1:47 ist called anciant debries the most debries is old metall, cracked stone or a kind of carbon so carbon is on the element board on 6 so i say it´s compressed carbon (like diamond) but mixed up with gold
Average 2b2t experience If you don't know 2b2t is the oldest minecraft anarchy server Means there are no rules in this server Go watch fitmc for more info buddy
Me: killing the ender dragon with only iron armor and bow and arrow and iron sword Also speedrunners: you actully take time getting gear to kill a boss?
arrow of healing is actually super op, you can shoot yourself, i play bedrock edition, i havent played in a while but i think by turning off friendly fire the arrow will bounce off of you and heal you multiple times up to full health, and then you get the arrow back too.
Me: **downloads realistic Minecraft**
My PC: i have decided, that i want to die.
Bro this is too relatable
Shaders
@@PleasantMemesreal
The first one is a war crime
It seriously is a war crime
@@PleasantMemesno but it is a war crime
@32NB r/whoosh 32NB
You can do it in vanilla now!
I can stack up to 1b @32NB
0:00 Paper cups hold water but paper falls apart in water
Good point
The arrow of healing isnt useless, it just has the same use as smite
Smite arrow
@@WillTonkin-lk3ed arrow of smite
Extra Damage to Undead Monsters
1:47 genius
deserves a sub
thanks :)
me: accidently hurts zombie pigman
all of them: so you have chose... *DEATH.*
1:51 so true
2:00
1.16: What am i? Chopped liver?
“Let’s play Minecraft”
“SPEEDRUUUN, SPEEDRUUUN, SPEEDRUUUN, SPEEDRUUUN”
0:18 New game unlocked: Risk or Repair
Very funny and relatable good work dude!
Thank you, appreciate it 😁
youtubers: finds 16 diamonds when mining
me: finds a single diamond in a large cave
2:25 That one got me dying 🤣
1:51 actually me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:47 WAIT A DAMN- *faints*
The first one can instantly make you the most wanted person of all time
i am your 400th sub
2:12 donkey: 🙂
Bro married a dragon LOL.
@@TheOilWifeLifeUncensorednah he did something dirty😏
This is hilarious 🤣 you just earned yourself a subscriber
0:15 wait doesn’t some skeletons drop bows too?
But very weak ones
ok
@@TheGlitchMaster30 I got a bow with half durability from a skeleton.
2:24
Donkey from Shrek ☠️:
0:01 ur on my watch list
2:04 I can’t say how many times I thought glow lichen was diamonds 💎 😅
I am your 1000th sub.
2:09 those things are great for the wither fight
The first one has to be illegal
😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:02 bro😭😭😭😭😭 why is this so relatable
1:48 why is that so relatable
1:32 I do this sometimes in pvp servers 😂😂
1:42 wardens dont take fire dmg so they would win
Um actually…
The sun isnt made of fire, its made of plasma ☝️🤓
@@Dallen_Penguin they dont take burning dmg
Regardless they'd be consumed by the sun
lol
0:33 oh shit the honkai playas gon arrive
1:46 :answer of my entire life question 🤣
0:17 Have you heard of F3+H?
No what does it do?
@@PleasantMemes advanced tooltips (turn it on and hover over an item to see its durability and any tags it has
It shows u the durability in numbers @@PleasantMemes
@@PleasantMemes it shows the durability of any item
finally a meme channel that put the meme in the thumbnail first.
4:08 my favorite one 🤣
1:47 ist called anciant debries
the most debries is old metall, cracked stone or a kind of carbon so carbon is on the element board on 6 so i say it´s compressed carbon (like diamond) but mixed up with gold
Sweet berries can hurt you also in minecraft me: this is
Fine
Bro 😭🤣🤣🤣
"there are monsters nearby" i can relate 💀
0:15 same logic with XP
Nice name
Why does every gravity falls character look like a Minecraft villager 2:11
Me: finding diamonds.
Creeper behind me: i guess you wonder where i’ve been-
2:46 its legit in garden warefare 2 plants vs zombies
You get high health as boss character
Oh rly
0:01 Why is the FBI here?
65 iron lingots
no shit
This really cheered me up
4:15: Who killed my dog?
0:35 can someone explain?
