Technically The Truth Memes
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Merry Go Slower
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“So why should we hire you?”
“Because you’re hiring?”
“You’re hired.”
you forgot the part where they interview and check if you own a degree
@@keytester2733 “oh that doesn’t matter. If you’re smart you’re hired”
Lol
"If you are me you automatically get hired"
Wait what!?
@@simon2cool4u u just got hired
just imagine if Nintendo owned the dictionary, we would only be able to say " "
@@kalpanajha3737 cuz copyright
Ikr
“ “
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!
?
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“Where do you live?”
“With my parents.”
“Where do your parents live?”
“With me.”😂
“Where do you all live?”
“Together.”😅😂❤
This is stupid
Where is your house
@@Od1nM with us
@@Od1nM In my neighborhood
Bruh it says "where" no with who do you live. 🤦
4:04 make me remember of something:
Bread: Healthy
Meat/Chicken: Healthy
Lettuce: Healthy
Cheese: Healthy
Onions: Healthy
Tomato: Healthy
Burger: Not Healthy
bc chicken is fried
Veg burger?
@@noobysanwichnot al
….WAIT WHAT
WAIT
HUH
HUH
B B B B BUT
💀💀💀
😮
2:32
this is GENIUS
You technically have 2 minutes to live but every time your lungs claim undeadly gas it resets the timer
Edit: POV: I tell my mum a funny story and she turns it into a lecture
Edit2:it is 2 minutes because it's related tothe video.-.
Pretty sure its six
@@GAU-8Avenger Its like different for everyone, i can only hold my breath for 20 seconds max
@@Yowatchadoing for some reason at home i can hold my breath for a minute but at the pool/ocean i can hold it for like 25sec tops
(Nice username btw lol)
Isn't oxygen flammable is large amounts or...
@@Weatherbg11 I mean yes because fire needs oxygen to live so I think
school isn’t about learning, it’s about grades.
lol
Well, your not wrong.
So true.
its about..... making people hate their life
Idk at your school and your learning capabilities but i sure probably did learn a lot, maybe it's just your schoolಠ‿ಠ
9:24 he technically got all the answers right
"Where do you live?"
"At my house"
“What happened after 1918”
“1919” (edit I misspelled happened)
Actually Napoleon didn't die in battle. He died in exile on St. Helena.
@@TheBlueMarbleItself the question is too wrong for the student to answer right
yep
5:08 a Christian’s nightmare
True
I’m half Christian half nothing and it isn’t my nightmare :/ 🤷♂️
Once you’ve read an alphabet book everything else is just a string of remixes
Every book you read is just a remix of the dictionary.
@@ARandomPersonWhoMakesVids nah nah the dictionary is a remix of the alphabet aswell
:)
ALPHABET BOOK
No, no, he’s got a point.
He’s out of line but he’s right
9:51 A better joke for that is "If you freeze a hot dog it's now a chilly dog"
a better way to write that comment is "9:51 missed oppurtunity for chilly dog"
0:00 It's 6 minutes to live but breathing resets the timer
"its fine he's just a web developer"
got me laughing
4:59 that was dark
5:56 no, he got a point
3:37 the guy who made it have heart=stone
The implications of the 18 y.o. adopting a 17 y.o. are massive. The chain reaction would go nuts really quickly
3:16 i showed my dad this and he started bursting out laughing!🤣
The sentence "you only have 2 minutes to live, but when you inhale oxygen it resets the timer" is the definition of anxiety
Edit: thanks for 100 likes i’ve never gotten that many
technically you can live 3 min not 2
@@wobblebs87it probably depends on the person, lung capacity varies. Average capacity is anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 minutes for holding your breath. But holding your breath is different than dying lol, usually after holding your breath for a while you’ll pass out and then resume breathing (unless you’re underwater or suffocating).
*me holding my breath under water for 3 and a half minutes*: Am I a joke to you?
I wanna try it :D
I also have anxiety but Im brave enough :D
you just keep breathing lol
Fact: Napoleon didn’t die in a battle, he died in exile on St. Helena
Who?
