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  • @CDawgVA
    @CDawgVA  7 лет назад +3049

    POEMS ARE LAIFU!

    • @melmel304
      @melmel304 7 лет назад +8

      CDawgVA XD

    • @dynamaybe_
      @dynamaybe_ 7 лет назад +51

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      If I had a brick
      I'd throw it at you.

    • @blu8993
      @blu8993 7 лет назад +10

      NO POEMS! NO LAIFU!

    • @wheresthecandybaka3411
      @wheresthecandybaka3411 7 лет назад +94

      CDawgVA
      Roses are red,
      Blood is too.
      get your grammar together,
      Or someone's gonna kill you.
      mud is brown,
      so is a hole deep down,
      Grammars literally something,
      That'll make Sebastian frown.
      Mist is clear,
      So is glass,
      Get out Sebastian's way,
      Or he'll roast that ass.
      Space is dark,
      So is night time,
      To mess with the grammar king,
      Takes a lot of spine.
      my smile is mean,
      so is people's Grammar,
      I'm not very popular,
      At this late hour.
      Fish are wet,
      so is rain,
      Today's the day,
      Sebastian is raising the game.
      steel is cold,
      so is his heart,
      this long poem,
      will not let you throw darts.
      Frogs are green,
      So are thorns in their might,
      Keep scrolling I dare you,
      and goodnight!

    • @senseisato6353
      @senseisato6353 7 лет назад +10

      Where's your poem CDawgVA?

  • @evelin0005
    @evelin0005 7 лет назад +1211

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I loved season 1
    But WTF was season 2?

    • @animenekoboysarelife2514
      @animenekoboysarelife2514 7 лет назад +13

      LollyLin Sebastian is going to beat Claude omg look what Claude did in ep 9 season 2!

    • @nyankonui
      @nyankonui 6 лет назад +33

      Am i the only one who liked season two? ;-;

    • @baileyholloway7494
      @baileyholloway7494 6 лет назад +2

      GoodbyeSocilLife ;-; no >.

    • @annamess6463
      @annamess6463 6 лет назад +10

      It was really fucked up but hey... Alois was in it (and Claude but iam the only one who likes him so...)

    • @johntrettel09
      @johntrettel09 6 лет назад +1

      nice poem lolly lin

  • @evechan3695
    @evechan3695 7 лет назад +2478

    Roses are red
    ZEN's hair is grey
    The real question is
    Does Jumin Han is gay?

  • @Angel-mx7jj
    @Angel-mx7jj 7 лет назад +805

    Roses are black.
    Violets are black.
    I'm not racist,
    I'm just a really bad gardener.

    • @chibilita2930
      @chibilita2930 7 лет назад +7

      me too, Mitsuki. me too.

    • @Toxic_gl0worm
      @Toxic_gl0worm 7 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @lifeishard746
      @lifeishard746 6 лет назад +5

      I'm not even a gardener...

    • @pennyholmes5181
      @pennyholmes5181 6 лет назад +6

      Mitsuki-chan so u r finny

    • @chautunguyen5351
      @chautunguyen5351 6 лет назад +1

      Rebecca Holmes One, don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
      Two, you spelt you, are, and funny wrong.

  • @lifeishard746
    @lifeishard746 6 лет назад +220

    I could just imagine Levi watching this, and be like, "F***ing crybaby." XD

    • @lifeishard746
      @lifeishard746 6 лет назад +4

      Btw, XD=😂

    • @mellohi228
      @mellohi228 6 лет назад +4

      Maggot

    • @highwaytohell3755
      @highwaytohell3755 5 лет назад +1

      Levi can call me short even if he's short because he's taller than me 😅

    • @mariayokley649
      @mariayokley649 3 года назад +1

      @@highwaytohell3755 I’m 4’9 so he Levi Ackerman is taller than me.

  • @gamingwanoob8853
    @gamingwanoob8853 7 лет назад +384

    Blood is red
    Oceans are blue
    Grell Loves Sebastian
    And his fans do too~

    • @judithreantaso2392
      @judithreantaso2392 7 лет назад +2

      Gaming w/ a Noob! Omg lol nice one ;)

    • @kenmakozume1212
      @kenmakozume1212 6 лет назад +1

      Ya very good one he is sooooo badass and cute!

    • @tonyjbarrow
      @tonyjbarrow 6 лет назад +1

      Gaming w/ a Noob! so true

    • @naviaowner
      @naviaowner 6 лет назад +1

      Gaming w/ a Noob! Love of fear..

    • @ber4905
      @ber4905 6 лет назад +2

      OH SNAP

  • @macabreromance
    @macabreromance 7 лет назад +176

    Roses are red,
    My hair is black,
    If you don't like this,
    Catch me outside, how bout dat.

  • @mylittlefox_1960
    @mylittlefox_1960 7 лет назад +91

    Roses are red,
    Here's something new,
    Violets are violet
    NOT FUCKING BLUE!!

  • @mikabellstarfall7584
    @mikabellstarfall7584 7 лет назад +161

    Can we just talk about this for a second, Sebastian.
    Your poem to Undertaker.
    "There once was a woman from Q
    Who filled her vagina with glue
    She said with a grin, If they pay to get in
    They'll pay to get out of it too"

    • @animalcrossinglover5243
      @animalcrossinglover5243 7 лет назад +1

      What the heck did i just read lol 😂

    • @vortexconnor
      @vortexconnor 7 лет назад

      Mikabell Starfall XDDDD *sign that says savage master falls down* HAHAHAHHHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA

  • @msizuvia8521
    @msizuvia8521 7 лет назад +285

    Jingle Bells
    Reiner Smells
    Annie Ran Away!
    Marco Died
    Armin Cried
    LEVI ALL THE WAY!

    • @msizuvia8521
      @msizuvia8521 7 лет назад +2

      roast this please.

