Ugliest Million Dollar Apartments | MoistCr1tikal

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 37

  • @droson8712
    @droson8712 Месяц назад +145

    Old bedroom jumpscare

  • @-TheMachineGod-
    @-TheMachineGod- Месяц назад +54

    If you had $39 million why would you choose to live in an apartment? Even if that apartment is larger than 99% of houses, you still have to share your building with other people

    • @Schule04
      @Schule04 Месяц назад +12

      These are not meant to be lived in, they are meant as "investments" or for billionaires who don't want to go to a hotel when they visit NYC

    • @devonesq.7533
      @devonesq.7533 Месяц назад +11

      @@Schule04 this is the answer, usually people with a lot of money will start to put their money into assets, properties don't depreciate that fast, so you can dump your money in there, and if you ever want to sell, you can hire some agency to do a youtube video at the property to create interest in your asset.
      it's basically an infinite loop of rich people buying expensive property, wanting to get rid of it, and selling it to other rich people
      no one will ever live in these properties, they're nothing but a price tag.

    • @raybanz8598
      @raybanz8598 8 дней назад

      @@devonesq.7533 money glitch 🤑🤑

  • @yender6468
    @yender6468 Месяц назад +33

    These houses feel like something aliens would make trying to act human

  • @rudyskrew
    @rudyskrew Месяц назад +12

    Charlie roasting the $39mil apartment has me in fucking tears holy shit 😂😂😂😂

  • @CoralMan24
    @CoralMan24 Месяц назад +5

    i love the series of you looking at expensive homes and make fun of them :)

  • @prodbytarantino
    @prodbytarantino Месяц назад +17

    Big Sean’s rock literally looks like weed when it’s fresh out of a vacuum sealed pack😭

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 Месяц назад +3

      It looks like it's already absorbed hella negative energy.

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 Месяц назад +7

    Why does Kevin Love look like Matt?
    That gold bathroom with the dollar sign... who lives there, Scrooge McDuck? Somebody needs to teach these guys that form follows function.

  • @flaminG-Ghost
    @flaminG-Ghost 19 дней назад +5

    I don't understand how marble flooring is a rich person indicator... In India every decent house of a upper middle class family has marble flooring and every middle class house has atleast one room with marble flooring... My house has marble flooring and my family is peasant in comparison to these million dollar guys... Maybe marble is expensive in the US... If someone can tell me, let me know...
    Also, that 1st Bel air mansion was something right up my alley... I would love to own that house and modify the hell out of it and fill it with cool stuff..

    • @Meghan-t4k
      @Meghan-t4k 9 дней назад +1

      I have a friend who lives in Florida whose dad works to install these marble pieces in these very expensive homes down there. She said she used to go with her dad when she was young. She drove me through these neighborhood when I visited her. She told me the reason why it's expensive is that it's not about the marble, it's about the size of the marble that makes it expensve. A large shower stall the size of my entire bathroom for example, would be made of just TWO giant marble slabs. Not tiles, just an entire marble slab that was cut and shipped from overseas. It takes an entire team of worker to move and install it, and people can get crushed to death if it gets dropped. If it gets chipped or damaged during this process the entire set has to be discarded, because it wouldnt be from the same marble piece and would have a different color or pattern on it. So yeah, these rich people likes to demonstrate their wealth via marble.

    • @flaminG-Ghost
      @flaminG-Ghost 8 дней назад

      @@Meghan-t4k makes sense... its stupid.. but it makes sense... thanks

  • @southVpaw
    @southVpaw Месяц назад +31

    If I were a millionaire, I would be so irresponsible with it. I can't be mad at these clowns just because I'm not invited to the circus.

  • @LPlFan81
    @LPlFan81 21 день назад +1

    21:37 I lost it with a bronze balaclava. WTF is that?! 😂

  • @UnreleasedMoozik
    @UnreleasedMoozik 18 дней назад +1

    Love how Matt toured the dumb brothers around

  • @Meghan-t4k
    @Meghan-t4k 9 дней назад

    LOL the pool at 4:33 reminds me of glorified rain gutter

  • @salamander4829
    @salamander4829 Месяц назад +3

    *Wiki wiki wa* looks like he is scratching records on his thunbnail.

  • @Menace.II.Society
    @Menace.II.Society Месяц назад +2

    The marble bathroom was cool ngl

  • @Mari.005
    @Mari.005 6 дней назад

    THATS GOT TO BE the mansion they used in “The Beverly Hillbilly’s “ Or at least just for the outside shots! 1:03:53

  • @delii_snaps
    @delii_snaps Месяц назад +1

    A new long video I can sleep too tn😌

  • @LEMOnBRaINn
    @LEMOnBRaINn 11 дней назад

    Why are you surprised that a guy that literally played James Bond and was in mama Mia is rich Lmao

  • @JohnSmith13334
    @JohnSmith13334 Месяц назад +4

    Re upload?

  • @MNDon53
    @MNDon53 Месяц назад +1

    I thought that was dude from Red Hot Chili Peppers

  • @laylareyes7733
    @laylareyes7733 День назад

    His points are valid but at the same time he’s the most Karen man I’ve seen😭

  • @jamiemiesler322
    @jamiemiesler322 5 дней назад

    Proof that the filthy rich have zero taste😂

  • @koob1413
    @koob1413 Месяц назад +1

    a lot of these houses are beautiful, idk why Charlie is complaining, maybe he’s joking? the main reason these house are expensive is the location and the price of the land.

  • @Bryce7O3
    @Bryce7O3 Месяц назад

    My 6 1/2 bedroom house has a bigger elevator and more floors and I’m on the beach probably way cheaper house only 1.5 mill yea it’s expensive but compared to west coast houses

  • @SmRiea
    @SmRiea 26 дней назад

    Do you need a professional RUclips thumbnail designer?

  • @unb0undnoodles
    @unb0undnoodles Месяц назад +2

    skib

  • @stvghostl6601
    @stvghostl6601 Месяц назад

    Lols

  • @goofy10170
    @goofy10170 Месяц назад

    skibidi

  • @MachinimaCommentary1
    @MachinimaCommentary1 Месяц назад

    First

  • @Jay-sb6qe
    @Jay-sb6qe Месяц назад +1

    perfect the office desk is a huge dog dump

  • @Jay-sb6qe
    @Jay-sb6qe Месяц назад +1

    ill bet that women task for getting hired for this was tryin to convince someone to buy a bucket of dry dierreia