CDawgVA Roses are red, Blood is too. get your grammar together, Or someone's gonna kill you. mud is brown, so is a hole deep down, Grammars literally something, That'll make Sebastian frown. Mist is clear, So is glass, Get out Sebastian's way, Or he'll roast that ass. Space is dark, So is night time, To mess with the grammar king, Takes a lot of spine. my smile is mean, so is people's Grammar, I'm not very popular, At this late hour. Fish are wet, so is rain, Today's the day, Sebastian is raising the game. steel is cold, so is his heart, this long poem, will not let you throw darts. Frogs are green, So are thorns in their might, Keep scrolling I dare you, and goodnight!
Can we just talk about this for a second, Sebastian. Your poem to Undertaker. "There once was a woman from Q Who filled her vagina with glue She said with a grin, If they pay to get in They'll pay to get out of it too"
OK here I go Grell has sass Sebastian has ass And Ciel has no class Madam Red is dead So Ciel will be in her stead But, Sebastian is stuck making the bed.
Teletubbies are hot, and I am not. That doesn't matter. We love your grammar, I cannot rhyme so let's say hammer. Hopefully you read this, before it's lost in the abyss.
POEM: Precision is key for a butler such as I, as you must be dedicated, dutiful, and let nill pass you by. None of my tasks would I dare leave to fate, as a reliable member of the Phantomhive Estate. This poem speaks true, as it's nice and precise, that my grammar, you see, is no less than precise. Dearly trust in my words, and I never shall stutter, for I am simply one hell of a butler.
So? I can like what I like lol. I can like aj, and you can like sister location. You can think what I like is cringey, and I think FNAF is cringey. You don't have to be rude about it.
Sebastian: Bocchan I wrote a poem for you. Ciel: Okay... Sebastian: Roses are red Violets are blue DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN YOU! Ciel: .........
Me:"SARU! I wrote a poem for you!" Saruhiko: "eh?" Me:" I am red, you are blue~ I enjoy the time I spend with you. And forever, will always love you too. Yeah this sucks, but you do too..this is why it's meant for you!" Saruhiko:" Mm, okay.*starts walking away* Me: "WAIT WAIT WAIT!" Saruhiko: ? Me:"Tell me one~!" Saruhiko:*clicks tungue* NO Me:"..Please~?" Saruhiko:"*Fine* Saruhiko:"...Roses are red.......I'm going to bed." Me: "*SARU!* *No need to kill me~ I'm already dying of embarrassment*
That's a really good ORIGINAL poem. I must say, I totally have never heard it before. I wonder how you possibly could have thought of that, It's so amazing and original.
jingle bells twilight smells edran ran away Jacob cri Bella dies POTTER ALL THE WAY! JINGLE BELLS ALOIS SMELL CLAUDE RAN AWAY GRELL CRI CIEL DIE SEBASTIAN ALL THE WAY!!!
I took a trip over sea, to find one hell of a butler for me. The greatest butler I found, had already had a contract bound. With a small blue haired brat, with no brains at that, who never said anything kind. The one hell of a butler I'd say, is over worked each night and day. He works like a dog, while his master sits like a log, being lazy in every lay. For this butler I give a toast, and to him and his grand roasts. Each time I hear his voice, and if I wad given the choice, I'd let him take me to the coast. Where instead of hard work and dismay, I'd give him a vacation for him to say, "Hooray!" So Sebastian to you, this poem is true, I wish you a very good day. ^w^
Anatium Regina lemme make it clearer. Roses are red Violets are blue I have 10 fingers in total And the middle fingers that people pull out saying "Fuck you" is for u
Listening to every command, Listening to every demand, Cleaning after your master Won't make life go faster. So I ask, Who are you? A petty butler who does what he is told to do? What's the point of being constricted When your free will is being contradicted? I ask you, What do you do? Clean the dishes And make some stew? Killing things that a butler Isn't supposed to do? I ask you, What are you? A demon who makes deals To keep a person's lips sealed? You could take on a city if you wanted to, Yet you are here. You have the power to take things away. You have the power to make a person's life miserable. You have the power to travel the world, But what are you clinging onto? A broken ledge that can never be fixed. A lost soul that is transfixed. I ask again, What are you? What do you do? Who are you? Nothing. That is what you are. I just roasted you too hard. Don't come crying all the way home Like Elizabeth does on the phone. I suck at poems, I hope you could tell. But at least I can do my job well.
Sebastian, beloved, Sebastian my dear, Sebastian I'm dying, When you are not near. If murder should please you, And death brings you joy, Take this poor mortal, As your lowly toy. Drink your green tea With a stirring of blood, And tears of your fans, that come in a flood. Know that we love you, HellBeast that you are; For the sake of my life, Bassie, don't wander far.