    • @lilydot9745
      @lilydot9745 7 лет назад +3

      I love this😂

    • @vjr.8594
      @vjr.8594 7 лет назад +3

      Ms Izuvia LEVI!!!!!!😍😍😍😍

    • @aeyngroenpael6242
      @aeyngroenpael6242 7 лет назад +3

      Ms Izuvia YASSSSS .....I lyk it....BUT they're all still brats..we all know that.

    • @freshavocado6528
      @freshavocado6528 7 лет назад +1

      Ms Izuvia SNK-

  • @mervynnjinyi5161
    @mervynnjinyi5161 7 лет назад +198

    OK here I go
    Grell has sass
    Sebastian has ass
    And Ciel has no class
    Madam Red is dead
    So Ciel will be in her stead
    But, Sebastian is stuck making the bed.

    • @var_i_ant9734
      @var_i_ant9734 7 лет назад +3

      Mervyn Njinyi I'm dead

    • @Apple-Pie-
      @Apple-Pie- 7 лет назад +1

      Attack_On _Mockingjay MADAME RED IS THAT YOU

    • @staleteethpaste
      @staleteethpaste 7 лет назад +1

      Oh my god this is fucking awesome!

    • @deer1833
      @deer1833 7 лет назад +1

      Mervyn Njinyi *slow clap*

    • @cordelia5360
      @cordelia5360 7 лет назад

      Mervyn Njinyi Slay sweetheart slay

  • @Emkito
    @Emkito 7 лет назад +167

    "Can you fill in for me?"
    *Claude shakes his head*
    "No?.. I'll let you lick Girl's toes."
    *Claude: GOTTA GO FAST*

  • @aloisatrancy6423
    @aloisatrancy6423 6 лет назад +90

    Poor Sebastian he couldn't take it anymore then he got replaced by Claud. Poor Teacher Sebastian. But nice cover Claud!

  • @reninsanity9946
    @reninsanity9946 7 лет назад +220

    Roses are red, violets are blue, my mother told me I was a mistake, I said, "What about you? ".

  • @darelh1348
    @darelh1348 7 лет назад +378

    A poem.

    • @leahhhh660
      @leahhhh660 7 лет назад

      Darel Halgarth Quality.

    • @darelh1348
      @darelh1348 7 лет назад +14

      A reply.

    • @lozhie6902
      @lozhie6902 7 лет назад +4

      Darel Halgarth Wow this is pure talent

    • @l.moontea
      @l.moontea 7 лет назад

      DUDE!!! I JUST PUT THE EXACT SAME THING!!!! THEN DELETED IT!!!!

    • @vixenrin
      @vixenrin 7 лет назад

      Darel Halgarth I'm shook at how beautiful that was

  • @donatokawakameva
    @donatokawakameva 7 лет назад +72

    Error 404:
    This haiku could not be found.
    Try again later.

    • @jeangarcia7548
      @jeangarcia7548 7 лет назад +2

      Liron Bartz doesn't Error 404 means "Reset"....??

    • @dontburstmybubble686
      @dontburstmybubble686 6 лет назад +4

      Jean Garcia I think the joke was that is a haiku...

    • @beez6039
      @beez6039 6 лет назад +2

      I told this to my teacher. She typed it up and hung it on her wall.

    • @maevis9480
      @maevis9480 5 лет назад

      Jean Garcia Error 606*

  • @eightieshades4364
    @eightieshades4364 7 лет назад +255

    Teletubbies are hot,
    and I am not.
    That doesn't matter.
    We love your grammar,
    I cannot rhyme so let's say hammer.
    Hopefully you read this,
    before it's lost in the abyss.

    • @aritaekookie8976
      @aritaekookie8976 6 лет назад +1

      smïle.my.löve Wow....I couldve Never came up with that....

    • @Pinxy_P
      @Pinxy_P 6 лет назад +2

      IT'S EDITED!!

    • @ilovepikachu8626
      @ilovepikachu8626 6 лет назад

      Lololollolololololololololololololol fuck me hahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • @3rr0ar68
    @3rr0ar68 7 лет назад +59

    POEM:
    Precision is key for a butler such as I, as you must be dedicated, dutiful, and let nill pass you by.
    None of my tasks would I dare leave to fate, as a reliable member of the Phantomhive Estate.
    This poem speaks true, as it's nice and precise, that my grammar, you see, is no less than precise. Dearly trust in my words, and I never shall stutter, for I am simply one hell of a butler.

  • @babygirlsubliminals6276
    @babygirlsubliminals6276 7 лет назад +140

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy shit, the house is on fire, Just Like Ciel's parents too

    • @babygirlsubliminals6276
      @babygirlsubliminals6276 7 лет назад +2

      -Why the Fuck won't my computer let me comment in a poetic form-

    • @var_i_ant9734
      @var_i_ant9734 7 лет назад +1

      Sɧεℓℓ I love that

    • @itslizzymarie
      @itslizzymarie 7 лет назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a pro!

    • @mika-kunaoki4870
      @mika-kunaoki4870 7 лет назад

      OMG LOL

    • @lau4807
      @lau4807 7 лет назад +8

      I smoke too much weed,
      neko waifus are all that I need,
      just kidding where is my sebaciel?

  • @shayna7420
    @shayna7420 6 лет назад +500

    Roses are red violets are blue, even though you call us peasants, YOU are one too.😎

    • @Cynos_Attic
      @Cynos_Attic 6 лет назад +7

      Breyahna Wheeler
      NICE

    • @lacielaurens4075
      @lacielaurens4075 6 лет назад +12

      i thought it said peanuts instead of peasants lol

    • @Cynos_Attic
      @Cynos_Attic 6 лет назад +3

      Lacie Laurens
      Lol XD so did I XD

    • @animetwins3094
      @animetwins3094 6 лет назад +1

      Breyahna Wheeler is savages

    • @whotao-tf1gw
      @whotao-tf1gw 6 лет назад

      Emoji’s come first before the period.

  • @crowfeathers
    @crowfeathers 7 лет назад +122

    roses are red
    blood is too
    but violets are violet
    not fucking blue

  • @ZestyJestr
    @ZestyJestr 7 лет назад +151

    Haiku's are easy.
    But sometimes they make no sense.
    Refrigerator.

