@Brent Struber 🇦🇺 oh yes! It's a classic. I should have been more clear, sorry. We use it in Canada as well. Since we were on the topic of rocks Petrichor is a good one. The smell of rain has been named. Never heard of this one before.
@@jeffw2228 Check the pinned comment - not the same water but if you want to see geode water under a microscope you can see a bunch of slides in the last 5 minutes of that video.
@@1summerflower More like rain and ground water that filtered through. Though they can potentially have microbiomes. So the next one will be investigated a bit.
I feel like letting that precious geode water spill on the floor was a massive waste. From a science standpoint, you could have tested that liquid and shown us a video about it. From the standpoint of an Immortal Cultivator, you could have drunk that liquid and broke through to a new level of power. Or directly exploded from the spiritual energy overload.
@@nicoleowens2318 indeed lol, I was just hoping for some analysis of that water to discover any ancient DNA. Sad it is now all over his floor contaminated or otherwise compromised. We won't know what that water really contained. :( Lol
@@Dana-mb2hk Because it's interesting but not that valuable to me. They have been studied and I don't it's magic other than allowing me to reach so many people. It's just a different world view. I'm sorry if it's frustrating 😟.
@@RichyRich2607 well…ackshually…burning hydrogen creates brand new water, as does the chemical reaction between an acid and a base…so not “every” water.
I googled it, I guess the water could be anywhere from 200 million years to over 3 billion years old from the sources i found, also it's not safe to drink, so yes, I do believe the water is worth more, specially for research MAYBE. idk.
You guys are small minded af.🤨. If youre alone.. yeah maybe. Im sure there's other places to live besides this solar system with "people" who probably also have eternal life🤷🏻♂️. An eternity governed by tards would be torture. I think life is awesome. Dumb folks in this ridiculous society is the only reason Im depressed & have any notion "life sucks". I could live my best days forever!!🤠👨🏻🏫
Viruses are aliens that come in on meteorites from outer space. They don’t occur anywhere naturally, hence why their aliens. It’s ok 99.9 % of humans are uneducated on this matter.
@@murrijuana2842 There's actually areas with permafrost where it's extremely illegal to dig because there are ancient corpses under the frost that could have some kind of new pathogen we wouldn't have the ability to fight off, because our immune system would have never seen anything like it before. Effectively, digging up a body like that could easily turn into a mass extinction event. So uncovering an ancient super virus is not out of the question! However, any pathogens would most likely die in a geode, especially viruses (who don't live for very long and can't reproduce without a host). Extremely ancient bacteria that could cause an unknown illness COULD be in there, but unless he ingests the ancient river water (or snorts it, or drops it in his eyes, or injects it into his bloodstream), he wouldn't get infected.
I think the fact that you touched water that’s been hidden away for millions of years is cooler than the geode itself. I wonder if the water in geodes can be useful for research.
That is a very fun thought. So enhydro geodes from this locality have been studied before but with so many people wanting to see it under the scope on another platform I will be getting slides made of the next one.
Assuming it takes millions of years is not wise nor fits the scientific method. It is known that stalactites and stalagmites, diamonds, fossilization /petrification, oil formation, ice layers, and sedimentary rock layers do not require millions of years to form.
@@fredjackson8408 once again, I replied saying I replied but didn't see the reply, so after a few days of no reply, I checked again and once again I don't see my 2nd reply so RUclips hates me.
@@koji2277 since he said he got it from a river, it's most likely to be water with some concentration of the mineral that whatever that rock is made of
"Who knows how long that water was inside?" When I was little I saw a geode that had water inside. They carefully cut away a slice of the exterior to leave a window so you could see into it without releasing the water, which you could also see. It was way out of my price range, and I haven't seen anything like it since. But every time someone cracks a geode and water splashes out, my heart breaks.
@@DishonorableMentions452 aaaand you totally miss the point. But that's OK. After all, you recognize that water is millions (billions) of years old, so you are observant. You can see the facts. I hope one day you can recognize the wonder.
@@bforman1300 I think it would be awesome if someone could test geode water though, who knows, It might be from the primordial soup! it's definitely fun to think about, but unfortunately I feel like people wouldn't care to test it, seeing how people like this guy usually don't think about how long it's been there or how valuable that water may be.