Jay Typer The Wolf Thanks! I really hope he picks it, I came up with it in a hurry, b/c I had to get to work, but I poured decent grammar and a rhyme scheme into it, so :P
Daddy, daddy, look- My name is Philip I am a poet I wrote this poem just To show it And I just turned nine You can write rhymes But you can’t write mine
Pink funeral. Putting the white flash out of your heart isn’t really doable. Black and white cities, Books of roses in committees. The tingling feeling of gold burning gloss; The tingling feeling of breaking down and fighting against the cross. “I love you” on your neck instead, I’m receiving your letters with dread. I’m trying to be a normal human, Blowing glitter to cause illusion. Six rings on pale fingers, Although hope lingers, it’s leaving. Six rings on pale fingers, Trying to give you my heart while I’m grieving. You want it all; Lie laced protocol, Cyber lies spread on the wall, I’m your little voodoo doll. Three words on my mind “I love you” isn’t what I signed -------------------------------------------- Yes, I put effort into this. I'm looking for a genuine roast...
Dear Sebastian, Alois' ring is red Ciel's ring is blue You're an awesome butler And Claude is too (I tried.. I love you Sebastian! I'm sorry if this poem doesn't make sense..)
This is my poam, it's called "Instead Of Blue" My sweet Ciel, Eyes of blue, What kind of person is deep within you? The one not coated in layers of hate, No one could save you; for it was too late.You gave your soul for a demon slave, Bitter sweet revenge is all that you crave, But there was a time when you were sweet, Until death and despair you had to meet.My dear Ciel, With a broken smile, You're happiness only lasted awhile. Your heart broken that can never heal, Gave away your soul for a silly deal.You think Sebastian cares for you, I'm sorry but that was never true, He's wanted your soul from the very start, Wanted to devour it and rip you apart.My dear Ciel, How does it feel, To know that demons are actually real, No one could save you and now it's too late, Never can you enter through heavens gate.You're mother and father killed by a fire, Revenge is all you crave and desire, A butler to help you with you're every need, But he is only blinded by burning greed.Life to you was just a game of chess, You wanted the most and nothing left, So in the end; Did you stand or fall? Did the fragile king lose it all?My dear Ciel, I always knew, You're eyes should be red. Instead of blue. Hope you like it, I tried to make it perfect as I possible can, (this took me like a hour so, yea.)
I need to correct you on a fact violets are violet/purple don't ask why I just wasted part of my life writing that I'm just a depressed anti-social potato
The butler Sebastian with manners and poise Can't handle bad grammar; to him, it's all noise Roasting comments with Claude this time As he speaks in monotone with roasts in snide Sebastian, my dear, would you care to roast me? My grammar's average with subs near 640 This is the most poetic rhyming I have ever done Now to wrap it up in three, two, one.
(You might have already said this but I really want to hear you say this poem thingy.) There once was a woman from Q, who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, they'll pay to get out of it, too" My grammar cannot be denied!
Angels in black Demons in white Some people will be dying tonight And why is Grell on your back? Lizzy's voice kills my ears How did Ciel stand that for years?! She needs to be dead Just like Madam Red Ciel is such a brat He beats Eliza-bitchy at being that The mansion is of fire again WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THE SHOW, MAN?!?!?!
Blood is red, Your faith is blue, The moon is sugar-white, And your soul is dark, I fall deep down in a pit of devastation, Also I am not trustworthy of having your presence, You are a demon. And I am a innocent human. What do we know about eachother that lies a secret? I take advantage of you as my butler. What stays within shall never be returned. This shall be my moral of the day. -Ciel Phantomhive This better be good enough to satisfy you peeps!
I know it’s too late for Valentine's Day However I wanted to send this to you anyway To our dearest Sebastian, who we all know and love. He who cares for a small child without love. You who love the felines and kittens You who tends to all things loose and shaken. Your love for your masters soul is something we all must cherish. Without his wish, how can we have meet something like you. He who holds the Fuchsia eyes, the quick way to end an enemy's demise The emotion to hold such human lives in a hold. I’m slightly upset with you, Beast and Mathilda However we can all forgive for that. He who defeated Grell numerous times. You defended your master with your own life. As One Hell Of A Butler Should. Nothing could ever replace you, not even that spider Claude Demon. Your one of a kind, and never forget that. If you wish to roast me, I won’t mind. Just know deep inside. I’m by your side.
CAN'TTHINKOFAGOODNAME actually it's a MysticMessenger reference and a reference to a weird Bruno Mars article where the whole thing had horrible grammar and the title was "The rumor come out. Does Bruno Mars is gay??!?" Lol
POEMS ARE LAIFU!
CDawgVA XD
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I had a brick
I'd throw it at you.
NO POEMS! NO LAIFU!
CDawgVA
Roses are red,
Blood is too.
get your grammar together,
Or someone's gonna kill you.
mud is brown,
so is a hole deep down,
Grammars literally something,
That'll make Sebastian frown.
