[Lyrics] Damn having to carry that beggar bag around, And having to gather up as the trumpets ring, The class has filled with students, Is it math again today? The triangles, and all of that thinking, And I’ve barely finished everything, Coordinates, origin, and parabola, Goddamnit, It’s analysis! I’m not a doctor of physics, How am I supposed to know the acceleration? It’s simply just a square or triangle! Goddamnit, this stuff is serious! I don’t even know if that’s a needle or a worm, The absurdity of language class, What troublesome work this is… Ugh, I must be Napoleon! Confucius and Mencius must’ve been drinking, And intoxicated when they’re writing their stuff, How am I supposed to understand this bullsh-t? Oh God, I hate learning Chinese! A long time ago, Yoshida Kenko and Ki No Tsurayuki, They’re just writing nonsense, Like melting mizuames, “Loyalty, Filial piety, Benevolence, and Love.” Why are these values still relevant these days? That class must be hypnotic, Because I can fall asleep Immediately!
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乞食袋を重そうに
喇叭の声で集まって
教室差してぞろぞろと
行けば数学か
シンコステータの三角が
やっと済んだと思ったら
座標原点放物線
これが解析か
理学博士ではあるまいし
加速度なんか知るものか
頭が四角や三角に
なるは重学よ
蟻か蚯蚓か知らないが
頓珍漢の語学など
やっても役には立たないよ
俺はナポレオン
孔子や孟子が酒飲んで
一杯機嫌てほら吹いた
でたらめなんか知るものか
いやな漢文じゃ
昔も昔大昔
兼好法師や貫之が
寝言を書いた国文は
溶けた水飴か
忠孝仁義も今さらに
勿体らしく言うけれど
催眠術には違いない
直ぐに眠くなる
[Lyrics]
Damn having to carry that beggar bag around,
And having to gather up as the trumpets ring,
The class has filled with students,
Is it math again today?
The triangles, and all of that thinking,
And I’ve barely finished everything,
Coordinates, origin, and parabola,
Goddamnit, It’s analysis!
I’m not a doctor of physics,
How am I supposed to know the acceleration?
It’s simply just a square or triangle!
Goddamnit, this stuff is serious!
I don’t even know if that’s a needle or a worm,
The absurdity of language class,
What troublesome work this is…
Ugh, I must be Napoleon!
Confucius and Mencius must’ve been drinking,
And intoxicated when they’re writing their stuff,
How am I supposed to understand this bullsh-t?
Oh God, I hate learning Chinese!
A long time ago,
Yoshida Kenko and Ki No Tsurayuki,
They’re just writing nonsense,
Like melting mizuames,
“Loyalty, Filial piety, Benevolence, and Love.”
Why are these values still relevant these days?
That class must be hypnotic,
Because I can fall asleep Immediately!
Best m8, Is it just me or does the video have this weird robotic reverb to it?
@@josephballin1425 That's what I'm trying to figure out too smh