Hannah Stocking is even worse than Lele Pons...
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- Опубликовано: 8 авг 2020
- In today's video we take a look at Lele Pons 2: Hannah Stocking, and her new (and now retired) RUclips show. Please buy my YouTooz when it comes out I have to feed my cat. Also, Hannah Stocking also got a tattoo to celebrate 11 million followers on TikTok. Why did she do that?
Twitter/Instagram: @JamesMarriottYT
TikTok: @JamesMarriott
Music: @JamesMarriottOfficial
Editors:
James Marriott
@CynicSnacks 
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She literally never stayed on a topic longer than 1 minute..how is it commentary when it’s...that?
Agreed
Yeah Jesus Christ she cannot focus one one thing for more than 30 seconds
@@scruffyjams2910 my teachers in my report:
@@scruffyjams2910 That's what he said
Commentary? What commentary?
..All I got from those videos was that she can use a blender.
Did no one notice she has a script in front of her...and its still terrible.
Yeah
MaidenHellXO time stamp?
Thats probably why
It’s wild cuz she had a small part in the movie ‘Satanic Panic’ and she wasn’t bad. I watched it without my glasses off and I didn’t even know it was her lol. Maybe she’s only good with other people’s material.
Amber Nicole and in Tyler Perry movie “Boo 2”
I feel like Hannah Stocking is like a real life manifestation of what a child's mind thinks being an adult is.
😂😂so true
👌
yesss
Yep
Holy shit you put it into words 🤣
James didn’t mention that he’s trilingual.
Get the guns, get the bombs, get the food, it’s war.
Izukx THE END IS APPROACHING! **HYPERVENTILATES**
*guns and ships and so the balance shifts*
@@soop266 ...we rendezvous with Rochambeau
@@whatthefl0ck consolidate their gifts
And get the bulletproof syber truck
I don’t think tik tokers realize that RUclips is an extremely different platform lmfao
Yuppp
They do not.
She's been on RUclips longer than tiktok. She originally came from vine
Rhiannon M that true
@@rhiannonm6022 k.
She got a tattoo bc of tiktok, jesus christ how is this real life.
I somehow gave you 2 likes
Kurtis Connor got a tattoo because of a tweet
@@emmajune4129 but like that's iconic
@uwuer • 1 decade ago
You're on mobile aren't you?
I'll get this comment tattooed
She sort of like a puppy that’s just been adopted by Lele Pons, she just follows her everywhere and it’s excited all the time
Why is nobody replying but 109 likes...
Everyday Stuff - Lennox Rosado fr tho... like where y’all at..? 🌝
Ave, true to Caesar
Barry B Benson Ad Victoriam brother
Don't insult puppies like that
James: "I'm allowed to say I'm not attractive"
Everyone with eyes: *No you're not.*
wtfff you are everywhere lmao
I know your not a bot so I guess you just have the same great taste of RUclips.
Reminds me of Gerard Way the time he said he was allowed to hate his face lol
Ah yes a man of culture
no
James looks like Jack Black was from England and didn't star in School of Rock
nachoooooooooooooooooooooo libre
not again
@@JamesMarriott yes, yes again.
@@JamesMarriott yes again
No he doesn't he looks like himself only handsomer
Me watching the entire video to see if James will mention about being trilingual 👁👄👁
Did you know that james marriot is trilingual
@@tobyparsons1549 not heard that one before
REALLY gosh he never mentioned
Wait...he’s trilingual??? Next thing you’ll tell me Lele Pons is Latina...
Wait really????? I didn't know 🤨
Elon Musk is like the "I'm not like other girls" of billionaires
Why is that so true
yes he’s so annoying
But would you really rather have another one of them. His personality isn't forced so he isn't like an "I'm not like other girls" person.
@@arriver3403 how do you know his personality isn't forced?
@@malin2501 because the difference is he shows that he's different instead of just asking for attention and from what I've seen of him he has a personality
She’s trying so hard, it’s difficult to watch.
Do you love me..
@@liamb8940 fotr night
@@liamb8940 fort nigt
Skye ?? What
@@liamb8940 fiRsT oF all, do YOU love meh .-.