    • @eggsbenedict-exoticbutters2677
      @eggsbenedict-exoticbutters2677 7 лет назад

      Take a look at this one's channel: I dare you.

    • @ZestyJestr
      @ZestyJestr 7 лет назад +2

      So? I can like what I like lol. I can like aj, and you can like sister location. You can think what I like is cringey, and I think FNAF is cringey. You don't have to be rude about it.

    • @cosmicpxil1368
      @cosmicpxil1368 7 лет назад +1

      i saw and i subscribed

    • @rowanw5778
      @rowanw5778 7 лет назад +1

      x3

    • @iamnothingimportant6136
      @iamnothingimportant6136 7 лет назад +5

      refrigerator?? XD

  • @christinageorgiou5044
    @christinageorgiou5044 7 лет назад +41

    Sebastian: Bocchan I wrote a poem for you.
    Ciel: Okay...
    Sebastian: Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN YOU!
    Ciel: .........

  • @wissical4180
    @wissical4180 7 лет назад +78

    Me:"SARU! I wrote a poem for you!"
    Saruhiko: "eh?"
    Me:" I am red, you are blue~
    I enjoy the time I spend with you.
    And forever, will always love you too.
    Yeah this sucks, but you do too..this is why it's meant for you!"
    Saruhiko:" Mm, okay.*starts walking away*
    Me: "WAIT WAIT WAIT!"
    Saruhiko: ?
    Me:"Tell me one~!"
    Saruhiko:*clicks tungue* NO
    Me:"..Please~?"
    Saruhiko:"*Fine*
    Saruhiko:"...Roses are red.......I'm going to bed."
    Me: "*SARU!*
    *No need to kill me~ I'm already dying of embarrassment*

    • @spaghetti7180
      @spaghetti7180 5 лет назад +1

      11 errors have been made in that comment, there, I've killed you again.

    • @Chain_Curse
      @Chain_Curse 4 года назад

      * tongue

  • @MinxyMSP-ShiroAndSora
    @MinxyMSP-ShiroAndSora 7 лет назад +204

    Roses are red
    Harambe was shot
    My name is Rick Harrison
    and this is my pawn shop.

  • @trinityrussell1491
    @trinityrussell1491 7 лет назад +263

    Roses are red
    lemons are sour
    I've been writing Yuri!!! On Ice poems in the dark for almost an hour

  • @garipbirkanal3763
    @garipbirkanal3763 7 лет назад +57

    Roses are black,
    Violets are black,
    everything is black,
    I'm blind.

    • @garipbirkanal3763
      @garipbirkanal3763 7 лет назад +3

      and I type using magic

    • @jmgunshot6909
      @jmgunshot6909 7 лет назад +2

      Garip bir kanal
      WIIIIITCHH!!!!!

    • @mousemaskdraws6444
      @mousemaskdraws6444 7 лет назад +1

      That's a really good ORIGINAL poem.
      I must say, I totally have never heard it before.
      I wonder how you possibly could have thought of that, It's so amazing and original.

    • @garipbirkanal3763
      @garipbirkanal3763 7 лет назад

      +Mousemask Draws that's the quarter of the joke

    • @AllieRunney
      @AllieRunney 7 лет назад +2

      you're pretending to be V.
      Am I right?

  • @eyelessjack4930
    @eyelessjack4930 7 лет назад +141

    jingle bells
    twilight smells
    edran ran away
    Jacob cri
    Bella dies
    POTTER ALL THE WAY!
    JINGLE BELLS
    ALOIS SMELL
    CLAUDE RAN AWAY
    GRELL CRI
    CIEL DIE
    SEBASTIAN ALL THE WAY!!!

    • @Pinxy_P
      @Pinxy_P 6 лет назад +2

      How dare you insult my favorite movie saga!

    • @shadowmoon_playz8726
      @shadowmoon_playz8726 6 лет назад +3

      Lol dude.. this is one of the best "poems" I have seen!

    • @thedarkmelodiemm7080
      @thedarkmelodiemm7080 5 лет назад +3

      YASSSSS HARRY POTTER FOR LIFE!!!!

    • @cherryisaloser8940
      @cherryisaloser8940 5 лет назад +4

      *CIEL DIE destroyed my heart and soul*

    • @mello6176
      @mello6176 5 лет назад +1

      Your grammar is disappointing Sebastian.

  • @StygianMythical
    @StygianMythical 7 лет назад +24

    "Claude I'll let you lick Ciel's toes.."
    Wtf my head snapped around quicker than it should of... O___O" lmfao

  • @glump69
    @glump69 7 лет назад +100

    There was once a kid named Ciel
    He has a butler from hell,
    His parents died
    and his house was fried,
    But we all think he's doing swell.

  • @mckenziebosquez7048
    @mckenziebosquez7048 7 лет назад +13

    Poem For Claude: If i don't kill you than Hana will, If she doesn't than the reapers will

  • @moonthewolf2431
    @moonthewolf2431 5 лет назад +18

    Yin is black
    Yang is white
    No matter what Sebastian is always right.
    (I’m dead inside help me)

  • @thornsofdeath
    @thornsofdeath 7 лет назад +52

    ciel is short
    sebastian is a phantomhive
    if lizzie redecorated the mansion (and ciel's room)
    she'd be lucky to survive

  • @multiverseeclairs177
    @multiverseeclairs177 7 лет назад +56

    Dreada: Blood is red
    bruises can be blue
    I released hell...
    so how are you?😆

  • @anastacia9470
    @anastacia9470 7 лет назад +385

    God made coke
    God made Pepsi,
    God made Claude oh so sexy,
    God made rivers,
    God made lakes
    God made Sebastian,
    Oh well we all make mistakes.

    • @crowfeathers
      @crowfeathers 7 лет назад +6

      OneHell OfAnAnnie this is beauty

    • @lovelywolv
      @lovelywolv 7 лет назад +11

      OneHell OfAnAnnie Claude is the mistake....

