I got harassed by the mob at my local bar. They had no clue who I was. Then, 7 minutes later...

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  • @patricklemmon8260
    @patricklemmon8260 2 месяца назад +67

    Oh!, What unmitigated road apples! The myth of the Noble Gangster went out with black and white films. Never harm civilians?, vomit, civilians are the prey.

    • @user-cd7jn9cx5e
      @user-cd7jn9cx5e 2 месяца назад +7

      Welcome to RUclips!
      We make money when you click. Nothing else really matters.
      Keep clicking.

    • @markcollins2666
      @markcollins2666 Месяц назад +2

      @@user-cd7jn9cx5e At least with turkeys like this, we know never to click again. Or on anything YOU produce. Which I doubt you do.

  • @bobporch
    @bobporch 2 месяца назад +97

    Was this an example of AS (Artificial Stupidity) in programing?

  • @NIUHarrier55
    @NIUHarrier55 Месяц назад +9

    It was like looking at a car crash, couldn’t look away and stayed with it to see how this tacky story ended. Won’t be forwarding this pain to anyone I know.

  • @THE-HammerMan
    @THE-HammerMan 2 месяца назад +22

    Good Lord!
    This is THE most obnoxious thing I've ever seen or heard.

  • @dmballard60
    @dmballard60 2 месяца назад +67

    Wow I am glad I played that at 2x speed. Still that is around 13 minutes of my life I will never get back.

    • @freemanpense2782
      @freemanpense2782 2 месяца назад +6

      Should have taken about 20 seconds to figure out he wasn't showing scenes which he can do as long as he doesn't include sound.

    • @larryrobinson1986
      @larryrobinson1986 Месяц назад

      ⁹⁹​@@freemanpense2782

    • @diaperjoeisaped1723
      @diaperjoeisaped1723 Месяц назад +3

      You do NOT HAVE A LIFE 😂

    • @philipmbarry
      @philipmbarry Месяц назад

      Thanks, now I know about the 2x feature. 😅

  • @moviefreak3799
    @moviefreak3799 19 дней назад +9

    It really sounds like they are standing in a circle reading a script❗ 😅 🤣 HaHaHa

  • @lablackzed
    @lablackzed 2 месяца назад +84

    What a load of hogwash really is that the best you can do.😳

    • @leonardtarbert9270
      @leonardtarbert9270 Месяц назад +2

      Help Us To Feed Kids In Gaza fresh hogs from Texas

  • @oldmaninthecave
    @oldmaninthecave Месяц назад +5

    This is the kind of video teenagers make when they aren't playing with their one-eyed johnson. This is as inspirational as a trip to the DMV. Tried watching at 2x speed, got nauseous and couldn't finish. If they dumped the story and just showed the background images, they could easily triple their likes and subscriptions.

  • @kennyphillips5153
    @kennyphillips5153 2 месяца назад +30

    Johnson really sounds mafia doesn't it?

    • @patricklemmon8260
      @patricklemmon8260 2 месяца назад

      As Mafioso as Doyle and Thompson, eh ! Barnum was right.

    • @Rome274
      @Rome274 Месяц назад

      Same with Doyle lol

    • @lofatmat
      @lofatmat Месяц назад +2

      Samio Johnsonario!

    • @swell_gal
      @swell_gal Месяц назад +1

      ​@@lofatmat😂😂😂

    • @georgerivera9220
      @georgerivera9220 26 дней назад

      It's a code name not his real name.

  • @claudiaporter4269
    @claudiaporter4269 2 месяца назад +6

    Taking them to the Train Station. LOL

  • @Hitsystem
    @Hitsystem 2 месяца назад +26

    Yes.Written by someone who isn't an English speaker, and narrated by the AI narration available on RUclips

  • @robertreuter1256
    @robertreuter1256 2 месяца назад +74

    This is a story written by a 15 year old. With no writing talent and containing phrases found in the comics.

