisemage0
      Yep. This was dreadful.

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 Год назад

      Minus one subscriber, oh no....

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 Год назад

      It's not mutilation, either

  • @sootmancer9851
    @sootmancer9851 4 года назад +2

    amazing background from andrew this time! really subverted my expectations with a bland one!

  • @nattook7940
    @nattook7940 4 года назад +3

    What poppin,
    Brand new podcast just hopped in

  • @raulvalgar1999
    @raulvalgar1999 2 года назад +1

    I love how Andrew said that a comedy about the holocaust would not be well received and that we're not ready for something like that yet, when La Vita e bella is a classic.

  • @ariesbonez845
    @ariesbonez845 4 года назад +6

    I would like Charlie to do a episode with ColdOnes

  • @themibskie5194
    @themibskie5194 4 года назад +9

    Kaya looks like a warlord you'd see on the news ruling afganistan

  • @RealBega
    @RealBega 4 года назад +13

    when you're so early the videos still in 360p

    • @tayze9008
      @tayze9008 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @matthewsploded3501
      @matthewsploded3501 4 года назад

      Same

    • @bilelnaili6691
      @bilelnaili6691 4 года назад

      when you're so rich you realized that the video is still on 360p

    • @RealBega
      @RealBega 4 года назад +1

      @@bilelnaili6691 rich? its called living in the city. at least in America if you live in the city you get pretty good internet for only 30 dollars.

  • @dinahb1170
    @dinahb1170 4 года назад +3

    As a female I can confirm that labia does not typically get “tangled up” in any way, but we do just fiddle with our vaginas for no reason

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 2 года назад

      It can if your labia are long enough, but that’s rare.

  • @sebosebo4661
    @sebosebo4661 4 года назад +9

    I'm not circ'ed myself, but I don't know why it's so looked down upon in America.

    • @AuroraVeil_
      @AuroraVeil_ 4 года назад +5

      Circumcision is pretty common in America, not really hated on afaik

    • @cordedwaif
      @cordedwaif 4 года назад

      Sebastian Przybylski idk people will always hate what’s not “normal”.

    • @Malamite
      @Malamite 4 года назад +20

      ​@Apple Tek Support America is the only first world country on the planet that thinks it's normal. Is America a country that's well known for having intelligent people and a good medical system?

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 4 года назад +3

      @@Malamite
      While I agree on circumcision, i would not throw out the medical system as a dig

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 4 года назад +19

      Because you're making a permanent, unnecessary and harmful change to a person's genitals at a time in their life when it's impossible for them to consent?

  • @zoog1266
    @zoog1266 2 года назад

    This episode is so underrated, it might be my fave

  • @ClownNo.
    @ClownNo. 4 года назад +8

    Charlie should really do a review on Titanfall 2, that game is so underrated

  • @antiquet3301
    @antiquet3301 4 года назад +1

    RMS Titanic was built in 1911 and sank on April 15, 1912. She was carrying 2,208 people, of which 1,503 perished, either by drowning, freezing to death while awaiting rescue that did not come until hours later, or being crushed to death by the collapsing sturcture of the massive 45,000 ton vessel. Everything went wrong that night.
    -Your resident 20th century historian

  • @notmyname8230
    @notmyname8230 4 года назад +8

    Jackson's been smoking weed you can smell it off him

  • @originalpear
    @originalpear 4 года назад

    The podcast getting updated avatars marks the beginning of a new era.

  • @xandermartinez9436
    @xandermartinez9436 4 года назад +6

    I stand by Jackson i'm a squeezer

  • @george6329
    @george6329 4 года назад +2

    Nobody:
    My grandma on halloween: 38:55

  • @swamp3d
    @swamp3d 4 года назад +15

    Every other video of Charlie’s get so ma y views but the podcasts get so little. I love them though

    • @AA-nh9do
      @AA-nh9do 4 года назад

      It defs is a strange business they got going on. Like the other guys aren't really content creators in the same way Charl is

    • @layneconway7196
      @layneconway7196 4 года назад +1

      A A they make all their money off of Spotify and Patreon. Also Andrew is a decently sized youtuber and Jackson has made games, edits for Charlie and streams. I believe Kaya used to stream but don’t really know his side hustle currently

    • @stupidchild7716
      @stupidchild7716 4 года назад

      @@layneconway7196 He pops up in other podcasts every now and then and I think he's into audio production

  • @psfreak333
    @psfreak333 4 года назад +1

    My favorite part of the silent hill circumcision conspiracy is the time stamps on the posts he made.....it lasted ages lol

  • @Sgtghost1964s
    @Sgtghost1964s 4 года назад +3

    Love the podcasts Charlie,
    thank you for staying dedicated to entertaining all of us even during these weird times.
    Big ups to you Mr.Moist !!

