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  • @flaviocosta198
    @flaviocosta198 Месяц назад +657

    sssniperwolf's video feels like you're playing Mirror's Edge. Everything is white and you're always looking for the red object lol

    • @sevsimply
      @sevsimply Месяц назад +11

      underrated comment

    • @x5ilco
      @x5ilco Месяц назад +6

      overrated reply

    • @Thespokenone
      @Thespokenone Месяц назад +10

      @@x5ilco rated reply

    • @iitsvonvino
      @iitsvonvino Месяц назад +5

      😭😭😭atleast Mirros edge has color😭one room from her tour gave me an instant headache😂

    • @ninawink8973
      @ninawink8973 Месяц назад

      True but also don't forget her piss yellow foam in the gaming room, that's from smokin for sure.

  • @gormold4163
    @gormold4163 Месяц назад +821

    They should have put sssniperwolf’s address to balance the scales.

    • @arizonadawn3094
      @arizonadawn3094 Месяц назад +50

      jacksfilms makes a surprise cameo appearance with her address on a sign lmao

    • @Mommythief0069
      @Mommythief0069 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@arizonadawn3094lmao

    • @StoneRobart
      @StoneRobart Месяц назад +5

      Balanced as all things should be 😂

    • @breeholland7836
      @breeholland7836 Месяц назад +3

      That video was made in 2019 so that hadnt happened yet i guess

    • @PsychoOnSteam
      @PsychoOnSteam Месяц назад +1

      this video is from 2019 or 2020

  • @trinodot8112
    @trinodot8112 Месяц назад +373

    How do you not get nauseated from all the echos and bright white everywhere?

    • @mr.uhleven
      @mr.uhleven Месяц назад +24

      rotted brains

    • @asymmetriq
      @asymmetriq Месяц назад +5

      I think it looks good but both cars white and no decorations or anything is crazy

    • @jokiestay
      @jokiestay Месяц назад +3

      Easy, you don't live there

    • @Viteaification
      @Viteaification 21 день назад +2

      @@asymmetriq the furniture they do have is also blank white. the floors also being white is really crazy. it desperately needs some off white or cream at the VERY least

    • @asymmetriq
      @asymmetriq 20 дней назад +1

      @@Viteaification I don’t know why but I’ve always wanted a house just like that because I love how clean and modern it looks but I definitely understand wym it’s a uncommon look to pull off

  • @Tamajyn
    @Tamajyn Месяц назад +386

    Faze having a giant custom painting of Drake is just absolute *chef's kiss*
    That aged like a vintage grange 🤌

    • @b1bbscraz3y
      @b1bbscraz3y 29 дней назад +10

      he said "custom Faze doormat" and missed the perfect chance to say "a custom Faze rug"

    • @worblergworbler
      @worblergworbler 22 дня назад

      thats why he moved

  • @sellingisserviceandservice4864
    @sellingisserviceandservice4864 Месяц назад +121

    It’s cute that sssniperwolf’s house is as bland as her personality

  • @USERNAME1-x5u
    @USERNAME1-x5u Месяц назад +133

    millions of dollars spent on a house ...keeps the $80 piss soaked yellow noise dampening foam.

    • @cMind607
      @cMind607 Месяц назад

      Piss soaked 😅 piss colored lmfao

    • @laylareyes7733
      @laylareyes7733 6 дней назад

      She didn’t keep it she actually made a new setup right after the moving vid. Like ofc she has other priorities than the color of foam

  • @Razer5542
    @Razer5542 Месяц назад +250

    There's something about having giant mansions that's just a massive turnoff to me, like i literally see no point in them.. The bigger and more expensive everything is, the more soulless/boring everything feels like..

    • @cloudbasedbear
      @cloudbasedbear Месяц назад +14

      same, I love small spaces but maybe that because I grew up in London, almost every house here is small

    • @enigmadrath1780
      @enigmadrath1780 Месяц назад +33

      I don't care if I won a billion dollars: my lazy ass ain't having a gigantic mansion. I don't want to spend ten minutes just walking to my kitchen for a drink :/

    • @Psilva1992
      @Psilva1992 Месяц назад +1

      @@enigmadrath1780uhhhhh that's why you clap and have everything done for you

    • @Razer5542
      @Razer5542 Месяц назад +4

      @@cloudbasedbear I also grew up in smaller spaces and i sure as heck wouldn't trade any of that in for a mansion the size of a island, even if i had the money for it.

