Have I Got a Bit More News for You S62 E4

Series 62 Episode 4

[@StultissimiAmatorii]

Welcome as always.
Every time I saw Dawn Butler's earrings I expected a Pink Floyd album to break out.

[@user-zv7jq7hq1p]

she is a disgrace. racist - and proud of it. Very sad

[@DMStern]

To avoid causing offence, the chip shop was later renamed to "Harold Chipman".

[@Harrylechat01]

Deserves more likes

[@daneenmurf1043]

Shouldn't that be Harold Chipvan

[@BlueInk912]

Thank you. Viva 🌷 Lovely lovely laughs. Bill Bailey 🎶 & Lima backup choir 🤣

[@CEngelbrecht]

F'ing love this show.

[@arthurgordon6072]

One of the funniest episodes. Well done Bill Bailey 👏

[@markloveless1001]

American here. I loved Bill on QI, and having discovered this series, it's over the top. All my QI pals keep showing up. Now I'm wondering if Ross Noble took the chair.

[@user-zv7jq7hq1p]

Bill is great -- Dawn whatever is not worth the time spent to include her.

[@jasonhare8540]

I did basement waterproofing for some time . Mike would not have made it on the crew if he was standing around waiting on concrete to multiply on its own account . In fact that's a good way to get an amusing nickname and fired the next day ...

[@Alcagaur1]

Bill Bailey quoting the lyrics to "Arthur's Theme" from the Dudley Moore film is somehow just what I needed.

[@kassistwisted]

Thanks for the upload. Love more of Bill!

[@stevie-ray2020]

The fun really steps up a notch when Bill produces his keyboard!

[@RIXRADvidz]

as opposed to David O'D and his key hammering. LOL

[@Chiscringle]

Paul Merton at the end playing on an invisible keyboard XD

[@marvinmeeker5765]

Yeah, when he starts playing, I keep expecting to see roller skaters. That's skating rink music!

[@philipnerland1150]

Q❤❤

[@SuvinRK]

Thank you for posting!

[@DennisMoore664]

Ah, the good stuff. Much obliged, mon frère.

[@zapfanzapfan]

Some savage jokes in there, love it! :-)

[@RIXRADvidz]

ZHOOMP right in there. Thanks ViVaHD. I never say ''No'' to a bit more.
Great Grand Papa's Poorly Palace. still giggling...

[@jazzhonk21]

Thanks for this (and the subtitles, too)!

[@jonathaneffemey4892]

Thanks for posting.

[@mr51406]

29:11 Bravo Dawn and Ian‼️🌟
As Ian said, they’re not platforms they’re publishers.
See Frankie Boyle’s lecture and Henning Wehn’s comments on The Unbelievable Truth.

[@pressureworks]

Brilliant show!

[@beenaplumber8379]

I'm afraid our US Congress caused some damage here. They passed a law that allowed companies like Meta and X to be exempt from any responsibility (under US law) for what people post. I would LOVE it if other countries, en masse, ruled otherwise.

[@donnadicasa]

Thanks again and again...!

[@garrick3727]

Easily the best one this season, so far. The guests were good, but it was mostly Bill Bailey being an absolute legend.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

God, I hate that expression. It means a story that never happened,or was hugely exaggerated. Bill is real! Hooray!

[@user-zv7jq7hq1p]

the mp -- dawn whatever is sadly a disgrace. Not a sharp tact ... that said -- standard.

[@richy3417]

Predatory giraffes?
What happened to all the lions? Ah... those bloody killer giraffes ate them...

[@jimmcphee2210]

Those lemurs will come in handy when the Insulate Madagascar movement starts gluing itself to trees!

[@kathowed]

Fabulous! Thanks ViVaHD.

[@marykate2336]

I love Bill Bailey so much

[@rossmurray6849]

How on Earth did Fin not score a point for correctly guessing ladies night?

[@georgelane6350]

That robbery is much more offensive than Jack the Chipper

[@b.szablasty8429]

Thanks a lot greetings from Poland 😨

[@defiantgardener]

concrete shrinks a bit actually? nevermind the nonsense of the rest. 😂

[@noaei]

Thank you kind sir / madame. 🙏

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

13:55 "They have a lot of gay sex, but they're not gay"? Oh, that's allright then. For a moment I thought you had said something stupid.

