This Is What A Perfect Episode Of Spongebob Looks Like

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @Nerdstalgic
    @Nerdstalgic  4 года назад +8748

    What is your favorite spongebob episode?
    Twitter: @nerdstalgicyt
    JUST WANT TO SAY:
    1. This is not the only “perfect episode” of Spongebob, just one of them!
    2. Not all amazing episodes need to follow this formula, but it does lead to GREAT episodes!

  • @matthewwalls3962
    @matthewwalls3962 4 года назад +7841

    Sandy: “don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?”
    Patrick: “not until four”

    • @kingkongweiwei7669
      @kingkongweiwei7669 4 года назад +221

      Matthew Walls jokes like that will make anyone laugh 😂

    • @lovelucii1181
      @lovelucii1181 4 года назад +39

      I never understood that joke :( what does it mean

    • @gekku1578
      @gekku1578 4 года назад +193

      LucysInfluence Sandy asked him if he had to he stupid somewhere else and Patrick implied he doesn’t have another place to be stupid till 4

    • @nightshrine4257
      @nightshrine4257 4 года назад +183

      @@gekku1578 Personally I'm really curious where he went at 4.

    • @MrMemeTheUnoAndOnly
      @MrMemeTheUnoAndOnly 4 года назад +26

      Night Shrine Randomland.

  • @bigbob6and9
    @bigbob6and9 4 года назад +5971

    “I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.”
    “Yeah, so.”
    “Without any milk”

  • @americanperson8801
    @americanperson8801 4 года назад +10252

    Older SpongeBob is one of the best animated shows ever. The hand drawn look, the quality of the sound, it's perfect for me

    • @whyyou268
      @whyyou268 4 года назад +50

      True

    • @cabercariboustudios196
      @cabercariboustudios196 4 года назад +79

      season 2 and 3 is digital

    • @scottwilliams846
      @scottwilliams846 4 года назад +28

      It's like Aardman* productions... It is supposed to look like it's been touched.

    • @lemons2300
      @lemons2300 4 года назад +126

      @@cabercariboustudios196 True, only season 1 has the handdrawn/telecine/film look. And I think it adds to a different feel.

    • @jamesdeanharrelson9743
      @jamesdeanharrelson9743 4 года назад +30

      Don’t forget the scores

  • @stewiegriffin12341
    @stewiegriffin12341 3 года назад +1502

    I just noticed that Squidward says “It’s just around the corner”, and in the end of the episode it reveals that it almost literally is. What a show.

    • @GetWellSoonR.E.M.
      @GetWellSoonR.E.M. 2 года назад +80

      That’s great writing! They don’t abandon what Squidward says and circle back around to it. And it’s even funnier because squidward seemingly forgot how close it was

    • @BrandonVout
      @BrandonVout 2 года назад +55

      This whole episode happened all because Squidward was too lazy to walk 10 steps. The best Squidward episodes are the ones where he only has himself to blame for his own suffering.

    • @Kincior
      @Kincior 2 года назад +3

      Still made me laugh all these years later 😂

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX Год назад +1

      @@GetWellSoonR.E.M. that’s nothing. Every anime has a story. Even deeper than spongebob with characters recalling their past and what they’ve learned. And explaining their powers.
      Watch naruto for example

    • @V10_estate
      @V10_estate Год назад

      @@LilXancheX anime is sh*t SpongeBob is better

  • @michaelstrong5383
    @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +25330

    Forget Plankton. That guy at the end who yelled at Spongebob for forgetting his drink is the true villain of the show.

    • @somesarcasticboy7918
      @somesarcasticboy7918 4 года назад +1478

      i always hated that guy for what he did to spongebob

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +395

      @turvie Oh yeah, I never noticed that before. I miss the little animation goofs in 90's cartoons.

    • @mechajay3358
      @mechajay3358 4 года назад +464

      Yeah, Squidward made sure he got what he deserved.

    • @mrkrabs8112
      @mrkrabs8112 4 года назад +210

      Plankton is for trying to steal me secret formuler

    • @alienunicorn4178
      @alienunicorn4178 4 года назад +50

      Glad he got his.

  • @zevidatunes
    @zevidatunes 4 года назад +3141

    when squidward goes “sponge? sponge..?” after the customer slams the door in spongebob’s face.. that part gets me every time :’(

    • @autreUS4
      @autreUS4 4 года назад +59

      RJRG Studios true, they just straight torture him now without reason

    • @molybdenum20
      @molybdenum20 4 года назад +112

      For real. I used to love Squidward when he was much more toned down and actually cared about Spongebob even though he was annoying. Like me with my siblings. He was an introvert like me, too. I liked the pie episode and the one where they play pranks on each other and it goes too far and there's those heartfelt moments that make me cry every time... but now Squidward doesn't care anymore, and he's a loud jerk instead of his previous quiet grouch. Now, he's more like the jerks who would bully me for being a "crybaby."
      One of these days I'm gonna watch all of Spongebob all over again, take notes, and make my own ripoff fic. No promises tho, lol.

    • @rubik391
      @rubik391 4 года назад +36

      The best episode of spongebob is that episode where patrick says...
      *is mayonnase and instrument?*

    • @missunknown1113
      @missunknown1113 4 года назад +23

      @@rubik391 Band geeks will go down in history

    • @DerAykac
      @DerAykac 4 года назад +4

      @@molybdenum20 Pls, you have to succed! I´m counting on you

  • @VilaToro64
    @VilaToro64 4 года назад +2774

    The moment when SpongeBob was trying to hold back his tears because he thought he failed and Squidward showing concern for him and standing up for him even through all the stuff they've been through trying to deliver this pizza really was icing on the cake for this episode.

    • @quinte11
      @quinte11 4 года назад +46

      You couldn’t have really said that any better

    • @boston3233
      @boston3233 4 года назад +37

      I guess you could say it’s something we really don’t see Squidward do much.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 года назад +149

      @@boston3233
      This shows the Flanderization of Squidward.
      In the early episodes, Squidward didn't HATE Spongebob, or hate anyone really. He was just a pessimist, and a bit disappointed with himself and his lifestyle. Spongebob's constant optimism and childishness was upsetting and annoying to Squidward, because it was senseless joy and unrealistic ignorance that he couldn't have. He showed many times in the early seasons that he does actually care about Spongebob's wellbeing and likely does consider him a friend, even if Squidward doesn't realise it. Spongebob KNEW he was annoying to Squidward, and worked to help him see the optimist's perspective. If Spongebob were to be injured or lose a game, Squidward laughs; because he's so miserable, seeing someone else be sad for a moment is funny. But when Spongebob becomes severely injured, emotionally heartbroken, or even at risk of Dying, Squidward showed genuine concern for Spongebob's safety and wellbeing. Squidward was callous; he was NOT cruel.
      But in the newer episodes...
      Spognebob is literally mentally retarded, and is so excessively emotional and childish that behaves like actual mentally handicapped person. He's annoying, and it's depressing when people have to be forced to deal with him. In new episodes, Squidward is a genuinely horrible person who takes pleasure in others' suffering. Who is pointlessly cruel to Spongebob and works to undermine him.
      This is another reason why Old Spongebob seasons are superior.

    • @salutations6370
      @salutations6370 4 года назад +36

      Unknown name I hate how they made squidward like that, he is one of my favorite characters and it hurts to see him be used as a punching bag, especially when does nothing terrible and is just enjoying life, some random shit happens and makes his life miserable

    • @ZOMNIZOB
      @ZOMNIZOB 4 года назад +27

      And in the episode where Krabs sells spongebob soul squidward stands up for spongebob and says they gotta fix it.

  • @artymunoz5060
    @artymunoz5060 4 года назад +4437

    “Aren’t you Patrick Star?”
    “Yup”
    “And this is your I.D “
    “Yup”
    “I found this I.D in this wallet, and if that’s the case, this must be your wallet”
    “That makes sense to me”
    “Than take it”
    “It’s not my wallet”

    • @legendary_kd
      @legendary_kd 3 года назад +98

      Still a funny moment in SpongeBob though

    • @artymunoz5060
      @artymunoz5060 3 года назад +147

      @@joshuabuswell9481 wow you’re really that offended? I was just tryna make some people laugh. Why do I need internet “points”
      What do I get out of that? Clearly there was over 200 people who thought it was funny.... man, this generation is so easily offended. It sucks

    • @LeftyIsLefty
      @LeftyIsLefty 3 года назад +18

      @@artymunoz5060 i laughed

    • @aguywithstandards169
      @aguywithstandards169 3 года назад +3

      @@artymunoz5060 I think that was sarcasm what Joshua was saying

    • @oxines6979
      @oxines6979 3 года назад +54

      You forgot the next part:
      "What is inside of this box ?"
      "My wallets"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2324

    I'm just thankful Stephen Hillenburg was able to give us this extraordinary show before he passed on. He made a work of art that will forever stick to our hearts.