  • @jojonr619
    @jojonr619 4 года назад +1

    You guys wouldn’t have to worry about circumcision if you would just bring back the Mario maker challenge and the voicemails

  • @dex3625
    @dex3625 4 года назад +7

    They updated Jackson and Charlie's hair but they didn't edit on Andrew's jew neckbeard

  • @coneeyescorner4298
    @coneeyescorner4298 4 года назад

    Charlie and Jackson's icons got updateded finally 😂

  • @MutilatedWang
    @MutilatedWang 4 года назад +11

    Go watch Clopper's "love and circumcision" if you want to learn why circumcision is wrong and if you want to learn if it makes a difference. It is the equivalent to female circumcision

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 2 года назад +1

      Considering there are adult men who have been circumcised for medical reasons and are able to have normal sex lives, something FGM doesn’t allow, I’d say you’re full of shit.

  • @xx_shwavy-b_xx1982
    @xx_shwavy-b_xx1982 4 года назад +1

    There’s some video titles that you can’t ignore and this is one of them

  • @smergthedargon8974
    @smergthedargon8974 4 года назад +21

    Love you guys, but circumcision is a disgusting practice which ought to be banned and seeing that vid title killed my mood.
    Dammit, I don't wanna be a killjoy.

    • @bilelnaili6691
      @bilelnaili6691 4 года назад +1

      wtf there is nothing wrong with it
      the thumbnail is wrong it's not cutting the tip of the penis
      it has many health benefits
      and it's been done for more than 1000 years
      and in some cultures and religions it's obligated gor religious reasons
      and it's painless
      and has no side effects
      I'm not here to fight but don't talk about something you don't understand you just see it as cutting a part of your penis for THE LOOKS

    • @zombieland1433
      @zombieland1433 4 года назад

      Ben Ben Dover tbh you sound like an Anti-vaxer. Cutting the umbilical cord or giving a baby shot are all things that improve health of a baby even if you need to “cut into them with a knife” which is not even close to what they do in circumcision.

    • @Malamite
      @Malamite 4 года назад +13

      @@zombieland1433 The umbilical cord falls off on it's own anyways and a shot doesn't permanently remove part of a babies body. Funny you should mention anti-vaxers by the way. You know how anti-vaxers are treated as crazy because they deny what the majority of doctors say and choose to only listen to a small minority of other people? Well guess what, America is the ONLY first world country that practice routine infant circumcision. In every other developed country on the planet doctors say it doesn't need to be done, or is outright a human rights violation. So actually YOU are the one who's acting like an anti-vaxer because you ignore every other doctor on the planet that says it's a bad idea and exclusively listen to the minority of doctors in america. Circumcision does literally NOTHING to improve the health of a baby. Can you even name any of these supposed health benefits? Less chance of STDs? Then why does America have worse STD rates than all other first world countries that don't practice circumcision? And what do you mean it doesn't involve cutting them with a knife? Have you ever actually watched a circumcision? Of course you haven't. Literally how else do you suppose they CUT the skin off a body part without a knife? I dare you to actually go watch videos of it. You probably won't, because like most Americans you choose to live in ignorance. Why are you so desperate to justify mutilating babies?

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 4 года назад +10

      @@bilelnaili6691
      There is a *lot* wrong with circumcision and none of the health benefits

    • @Biotear
      @Biotear 4 года назад

      @@justiceforjoggers2897 ok but can i drink you?

  • @NoeyVI
    @NoeyVI 4 года назад +1

    Btw the Penguin Vietnam movie is called " A Penguin's Memories"

  • @Shadowwolf975
    @Shadowwolf975 4 года назад +6

    Poor Jackson, opening himself up like that lmao.
    Jackson: any of you boys ever just give it a good squeeze every now and then?
    Everyone else: no, never, we've never done anything like that, you're the only odd one here.
    Jackson: .....bastards...

  • @Natalie-101
    @Natalie-101 4 года назад +1

    So happy for the avatar change! Stay moist boys💕

  • @minimessi8599
    @minimessi8599 4 года назад +11

    This isn’t a fair argument no one can choose whether they’re circumcized or not

    • @gregorymalchuk272
      @gregorymalchuk272 4 года назад +24

      That's why it's genital mutilation.

    • @superdude899
      @superdude899 Год назад

      ​@@gregorymalchuk272Not a single nation has defined it as such

  • @njbutnotthestate4341
    @njbutnotthestate4341 4 года назад

    That joke about knowing how it feels to lose to flightless birds deserved more attention