I’m pretty sure creepers or friends exploding your house/base
He’s sad cause the people destroyed his base with lava but his dog was still in there
@@StarlightMaster257 what
Griefers explode hard worked on builds in just seconds
Average 2b2t experience
If you don't know 2b2t is the oldest minecraft anarchy server
Means there are no rules in this server
Go watch fitmc for more info buddy
There are monster nearby😂
3:50 kinda correct but also kinda wrong cuz remember 1 water bucket + 1 water bucket=♾ so it weights ♾
3:59 the water bucket is heavier cause it can hold a theoretical infinite amount of water if u keep it flowing by setting it up right
True, but that’s not a placeable block.
@@AS42100Then its packed ice
Arrow of healing is great for punch bow boosting, and gold is used for gapples ;-;
0:14 that makes sense tho they use a lot of arrows thats how they didn’t drop much also the bow durabilities
0:20 *in the cave*
Minecraft: SATAN IS BEHIND YOU-
Me: Can we get Minecraft?
Mom: We have it at home.
Minecraft at home: lego fortnite
Omg 😆🤣
😭😭🐋🐋🐋🐋😭😭🐋🐋🐋🐋
I have monsters nearby ☠️
2:49 if you (somehow) go faster than light then you will literally warp into the past the faster you go the more you warp back to the past
1:59 gold does, i use it usually for powered rails in my world
"20024" 😂
“I’m surprised he didn’t cry during titanic?” “Yeah, do men really have feelings?”
Me: *depressed after technoblade’s death*
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
The first one hurt
I was laughing so much at 04:04
4:01 the water bucket is, or a water block. if it falls, it makes 5, then 1, but 5 at a time, resulting in infinite water.
3:11 I was watching this at 3am lol
0:17 i would go until it breaks aslong as i have extra diamonds and levels to enchant it back, but if not then i would repair
0:40 sprint jumping
Me: killing the ender dragon with only iron armor and bow and arrow and iron sword
Also speedrunners: you actully take time getting gear to kill a boss?
😮 your viral video
🤣
Me: **names a random spider Dave**
Me: YOU BETTER BEHAVE DAVE!
Dave: no
My house: we need to complete operation burn me
1:35 me finding out that it isn’t 1 door: 😮
shouldn’t it be 3
1:46 nethirite is an alloy of gold and pilatinium
me: *clicks on bed irl*
i hear: NO
Naw, skeletons just got an infinity bow.
4:00 blue ice:
CAN YOU DO ROBLOX MEMES NEXT??????
relatable 💀
4:02 camman is callin
0:36 thats my birthday when the house blew up(not the year)
Nice
what do you mean “not this year”?
me too
In single player arrows of healing are more like arrows of instant damage to undead mobs. Including the wither.
arrow of healing is actually super op, you can shoot yourself, i play bedrock edition, i havent played in a while but i think by turning off friendly fire the arrow will bounce off of you and heal you multiple times up to full health, and then you get the arrow back too.
Took me 20 days to notice he has 65 iron
3:56 i would like to say that the heaviest block is actually a regular ice block, two ice blocks and you have infinite water/infinite wheight
Nethrite scrap is - tistic
I know people who can’t even swap between items, or walk/jump at the same time to get up a block, so every time we play they just sorta do nothing
I mean thats a lot of wardens
Dantdm infinity me mending # R.I.P. le shoot
Explaining the second meme.
The bucket burns, the lava stays.
I know the lore the reason why a lot of things only go to 60 or 64 is because everyone would put 69 of everything
3:21 the shulker box
Me downloads Minecraft.
My PC be like: Non cooperation movement, 1920
0:42 WHo WalKs LiKE ThAt
LOL😂
Bro became The Flash just for a steak and a pickaxe
Me
2:01 GOLD DOES HAVE A USE, FOR TRADING WITH PIGLIN TO MAKING NETHERITE, NETHERITE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BE MADE WITHOUT GOLDDDDDDDDD
I mean with tools
@@PleasantMemes oh
Facts
Did you know that stonecutters are made so they can’t cut flesh? It makes sense
Thumbnail should have been water buckets cuz it can't be stacked
Mabey it’s just the bucket that burns
2:00 nah that’s copper
FBI: your going to jail
Me: Why? FBI: for having one item over the stack it’s a crime Me: FR
🤣
Tysm for the heart