Mist is clear,
So is glass,
Get out Sebastian's way,
Or he'll roast that ass.
Space is dark,
So is night time,
To mess with the grammar king,
Takes a lot of spine.
my smile is mean,
so is people's Grammar,
I'm not very popular,
At this late hour.
Fish are wet,
so is rain,
Today's the day,
Sebastian is raising the game.
steel is cold,
so is his heart,
this long poem,
will not let you throw darts.
Frogs are green,
So are thorns in their might,
Keep scrolling I dare you,
and goodnight!
Where's your poem CDawgVA?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I loved season 1
But WTF was season 2?
LollyLin Sebastian is going to beat Claude omg look what Claude did in ep 9 season 2!
Am i the only one who liked season two? ;-;
GoodbyeSocilLife ;-; no >.
It was really fucked up but hey... Alois was in it (and Claude but iam the only one who likes him so...)
nice poem lolly lin
Roses are red
ZEN's hair is grey
The real question is
Does Jumin Han is gay?
Ohhhhh myyyy goooddd
Eve Chan bless
Eve Chan YES!
Eve Chan
gay or Europion?
Luna GoldsWorth European*
Roses are black.
Violets are black.
I'm not racist,
I'm just a really bad gardener.
me too, Mitsuki. me too.
😂
I'm not even a gardener...
Mitsuki-chan so u r finny
Rebecca Holmes One, don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
Two, you spelt you, are, and funny wrong.
I could just imagine Levi watching this, and be like, "F***ing crybaby." XD
Btw, XD=😂
Maggot
Levi can call me short even if he's short because he's taller than me 😅
@@highwaytohell3755 I’m 4’9 so he Levi Ackerman is taller than me.
Blood is red
Oceans are blue
Grell Loves Sebastian
And his fans do too~
Gaming w/ a Noob! Omg lol nice one ;)
Ya very good one he is sooooo badass and cute!
Gaming w/ a Noob! so true
Gaming w/ a Noob! Love of fear..
OH SNAP
Roses are red,
My hair is black,
If you don't like this,
Catch me outside, how bout dat.
KPOP-ADDICT omfg I wasn't ready for this XD
Shauna ferrier me too
KPOP-ADDICT XD I Hate you!.. But I love you for that too. 😐 💗
Evil laugh... 😈
yes ty
Roses are red,
Here's something new,
Violets are violet
NOT FUCKING BLUE!!
My Little Fox _19 so true
Yup
Finally someone
Can we just talk about this for a second, Sebastian.
Your poem to Undertaker.
"There once was a woman from Q
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin, If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it too"
What the heck did i just read lol 😂
Mikabell Starfall XDDDD *sign that says savage master falls down* HAHAHAHHHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA
Jingle Bells
Reiner Smells
Annie Ran Away!
Marco Died
Armin Cried
LEVI ALL THE WAY!
roast this please.
I love this😂
Ms Izuvia LEVI!!!!!!😍😍😍😍
Ms Izuvia YASSSSS .....I lyk it....BUT they're all still brats..we all know that.
Ms Izuvia SNK-
OK here I go
Grell has sass
Sebastian has ass
And Ciel has no class
Madam Red is dead
So Ciel will be in her stead
But, Sebastian is stuck making the bed.
Mervyn Njinyi I'm dead
Attack_On _Mockingjay MADAME RED IS THAT YOU
Oh my god this is fucking awesome!
Mervyn Njinyi *slow clap*
Mervyn Njinyi Slay sweetheart slay
"Can you fill in for me?"
*Claude shakes his head*
"No?.. I'll let you lick Girl's toes."
*Claude: GOTTA GO FAST*
Didn't he say ciel's toes?
😆
Poor Sebastian he couldn't take it anymore then he got replaced by Claud. Poor Teacher Sebastian. But nice cover Claud!
@@jillreads6142 Hi
@Kailen Morgan Hello
@@jillreads6142 who's your favorite character in Black Butler?
@Kailen Morgan Me and Sebastian the only characters that matter in the show
@@jillreads6142 same I also like Ciel and Sebastian can I ask you something
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mother told me I was a mistake, I said, "What about you? ".
Ren Insanity oooohhhhhhhhhh
Wuffle Waffle Hmm? Lol.
Ren Insanity DAWM
Marshmello LovesToBeCooked Lol.
Ren Insanity Wow. DAMN
A poem.
Darel Halgarth Quality.
A reply.
Darel Halgarth Wow this is pure talent
DUDE!!! I JUST PUT THE EXACT SAME THING!!!! THEN DELETED IT!!!!
Darel Halgarth I'm shook at how beautiful that was
Error 404:
This haiku could not be found.
Try again later.
Liron Bartz doesn't Error 404 means "Reset"....??
Jean Garcia I think the joke was that is a haiku...
I told this to my teacher. She typed it up and hung it on her wall.