Underrated comment. I actually skipped right over it and went to the next video before it hit me. Then it came back as I started laughing. I think the only reason why I actually caught this is because I was about to fap myself lmao
@@BrandyWilliams24 either he wastes a good scientific opportunity or releases some ancient shit back into the ecosystem. Either way dude just made a clown of himself for views.
When I was about six or seven years old I lived on a farm and would find purple geode in the fields after the ground was plowed! I also found many arrow heads....of course I parents took them.....
My great grandmother had two hydro-geodes. They’re pretty valuable and it’s common to sand them down so that the rock is thin enough to see the water inside. Very cool find!
I really wish this video would have shown the process of doing exactly that. Instead we had to watch ( ...and listen) as this guy busted his geode all over the place.
One idiot above Suggested it was, "a magic potion" and another "the fountain of youth".. Just how disconnected from reality and reeeeee-tarded are people today? Severely, signs would suggest. "Found it in a river" should of likely been the dead giveaway.
I would have kept the water for testing. I love Geodes they are absolutely beautiful. I had an opened one a long time ago it had dark purple crystals inside.
@@Flickvids100 analyse chemical composition with microscope lol And again you will find nothing new since every existing minerals are well known today.
I think you might have just been listening to the audio, bud... 🤣 Anyway, grimoire tells of these wandering heathen wizards that have the ability to actually surf upon their carpets with the goal of finding pretty rocks! They're called baseheads! They don't get paid for this though. They smoke those pretty rocks (and parmesan) as fast as they can in a filthy ritual to achieve the ability to stop scratching themselves. There's one particularly horrible basehead of legend who *only* finds the ocasional festering crusty parmesan cheese crumb when he surfs upon thy carpet cosmic. It's all the same to him though... They say his laptop is the gateway to hell itself. I shouldn't say any more about him in case Hillary sends a very different kind of hunter after me...😳 I've also witnessed these very elusive travelling merchants of obscure curiosities. They always have these knots in their socks, oddly. They convene with the local baseheads, but the merchants definitely get paid for selling them those same pretty rocks that they found in their geological quests in the land of baking soda called Detroit! ...I definitely wouldn't consider that a dream job though. Neither the baseheads or that merchants have very long life spans.
@@user-cw7qf3jb2e rocks form with preassure and alot of heat, i mean thousands of degrees, the water have lower consentrations on the inner layers of the earth (35 Km or so) and for the geode is even more rare due the empty space in it
ruclips.net/video/l9SqJPVSl0s/видео.html
Here is the water analysis video for the other two enhydros.
Super cool thanks for the update!!
I was about to be mad that you didn't study the water
@@pathlogic8650 I mean, I did it for two others but not that one. So I guess be mad lol. Thousands and thousands of others have 🤷
@@mooneyfinemineral you sick bastard! The knowledge lost D:
@@pathlogic8650 I've defended myself thousands of times now and it doesn't matter - nor do my words soooooooooo "whoops"? 🤣
"honey, we have guests. let's bust out the *classy* coconuts!"
😂😂😂
this should have way more 🖒
😂😂😂
Crystal Coconuts
😆
And that is funny?
Natural hydration straight from the dirt coconut 🥥
Yum yum
😄😆🤣🤣
It looked full of electrolytes
This cracked me up
Dirt coconut! Lol!
Can never say "you can't squeeze water from a rock" EVER again
LOLOLOL
@Brent Struber 🇦🇺 lol also look up the definition of Petrichor
@Brent Struber 🇦🇺 oh yes! It's a classic. I should have been more clear, sorry. We use it in Canada as well.
Since we were on the topic of rocks Petrichor is a good one.
The smell of rain has been named. Never heard of this one before.
@Brent Struber 🇦🇺 true... That was the material I had to work with... lol
Can't squeeze blood from a turnip.
You gotta DRINK that, bro. That was immortality.
HaHa!!
My floor is now unstoppable...
@@mooneyfinemineral would’ve been cool to have that million year old water analyzed. 🤷♂️
@@jeffw2228 Check the pinned comment - not the same water but if you want to see geode water under a microscope you can see a bunch of slides in the last 5 minutes of that video.
@Jeff W I was thinking the same thing like why not try catching the water??
