Even funnier when you remember the last few times people tried to use AI to lawyer and the computers just started making up cases for precedent in their favor
@@Chestyfriendthats only if there was reason to throw it out (ex: coercion, fraud, duress, etc) or if smth important wasn’t included like child support. Most of the time, courts favour prenups.
Sadly theres no irl infinite money glitch, Its not like if you get married to someone and instantly get divorced you get half their assets, for that you need to have been married for a pretty long time. Plus in a situation where a wife forgoes her career to raise the kids and the guy advances his career for years, it makes sense that the wife is entitled to half of the assets since she facilitated acquiring them during the partnership.
@@ChestyfriendOf course what Vedal suggests wouldn't fly at court, you cannot have one person keep their wealth and the other one share it. But you can for example declare the percentage split in case of divorce would be relative to the percentage at the time of marriage instead of 50/50, or that you preemptively declare who keeps what so it's clear. At least that's how I understand it, not a lawyer though.
its basically a contract to not start a nasty mud throwing contest, when a divorce happens. But always let Lawyers check the document^^ and Neuro or Evil steering a mobile Seabase? Suuure... i dont see any problems with that XD
"I didn't even make half of that" Lmao that conversation was hilarious. Also Vedal, if you want me to sail your yacht, I will do it. But... I will accept no liability, Not because I don't have experience, but because I have no money for said liability.
A stream of Neuro driving a boat with Anny and Vedal on it, while they're arguing about stupid shit. So an icebearg, Bermuda Triangle or a game of chicken with an oil rig is the finish line.
She got 10 subs so $50 USD but after Twitch takes its share she has $24.95, so, he gets to get a nice toy boat from Walmart! Hence why streaming on Twitch is such a stupid idea.
Twitch is a better streaming platform, plus if you're partnered(which she definitely is) twitch doesn't take half. More like 30%(this doesn't mean you get 70% twitch is not the only one taking that money a lot of the time. Also, sub prices vary), but if varies based on streamer. It is also basically the exact same rate as RUclips, as companies are very greedy. I think a lot of streamers have more direct ways of donating, like through streamlabs.
Unless there's some clause I'm unaware of, streamers should be able to buy Twitch stock. It would be rather interesting if the biggest streamers pooled their resources, bought a sizeable number of shares, then acted as a unified voting bloc in shareholder meetings. If they were a large enough group, they might even be able to insist on some changes that forced the company to streamline and add even relatively minor benefits to creators across the board.
@@thunderfox101: Keep in mind how E L O N fired literally 90% of the workforce at X when he took over, and while there will always be issues, the site & app are working about as well as before. DanCIancy refused to clean house in a similar way when he took over as TwitchCEO. It is incredibly bloated, on top of the infrastructure requirements, which aren't cheap, even with being an Amazon company. There is an element of grēēd, yes, but I'd say the bigger problem is general incompëtënce combined with an unwillingness to make tough choices by the leadership. (Sorry if this is duplicated, but my previous attempt is being hidden.)
Anny can just sign the prenup they are not worth the paper they are printed on. All she has to say is that she felt under duress while signing it and its null and void.
5:10 That is still really much not even half of a Million if we assume she made 450’000 from the Subathon alone she would have income of 150‘000 per month if we exclude everything else😂
In the US we have what's called a common law marriage. They're only legal in some states, but if you live together as a couple long enough (normally 7 years) you're legally married
@@gotioify I'm from argentina and we have "convivial union", where after 2 years of living together the couple has most of the benefits that a married couple would have
annie is artistically a genius and shes great of so many things aswell. vedal is a genius in programming and many others. just for once let the shippers win
You also have to get post nups every few years. That way they can’t claim duress and get it thrown out. Vedal sounds oddly like he wants to be the wife: “My money is my money but your money is our money.”
That “No” was so immediate. He practically answered before she even asked.
Fr tho
Imagine a stream of both of them discussing contract marriage and Neuro and Evil are their lawyers.
The stream will be chaotic as hell
This is actually a great content idea.
@@master11050 Yeah a stream where Neuro is defense and Evil is the prosecutor
Even funnier when you remember the last few times people tried to use AI to lawyer and the computers just started making up cases for precedent in their favor
just them talking about if it happens is extremely funny
Man was cooking until he brought up his debt
Then he cooked harder.
Bring us the girl, wipe away the debt has a very different meaning in this universe.