[@grahamstrouse1165]

They’re like Mac from the first 13 seasons of Always Sunny...

[@realitymatters8720]

90% No, she is 100% wrong !
Being gay means you prefer to have sex with members of your own sex, that is not the case.
When the females are in heat the males will go for females, that makes them at best bisexual !
Men in jail will often have sex with other men, and once they get out, they will have sex with woman, that makes them sexually frustrated men, not gay men !

[@beenaplumber8379]

In humans that's called being heteroflexible. It's a thing.

[@Gwalion]

I do like Paul Merton - very funny!

[@Mogwai1923]

Cheers for the upload.

[@boomerang8909]

10:30 Lovely melody tho...

[@alipanroosendaal9503]

I went to school in Fulham Palace Road. Thought you'd all like to know.

[@mickmickymick6927]

More worthwhile comment than most.

[@solipsismworld]

Great ep.

[@josephteller9715]

Meta - Looks Like Second Life Gone Mad

[@scottgordon1781]

Apparently , there is 1 , apparently gay giraffe :-) He does not seek out females and prefers the company of males . Nothing sexual noted so far .
BTW , you can get gay penguins too :-)

[@eastvandb]

Way more than 1. Giraffe sexuality seems to be an 'anything-that-moves' kinda thing.

[@RIXRADvidz]

it's nice to have a National Hero like Jackie Weaver. No Nonsense, Plain Speaking, REAL.

[@gregjones1493]

Is it a Dolphin in a Bath-Tub

[@jeannieK1117]

Thanks so much!

[@Eisenwulf666]

i don't know why the policeman sent the bagpiper away, he has the same right to express his dissent, hasn't he? Seemed like a good solution. I don't care either way, just seemed odd to me

[@MS_-_2468_-_]

Probably just not a bagpipe fan…

[@mickmickymick6927]

I guess it's provocation, or could potentially lead to violence, or it's a police zone. It could also be harrassment. I'd be more worried about them arresting anti-monarchy protesters the day of the king's coronation.

[@Eisenwulf666]

@@mickmickymick6927 i mean, we all knew they would arrest someone, it's one of the ways they show they are actually doing something. Not saying the police does nothing, just that we don't see the results very often. Every major event, they just arrest some random dudes and everyone thinks :"hey at least they are working". That's how it has always been

[@Smudgie]

Is that Mrs. Dawn -second-house in Stratford yet still claimed 66 Grand expenses for her constituency home- Butler?

[@obscurazone]

Yes. Don't you understand how MPs get paid their expenses? They are all entitled to a second home close to the commons. They are all entitled to expenses for their constituency residence - for example, if the have a home office and have staff. It's as basic as that. Your little "gotchya" doesn't work. Try harder.

[@owenfitzgerald3219]

Nearly 26 minutes for 1 round 😂

[@gryphonberlin]

19th of May, 2023 and this is once again, (and still not any better.)
1 million hours of spewing time.

[@eiaboca1]

Animals don't have a sexual orientation like humans, as part of their identities, because that's an abstract concept, right...so that's why I think it sounds ridiculous to us when we talk about animals being gay...but they do have a lot of homosexual sexual behavior. Giraffes specifically.

[@2nd3rd1st]

Exactly, lots of same sex swan couples too, got nothing to do with what we define as sexual or romantic attraction, obviously

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

Daniel Sloss has a great bit about gay penguins.

[@beenaplumber8379]

Humans have always been that way too. Sexual preference has only recently been considered part of an identity. The idea of Edward II or Richard II being gay wasn't a thing in their day. Loving Gaveston was something Edward II did, not who he was. Kissing a rotting corpse was something Richard II did, not who he was.

[@ladyflimflam]

Are we sure those were lemurs and not air being let out of balloons?

[@davebox588]

It was air being let out of lemurs.

[@jackfrostcm108]

Thank you 😄

[@eshaibraheem4218]

I like Dawn Butler.

[@keletsorabalao7454]

I looked up the Giraffe thing. It seems legit

[@RealBradMiller]

You have no authority here, Jackie Weaver. No authority!

[@Qzpgtfdrgg]

Fish and Shipman.