Jean Garcia Error 606*
Teletubbies are hot,
and I am not.
That doesn't matter.
We love your grammar,
I cannot rhyme so let's say hammer.
Hopefully you read this,
before it's lost in the abyss.
smïle.my.löve Wow....I couldve Never came up with that....
IT'S EDITED!!
Lololollolololololololololololololol fuck me hahahahahahahahahahahahah
POEM:
Precision is key for a butler such as I, as you must be dedicated, dutiful, and let nill pass you by.
None of my tasks would I dare leave to fate, as a reliable member of the Phantomhive Estate.
This poem speaks true, as it's nice and precise, that my grammar, you see, is no less than precise. Dearly trust in my words, and I never shall stutter, for I am simply one hell of a butler.
Not bad, not bad at all. 👏🏻
3RR0AR This is amazing duuuddee.
I love that poem!
Alioth Skys thanks dude!
Olivia hilton Thankyou 😄
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy shit, the house is on fire, Just Like Ciel's parents too
-Why the Fuck won't my computer let me comment in a poetic form-
Sɧεℓℓ I love that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a pro!
OMG LOL
I smoke too much weed,
neko waifus are all that I need,
just kidding where is my sebaciel?
Roses are red violets are blue, even though you call us peasants, YOU are one too.😎
Breyahna Wheeler
NICE
i thought it said peanuts instead of peasants lol
Lacie Laurens
Lol XD so did I XD
Breyahna Wheeler is savages
Emoji’s come first before the period.
roses are red
blood is too
but violets are violet
not fucking blue
Omg Im Not The Only One!
I love this one
KarateFinch I know, true true, I am ashamed I used, violets are blue now...
Grell's hair is red,
Ciel's is blue.
Please notice this poem.
Thank you!
Love it
Haiku's are easy.
But sometimes they make no sense.
Refrigerator.
Take a look at this one's channel: I dare you.
So? I can like what I like lol. I can like aj, and you can like sister location. You can think what I like is cringey, and I think FNAF is cringey. You don't have to be rude about it.
i saw and i subscribed
x3
refrigerator?? XD
Sebastian: Bocchan I wrote a poem for you.
Ciel: Okay...
Sebastian: Roses are red
Violets are blue
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN YOU!
Ciel: .........
Me:"SARU! I wrote a poem for you!"
Saruhiko: "eh?"
Me:" I am red, you are blue~
I enjoy the time I spend with you.
And forever, will always love you too.
Yeah this sucks, but you do too..this is why it's meant for you!"
Saruhiko:" Mm, okay.*starts walking away*
Me: "WAIT WAIT WAIT!"
Saruhiko: ?
Me:"Tell me one~!"
Saruhiko:*clicks tungue* NO
Me:"..Please~?"
Saruhiko:"*Fine*
Saruhiko:"...Roses are red.......I'm going to bed."
Me: "*SARU!*
*No need to kill me~ I'm already dying of embarrassment*
11 errors have been made in that comment, there, I've killed you again.
* tongue
Roses are red
Harambe was shot
My name is Rick Harrison
and this is my pawn shop.
Mayadere Chan
oh god fucking damn it
Suga's Oppa (;
Mayadere Chan DEAD
Mayadere Chan
Roses are red
Clowns are near
We would be safe
If harambe was here
Mayadere Chan:............pleaae don't insult harambe
Roses are red
lemons are sour
I've been writing Yuri!!! On Ice poems in the dark for almost an hour
Oh my gosh, this is gold 😂😂 but same
YASSSSS!!!
Trinity Russell yes
Roses are black,
Violets are black,
everything is black,
I'm blind.
and I type using magic
Garip bir kanal
WIIIIITCHH!!!!!
That's a really good ORIGINAL poem.
I must say, I totally have never heard it before.
I wonder how you possibly could have thought of that, It's so amazing and original.
+Mousemask Draws that's the quarter of the joke
you're pretending to be V.
Am I right?
jingle bells
twilight smells
edran ran away
Jacob cri
Bella dies
POTTER ALL THE WAY!
JINGLE BELLS
ALOIS SMELL
CLAUDE RAN AWAY
GRELL CRI
CIEL DIE
SEBASTIAN ALL THE WAY!!!
How dare you insult my favorite movie saga!
Lol dude.. this is one of the best "poems" I have seen!
YASSSSS HARRY POTTER FOR LIFE!!!!
*CIEL DIE destroyed my heart and soul*
Your grammar is disappointing Sebastian.
"Claude I'll let you lick Ciel's toes.."
Wtf my head snapped around quicker than it should of... O___O" lmfao
There was once a kid named Ciel
He has a butler from hell,
His parents died
and his house was fried,
But we all think he's doing swell.
That Weird Anime Nerd Girl I
Poem For Claude: If i don't kill you than Hana will, If she doesn't than the reapers will
.*
Yin is black
Yang is white
No matter what Sebastian is always right.