Chat: "Divorce? 😢"
Anny: "We're not married- yet- 😅"
Vedal and Chat: "Yet?! 📸🤨"
📎🎞️🎥🚚🛥️
She wants him, she wants him
Vedal: so... my money is mine
Anny: and my money is mine, right? ...
Vedal: ...
Anny: ...right?
It's literally the Star Wars meme with Padme and Anakin lol
Vedal : about that
“What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is labeled.” -turtle
Them: "don't ship us"
Also them: "we don't WANT to get married, but since we both agreed to it..."
also: I want a boat
I want battleship
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@@Igami_No_Io (and the shadow goverment)
@@kanra1283shadow wizard money gang
Anny was suspiciously quick to say "I don't want to marry you," haha.
*anny
@utton2216 Yeah, my bad.
Edited it because I'm retentive about this sort of thing, lol.
Suspiciously? I think you meant unsurprisingly
Tsundere moment
@@isaachester8475 True
Smart tutel gets a prenup.
Corpa Clap
Anny: I don't want to marry u
Also anny: wanna do it now 😅
Tsun mode-on
Not only they're feeding the shippers, they're also planning on buying a ship.
They're making everything in their power to make sure the ship sets sail
@@alibekzholaman2923I'm not big on shipping people... Buttttttt
I guess even me as a random lurking viewer gets ready to Set sail now, lmao
Welcome to the shipping conglomerate
I'm pretty much like that Akira meme but as non-shipper. I don't want to ship but goddamn
Vedal's right, if marriages end in divorce its good to have a prenuptial agreement so everyone knows what they're keeping.
Prenup gets thrown out in court all the time though.
@@Chestyfriendthats only if there was reason to throw it out (ex: coercion, fraud, duress, etc) or if smth important wasn’t included like child support. Most of the time, courts favour prenups.
@@dherokbattleborn That's not how duress work. But I guess lawyers can be lawyers.
Sadly theres no irl infinite money glitch, Its not like if you get married to someone and instantly get divorced you get half their assets, for that you need to have been married for a pretty long time. Plus in a situation where a wife forgoes her career to raise the kids and the guy advances his career for years, it makes sense that the wife is entitled to half of the assets since she facilitated acquiring them during the partnership.
@@ChestyfriendOf course what Vedal suggests wouldn't fly at court, you cannot have one person keep their wealth and the other one share it. But you can for example declare the percentage split in case of divorce would be relative to the percentage at the time of marriage instead of 50/50, or that you preemptively declare who keeps what so it's clear. At least that's how I understand it, not a lawyer though.
I'm pretty sure Vedal just doesn't want to lose his warehouse full of banana rum in case of divorce
Underrated comment.
neuro being a natural gaslighter makes more sense now
she gets it from her mother.
This is better than a romance anime ngl
How is the henta sequel?
With even more edging than an actual romance anime lmao.
This is exactly the same as a romance anime, the difference is you're not invested in the end (that will likely never come), and rather the journey.
@@asianpersuasion4901Exactly, we don't really care too much about the will they/won't they aspect of it, the journey itself is interesting enough
"I'll buy you a boat."
"What's my budget?"
"$5."
😂
Anny could have immediately gone just bought Vedal a toy yacht and got married to him.
"Don't ship us"
"Anny buy me a boat or a ship"
Miss "I am not feeding the shippers" Anny
Second yacht for Vedal
Kurotutel?
It'll look really nice parked below his eight Lamborghinis
Neuro gets 2% of his love.
@@xendurr8180 who does he give the other 98% to, then?
To himself
Captain Vedal treats his women like a true pirate. Yarr! gimme all your gains and go clean plates on my yacht's kitchen!
Why does the not-couple have the best chemistry?
Because friends know how to have fun.
@@Waisowolyou flirt with the homies?
@@chabꟊof course, you don’t? 🤨
@@WaisowolYou don't have fun with your couple?
@@ThyCommonFoolI flirt with the homies DAILY. I'm (platonically) married to my homies isn't everyone?
Bruh their chemistry is so good like despite the joking around I'd be more shocked if they don't get happily married for real
I mean i don't know how they actually feel other than the joking, but if the subconscious wasn't in participation with this, I'd eat my socks.
I'd probably have trusting issue if these 2 didn't get marry
pretty sure annie said she is not interessted because of their age gap
@@sanda5226How old are they again?