[@beenaplumber8379]

Does anyone know what really happened with the white truck at 1:24? It's going kinda fast, and it's not slowing down. Was it a brake failure? Incredibly fortunate they avoided other traffic there. Others could have been killed at that speed.

[@ricklorimer8503]

bigger question is why doesn't bill bailey just go bald

[@carolinebrett2634]

Not lemurs...John Cage!

[@2nd3rd1st]

Lots of cuts in this, must have been a saucier episode live than what they showed on the telly

[@boomerang8909]

37:48 Surprise special guest

[@mickeyBtsv]

31:59 it's not The Sims, it's Second Life

[@nefwaenre]

18:03 Hey, isn't this a caricature of the very lady on the show that night? Lady's got to be mad to accept the invite and then see herself in the opponent's back wall for the rest of the show!!

[@beenaplumber8379]

Mad? Maybe just a decent sense of humor, an ability to laugh at herself. That's a good thing. 🙂

[@DanDownunda8888]

Male giraffes have been observed to engage in remarkably high frequencies of homosexual behaviour. After aggressive "necking", it is common for two male giraffes to caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax.

[@beenaplumber8379]

I've read about that too, but the number I recall is like 50-70%. Maybe the MP has a more current figure than whatever I read, I dunno. She is certainly right to point out that they aren't gay. They just like it on the down-low. The point was, as I recall, that same-sex copulation is a normal behavior among male giraffes.

[@boomerang8909]

6:19 They "produce" fossil fuel.

[@HippyNZ]

what I do not understand is why are the police siding with the insulate protesters

[@beenaplumber8379]

Perhaps they are siding with the humanity of the protesters and their country's deeply valued right to protest rather than any particular side in the debate. Siding with constitutional rights is not the same as siding with the reason people are exercising their rights. Protection of that right is a far greater cause. I also noticed the humanity in that cop/first responder with the idiot who glued his face to the asphalt. Obviously that's not a protected form of protest, but the protester is still human, and human decency is a far greater cause than any side in a political issue, even when applied to someone who does something stupid. That's not the same as siding with their cause. I applaud what I've seen so far of the police response to these protests.

[@Grazikon]

Slipknot is much better than Facebook.

[@murmurrrr]

WOMEN?!

[@billybollockhead5628]

Dawn for pm!

[@RIXRADvidz]

Something stuck to the road? Glued down tight? Quick Way Out? ACETONE. dissolves adhesives without harming the mentally ill person glued to the road.

[@candacedean2135]

Oh, yes. When in New Zealand I accidentally superglued the tube to my hand while fixing my glasses. A clerk in a nearby store told me to buy fingernail polish remover and she would help me. It worked. Then she asked me to fill out a customer survey so she could get a free coffee cup from her boss. When I got back to the U.S. I found an hilarious letter from the store manager. She got her cup and I got unstuck.

[@StultissimiAmatorii]

Apply externally.

[@sir_vix]

Breathing moderate to high amounts of acetone for a short amount of time can irritate your nose, throat, lungs and eyes. It can also cause headaches, dizziness, confusion, a faster pulse, nausea, vomiting, effects on the blood, passing out and possible coma, and a shorter menstrual cycle in women.
It will also remove their nail polish.
Also kinda cool that is apparently a naturally occurring chemical in the human body

[@garrick3727]

It's all a gimmick. It's very hard to glue anything to blacktop or concrete securely. Although the acetone would be useful for getting the glue off your skin.

[@ianrutherford878]

@@sir_vix But that must be more comfortable than having a longer cycle in them.

[@dandare1001]

It looked like Ian was giving Dawn a chance to comment on the budget, but she was caught out not knowing much about it. That's pretty unprofessional of her not preparing for a "political" quiz show.
She was at least amusing at times.

[@fredflintstoner596]

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?

[@user-zv7jq7hq1p]

please dont have dawn back -- she is no good for the show or the country.

[@beenaplumber8379]

I kinda like her, but I don't like the vibe she and others like her (on both benches) bring to parliamentary debate. It's not a sport! It's meant to be a sober deliberation of the nation's most important decisions. I don't like how so many MP's treat it as a game. She's better than that.

[@Tonym2211]

The guy with Ian (I couldn’t be bothered to look up his name) has 2 faults….1- he dragged the giraffe thing on far too long and 2- he’s not the slightest bit funny,interesting or intelligent…