    • @faisfaiz4353
      @faisfaiz4353 4 года назад +24

      Remember 2018 where the people people named St dies?.
      Like Stephen hillenburg, Stephen Hawking and stan Lee ?

    • @johnnybelle2686
      @johnnybelle2686 4 года назад +1

      @@faisfaiz4353 woah i thought it was 2019??

    • @faisfaiz4353
      @faisfaiz4353 4 года назад +8

      @@johnnybelle2686 wanna now what good about 2019? The year we get first black hole footage. The year where avengers end?. And the year we get good memes?

    • @Aback
      @Aback 4 года назад +8

      WHY TF DO ALL YOUR COMMENTS GET LIKES I DONT GET IT

    • @Jake1702
      @Jake1702 4 года назад +1

      @@faisfaiz4353 FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO REALIZED

  • @jakobee20
    @jakobee20 4 года назад +4792

    Customer: Can I have extra salt?
    Squidward: We’re all out.
    Customer: Could you check?
    Squidward: ...No

    • @amwfan88
      @amwfan88 3 года назад +163

      The angry scowl the customer gives Squidward is the perfect touch to that scene.

    • @zachfruin7684
      @zachfruin7684 3 года назад +81

      Being in customer service, this is sometimes exactly what I feel like

    • @xStardust
      @xStardust 3 года назад +6

      @@zachfruin7684 right?😂

    • @oiPuReNaDeZzo
      @oiPuReNaDeZzo 3 года назад +19

      Idk why he's complaining, he got what he wanted, Squidward salty AF

    • @soseikiharagatatsu7859
      @soseikiharagatatsu7859 3 года назад +2

      That's something what Squidward would say

  • @uter
    @uter 4 года назад +5048

    "It's not just a boulder... (eyes tearing) It's a rock."

    • @apatshe8188
      @apatshe8188 4 года назад +146

      It's Iraq*

    • @thx1085
      @thx1085 4 года назад +127

      It’s not just a boner
      ITS A COCK

    • @Phantom914
      @Phantom914 4 года назад +82

      @@thx1085 ITS A BIIIIG, OLLLLD, COCCCCCK. The pioneer's used to ride these babys for MILES, and it's in great shaaaape.

    • @mtk3587
      @mtk3587 4 года назад +9

      @Phantom914 Im dying 😂

    • @LightgreenLP
      @LightgreenLP 4 года назад +1

      @ZweiTinte lol

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles 4 года назад +4089

    "i'll have a kabby patty"
    "how original"
    "with extra onions!"
    "daring today, arent we?"
    squidward is the best character in all of animation.

  • @CookieBee6
    @CookieBee6 4 года назад +3646

    "Who cares about the customer!"
    "I do!"
    "Well I don't!"
    *wind stops*
    *gasp* "Squidward!"
    One of my favorite jokes in spongebob.

    • @willduncan2862
      @willduncan2862 4 года назад +149

      the way he said it was gold

    • @dankboidankboi5637
      @dankboidankboi5637 4 года назад +21

      Either i have a bad case of r/whoosh or this is a shit joke

    • @gabrielt.c
      @gabrielt.c 4 года назад +9

      Please r/woooosh me. I don't get it.

    • @strawhatdac
      @strawhatdac 4 года назад +5

      Yt. R3QSEY yeah I didn’t find it really clever

    • @kazuichikazzie1567
      @kazuichikazzie1567 4 года назад +57

      I too was confused... Until I heard just how fucking OFFENDED Spongebob was. Like he caught Squidward making a vegan krabby patty.

  • @MitchJohnson0110
    @MitchJohnson0110 4 года назад +700

    "But the door is locked, and the only way out is through the....
    *perfume department* "
    That episode has me dying every time.
    LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE

    • @elenitriantafillopoulou8111
      @elenitriantafillopoulou8111 4 года назад +4

      That episode used to be my favourite when I was a kid

    • @celestialfiend
      @celestialfiend 4 года назад +8

      "Keep going! You're good, you're good, you're good. Aaaaand Stop!" (Ship is absolutely wrecked)

    • @irvines3583
      @irvines3583 4 года назад

      That part really "click" with me because i really hate parfume when i was little it make me nauseous, still hate it though bur not that much.

    • @XiaoFury
      @XiaoFury 4 года назад

      I LOL at when The Flying Dutchman screams at Spongebob and Pat when they're bouncing and laughing like idiots lol. Actually, that whole episode is hilarious XD

  • @jordangroff8978
    @jordangroff8978 4 года назад +4711

    "Rock Bottom" Is definitely one of the best episodes as well.

    • @confusedru1nz171
      @confusedru1nz171 4 года назад +29

      Yes

    • @pinkythepigoverlord
      @pinkythepigoverlord 4 года назад +390

      That was traumatic

    • @Jesu_Stenger
      @Jesu_Stenger 4 года назад +30

      my favorite

    • @alexrv_28
      @alexrv_28 4 года назад +244

      That episode scared me lowkey when I was little

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 4 года назад +149

      It gave a name to the level of darkness that no one ever wants to encounter but all knows too well, *Advance Darkness* .

  • @gonkdroidincarnate4237
    @gonkdroidincarnate4237 4 года назад +996

    Bad shows: Fail to reference pop culture and come off as extremely forced and obnoxious
    Great shows: Make subtle and hilarious, natural pop-culture references that are not obnoxious and dont alienate people who don't get the joke and makes the show age perfectly
    Spongebob: *Is the pop-culture*

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 3 года назад +50

      Early seasons of spongebob are a collection of surrealist masterpieces.
      The cultural impact of Spongebob on animated comedy cannot be understated

    • @crackheadchicken5825
      @crackheadchicken5825 3 года назад +18

      SpongeBob just built different

  • @kaijublade7879
    @kaijublade7879 4 года назад +1398

    Cold Pizza: not a problem
    The fact that they left at night and didnt get there until morning: not a problem
    No drink that I didnt ask for: UNACCEPTABLE

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +15

      his diet dr. kelp he may not have even ordered...this ones on the house..he ate it all in one bite..no drink...

    • @mrprotoman154
      @mrprotoman154 4 года назад +7

      well to be fair, you can't have pizza without soda..

    • @strangebrew1231
      @strangebrew1231 4 года назад +12

      As a pizza driver, I always feel like spongebob when a customer forgets to order a side or a drink then blames me for it

    • @yomumma7803
      @yomumma7803 4 года назад +1

      @@mrprotoman154 what?!

    • @that_deadeyegamer7920
      @that_deadeyegamer7920 4 года назад +2

      @@strangebrew1231 you drive pizzas? Where can I get that job?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +4596

    Rude customer: "Look! I told your little friend I ain't paying for that!"
    Squidward: *Smashes pizza on his face*
    One of the times where Squidward actually stood up for Spongebob.

    • @guyonyoutube3850
      @guyonyoutube3850 4 года назад +129

      Well, he did pay for it

    • @DragPantz
      @DragPantz 4 года назад +228

      @@guyonyoutube3850 Yeah, but Spongebob wanted satisfaction from the customer which he didn't accomplished and felt destroyed and miserable.

    • @Autumn9
      @Autumn9 4 года назад +40

      STOP BEING EVERYWHERE I AM

    • @nightshrine4257
      @nightshrine4257 4 года назад +26

      Friends irl: Sucks for u bro

    • @jordanboyd5587
      @jordanboyd5587 4 года назад +142

      I'm pretty sure deep down inside that Squidward actually cares about Spongebob. He just doesn't like admitting it.

  • @ChaoticUrges
    @ChaoticUrges 4 года назад +769

    3:21 Love that even the wind stoped to let him know how wrong he is

    • @ChaoticUrges
      @ChaoticUrges 4 года назад +53

      @Stellvia Hoenheim And fire . They also drink water.

    • @ChaoticUrges
      @ChaoticUrges 4 года назад +14

      @Stellvia Hoenheim Maybe it really was a nuke test dump like the theories.

    • @ZombieBarioth
      @ZombieBarioth 4 года назад +18

      Or its as shocked as Spongebob.:P
      That 'wind' could be a whirlpool or something btw. To them it could seem like a windstorm.

    • @KidNamedKewlHam
      @KidNamedKewlHam 4 года назад +1

      There's even the fact that in the show, there's a liquid called Goo. It's actually water underwater.

    • @BambinaSaldana
      @BambinaSaldana Год назад

      ​@@KidNamedKewlHam Didn't MatPat talk about how that could be possible?

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 года назад +845

    I just want to see an ending where Squidward is happy, like Band Geeks
    It just filled me with a lot of happiness

    • @joysticksforjesuschrist
      @joysticksforjesuschrist 3 года назад +19

      Well… here’s the thing about miserable people like Squidward. They will always find something else to be sad or miserable about.