The realest “mineral water” 💦
Funny
I wanted a sip...
Lmao 🤣
@@PLS.54 who taught grandma how to use a phone
@@dotthedot9080 Don’t know Dot, tell me, who taught you how to use a phone? 🤣
… Wakes up the next morning to a small ecosystem embedded in the carpet
Or maybe we are the mini lifeforms that were created 🤔
Is this a evolution reference 🤔
@@killrkiddx007 😂 *you get it*
@@smiller2044 well you gotta Play that funky music right 😆
Lol, jungle just starts taking over his house and before u know it dinosaurs make a come back😂
Should have saved the water and got it tested!!! It would have been very interesting add
They are uncommon but not THAT uncommon. Though I've gotten that a lot lately so I'll be sure to do it next time 😆.
And what does it taste like?
@Receding Rebel This type of geode is porous until a certain point in their formation. The water got trapped after enough crystal had formed.
@@mooneyfinemineral pure water like a spring ?
@@1summerflower More like rain and ground water that filtered through. Though they can potentially have microbiomes. So the next one will be investigated a bit.
I'm no Crystal girl but I'm certain if you drank that water you'd become enlightened
Bahahahahahaha
Lol
Yes, and possibly grow taller without using that new medicated ointment you rub on ur knee's to add inch's to ur height called {kneegro®]
@@bigonaka8159 ....wait...
"who knows how long that water was inside"
Me: Let me sip the ancient water
You would be tripping for life !!!!
The crystalline structure that forms in there is natures DMT !!!!
Just playing 😂
You would prob get coronavirus or worse
😂 I was thinking hmmm, I wonder what that tastes like...🤔
@@shazookeemoon probably ass !!!!! Lol 😂
I was thinking the exact same thing!
Brother that ain’t a geode that’s a rocky coconut
That rocky coconut will destroy your organs
@@死宙 FREE KIDNEY STONES
@@koop4568 And probably something like zinc poisoning, judging by the coloration lol
😂😂😂
Can I get a coconut… The ROCKY way?SURE SURE
Unleashes ancient viruses from a geode,
"Damn, that's a cool rock"
Lol
Prometheus all over again
Yes! Hahahaha I thought the same!!!
I wonder if he is still alive?
I was also thinking the same 😂
The inside is like a galaxy itself. ❤️
Yeah...still one of the most precious geodes I've ever cracked.
The weird orgasmic sound when it cracks open and all the water gushes out HAHAHA makes my day
haha! :)
Why is this comment NOT the most liked?!
😏📸
?!
This feels like rock porn with all the oohs and ahhs 😭
You should've drank the water and gain the ancient magical powers in it
Ancient Chinese medicine practitioners: I'll take 20
You watch too many movies 😂
Yes, you would have absorbed the waters power and life essence.
right? like it will either kill you or make you immortal
The power to... turn into a small rock full of water, permanently
I feel like letting that precious geode water spill on the floor was a massive waste.
From a science standpoint, you could have tested that liquid and shown us a video about it.
From the standpoint of an Immortal Cultivator, you could have drunk that liquid and broke through to a new level of power. Or directly exploded from the spiritual energy overload.
Exploded from diarrhea is about all lol
It was water from the river, a sealed geode wouldn't have any water in it from its formation
😂
Becoming a super hero
@@rivertam7827 Enhydro agates are geodes that have water in them that is from when they formed
Never would've imagined meeting another venerable here....
Ah yes, the forbidden coconut
The most forbidden.
First thought was “that is the moldiest orange I’ve ever seen”
Bro that DOES look like a moldy ass orange 😂
I thought it was a ball of moldy bread!! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
“But it’s also got some form of liquid inside”
Me: drink the forbidden rock juice
My first thought lol
Gain geode powers, become a super human!
Laughing so loud at this 🤣
“CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!”
Definitely thinking 🤔🧐 I would have drank it just to find out 😂🤣😂😂 super power generator 🧬 mutating.... But yeah cool rock 😎🪨
So this is the sound a man makes when his water breaks
UNDERRATED COMMENT 😭😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Man had a geogasm at the end there
atleast he finished after the geo did
After busting one open, can you blame him?