@@awesomethingshappen Napoleon
@@IsaaacWithThreeA yeah I learned that, last battle is battle of waterloo
:0
No actually he was not captured at waterloo
6:25 me and shikamaru:EXACTLY
9:38 technically the truth, 9 in roman is IX
I legit started crying laughing from the pink Panter one-
I knew it sounded familiar but i didn't know what It was 💀
"you technically have 3 minutes to live but ever-"
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I WANT TO BE DESCONCENTRATED OF BREATHIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What the heck
@@wObBlE73 if you think about breathing you start manually breathing
@@izaansalam6418 ok but like why are you randomly telling me that?
@@wObBlE73 because uhh... the... when the... DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON 🤓🤓🅱️😳🏴🙆💁🟦🇧🇩🙋😭😭🙅🥲🙋😓😳🔘🏴🟥
1:00 BRO WHAT THE HECK
I mean its the same thing
@@BruhBot-jp8ev makes sense
It is the same thing when you think about it.
Motherf**ker
Same as dad
we are just a bacteria on the planet
slowly eating away
6:49 got me
6:07 you're not, circles have every dot existing (infinite dots.
1:29 spiders are the only web developers in the world that like finding bugs
7:27 but there is a one
In 10! [1]0!
But not a 1 in a solo card.
6:01 What is the most pointless thing that actually exists?
-Circles
Artists:…..
I'd say pinky toes
What if we cut the pinky toe
the most useless thing that exists is
lies
people who are called lies :
Well yes, but actually no.
the very pointless useless thing is math
0:50 got me
The Pink Panther Theme 0:33
1:30 he has to many bugs in his web 🤣
😂😂😂
true
XD
2:31 made me rethink all my life’s questions 😶
2:52 if life is a story I am just a filler character
lol
Other people are the DLC
"You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer."
My grandpa took his last breathe before a second of dying. I WAS SCAMMED.
R.I.P
4:12
POV: number two has actually happened to you
Yes my dog actually ate my homework in 4th grade 😂😂😂
3:17 nah the beer was the one getting drunk
since the man was drinking it
the person also gets drunk after the beer is drunk
National Anthems are considered country music
😮
0:18 thats how question paper sets were invented 😂😭
2:38 Which is why I still sleep with stuffed animals, nightlights, and sleeping music despite being 18 years old.
That’s adorable
@@Chara3690 Aww thank you.
Im 15 and its the same for me
I have a small stuffed Dalmatian i sleep with and have a nightlight with me every night
@@Eeveeismypatronas You’re welcome❤️
7:51 that’s the opposite of what I want😂
0:45 Unless you were playing Halo 2 online back in the day. Then, of course, everyone was "hacking" aka modding.
3:06 I HAVE THAT EXACT EVOLVED GAMING CHAIR
5:19 favorite part
Bah
5:42 I'm sorry, but moon is having a dead human on it
The moon is a moon not a planet.
@@oboo1225 Yeah
The spider is under control 🤣
Yes
10:20 I confirm that most people here are italians
These memes are amazing I'm subscribing rn
legend
9:29 the answer to second question might be wrong actually, they could have signed at the top
Helen: everyone’s special in their own way
Dash: also known as no one is
Me: wait a minute if everyone is special, that technically meant we’re not special
POV: you go outside in a very hot summer day to dry up your sweat
Technically the truth
?
Forget it, In my country during summer it can reach up to 50 celsius.
4:35 No, The person doesn't expire is just the lung that expires
If both expire you expire
*both lungs
@@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiastyou can edit your comment
@@amicos9058 i know
@@amicos9058 dont mind if im like everywhere on some vids it's bcs im very intrested in them
9:55 it’s not a cold dog it’s a chilly dog 😂
Me: who are you?
2: Me two!
3:Me three!