    • @mstrshalt
      @mstrshalt 3 года назад +30

      Hands down my favourite episode ever. That ending gave me such a gratifying feeling eh

    • @SheilaDeBonis
      @SheilaDeBonis 3 года назад +27

      I'd say he was happy at the end of Pizza Delivery. He was annoyed by how much time they wasted on the way over, but it was a mission accomplished. Sometimes you can't make the customer happy, but making your stressed out coworker happy is the next best thing.

    • @rosesarered4177
      @rosesarered4177 2 года назад +10

      Yooo that was my favorite episode as an 8 yr old kid, even as a kid I felt bad for him, really shows how movies and shows "for kids" gotta stop being lazy and write decent stories

    • @krisw9526
      @krisw9526 2 года назад +1

      @@joysticksforjesuschrist No need to find something, he's living a pretty bad life

  • @seancpp
    @seancpp 4 года назад +2950

    One of the best spongebob moments:
    “You’re squidward, he’s squidward, I’M SQUIDWARD!! Are there any other squidwards I should know about?!”
    Gary: *squidward voice* meEeoow

    • @lindblumpickles3407
      @lindblumpickles3407 4 года назад +4

      Hahaha!! Yes!!

    • @spongbong0
      @spongbong0 4 года назад +11

      I love that episode, where squidward and spongebob accidentally give themselves Garys shot

    • @intensemaster
      @intensemaster 4 года назад +1

      i remember this! so good

    • @allieharmon3926
      @allieharmon3926 4 года назад +1

      TRUE😂

    • @SoggyHotDoggy
      @SoggyHotDoggy 4 года назад +6

      I’m Squidward! I’m Squidward! Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

  • @mattdeluccia153
    @mattdeluccia153 4 года назад +2210

    I love how Spongebob can’t drive a car/boat at all, but is an expert at driving a giant rock

    • @LesbiansMarie
      @LesbiansMarie 4 года назад +141

      He was an expert at driving a Krabby Patty too. Maybe he knows how to drive but he gets to excited while driving a boat that he loses control?

    • @RossZ428
      @RossZ428 4 года назад +94

      You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. Makes sense you wouldn't need one to drive a rock

    • @mattdeluccia153
      @mattdeluccia153 4 года назад +52

      Ryan That brings up an interesting theory. Maybe the only reason he can’t drive a boat is because he knows he’s not licensed. Maybe if Mrs. Puff just gave him his license he’d have more confidence and have no problem

    • @stellarsealin9561
      @stellarsealin9561 4 года назад +11

      Matt DeLuccia there was actually an episode like that

    • @igorurban6080
      @igorurban6080 4 года назад +55

      @@mattdeluccia153 i think there is an ap episode almost excatly like that and i think it went like this
      1.Mrs Puff gave him a license so she can get him from her back and stop teachinf him
      2.Spongebob trought that he earned a liscense
      3.Something happend(dont know what excatly) and Mrs Puff and Spongebob were in a car driven by Spongebob
      4.Mrs Puff was deadly afraid,but Spogebob says something like:Dont worry Mrs Puff i am a liscensed driver and then he continues to drive perfectly,then Mrs puff excidentally slips and tells him he didnt earn his liscense
      5.He starts to panick loses control of his car and crashes and is ent back to drivig school
      6.Episode ends

  • @mattnolan3994
    @mattnolan3994 4 года назад +3348

    Spongebob- “Hey Patrick what am I?”
    Patrick- “Stupid?”
    Spongebob-“No I’m Texas!”
    Patrick- “What’s the difference?”

    • @TheAsianOne1
      @TheAsianOne1 3 года назад +45

      Nolzzz I like how no body replied so they would not be considered racist

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 3 года назад +20

      @@TheAsianOne1 oof

    • @ANormalDoggo
      @ANormalDoggo 3 года назад +64

      Texas < Everything else

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 года назад +73

      @@TheAsianOne1 I don’t think that’s why they didn’t reply lmao.

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 3 года назад +35

      @@TheAsianOne1 OP's quote vs. your stupid reply = Old Spongebob vs. Flanderized Spongebob.

  • @thesecondcomingofchrist123
    @thesecondcomingofchrist123 4 года назад +495

    *old* spongebob will never be topped, it was ahead of its time. It aged beautifully, while other shows you watched alongside spongebob during childhood (although you remember them to be good) didn’t. I’m honestly lucky to have grown up with such a masterpiece.

    • @seth131
      @seth131 2 года назад +14

      The only exception to this is "Hey Arnold" That show is a masterpiece.

    • @gamerboy0499
      @gamerboy0499 2 года назад +10

      the only cartoons i found to be level with spongebob is looney tunes and tom & jerry. The golden trio.

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX Год назад

      Bullshit.
      Ed edd n eddy was a nice show with a perfect ending.
      Fairly odd parents was good for a while till they introduced the girl
      Family guy
      And foster home for imaginary friends

  • @JoeMama-qu8bk
    @JoeMama-qu8bk 4 года назад +1453

    “Where’s the X? It’s supposed to be right here! 10,000 paces East.”
    “Ohhh East? I thought you said Weast.”

    • @TomDytorn
      @TomDytorn 4 года назад +43

      I still want to know how he came up with weast

    • @abrahamcoronelbeltran6033
      @abrahamcoronelbeltran6033 4 года назад +15

      In spanish he said oreste instead of oeste (west)

    • @JoeMama-qu8bk
      @JoeMama-qu8bk 4 года назад +88

      @@TomDytorn Wait you’ve never heard of weast? You must never have taken Wumbology in 1st grade smh

    • @Blooberries123-x8r
      @Blooberries123-x8r 4 года назад +6

      Oh sorry I thought it was Weast

    • @NoVa-1998-social
      @NoVa-1998-social 3 года назад +6

      That's west, Patrick

  • @jaypatd69
    @jaypatd69 4 года назад +669

    I really liked the episode where Squidward thought Spongebob ate the pie with a bomb in it and was gunna die at sunset. Gets me every time

    • @msr5565
      @msr5565 3 года назад +16

      I almost cryyyyyy

    • @RowansReviews
      @RowansReviews 3 года назад +22

      This episode is one of my favorites and Everytime I reference it no one remembers it

    • @msr5565
      @msr5565 3 года назад +9

      @@RowansReviews I will remember it forever...

    • @danielgriffithofficial
      @danielgriffithofficial 3 года назад +16

      When Spongebob decides to 'blow up' for Squidward is one of my favourite TV moments of all time.
      "GARY YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!" 😂😂

    • @jordanhayes6990
      @jordanhayes6990 3 года назад +16

      "The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him"

  • @rayofsunshine6300
    @rayofsunshine6300 4 года назад +2840

    My favorite line in the show:
    “Guess what I am Patrick!”
    “Uh, sTuPiD?”
    “No I’m TEXAS!”
    “WhAtS tHe DiFfErEnCe?!”
    *queue hysteric laughter*

    • @baseddisciple9737
      @baseddisciple9737 4 года назад +27

      Ben Solo cue*

    • @kylarparker1646
      @kylarparker1646 4 года назад +51

      Tbh when I was younger and saw that episode for the first time, I knew that joke was coming so I did laugh but it was more of a “oh wow I was right? That’s the pun?” laugh

    • @Garrettito6671
      @Garrettito6671 4 года назад +104

      As a Texan I took this scene in that episode personal. I liked the episode as a whole and thought it was funny and cute them trying to make Sandy feel less homesick but as a kid I couldn’t get by someone shitting on Texas. Looking back this scene makes me laugh the hardest because it symbolizes how a lot of people view Texas and Texans. Lol

    • @cwheels01
      @cwheels01 4 года назад +1

      @@Garrettito6671 I still don't see how that's funny.

    • @mtn7836
      @mtn7836 4 года назад +18

      Ben Solo being born and raised in Texas that will always be one of my favorite jokes.

  • @PaperParade
    @PaperParade 2 года назад +115

    I feel so privileged to have grown up with the best of Spongebob

  • @reagan8820
    @reagan8820 4 года назад +835

    “first, the lights will flicker on and off. next-“
    “dude? can i have some ketchup?”
    “oh, here you go.”

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 года назад +50

      Then, the phone will ring...AND NOBODY IS THERE

    • @ooSHINIES
      @ooSHINIES 4 года назад +22

      @@davidhong1934 Taking out the trash....at night.

    • @melgibson1284
      @melgibson1284 4 года назад +16

      now THAT is my favourite episode.