Men don't orgasm like that! 😅
@@NeroMai voi
🤭🤭🤭 Tooo funny 🤣 🤣
When it has liquid it’s called an en-hydro and they can be estimated at 30-45 millin years old!!
So you're telling me that, that water could have contained Mastodons saliva? Lol 😅
@@Cespari to be fair, technically WE contain mastodon saliva 😂
And he just dropped it all over the floor 😩
@@nicoleowens2318 indeed lol, I was just hoping for some analysis of that water to discover any ancient DNA. Sad it is now all over his floor contaminated or otherwise compromised. We won't know what that water really contained. :( Lol
@@Cespari To make matters worse, a few seconds after recording this video, the guys dog came up and licked up all of the water!! 🐶 💦
What do you all think? How satisfying was that pop?
You may have just released. 100 million year old plague that will cause another world wide pandemic...thanks alot! If your still alive to read this
@@dannyboy2750 Just doing my part!
Why why why did you not keep the water ?!?!?!
@@Dana-mb2hk Because it's interesting but not that valuable to me. They have been studied and I don't it's magic other than allowing me to reach so many people. It's just a different world view. I'm sorry if it's frustrating 😟.
Where do find these beautiful creations??
Ken Kaniff of geology... "Awugghhh fuuuccckkk yeeeeeeaaahhh."
damn this caught me way off guard, what a reference.
I feel like that water was in there for millions of years and is equally as precious as the geode and it was just thrown on the floor 😭
Me tooo. Shoulve drank it!!!! Or something😂
Every water is so old :)
@@RichyRich2607 well…ackshually…burning hydrogen creates brand new water, as does the chemical reaction between an acid and a base…so not “every” water.
@@MarkRiverbank this is interesting actually :o
I googled it, I guess the water could be anywhere from 200 million years to over 3 billion years old from the sources i found, also it's not safe to drink, so yes, I do believe the water is worth more, specially for research MAYBE. idk.
*cracks geode*
"Oh! Hahaha wh-"
*Venom symbiote leaps into his face*
We require more geode.
@@mooneyfinemineral starcraft two *we require more minerals* one of my favorite pc games
😅
@@UNFORGIVENRogue117 not enough vespene gas
Hahaha
"God knows how long that water was inside"
Me: gets exited
*Spills it on the floor*
Me: ...are you fucking kidding me-
I thought it was such a foolish waste
@@diogeneslantern18 very unprofessional.
Supah bacteriahh...
it's only just water, probably not all that special
@@iskandermartens8744 thousand year old water bro
It would have been cool if he had saved the water to have it analyzed.
*Geode cracks open*
This dude: UHNNGH 😩
he really came to a rock
Hahahahahaha
🤣🤣 I was laughing so hard he really enjoyed that😳 but the little giggles while talking about it is hilarious
Bro. He said uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhh. He was soo satisfied. Lmfao
🥴
_This dude just done cracked the Philosopher's Stone and spilled its immortality-giving elixir on the floor._
I would have licked it off the ground!!😝
I hate when that happens 😬
That’s exactly what I was thinking!!!!
He lost the water... Owww! It will take a thousand years or more to at least form a geode... Sayang..
Licking it up as soon as he realized it was that immortality stuu
The SOUND my guy made when he cracked his geode, sprayed it’s liquid everywhere, and then told us to look at it… boy was gettin’ his rocks off😤😵🤤💦
I would too.
😂😂😂🥴
UnGGh 😫😫
Sussy baka
NGL that last oOoOOoooOOO made me uncomfortable 😳🙁😫
That's got to be so rewarding when you get to finally look inside! Thx for sharing. Much respect! Patty
Geode: *Crack Noises*
Guy: *Orgasm Noises*
Lol Mans Bust A Nut
Okay I thought I was being dirty minded
i heard this too what is wrong w me
the fact that he goes through comments so he probably read this😭
🤨
He literally spilled what could’ve been the potion to eternal life :(
Eternal life? Sounds like torture
@@davonlo9298 It does, doesn’t it? Especially after earth becomes barren and the sun sputters out.
Or instant death.
You guys are small minded af.🤨.
If youre alone.. yeah maybe.
Im sure there's other places to live besides this solar system with "people" who probably also have eternal life🤷🏻♂️.
An eternity governed by tards would be torture.