(I’m dead inside help me)
ciel is short
sebastian is a phantomhive
if lizzie redecorated the mansion (and ciel's room)
she'd be lucky to survive
Dreada: Blood is red
bruises can be blue
I released hell...
so how are you?😆
LOL
I meant HE not HR
God made coke
God made Pepsi,
God made Claude oh so sexy,
God made rivers,
God made lakes
God made Sebastian,
Oh well we all make mistakes.
OneHell OfAnAnnie this is beauty
OneHell OfAnAnnie Claude is the mistake....
ohhhhh burnnnnnnnn
ticciworkforever YES THANKYOU
My oh my, would our dear butler Sebastian be pleased with this? I highly doubt it.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My name isn't Dave
Microwave ~
I took a trip over sea,
to find one hell of a butler for me.
The greatest butler I found,
had already had a contract bound.
With a small blue haired brat,
with no brains at that,
who never said anything kind.
The one hell of a butler I'd say,
is over worked each night and day.
He works like a dog,
while his master sits like a log,
being lazy in every lay.
For this butler I give a toast,
and to him and his grand roasts.
Each time I hear his voice,
and if I wad given the choice,
I'd let him take me to the coast.
Where instead of hard work and dismay,
I'd give him a vacation for him to say, "Hooray!"
So Sebastian to you,
this poem is true,
I wish you a very good day. ^w^
*Way, I am so sorry I tried to make it grammatically correct.
Kura Soma I thought it said I tripped over the sea!
Thank you. ^w^
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I have 10 fingers,
The middle ones are for you :)
ItsLilKryzley Wouldn't the middle ones of your ten fingers be the thumbs? So both thumps up? It's how you see it...
ItsLilKryzley I saw that one before
Anatium Regina lemme make it clearer.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have 10 fingers in total
And the middle fingers that people pull out saying "Fuck you" is for u
ItsLilKryzley so the 5th ones for me??
ItsLilKryzley what? Don't you mean I have five fingers the third is for you
Listening to every command,
Listening to every demand,
Cleaning after your master
Won't make life go faster.
So I ask,
Who are you?
A petty butler who does what he is told to do?
What's the point of being constricted
When your free will is being contradicted?
I ask you,
What do you do?
Clean the dishes
And make some stew?
Killing things that a butler
Isn't supposed to do?
I ask you,
What are you?
A demon who makes deals
To keep a person's lips sealed?
You could take on a city if you wanted to,
Yet you are here.
You have the power to take things away.
You have the power to make a person's life miserable.
You have the power to travel the world,
But what are you clinging onto?
A broken ledge that can never be fixed.
A lost soul that is transfixed.
I ask again,
What are you?
What do you do?
Who are you?
Nothing.
That is what you are.
I just roasted you too hard.
Don't come crying all the way home
Like Elizabeth does on the phone.
I suck at poems,
I hope you could tell.
But at least I can do my job well.
ALPH4_CENT4URI That was quite nice and actually very well thought out.
Yahiko Kurotama Thank you! 😊 I had to actually make a couple of drafts to get it where it is now.
finally not a roses are red comment an actual poem
TheDrCrow I know right?! I honestly just wanted to do something original.
***** Aww thank you!
Claude's monotone and sarcastic voice just makes me laugh so hard.
I love how 99.9999% OF THE POEMS are roses are red poems.
(lets join the rest of you weebs)
ROSES ARE RED
CIELS HAIR IS BLUE
CHICKEN CLAUDE IS EDGY
SO ARE YOU
*clap clap*
KanernMeadow my poem actually took a few seconds. It was about children reading lemons
Sebastian, beloved,
Sebastian my dear,
Sebastian I'm dying,
When you are not near.
If murder should please you,
And death brings you joy,
Take this poor mortal,
As your lowly toy.
Drink your green tea
With a stirring of blood,
And tears of your fans,
that come in a flood.
Know that we love you,
HellBeast that you are;
For the sake of my life,
Bassie, don't wander far.
Kida garush This is fucking beautiful 😂 Crying tears of joy
Kida garush: *sniff. cries with a huge amount of tears* ITS SO BEAUTIFUL I CANT STAND IT!!!!!!!!
Kida garush, 1 word,
Fabulous
Jay Typer The Wolf Thanks! I really hope he picks it, I came up with it in a hurry, b/c I had to get to work, but I poured decent grammar and a rhyme scheme into it, so :P
awesome poem!!
What's the point in this wretched life,
if I exist just to be nice,
and most of my life
exists on the ice.
Blood is red,
Ciel's jacket is blue,
Alois and Claude suck,
but you and Ciel do too!
_._alkijuyo _._ KEEP AWAY HATE!!!
No hating ok!
I hate you
No hate for Sebastian and Ciel boi
Roses are red
Violet`s my name
Anime is my religion
And I have no fucking life holy shit-
Thats me
Violazy :3 *that sums up me*
My version of your poem .