    • @james-jg8iu
      @james-jg8iu 2 месяца назад +8

      Nobody with the name Doyle would be in the mafia. Doyle is Irish not Italian I know this because my name in Doyle

    • @aruserios7632
      @aruserios7632 2 месяца назад +9

      You're being generous. I would say 8-year-old.

    • @tommeador2898
      @tommeador2898 2 месяца назад

      WOW

    • @user-dx1ck2lc2o
      @user-dx1ck2lc2o 2 месяца назад

      Language too reserved to be Mafia. Diction too clear. I'd rather hear Street talk coming out for the bad guys. Yeah, he-he.

    • @penguinking4830
      @penguinking4830 Месяц назад +2

      It's AI generated. No human brains were utilized in the creation of this story.

  • @nigelhildyard3490
    @nigelhildyard3490 2 месяца назад +20

    I absolutely love the idea of this story, always convey mutual respect!!!

  • @benantell5452
    @benantell5452 2 месяца назад +9

    Those who forgive, will be forgiven.

  • @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14
    @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 2 месяца назад +27

    They're lucky it wasn't Paul Kersey.

    • @apronto1
      @apronto1 Месяц назад

      What a soppy story.
      I’m about to cry...

  • @butterfinger1171
    @butterfinger1171 2 месяца назад +73

    Sounds like a 4th grader wrote this

    • @HartmutJagerArt
      @HartmutJagerArt Месяц назад +1

      Do not insult 4th graders !

    • @ted6176
      @ted6176 Месяц назад +2

      Yup !! And nobody above the 2nd grade would believe it. 😂

    • @chuckintexas_1437
      @chuckintexas_1437 Месяц назад

      Absolutely.

    • @dannorton5532
      @dannorton5532 Месяц назад

      I 99o9 po 9o90ooo​@@HartmutJagerArt

    • @dwiser3242
      @dwiser3242 Месяц назад

      I knew Joseph Bonanno (Joe Bananas) and his son Joe Jr. and mafia member Rosario Gambino. Actual mafia families. What is this Sil Eter BS?

  • @raybaker3324
    @raybaker3324 Месяц назад +4

    All the customers left but got upset when they was laughing at the older man check your story before you tell it

  • @garysouthwell5762
    @garysouthwell5762 Месяц назад

    Very intriguing. Can learn a lot from this. Be careful what you say. Say what you mean, with purpose, and carry it out.

  • @george-hz9xq
    @george-hz9xq 2 месяца назад +18

    It is missing Nancy Drew and the famous 5.
    It is about as scary as drying paint.

  • @Billypix
    @Billypix Месяц назад +4

    This sounds like a guy wrote this had no education. At all

  • @theseustoo
    @theseustoo Месяц назад +1

    One way to make it a bit more fun... drink a shot of whiskey every time he says 'old man'... and see if you can make it to the end of the video without passing out! 😁
    Nah... seriously though folks, don't do it! Your liver could never handle it! 😉

  • @robertstrobel6937
    @robertstrobel6937 25 дней назад +1

    This is good moral story

  • @salvationbordercountry3800
    @salvationbordercountry3800 Месяц назад +1

    Some of the comments indicate that some people have never net anyone as serious as Sam. I hope they wise up before they do.

  • @davelowe1977
    @davelowe1977 2 месяца назад +20

    Written by a 14 year old non-native English speaker. I'd guess eastern european.

    • @koff41
      @koff41 Месяц назад

      If so he can atlest speak two languages and I can speak 3. How about you dear löwe. If you live in UZA or Lilobritain your future is not so good. Pavosen heska.

  • @chadrowe8452
    @chadrowe8452 Месяц назад +3

    If i was on my deathbed this would be ok only because I would know it would end soon

  • @sparkyman8249
    @sparkyman8249 2 месяца назад +7

    I really liked the backgrounds during the story, well done and kudos to you.

  • @SylvesterCarl
    @SylvesterCarl 2 месяца назад +7

    First the docks, then international waters.........