    • @aiyanarose7295
      @aiyanarose7295 7 лет назад +6

      ohhhhh burnnnnnnnn

    • @anastacia9470
      @anastacia9470 7 лет назад +2

      ticciworkforever YES THANKYOU

    • @rubyrg05
      @rubyrg05 7 лет назад +5

      My oh my, would our dear butler Sebastian be pleased with this? I highly doubt it.

  • @velvetai852
    @velvetai852 7 лет назад +35

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My name isn't Dave
    Microwave ~

  • @skyeatnip6454
    @skyeatnip6454 7 лет назад +45

    I took a trip over sea,
    to find one hell of a butler for me.
    The greatest butler I found,
    had already had a contract bound.
    With a small blue haired brat,
    with no brains at that,
    who never said anything kind.
    The one hell of a butler I'd say,
    is over worked each night and day.
    He works like a dog,
    while his master sits like a log,
    being lazy in every lay.
    For this butler I give a toast,
    and to him and his grand roasts.
    Each time I hear his voice,
    and if I wad given the choice,
    I'd let him take me to the coast.
    Where instead of hard work and dismay,
    I'd give him a vacation for him to say, "Hooray!"
    So Sebastian to you,
    this poem is true,
    I wish you a very good day. ^w^

    • @skyeatnip6454
      @skyeatnip6454 7 лет назад

      *Way, I am so sorry I tried to make it grammatically correct.

    • @cielphantomhive7287
      @cielphantomhive7287 7 лет назад

      Kura Soma I thought it said I tripped over the sea!

    • @skyeatnip6454
      @skyeatnip6454 7 лет назад

      Thank you. ^w^

  • @kenkaneki9883
    @kenkaneki9883 7 лет назад +581

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have 10 fingers,
    The middle ones are for you :)

    • @Anatiumregina
      @Anatiumregina 7 лет назад +7

      ItsLilKryzley Wouldn't the middle ones of your ten fingers be the thumbs? So both thumps up? It's how you see it...

    • @zapped5172
      @zapped5172 7 лет назад +3

      ItsLilKryzley I saw that one before

    • @kenkaneki9883
      @kenkaneki9883 7 лет назад +11

      Anatium Regina lemme make it clearer.
      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I have 10 fingers in total
      And the middle fingers that people pull out saying "Fuck you" is for u

    • @emilydunn5066
      @emilydunn5066 7 лет назад +1

      ItsLilKryzley so the 5th ones for me??

    • @cielphantomhive7287
      @cielphantomhive7287 7 лет назад +2

      ItsLilKryzley what? Don't you mean I have five fingers the third is for you

  • @alpha.centaurii
    @alpha.centaurii 7 лет назад +169

    Listening to every command,
    Listening to every demand,
    Cleaning after your master
    Won't make life go faster.
    So I ask,
    Who are you?
    A petty butler who does what he is told to do?
    What's the point of being constricted
    When your free will is being contradicted?
    I ask you,
    What do you do?
    Clean the dishes
    And make some stew?
    Killing things that a butler
    Isn't supposed to do?
    I ask you,
    What are you?
    A demon who makes deals
    To keep a person's lips sealed?
    You could take on a city if you wanted to,
    Yet you are here.
    You have the power to take things away.
    You have the power to make a person's life miserable.
    You have the power to travel the world,
    But what are you clinging onto?
    A broken ledge that can never be fixed.
    A lost soul that is transfixed.
    I ask again,
    What are you?
    What do you do?
    Who are you?
    Nothing.
    That is what you are.
    I just roasted you too hard.
    Don't come crying all the way home
    Like Elizabeth does on the phone.
    I suck at poems,
    I hope you could tell.
    But at least I can do my job well.

    • @yahikokurotama4351
      @yahikokurotama4351 7 лет назад +4

      ALPH4_CENT4URI That was quite nice and actually very well thought out.

    • @alpha.centaurii
      @alpha.centaurii 7 лет назад +4

      Yahiko Kurotama Thank you! 😊 I had to actually make a couple of drafts to get it where it is now.

    • @MedicinalVorona
      @MedicinalVorona 7 лет назад +4

      finally not a roses are red comment an actual poem

    • @alpha.centaurii
      @alpha.centaurii 7 лет назад +4

      TheDrCrow I know right?! I honestly just wanted to do something original.

    • @alpha.centaurii
      @alpha.centaurii 7 лет назад +3

      ***** Aww thank you!

  • @killergamer3211
    @killergamer3211 6 лет назад +8

    Claude's monotone and sarcastic voice just makes me laugh so hard.

  • @kanernmeadow
    @kanernmeadow 7 лет назад +42

    I love how 99.9999% OF THE POEMS are roses are red poems.

    • @kanernmeadow
      @kanernmeadow 7 лет назад +15

      (lets join the rest of you weebs)
      ROSES ARE RED
      CIELS HAIR IS BLUE
      CHICKEN CLAUDE IS EDGY
      SO ARE YOU
      *clap clap*

    • @fawk5965
      @fawk5965 7 лет назад +1

      KanernMeadow my poem actually took a few seconds. It was about children reading lemons

  • @kidagarush3523
    @kidagarush3523 7 лет назад +261

    Sebastian, beloved,
    Sebastian my dear,
    Sebastian I'm dying,
    When you are not near.
    If murder should please you,
    And death brings you joy,
    Take this poor mortal,
    As your lowly toy.
    Drink your green tea
    With a stirring of blood,
    And tears of your fans,
    that come in a flood.
    Know that we love you,
    HellBeast that you are;
    For the sake of my life,
    Bassie, don't wander far.

    • @littlemissdeadly24papyrus36
      @littlemissdeadly24papyrus36 7 лет назад +4

      Kida garush This is fucking beautiful 😂 Crying tears of joy

    • @elenaheartstring2276
      @elenaheartstring2276 7 лет назад +4

      Kida garush: *sniff. cries with a huge amount of tears* ITS SO BEAUTIFUL I CANT STAND IT!!!!!!!!