Last time I was this early we didn’t know you had gold flecks in your hazel eyes
tyler lmaooolmaoooo
Or that he’s trilingual
so never ??
he is quadlingual in fact
Polcemane Cuck and simp buster ikr
James is not wrong with Prince Andrew
Jim Marriott: assassin of Buckinghamshire
@Jackson Smith I'm pretty sure the Royal family disowned him or summit, and even if the assassin was caught he'd walk free with a light sentence
@Jackson Smith it's joke, he's saying that Andrew will get Epsteined
@Jackson Smith he could yes... but James isnt the nonce, so i think he'll be sound
@Jackson Smith yeh true very true, you're not wrong. But james has big lad George, so again, he'll be sound x
H-he..d-didn't.. mention he was... trilingual...
I know right
He’s trilingual?!
Great profile pic💜
@@katl7493 Why thank you 😌 I'm assuming you're an ARMY?
@@vinu_veralu yes😂
The thing is, she is actually smart, like, she has a degree in Chemistry and Biology...
Jeez she could've got a real job instead of making a fool of herself.
@@pointbreak9561 ikr..
point break i mean i’m not against social media as a job but if it’s flopping pls stop trying and just use ur degree.
She’s not. She doesn’t have comments sense.
Mei Sasakura **common. Nor do you apparently💀 (I’m joking lolll)
Her commentary is a crossover of troom troom and Lily Singh
Can't be Lily Singh, she hasn't mentioned that she's a bisexual woman of colour yet :/
Omg yes!!!!
OMG WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE?🤣
To be honest It seems her RUclips vids aren’t as annoying as all the vines and shit she was in with Lele and other insta “comedians”. So at least there’s that
why is ur pfp my sleep paralysis demon
shigaraki is beautiful no! shigaraki is a murderer!
She is trying so hard to be “i’m more than my looks” type of girl but she’s failing miserably
She does have degrees in both Biology and Chemistry tho 👀
@@a.carneirozhu8104 From what school?
@@alexpirela4763 Dominican University of California, i think, but you should probably double check :p
She’s not even that pretty
It’s like your sad 30-year-old aunt trying to relate to the kids. And I can say that as a sad 32-year-old aunt trying to relate to the kids with this comment.
I can say that as a sad 38 year old aunt and mom trying to relate to the kids 😂
as a teen these comments have made me do the funny, and, therefore, you have succeeded
as a teen, you have succeeded
😂😂😂😂 love your comment
This is big funni
“It’s not minimalist, it’s not Avant Gard, it’s shhhhiiiiiiiiiiit”
- James Marriot
This would make better merch than anything hanna stocking has made...
I made it 1k🥰🥴
I think “Lele Pons sister is even worse than she is” may have been a good title
What is this? Kwite?
@@Soogbad I was literally thinking the samw thing
Off topic but I looked at your pfp and I remembered when I had a huge crush on Sedusa back when I was like 6
Lele pons cousin twice removed
@rr rr - Ugh with you people always yelling "That's not a race". Yes, we know. That's not what people mean when they say "This one is latina and this one is white" or "This one is Arab and this one is black". Obviously when people comment like this, the implied context is "This one is of a minority ethnicity and this one is of a privileged ethnicity (shorthand: white)". We don't know what kind of ethnicity Hannah Stocking is, but we know she's not an ethnicity that is deemed a minority. We also know that the only people who aren't considered a minority are usually of the white race. If we used our brains, we would understand that this is what we should infer. Bc a white Latina is still much less privileged than a white
James makes jokes about being unappealing like his girlfriend isn't one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen
I SAW HER AND I WAS BLOWN AWAY. sooooo jealous of how beautiful and talented she is.
What does _her_ being pretty have to do with _his_ appearance tho 👁👄👁
@@solus8685 because usually round where I'm from 'pretty' girls only day 'pretty' guys. It's probs the same for everyone else
@@Josieeeeeeeeeee do any of you have a picture of her or a link to one? I’m new and I wanna know what she looks like
I love that she flexes having a Biology and Chemistry degree but then decides to make videos like that
So she just ripped off Daniel Johnston’s “Hi, how are you” album cover for her merch? She really couldn’t come up with anything else? 🤦♀️
I thought she was just wearing some like knock off merch of his and I was so shocked to see she actually made that for herself
Exactly I thought she was wearing merch and was like cool she knows who he is wtf
wow i just checked out daniel johnston. heartbreaking music to start the day off. thanks for sending this genius my way!