    • @aimaction7393
      @aimaction7393 2 месяца назад +1

      VERY FUNNY. I LIKE HOW YOU THINK. !
      😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @ammoalamo6485
    @ammoalamo6485 2 месяца назад +17

    What a bull shirt story. Geeze, even fast forwarding it took too much out of my life.

    • @Mac-O-Ronee
      @Mac-O-Ronee Месяц назад +1

      I stopped before half way through. Didn’t make it any better.

  • @renedebosscher6669
    @renedebosscher6669 Месяц назад +4

    there goes ten minutes of my life completely wasted.

  • @roberthenderson2580
    @roberthenderson2580 2 месяца назад +24

    This is a work of fiction, isn't it? And a very bad one at that.

  • @user-ko1tu8cd4m
    @user-ko1tu8cd4m Месяц назад +1

    Great voiced story

  • @GrumpyButt
    @GrumpyButt 2 месяца назад +5

    BS click bait using the most cheap robot they could find.

  • @ron5vin
    @ron5vin Месяц назад +1

    "What goes around ... comes around".

  • @fuzzybutkus8970
    @fuzzybutkus8970 2 месяца назад +2

    This was Gianni Rosso speaking in the 3rd person.

  • @kevinmerrigan2730
    @kevinmerrigan2730 9 дней назад

    The reason it sounds different it is written by someone in a country that does not speak English speak English think about it , why don't u ask the website???

  • @allen046
    @allen046 2 месяца назад +3

    Cement shoes for the five A-holes.

  • @daryljackson3704
    @daryljackson3704 Месяц назад +3

    whoa, thats 25 minutes I'll never get back

  • @1125Mig
    @1125Mig 2 месяца назад +7

    OMG, this was painful.

  • @johnn58
    @johnn58 9 дней назад

    I thought all the other customers left. What customers were they bothering when they laughed?

  • @user-ko1tu8cd4m
    @user-ko1tu8cd4m Месяц назад +1

    One said sounds like 4th grader has evil issues

  • @russyoung7388
    @russyoung7388 Месяц назад

    Being put in place by an OG is cool

  • @jackjones9460
    @jackjones9460 Месяц назад

    Reminds me of the very early Godzilla movies. Everything seemed incredibly fake but was so bad I didn’t want to stop watching. Soon, Godzilla would come, destroy the city and make everything ok.

  • @begforrit7731
    @begforrit7731 Месяц назад

    And the Academy Award for Comedy Movie of the year goes to Sam Johnson

  • @MrReadandlearn
    @MrReadandlearn Месяц назад +1

    Sounds like an AI generated scene.

  • @michaelmckenna9022
    @michaelmckenna9022 Месяц назад

    Most mobsters have made enough money many years ago to start legitimate businesses and work all the time. The don't have the time to harass people in bars.

  • @neilrose4866
    @neilrose4866 Месяц назад

    Oh my God !!! This was so awful I listened to it all the way through.
    What a total load of bull crap !!!

  • @ernesthastie-gg7kn
    @ernesthastie-gg7kn 2 месяца назад +6

    Next time i need an anaestheic IL take this recording with me

  • @kevinmccue7672
    @kevinmccue7672 Месяц назад

    He should have required them to pay for damages.

  • @NUMMEHARBEN
    @NUMMEHARBEN 2 месяца назад +1

    From where did you get those mob names Sil Eter, Ent Gran and Ner Rouge? I can not find them on the Internet and have never heard of them in spite I have been reading a lot about the Mafia.

    • @oldmaninthecave
      @oldmaninthecave Месяц назад

      Those are mafia names from a teenager's wet dream.

  • @SScherliss
    @SScherliss Месяц назад

    A grade school version of a mafia showdown.

  • @ernesthastie-gg7kn
    @ernesthastie-gg7kn 2 месяца назад +7

    I hope the mafia don't get wind of this rubbish

  • @inttubu1
    @inttubu1 2 месяца назад +6

    Geezus..i had on 1.5 speed..its still slow…😂

  • @michaelw3927
    @michaelw3927 Месяц назад

    Twelve commercial interruptions in less than 30 minutes by AdTube. Amazing.