@@mellamosteve331 it's like a 5 yrs gap lmao
Vedal could buy the second boat OR he could buy THE MYSTERY BOX!
The second boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! It could be his second one!
Vedal's harem continues to grow and Anny might lose her place with the pretending
Vedal with the sigma rizz. Bro even got the prenup
Not even married but already arguing like a soon-to-be-divorced married couple. How sweet
Let's not ignore the most important thing from this clip, which is: Evil with a fang.
Vedal needs to mentally prepare for the Marriage stream.
Which one?
@@lowlydefensewizard Which one's worse?
@@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty ??
@@lowlydefensewizard To Neuro duh.
I don't know Vedal, she doesn't even have enough money to buy half a yacht?! don't be fooled My boy!
its basically a contract to not start a nasty mud throwing contest, when a divorce happens. But always let Lawyers check the document^^
and Neuro or Evil steering a mobile Seabase? Suuure... i dont see any problems with that XD
Vedal is playing the yacht stacking meta when he could be building irl Harrison Temple :/
8:01 sorry
Vine boom
that's crazy 🐢
"I didn't even make half of that"
Lmao that conversation was hilarious.
Also Vedal, if you want me to sail your yacht, I will do it. But... I will accept no liability, Not because I don't have experience, but because I have no money for said liability.
Just sign a prenup
i love how he just has an answer for everything. that’s our tutel.
Vedal has battled many wars before, man... He seems like a veteran in this subject...
“I will….let you ride it”
My mind was thinking something else 😭
A stream of Neuro driving a boat with Anny and Vedal on it, while they're arguing about stupid shit. So an icebearg, Bermuda Triangle or a game of chicken with an oil rig is the finish line.
7:26 look at anny face.
She sounds so happy whenever he’s around mah heart!!!!
"What's yours is mine and what's mine is also mine."-Vedal
He wants her to sign to get half of his debt he owns after giving away free plushies,right?
1:00 what is he saying here? I can't make out all the words "I'm gonna ... yet"?
8:02 Phrasing.
She got 10 subs so $50 USD but after Twitch takes its share she has $24.95, so, he gets to get a nice toy boat from Walmart! Hence why streaming on Twitch is such a stupid idea.
Twitch is a better streaming platform, plus if you're partnered(which she definitely is) twitch doesn't take half. More like 30%(this doesn't mean you get 70% twitch is not the only one taking that money a lot of the time. Also, sub prices vary), but if varies based on streamer. It is also basically the exact same rate as RUclips, as companies are very greedy. I think a lot of streamers have more direct ways of donating, like through streamlabs.
Unless there's some clause I'm unaware of, streamers should be able to buy Twitch stock. It would be rather interesting if the biggest streamers pooled their resources, bought a sizeable number of shares, then acted as a unified voting bloc in shareholder meetings. If they were a large enough group, they might even be able to insist on some changes that forced the company to streamline and add even relatively minor benefits to creators across the board.
@@thunderfox101: Keep in mind how E L O N fired literally 90% of the workforce at X when he took over, and while there will always be issues, the site & app are working about as well as before. DanCIancy refused to clean house in a similar way when he took over as TwitchCEO. It is incredibly bloated, on top of the infrastructure requirements, which aren't cheap, even with being an Amazon company. There is an element of grēēd, yes, but I'd say the bigger problem is general incompëtënce combined with an unwillingness to make tough choices by the leadership. (Sorry if this is duplicated, but my previous attempt is being hidden.)
@@spk1121not publicly traded and cannot buy it. Shareholders also introduced a whole new can of worms into the mix and its already not great as is.
@@spk1121Twitch isn't even a public company. You can try buying amazon stock, you'll just need like a few billion dollars to own a few percent
Any: "What's in Greece ?"
I am
Anny can just sign the prenup they are not worth the paper they are printed on. All she has to say is that she felt under duress while signing it and its null and void.
Thanks for the heads up (◠‿◕)
Both people need to have lawyers present when its signed, that way neither party can pull this
he wants to escape to the ocean where AI can't find him
5:24 The way Anny said half sounds very English
That's the most british thing I've ever from someone that's not even brit or live in UK
@@katboi7140 Too much time spent with vedal XD
I mean Vedal would get custody of the kiddo, so she should pay child suppport in the event they divorce :D
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Vedal: To give you all of my assets
Anny: So I get to keep Neuro?