Eh, I’d say it’s a reach to say that she ripped off his album cover. The font isn’t really the same and Hi, how are you is a phrase everyone says on a regular basis. I doubt she even knows who he is or anything about his album.
This guy thinks he's not attractive?
He's wrong
ikr
I know. At this point he's very obviously doing it on purpose so we can keep telling him he's blind.
have u SEEN his gf? she’s so cute
At this point we just be simping for him
Ikr, he is actually my type
Yo guys, take a shot every time she stays on a topic for longer than three seconds!
i'd be drunk lmao
Well it’s not a drinking game if you only drink like twice though.
@@363_irene7 I don't think you understand the rules of the game...
Nah I don't want to die drinking
I don’t hate my liver that much
*prince Andrew dies tomorrow* James: oh such a tragedy.
I just got a commercial in spanish. NOT EVERYONE IS TRILINGUAL JAMES!
ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big RUclipsr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid nai
@@AxxLAfriku bruh what
laughing in bilingualism
AxxL child what😭
lmao i speak 4 languages fluently, portuguese, english, tetum and indonesian, fight me 😎
"I'm allowed to say I'm not attractive."
I was just gonna tell you that you're really cute tho, until...
"Because I like seeing all the comments telling me that I actually am :)"
@@cutetesss it is very pleasing
The Spirit could i say very aesthetically pleasing ?
@@MS-nf9iu I see what you did there
“I just enjoy ripping other people apart. It’s what I was born to do”.
Why can’t I like a video twice?
JAMES
DONT BANG YOUR HEAD ON THE TABLE
you might forget you’re trilingual
“let’s bet on which royal family meme net will die first”
the most british bet ever
Lolllll
I just wanna bet it won't be the queen
family meme net
meme net
_meme net_
@@Adoopt pretty much anyone but lizzy
That hi, how are you t-shirt looks like a rip of the Daniel Johnston hi, how are you t-shirt. Just without the drawing of the frog. I'm triggrreddddd
isn’t hi how are you a jeffree Star saying anyway? did she just c and p a racist?
@@lulellie I have no idea lol, it just reminded me of Daniel Johnston and I miss him
I am not a good idea to have a conversation with you. I will not sure about that I have a look at the moment. The other side of 7, I have a marathon to be able to make a good time to get the cheapest price for your email
DISGUSTANG! Wut?
i was about to comment the same thing. I'm livid
I want a shirt that says “ther haz bin an attempt” so I can wear it while watching Hannah’s videos
I got a stroke reading that sentence
ah yes, i love it when people have a seizure mid-sentence
5:08 well that didn’t really age well
POV:your seeing if someone actually said “Murder Hornets”
She’s like the person that always got the participation trophy
She reminds me of the "dear fat people" woman who else sees it ?
Isn’t the “hi how are you?” phrase from Daniel Johnston? His album is entitled that
wow i just checked out daniel johnston. heartbreaking music to start the day off. he's amazing
Elisa Castro if you look up the phrase on google his album is the first search. I don’t think it’s reaching. I do agree it’s a common phrase, but the thing that connects them the most is that both designs are handwriting. Seems a little similar to me
Elisa Castro if there’s no trademark there’s no trademark. It’s just an unoriginal idea for merch
She sounds like shes being held in a basement, being forced to make bad commentary videos for content
James do you know anything about this?
if your idol is elon musk, you really have no idea what’s happening in the world at ALL
we LOVE child labor don’t we
Wut
He’s pregnant
@@Karpahid00 yes he's having quadruplets
She says Elon "created" Tesla and spaceX? He bought all of his sucess because his parents are filthy rich
the joke about which royal family member would die first aged very well.....I never thought James could be wrong
Elon gets sued for falsely calling some one a P3do.
Hannah : _hes_ _my_ *hero*
Jesus Christ, I’ve missed you
Ikr, always looking forward to watching his videos
I agree Barry
Don't worry Jesus is next to you everyd- oh you meant James
Holy God same 😭
we all did 🥺
Last time I was this early, James wasn't trilingual
so thats why you got fired
That's not possible. Everyone knows he was born trilingual.
Her "hi, how are you" merch is a literal rip-off of Daniel Johnston, an actual artist's well-known album art and murals. She can't even bother to pay someone to make original merch designs
That point where she was face timing her friend and they started off by calling each other "malaka" that's Greek for wanker🤣
I thought I was the only one who heard that 😂 like wtf?