    • @StevieG101
      @StevieG101 4 года назад +9

      Nosferatu

    • @westhehacker
      @westhehacker 4 года назад +10

      AAHHH!! ITS THE HASH FLINGING, STASH STINGING, THRASH RINGING. HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!
      r/ihadastroke

  • @BeTheHero905
    @BeTheHero905 4 года назад +1849

    I agree, the best episodes were the ones that had Spongebob and Squidward’s characters playing off each other

    • @Nobodyss21
      @Nobodyss21 4 года назад +42

      BeTheHero905 The sea bear, graveyard shift, and imagination box for example

    • @frogonaburger
      @frogonaburger 4 года назад +8

      Adiastra Teja And band geeks.

    • @Jollyjose251
      @Jollyjose251 4 года назад +1

      a cute patootie That one was more of a Squidward episode

    • @snowyyzoe
      @snowyyzoe 4 года назад

      @@Jollyjose251 Best line in it was from Patrick though

  • @kniivez8819
    @kniivez8819 4 года назад +1188

    “Good bye everyone I’ll remember you all in therapy”

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 4 года назад +65

      "GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!"

    • @kniivez8819
      @kniivez8819 4 года назад +7

      Emerald Espeon probably one of my personal favorites

    • @l.r.4116
      @l.r.4116 4 года назад +9

      SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

    • @butterygoodness8242
      @butterygoodness8242 4 года назад

      *remember**

    • @Ghost-nr5kv
      @Ghost-nr5kv 4 года назад

      Elliott Moreno ahhh yes. I was looking for this correction

  • @domskillet5744
    @domskillet5744 4 года назад +222

    "Don't you once think about the customer?" Damn that was 1 of the most cold-blooded lines of all time considering who he's saying it to. That guy is the true villain of Spongebob

    • @carmenwest4832
      @carmenwest4832 Год назад +10

      It still breaks my heart to even think about it

    • @Lauren_210
      @Lauren_210 Год назад

      AGREED 100%. This is the guy that managed to break him out of all jerks on the show. This one stranger, unnecessarily cruel, rude, and over dramatic, broke SpongeBob and lost his shit over a FUCKING DRINK. Fuck this guy.

  • @NYCCgirl1
    @NYCCgirl1 4 года назад +2129

    Fav quote: "The sash wringing... the trash thinging... mash flinging... the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the..."

    • @justinmathewson3692
      @justinmathewson3692 4 года назад +201

      THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

    • @ben_hell4437
      @ben_hell4437 4 года назад +49

      @@justinmathewson3692 I can hear this!

    • @Fami64
      @Fami64 4 года назад +44

      Yes... the hash slinging slasher.

    • @girly.mimi00
      @girly.mimi00 4 года назад +18

      I heard him say this while I was reading your comment. That part is the best part of the episode. 😭😭

    • @ladykatie8204
      @ladykatie8204 4 года назад +13

      That episode scared me so much as a kid...

  • @charlieg.8768
    @charlieg.8768 4 года назад +6546

    I hate how they changed sponge bob from being clever to just crying and whining

    • @alfa01spotivo
      @alfa01spotivo 4 года назад +42

      hes s= still the same

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 4 года назад +388

      Flanderization is a hell of a drug :(

    • @superninja493
      @superninja493 4 года назад +190

      Sucks how he ain’t very intelligent today, back in the first three he was dumb, but it was charming cos he wasn’t braindead, and he was funny

    • @kornknot2726
      @kornknot2726 4 года назад +142

      @@superninja493 same the first 3 seasons kind of made them seem like real people like they had different feelings moods at different times like now they always have the same emotions

    • @elise5975
      @elise5975 4 года назад +73

      Every time I see a new episode I want to throw my tv away

  • @aria_chatt
    @aria_chatt 4 года назад +601

    The best episodes all have squidward succeeding, doing the right thing, and just being portrayed as a human being and not just the cynical octopus who yells. Squidward is my favorite character and I can’t stand how he’s treated in new episodes

    • @Coldus
      @Coldus 4 года назад +6

      True

    • @thekaylaheard
      @thekaylaheard 4 года назад +12

      Lol squidward is a squid 😂

    • @akwl0l812
      @akwl0l812 4 года назад +12

      @@thekaylaheard 6 tentacles squidward is an octopus 😂

    • @snek7030
      @snek7030 4 года назад +19

      Yeah. Have you seen the Ink Lemonade episode? That's the absolute worst of the Squidward Torture Porn episodes.

    • @raysaspaniol
      @raysaspaniol 4 года назад +8

      @@snek7030 SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

  • @SiberianTurtle
    @SiberianTurtle 3 года назад +193

    “Gee Squidward maybe Santa can bring you a dictionary so I could understand what you just said.” One of the best lines in spongebob

  • @mushymcmushington7176
    @mushymcmushington7176 4 года назад +1793

    Squidward used to be my favorite character mostly due to small moments like the end of Pizza Delivery. Yeah, Squidward could be egotistical and selfish, but he still had a functioning moral compass, and even begrudgingly liked having Spongebob around.
    These days he's kind of just a jerk though...

    • @parkerwalker377
      @parkerwalker377 4 года назад +178

      MushyBird McMushington I think this is a common issue among both children’s animation and adult animation. The biggest issue with shows like The Simpson, Family Guy, and even Spongebob is that the characters very abruptly lose their moral compass which quickly disconnects them from the audience. It’s a trap that so many shows have fallen into. I don’t understand how so many shows can fail (harsh word I know the shows aren’t failing) in the exact same way but not one picks up on it?? Idk man

    • @badfrad1754
      @badfrad1754 4 года назад +157

      Yeah like the pie episode where squidward thinks spongebob is gonna die so he helps him complete his bucket list

    • @kalinadesseaux8011
      @kalinadesseaux8011 4 года назад +64

      Old version squiddy is best boi

    • @ZombieBarioth
      @ZombieBarioth 4 года назад +75

      @Parker Walker
      I think a lot of it comes down to that fine line between being rude, cynical, jaded, ect. and just being downright mean and antagonistic. A lot of people seem to struggle with that sort of nuance.
      Though to be fair, the opposite is also true, making nice characters is also just as hard.
      Funny enough, that's exactly the sort of dynamic Spongebob and Squidward have. There's such a strong contrast that it makes that side of their personalities seem even more predominant. Squidward isn't that much of a jerk, but he's usually the biggest one in the room until an actual antagonist comes along.

    • @maximussaktish
      @maximussaktish 4 года назад +58

      @@badfrad1754 There is also the Christmas episode where squidward pretends to be santa so spongebob doesnt feel sad

  • @rhondahoward8025
    @rhondahoward8025 4 года назад +970

    Ah yes, the days before flanderization where Spongebob and Squidward were written like _people_ just as much as they written as gags or caricatures of themselves. Spongebob could actually get irritated, fed up, ("MR KRABS! I WANNA GO TO BED!") and had some adult sensibilities about him.
    Squidward could be a dry cynic but he wasn't heartless and didn't exist just to be nasty.

    • @gootar5045
      @gootar5045 4 года назад +18

      SpongeBob funny
      Squidward stupid and mean me like SpongeBob me think funny

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 4 года назад +75

      i remember reading/hearing something that summed up why the two worked together so well.
      Spongebob is adulthood through the eyes of a child, and Squidward is adulthood through the eyes of, well, an adult.

    • @xXAllTheWayTurntUp
      @xXAllTheWayTurntUp 4 года назад +4

      Perfectly fucking said

    • @hardlybreathe93
      @hardlybreathe93 4 года назад

      @@Weldedhodag Emp?

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 4 года назад +6

      and Squidward wasn't getting brutalized more than a MK character

  • @FancyFun3433
    @FancyFun3433 4 года назад +1844

    Idk man... Doodle bob was pretty good for me
    "You okay Patrick??"
    "FINLAND"

    • @elli_senfsaat
      @elli_senfsaat 4 года назад +107

      When Doodle Bob said "Hmnehya hamna", I felt that!

    • @gamersgame1000
      @gamersgame1000 4 года назад +47

      I have a tattoo of doodle bob on my calf lol, it’s my only tattoo actually

    • @alexhenley6098
      @alexhenley6098 4 года назад +7

      Frankendoodle

    • @miatapia151
      @miatapia151 4 года назад +7

      LMAOOO I READ IT IN HIS VOICE

    • @ZOMNIZOB
      @ZOMNIZOB 4 года назад +34

      *WhErEs tHe LeaK mAm*

  • @soupkabukii
    @soupkabukii 3 года назад +1131

    Plankton: “Tell him off Spongebob, be assertive!”
    Spongebob: “That’s my ice cream!”
    Plankton: “Great! Now let him have it!”
    Spongebob: “you can have it.”
    So simple yet it gets me every time.