Roses are red,
Violet`s you r name,
Anime is our religion,
And this is my game.
I don't like buffer,
I don't like ads,
But when ads buffer,
That's when I suffer.
oml yes xD
Spinning Hammock AJ I hope my grammar is good because I'm bad when it comes to poems.
SnowyWolfnumber1 I'm pretty sure there's only one d in ads
Charliterri 秋 is there really oh my god xD.
Charliterri 秋 I fixed it. Thank you :D.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am still waiting
for YOI season 2.
Midori Gurin IT SPEAKS TRUTH
Me
XD
Midori Gurin every single YOI fan
Midori Gurin THIS IS SOME FINE LITERATURE
Midori Gurin lol XD
AW COME ON I THOUGH CLAUDE WAS GOING TO BE READING THEM" Flips table"
11 year olds write Lemons,
And love to watch Hentai,
But only YOUR true fans scream,
Notice me senpai~
😘💕
Alley West Aaaaayyyyeeee😉
👌❤
Daddy, daddy, look-
My name is Philip
I am a poet
I wrote this poem just
To show it
And I just turned nine
You can write rhymes
But you can’t write mine
Luna Lit yOU CAN SAVE LIVES BUT YOU CAN'T SAVE MINE
Luna Lit isn't that hamilton
alexandria nykyi yes
Keep calm and get... 1 HELL OF A BUTLER
“I am a female.”
*Oh go on tumblr and cry about it-*
I died at that part💀💀💀
Ahem.
His roasting is amazing, that blue fire is blazing,
I have started praising you,
oh, so, so true
Oh, and an extra one.
:) Oh, I must say your grammar is amazing and blazing like that blue fire roasting at about 2732 fahrenheit.
CAN'T ROAST ME!!!
Yes, yes he can, that is all.
This is a poem.
I have spoken.
if this is stolen,
I'll be broken.
Oh boy. That was probably the worst poem on here.
Dark Angel Chan NAH
No it was probably better than mine
Ciel is white
Elizabeth is white
Grell is white (feel miscolored Grell)
Sebastian is black
Grae me
Wtf
Grae I thought Grell was red
Grae Grell werrre arrre you? Grae has a surrrrprise 4 ya! Meow!😹😉
Lilly 09 I miscolored her 😂
“Why am I here?
That’s the question I ask myself when on Hentai Haven.”
-The More You Know
You wanted a poem? Try this,
(Ahem)
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
This world won't last long,
Neither will any of you".
I tried.
zach johnston c: I like ur attempt
Sliver_souls Aphmau fandom thank you
Roses are red.
Violets are blue,
Don't give a fuck,
Neither do you.
I really, really don't care.
F'a'l.l ē'n'. Good for you.
Sally paints a picture but there's a twist
the paint brush is a razor
and the art work is on her wrist.
P.S please bassy hit me with that whip....~
Madison Sims thank you
grell sutcliff that's really deep 😞
Ohh another me, hello!
SpiritWolf22 I'm sorry if it's really dark but it's the only one that came to my mind
My coat is red,
Ciel's coat is blue.
Try to roast me Bassy!
I'll roast you too! ;P
Tht_Rndm_Rpr _Grell nice.....best one of all
🎶 "Chest [and] nuts roasting on an open fire." 🎶
Sebastian Sebastian
Yes my Lord
That is your word
When I give you a command
You will meet my demand
I have a butler,
You have a butler,
We are rich.
Vad73 idk 11 now
Jingle bells,
Yoosung yells,
Rika ran away,
Jihyun died,
Saeyoung lied,
Does Jumin han is gay,
Hey!!!
Neko boy That was perfect 😂
Neko boy shut your mouth
Neko boy * bows down * all hail the fucking king. Holy shit that is amazing,
Neko boy THIS IS AMAZING
Neko boy You saved my life
Why do I always loose my shit watching these videos?
Here's a poem :)
"Roses are red,
I have a phone.
Nobody texts me,
forever alone"
:')
PotatoPie aww *hugs*
PotatoPie awww
PotatoPie same
PotatoPie: why do I feel you? it's the same for me. *sniff. goes to a corner and cries*
I get tons of calls!
by telemarketers ;(
Grell is red
Ciel is blue
While I'm
I'll say "BOO?
Lemon 🍋
Pink funeral.
Putting the white flash out of your heart isn’t really doable.
Black and white cities,
Books of roses in committees.
The tingling feeling of gold burning gloss;
The tingling feeling of breaking down and fighting against the cross.
“I love you” on your neck instead,
I’m receiving your letters with dread.
I’m trying to be a normal human,
Blowing glitter to cause illusion.
Six rings on pale fingers,
Although hope lingers, it’s leaving.
Six rings on pale fingers,
Trying to give you my heart while I’m grieving.