I know, late to the party, I think she has said that she is part Greek and proud about it so she must be doing that because we use that as a greeting in Greece, to show that oh I'm like the Greeks. With that pronunciation though, oh honey no
Gosh the way she delivered it too was so cringe...literally went too school with someone like this and it was awful. You just know that they are trying way too hard to be "edgy" or "relatable" and just come across as uncomfortable and fake. Especially when they need EVERYONE to know that they are greek (or any other nationality) or that they like the same thing that someone JUST brought up. Like we get it. I went to a greek school so literally everyone was the same which made their actions so much worse XD
as a member of the 'People named Hannah' Union, I declare that she’s not our responsibility
Hey um do you need bleach
@@salt-freesalt u need some salt bro?
@@lucacocozza yes please
@@salt-freesalt go to a fortnite party near u. U should find tooooonnns there
Xddd lollll😂😂😂😁👏💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She reminds me of someone who thinks being ditzy is cute.
Yeah🤣☠️
"Who wants to bet on which royal family member will die first? My money's on Prince Andrew. It would be strange if he randomly died."
I -AM JUSTICE!
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone’s daughter - 4:54
She clearly feels apathetic towards the idea of "commentary videos"; however, she tried (and failed) to produce this content and, waste money while doing so. It's just sad.
Are RUclipsrs this desperate for views? I mean, set your priorities straight. Why waste time doing something you don't enjoy that will not get you anywhere? This is why I'm never going to be a RUclipsr.
Good luck all creators. You will need it.
@Breana Magiya But why RUclips? Their videos seem so uninspired and phlegmatic. There are a plethora of jobs on the market. RUclips isn't their only option.
@Breana Magiya I understand your point. But is it really easy if your job causes significant stress and despair?
She thinks blindness can be solved with a brain transplant?
I'd love to see that work out for someone once
On one hand, eyes are just extensions of the brain.
On the other hand, that's... A lot of work just to get functional eyes.
She totally jacked the “HI, HOW ARE YOU” phrase and font also printed on a plain white t-shirt from from the legendary Daniel Johnson. You may remember Kurt Cobain wearing the shirt around.
She’s also selling a regular tye dye hoodie with “Hi How Are U” in tiny print for 55$ (US) for comparison a normal tye dye hoodie is around 19-25$
Came to comment this. RIP Daniel. "Somethings last a long time..." 💓
me, a greek person watching this,
“💖mALákha🥰💅🏼”
..wasnt she like?? greek?
Google “hi how are you Austin” and youll see this isn’t even an original merch idea
It was created by Daniel Johnston, who deserves all the credit.
@@alisaishere thank you! Rip Daniel
She is not that bad
....
She doesnt say she's latina all the time
...and she wasn't a dick to one of her friends...but she still ain't funny
well she cant say it 👁👄👁
yeah but she is always mentioning her greek heritage, like in this phone call with that dude she said "hey malaka" 🤦🏻♀️
james: "i dont have a love life"
aria: "what am i to you? air?
its so weird hearing Hannah Stocking speaking normally and not just screaming.
at least in her “commentary videos” she’s less annoying and seems more human than her skits
I miss you
yes
Miss you too
thx boo
aaron i think that we should leave of relationship like this i think i like joshua goes rose im sorry
James says he’s not attractive but low key he’s the type of Englishman I was looking for when I moved to the UK 😂😂😂😂
James: *bangs head on table*
Him, but small: ✌🏻😏
Didn't they completely disprove that the 'Cyber Truck' was bulletproof? By, you know... smashing the window during a demonstration. As an aside, I'd be far more concerned that Elon Musk could get into my car. Zombie horde? No problem. Richest incel in the world who 'reinvented' himself with hair plugs, breeding prolifically, and and publicly shaming his girlfriends? *shudder*
Oh dam I remember that, lol
@Elisa Castro Yes, I understand that dichotomy, Elisa. I said he reinvented himself. When he had enough money, his first thought was to change the way he looked though medical procedures. He didn't need to do that, but the money wasn't attracting the kind of women he felt he 'deserved'. He has maintained an 'incel mentality', but perhaps I should have used another term and spelt out exactly how much he behaves as though he resents women.
@@NoYeahNah What did he say about his girlfriends?