I think life is awesome. Dumb folks in this ridiculous society is the only reason Im depressed & have any notion "life sucks".
I could live my best days forever!!🤠👨🏻🏫
Or he just released covid onto the world 😜
“There might be some water inside”
Forget Clorox, I want to drink that! The forbidden rock juice…
Like coconut milk...but rockier.
Lol
And then you discover a 100000 year old virus that can turn you into a zombie with wings and laser eyes
This guy wasted an opportunity to live forever
Pretty sure that’s how The Thing was made in Fantastic 4 so good luck pal
That is, like, THE textbook geode. I love it.
Thin walled and super sparkly!
* geode cracks * this dude: moans and laughs XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He came hard to
Geode: *Breaks*
Him: *Moans*
Me: 😳...Man, you REALLY like opening geodes! 😂
😆 🤣 😂
He busted a stone
Fome
And then "Oh look at that..."
-silence -
-moans in an even more sexual way -
Glad I’m not the only one who thought it was kinda……
That was the cure for cancer that just spilled everywhere.
Right
Or the latest virus 👀
Or just old water
Problably just mostly purified water.
Can’t believe you said the same thing i was thinking.
Geode: *literally just chilling*
Random guy: Lets CRACK IT
IT MUST BE DONE.
''Dude uncovers ancient super virus in geode water - News at 11.''
Could have never know but pretty cool also. Fountain of youth lol
Viruses are aliens that come in on meteorites from outer space. They don’t occur anywhere naturally, hence why their aliens. It’s ok 99.9 % of humans are uneducated on this matter.
When has something like that ever happened? Exactly
A man drank water from a geode. This is what happened to his jaw
@@murrijuana2842 There's actually areas with permafrost where it's extremely illegal to dig because there are ancient corpses under the frost that could have some kind of new pathogen we wouldn't have the ability to fight off, because our immune system would have never seen anything like it before. Effectively, digging up a body like that could easily turn into a mass extinction event. So uncovering an ancient super virus is not out of the question!
However, any pathogens would most likely die in a geode, especially viruses (who don't live for very long and can't reproduce without a host). Extremely ancient bacteria that could cause an unknown illness COULD be in there, but unless he ingests the ancient river water (or snorts it, or drops it in his eyes, or injects it into his bloodstream), he wouldn't get infected.
"who knows how long that water was inside."
Water: Too long bro, too long! Freedooom!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Immediately evaporates... along with all its dreams
I think the fact that you touched water that’s been hidden away for millions of years is cooler than the geode itself. I wonder if the water in geodes can be useful for research.
That is a very fun thought. So enhydro geodes from this locality have been studied before but with so many people wanting to see it under the scope on another platform I will be getting slides made of the next one.
Assuming it takes millions of years is not wise nor fits the scientific method.
It is known that stalactites and stalagmites, diamonds, fossilization /petrification, oil formation, ice layers, and sedimentary rock layers do not require millions of years to form.
@@ITPalGame you got sources?
@@fredjackson8408 once again, I replied saying I replied but didn't see the reply, so after a few days of no reply, I checked again and once again I don't see my 2nd reply so RUclips hates me.
@@ITPalGame lmao.. isn’t that the worst when your comments disappear?;)
That "water" you giggled about could've been the elixir of life.
Thank you for sharing!!!
...."and that is how the planet killer virus started."
Lol
⁵
OMG! 😂😂😂😳😳😳
No
@@chefandmusician9170 yes
Look at my Goede!
Everyone else: what's in the water?
My eyes are cursed now, for sure.
Drinking that water might have made you an immortal, you fool
U never know, it might have. We have everything we need on earth to make treatments and cures for everything.
Or maybe spreading an ancient deadly virus
I'm not into geodes or crystals, but that is so cool! It reminds me of photos of the Pillars of Creation nebula with the colors.
That's a good comparison! It looks a little different since it dried out but I'll always remember how it first looked :D
Plot twist: It’s not even a geode, just a 300 year old still-intact coconut
Is it?
@@a.s.7936 it looks like smoky quartz to me.
It migrated.
@@mamamoon65 it is,the youtuber said it himslef.
“God knows how long that water was inside”
Some scientific researcher somewhere: 😯 😭 🤦🏻♀️
LITERALLY what I was thinking. You know their heart’s shattered watching that water spill onto the floor.