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 4 года назад +1483

    Squid: Its just a stupid boulder
    SB: its not just a boulder (sniff), it Iraq

    • @elias8092
      @elias8092 4 года назад +5

      SB 😂

    • @jocabulous
      @jocabulous 4 года назад +55

      How did you get out of Iraq
      Iran
      Damn

    • @nightshrine4257
      @nightshrine4257 4 года назад +2

      I wish I could Pin this

    • @Luingus
      @Luingus 4 года назад +5

      @[Watch ACE undercover] and see my queen Byeongkwan why dont you do some research

    • @preventablesuffering6239
      @preventablesuffering6239 4 года назад +2

      @[Watch ACE undercover] and see my queen Byeongkwan You see the result of a heavily propagandized US population that culturally learns to not question the actions or sincerity of our military--psychological operations on the public to influence their opinion. US military industrial complex has a big part (influence and spending) in US culture, both in the news and all entertainment (look up 'US military and hollywood'). its why big budget military glorifying films are always made and win awards. the films try to contextualize our foreign involvement as non-predatory, and try to portray those who live on the land we invade as cartoonish bad guys who hate american freedom.
      military agenda driven talking points are not questioned by many "bootlicking" non-critical thinking americans. things that mostly demonize foreign leaders (that are usually proven later to be false) to justify predatory military action against them.
      more specifically about iran/iraq/the middle east, US military interest lies in lucrative military contracts, isrealgeopolitical interest (isreal lobby basically owns DC, and speak out often against iran), and instilling puppet govts to leverage the natural resources (oil, opium) and maintain the petrodollar.

  • @masonjalowiec3462
    @masonjalowiec3462 4 года назад +276

    The campfire episode is my favorite especially when squidwards building the tent and SpongeBob tells Patrick frantically to take notes and Patrick is just frantically writing down tic tac toe

    • @snek7030
      @snek7030 4 года назад +18

      Let's gather around the campfire and sing a campfire song. A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we could sing it faster, then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing along..

    • @BunnyEars357
      @BunnyEars357 4 года назад +5

      Ayla Cem BUM BUM BUM

    • @ImissVine782
      @ImissVine782 4 года назад +4

      The...C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!!!!
      The...C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!!!!
      The...C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!!!!

    • @gasolinewhat
      @gasolinewhat 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @tylerhuggins11
      @tylerhuggins11 4 года назад

      Fun fact Dan povimire originally wrote the song for Patrick to say" latter, letters, letters" instead of actually singing the song. If would've been great

  • @ramez2207
    @ramez2207 4 года назад +1815

    Who orders by phone when the restaurant is right next to his door, that guy must've been on heroin

    • @xephyre6955
      @xephyre6955 4 года назад +151

      It's so stupid that it's great.

    • @Wesbert
      @Wesbert 4 года назад +178

      Ramez Dr working at a dominos you’d be surprised how many people order from right across the street to the point where if I jogged it to their place it’d be faster than driving

    • @deykuzor
      @deykuzor 4 года назад +22

      Depends how busy they are as businesses, I was a delivery guy when we needed one and wasn't the main chef, but like, sometimes places across the street wanted food available for people to grab quickly or for a meeting and they were willing to pay the delivery surcharge instead of send someone across the road.

    • @watyhu99
      @watyhu99 4 года назад +28

      @@Wesbert I'mhonestly one of those people, sometimes I just don't want to put on shoes get my wallet, phone, keys, and walk to the shop when I could have it delivered right to the door

    • @ramez2207
      @ramez2207 4 года назад +2

      @@watyhu99 feel ya

  • @JakeFromYoutube
    @JakeFromYoutube 4 года назад +185

    My favorite has to be band geeks.
    "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

    • @Olderaccount17
      @Olderaccount17 3 года назад +10

      I still remember how hard I laughed when Squilliam told Squidward "This is exactly how I pictured your band would look" and then they show Spongebob doing that stupidly silly dance. That moment *wrecked* me.

    • @AR-hw9zi
      @AR-hw9zi 7 месяцев назад

      Smashing pumpkins over here

  • @raysaspaniol
    @raysaspaniol 4 года назад +830

    OH AND THAT WHEN THEY PAINT MR KRABBS HOUSE'S WALLS THAT ONE'S GREAT TOO

    • @ajanaya8055
      @ajanaya8055 4 года назад +49

      Careful Spongebob! x6
      CAREFUL SPONGEBOB!!!

    • @BigForAHedgehog
      @BigForAHedgehog 3 года назад +71

      "We are not Cavemen."
      "We have technology."
      *BANG BANG BANG*

    • @thegamingfish547
      @thegamingfish547 3 года назад +8

      @@BigForAHedgehog I heard the bang bang bang reading that and it killed me

    • @MetikalMan
      @MetikalMan 3 года назад +4

      The first episode I ever saw. Changed my life.

    • @TheEffectOfMass
      @TheEffectOfMass 3 года назад +12

      "He'll have our butts!" Then a quick cut to their butts mounted on a wall while Krab sits in a fancy robe.

  • @Chibekoe
    @Chibekoe 4 года назад +771

    “Firmly grasp it in your hand.”
    “FIRMLY grasp it in your hand”
    “FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!”

    • @shanelawrence7438
      @shanelawrence7438 4 года назад +34

      A grape fresh from the vine, a peeled orange from the garden. *patrick* A WATER MELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD.

    • @lex0h2
      @lex0h2 4 года назад +6

      That's what he said

    • @blacksmithsforge
      @blacksmithsforge 4 года назад +7

      “That ought a do it!”

    • @danielfridman90
      @danielfridman90 4 года назад +4

      **Squidward Literally Dies** Patrick: *****

    • @natecalhoun4427
      @natecalhoun4427 4 года назад +1

      Rip Eddie

  • @angelicacastaneda9839
    @angelicacastaneda9839 4 года назад +470

    When spongebob cries on the floor and then sucks back his own tears just to cry them out again, I mean WHO THOUGHT OF THAT??? Genius man, that made me SOOO SAD 😭

    • @virgovirtuoso
      @virgovirtuoso 3 года назад +18

      I never thought about it like that but yeah, I wanna give flowers to whoever's idea that was

    • @mstrshalt
      @mstrshalt 3 года назад +9

      My favourite cry scene of his is when he was crying like a sprinkler in his grandmother's house lol

    • @_vakas
      @_vakas 3 года назад

      @@mstrshalt I've never been more sad

  • @Marcellus-ro4ko
    @Marcellus-ro4ko 3 года назад +556

    Everything up to the first Spongebob movie in 2004 was perfection. After the movie, everything drastically changed in a downward spiral. 1999-2004 was the golden age of Spongebob.

    • @KitKatLMFAO
      @KitKatLMFAO 3 года назад +6

      god shut up

    • @annapotsch6361
      @annapotsch6361 3 года назад +30

      @@KitKatLMFAO why so hostile? This is a video about spongebob lmfao

    • @calebpagan2226
      @calebpagan2226 3 года назад +2

      I agree

    • @flubbajubb4958
      @flubbajubb4958 3 года назад +22

      Canonically speaking, he first movie is actually chronologically last in the series. Everything else takes place beforehand, even the stuff that was released afterward

    • @viz2y
      @viz2y 3 года назад +2

      @@flubbajubb4958 actually spongehenge is the last episode canonically

  • @Nomura_Kiyoshirou
    @Nomura_Kiyoshirou 4 года назад +721

    The Band Geek episode where they perform sweet Victory is the Best Episode of all.
    Because squidward is Pure Happy in the ending.

    • @carlosoramasramos8911
      @carlosoramasramos8911 4 года назад +68

      That episode its the secret finale of the show for me

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 4 года назад +22

      spongebob season 1-5 is better than some entire tv shows run. best tv show ever

    • @kent7285
      @kent7285 4 года назад +4

      I became so happy by seing u comment here. It feels like a sun after the rain. :>

    • @Nomura_Kiyoshirou
      @Nomura_Kiyoshirou 4 года назад +8

      @@kent7285 is that how you flirt these days?
      You still livin in 80s?

    • @kent7285
      @kent7285 4 года назад +4

      maybe ur already sick with 20's kind of flirting, and 80's style is much more romantic than today I think
      not so sure about your flirting preferences but all im sure is the first time i saw u comment i already know i wanna spend all the sunrises and sunsets of my life with you

  • @person8865
    @person8865 4 года назад +546

    pizza delivery, band geeks, and graveyard shift are the holy trinity of “perfect” spongebob episodes

    • @daltonsilverman1974
      @daltonsilverman1974 4 года назад +30

      The chocolate episode?

    • @bentennyson3764
      @bentennyson3764 4 года назад +1

      @@daltonsilverman1974 CHOCOLATE

    • @AbiRizky
      @AbiRizky 4 года назад

      @@daltonsilverman1974 CHOCOLATE

    • @RayQns
      @RayQns 4 года назад +7

      What about the kelp forest one?

    • @FizzleIsGaming
      @FizzleIsGaming 4 года назад +10

      RayIsNotOk magic conch, was your episode a good one?