    • @c0rRuPt3dG07d
      @c0rRuPt3dG07d 7 лет назад +3

      Kida garush, 1 word,
      Fabulous

    • @kidagarush3523
      @kidagarush3523 7 лет назад +2

      Jay Typer The Wolf Thanks! I really hope he picks it, I came up with it in a hurry, b/c I had to get to work, but I poured decent grammar and a rhyme scheme into it, so :P

    • @marci1029
      @marci1029 7 лет назад +2

      awesome poem!!

  • @lytter2497
    @lytter2497 7 лет назад +32

    What's the point in this wretched life,
    if I exist just to be nice,
    and most of my life
    exists on the ice.

  • @alive5807
    @alive5807 7 лет назад +60

    Blood is red,
    Ciel's jacket is blue,
    Alois and Claude suck,
    but you and Ciel do too!

  • @vukiyos
    @vukiyos 7 лет назад +118

    Roses are red
    Violet`s my name
    Anime is my religion
    And I have no fucking life holy shit-

    • @kingstonb8130
      @kingstonb8130 7 лет назад +1

      Thats me

    • @coffeemachine6691
      @coffeemachine6691 7 лет назад +4

      Violazy :3 *that sums up me*

    • @kanvis10
      @kanvis10 7 лет назад +6

      My version of your poem .
      Roses are red,
      Violet`s you r name,
      Anime is our religion,
      And this is my game.

  • @SnowyWolfnumber1
    @SnowyWolfnumber1 7 лет назад +62

    I don't like buffer,
    I don't like ads,
    But when ads buffer,
    That's when I suffer.

    • @spacedoggos
      @spacedoggos 7 лет назад

      oml yes xD

    • @SnowyWolfnumber1
      @SnowyWolfnumber1 7 лет назад

      Spinning Hammock AJ I hope my grammar is good because I'm bad when it comes to poems.

    • @Charliterri
      @Charliterri 7 лет назад

      SnowyWolfnumber1 I'm pretty sure there's only one d in ads

    • @SnowyWolfnumber1
      @SnowyWolfnumber1 7 лет назад

      Charliterri 秋 is there really oh my god xD.

    • @SnowyWolfnumber1
      @SnowyWolfnumber1 7 лет назад

      Charliterri 秋 I fixed it. Thank you :D.

  • @rosiex309
    @rosiex309 7 лет назад +123

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I am still waiting
    for YOI season 2.

  • @rockstardevil462
    @rockstardevil462 7 лет назад +8

    AW COME ON I THOUGH CLAUDE WAS GOING TO BE READING THEM" Flips table"

  • @kittah2580
    @kittah2580 7 лет назад +117

    11 year olds write Lemons,
    And love to watch Hentai,
    But only YOUR true fans scream,
    Notice me senpai~
    😘💕

  • @lunalit2250
    @lunalit2250 7 лет назад +32

    Daddy, daddy, look-
    My name is Philip
    I am a poet
    I wrote this poem just
    To show it
    And I just turned nine
    You can write rhymes
    But you can’t write mine

  • @natalialombardo4966
    @natalialombardo4966 7 лет назад +22

    Keep calm and get... 1 HELL OF A BUTLER

  • @undeuxtois
    @undeuxtois 6 лет назад +16

    “I am a female.”
    *Oh go on tumblr and cry about it-*

  • @doesmynamereallymatter9955
    @doesmynamereallymatter9955 7 лет назад +10

    Ahem.
    His roasting is amazing, that blue fire is blazing,
    I have started praising you,
    oh, so, so true

    • @doesmynamereallymatter9955
      @doesmynamereallymatter9955 7 лет назад +1

      Oh, and an extra one.
      :) Oh, I must say your grammar is amazing and blazing like that blue fire roasting at about 2732 fahrenheit.
      CAN'T ROAST ME!!!

    • @Ci3ru
      @Ci3ru 7 лет назад +2

      Yes, yes he can, that is all.

  • @CrimsonR0se
    @CrimsonR0se 7 лет назад +33

    This is a poem.
    I have spoken.
    if this is stolen,
    I'll be broken.

    • @CrimsonR0se
      @CrimsonR0se 7 лет назад +3

      Oh boy. That was probably the worst poem on here.

    • @anyadicki8531
      @anyadicki8531 7 лет назад

      Dark Angel Chan NAH

    • @c0rRuPt3dG07d
      @c0rRuPt3dG07d 7 лет назад

      No it was probably better than mine

  • @leahhhh660
    @leahhhh660 7 лет назад +74

    Ciel is white
    Elizabeth is white
    Grell is white (feel miscolored Grell)
    Sebastian is black

  • @alyssataylor6871
    @alyssataylor6871 5 лет назад +9

    “Why am I here?
    That’s the question I ask myself when on Hentai Haven.”
    -The More You Know

  • @Cherry-gf3ce
    @Cherry-gf3ce 7 лет назад +47

    You wanted a poem? Try this,
    (Ahem)
    "Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    This world won't last long,
    Neither will any of you".

    • @Cherry-gf3ce
      @Cherry-gf3ce 7 лет назад +2

      I tried.

    • @lain1998
      @lain1998 7 лет назад +1

      zach johnston c: I like ur attempt

    • @Cherry-gf3ce
      @Cherry-gf3ce 7 лет назад +1

      Sliver_souls Aphmau fandom thank you

    • @Ci3ru
      @Ci3ru 7 лет назад +4

      Roses are red.
      Violets are blue,
      Don't give a fuck,
      Neither do you.
      I really, really don't care.

    • @Cherry-gf3ce
      @Cherry-gf3ce 7 лет назад

      F'a'l.l ē'n'. Good for you.

  • @grellsutcliff8653
    @grellsutcliff8653 7 лет назад +42

    Sally paints a picture but there's a twist
    the paint brush is a razor
    and the art work is on her wrist.

    • @grellsutcliff8653
      @grellsutcliff8653 7 лет назад

      P.S please bassy hit me with that whip....~

    • @grellsutcliff8653
      @grellsutcliff8653 7 лет назад +4

      Madison Sims thank you

    • @_lxufeyscn_
      @_lxufeyscn_ 7 лет назад

      grell sutcliff that's really deep 😞

    • @7ev1athan
      @7ev1athan 7 лет назад

      Ohh another me, hello!