@@OddOccultist as a material science PhD...it did my friend..it sadly did
I'm not even anything remotely similar to a geologist and this hurts me deeply
Can someone explain to me, was that liquid that got spilled on the ground some sort of special liquid ?
@@koji2277 since he said he got it from a river, it's most likely to be water with some concentration of the mineral that whatever that rock is made of
Ah yes my favorite rock coconuts
The forbidden coconuts.
You put the lime in the coconut and slurp is all up
Rockonuts
I didn't expect it to sound so much like one lol
This is even better than coconuts since they don’t give you diarrhea
"Who knows how long that water was inside?"
When I was little I saw a geode that had water inside. They carefully cut away a slice of the exterior to leave a window so you could see into it without releasing the water, which you could also see. It was way out of my price range, and I haven't seen anything like it since. But every time someone cracks a geode and water splashes out, my heart breaks.
Mate it's alright it's just water. The water you drink everyday is millions of years old.
@@DishonorableMentions452 aaaand you totally miss the point. But that's OK. After all, you recognize that water is millions (billions) of years old, so you are observant. You can see the facts. I hope one day you can recognize the wonder.
@@bforman1300 I think it would be awesome if someone could test geode water though, who knows, It might be from the primordial soup! it's definitely fun to think about, but unfortunately I feel like people wouldn't care to test it, seeing how people like this guy usually don't think about how long it's been there or how valuable that water may be.
@@DishonorableMentions452 they tested it
It's funny how that geodes been kicking around for who knows how long and some monkey chops it up and slaps some arbitrary value to it
I have always wondered how they opened those up. It looks like a galaxy inside, like a nebula. Simply amazing.
There are a few different ways but this is my favorite.
Me too!
Starry night or out night sky
do you no galaxies n nebulas
personally do they call you or text you ....🤬🤬
These are not galaxy’s or nebulas these are crystals you can find crystals inside rocks however that isn’t a rock that is just a very dirty crystal
"Who knows how long that water was inside..."
** looks down to see the water 💧 somehow burned a hole through the floor **
Lol or he looks down to see the “water” crawl/slither away and disappear through the crack of his front door 🫢
Wouldn’t it burn through his hand first?
Cracks rock: *Water leaks*
Man: "AAaaaaaAhhh!"
That’s a true geologist right there
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣 guy got turned on when it broke and gushed out
"I wish I'd caught THAT coconut water!!!"
DRINK THE FORBIDDEN COCONUT!
I keep
Missing what the BIG SURPRISE was. I’ll watch it again.
Lol...it's a clickbait title. Sorry. Some people don't know enhydros can happen and that was the entire point and premise. So - sorry.
This man’s pure genuine satisfaction at nature is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all year.
…sounded like he arrived 😂
I recently cracked a geode that had in it, another geode. They both had crystalized interiors.
Do you have any tips on how to recognize a geode like the one you found?
That would be neat AF to find! So cool..👍🤗😀
COOL! 😎
I want to seeeeeeee!
That geode had a baby.
"who knows how long that water was inside?" You probably just caused the extinction of an ancient, unknown life form that evolved inside that geode! 😳
Lmfao
Or he’s just caused the extinction of the human race releasing some ancient and potent virus 🤔🤷♂️
Don't worry, the theory of evolution is utterly unscientific and biologically and mathematically impossible.
@@truthvidsdotnet6530 yeah I rather believe a flying spagetti monster controlling the universe
@@truthvidsdotnet6530 I would check your math. 🙄
Wow that's awesome thanks for sharing
Cheers! And check the pinned comment if you want a followup.
This is exactly how I sound when I "crack a geode"
Lol. Dumb.
Bustin all kinds of geodes
Underrated comment. I actually skipped right over it and went to the next video before it hit me. Then it came back as I started laughing. I think the only reason why I actually caught this is because I was about to fap myself lmao
🤣🤣🤣
The water inside the rock is called"Elixir".
"Who know how long that water was inside" and then spill it on the floor
Wasted..
@@BrandyWilliams24 either he wastes a good scientific opportunity or releases some ancient shit back into the ecosystem. Either way dude just made a clown of himself for views.