4:Me four!
i think that the meme about the pointless circle should have that template that says : no,no.he's got a point
I was scrolling through comments while seeing the vid and as soon as i saw this the circle part came lol
Congrats on 100k subs!!! Okay seriously how does he go from 90k the 10k in a day perfect channel
UwU
@@coolpoolbymatthew I translated it said wow
@@sunshine351 UwU true
@@lillyalderson9168 lol didn't work for u
@@lillyalderson9168 ah shit The cringe uwu again
Me questioning my existence when I found out that we actually have 2 minutes to live but when we breathe it resets the timer
A person survived 24 minutes under water EDIT never mind he took a deep breath
9:53 it's a chilli dog
😂
I LOVE YOUR ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!😃🤣🤣 IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE 🤣 😂
9:09 That one is wrong the awnser is "none"
His last one was the battle of waterloo where he ended up exiled
Kid:I ate my veg
Me:show ur lunch box
Kid:WTF
7:40 Will make me die of laughing
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man this comment is literally meme 4:18
It was shown 1 reply but there was nothing.
That to-do list actually could turn into something
The bedroom part kept me up all night
Thank you now I can't sleep
What a second if firefighters are called firefighters but kill flames shouldn't they be called flame-murders?
HE HAS A POINT
8:43 just make plus minus and place it to 5 and make an 9
Or you can make it a negative 2
@@OHTIJ yea
When you say "im dying out of laughter" and then you laugh so much that dont have time to breath and actually die
Technically the national anthem is country music until we meet again😂😂
6:38 i dont think many people get this one, in that case u see urself only in a mirror so u think u look mirrored
1:45,learning made simple 👌
When you manage to hold your breath for 2 minutes:CASUAL.
Idk why “READ NOOB, READ!” Makes me laugh😂
3:29 OMG I DID NOT EXPECTED FOR IT TO BE A POLAND BUT I AM FROM POLAND TOO
sheesh
at 1:10 feel like in that episode of pokemon ash was having an existensial life crisis or something i don't know i don't remember
i have the same thing ash has
@@mariavictoriaantipolo1994 ha
I didn’t breath for 2.000000000000001 minutes yet I’m still alive
If Bizzlightyear got into a space shuttle it would still only be able to fall in style
8:23 why are you making a meme of my country-
Facts: You are actually the main character on your own life 🙂
3:32 this got me 😂😂😂
4:17 it's sooo relatable especially on RUclips
8:18 Why is the answer for why just to replace the “w” with a “t”?
Because “thy” is “why” with a T and “thy” isn’t a word.
4:18 this is literally what I have been through
Lmao
same
Same except dog ate my homework
I don't remember posting this ☠️☠️☠️
“Before we start the interview what’s ur name?”
“My name Is Hired”
“Ur name is Hired?”
“Thank u for hiring me!”
1:04 you would have more bed and less room.
Technically the truth:
*Put a butterfly on a knife, it becomes a butterfly knife*
*Put butter on a knife, it becomes a butter knife*
*Put a knife in a kitchen, it becomes a kitchen knife*
*Put a knife in your pocket, it becomes a pocket knife*
5:35 it's 120+ trillion for earth
3:35 this got me rolling to andromeda galaxy 💀💀💀💀
Six without the S is actually nine, SIX- S= IX, and IX are Roman numerals for nine, so yeah.
"You technically only have 2 minutes to live but every time you breathe it resets the timer"
people who can breathe for 3 minutes: wenomecheindasma tumabarisaun wefeinlooooooofve eceleftebrurn
8:05
Please give me the template!
2:36 actually, you are scared of being alone of the dark because of being scared of being alone with a stranger in the dark
me who cant breathe for 3 minutes: IM INVINCIBLE
You can technically create an infinite power source if something's powered by light,. It can be used to power a flashlight, which can then be used with mirrors to create the ultimate power source.
I have ideas, but I'm mostly just hungry.
laws of thermodynamics say that no, that's not how it works, everytime it bounces it loses energy
@@interopsty Neat. But I'm still hungry.
6:18 i want to customize my keyboard like that, and add a b from the gd level b as the letter b, that's a lot of b
the pink panther theme u did was Amazing
Okay, number 4 made me bust into laughter