    • @Razer5542
      @Razer5542 Месяц назад +6

      @@enigmadrath1780 If i were to have that amount of money, i'd rather start up my own business such as a restaurant.. Or infact, set something up so i could perhaps help out a bunch of homeless people with free meals for example.

  • @TotemoGaijin
    @TotemoGaijin Месяц назад +45

    An asylum has more personality than sssniperworlf's house does.
    Edit: Hell....they all look like some weird cross between an asylum, hospital, mausoleum, bank, museum. If I was absurdly rich and had to spend money on a house, I'd get one that looks like some kind of mansion out of Scooby Doo with secret passageways and bookshelves and shit.

  • @Bingus743
    @Bingus743 Месяц назад +341

    Swifties aren't nearly as white as SSsniper wolf's house

  • @KirillT14
    @KirillT14 Месяц назад +119

    Bro... That is some real rich people shit. "I love to collect historic homes". This person is incapable of relating to a normal human being.

    • @Cat_enjoyer123
      @Cat_enjoyer123 Месяц назад

      Which person said that?

    • @atarusama101
      @atarusama101 Месяц назад +7

      @@Cat_enjoyer123the heiress

    • @Cat_enjoyer123
      @Cat_enjoyer123 Месяц назад

      @@atarusama101 oh okay

    • @rovertgamehead
      @rovertgamehead 18 дней назад +1

      Why does he look scared? 27:36
      He isn’t programmed to speak yet.

    • @rovertgamehead
      @rovertgamehead 17 дней назад

      35:49
      Bros beard is a tryhard.

  • @xanderwusky
    @xanderwusky Месяц назад +85

    The more the house costs. The worse the experience of using the sink is.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 Месяц назад

      Excellent observation

    • @BlueHazyDreams
      @BlueHazyDreams 28 дней назад

      My 1-bedroom must be worth millions. Sink so shallow you get more water on your clothes than your dishes.

  • @own4801
    @own4801 Месяц назад +79

    1:16 if the dog ran to the left-side opening in the door at this moment, it would have been crushed to death. For the same reason you can use leverage to lift a rock far heavier than you can lift with your bare hands, the crushing force of that left side is far greater than the right side. There's a good reason why you never see doors like this with hinges that aren't attached all the way on one side or the other of it.

  • @arizonadawn3094
    @arizonadawn3094 Месяц назад +53

    i love that you’re finally doing official compilations i hate having to go to these ripoff channels for spliced compilations

  • @white_okami3154
    @white_okami3154 Месяц назад +26

    sniperwolf is living in a resident evil umbrella lab
    edit: also rich people have a fucking awful taste in houses

  • @iraxks0341
    @iraxks0341 Месяц назад +53

    Sniper wolf’s house is so inconvenient in every way yet they STILL got it

  • @TheOpinionatedNobody
    @TheOpinionatedNobody Месяц назад +66

    11:41 OOOOOH- DAMN- 💀✨
    Ah yes, drake… a man who’s popularity and PR in the public eye will NEVER change- this will absolutely age WELL-😂

  • @Dixiedingo_LBB
    @Dixiedingo_LBB Месяц назад +15

    If I ever get caught for a crime, they don't need to put me in a cell. Just lock me in SSSniperwolf's house because by god, that is sensory hell.

  • @Viteaification
    @Viteaification 21 день назад +7

    the first home: PLEASE PLEASE PAINT THE WALLS dear god its too unnatural

    • @themousemage
      @themousemage 19 дней назад

      Put up some pictures or tapestries, anything to soften that echo

  • @CHClNOfullmelt
    @CHClNOfullmelt Месяц назад +27

    "this is one of my favorite art pieces"
    -shows framed paper gucci poster

    • @BrownOrion-z1f
      @BrownOrion-z1f 23 дня назад

      Was that .... advertisement paper.....