    • @grellsutcliff8653
      @grellsutcliff8653 7 лет назад

      SpiritWolf22 I'm sorry if it's really dark but it's the only one that came to my mind

  • @ajlovesstarfish_1131
    @ajlovesstarfish_1131 7 лет назад +58

    My coat is red,
    Ciel's coat is blue.
    Try to roast me Bassy!
    I'll roast you too! ;P

    • @miavalencia9540
      @miavalencia9540 7 лет назад

      Tht_Rndm_Rpr _Grell nice.....best one of all

    • @JadedArtworks
      @JadedArtworks 7 лет назад +1

      🎶 "Chest [and] nuts roasting on an open fire." 🎶

  • @georgiannamarlow8719
    @georgiannamarlow8719 7 лет назад +11

    Sebastian Sebastian
    Yes my Lord
    That is your word
    When I give you a command
    You will meet my demand

  • @alauit
    @alauit 7 лет назад +41

    I have a butler,
    You have a butler,
    We are rich.

    • @alauit
      @alauit 7 лет назад +2

      Vad73 idk 11 now

  • @Mieczyslaw_Mason
    @Mieczyslaw_Mason 7 лет назад +32

    Jingle bells,
    Yoosung yells,
    Rika ran away,
    Jihyun died,
    Saeyoung lied,
    Does Jumin han is gay,
    Hey!!!

    • @destinylockheart6710
      @destinylockheart6710 7 лет назад +1

      Neko boy That was perfect 😂

    • @bibubbletea
      @bibubbletea 7 лет назад

      Neko boy shut your mouth

    • @MsZenpai
      @MsZenpai 7 лет назад +1

      Neko boy * bows down * all hail the fucking king. Holy shit that is amazing,

    • @S00BEANZ
      @S00BEANZ 7 лет назад +1

      Neko boy THIS IS AMAZING

    • @channienthusiast
      @channienthusiast 7 лет назад +1

      Neko boy You saved my life

  • @niamh3494
    @niamh3494 7 лет назад +90

    Why do I always loose my shit watching these videos?
    Here's a poem :)
    "Roses are red,
    I have a phone.
    Nobody texts me,
    forever alone"
    :')

  • @aradompigeon1440
    @aradompigeon1440 5 лет назад +11

    Grell is red
    Ciel is blue
    While I'm
    I'll say "BOO?
    Lemon 🍋

  • @ariaphne
    @ariaphne 7 лет назад +15

    Pink funeral.
    Putting the white flash out of your heart isn’t really doable.
    Black and white cities,
    Books of roses in committees.
    The tingling feeling of gold burning gloss;
    The tingling feeling of breaking down and fighting against the cross.
    “I love you” on your neck instead,
    I’m receiving your letters with dread.
    I’m trying to be a normal human,
    Blowing glitter to cause illusion.
    Six rings on pale fingers,
    Although hope lingers, it’s leaving.
    Six rings on pale fingers,
    Trying to give you my heart while I’m grieving.
    You want it all;
    Lie laced protocol,
    Cyber lies spread on the wall,
    I’m your little voodoo doll.
    Three words on my mind
    “I love you” isn’t what I signed
    --------------------------------------------
    Yes, I put effort into this. I'm looking for a genuine roast...

  • @Piikiid
    @Piikiid 7 лет назад +32

    *clears throat
    Rose are purple
    Violets are orange
    I'm colour blind

  • @dead4463
    @dead4463 7 лет назад +11

    blood is red your fire is blue and my heart dies for you.

  • @kayl564
    @kayl564 7 лет назад +22

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Is me or is Sebastian hair is goals

  • @dyeing_annah
    @dyeing_annah 7 лет назад +65

    Roses are Red.
    Violets are Blue.
    You see That Rock?
    I Live under there.

    • @dyeing_annah
      @dyeing_annah 7 лет назад +5

      Fuck up my life.. It Doesn't rhyme.

  • @lunarainbow152
    @lunarainbow152 7 лет назад +44

    Crows are black,
    Rings are blue,
    I love Ciel Phantomhive more than you~

  • @julchen5173
    @julchen5173 7 лет назад +43

    Dear Sebastian,
    Alois' ring is red
    Ciel's ring is blue
    You're an awesome butler
    And Claude is too
    (I tried.. I love you Sebastian! I'm sorry if this poem doesn't make sense..)

    • @julchen5173
      @julchen5173 7 лет назад +2

      (I love this channel by the way! 😄)

    • @kyraatkinson3079
      @kyraatkinson3079 7 лет назад

      ღBяσσкєlуии мσкαღ why you talking about male version of me!

    • @julchen5173
      @julchen5173 7 лет назад

      XxAthleticGirlxX :3 Uhhh...

    • @julchen5173
      @julchen5173 7 лет назад

      GamerGirlRo ! I don't need to know whether you hate Claude or not. Keep it to yourself. Please.

    • @julchen5173
      @julchen5173 7 лет назад

      So what.

  • @polishfarmer6656
    @polishfarmer6656 5 лет назад +14

    Roses are red,
    Violets are violet,
    Hippity hoppity,
    This is now my property!

  • @Idekam20
    @Idekam20 7 лет назад +15

    Here's a poem! Roses are red, violet's aren't blue, Black Butler's awesome, and so are you!