@@lemonsqweezy9532 I see you don’t enjoy crying over spilled milk, just water.
@@lemonsqweezy9532 I don't think that it is that special. And what do you mean by ancient shit? There is nothing dangerous in that water
@@laylax2672 and you cry over a comment. Aren't we all bitches?
Brilliant! Fantastic!
Pregnant Geode: "Ahh! My water broke!"
I really laughed at this. Its corny but good
Me too!! 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking the same thing!
Honestly it reminded me of when my waters broke when I was in labor LOL it felt like how the crack sounded 🤣🤣
Yes you should have it would have been so interesting I'm just fascinated by this
Come on that water looked so clear lol n beautiful
imagine drinking it 🤤
@@Krashevil I wouldn’t drink it
@@Krashevil taste the rotengens
You! Shouldn’t you know for how long that water been there? You are the geologist right?
Cracks geode: auhggg😩🤤🫦💦
When I was about six or seven years old I lived on a farm and would find purple geode in the fields after the ground was plowed! I also found many arrow heads....of course I parents took them.....
:(
And THAT ladies and gentlemen marks the beginning of alien lifeforms on earth
Immediate thought: “oh no, her water broke.”
Same.
LOL...
You mean cracked?
@@eli2112 I don’t believe he does
@@eli2112 No
My great grandmother had two hydro-geodes. They’re pretty valuable and it’s common to sand them down so that the rock is thin enough to see the water inside. Very cool find!
That sounds amazing
I really wish this video would have shown the process of doing exactly that. Instead we had to watch ( ...and listen) as this guy busted his geode all over the place.
That must be an amazing item especially if you can place in a display unit that lights it up and spins it slowly...
That sounds awesome!
@@subs4794 as an avid shiny rock collecter, that kind of display unit totally exists.
I absolutely LOVE your page tytytytyty for posting im new in my journey in "commercial " or pro rock hounding ❤❤❤ so again thank you
You're very welcome!!! Let me know if I can help at all ❤.
"It's got some liquid inside"...
Scientists everywhere:
😖
One idiot above Suggested it was, "a magic potion" and another "the fountain of youth".. Just how disconnected from reality and reeeeee-tarded are people today? Severely, signs would suggest. "Found it in a river" should of likely been the dead giveaway.
🤣
Can relate
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW INFECTED WITH A NEW LIFEFORM THAT HAS BEEN CONTAINED INSIDE THAT ROCK FOR A MILLION YEARS.
Kyle the ancient world conquering amoeba has finally risen!
My very first thought…
My thoughts exactly
Clever!
This was legit the first thing I thought….
I would have kept the water for testing. I love Geodes they are absolutely beautiful. I had an opened one a long time ago it had dark purple crystals inside.
Probably amethysts.
That one looks so nice! I’ve never seen better!
100% you can sell “geode water” to some twat for hundreds of dollars.
10s of thousands actually. Millions of years old water
@@decreiverreceiver4492 most water is millions of years old, maybe we could sell sea water to those twats mentioned
@@decreiverreceiver4492 is all water not millioms of years old?
People think they can use it for "witchcraft"
@@ralphteal7646 you're right, I should go collect some and sell it for thousands!
Him: "But there's some water inside"
Me: "DRINK IT, COME ON, DRINK IT, IT MIGHT BE DINOSAUR'S PISS"
Ha
Technically, every glass of water you drink, contains at least one droplet of dinosaurus piss.
Underrated comment ngl
@@willy9076 true
Drinking that water would have woke you from the simulation
Wow beautiful looking rock
Cheers
I would have collected the water and sent it to a lab for analysis. Just out of interest. Edit: you do analyse it!
Everybody's saying this could be the water to eternal life, me with my movie brain this could be the water to death/ zombie 🧟
me with my covid brain this could be water to a new sypervirus that's gonna lock us up again for years
You're not alone 😂
Or it’s trillion year old sulfur water so it smells like an eternal fart 🤣
I immediately thought, what if microbes have been growing for thousands of years and he just got it all over his hands?
Me: amoeba filled river water… lol
I'm showing my kid this and saying it's a fossilized coconut
Sounds like good parenting to me!