  • @thomasriddle8877
    @thomasriddle8877 Месяц назад +15

    these giant empty houses just seem incredibly oppressive and depressing.. sniperwolfs place reminds me of a prison..

  • @Deathroll1988
    @Deathroll1988 Месяц назад +29

    Sssniperwolf should lower the brightness option inside her house,

  • @xiiaohuua
    @xiiaohuua Месяц назад +16

    as an artist it hurts to see big beautiful mansions with so much potential and no flavor.

  • @kona8832
    @kona8832 Месяц назад +56

    Nothin like seeing rich people in their big empty houses, yet they still have more content then their soul lol.

  • @ilove_dr.pepper.
    @ilove_dr.pepper. Месяц назад +24

    You couldn’t pay me to live in a house with less personality than a post office

  • @BeeLeaf_Martine
    @BeeLeaf_Martine 23 дня назад +6

    All these houses breathe showroom/museum. There is no proof of life in any of them. That makes me sad.

  • @colexxiii
    @colexxiii Месяц назад +13

    the art in Rug’s house are like a 12 year old went crazy on etsy

  • @pourcelaine
    @pourcelaine Месяц назад +25

    “It’s like when texture don’t load in a video game”.

  • @ivon1671
    @ivon1671 Месяц назад +21

    I wouldn't know what to do with a house that huge. Half the rooms would just be collecting dust.

  • @connoisseuroftigolbitts
    @connoisseuroftigolbitts Месяц назад +74

    Rich or Not, I wouldn’t even want a house that big with a small dog.

    • @bigfishoutofwater3135
      @bigfishoutofwater3135 Месяц назад +2

      I was thinking of fat guy in a little coat but as big house with a little dog

    • @CutACrow
      @CutACrow Месяц назад +1

      Gotta give the dogs a yard to graze in

  • @supermodestmouse
    @supermodestmouse Месяц назад +5

    that glass house is the epitome of stupid. zero storage, zero privacy

  • @Stew_Pid
    @Stew_Pid Месяц назад +6

    3:30 that’s how a lot of the shithole mansions here in LA look. Used to be a delivery driver and the only house I’ve been to that I was like “I would actually love living here” was where Adele lives. Stallone’s former Brentwood mansion. That place was legitimately envy inducing. The rest of the look like hospital atriums.

  • @Roflstab
    @Roflstab 27 дней назад +4

    Sniperwolf used so many jump cuts it puts Philip Defranco to shame (don't come at me, I love that beautiful bastard)

  • @lunaoak6741
    @lunaoak6741 Месяц назад +8

    The way I despise plain white box houses

  • @prodbytarantino
    @prodbytarantino 27 дней назад +6

    Faze rug’s scheme is kinda smart. He’s just doing 3 to 6 month leases on these homes, cause he knows every time he moves he can make another viral house tour video😭

    • @g0gie18
      @g0gie18 19 дней назад

      nah, the first house he bought was too far from his family and he felt depressed in it, he ended up selling it for 300k less than what he bought it for, the second house was rented, he didn’t like the vibes of la and he missed his family. He said it on a podcasts

  • @bluehaven8472
    @bluehaven8472 Месяц назад +5

    The house in the morning: ☀️😃
    The house at night: 👹🧌🕴🏻

  • @InternalLocuss
    @InternalLocuss Месяц назад +6

    Sniperwolfs house looks like the place homelander was raised in

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 Месяц назад +33

    Why do all these RUclipsrs have the exact same personality?

    • @Tamajyn
      @Tamajyn Месяц назад

      I'm convinced that you have to be a borderline sociopath to make it on RUclips at this point 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @Theehannle
      @Theehannle Месяц назад +11

      Narcissism and fame goes hand in hand.

    • @JustinBailey91
      @JustinBailey91 Месяц назад +4

      Yeah and they pretend they don’t know they got rich because they give advertisers unregulated access to kids

  • @Zunedoodle77
    @Zunedoodle77 28 дней назад +4

    I'd be willing to bet that they sent the right couch pieces. It's just that the couches have different Lengths than Widths, and Sniperwolf just has them set up wrong.