  • @Shizuna560
    @Shizuna560 4 года назад +968

    "Is mayonaise an instrument"
    "No patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument"
    *Patrick raise hand*
    "Horseradish isn't instrument either"
    *Patrick hands down*
    Seriously this line in this episode is enough for me to laugh for minutes, either then or now
    One of the best episode in cartoon industry in my opinion

    • @colli_wolly
      @colli_wolly 4 года назад +22

      “Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.”

    • @MikeBSc
      @MikeBSc 4 года назад +3

      "Instruments to your lips."
      _Percussion section also do this._

    • @nrswn6037
      @nrswn6037 4 года назад +1

      underrated right

    • @DakodaOK
      @DakodaOK 4 года назад +4

      @@MikeBSc "Too bad that didn't kill me."

    • @fearfly7444
      @fearfly7444 4 года назад +1

      “Hello uh we’re with the animal hospital down the street and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises”

  • @ProjectPhysX
    @ProjectPhysX 2 года назад +128

    Fun fact: ocean currents at the sea floor actually move rocks around through the sand. Some maritime creatures really use them as a ride.

    • @MinecraftWorld1954
      @MinecraftWorld1954 2 года назад +19

      Finally, a fun fact that actually relevant

    • @ApexGale
      @ApexGale 11 месяцев назад +11

      Stephen Hillenburg really loved putting these small marine biology tidbits into his world. He was a treasure.

  • @HalfHazardous
    @HalfHazardous 4 года назад +1159

    I feel like SpongeBob was streamlined and the characters reduced to the point of having one track minds. I can't believe how soulless SpongeBob has become over the years.

    • @theveganvillainess
      @theveganvillainess 4 года назад +37

      That happened when they made the first movie. When I went to go watch it, I was pissed because it was such trash. And then all is the episodes from then on were trash. They really babied it and it just wasn't appealing to older kids and adults anymore.

    • @JohnSmith-fq7hj
      @JohnSmith-fq7hj 4 года назад +14

      Everything is like that 2day all the new cartoons the music holywood movies everything is getting worse. The effects of a participation trophy society sad to watch really

    • @gamebuddy-yx6tw
      @gamebuddy-yx6tw 4 года назад +6

      sponge bob the builder is baaaaaaad!!!!! Show soulda end it *fursst MOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEE*

    • @majordelilah
      @majordelilah 4 года назад +2

      Yeah it's because the audience has become less sensitive

    • @Chiinkayy
      @Chiinkayy 4 года назад +7

      Major Robinson more*

  • @22burnsie
    @22burnsie 4 года назад +857

    Or when SpongeBobs goes “Missing” and Sandy destroys town but forcing everyone else to help has been fantastic

    • @stupidatm52
      @stupidatm52 4 года назад +5

      22burnsie wormy also fantastic one

    • @volt4ge965
      @volt4ge965 4 года назад +19

      when all the citizens wanted to give up and the one guy came with the kelpo xD

    • @deathmetalpagan
      @deathmetalpagan 4 года назад +2

      This is a load of barnacles...

    • @anakinskywalker2707
      @anakinskywalker2707 4 года назад +1

      The episode where spongebob losing its identity card were also amazing,i especially love how chill the vibe is when spongebob entered the cafe its beautiful.

    • @andrewwalker9960
      @andrewwalker9960 4 года назад +3

      I’M READY, I’M READY
      >No you AiN’t

  • @ThePissedOffOwl
    @ThePissedOffOwl 4 года назад +591

    I don’t care what anyone says, “Band Geeks” is the final episode of Spongebob Squarepants
    Squidward wins, he’s finally happy

    • @LesbiansMarie
      @LesbiansMarie 4 года назад +61

      If they make a final episode, it’ll be like-
      -Squidward finally gets praised for his talent and makes it into his art career
      -Plankton and Mr Krabs become friends again and start working together as partners.
      -Sandy starts working with someone else to master karate completely, and works at the Kristen Krab part time
      -Spongebob continues to live his cheerful life, being happy for Squidward and stuff
      -Patrick’s Patrick.
      Have you ever seen that one thing someone made where they drew all the characters as humans as they come together and sing “The best day ever” as they’re expecting to die? Yeah. I want something like that to happen.

    • @JudgeHolden2003
      @JudgeHolden2003 4 года назад +14

      2004 spongebob movie is canon ending prooved by Steven Hillenburg.

    • @GymnopedieTornado
      @GymnopedieTornado 4 года назад +1

      if patrick ever grows up and gets a job I will weep openly
      and still not have a job

    • @plutoeditxmilk7797
      @plutoeditxmilk7797 4 года назад +3

      Band geeks isn’t the last episode tho

    • @adecentdelinquent8986
      @adecentdelinquent8986 4 года назад

      HELL YEAH

  • @Valcuda
    @Valcuda 2 года назад +57

    Pizza Delivery is like a demo
    Not a single second is wasted, it introduces the trio perfectly, it leaves you wanting more, and doesn't even show off everything!
    It's definitely the most iconic episode of Spongebob!

  • @peytoncabral7149
    @peytoncabral7149 4 года назад +1048

    I nominate Shanghaied for the most underrated episode. Literally every single joke in that episode makes me laugh out loud.

    • @foodlibraries
      @foodlibraries 4 года назад +189

      "YOU'RE GOOD... YOU'RE GOOD... YOU'RE GOOD... AAAAND STOP"

    • @WinslowCD
      @WinslowCD 4 года назад +22

      @@foodlibraries I quote this very often

    • @CameronDrums81
      @CameronDrums81 4 года назад +174

      "Insulting a man's ship, be worse than insulting his mother" "No no it WAS his mother you said was dirty, not his ship!"

    • @thescholar2739
      @thescholar2739 4 года назад +24

      CameronWood8181 I got it this ship belongs to the Red Baron!

    • @nicholaslacascia9176
      @nicholaslacascia9176 4 года назад +1

      I adore this episode!!! Beat me to it

  • @Lonezewolf
    @Lonezewolf 4 года назад +2966

    I personally liked snowball fight and caveman episode.

    • @nocloutnelli3067
      @nocloutnelli3067 4 года назад +109

      When worlds collide. You can run but you can’t hide.

    • @flippy3763
      @flippy3763 4 года назад +66

      The snowball episode is my favorite episode

    • @e-man3664
      @e-man3664 4 года назад +59

      I love the first episode, the timetravel episode, the late night shift and pizza delievery.

    • @lunar6383
      @lunar6383 4 года назад +27

      Snowball one and dirty dan one

    • @JasmineHesse2001
      @JasmineHesse2001 4 года назад +12

      Late night shift

  • @MrTony-rx7tk
    @MrTony-rx7tk 4 года назад +536

    Imagine saying something so appalling and insensitive that a force of nature physically pauses for a moment just to help punctuate the reaction of someone who heard it

    • @thaferg6969
      @thaferg6969 4 года назад +6

      Spngebob Sativa and Squidward Indica!

    • @salamyazan2126
      @salamyazan2126 4 года назад +1

      Wut

    • @TheStranger513
      @TheStranger513 4 года назад +1

      Proof that the customers always right lol. The Wind God pressed pause after Squidward's words.

    • @LilJbm1
      @LilJbm1 4 года назад +17

      @@TheStranger513 That scene was gold because it represents how all of us viewers and society at large have the "accepted" position of caring about the customer, as spongebob does. However, every retail worker has had the same feelings as squidward and has had the "I don't give two shits about the customer" thought. It's such a great contrast between someone beaten down by reality and another who still holds their ideals and embodies them.

    • @CollinYoung
      @CollinYoung 4 года назад +3

      That little moment has to be my favorite line in any show

  • @applepiesundaes8391
    @applepiesundaes8391 4 года назад +65

    This episode is iconic in my family, specifically the part where spongebob is singing the krusty crab pizza song. definitely my favourite episode out of the entire series

    • @paranoida8095
      @paranoida8095 3 года назад +5

      My older sister and I have gotten into a fight about the lyrics of the song around christmas. It was a lot of fun😂

  • @izeiuh
    @izeiuh 4 года назад +1541

    I’m offended how band geeks wasn’t mentioned

    • @sillystrawberrygal
      @sillystrawberrygal 4 года назад +39

      Ikr that was one of my favorites

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 года назад +47

      That was a top tier episode!

    • @izeiuh
      @izeiuh 4 года назад +22

      Dave Crupel I believe it’s the best one in my opinion

    • @adolfog316
      @adolfog316 4 года назад +16

      ig he's selling the classic hand drawn episodes. By the time band geeks came out they were digital

    • @Nick34615
      @Nick34615 4 года назад

      Isaiah Uploads Stuff how good is the taddle tale strangler episode that one never gets aired

  • @serenaofvenus
    @serenaofvenus 4 года назад +146

    "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma," was my senior quote.