    • @Idekam20
      @Idekam20 7 лет назад +11

      Roses are red, violets are still not blue, one poem's not enough, so here's poem number 2. :)

  • @kaiyoonsook7206
    @kaiyoonsook7206 7 лет назад +88

    This is my poam, it's called "Instead Of Blue"
    My sweet Ciel, Eyes of blue,
    What kind of person is deep within you?
    The one not coated in layers of hate,
    No one could save you; for it was too late.You gave your soul for a demon slave,
    Bitter sweet revenge is all that you crave,
    But there was a time when you were sweet,
    Until death and despair you had to meet.My dear Ciel, With a broken smile,
    You're happiness only lasted awhile.
    Your heart broken that can never heal,
    Gave away your soul for a silly deal.You think Sebastian cares for you,
    I'm sorry but that was never true,
    He's wanted your soul from the very start,
    Wanted to devour it and rip you apart.My dear Ciel, How does it feel,
    To know that demons are actually real,
    No one could save you and now it's too late,
    Never can you enter through heavens gate.You're mother and father killed by a fire,
    Revenge is all you crave and desire,
    A butler to help you with you're every need,
    But he is only blinded by burning greed.Life to you was just a game of chess,
    You wanted the most and nothing left,
    So in the end; Did you stand or fall?
    Did the fragile king lose it all?My dear Ciel, I always knew,
    You're eyes should be red.
    Instead of blue.
    Hope you like it, I tried to make it perfect as I possible can, (this took me like a hour so, yea.)

  • @Booglegirl0602
    @Booglegirl0602 7 лет назад +32

    Roses are red
    Zen likes to flex
    I don't get fan mail
    I only get checks.

  • @leeislosinghermarbles
    @leeislosinghermarbles 7 лет назад +4

    Blood is red,
    Your fire is blue,
    My face gets red,
    when I am around you....
    I'm sorry, I'm already dead.

  • @taylor-dc4cf
    @taylor-dc4cf 7 лет назад +51

    Eleven year olds
    Reading lemons
    Bad grammar and
    Crippling depression

  • @daddio5942
    @daddio5942 7 лет назад +27

    Sebastian's eyes are red
    Alois' are blue
    My name is Dave
    This makes no sense
    MICROWAVE!

    • @lau4807
      @lau4807 7 лет назад +9

      Everyone forgets that I exist.

  • @theweirdrandomchannel771
    @theweirdrandomchannel771 7 лет назад +101

    ROSES ARE RED
    TELLATUBBIES ARE BLUE
    I LIKE LEMONS
    HOW ABOUT YOU

  • @rozeb151
    @rozeb151 7 лет назад +10

    I love this channel. No grammar mistakes? Please answer me.

  • @user-ed2ts7rv3q
    @user-ed2ts7rv3q 7 лет назад +39

    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    Grass is red
    My garden is on fire

    • @mousemaskdraws6444
      @mousemaskdraws6444 7 лет назад +4

      Holy fuck,
      So many stolen poems.
      Can you guys not think of anything original?

    • @Blue-tn5pb
      @Blue-tn5pb 7 лет назад

      Mousemask Draws I did...

    • @ciphique4703
      @ciphique4703 7 лет назад

      Mousemask Draws No. No, we can't.

  • @aioayami5644
    @aioayami5644 7 лет назад +32

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Sunflowers are yellow,
    You thought this was a poem, well sorry, these are just gardening facts

    • @Zmm202
      @Zmm202 7 лет назад +1

      Aio Chan 😎 Damn

    • @Olivia-hi5rd
      @Olivia-hi5rd 7 лет назад +2

      I need to correct you on a fact violets are violet/purple don't ask why I just wasted part of my life writing that I'm just a depressed anti-social potato

    • @Elizabethlopez-es8mm
      @Elizabethlopez-es8mm 7 лет назад +1

      Olivia 8902 did you just assume their color??
      (( kill me ))

    • @Olivia-hi5rd
      @Olivia-hi5rd 7 лет назад

      Melaniemartinezs Crybaby​
      Yup XD

  • @Hissomi
    @Hissomi 7 лет назад +17

    Krusty Krabs is unfair,
    Mr. Krabs is in there,
    Standing at the concession;
    I have crippling depression.

  • @vicoutofthecloset2236
    @vicoutofthecloset2236 7 лет назад +51

    Roses are red
    Violets are Blue
    I am your master
    So do any command I tell you

    • @annamess6463
      @annamess6463 6 лет назад +3

      Vic Out of the closet yes your highness, yes your highness, yes your highness

  • @lilly3920
    @lilly3920 7 лет назад +28

    I'm not good at poems
    Yet this is when I chose to be roasted.
    Blah Blah Blah
    Your voice is hotter than the fire that killed Ciel's parents.

    • @akari9927
      @akari9927 7 лет назад

      Dude... you are minced.

    • @akari9927
      @akari9927 7 лет назад

      XD Calm down Ciel

  • @Miranda-cv5rd
    @Miranda-cv5rd 7 лет назад +59

    Blood is red. Tears aren't actually blue. But I want chocolate. Monthly periods, SCREW YOU!

  • @var_i_ant9734
    @var_i_ant9734 7 лет назад +50

    Rock.
    You are a rock.
    Gray.
    You are gray,
    like a rock,
    Which you are.
    Rock.

    • @squitwart.tetanusbowls
      @squitwart.tetanusbowls 7 лет назад

      Attack_On _Mockingjay ..............I get it. I GET ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

    • @kimberlycolon3203
      @kimberlycolon3203 7 лет назад

      That's..that's deep
      I applaud you!

    • @allora1233
      @allora1233 7 лет назад

      That was from My Little Pony. Mudpie said that. Don't believe me? Look it up.

    • @pinkdomomonster_
      @pinkdomomonster_ 7 лет назад

      Attack_On _Mockingjay lol Maud Pie's poem

    • @seasplash1016
      @seasplash1016 7 лет назад

      Attack_On _Mockingjay
      This poem
      Your name
      I am crying happy tears

  • @summer9257
    @summer9257 6 лет назад +22

    Roses are read.
    Violets are blue.
    I am a Teletubby.
    And I love you. 😝
    I'm so sorry It was so bad

  • @LadyAnime5416
    @LadyAnime5416 7 лет назад +20

    The butler Sebastian with manners and poise
    Can't handle bad grammar; to him, it's all noise
    Roasting comments with Claude this time
    As he speaks in monotone with roasts in snide
    Sebastian, my dear, would you care to roast me?
    My grammar's average with subs near 640
    This is the most poetic rhyming I have ever done
    Now to wrap it up in three, two, one.