  • @TehWhiteTiger
    @TehWhiteTiger Месяц назад +6

    Sniperwolf needs a separate room for each of the RUclips executives she sleeps with so none of them feel left out.

  • @Murray12
    @Murray12 Месяц назад +16

    just noticed how poorly the drake painting aged

  • @Notaforumguy007
    @Notaforumguy007 Месяц назад +9

    thats faze rug video was rough its clear he had someone get furniture for him just to fill space in the first house none of the spaces seemed to really have functionality to them even the bar though cool had not a drop of anything to be a bar. Probably quickly realized how empty the house was especially for 10 mil that felt like 2-4mil honestly

  • @WendysNeverlandYT
    @WendysNeverlandYT Месяц назад +4

    id be scared someone would be starin at me through the front door

  • @DaeDaeATL
    @DaeDaeATL 24 дня назад +2

    Burping in the mic without saying excuse me is uncalled for sir❗️

  • @Erzy-
    @Erzy- Месяц назад +3

    Last thing I expected was to see the Coors Light Mountains in a Moist Crit clip as I am holding a moist Coors Light can in my hand lmao

  • @whatscout78
    @whatscout78 Месяц назад +13

    faze rug having a drake painting is like as if hes renting Drakes house.

  • @Liziazy
    @Liziazy Месяц назад +6

    A house like these would make me so depressed. No color, doesn’t look lived in, artificial plants everywhere, very little privacy in some because of glass doors and shit. These may be houses but a majority aren’t homes.
    And then you have the gold house. That looks TOO much. It looks like an AI generated it.
    Why does being rich mean sad, dreary houses with white walls and floors, that don’t look lived in or comfortable to be in at all? Why is this the flex?

  • @zodo2476
    @zodo2476 Месяц назад +8

    In defense of the RV, my rich grandparents love theirs bc they don't book or pack anything. It's already set up perfectly. Their tv has internet and all the streaming accounts, they have their favorite clothes, bedding, toiletries, supplies ready to go. They even have a work computer. And waking up exactly where you want, being able to walk right out and go for a hike or drive on the track without having to drive there is extremely nice. It's a move you make when you have enough money to min-max time spent doing what you love instead of fun adjacent things. I'll never get there, but respect for those who embrace that freedom.

    • @shadixyt
      @shadixyt Месяц назад +4

      @@zodo2476 you should be able to get there, the fact that you can't is a symptom of previous generations and the upper class hording wealth that people like us in our generation will work till we die.

  • @seanmcnaney651
    @seanmcnaney651 Месяц назад +13

    The first house reminds me of the streamers house in Dead Island 2, but with everything white.

    • @gabrielchin4161
      @gabrielchin4161 Месяц назад +2

      The house in Dead Island 2 is better. Easier on the eyes. Bowling in basement is the coolest part imo.

  • @NothinsM
    @NothinsM Месяц назад +3

    These houses never look lived in, im callin bs

  • @itszooota
    @itszooota Месяц назад +12

    You can tell Faze Rug bought that house furnished, bet it felt like living in someone elses house

    • @SuperZura91
      @SuperZura91 Месяц назад +3

      More like rented it for the video or for however much he lived in the area. That house seems so basic just for the video.

  • @RoflCannon6
    @RoflCannon6 26 дней назад +4

    These people have enough money to do better and yet they want to live in either the most boring house they can find or the most confusing house they can find.

  • @panzerdad
    @panzerdad Месяц назад +15

    Sniperwolf copy-pasted her house tour video idea 1 to 1 from another RUclipsr, all the way down to the red dress and the way she talks in the video. There's a video on it on RUclips somewhere. Pretty funny stuff.

  • @Kevinisbatman
    @Kevinisbatman Месяц назад +3

    Sssniperwolfs house is too clean to be her real house

  • @Morristown337
    @Morristown337 Месяц назад +2

    Not a single house looks lived in. These are not their homes.