  • @evangelionfan69
    @evangelionfan69 4 года назад +1363

    ripped pants is pure gold
    “Lifting weights - big laugh
    Frisbee in face - kills
    Surfing - knocks 'em dead
    Pretending to drown... no.”

    • @edwardjones1482
      @edwardjones1482 4 года назад

      lilly lewis lmao

    • @edwardjones1482
      @edwardjones1482 4 года назад +17

      lilly lewis I miss the old spongebob

    • @evangelionfan69
      @evangelionfan69 4 года назад +16

      Edward Jones same. now all we have is all the gross-out humor crap

    • @norad_clips
      @norad_clips 4 года назад +24

      I could hear him say the line, and I haven’t seen that episode in years

    • @failtolawl
      @failtolawl 4 года назад

      Ripped pants is predictable and not that great

  • @richardcletus6026
    @richardcletus6026 3 года назад +95

    Pizza Delivery has the most concentrated quotable dialog of any episode that I still hear to this day.

  • @Joshkenobi
    @Joshkenobi 4 года назад +715

    My favorite episode of spongebob is "Band Geek" I think everyone who's seen it can agree how great it is.

    • @mr.fishnix2373
      @mr.fishnix2373 4 года назад +81

      Is mayonaise an instrument?

    • @rustyshackleford7436
      @rustyshackleford7436 4 года назад +52

      @@mr.fishnix2373 No mayonnaise is not an instrument...
      Horse radish isn't an instrument either.

    • @slitchey
      @slitchey 4 года назад +72

      Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

    • @infernoROBO
      @infernoROBO 4 года назад +12

      I like Band Geeks although it isn't my #1 fav. That would have to go to Frankendoodle for me.

    • @utc428
      @utc428 4 года назад +4

      My favorite might be the snow day episode

  • @mesome777
    @mesome777 4 года назад +278

    Now that I am a “Big Brother” there’s an indescribable righteous anger I get at that jack ass at the end of Pizza Delivery.
    -
    This episode perfectly captured that “he may be an idiot but he’s MY idiot” sorta schtick

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 3 года назад +2

      Same but change the “big brother” to “big sister”

  • @RicoTheGiant
    @RicoTheGiant 4 года назад +69

    Love how this video was edited with the episode's aspect ratio.

    • @Nerdstalgic
      @Nerdstalgic  4 года назад +10

      Ahh thank you for saying that! I think it looks better than if I had stretched this one out and I wanted this episode to flow kind of like the episode itself does so I’m glad it turned out okay!

  • @Sean-qg3gg
    @Sean-qg3gg 4 года назад +69

    My dad’s favorite episode was Opposite Day, until this episode got onto TV again around a year ago, which was rare. He loved it even more than Opposite Day. My mom’s favorite episode is the one where Krabs tries to date Mrs. Puff, I forgot the name

    • @melvinmitchell-freeformed3296
      @melvinmitchell-freeformed3296 3 года назад +25

      We're not talkin' about this, or this, we're talkin' about THIS!

    • @zaynes5094
      @zaynes5094 2 года назад +9

      @@melvinmitchell-freeformed3296 And mine is the one where Spongebob and Mr Crabs think that they killed a health inspector so they go and try to dig a grave for him so they don’t get in trouble for accidentally killing him. It’s hilarious. Also kinda dark but I guess that’s my humor. The Late Shift is also a classic.

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 4 года назад +227

    Chocolate with nuts: That psychopath chasing them around, OBVIOUSLY, the scam artist and Patrick “focusing” and saying “I love you”

    • @beedeepresents
      @beedeepresents 4 года назад +6

      Omg i forgot about this one but it is truly hilarious!

    • @snek7030
      @snek7030 4 года назад +3

      That is one of the most quotable episodes.
      _i love you_
      *CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE!!!*

    • @raysaspaniol
      @raysaspaniol 4 года назад +1

      I love that old lady and her mom who remembers when they invented chocolate

  • @johnnyblingg
    @johnnyblingg 4 года назад +424

    The episode where Squidward lies and says he doesn’t like Krabby Patties is the funniest episode, especially when you’re on a diet. 😂😂😂

    • @taehyungkim608
      @taehyungkim608 4 года назад +4

      yess that's my favorite

    • @OathBoy_562
      @OathBoy_562 4 года назад +1

      John Barnett straight classic childhood memories

    • @carlyskolnik296
      @carlyskolnik296 4 года назад +2

      “You like Krabby patties don’t you squidward?”

    • @abhirm664
      @abhirm664 4 года назад +1

      @@carlyskolnik296 with 'that' expression

    • @carlyskolnik296
      @carlyskolnik296 4 года назад

      @@abhirm664 yep

  • @theodoro3188
    @theodoro3188 4 года назад +1212

    Kids at ages 3-12: "Squidward's so selfish and boring!"
    Late teens and adults: * Watching Spongebob * We can surely relate to Squidward...

    • @alienxotic5028
      @alienxotic5028 4 года назад +28

      That's so true, except he's still selfish.

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf 4 года назад +8

      Ok boomer

    • @nightzn_
      @nightzn_ 4 года назад +18

      @@the6ig6adwolf stfu

    • @IcyianCanehdian
      @IcyianCanehdian 4 года назад +1

      @@ThatRipOff 🍄

    • @alienxotic5028
      @alienxotic5028 4 года назад +13

      Almost nobody thinks he's boring, he's just hypocritical and low tempered. He's selfish towards other people.

  • @Jozztime
    @Jozztime 3 года назад +62

    “Spongebob, if I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have. I’d have one dollar.”

  • @DevinBradleySmith
    @DevinBradleySmith 4 года назад +915

    Last time I was this early the pizza was still warm

    • @cashhgenesis
      @cashhgenesis 4 года назад +6

      Devin Smith The pizza should still be warm when you’re on time why tf would i want a cold pizza

    • @abransalcedo3283
      @abransalcedo3283 4 года назад +17

      Did you get your diet dr kelp

    • @businessmail4929
      @businessmail4929 4 года назад

      or the corpse

    • @EjDaddyyyy
      @EjDaddyyyy 4 года назад

      Haha I ate pizza today

    • @ilovecody7514
      @ilovecody7514 4 года назад

      That's pretty early.

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 4 года назад +189

    What made the early years stellar was the the relationship between SpongeBob and Squidward. The way those two played of each other made for great writing.

    • @ameliawilder28
      @ameliawilder28 4 года назад +1

      Because season one and two was when Stephen Hillenberg was in charge. His intentions were to end the show after the first movie.

  • @FatadayKorngor
    @FatadayKorngor 4 года назад +274

    Therapist: What do you mean, "you can hear images?"
    Me: 5:54

    • @the_busboy
      @the_busboy 4 года назад +24

      Fuuttuurreee

    • @MasonTheAnimator
      @MasonTheAnimator 4 года назад +35

      *FUTUUUUUUUURRRRRRREEEE*

    • @z0nefive
      @z0nefive 4 года назад +40

      you like krabby patties, dont'cha squidward?

    • @ohboy1113
      @ohboy1113 4 года назад +3

      I heard a kazoo raising pitch

    • @Wave9990
      @Wave9990 4 года назад

      😂

  • @Noirshock
    @Noirshock 3 года назад +42

    What a learned from this episode years later is how even when you put 1000% of you on your service to the customer they always will be mean to you.
    And I respect that from Bob. He still do his best even when customers don't deserve it. That's why he will always be the best ❤️
    That said I became in Squidward over the years.

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 4 года назад +185

    I remember tearing up a bit as a kid when the customer said he didn't want the pizza.
    Seasons 1-3 were peak SpongeBob and none of the later seasons will ever top it.

    • @Juuupa333
      @Juuupa333 4 года назад +5

      Why that douchbag orderedv by phone when the Restaurant is just a couple feet away

    • @sillystrawberrygal
      @sillystrawberrygal 4 года назад +2

      And when the guy yelled at spongebob for not getting the drink, I almost cried when I was like 4.

    • @jdizzle4522
      @jdizzle4522 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @altjacobs
      @altjacobs 4 года назад

      quarantine

  • @aurilio5633
    @aurilio5633 4 года назад +210

    And its funny that Squidward said "It's just around the corner!" And it was LITERALLY just around the corner, that's why he let spongebob drive, thank you squidward!!!

  • @sugarryboi
    @sugarryboi 4 года назад +1017

    Dude what about graveyard shift?! HASH SLINGING SLASHER

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 4 года назад +32

      Definitely Top 5 without a doubt!

    • @sammiegeller
      @sammiegeller 4 года назад +19

      But then who was turning off the lights?

    • @tykovain
      @tykovain 4 года назад +22

      Sammie G nosferatu!