  • @kasewatson2559
    @kasewatson2559 7 лет назад +8

    The world is in pen,
    But Sebastian is a highlighter
    A pen wrote the world,
    But Sebastian made it brighter!
    I tried.

  • @mikymay3219
    @mikymay3219 7 лет назад +86

    Roses are red,
    I want to die,
    watching these videos,
    makes me cry.
    I suck at life :/

    • @mikymay3219
      @mikymay3219 7 лет назад +8

      Roses are red,
      The clowns are near,
      We would be safe,
      If Harambe was here.
      XD old

    • @mikymay3219
      @mikymay3219 7 лет назад +10

      Roses are red,
      Violets are dandy,
      jump in my van
      and I'll give you some candy.
      ;)

    • @al13n_
      @al13n_ 7 лет назад

      Mikaela McNuggets you are now my mother and there's nothing you can do about it

    • @mikymay3219
      @mikymay3219 7 лет назад

      t0mbb0y.O Why?

    • @mattsoltesz1439
      @mattsoltesz1439 7 лет назад

      Mikaela McNuggets do you really 😒

  • @bluebawls
    @bluebawls 7 лет назад +4

    "In these videos, I would consider my viewers the master or the lord."
    *Proceeds to call us peasants*

  • @smolbean7995
    @smolbean7995 7 лет назад +20

    (You might have already said this but I really want to hear you say this poem thingy.)
    There once was a woman from Q, who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, they'll pay to get out of it, too"
    My grammar cannot be denied!

  • @demonlover6662
    @demonlover6662 7 лет назад +30

    Angels in black
    Demons in white
    Some people will be dying tonight
    And why is Grell on your back?
    Lizzy's voice kills my ears
    How did Ciel stand that for years?!
    She needs to be dead
    Just like Madam Red
    Ciel is such a brat
    He beats Eliza-bitchy at being that
    The mansion is of fire again
    WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING IN THE SHOW, MAN?!?!?!

  • @nightcorejoystickk-poptrin9805
    @nightcorejoystickk-poptrin9805 7 лет назад +92

    "a poem in the comment section below to get roasted" ROAST ME!

  • @pri_kristel
    @pri_kristel 4 года назад +1

    Blood is red,
    Your faith is blue,
    The moon is sugar-white,
    And your soul is dark,
    I fall deep down in a pit of devastation,
    Also I am not trustworthy of having your presence,
    You are a demon.
    And I am a innocent human.
    What do we know about eachother that lies a secret?
    I take advantage of you as my butler.
    What stays within shall never be returned.
    This shall be my moral of the day.
    -Ciel Phantomhive
    This better be good enough to satisfy you peeps!

  • @carlaseanhellsing312
    @carlaseanhellsing312 7 лет назад +37

    I know it’s too late for Valentine's Day
    However I wanted to send this to you anyway
    To our dearest Sebastian, who we all know and love.
    He who cares for a small child without love.
    You who love the felines and kittens
    You who tends to all things loose and shaken.
    Your love for your masters soul is something we all must cherish.
    Without his wish, how can we have meet something like you.
    He who holds the Fuchsia eyes, the quick way to end an enemy's demise
    The emotion to hold such human lives in a hold.
    I’m slightly upset with you, Beast and Mathilda
    However we can all forgive for that.
    He who defeated Grell numerous times.
    You defended your master with your own life.
    As One Hell Of A Butler Should.
    Nothing could ever replace you, not even that spider Claude Demon.
    Your one of a kind, and never forget that.
    If you wish to roast me, I won’t mind.
    Just know deep inside. I’m by your side.

    • @we_weird_here
      @we_weird_here 6 лет назад +4

      Sean Hellsing X3 THIS IS SO CUTE AAAAHHHH I JUST WANNA HUGS YOU FER DIS YOU SAID WHAT WE ALL COULDN'T

    • @ghostgirl903
      @ghostgirl903 6 лет назад +2

      Aww :3

    • @spaghetti7180
      @spaghetti7180 5 лет назад +1

      Carla 'Sean' Hellsing, so many of those verses didn't rhyme xD

    • @ailenabeganovic8494
      @ailenabeganovic8494 4 года назад +1

      God I love it You’re so creative

  • @garipbirkanal3763
    @garipbirkanal3763 7 лет назад +50

    roses are black
    violets are black
    everything's black
    I'm blind

    • @REC-L
      @REC-L 7 лет назад

      Garip bir kanal Then why do you type

    • @garipbirkanal3763
      @garipbirkanal3763 7 лет назад +1

      Gummy ツ magic
      and it's "how" not "why"

    • @garipbirkanal3763
      @garipbirkanal3763 7 лет назад

      FlossyFangirl no it's not that SIRIus

  • @psychoteddy1000
    @psychoteddy1000 7 лет назад +91

    Roses are red Dark clouds are grayThe rumor come out
    Does Sebastian Michealis is GAY?!???!?

    • @RandomationSensation
      @RandomationSensation 7 лет назад +4

      Does Jumin Han is GAY?!???!?

    • @imstressedbuturnotsurprise3561
      @imstressedbuturnotsurprise3561 7 лет назад +1

      PsychoTeddy ..does?

    • @tastefultrash4566
      @tastefultrash4566 7 лет назад

      PinkKitty I think it is a joke from previous episodes.

    • @psychoteddy1000
      @psychoteddy1000 7 лет назад

      CAN'TTHINKOFAGOODNAME actually it's a MysticMessenger reference and a reference to a weird Bruno Mars article where the whole thing had horrible grammar and the title was "The rumor come out. Does Bruno Mars is gay??!?" Lol

    • @psychoteddy1000
      @psychoteddy1000 7 лет назад

      Ashley Dove YAS DOES HE DOES HE GAY ??!!?

  • @Isabelle-mn9zh
    @Isabelle-mn9zh 7 лет назад +4

    Roses are red.
    Bacon is also red.
    Poems are hard.
    BACON!