I don't know why but she reminds me of Azzyland or whatever her name was. Those family friendly reaction channels which reacted to the most boring videos and then they managed to make it even more boring and cringeworthy after they did 'little stutters' or said 'uwu' ina cute voice
Yeah, those kinds of channels are annoying as hell
@@kiwi1947 yeah
azzyland was boring but so sweet. she’s so nice and it’s sad that ppl sexual is her, a CHILDRENS ENTERTAINER. i hate the internet.
Josie J have you seen her music video. I’m a stuffed bear and I’m disturbed
@@Josieeeeeeeeeee She dresses in an inappropriate way on purpose tho
I almost forgot hannah stocking existed. almost. 😪
5:07 - You got the wrong Duke James. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
There ARE bugs on strawberries though. That's why you WASH THEM.
The unsure “I’m good thanks” was James after he was kicked from the eboys and everyone asked how he was.
@Dan Sullivan
When did I ask?
5:06 Well, he was wrong.
Bruh how does this man not have 2 million subs yet? He’s one of the most relevant commentary youtubers out there I honestly thought he was there
she’s not bad, just boring. an average influencer.
I miss you :(
One of your best yet! 👏👏👏👏 😂😂😂
Well it was good ol’ Prince Philly who hit the sack first
ight just a quick thing, her merch is based off tattoos on the bottoms of her feet which say her merch
ImagineBeing_ Ells yes Sam and Colby
Um-
And she ripped if off of Daniel Johnston's Hi how are you art.
Bottoms of the feet? Ouch
I feel like the ink wouldn't stay. Right? Idk, anyone else have bottom feet tatts??!
Can at least almost everyone agree James is pretty attractive?-
A LITTLE? just me? 🎃
Naw I'm here with ya
Not at all im with u
It’s those hazel eyes with golden flecks
Last time I was this early James wasn't trilingual.
Imagine if he said Phil instead of Andrew 😳
James: "I'm allowed to say I'm not attractive"
Me, who wanted to say something totally not family friendly about how I find him attractive: oh... okay
Eh idk I dont see it oh well lol
mic nik then you clearly don’t stan him 😾
strxwberry x shortcxke well it’s not their fault. I mean yeah, James is quite attractive to most people, but they just simply do not find him attractive. Even I know that and I’m a stuffed fucking bear
I miss u jimbo
She makes me feel like she's trying out for blues clues
Every video you make makes me smile and laugh like absolute crazy, you are an amazing youtuber and human being and i love all of your content to bits!
I genuinely don’t believe anyone find hannah or anyone in that “friend group” is funny or care about their content. Their viewership is probably mostly small children
I can confirm that! When I was in elementary school I was a huge fan of them until I grew out of it. (I’m in high school now)
I miss you, James. Please rejoin the Eboys - it’s sad if you’ve fallen out.
It makes me sad.
I think it is fake just to see fans reaction
What happened
he didnt leave, alex said it on live last night bc he felt bad
this is true i see no LIES
Unpopular opinion, but I think James is by far the most engaging and funny of them. Would be sad if they actually did fall out though, but I think everything's fine.
5:06 I won the bet, I betted on Prince Philip
i love your videos! was having a bad day until now :))
Fun fact :
He doesn’t mention it a lot but he’s trilingual
Awesome
Wait, really? I've watched all of his videos and he's never said it, wow thanks i never knew
She literally isn’t funny and is trying too hard 😂
james ur so reassuring i love ur videos
can we get a james marriott second channel where he just completely speaks his mind on things and people that is uncensored
hannah stocking: you took everything from me!
james: I don't even know who you are
For anyone who doesnt know Hanna’s merch “hi how are you” “I’m good thanks” is a tattoo on her right and left feet
I'm sorry he mentioned the royal family in a certain way
I apologize for laughing
i was really hoping you’d post this.
everyone who wasn’t in james live and wonder why we’re saying we miss him:👁👄👁
Ye lol
꧁SpaceMan Craig꧂ wait what happened 👁👄👁
✨don’t be shy, tell us what is going on✨
@@sarahrose1512 alex said that james was leaving the eboys on a live, then felt bad and said it was a joke- now they're rolling with it lol
fax👁💋👁
Me: gets annoyed if I have 1 text notification
James: *has 229 messages*
Also his battery percentage is really low and that bothers me
Same
The passion of James’s kiss to that poster😍😍😍