You want it all;
Lie laced protocol,
Cyber lies spread on the wall,
I’m your little voodoo doll.
Three words on my mind
“I love you” isn’t what I signed
--------------------------------------------
Yes, I put effort into this. I'm looking for a genuine roast...
*clears throat
Rose are purple
Violets are orange
I'm colour blind
My life :'DD
•Fairy Keiotic• true art
•Fairy Keiotic• Roses are black.
Violets are black.
everything is black.
I am blind
•Fairy Keiotic• So Beauty full 😢
blood is red your fire is blue and my heart dies for you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Is me or is Sebastian hair is goals
Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
You see That Rock?
I Live under there.
Fuck up my life.. It Doesn't rhyme.
Crows are black,
Rings are blue,
I love Ciel Phantomhive more than you~
I still Love you though
( ; -;)~♡
cash me ousside how bouh dat
Gaara wtf are you doing here Gaara???
Gaara XD
Dear Sebastian,
Alois' ring is red
Ciel's ring is blue
You're an awesome butler
And Claude is too
(I tried.. I love you Sebastian! I'm sorry if this poem doesn't make sense..)
(I love this channel by the way! 😄)
ღBяσσкєlуии мσкαღ why you talking about male version of me!
XxAthleticGirlxX :3 Uhhh...
GamerGirlRo ! I don't need to know whether you hate Claude or not. Keep it to yourself. Please.
So what.
Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Hippity hoppity,
This is now my property!
Here's a poem! Roses are red, violet's aren't blue, Black Butler's awesome, and so are you!
Roses are red, violets are still not blue, one poem's not enough, so here's poem number 2. :)
This is my poam, it's called "Instead Of Blue"
My sweet Ciel, Eyes of blue,
What kind of person is deep within you?
The one not coated in layers of hate,
No one could save you; for it was too late.You gave your soul for a demon slave,
Bitter sweet revenge is all that you crave,
But there was a time when you were sweet,
Until death and despair you had to meet.My dear Ciel, With a broken smile,
You're happiness only lasted awhile.
Your heart broken that can never heal,
Gave away your soul for a silly deal.You think Sebastian cares for you,
I'm sorry but that was never true,
He's wanted your soul from the very start,
Wanted to devour it and rip you apart.My dear Ciel, How does it feel,
To know that demons are actually real,
No one could save you and now it's too late,
Never can you enter through heavens gate.You're mother and father killed by a fire,
Revenge is all you crave and desire,
A butler to help you with you're every need,
But he is only blinded by burning greed.Life to you was just a game of chess,
You wanted the most and nothing left,
So in the end; Did you stand or fall?
Did the fragile king lose it all?My dear Ciel, I always knew,
You're eyes should be red.
Instead of blue.
Hope you like it, I tried to make it perfect as I possible can, (this took me like a hour so, yea.)
I spelled a word wrong crap -_-
Nooooooo!
Nevermind, my spelling is perfection, try to correct it Sebastian Michaelis!
This is actually really good
So beautiful, it's love and its life 💕
Roses are red
Zen likes to flex
I don't get fan mail
I only get checks.
booglegirl MMD yes yes!!
Does Jumin Han is gay?
Blood is red,
Your fire is blue,
My face gets red,
when I am around you....
I'm sorry, I'm already dead.
Eleven year olds
Reading lemons
Bad grammar and
Crippling depression
The world is doomed
That could be a rap...
Taylor Lake
My life summed up
Taylor Lake The king of kings (or queen?)
Marisa Figueroa Queen :)
Sebastian's eyes are red
Alois' are blue
My name is Dave
This makes no sense
MICROWAVE!
Everyone forgets that I exist.
ROSES ARE RED
TELLATUBBIES ARE BLUE
I LIKE LEMONS
HOW ABOUT YOU
Christian Potts ...Lemon fabrics?
Christian Potts yasssssss
Mozzie G. yes
XD I thought so...
Mozzie G. lol
I love this channel. No grammar mistakes? Please answer me.
Roses are red
Violets are red
Grass is red
My garden is on fire
Holy fuck,
So many stolen poems.
Can you guys not think of anything original?
Mousemask Draws I did...
Mousemask Draws No. No, we can't.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sunflowers are yellow,
You thought this was a poem, well sorry, these are just gardening facts
Aio Chan 😎 Damn
I need to correct you on a fact violets are violet/purple don't ask why I just wasted part of my life writing that I'm just a depressed anti-social potato
Olivia 8902 did you just assume their color??
(( kill me ))
Melaniemartinezs Crybaby
Yup XD
Krusty Krabs is unfair,
Mr. Krabs is in there,
Standing at the concession;
I have crippling depression.
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I am your master
So do any command I tell you
Vic Out of the closet yes your highness, yes your highness, yes your highness
I'm not good at poems
Yet this is when I chose to be roasted.
Blah Blah Blah
Your voice is hotter than the fire that killed Ciel's parents.