Good call, gotta lie to the kids🤣
😂😂
It is by the looks of it
That’s what I thought it was!!!!😂😂
I love the way those look inside eminds me of the night sky or pictures from space like stars an nebula
"Washed down the river"
"Some kind of liquid inside"
😂 ah geez you don’t say?
😝
@@mikex5984 the river probably didn't exist when the geode was formed
Hahaha!!! My guess:
Maybe coconut water? 🤷♀️🤪
Oooo.. wait! Wait!! Maybe it’s Mineral water!!! Yes, that’s it!! It has to be Mineral water!! 🤣🤣🤪🤪😜😜🤣🤣
@@PerfectlyImperfect1114 go make a sandwich 🥪
And this my friends is how the Geodevirus-22 pandemic started.
Don't share this video with Democrats they'll go nuts.
lol
Satan’s kidney stone 😅 full of whiz!😅
THANK YOU! Yes! Exactly!
The way he moaned when it squirted,
Same 😹
Beautiful Geode interior faceting.
I would've trying like heck to collected the water in something as sterile as possible and looked at the samples under a microscope
Disappointed it sounded like the water hit the FLOOR
Exactly...It was there since the geode was formed. What a waste...
To find nothing? Osmosis, lack of energy sources and small medium size will kill every cellular life form in this geode.
@@Akbarali_Olimov To analyze the chemical composition at least. Not all in the world has to be organic, buddy.
@@Flickvids100 analyse chemical composition with microscope lol
And again you will find nothing new since every existing minerals are well known today.
When you cracked it and it started juicing you were like “ ahh 😩”
Reading these comments talking ab how the water is dangerous, when I thought “earth coconut” first thing…
You could have a really painful water balloon fight with geodes
LOL!!!
The moan at the crack and the gush.. 5 stars
Im gay now
Creepy 🙄
I can imagine this guy being ask "what you do for a living?" And as a dad joke he would say "I crack rocks"
Better than 'rocking crack' I'd reply in true dad fashion.
I destroy nature is the truthful answer
@@haydnrogan6789 but not as fun as smoking crack I would imagine 🤣
Bro is living every man’s dream of getting paid for finding pretty rock
When you put it like that, it's pretty fantastic :D
I LOVE THAT! I collect & balance rocks, & I’ve cracked some as a kid, but I’ve never cracked a geode! I’d LOVE THAT! ♥️
I think you might have just been listening to the audio, bud... 🤣 Anyway, grimoire tells of these wandering heathen wizards that have the ability to actually surf upon their carpets with the goal of finding pretty rocks! They're called baseheads! They don't get paid for this though. They smoke those pretty rocks (and parmesan) as fast as they can in a filthy ritual to achieve the ability to stop scratching themselves. There's one particularly horrible basehead of legend who *only* finds the ocasional festering crusty parmesan cheese crumb when he surfs upon thy carpet cosmic. It's all the same to him though... They say his laptop is the gateway to hell itself. I shouldn't say any more about him in case Hillary sends a very different kind of hunter after me...😳 I've also witnessed these very elusive travelling merchants of obscure curiosities. They always have these knots in their socks, oddly. They convene with the local baseheads, but the merchants definitely get paid for selling them those same pretty rocks that they found in their geological quests in the land of baking soda called Detroit! ...I definitely wouldn't consider that a dream job though. Neither the baseheads or that merchants have very long life spans.
Oh wow!! Thats so beautiful
Cheers
"Water flows out of geode and dude moans"
Me: *sighs* Time to head to the comments
😂😂 I was like “oh he finished”
he shakes it, then cracks and moans.
Surprisingly clean so far. I'm disappointed 😂
“Who knows how long that water was inside~💦” 🌚
Facts lol 💯
that water could have sold for more than the crystals inside
Not really.
Yes really, water traped inside a rock is less than 0.000000001% or even less
@@melissa7611 You know random numbers without any context are meaningless, right?
I mean context would let you assume the numbers are the rarity. Which is kind if how we place value in stuff alot if the time.
@@user-cw7qf3jb2e rocks form with preassure and alot of heat, i mean thousands of degrees, the water have lower consentrations on the inner layers of the earth (35 Km or so) and for the geode is even more rare due the empty space in it
Seriously though I'm so curious how long that water was in there.
I think the guy put the water in the geod then glued both pieces together before filming the video. You’ve been punked!