  • @mjjshistory
    @mjjshistory 19 дней назад +2

    3:34 “ It Looks Like That Sh!t Dexter Set’s Up Before Killing Someone”. 😂

  • @nywaaahln
    @nywaaahln 23 дня назад +1

    his sarcasm is actually killing me

  • @silenthour.
    @silenthour. 28 дней назад +3

    The first house was a Hospital.
    Facerug doesn't live there at all acting fake just to sell this house.
    The 3rd house Was exactly what Charlie said .
    The cube is a cube also if you have a car that is high it wont even get thru the tunnel.
    All the houses have 0 personality or style it feels disconnected from human empathy.

  • @n3ff848
    @n3ff848 Месяц назад +2

    Sniperwolfs house looks like a mental asylum. I mean it fits.

  • @cameronscott8060
    @cameronscott8060 28 дней назад +2

    gas>electric any day people who can actually cook food will know

  • @H8B7L
    @H8B7L 29 дней назад +1

    sniperwolfs house looks Mr Beans flat after he blew up the bucket of paint.

  • @shellyhart4324
    @shellyhart4324 29 дней назад +2

    Do they not understand that their lifestyles are unsustainable unless they continue to be relevant in the public eye...?

  • @Ivansky1
    @Ivansky1 28 дней назад +1

    2:11
    She does almost as many cuts as Philip DeFranco!!!
    Shot Memory Span!?!?!?

  • @Sammie.jo.
    @Sammie.jo. Месяц назад +1

    She put the sofa together wrong lmao

  • @DubStocks
    @DubStocks Месяц назад +1

    The Drake painting in rugs house 💀💀💀

  • @Medilenman
    @Medilenman 23 дня назад +1

    The glass house is just a vitamin D farm

  • @Leah-xv6cn
    @Leah-xv6cn 27 дней назад +1

    Faze Rug's first house looks just like one i made in the sims xD

  • @NizKnight
    @NizKnight Месяц назад +8

    I remember watching the main Channel video about FaZe rugs house

  • @huntermurrell
    @huntermurrell Месяц назад +1

    I think luxury homes can be very cool if done well but most of these rich folks just have the worst taste imaginable. Every one of these houses is just a cold, empty, unlivable shell

  • @KohiiTCG
    @KohiiTCG 28 дней назад +1

    23:37 It is Smash Bros 64, you’re thinking of the fighting polygon team.

  • @ttyler88
    @ttyler88 Месяц назад +1

    I'm guessing they would have a stupid Top G response to the tiny dog question like that it's lonely at the top 😂

  • @12stem.b-obenita
    @12stem.b-obenita 28 дней назад +2

    if you guys ever have mansions don't focus on 1 color at least go for an art deco style

  • @emport2359
    @emport2359 21 день назад

    Keep up the reuploads from 3 years ago!!!

  • @rulerarez
    @rulerarez Месяц назад +1

    It’s crazy how much jump cuts are in sniperwolfs vids. Just to articulate points

  • @Lakeside80
    @Lakeside80 29 дней назад +1

    I hate the amount of yellow in all these mansions. Why would you want every room to have a yellow aura, makes it feel dirty and depressing.

  • @magdad7240
    @magdad7240 Месяц назад +4

    They are houses but not homes

  • @anon2969
    @anon2969 Месяц назад +4

    All these tours prove that money will never buy style

  • @artslimergames
    @artslimergames 29 дней назад +1

    sniperwolf house reminds me of mr beasts self isolation in only white room challenge

  • @xanderwusky
    @xanderwusky Месяц назад +7

    Wait hold on… 7:14 did she just say she leaves the house at 80 Fahrenheit?
    That’s nearly 27 Celsius…. What the fuck? I assume it’s just that hot there? Or does she heat the house up to get it to that? If so that’s completely insane.
    If my house goes over 26.5c I get an alarm from my thermostat. I don’t have AC so not much I can do about it but it will only hit that in the height of summer when it’s over 32c outside.

    • @daftfreak13
      @daftfreak13 Месяц назад +2

      my grandma used to keep hers on 76-78 which was absolutely horrible lol.