Dude... you are minced.
XD Calm down Ciel
Blood is red. Tears aren't actually blue. But I want chocolate. Monthly periods, SCREW YOU!
No regrets cause it's completely true.
Miranda so true😭😭😭
Miranda true
so true LOL!
Miranda yes me
Rock.
You are a rock.
Gray.
You are gray,
like a rock,
Which you are.
Rock.
Attack_On _Mockingjay ..............I get it. I GET ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
That's..that's deep
I applaud you!
That was from My Little Pony. Mudpie said that. Don't believe me? Look it up.
Attack_On _Mockingjay lol Maud Pie's poem
Attack_On _Mockingjay
This poem
Your name
I am crying happy tears
Roses are read.
Violets are blue.
I am a Teletubby.
And I love you. 😝
I'm so sorry It was so bad
The butler Sebastian with manners and poise
Can't handle bad grammar; to him, it's all noise
Roasting comments with Claude this time
As he speaks in monotone with roasts in snide
Sebastian, my dear, would you care to roast me?
My grammar's average with subs near 640
This is the most poetic rhyming I have ever done
Now to wrap it up in three, two, one.
*claps*
Beauty
The world is in pen,
But Sebastian is a highlighter
A pen wrote the world,
But Sebastian made it brighter!
I tried.
Roses are red,
I want to die,
watching these videos,
makes me cry.
I suck at life :/
Roses are red,
The clowns are near,
We would be safe,
If Harambe was here.
XD old
Roses are red,
Violets are dandy,
jump in my van
and I'll give you some candy.
;)
Mikaela McNuggets you are now my mother and there's nothing you can do about it
t0mbb0y.O Why?
Mikaela McNuggets do you really 😒
"In these videos, I would consider my viewers the master or the lord."
*Proceeds to call us peasants*
(You might have already said this but I really want to hear you say this poem thingy.)
There once was a woman from Q, who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, they'll pay to get out of it, too"
My grammar cannot be denied!
Angels in black
Demons in white
Some people will be dying tonight
And why is Grell on your back?
Lizzy's voice kills my ears
How did Ciel stand that for years?!
She needs to be dead
Just like Madam Red
Ciel is such a brat
He beats Eliza-bitchy at being that
The mansion is of fire again
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THE SHOW, MAN?!?!?!
thanks
DemonLover666 beautiful just beautiful.
Raven Grace thank you
"a poem in the comment section below to get roasted" ROAST ME!
SMARTASS!
I KNOW RIGHT
WHATEVER
you'll regret it
what's roast?
Blood is red,
Your faith is blue,
The moon is sugar-white,
And your soul is dark,
I fall deep down in a pit of devastation,
Also I am not trustworthy of having your presence,
You are a demon.
And I am a innocent human.
What do we know about eachother that lies a secret?
I take advantage of you as my butler.
What stays within shall never be returned.
This shall be my moral of the day.
-Ciel Phantomhive
This better be good enough to satisfy you peeps!
I know it’s too late for Valentine's Day
However I wanted to send this to you anyway
To our dearest Sebastian, who we all know and love.
He who cares for a small child without love.
You who love the felines and kittens
You who tends to all things loose and shaken.
Your love for your masters soul is something we all must cherish.
Without his wish, how can we have meet something like you.
He who holds the Fuchsia eyes, the quick way to end an enemy's demise
The emotion to hold such human lives in a hold.
I’m slightly upset with you, Beast and Mathilda
However we can all forgive for that.
He who defeated Grell numerous times.
You defended your master with your own life.
As One Hell Of A Butler Should.
Nothing could ever replace you, not even that spider Claude Demon.
Your one of a kind, and never forget that.
If you wish to roast me, I won’t mind.
Just know deep inside. I’m by your side.
Sean Hellsing X3 THIS IS SO CUTE AAAAHHHH I JUST WANNA HUGS YOU FER DIS YOU SAID WHAT WE ALL COULDN'T
Aww :3
Carla 'Sean' Hellsing, so many of those verses didn't rhyme xD
God I love it You’re so creative
roses are black
violets are black
everything's black
I'm blind
Garip bir kanal Then why do you type
Gummy ツ magic
and it's "how" not "why"
FlossyFangirl no it's not that SIRIus
Roses are red Dark clouds are grayThe rumor come out
Does Sebastian Michealis is GAY?!???!?
Does Jumin Han is GAY?!???!?
PsychoTeddy ..does?
PinkKitty I think it is a joke from previous episodes.
CAN'TTHINKOFAGOODNAME actually it's a MysticMessenger reference and a reference to a weird Bruno Mars article where the whole thing had horrible grammar and the title was "The rumor come out. Does Bruno Mars is gay??!?" Lol
Ashley Dove YAS DOES HE DOES HE GAY ??!!?
Roses are red.
Bacon is also red.
Poems are hard.
BACON!