Vedal: Yeeep....
7:13
At that moment, Vedal became the craziest man in the room.
Vedal: *I’ll let you ride on it*
Anny: *ride on what? Excuse me?*
Vedal: *the boat*
Anny: *ahh the boat*
Anny is so dirty minded 😂😂😂
Streamer: I didn't even earn half a million!
Regular people: need to work 40h/week, don't even earn 100k in a year BEFORE taxes.
2:11
funny jewish melody had to be playing in vedal's head when he was saying that
Kirby Jewish confirmed?
It would be hilarious if they unironically end up happily married with a couple kids in 10-15 years.
They're not even married yet, but they're already arguing like a married couple.
Tutel: I want a yacht ⛵.
Anny: !What do you want a boat for?!!!
They already got a ship don't need a boat.
Vedal wanted a boat but he can just motorboat anny and call it a day
Brother what's a boat because he is British duh, it's in their national anthem. "Rule Britaina, Britaina rule the waves".
5:10 That is still really much not even half of a Million if we assume she made 450’000 from the Subathon alone she would have income of 150‘000 per month if we exclude everything else😂
At this point they will ghastlight themself to marry each other one day...
It's like that song: This land is my land, that land is my-land-too.
Vedal plans so true my money is my money but Anny moneys are ours money XDDD
In brazil we have "socioaffective union" (or something like this), so in theory they already married and its possible make divorce stream
In the US we have what's called a common law marriage. They're only legal in some states, but if you live together as a couple long enough (normally 7 years) you're legally married
here, if you match some flags (4 months or more, live together, things like this) you already hit in socio affective union@@gotioify
@@gotioifyBasically the same thing in practice really, the only difference is that legally you aren't married but otherwise works the same.
@@gotioify I'm from argentina and we have "convivial union", where after 2 years of living together the couple has most of the benefits that a married couple would have
2:09 Based as hell. My first instinct was make her sign a prenup also.
A millionaire and still can't even pay their AI
If Vedal really wanted Anny to buy a boat, she shouldve just agreed. She couldve just sent him an inflatable dingy, ez solution
anny is not mewing?
smh 😔
Anny: We still not married Yet
Me: So you’re saying there is a chance?
3:14 I already watched Marriage story once with Black Widow and Kylo Ren getting lawyers for their divorce, I wouldn't wanna witness it again
Best Marriage of Year 2024...
6:20 fun fact: you don't need a boat licence to pilot a boat in the UK
At 8:33 did Anny call Vedal baby?
Anny: "YTF would you want a boat?"
Really? 🤔 Ask the British guy why he wants a boat! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Just Calleagues btw
They just streamed today, a few hours ago. Vedal upgraded her to good friends. We'll see how that will develop
I love evils little shark tooth, ive only just realised its there
😳 he's getting bald 8:02
annie is artistically a genius and shes great of so many things aswell. vedal is a genius in programming and many others. just for once let the shippers win
Anny is too cute 🥰 🐢 Vedal, you gotta marry her. Smart with the prenup though. Both Anny and you should have one tho. 😂
continue thegreat work idol
Classic British, trying to build up a naval fleet.
Anny is super cute! Too bad she becomes second best whenever Vedal is around❤
is there any evidence of the agreement?! We can sue the corpo tutel if it didn't happen!
4:32clip her "Oh nyo" please ❤🎉
Imagine if marriage stream is not a joke, and they get married irl, that would catch everyone of guard
And their child gonna be named neuro
Man's trying to hold her hostage in international waters on a boat bought with her own money so she can assume his debts.
It be funny if in the process of fake marriage stream they accidentally got married for real
A Series of Unfortunate Events comes to mind.
"My money is mine, and your money is ours."
He keeps Neuro.
i do agree with him… having a boat would be cool
They are not married, but they're divorced.
It’s «eeeee..» at the end, just perfect!😍
You also have to get post nups every few years. That way they can’t claim duress and get it thrown out. Vedal sounds oddly like he wants to be the wife: “My money is my money but your money is our money.”
anny
I love Anny's laugh. 😂
the sigma grindset
🤔🤫🫢🤭🥱😶🤐😶🌫️🫥 7:44
4:01 lol😂
legends say shes still trying to calculate
only few hundred Ks for 2 boat dates every year.... its like one of those winter cottage shares :D
"I know you have more than $5"