    • @yourmother8943
      @yourmother8943 4 года назад +25

      I remember that one it's my favorite I also remember getting the shit scared out of me lol

    • @tykovain
      @tykovain 4 года назад +1

      Twinz Clipz same

  • @ImogenWatts
    @ImogenWatts 3 года назад +49

    "Could I have some salt?"
    "We're outta salt."
    "Could'ya check?"
    "No."
    :-(

  • @MikefromTexas1
    @MikefromTexas1 4 года назад +2310

    *Pre-movie* SpongeBob is the best SpongeBob.

    • @imonlyherebecauseofmemes1991
      @imonlyherebecauseofmemes1991 4 года назад +310

      First three seasons were excellent, seasons 4-5 were okay but still good, seasons 6-8 were horrible, and now most episodes are just insulting kids intelligence and atrociously unwatchable.

    • @ohboy1113
      @ohboy1113 4 года назад +85

      You mean pre-second movie

    • @Chryst-zt3jp
      @Chryst-zt3jp 4 года назад +45

      S1 and S9 are good
      S2-4 is great
      S5, S6 and S8 are meh
      S7 is bad
      S10, S11 are great
      And S12 till the moment is also Great

    • @GatoMichito
      @GatoMichito 4 года назад +89

      Chryst2545 nah

    • @anti-punkaction5428
      @anti-punkaction5428 4 года назад +21

      @@ohboy1113 Honestly, the show started to get better after the second movie

  • @meliskoolies
    @meliskoolies 4 года назад +109

    the fish who doesn't want the pizza because there's no drink is the most realistic moment in the show. customers will always sacrifice everything they wanted because of one thing not existing

  • @applesthecat
    @applesthecat 4 года назад +274

    I seriously thought squidward said “he ate the whole thing” because he shoved the entire pizza, box and all, down the customer’s throat.

    • @3DaysTillGrace
      @3DaysTillGrace 4 года назад +33

      Grace B yeah that’s the joke for the viewer

  • @skiis1
    @skiis1 2 года назад +42

    I just realized SpongeBob couldn't drive the boat, but he could drive the rock, truly a pioneer.

    • @Sushbearious
      @Sushbearious 2 года назад +5

      Yet another subtle and nuanced example of idiosyncrasy which put early SpongeBob ('99-'04) a cut above the rest. My father used to scold and reprimand my brother and I for sitting in front of the TV for too long whenever we visited my grandparents, who, unlike us had cable. However, whenever SpongeBob was on, he would stop and watch it with us, and always let us finish the episode, because he found it funny too! And he's very well educated man, with a PhD in cultural anthropology, and at times, a cutting wit.

    • @crushinggrapes3248
      @crushinggrapes3248 2 года назад +1

      don't forget, a sandwich too

    • @motorheadbanger950
      @motorheadbanger950 Год назад +1

      I was looking for this comment

  • @CinsBinofJunk
    @CinsBinofJunk 4 года назад +222

    I don’t see people talking about The Best Day Ever enough. It has a great song, and a great moral. Spongebob thinks about himself and what he wants to do, but he actually helps out everyone else without him knowing. Then it finishes it off with an incredible ending, he gets mad since he couldn’t do everything he planned, then he realizes how he helped everyone and feels much better about himself.

    • @starfish5599
      @starfish5599 4 года назад +8

      This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything- SIT DOWN!

    • @roset8098
      @roset8098 4 года назад

      I agree!

  • @princessa4536
    @princessa4536 4 года назад +242

    “I got something to lay on you, krabs baby.”
    “the only thing you better lay is some patties on the grill, fryboy!”

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 3 года назад +12

      Haha, this slightly insulting banter was what made the show back then

  • @bobbywood8322
    @bobbywood8322 4 года назад +251

    "My sandwich tastes like a fried boot"
    "My sandwich is a fried boot!"

  • @Cramblit
    @Cramblit 3 года назад +48

    Pizza delivery was one of my favorite episodes as a kid. The comedy was top notch in it, and just a wholesome episode as a whole.

  • @cdub1010
    @cdub1010 4 года назад +69

    I still hits me in the feels when Squidward throws the pizza at the customer to stand up for Spongebob.

  • @ChaddeusThaddeus
    @ChaddeusThaddeus 4 года назад +181

    The one episode imo that's extremely underrated that nobody gives any love has tons of quotable moments and is arguably one of the top 5 episodes: Krusty Towers

    • @zZastik
      @zZastik 4 года назад +41

      Same with the karate episode when spongebob went to the island. THE POWER WITHIN!

    • @nickhabre2824
      @nickhabre2824 4 года назад +35

      Krusty towers is one of the only episodes after season 3 that I think is a top tier episode. I think it shows off all the characters personalities really well. Mr.Krabs caring about money too much spongebob caring about the customer too much squidward not caring at all and Patrick is the perfect customer for the jokes

    • @lexileo7338
      @lexileo7338 4 года назад +3

      Yes! That was my top 5 as a kid!

    • @owenb3567
      @owenb3567 4 года назад +14

      The reason Krusty Towers is so good is because it was scheduled to release in season 3.

    • @derp3044
      @derp3044 4 года назад

      @Burger Pack your opinion is wrong, change my mind

  • @guitarfreak80ftw
    @guitarfreak80ftw 4 года назад +352

    “C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song. It will help if you just sing along!”
    “Squidward!”
    *Nothing*
    “Good!”

  • @PS3productionz
    @PS3productionz 2 года назад +14

    There was something so aesthetically pleasing about the cell animation era of SpongeBob that feels so elegiac now. It felt so atmospheric. You really wanted to jump in and explore each and every nook and cranny of Bikini Bottom and the surrounding landscape. I miss the old days.

  • @NoteToLoser
    @NoteToLoser 4 года назад +317

    Health Inspector is the *PERFECT EPISODE* Still to this day I laugh about and reference "DIE ZOMBIE" 😂

    • @talleryt9482
      @talleryt9482 4 года назад +29

      *Nasty Patty.
      But yeah it is REALLY good. Fun Fact: The health inspector got hit in the head *7* times

    • @ebyas89
      @ebyas89 4 года назад +4

      Good job officer Nancy

    • @butterygoodness8242
      @butterygoodness8242 4 года назад

      It’s that the one with the doctor and Mr. Krabs is scared of the inspection so Squidward and Spongebob have to give him a check up?

    • @nerovanguard846
      @nerovanguard846 4 года назад

      There is no ice! There's never been any ice! Ice is just a myth!"

  • @brendaromero2990
    @brendaromero2990 4 года назад +528

    "We need a new aproach;a new tactic."
    "I know! Lets get naked!"
    "No, lets save that for when we're selling real estate"
    The best episode in my opinion is when the sell candy door to door.

  • @dimitrispapado3125
    @dimitrispapado3125 4 года назад +128

    An amazing thing is that even when the Pizza song was translated, it was still the thing that stuck with us as children. As you said the context made it what it was no matter the tune.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 года назад +5

      Yeah... Maybe when I have a job I would kinda be singing that myself just to cheer up the mood.

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 4 года назад +1

      I still remember laughing my ass off to that part as a kid. I don’t think I laughed harder at any other joke in the show.

  • @definedbyme902
    @definedbyme902 4 года назад +29

    My fav episode is when sb and Patrick take care of squid ward when he is hurt.... “firmly grasp it in your hand”

  • @sarahjohn7146
    @sarahjohn7146 4 года назад +218

    My favourite is when they stole a balloon 🎈 on free balloon day

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 4 года назад +380

    The most important lesson of this episode is warning children that when they work in food service they will have to deal with Karens so that they can prepare early.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 4 года назад +16

      No, the most important lesson is, if you encounter a Karen in retail or fast food, and she is complaining, throw the food in their face and close the drive thru window

    • @arieltales8952
      @arieltales8952 4 года назад +7

      Moreover it taught us to not be mean with food delivers who had made a hard work that we can't imagine or appreciate.

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 4 года назад +2

      @@australium7374 except the Karen in this episode was a man so *he

    • @YumegakaMurakumo
      @YumegakaMurakumo 4 года назад +1

      @@corimoon3360 aren't those things called, "Kens?" 🤣

  • @thecrimsonkid3574
    @thecrimsonkid3574 4 года назад +150

    “A ONE, A TWO, A SKIDDLY-DIDDLY-DOO!”

    • @CC_Reads
      @CC_Reads 4 года назад +1

      TheCrimsonKid is the pizza, for u and....MEEE-HE-HEEEEE-HEEEHHEEE

    • @thecrimsonkid3574
      @thecrimsonkid3574 4 года назад +2

      Connor Cook Krusty Krayeeayeeabbkrayeeaaayeeabbb pizzza

    • @AUniqueName
      @AUniqueName 4 года назад

      LINK ME THIS EPISODE