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut Месяц назад +7

      If you don’t have AC why would you have an alarm for heat

    • @rachelvandusen8405
      @rachelvandusen8405 Месяц назад +3

      I was gonna say the same thing! 😂 Its October in Canada, and my house is at 67F which is about 19C and its perfect 😂

  • @martin230013
    @martin230013 Месяц назад +1

    Those houses are clearly rented out. Or are in some weird way a profitable investment. Nobody could be at home in such a place.

  • @guts7003
    @guts7003 24 дня назад +1

    20:15 is so funny idfk y just the sarcasm kills me

  • @Xenoastra
    @Xenoastra Месяц назад +3

    I'm surprised Sssniperwolf got the cream Pomeranians instead of the pure white ones, I guess she wanted to be able to see them

  • @Muninnnr
    @Muninnnr Месяц назад +2

    13:37 I'm not some sort of golf expert, but isn't the ball supposed to go IN the hole?

  • @mightycalftv
    @mightycalftv Месяц назад +2

    Hospitals have more color than sssniperwolfs house

  • @immilkdagod2905
    @immilkdagod2905 Месяц назад +2

    24 million dollars n i dont own the mountain... bleh i dont want it lol

  • @stblueberry6992
    @stblueberry6992 Месяц назад +1

    the one at 32:53 looks like someone trying to make a minecraft modern house but then having no idea what to do inside after building the exterior

  • @chrisj3789
    @chrisj3789 Месяц назад +1

    Is that a ficus 😂😂 guy just said the only plant he knows surley??

  • @JalenRitenour
    @JalenRitenour 21 день назад

    The fully glass house is the exact depiction of what I think would be a diddy house. you walk into the front and the first thing you see is two beds and hundreds of people just getting it on😂😂

  • @Mojo_Jojo9869
    @Mojo_Jojo9869 Месяц назад +1

    It’s like she spent all the money on a house and now cant buy furniture lol

  • @TwistedWVaGrin
    @TwistedWVaGrin Месяц назад +2

    If you don't have mirrors on the ceiling and walls of ur bedroom you don't know what tf ur doing

  • @zachrohler1047
    @zachrohler1047 Месяц назад +1

    I couldnt imagine the cleaning and maintenance costs for some of these massive mansions.

  • @louisedgewood9839
    @louisedgewood9839 Месяц назад +4

    24:43
    "A 10 Man Jacuzzi" is a wild sentence. And too just say that like it's normal dialog is mind blowing. 🤯🤯

  • @KirikoOnly
    @KirikoOnly Месяц назад +1

    Gas stove tops are nicer too cook on, I hate using my electric burners- nothing heats evenly

  • @kr3532
    @kr3532 Месяц назад +1

    These are the vibes I imagine a super wealthy person hospital giving. Also could have sworn you watched this before or a video like it!

  • @tophersteps
    @tophersteps Месяц назад +5

    Its just space for the sake of space. Huge hallways, huge doors, huge rooms. All empty of any character or 'home' feeling. Like they're living in a museum 😒

  • @LPlFan81
    @LPlFan81 26 дней назад +1

    What is the point having so big house they have entire rooms they never use? Just walking around the house wastes so much time. And because house is so big they fill it most generic, impersonal crap imaginable. 😂

  • @ingtapoot
    @ingtapoot 27 дней назад +1

    HOLY SHIT THE COUCH THING WAS SSSNIPERWOLF?? I remember everyone clowning on some girl because she put her couch together wrong and blamed the company for sending her the wrong pieces, GURRRLLL I didn't even know who she was back then! What a dunce

  • @mrtim5363
    @mrtim5363 Месяц назад +1

    Sniperwolf's sofa would work much better if she put the the right piece on the right side of the center piece & the left piece on the left side of the center piece, rather than backwards the way she has it in this configuration.

  • @white5523
    @white5523 Месяц назад +1

    It pains me when people with no taste get to design their dream home

  • @Kingandhorse
    @Kingandhorse 29 дней назад +2

    These people are out of touch with reality.

  • @waflywolf9745
    @waflywolf9745 Месяц назад +2

    is sniperwolf's favorite color white?