  • @ManIsGypsy
    @ManIsGypsy Месяц назад

    We learn to speak by hearing the spoken word. If I start hearing people speaking like this (inflections and so forth) I think I will puke. Is this the 'AI' that we're supposed to be cautious of? Good grief!

  • @RogerBondie
    @RogerBondie 2 месяца назад +10

    haha sounds so stupid

  • @robinmabbott7334
    @robinmabbott7334 9 дней назад

    Sam Johnson ? Never heard of him

  • @johnclassick240
    @johnclassick240 2 месяца назад +4

    If you are a kid, I could understand the writing being not great. Are you a child?

    • @ArcoZakus
      @ArcoZakus 2 месяца назад

      AI is in its childhood. Have to crawl before you can walk, you know? But how quickly they grow ...

  • @marioflavin2141
    @marioflavin2141 Месяц назад

    Hey badadbing badaboom what a nice story.

  • @Martin-ol4uq
    @Martin-ol4uq Месяц назад

    OMG! When's the movie coming out? This must have been written by a 9 year old child or a 12 year old computer. The only things that make this a classic are the choice of Sam Johnson as the name of a Mafia gang leader, and the ultra-intimidating "Haha" as expressed by one of the bad guys early on.

  • @tonyking9235
    @tonyking9235 2 месяца назад +1

    HO BOY GIVE ME STRENGTH

  • @catherinelee3111
    @catherinelee3111 2 месяца назад +2

    I believe you don't need to be in the mafia in order to protect the civilians ---just show them that you're a man of honor and that you mean business and you mean what you say , that you stand for justice too . I believe other like-- minded gentlemen would rally around you , like comrade -in -arms , fighting injustice and defending the rights of those weak civilians .

  • @markvincent5992
    @markvincent5992 Месяц назад

    Geez even the Mafia knows better than to say 💩like this!

  • @DennisRichardH
    @DennisRichardH Месяц назад

    The script is so well-written, ha-ha.
    It seems like it was written in a language with different syntax, then translated into another language, then into another language.
    It sounds so strange and the language is so stilted. Ha-ha.
    Hey writer of this script. Do not quit working in your daytime employment. Ha-ha.
    It is so fascinating, ha-ha.
    Yeah, right. It is really not so very.
    It is really in truth not so well-written.
    I decided I will never forgive the wrier ha-ha.
    I would never pick A fight with a sil eter ha-ha. No matter how long it takes ha-ha.

    • @DennisRichardH
      @DennisRichardH Месяц назад

      Oh I should also say it sounds like it is read by A robot ha-ha.

    • @DennisRichardH
      @DennisRichardH Месяц назад

      By the way ha-ha, I am also. Presixent. I also president of a local mafia. Our local mafia ha-ha is alkied.with all.the mafia ha-ha.
      Wow, this makes a very loud sucking sound ha-ha. I cannot wait to stop playing this video ha-ha.

  • @franktuckwell196
    @franktuckwell196 2 месяца назад +8

    Annoying the customers, but not so annoying as this A I voice. I will never subscribe or come back again.

  • @JimPack-jy3rr
    @JimPack-jy3rr Месяц назад

    Gee. I didn't know the Mafia was from Ireland?

  • @petergreen1265
    @petergreen1265 23 дня назад

    teach this gut to read please

  • @99Racker
    @99Racker 2 месяца назад +15

    Story line is lacking and robot voices don't help.

    • @jessicastorydiary
      @jessicastorydiary 2 месяца назад

      I completely agree, the storyline is not clear at all. And about the voices we can say that if there was a corresponding video series, it would be interesting, but so too tedious it turned out((((

    • @aimaction7393
      @aimaction7393 2 месяца назад

      IT SOUNDED PRETTY REAL TO ME .

  • @ramkrishn4762
    @ramkrishn4762 Месяц назад

    An attempt to fine tune mafia models! When they do uncivilised things in civilised world; which jump rule book country wise 😂

  • @user-yx7ds7wy8g
    @user-yx7ds7wy8g 2 месяца назад +1

    AI is so weird when it tries to narrate human conversation!

  • @ffggddss
    @ffggddss Месяц назад +1

    Could they have found dialog readers who were any more lame than these?

  • @ianstewart6021
    @ianstewart6021 Месяц назад

    I think Johnson should visit some of the commenters here and teach you some manners.

  • @George-rv3rt
    @George-rv3rt 2 месяца назад +10

    I’m still listening, but I don’t know why!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @romeoquiambao2535
      @romeoquiambao2535 2 месяца назад

      LOL THANKS I SAVE MY TIME AND MOVE ON

    • @ArcoZakus
      @ArcoZakus 2 месяца назад

      Maybe because you are finding it difficult to believe that it is really as bad as it is?

  • @alistairmorrish8613
    @alistairmorrish8613 Месяц назад

    If you hold down the left mouse button on the screen, the settings play at 2x speed until you release the button.... You're welcome.

  • @geraldvaughan5103
    @geraldvaughan5103 Месяц назад

    Mine too. Why are us guys sooooooooooooooooooooo long-winded
    They hate getting to the point.

  • @beebee7834
    @beebee7834 Месяц назад +1

    Johnson and Brown are hardly Sicilean names. This writer is lucky the real Cosa Nostra don't know him. He doesn't even know that MAFIA is an acronym for Mothers-And-Fathers-Italian_Association, a Little Italy supper club. They have no sense of humor with gangster fakers.

  • @bugstomper4670
    @bugstomper4670 Месяц назад

    Sounds like 'The Seven Deadly Venoms'.

  • @floydzoglman703
    @floydzoglman703 Месяц назад

    If you have a hobby of drinking every day, you may have a problem.

  • @davidgrenis638
    @davidgrenis638 2 месяца назад +2

    NAME LIKE SAM JOHNSON DOESN'T SOUND VERY SICILIAN SICILIAN NOT EVEN ITALIAN ITALIAN

  • @johnbourke50
    @johnbourke50 Месяц назад +2

    This is bad news ..... DELETE

  • @rickrick5041
    @rickrick5041 2 месяца назад +5

    Ive been listening for what seems like 6 hours all that I know is they are the Sil Eaters

  • @moelongval9216
    @moelongval9216 2 месяца назад +3

    This story is insult to even low grade intelligence. Trust me, even I qualify to be insulted.

  • @johnclassick240
    @johnclassick240 2 месяца назад +8

    I can't believe I listened to any of that. I kept hoping for something but gave up halfway through.
    You could sell it to Steven Segal. It sounds like the kind of crap he makes. "The guy who is bothered by tough guys, but they don't know who they are messing with." Unoriginal crap!!!

    • @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14
      @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 2 месяца назад +1

      Steven Seagal; another phony. That ponytail is a wig, BTW.

    • @johnclassick240
      @johnclassick240 2 месяца назад

      @@UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 I didn't know that he wears a wig. That is hilarious 😂. He is such a waste of life.

    • @diaperjoeisaped1723
      @diaperjoeisaped1723 Месяц назад

      Segel is a multi millionaire.
      You can't make the payments on your 72 dodge dart.😅

    • @diaperjoeisaped1723
      @diaperjoeisaped1723 Месяц назад

      ​@@UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14LMAO. He would turn you into a mashed potato in 15 seconds. 😢

    • @johnclassick240
      @johnclassick240 Месяц назад

      Any idiot who wins the lottery is a millionaire. Big deal. Money doesn't make you a good person or a good actor. Steven Segal is the perfect example. He sucks in life and as a actor!

  • @tomnelson6704
    @tomnelson6704 23 дня назад

    This is so fuckin bad it’s like driving by an
    Accident.

  • @Must_not_say_that
    @Must_not_say_that 2 месяца назад

    Atonement for sins can only be found in Jesus Christ.
    That of course means repentance and puttin your all in Him, living unto Him.

  • @ThePearsch
    @ThePearsch Месяц назад

    Reminds me of the movie '2nd Hand Lions.'

    • @Hitsystem
      @Hitsystem Месяц назад

      I’d rate ‘2nd Hand Lions’ as decently entertaining, with octogenarian stars Robert Duvall and Michael Caine pulling impressive fighting moves in a ‘drugstore’ face-off with four disrespectful twenty year olds.The way the world should be!

  • @theseustoo
    @theseustoo Месяц назад

    Not sure which is worse... the writing, or the acting. 🤔

  • @bbtiwari6837
    @bbtiwari6837 Месяц назад

    🧡🧡🧡May all your worries and all the things that keep you stuck in unhealthy cycles vanish,
    💚May every stark emotion you've ever felt transform for you into something utterly exquisite and true,
    💙May what's worthy of your soul and body reach you without any hesitation,
    🧡May every relationship you have and those you once had heal,
    ❤️May all that you've ever wanted to express in your entire life be expressed soon,
    💜May all worthlessness that you've felt in your life; if ever be vanished,
    💛May all that is hurting inside you be healed,
    🖤May all the song's your soul wants to sing be heard,
    💓And may life treat you well.
    May the colours of Holi illuminate your life and guid❤️ e 💚 you ❤️ towards ❤️ the 💚 path ❤️ of 💐 success 🇮🇳.
    ❤️💚❤️ HAPPY 🕉️ HOLI ❤️💚❤️ Om 🔱 Shiva ☮️ Namoah ❤️ Om 💚 Shanti ❤️ Namah 💐🇮🇳🕉️🔱☮️

  • @BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp
    @BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp Месяц назад

    Bored and into 27 minutes of unbelievable B/S?

  • @eamonmacdonnell2627
    @eamonmacdonnell2627 Месяц назад

    Same auld story..

  • @christianoldiesmusic2280
    @christianoldiesmusic2280 Месяц назад

    Jesus paid it all, all to him we owe, Nancy played what Jesus did for humanity on the cross.

  • @PaulStatz-xl3em
    @PaulStatz-xl3em Месяц назад

    You might want to take a writing course This by mail BS stuff won't cut it

  • @pvajit1109
    @pvajit1109 2 месяца назад +10

    Never involve civilians in disciplining bad mafia that broke rules and code of honour.

    • @TheyStoleMyHandleAgain
      @TheyStoleMyHandleAgain Месяц назад

      Where and how do you think the family makes money? Sex trafficking, gambling (numbers), prostitution, drugs, "protection" and so much more. The story is truthful in one way, and it is probably written to the reading level of the thugs who need to hear it: don't pick on senile old men drinking alone at a bar.

  • @2xl830
    @2xl830 Месяц назад

    Well smart ass (me) serves me right.Didn’t listen to the comments here and well that’s 15 min. or so I just wasted of my life.** NEXT **

  • @rodmckuan7198
    @rodmckuan7198 Месяц назад

    They hadn't a clue YANK

  • @ArchieDavis50
    @ArchieDavis50 2 месяца назад

    Made it in 5 minutes... not enuff beer at Thom Thum to endure the rest.... Keep writing tho... once you're out of junior high, maybe your world knowledge will have broadened beyond marvel.... or you can learn to draw and join marvel.....
    Don't give up the dream.....

  • @rolandek6157
    @rolandek6157 23 дня назад

    i like the wiews of the nederlands

  • @mikekiel605
    @mikekiel605 2 месяца назад +7

    6.24K subscribers unbelievable

    • @bobporch
      @bobporch 2 месяца назад

      All under 12 years old.

  • @karlcockrum8684
    @karlcockrum8684 Месяц назад

    Sounds like an older bad Chinese movie,

  • @anthonystike6034
    @anthonystike6034 2 месяца назад +4

    Weird one. Enjoyed it.

  • @randyruttan1857
    @randyruttan1857 4 дня назад

    how to make a short story very very very loooooong